>G-GUARDS! HELP! THERE'S A FAT GREASY MAN HERE IN THE GARDENS! ANYONE!!!!
Too late
I'm just the cleaning guy, your highness. That green punk blew out a window with his slingshot and I gotta pick up the pieces. Kids these days.
>>738699521My hero
>>738699521We need more respectable adults in society like you
>>738699521Hired by Ganon
>>738699521MY FUAKING HERO
>>738699521the rare good janny
>>738699521I fukken went nuts the day I was watching hentai and he just showed up. I had no idea what I was watching was the one he appeared in, and IIRC he didn't show up until halfway or later, so I was just over the moon
>>738699521I like to jerk off to old fat witches with gigantic tits sometimes, is that the male equivalent of this guy?
>>738699521One day I will look just like him but will never be near the 100 level dungeon rape Master that he is.......
>>738700905Holy shit is this real???
>>738700527Yes, and it makes me angry there isn't basically any female ugly bastard porn pretty much anywhere
>>738698431>Princess is in the royal garden>Guard throws bomb into it because he heard a nut hit the window
>>738698431BOKOBLIN'D™
>>738701971reminds me of that one wet dream I had many years ago where I was raped by a lizalfos. confused me the whole day
>>738702149Anon...
Just bring me Cremia and there will be an end to the horrors i don't care that she's in a different dimension. Figure it out.
>>738698431...That's when Impa appeared and knocked OP out immediately. He was taken to the underground prison where he was tortured for years before he finally died of an infection. The end.
>>738703382...and then Zelda woke up and realized she had dreamt Impa rescuing her and her ass was sore but the fat anon was already gone
>>738702149They aren't romantic. Lizalfos usually leave travelers in the fields a bloodied, violated mess.
>>738698431>She wouldn't stop sobbing, not that the beasts cared>If they were somewhat mindful, they'd at least respect that she was tenacious enough to wait for mercy, even as cloth and flesh were torn and as hymen and bone for broken>Eventually, she stopped hating the mindless beasts and began reviling the guards that didn't protect her from the fat, greasy "man" that took her>But this hatred was only a thin distraction from the distressingly familiar pumps and thrusts of oblong and obtuse appendages >At least it was something of hers to feel after everything else was taken before her stare became glossy, blank, and devoid of life as her small, tender body gave into the monsters>They didn't even notice until the scent of rot overpowered her perfume. Even then, they didn't care
>>738701971Where are the bokoblins in OoT?
>>738704839There's one right here >>738704839You can tell because he's so UGLY
>>738704839>>738704902You butt hurt boys are so cute and silly! :3
The point is, be universe accurate, like using redead>>738704674
>>738700460Which hentai was it specificly?
>>738698431it's too late I have already put them down with the sheer power of fat ugly bastard aura
>>738699521>He fucks specifically women who were unloyal to their husbands. He punishes adultery by forcing unloyal women to be fucked by his ugly maginificence.He is a good guy, his hard work makes women stop thinking about being unloyal to their husbands.
>>738704674Go to sleep ingo
>>738704674>>738698431what tags do i search this?
>>738706218>tenako (mugu77)>Young Zelda>Redead>RapeI also recommend >Toon Zelda>zabbuk
>>738706689thanks!
>>738701104Yes anon, everything on the internet is real.
>>738699521why do they always have nazi armbands on?
>>738708350because they're cleaning up the ashes.
>>738698431
>>738704674Reminder that Zelda is destined to be raped to death by monsters in a Gerudo dungeon. Her mangled, cold, stiff carcass an object of perverse fascination as it lies in wait on a cold stone floor to be repeatedly used until it falls apart like an old doll.A toy in life and in death. Fairies can only bring her back so many times...
>>738710408Where's shota link
>>738701104no it was greenscreened iirc and the water added digitally
>>738701415The princess wasn't supposed to be there either; Zelda came there to spy on/ub one out to G-dorf
>>738698431I'm not greasy... :(
Brown people thread.
>>738710698busy scoring some wicked hot fairy slash in gerudo forest
>>738716274
>>738699521>he looks like a fat ugly scary rapist but he's actually a good personThis is literally me.
>>738715232Brown people site.
>>738708112I believe you.
>>738719329brown people die
>>738710183This is cracking me up with zero context wtf is this??
>>738719480Go back
>>738720076Hmmm.....nyo
Fear not Princess, we'll stop him together!
>>738699521I read this in Uncle Ruckus’s voice
>>738705190https://youtu.be/KDWfwpjryXc
>>738720251Nice channel anon, keep it up
>>738720158Have him forced to live with Gorons and then we’ll talk.
>>738719203
>>738721819Brings a tear to my eye.
>>738719203Joey Diaz
>>738721819Based
>>738704136I had completely forgotten about this picture.
>>738699521Sorry janny but you got replaced.
>>738708350Early warning signs
>>738700905It's never late to grind.
>>738699521Wholesome ugly bastard, my hero.
>>738710698The monsters are alleviating their frustrations on him in a more traditional way. He's just a boy. He could have never saved anyone, anyway.
>>738710698A young child such as him is I'll equipped to handle curses
>>738726357talk about being a faggot and siding with fucking jannies, becoming even gayer than OP
But imagine kidnapping Zelda and taking her to the real world?Her magic wouldn't work anymore, and she'd be completely thrown off by the modern technology and setting, never getting an explanation for anything in this mysterious disorienting new world because she's too busy getting whored out to schoolboys and perverts for cash by you.
Phew
>>738699521Thank you janny
>>738709427What ashes?
>>738734850Don't think about it
>>738704136>this is older than some /v/ posters
>>738704136>he's raping her analy.Weird. I always figured zoras would have a cloaca
>>738721819Reminds me of this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrwLFLbqWBg
>>738737283Kek
