Never been more happy to have never bought a game before. I've been playing the cracked version and aside from Eve being hot, it does everything in gaming I hate.>yellow paint>only one weapon>need to finish half the game before it even opens up and lets you play in a different way>first half is spent running through hallways, getting to a new area and then collecting 3-4 things so you can then run through more hallways and repeat the process >teehee need to kill every single enemy before you can move on because 'uwu you in combat no can do uwu even though the enemies are just annoying at this point since you killed the same ones 500 times'Man this game fucking sucks so much ass its unreal. Even as a 'souls-like' it sucks ass because of infinite stamina. Making it insanely easy. You can seriously run circles around all the bosses and kill them that way.
they'll fix it in the sequel lol
bought it because of Eve and didn't regret it
>>738702642hng
I wish Raven was my mom
>>738704109Raven wouldn't be a good mom. There's a reason Adam chose Eve instead
>>738704109Raven's mommy milkers
>Adam has awful voice acting>yaps in your ear constantly
>>738704249Play in KR. He's actually just ok there
>>738702429What a dogshit thread from nigger OP
>>738704271>Thinks changing it to gobbledygook gibberish is any better
>>738704592i hope you enjoyed british eve, then
>>738702429it's not a soulslike; it's a platinumlike. That said, why would you expect a platinumlife to be NOT shit in the first place?you knew what you were getting into
>>738702429All goods need to be enslaved cause they lie all the time.
>>738704687It's far closer to Sekiro (but worse) than any Platinum game.
>>738702429low attention span zoomtoid alert
>>738704923>yellow paint slathered everywherethis game literally made for low attention span retards
>>738702429I bought a PS5 for this. It was good fun.
What if in sequel, Raven is MC.
>>738705093Then we'd play as Raven
>>738702429This game is genuinely good and better than most of your favorite games that I can guarantee.
>>738702429At least the photo mode is TOP tier.
>>738705602Beats nioh's and bg3 photo mode that's for sure.
Next one will be self published apparently, so day one PC release.
>>738706052I wonder if Sony xDev will support Shift Up again
>>738706052Lmao bet you it will be censored as well, these faggot will lie all the time don't trust them.
>>738706090They will cause shift up loves Sony's dick so much that ty bow down to it.
>>738706181>Lmao bet you it will be censored as wellConsidering the first game is censored, it will be a miracle if its not.
So who's gonna publish the game outside Korea? Will Shift Up do that too? Or will Sony handle that again?
It sounds like theyre gonna pull a Fromsoftware (publish in home region, let others publish overseas)
>>738702429don't forget the devs went on a big ordeal about no censorship then proceeded to censor the game on release
Dont forget ubisoft towers OP. Its like the devs were trying to put everything that annoys gamers into one game.
>>738706606it's gonna be self published, no more snoy
>>738706889So global too? Not just Korea?
>>738702429Nobody asked Rajeesh
>>738702429Everyone else is noticing the constant tranny rage about this game restarting recently right? Probably due to the 2nd game being announced, or Mixtape trannies being mad>Even as a 'souls-like'le mao
>>738704271>>738704592The JP dub is superior.
>>7387026422 years and still no pubic hair mod that peeks out of panties?
When will I be able to unlock haircuts and stuff? I'm at the point where I operated a crane
>>738707480You gotta get to Xion first. Then do a quest.
The best way to play this is as a dress-up exploration game but even then you have to be into the type of limited environments you get in a post-apocalyptic game.
>>738702429Playing Stellar Blade on hard. This ambush segment in the wasteland took me more time and attempts than all previous bosses combined (granted there were only 3 but still)Legit insane. You die way too quickly and the crowd control options you have are limited, I wasted my grenade items lmaoThe combat is fun for 1v1 boss fights but much less so when it comes to exploring and shit. On the flipside though I'll say that I appreciate playing a game that makes me paranoid about the environment and traps, in that sense it reminds me of my first few times playing souls games. Still I really hate all the padding (yellow paint platforming, lengthy animations when opening doors, chests) it just makes the experience so miserable. I have costume mods installed but I'm thinking to download a 100% save and spend time in the boss challenge mode instead. I don't care about the aesthetic or story of the game and I hated nier automata
>>738707275More like piratefags with no buyer remorse are judging stellar blade as is without feeling the need to justify a bad purchase after the refund period
>>738709990that ambush area is quite telegraphed, which is a good thing, but there are others that just spawn shit on top of you with no clear distinction of a trap
Bump
>>738707301I'll never try the JP dubKorean voices are a bit weird to get used to compared to nihongo but they're okay. I have more trouble with chinese but I could play trials of innocence just fine
>>738702429>>need to finish half the game before it even opens up and lets you play in a different wayIt's not even that.Not counting the town hub (because its for nothing more than taking and turning in quests), you have 5 corridor maps and 2 open maps, and 2 of those corridor maps lock you into using just the gun.
>>738704687>>738704912it's a jedi:fallen orderlike
>>738704642Yeah, I did
>>738702429>yellow paint>only one weaponThese are such petty nitpicks it's obvious you went into the game wanting to hate it, probably because you are eternally buttblasted by Sony or something retarded like that
>>738702429>teehee need to kill every single enemy before you can move onyou turdies are actually retarded
>>738702429you forgot>normal mode is too easy, hard mode is too tediousinstead of doing a proper hard mode for a new game, you get the ng+ hard mode which gives enemies and bosses 5x the health, making anything but parrying and going for the finishers a waste of time>>738712375adding more weapons can make a game's combat feel less monotonous and encourage to experiment more, it's the opposite of a nitpick and most souls clones offer at least a few different weapon types
>>738712375one weapon is NOT a petty nitpick.
>>738712375nta but nah yellow paint is a legit issue. Not only does it take away all exploration and discovery, its the game pretty much telling you you're a retard the entire time.
um ackshually, the drone is 5 ranged weapons in one
>>738702429>HEY EVERYONE PLEASE HEAR>I DIDN'T BUY A GAME>THE GAME IS BAD AND LAME AND I DIDN'T BUY IT>PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION!!
>>738712375only one weapon is seriously this game's biggest flaw.
>>738706528in true corean fashion, the game will be uncensored at launch, then you will get rugpulled after "based and chuddy" ecelebs wank the game to hell and back
>>738713096>>738714415Seemed fine to me but then again, I'm a 1kat guy in Nioh, 1saber guy in Jedi FO/Survivor, and a SnS guy in MHHaving just 1sword in Stellar Blade is right up my alley
Man the wastelands desert boring padding filler shit is really grating. Is there any point to continue
>>738702429>didn't buy yeah, no one cares about your opinion
>>738702429>You can seriously run circles around all the bosses and kill them that way.don't play on easy?
>>738712375Only one weapon is not an issue. I'd rather have that like in Sekiro instead of the fake weapon variety found in souls games that barely changes your approach to the combat. Yellow paint is a valid crashout, it destroys any effort the devs made to create a realistic world and makes exploration worthless. What's the point, doubly so for an already linear game with bad movement options? 100% those design elements were forced by Sony. Stellar Blade could've been a much better game
>>738714731Posters like this really out themselves as casuals lol. They play the game on journalist mode and complain it's too easy
>>738714804i don't get this yellow paint argument, they literally explained in the game what's the lore behind it, and it only shows the main story quest route, not anything that's optional.
>>738714850>there is a valid in-game reason for the yellow paint (so it's seen by the characters in-universe) If true, then I take back my complaints about stellar blade, at least on that front
>>738714850Pretty sure there are chests and missables in areas with yellow painted wall rock handles
how did they manage to make the combat so unresponsive and movement so janky is beyond me
>>738715082I dont get it either.>walk up stairs>theres a railing two feet away>she volts over it>have to walk up the stairs againIts really weird
>>738702429>only one weapon>can run circles around the bossesMy exact issues with Sekiro. I have no idea how some anons say thats the hardest souls game. I only died to maybe 3 bosses fucking tops.
>>738702429You made the same thread yesterday. The ammount of rage is exposing you.You sound like that faggot that made a seethe thread every single day for two years. Anyways see your next thread tomorrow retard.>>738707275This.
>>738702429Every action game fan worth his salt knows this game is shallow as a puddle. Leave the porn addicts aside and barely anyone would pretend to like it
>>738715193>I use the lbg and hbg in MH, I don't understand what made Tigrex and rajang so challenging in FU. I love farming and gathering quests btw>I cower in fear behind my shield and barely interact with the combat mechanics in Dark Souls, how can anyone be in trouble?>I run across the entire arena instead of engaging in a fight with an enemy and conveniently avoid interacting with the combat mechanics of the game, I don't understand why sekiro is said to be a difficult game.
>>738714909they explain it in the very first area that the previous squads (whose camps and bodies you find ) that went there left the marks for future squads>>738715018maybe but most of the optional stuff don't get that, like is there even one graffiti or soda can with yellow paint? anyway, I wish it was a setting that you can turn off, but honestly it's not the end of the world
>>738715346I say this and do this
>>738715346Holy seethe
>>738714850>and it only shows the main story quest routeNo it doesn't.You have side pick ups whose climbing shit is marked by yellow paint. Pic related for example just leads to a dead end containing an outfit.
>>738715346>dude just dont use what the game gives you, it means you didnt beat the gamelmao
>>738702429>normal people can now play the game for themselves>the agendaposters (Sony spiritual investors, gook gachashills, cumbrained culture warriors) can't maintain their narrative anymoreI actually played it when it was new on a friend's account, it was impossible to criticise ANYTHING about it on its threads back then or you were dogpilled and called trans.5/10 no name action game I'd rent for my PS3 at best, but poorly copying Automata just makes it embarrassing.
>>738715492maybe the 3rd squad girls thought it's an important outfit
>>738715346TRUTHNUKEShitters who use summons and other cheese strategies they saw online to crush challenges have no place discussing the difficulty of the game in question. It's just common sense
>>738715421>maybe but most of the optional stuff don't get that, like is there even one graffiti or soda can with yellow paint?Yes there is. One of the cans is on the rock formation leading to your airship in Xion and the way down to it is marked with yellow paint. There's also a dead end near the highway ahead of >>738715492 that leads to a dead end containing another can, also with painted hand holds.
Interesting how harsher the criticism got for the game once buyfags and brand loyalists got removed from the equation.
This game does play more like sekiro. Just like in sekiro sneaking around and backstabbing is the funnest part
>>738715421>is there even one graffiti or soda can with yellow paint?How about both of them at the same time?https://youtu.be/nvMAE05ZL-Y?t=82
>>738715794>>738715661so maybe a few occasions, also the desert is yellow as well so you don't even notice itit's a nothingburger, honestly
>>738702429raven
>>738715898I wish I could easily make abstraction of it like you do. I unfortunately cannot, because it tells me:>exploration is pointless (you always know where to go and what to do)and:>the yellow paint feels redundant because of the already existing scan option (the yellow paint could've been highlighted only with the scan active, which could be interpreted as hints left by the previous human/robot explorers and it would've been cooler) >the world and levels you go through stop feeling organic and more like game setpieces despite the realistic looking world, decreasing immersion and making the high-fidelity visuals useless (you are reminded nonstop that it's a videogame which contrasts with the effort put into the graphics)Eve's movement, just like 2B's in Automata, is not enjoyable enough on its own to warrant all those optional paths and platforming sections. Yellow paint just adds insult to the injury on top of that. The sony/ubisoft design philosophies are too big for me not to notice. If Stellar Blade was designed more like ninja gaiden or even stripped away all this filler to focus on boss fights I would've enjoyed it more, personally
>>738715738You can easily turn that argument on its head and say obviously the people who weren't interested enough in the game to pay for it are just going to nitpick it to death.
>>738716171>exploration is pointless (you always know where to go and what toas I said, this is literally not true
>>738716171You explore to find items and look for stuffwhy do people mistake exploration for being lost? Your complaint is that you're not constantly lost, not that you aren't given incentive to explore, or that exploring is negated.
>>738716171I prefer when the game tells me these rocks can be climbed instead of finding out about it in some dogshit pixel-hunting guide
>>738716687>You explore to find items and look for stuffHis point is that where to find stuff is always made known to you through the yellow paint, negating the incentive to explore.>>738716171Personally I prefer Bioshock/Deadspace navigation beacons over yellow paint. That or Bethesda style "pips on your compass" indicators. They tell you where to go, but you still have to figure out on your own how to actually get there.
>>738702429None of what you said can refute how amazing the combat is, which is the game's primary focus. Everything you said amounts to minor issues.You karens are so painfully brain damaged. This game took off and you can't fucking stand it.
>>738715082They're Korean, they seem to be societally incapable of making a good game
>>738717626>minor issues like the story, characters and level design being dogshitThe combat isn't even good, play a real responsive action game
>>738702429my friend bought me this for my birthday, still havent finished it yet. The story kind of sucks and doesnt motivate me to go further and the pacing is slow as fuck and i have to look at a guide on what to fucking do or go every so now and then
>>738717626The combat is just worse Sekiro. If it didn't have a bimbo wiggling her ass at the camera every 30 seconds, no one would give a shit about this game.
>>738717327The yellow paint only highlights climbable objects in Stellar Blade. There's actually tons of hidden paths and underwater exploration with secrets to find, and the yellow paint doesn't make these areas immediately obvious.Also, some bodies contain codes which unlock locked chests, so you are further incentivized to explore by tracking down these bodies to find said codes. There's also side quests which have you return to old areas to open previously blocked areas and treasures.All of this btw is more engaging level design than the typical ubisoft checklist that you see in every open world game. Nothing marks any lootables on the map for you in Stellar Blade and you have to find everything by yourself. There is a reason why this game is often lauded as one of the best modern AAA games.
i tried it, the gameplay is 6/10 desu. I don't understand the hype, when does it get good? >Exploration is basically 2 branching deadends, 1 leads to objective, 1 leads to some stuffs>Bunch of combos but they don't do any special things like air juggling>Scan-slop>Enemy's special attacks have 3s of funny flashes, even a disabled could dodge it>HP sponge>Boring gray/yellow atmosphere
>>738718007>I don't understand the hypeit's the only game after 2020 that is not LGBTQ propaganda slop for journalists and blue hairs
>>738717841The combat is better than Sekiro. In Sekiro you can just spam L1 and you won't get punished for it. In Stellar Blade, you take chip damage for mistiming (and further damage once you've lost your shield) and there are attacks that can only be perfect dodged, which has a highly unforgiving window.Furthermore, the Boss Challenge mode is lightyears ahead of the dogshit gauntlets that Sekiro has. It has modifications, challenges, and leaderboards.There are very few things Sekiro does better than Stellar Blade. You can argue level design but SB is otherwise a consistently better package.
I dont mind yellow paint in this game because most of the time I'm busy ogling Eve to notice anything
>>738718061Ah, so mental illness, gotcha.
>>738717913>The yellow paint only highlights climbable objects in Stellar BladeWhich means you know where the fuck to climb to find shit.And the swimmable areas have yellow climb indicators for you to get out of them.Which of these two scenarios sound like exploration to you?>That hill looks climbable. I wonder if there's something up therevs>There's no yellow paint on that hill, that means there's nothing there
>>738702429So what about this couldn't you figure out just from reading or watching youtube? Why did you need to pirate it?
>>738717626>spam triplet to win>unless it's raven then don't spam triplet or the somersault since she auto counters them, but you can still spam 2 of your other moves (6 if you count burst skills)Yeah, amazing combat right there.
>>738718280cheesing on NG+ doesn't count
>>738718280I dunno how people seethe about Raven when Providence is way more bullshit with delayed attack faggotry and instakill hitscan ranged shots.
>>738718351But you can do that shit on NG, without the plus. You just need to upgrade your sword every time you're able to and put on the spine/gear that helps with beta energy. All NG+ does is make what took 3 minutes in NG take 2 minutes instead.
>>738718007easy to tell how early in the game you are when you haven't unlocked most skills yet.
>game was trash overhyped by gooners all alongcolor me surprised. reminder this board is populated by gachatards who think they play better than premium games
>>738702429I downloaded a portable install but have had no impetus to start it up, I've just been playing PS2 emulation instead
>>738717626>Amazing combatI literally haven't played it and it's obvious that the game uses the ability to cancel into parries as a gigantic band-aid over their terrible combat and enemy and encounter design.
Why can't someone just make a game with Sekiro combat? What's so fucking hard about that
>>738718097>you take chip damage for mistimingso like charmless Sekiro>there are attacks that can only be perfect dodgedThose attacks can be normally dodged just fine, you just won't get the flashy counter where she shakes her ass at the camera. It's Sekiro but worse because parrying just straight up feels worse. Enemy posture is a set number of parries and does not regenerate, so there is no incentive for aggression or risk.
Hot take: everyone who hates or defends this game is fucking retarded.It's obvious from any single screenshot of the game that it's made for braindead coomers by soulless gooks that wanted to cash out on gooners.So if you're complaining about "gameplay" or "story" you failed to notice you're not the target audience. Same goes for people defending this game. You're never going to convince who isn't already a fan to appreciate it.So basically just let people (retards) enjoy (or hate) things, engaging in these arguments is retarded behavior.
Everything's bad if I just explain how to do it actually, it makes me seem like an authority on the game for having a nuanced opinion, I hate sexy women, objectification, and quite frankly most of my colleagues are social media bot companies cashing in on political NGOs after the fall of USAID and DEI, as every initiative based on ESG went under for funding and had to be funded directly or lose it all.
Scarlet low diffs all Sekiro bosses combined. Stellar Blade unironically has higher skill ceiling.
>>738717117It depends on the type of game. I'm not actually against the idea of visual guidance in games because I understand it's a real challenge the more believable and realistic the world looks, but there can be clever ways of handling it. Like deliberate lightning or making extra paths uncomfortable to be in for too long. Yellow paint feels corporate/standardized >>738717327Yes, that is fine as well
>>738715346Cope LSturd
>>738704249It's colLAPsing!
>>738702429Nobody cares, fag. It still shits over AAA westslop and makes journos seethe, that alone makes it worth it.
>>738721326It has all the game design issues from the average ubislop game. The only thing that's difference is that it has good looking characters rather than ugly niggers.
>>738716004more like rapen
>>738721326How? It's plagued by the same modern game design shit from uncharted and assassin's creedCombat is fun and satisfying when it comes to sound alone but at the end of the day it's a sekiro iteration. 6/10 is a fair assessment
>>738702429I didn't even bother to torrent the non-HV (!) game,THIS BAD IT REALLY IS!
>obscene amounts of volumetric fog that make every single area look incredibly washed out>can't turn it off in the settings
>>738716004>assfaggotry
>>738718150>mental illness is when you are normal and reject propaganda
>>738718954It's the only thing snoys have to latch on.
>>738718954>REEEEEEE THE GIRL IS PRETTY REEEEEEEEEEEgo watch netflix
>>738702429>Shift Up announces they're abandoning Sony>Suddenly Stellar Blade hate threads left and rightThe Snoy coping has been truly glorious over the last day.
>side quests feel like they were ripped straight out of an MMOThis is just foul. Eyecandy can only carry a game so much
>>738721943First time playing UE4 game?I'm spending hours modding before I can even play. And I'm not even talking about lewd mods. I haven't installed any and I doubt I will.Edit engine.ini in AppData\Local\SB\Saved\Config\WindowsNoEditorAdd this at the end[SystemSettings]r.fog=0r.atmosphere=0
>>738706090>xDgo back
>>738704109Why did they kill chudette
>>738718954name ten of those games
>>738702429im playing it right now . i like it . i usually suck at souls likes and im sure there are people that dont consider this to be one but im on normal mode and doing pretty well. i like games that arent crushing on parry timing cause again i suck at that. fun game so far and im not even a coomercan one of you check my current build and tell me how im doing?
>>738702429>only one weaponi mean technically you get that gun thing. im enjoying the game so far and you really sound like a bitch notgonlie>>738704271as a life long weeb i refuse. im playing in JP
>>738723154All of themEverything is better than gachatrash
>piratefag who was never interested in the game and was too stupid to even play the free demo thinks his shitty opinion is worth anythingDon't care, platinumed Stellar Blade and am looking forward to the sequel.
This game has reall nothing else going on than Eve's model. Everything else just feels so average. Barely any story and first open area is literally wasteland with nothing but rocks.
>>738704687the animations are on platinum level maybe even better. but the core gameplay is just simon says AAA nonsense. i still like it but you are overstating its case.
>>738723070she didn't die
>>738724031Got what i asked for award.
CRACK IT YOU COCKSUCKERS
>>738724783Retarded faggot, it is cracked.
>>738714496>Pearl Abyss confirmed the change was a mistake and promised to revert the outfit to its original design in an upcoming patch.
>>738725637not running hypervisor fuckery
>>738725964You are dense. We got proper crack from voices38 a few days ago.
>>738724783Anon?
I dont like how depressing the music is in most areas in the game
>>738725841translation>sowy wer got caught, we promise to be sneakier about that next timethere's no way something of that caliber was just a fucking mistake, one does not just accidentally do a whole new 3D model for this shit
>>738702429>Shit game, tons of sex appeal>Good game, no sex appealWhy the fuck is it so hard to just have both?
>>738726494Wish granted.>shit game, no sex appeal
>>738724031but it was good when it was borderlands because of woke shit and reddit jokes!
>>738710107No, it’s definitely trannies and lefties seething they lost the culture war and pretending they pirated the game to shit oh it. Sad shit really.
tend my garden, anons
>>738726973For one man only
>>738702429I fucking wish it was all hallways, the open world segments suck ass.
>>738702429I'm glad more people are finally seeing how trash this game really is. It was the one game I tried to have faith in again in this God-forsaken industry and I actually paid full price for it like a fucking retard.Never again.
>>738713716>you can only judge a game if you throw money at itSpoken like a true corporate bootlicker.
>>738721943There's a mod to turn it off
>>738722459It's because it was finally cracked and people unburdened by purchase justification or brand loyalty are playing it
>>738726729>b-but what aboutborderlands isn't exactly well-liked around here either
>>738727348so, are you looking forward to the sequel?shift up made official they're working on it a few days ago.
>>738726029>few days agodo you think i'm on your tranny cracker discord? but it is on rutracker so that's good enough for me
>>738702429It's honestly such a mediocre fucking game. Hard to see how or why it got so much attention last year
>>738729101You are on chink basket weaving forum same shit.
>>738728691nta, no it was a good first attempt for shift up, but there are too many obvious flaws with the first game, that I'm not sure they got what it takes to make 9 or 10 game.
>>738729163im so polbrained i cant even download firmware for my mouse without getting banned by a tranny on discord so its not the same
>>738729113>samefagging cope #56464863418348634
>>738728691Not him but sure. I also think SB is mediocre but it wouldn't take much to make the 2nd game much more fun. The ONE thing to keep is the costume designer, which is supposedly the directors wife, right? Hopefully she didn't run out of ideas because there are already so many outfits in the first game.
>>738729253No point arguing, enjoy free version Anon.
>>738702429>Anon seething so hard he must personally make multiple threads about a video game he didn't even buyTerribly retarded. Move on.
>>738702429>and aside from Eve being hotthat's literally the only thing that matters, also Raven mogs her
Never trust a gachashit developer to put out a good game
>>738707381https://imgur.com/gallery/RoS7nY6
>>738729946yet it mogs all modern AAA combined
>>738730280That's a low bar and you know it
my biggest problem with the game is the 2nd desert area. we didn't need two desert areas.
>>738709990so basically you dont like the game? then dont play it . simple
>>738712108we need more jedi fallen order likes. theyre souls games but not nearly as unforgiving.
>>738715082maybe im retarded but i find the combat great the movement not janky
>>738731260>we didn't need two desert areas.Dont forget they reused the same boss 3 TIMES and that boss was a copypaste elite version of a common enemy, yeah the fucking horse you fight at Eidos7, Wasteland and Eidos9
>>738715318ok so what action games are worth playing?
>>738732012Stellar Blade only
>>738702429Yeah its garbage
>fight black bird boss>against dark surroundings with only slightly brighter at the middlenice, dev
Those side quests sure are dogshit quality. Not only the story behind them is boring but some are designed to just waste your time and not give you objective marker.
The wastelands killed my enjoyment of the game. Do I miss out if I load a 100% save and just go to the boss challenge
>>738736616Not really. The open world is mostly just a means to treasure hunt for outfits and upgrades.
>>738736010some of the side quests are pure trolling by the devs, but there are a few kino stories>>738736616yes, you miss out playing the game, retard
>>738734862Don't you fight it in a white room? It does throw around black gloop at you though.
>>738736909Are the scarlet quests necessary to unlock the boss fight >>738736965kys tranny
>>738736965Lol there's a side quest that just tells you to kill yourself. One of my issues is that some of them don't end properly. Like the one where you find a cult trapped underwater that was massacred. They never tell you who did it and why. It just ends.
>>738736965>The game is bad on purpose, so it doesn't count
>>738737081You fight Scarlet after you finish all the Nikke minigames.
>>738702429>>only one weaponI can relate to this. Even upgraded weapons of the same type but a different appearance would have appeased me.
>>738727728>eitherI think you misunderstood that people generally like SB.
>>738706215They didn't love it enough to make the game a Sony exclusive, despite Sony's begging for it.
>>738702429kill yourself
>>738713716People who didn't pay for something are the most objective critics.
>>738738167Eh not sure. Ever since steam, I have since tend to look at anything I pirate with lower value so much to the point that I barely play them, which seems to be consistent with most people who seem to be negative of games that finally get cracked or emulated here. On ther hand I don't have such low opinions on games designed to be f2p in the first place and have their own launchers or are available on steam.
I dont think i can win against Raven in hard mode
>>738702429Same here OP, the only thing the game has going for it is fapbait. The rest of it is lame and tries to take itself too seriously and it just ends up being a worse Nier Automata
Gave up and uninstalled after the infected lab section where you can't use your sword. I'd be feeling buyer's remorse right now if I had paid for this
>>738723738The fuck would you ever waste your time on a demo?
>>738724031>Barely any storyI wish there was less. The game would be way better if it just went "look Monsters!" and be done with it, rather than trying to be anything more.
>>738725964Retard. >>738726029Kill yourself, spoon-feeding cancer.
>>738702429pirates are subhuman and their opinions dont matter
>>738709990>Playing Stellar Blade on hardyour mistake, hard is made for NG+ thats why everything oneshots you and takes 9000 hits to kill
>>738737491Only those desperately trying to cope that a hot bimbo makes a mediocre game worth $70
>>738739332They do cuz they aren't bound to lie due to money. They aren't corrupted
still lying about SB being censored after 2 years huh
>>738710107>exact same type of manufactured rage, crying, and retardation now as when the game was first announced years agoSure thing, Stella. Tell us more about why it's bad because it's Korean and has hot women.
>shift up announces they are working on SB2>hate thread magically pops up filled with trollsmagic
>>738741873The OP is entirely gameplay critiques
>>738742087>crack comes out>people who don't need a porn substitute play the game>starts getting criticized more heavily magic
>>738742279thanks for proving my point
>>738741873Sure thing tranny. Tell me more about how gameplay doesn't matter and all it takes to be a 10/10 goty is to have some generic plastic doll in it.
>>738742335>NOOOO YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY CRITICIZE THE GAMEPLAY OR YOU'RE A TRANNY>ONLY PEOPLE WHO PAID $70 FOR THIS ARE ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT IT
>>738742360The gameplay is fine, and it's hilarious how hard you keep humping this "plastic doll" thing like it's the Holy Grail of your hatred.
>>738742421you already proved my point no need to keep doing it
>>738727509This, people can judge anything and everything without any experience with those things as much as they want. And we will tell everyone how much we hate things because it's our duty to express our opinions and hope everyone treats them as facts.
well this proves most here dont support the industry they claim to love
>>738741872The "Crime R" graffiti that replaced "Hard R" is still there
>>738742335based retard
the problem is variety in this gameif they will make a second they need to add more weapons and more interesting skill treemore variety in maps as wellI have unlocked a lot in skill tree now but I feel like i dont care for the rest.
>>738716004She is so fucking hot
>>738742087The game was cracked literal days ago. People who were never going to buy it have finally had a chance to play it and realize that its mediocre. Its not that hard to understand.
>>738744282Just like they realized Elden Ring is somehow mediocre
>>738744806You keep trying to do these weird whataboutisms
>>738744282Strange how they're making the exact same posts made over the years the game has been out.
>>738745415yeah crazy how a mediocre game is still mediocre a year later
>>738729946The one and only counterpoint is Reverse Collapse: Codename Bakery, and even that's kinda cheating since it's kinda sorta a remake of the game the devs made BEFORE they made their gacha.
>>738745485Crazy how much of a hive mind /v/ is.
>>738738167>People who didn't pay for something are the most objective critics.Heh heh. Nigga people who "DID" pay for something are the most objective critics.When you paid for food and the food was nasty, did you blindly defend the nasty food that you paid for? Did people blindly defend the nasty food that they paid for?Fuck and no.If I buy something and that shit is trash, I'll be the first nigga goin' off on it.
>>738717672Gunz is good tho
>>738717672S4 league and Gunz are exceptions
>>738702429Surprisingly I quite liked the gameplay in Stellar Blade, with bosses being the highlight. The core combat and dodge/parry mechanics are pretty fun. My main gripe with it is the open-world aspect, which I felt was underwhelming and completely unnecessary.
>>738702429It also commits the cardinal sin of putting lyrical music in their game. >life is always BE-side you>alone now... but it doesn't matter... now-ow-owPopular music is shitty enough, repeating the same chorus 5+ times, but to put a song like that on a loop in a video game is fucking torture like shopping during Christmas. You aren't that good of a singer! Your lyrics are Engrish and sound stupid! Just shut. the fuck. UP!
>>738745415"This is a lot worse than I thought it would be, the only good thing are the character models of the main women" is a common experience. It's about as strange as people touching something hot and saying "uh, it's hot".At least to the non-retarded.
>>738704109why could we not have raven as the mc?
Wuchang better
Just made it to the city. Honestly not that impressed so far. Knowing there's only the sword almost makes me want to drop it. Almost.I'll keep playing only because Eve seriously gives me a hard on the entire time
I'm gonna lose my shit soon because of those platforming puzzles in westlands.
>>738748714TRVKE
>>738748714ai, ai ai ai aii, ai ai aii, aiiii, ai, ai ai ai aii, ai ai aii
>>738702429I actually played this incel game the other day and seriously. Who enjoys this garbage?I can't even beat the very first stage or whatever, where you're stranded in a planet and you got no skills and stuff. You gotta cross a bridge (at the very beginning of the game).I simply can't. I keep dying, and even when I don't, the enemies that appear before I reach the next save point kill me.Game is bullshit. Who is the target audience?
>>738751607>calling anything an incel while posting on 4chan Is this bait?
>>738739093But anon, you missed out on the later sections that are just like it!
>>738751740read the rest of the post, cause that makes it even more clear how much of a bait post it is
>>738751740Answer the question, incelboy.
>>738748714Absolute gigapleb opinion. Far too much vidya music is shitty, wannabe-Hollywood background noise slop. This is better.
>>738751793>BRO ITS BAIT ITS BAIT ITS BAIT1 hour and 30 minutes and couldn't get past the first camp.Game is impossibly hard.
The artificial culture war around the game is retarded. It’s pretty good for the company’s first AAA game and the issues it has can be easily fixed in a sequel.
>>738751607>You gotta cross a bridge (at the very beginning of the game).>I simply can't. I keep dyingif you seriously keep dying at a literal magnet jump, it's you, not the game>and even when I don't, the enemies that appear before I reach the next save point kill me.the small ones take one hit to kill, the larger ones(of which there are only two) take two hits to die, so again, if get killed by that, it's a you issue, not the game>>738751891you're a legit retard thenbut now im curious to see you playing that part, record a video
>>738704109Why your mom specifically?
>>738751740>targeted towards lonely Korean and Chinese men that will never ever ever have sex due to external factorsit's an accurate description, if ironic
>>738751965>the small ones take one hit to killThe little scorpion bots take one full melee combo to destroy.The zombies that explode can kill you in two (yes two) hits, and you have to fight 3.The invisible fucking squid simply kills me, everytime. Its whole existence is bullshit.
>>738751821it's a a clear ripoff of Near Atomato's soundtrack, except worse this describes the entire game
I'm kinda of having fun with the game and like seeing her fat ass.
Everyone telling me its better than automata is probably the biggest trolling of the century,never felt so baited
>>738752317again, show, take a vid
>>738742452Ah, truly what I play games for. For "fine" gameplay. "Fine" of course meaning it can barely compete with mediocre slop from 20 years ago.
>>738752531yea you got baited. Stellar Blade isn't a bad game by any means, but the gameplay and story are both very mediocre. side quests are FF16 MMO fetch quest level bad, and the 2 giant desert areas are ME1 mako traversal level bad. it's a thoroughly OK game that's saved by great music and tits + ass + tons of outfits.
>>738752343her ass is not that fat, and her breasts are not that bigdisappointed about them honestly, and no mod fixes this
>>738752602I love mediocre games from 20 years ago tho, they're way better than modern shit. Not really an insult to call this game mid 20 years ago, when the average game back then was great.
>>738702429The game is literally a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus in nigger asses, the gameplay is secondary, the entire point of the game was making a game that blacks and americans that were obsessed with 2b ass could enjoyThere is a reason this garbage flopped and halved the companies stocks
>>738752951not everyone lowered their standards just because the industry did
What mods do you guys have installed? I downloaded some and I'm afraid to start the game now because I'm SURE it will give me some bullshit error.
>>738753139just the custom costume and the remove fog/yellow paint mods, no issues so far
i pirated it and>download the nude mod (with the exact body unchanged)>realize her body shape is horribly uncanny, arms are freakishly long, and the way she runs looks physically impossibleinstantly lost what interest i had lol gooks cant do sexy women they just make them uncanny in their attempt to make them too perfectnot to mention the face is a totally generic uncanny anime face
>>738753084I enjoyed mid games 20 years ago, I enjoy them today. The standards haven't changed.
>>738753139There are mods for this game? What could they possible change?
>>738702429this is the same poster posting the same threads for several days now
>>738753728mostly just model swaps and costumes and stuff like that
>>738752786>her ass is not that fat,i feel sorry for you lmfao, regular girls must look like ironboards in your eyes if your view has been warped this much
>>738752786There's a few mods that try at least
>>738702429Nobody cares faggot. You didn't even pay for the game. You are not the target audience. Pirates are so damn ungrateful. File this under "things that do not matter"
>>738702429i wouldve bought if sony wasnt the publisher
how do body shape mods work? I don't want nude bodies or anything, just improved, thicker proportions, do all outfits have to be remade to fit the body?
>>738754539>thicker proportionsneck yourself
dont forget to get 100% affinity to unlock a secret area btw otherwise you will miss out. this will get you true ending
>>738754662FU nephew
so this game has some free roam open world later? i thought was just go forward hallway simulator slam mobs keep going forward cutscene, slam mob, cutscene, go forward, the end.
>>738754539most (if not all) body mods are just a new costume themselves, so yeah, the actual outfits have to be redone for the new proportions
>>738754914yes but it's total dogshit
>>738755046even more dogshit when it gives two fucking deserts for open world section
>>738754914there are 2 big open areas but they are genuinely awful. i wouldn't waste much time doing the side content in this game unless it's for an outfit you want. it sucks really bad when you get off the rails.
just started NG++ (on hard of course), the first world is pretty fun with a maxed out Eve, I'm just bulldozing through anything, didn't realize before how powerful combos are in this game, my beta and burst gauges are pretty much always filled because most enemies are dead with one comboannoyingly i've missed an outfit somewhere so i need to eventually do another playthrough to get them all
>>738754914>free roam open worldfree roam yes, open world not really
>>738702642I wish she looks at me like that and says that when she's bullying my penis with her feet.
>>738702429>yellow paintUnless the game was designed around no paint, which would lead to corridors everywhere, no way to avoid it with this level of graphic fidelity and open areas.>only one weaponNot a problem given the amount of combos and skills available.>need to finish half the game before it even opens up and lets you play in a different way...what?>first half is spent running through hallwaysEven in more linear levels there's enough exploration to do.>teehee need to kill every single enemy before you can move onFalse. Only some areas require you to do this.Filtered by the queen of /v/.
>>738752786Liar.
>>738745713that however runs on the assumption reverse collapse is goodit's notit's only good for gachanog standards, but then again it's not hard to impress monkeys like that
>>738723070Too powerful for her own good.>>738727668More like poor fags finally got to play the game and complain it's not a 10/10.Stellar Blade is an enjoyable 7/10.
>>738756295it's largely a linear game, and the majority of the yellow paint is, ironically, in the linear areasand it clearly was designed around no paint with how garishly out of place the splashes are
>>738718149Based EVE enjoyer.
>can lift steel i-beams with minimal effort>can't get past a chainlink fencebravo gooks
I'm a brown nigger monkey, if that matters
>>738702429don't worrythis just means you have no tasteso now you can go searching for some and learn to enjoy the kino that is stellar blade ;)
>>738756295>no pause combos>four (4) skillsit's definitely a problemnot even having skins for the sword is also weird
>>738756636There's nothing linear about the Wasteland and the Desert when it comes to level design.>and it clearly was designed around no paint with how garishly out of place the splashes areWhen a game is designed around paint, it means the level design is not centered around making it easy for the player to navigate the levels assuming the paint wasn't there.Thus, paint is often used to signal locations the devs don't want to miss, because of how convoluted environments are due to graphic fidelity.It's why people often resort to abusing the Batman scan features present in these games.
Will the game let me get rid of Eve's fucking horse tail hair, or will I have to use mods?
>>738757009>There's nothing linear about the Wasteland and the Desert when it comes to level design.and they are straight up the worst parts of the gameand you're ignoring that, again, the majority of the yellow paint is in the linear areas. AND there's a Batman scan. The yellow paint is a CLEAR afterthought.
>>738702429You can't criticize this game. Nikke fans will jump at your throat.
>>738702429>I spent the entire time since launch actively looking for updates on a crack for a game I have absolutely no interest in playinglmao whatever helps you sleep at night. it's funny that the people who are allegedly disgusted by porn and attractive women go out of their way to play the games with those themes. while the people who are allegedly disgusted by identity politics and wokeness almost never touch the games that have those themes. why is that?
>>738757112BEHOLDno I don't know why it's in Gameplay settings either
>>738757184>while the people who are allegedly disgusted by identity politics and wokeness almost never touch the games that have those themes. why is that?any source for that claim?
>>738757125>and they are straight up the worst parts of the gameYes, I never disputed this.>and you're ignoring that, again, the majority of the yellow paint is in the linear areas. To be honest I never noticed. I do notice the yellow paint in places I wouldn't look at otherwise.
>>738756295>Unless the game was designed around no paint, which would lead to corridors everywhere, no way to avoid it with this level of graphic fidelity and open areas.this is one of the most disgusting thing I've read on this boardyou don't have to defend everything shitty about the game just because you like it
>>738751751I was already forcing myself to continue playing before reaching that section. I just wasn't feeling it anymore after completing it and returning to Xion
I just finished the game. Ignored most side quests and I'll give it a 6.5/10 overall. The best part of the game is the final 20%, basically from the spaceport onwards. The rest of the game, however, still suffers under many modern design decisions, from annoying operators nagging in your ear constantly, to worthless filler sidequests, excessive use of yellow paint, way too many climbing sections, "cinematic" action sequences and boring environments. The balancing of the game is really bad too, for most of the game generic enemies are a bigger threat than the bosses, which shouldn't be the case at all. There's other problems with the combat, such as lack of variety and animation locks. And finally, of course, the story is bog standard, with even worse dialogue writing and characterization, it borders upon an idiot plot. Honestly, if it wasn't for the character design and finale of the game I'd have completely written this game off and whilst it does salvage the game, it doesn't redeem the myriad of issues the game had.
>>738752531You have to understand the average ironic weeb.>They refuse to play any JP games outside the westoidified sphere of SE (FF), sega (yakuza, persona), or capcom (MH and RE).>When they do play anything outside this bubble, they just play compile heart slop, which is so fucking dogshit even people into ecchi games call them out as disposable fap material at best.>Therefore they just pivot to gacha after fapping to porn of the girls too hard.>Gacha gameplay is AT BEST genshit style button mashing and 2 buttons to activate skills, if you're lucky.>At worst it's a literal autobattler where your only input is activating the "I win" super move of the FOTM power creep girl, assuming you even have to do that.>For whatever reason constantly fapping to chink/gook gacha girl porn made them hostile to JP stuff and double down on never playing the JP games actually worth a damn like ninja gaiden, DMC, godhand, etc.>This means they stay only ever playing gacha because there's nothing else for them in the korean or chinese markets.So when some random trash like wuchang or gook blade comes out they feel like it's some amazing masterpiece due to having real gameplay at all.Like the other poster said, they are not exactly "bad" and some even have attractive females, but gachanigger standards are so fucking low that in mutt food analogy terms, it's like grabbing a random that has been eating literal dirt and polluted water for years and giving them rando junk food, they will treat it like god's gift to humanity in cuisine.
>>738757814As for why the final part of the game was so good? They did away with the endless filler areas and it was mostly a boss rush with relatively short filler sections. They also had actually interesting environments.
Completed the game today. On the second playthrough I modded for Eve to have Scarlet's face and gave her Scarlets hair without the hat. She looks much better that way. Truly a game changer. Why do all women in this game have such strange face shapes.
>>738757956gooks are so brain poisoned by their plastic surgery culture they have forgotten what humans actually look like
>>738752746Story is fucking trash. I didn't like the one in Automata but SB is on another level SHIT. Because I did a few side quests I was aware of every "twist" that was coming and all the time I was sure that it's impossible that this obvious plot will be what the game is actually going for. What a waste of time of a game. Only good thing about it is the dress up.
Best part of SB is that you can get A2 clothes and hair (and mod in Nier weapons) and pretend you are playing a better game.
>>738702429Game is mid as hell. Eve's lucky she's sexy
>>738716004She should be bigger in the sequel
>>738757814yes however have you considered Eve
>>738722905ay pretty coolplease look at this post for good advice
>>738757673I have plenty of issues with Stellar Blade.But name a single game released after 2015 that use no paint, no quest markers or arrows, no "scan", and has an open world.
Eve has such nice assets
>>738702429I hated having to spam the drone scanner constantly, hopefully SB2 changes something
I'm happy that stellar blade inspires people to defend it even years later. It really is a very good video game that has obvious tells for some culture war shitter, or now the faux-gameplay 1st "plays every game the same" crowd attacking it
>>738759203Stellar Blade isnt an open world game
>>738759261Can't post pictures of her on Reddit without dudes wanting to goon with me over PM.
>>738759397thats very gay anon
>>738759338It has some huge open levels that require you to navigate to your objective the same way virtually every game of its kind (AA or AAA) has done for the past 10 years: markers, paint, scan, or some sort of guidance.But I'll wait til someone answers my question, because if there's such a game, I want to play it.
>>738759492Yes, I feel really gay at times, making other anons horny.
>>738759397the sad reality of straight men attracting gays>>738759492gay men shouldn't determine the sexuality of straight men
>>738759203Paint is unironically the worst possible option, because games that feature it usually also feature all the other stuff.
>>738759547Damn, onto the goal post moving already. That was fast.
>>738759337>It really is a very good video gamelol, LMAO 6/10 at best. Nier at home.
>>738759732Two replies and no answer? Not surprising.>>738759686It certainly isn't an option I like, then again, I also don't like clutter every fucking where in my videogames. Playing old games and instantly noticing what I can and what I can't interact with is great.
>>738760195Because you're fundamentally wrong. Stellar Blade is NOT an open world game. And then you changed your goal post after that being pointed out. Maybe don't be such a retard next time.
>>738702429Don't care, still pirated because Eve.
>>738719026being animation locked in a fast game is cancerous design
>>738759203Elden Ring
>>738760315I never said Stellar Blade was an open world game...I'm talking about open world in general. Stellar Blade has open world levels. An open world level and an open world game are different scales but the problem remains the same: how do you guide the player?That's why I asked for some open world game examples that fulfill my criteria, but you are a little bitch who doesn't have an answer because I'm right.
>>738760840I've yet to play it, but if true, then awesome because it's one of the things I feared about it.
>>738760840It has the golden line thing.
>>738761085>I never said Stellar Blade was an open world game...>>738759203>and has an open world.So then, you were just pretending to be that anon I guess. The person that anon replied to, was talking about stellar blade the whole reply chain, is in fact, about stellar blade, it starts with the OP.So from now on, just say "not that anon" and then say what you want to say, to avoid confusing things like this again.
>>738702642
>>738761198a little line coming out of some open world graces pointing you vaguely in the direction of the critical path (i.e. towards the huge castles that dominate the landscape) is vastly different from a compass with quest markers, batman vision, and yellow paint. All of which Stellar Blade uses to excess.
>>738757389concord is still the most popular recent example. not sure how you forgot already.
>>738719026>>738760603>anon is wrong about being able to cancel animations into parries>other anon admits SB's combat is cancerous because it has animation locksyou love to see it
man how could they make such a fun game where all the fun is looking a the character
>>738761337That all may be true, but Elden Ring still uses a guidance mechanic.
>>738761418idk about that, i modded it out immediately after torrenting. the game is still a solid six couple hours in, its just the tits and ass that elevate it.
from looking these lean monsters I have a theory they're actually androids like Eve who have mutated. I hope Eve doesn't get infected.
>>738759397Haha yeah thatd be really gay if anons wanted to dm eachother in private and help eachother look at pics of eve lol
>>738761271Again, where did I say Stellar Blade has an open world? Had I said "and that has a rideable horse", does that mean Stellar Blade has rideable horses?I said open world because modern games with wide open levels are not so common, compared to open world games which are all the rage nowadays (and would give anyone an easier time to answer my question giving the larger pool of games to draw from).But this conversation is retarded to begin with because I enjoy Stellar Blade so the point is moot.
>>738761861cheers
>>738761965>Again, where did I say Stellar Blade has an open world?Let me quote it again>>738759203>and has an open world.I didnt read the rest of your post saar. You need to learn english and get some reading comprehension.
>>738761962Which mod is this?
What pornstar had a body and/or face closest to Eve?
>>738762163XXTB Eve
>>738759337It's good, but not very good.In the PS360 era it would be just one more to the pile, it only looks good because the rest of the westoid and chink and gook vidya industry is putrid slop and the people that would play and shill this also vehemently refuse to play anything japanese that isn't westernized like SE, sega or crapcom slop.
>>738762379Makes sense. I use his mods for Wuchang.
>>738762379>breast overflow / skindentationdude this modder knows my dick my than i do
Queen of /v/
>>738757125>le open world bad, reddit told me socringethe open world exploration parts were great, I wish there were more
>>738763451>run around doing MMO fetch quests>every single one is just finding a dead bodyyeah...great...
>>738763394
that's what happens when i don't like a game, i write entire paragraphs of rage attached to screenshots of the game to make myself appear as an authority and describe issues i found on the steam forums and reddit.
>>738763661Goddess of victory.
>>738763661How on Earth are they going to improve up this?
>>738763647So you just hate exploring open world environments?Maybe gaming isn't for you
>>738763761Without Sony's oversight they're truly free. Remember that last bid to censor outfits at the start of the game? That was Sony being actually mad ShiftUp said it would by uncensored. They wanted something, and ShiftUp removed their efforts in a single patch, and now they're big enough to make Stellar Blade 2 while saying fuck the ESG rating system.
I really like Korean Raven's voice. Her laugh is wonderful.
>>738762247Connie Perignon!She's so beautiful and she's so fuckable!
>>738764115a curse on you for defiling my eyes with that filth
>>738764159Oh you!
>>738763947Honestly the face and voice combination just fits so wellhttps://youtu.be/NyIcNl0JGbU
I wanted to like it, but it just wasn't doing it for me
>>738764527My friend said the same thing about SB a few weeks before he became gay and trooned out.
>>738702429Had I known it was "dmc" combo slop gameplay i wouldn't have pirated it.
>>738763761Certain outfits were blatantly censored and even double censored. An example being the Keyhole Dress, which has this random obtuse rubber mesh behind the bikini top, which obscures the "keyhole."The sequel wouldn't have this, because of >>738763872And when you get a good look at a lot of these outfits on pc, it's VERY obvious someone went back and told them to censored them. Like some of the more bondage-looking suits having an extra layer under them, which some later variants didn't have in the pc version's updates.
>>738764617Maybe he shouldn't have bought the game then
>>738702429This is my favourite PS5 game.
>>738764883tick tock anon
>>738702429>it's actually getting a sequelI can't wait.
>>738764920>using the bunny drone before Lily takes over on drone dutykek
>>738765085Very fitting isnt it.
>>738761413satire?
I'm convinced ShiftUp will be the first major studio to shamelessly develop and publish a porn game
>>738765567>DuDE, what if ecchi went FULL pornanyway, they're still a company in South Korea, where porn is banned
>>738765567you mean BG3 didn't count?
>>738702429>2B hairstyle is unironicaly better than than main one and it fits for EVE cardboard personalityAt least i can pretend that she is 2B in pretty graphic.
>>738702642SPBP
I can't lie, its pretty surreal how many costumes they are to unlock in this shit.Atlus/bamco would would milk the fuck out of you for this
>>738765919>Black Full DressThe best costume in the game and it's not even close
>>738702429I tried to play the demo and gave up like 10 minutes in. It feels like fucking shit to play. It's like the worst most unenjoyable elements of a soulslike mixed with the worst aspects of a character action game, it doesn't do EITHER of them correctly and feels like slow shit.
>>738765980I beg to differ.
>>738765980nah, daily mascot is betterespecially without panties
>>738765980>extra tight black jeans with a giant ass>crop top jacket>what is clearly bondage poking out between the gap of the jeans and jacket
im enjoying it for the combat i dont care about the character designs
>>738765980For me, it's this
>>738736965>some of the side quests are pure trolling by the devs, but there are a few kino storiesi just got to the one where a citizen tells me they got robbed by some guys in an alley and when eve gets there the muggers stab her in the back (literally) and then its implied theyre gonna "have fun with her" what the shit
>finally unlocked double jumpsick
>>738766609>Be an elite supersoldier>Jobbed to some thugsThis shit is so retard even for the purpose of rapebaiting
>>738766421You can change the colours of outfits?
>>738766559Based outfit choice Cringe Hairstyles choice
cyber bunny and shadow kunoichi are the best outfits. was worth playing ng++ to get themgame is carried by its combat. the exploration is whatever but the rewards you find make it worth it.>>738766972probably the alternate NG+ version
>>738766972Outfits are replaced with recolors on NG+ cycles. There's 3-4 variants per outfit, but some are replaced with an entirely new outfit.You're thinking of Wasteland Adventurer, which was a black jacket with blue jeans. On NG+, you'd be able to get that pictured version from whatever chest you got the first one from. Clothes all come in the tiny black cube chests.
Why does eves hair looks like shit? Is it really so hard for modern games to get hair looking right?I like long ponytail in theory but in practice it looks terrible in-game. Im running everything on highest settings too
>>738767216what about it looks bad? i only dislike the physics on it making it spaz out / get stuck in weird positions
Typical Korean game where the all the effort goes into the character models while the gameplay is mediocre at best. But hey, at least it's not a F2P MMO this time
>>738761861what mod kind sir?
>>738767216You don't know what you're talking about, even though you spend a lot of time with the thing you're talking about.
>>738767263Well take a look when she sits down at the camp
Adam should have been a shota and that would have made the game 11/10
>>738702642playing mid games for smut is so Indian coded
>>738766897i chuckled
>>738769185same, it’s so absurd you can’t even be mad. devs really went “elite android btw” and then had her lose to alley NPCs for shock value. it’s peak unintentional comedy.
>>738766297Needs more yellow.
>>738768516And giving Lily a proper bulge would have made it 15/10
based FUCKING maciejeve's FUCKING husband
Yeah, it was pretty mid
>>738769658>>738769696>>738769761>>738769786>>738769847>>738769889>>738769934>>738769976>>738770020>>738770071>THIS is your average stellar blade player
>>738702429mork said how shit this game was in his review but everyone in these threads called him a retard, I'd agree in most occasions but it's probably the only good review he's ever done
whats you're favorite outfit for Eve
>>738771148Bondage-like bikini you got from secret room in matrix 11.
>>738771148the chinese dress where she's wearing a literal thong and the christmas outfit
>>738702429>only one weapon>need to finish half the game before it even opens up and lets you play in a different wayLying imbecile.
>>738772114nta but one weapon is seriously my biggest complaint with the game. The gun is so pointless you only have to use it on certain enemies.
>>738705602if they removed collision it would be top tier, but you have to do crazy shit with poses and entering photo mode during jumps and stuff just to get as close to eve's skin as i would like to be
>>738702429I couldn't get past the korean mmo slop-tier english voice acting.
JANNIES GET THE EXTRA LARGE DOSE SEDATIVE HE'S OUT AGAIN
>>738771148the punk outfits are cheatingi happen to like the red default suit
>>738745263Sure anon, I forget /v/ is a very impartial board with few deliberate contrarians
>>738771148there should be more with white panties.
>>738765980plugsuit with jacket a best actually
>>738772976Just look at them, perfect match
>>738773258There's a mod that changes the default black panties to whiteVery important. Greatly enhances those costumes.
>>738752531Because it's better. Not saying that makes stellar game a great game (6/10 at best) but it's 100% better by virtue of having a combat system that requires you to engage with the mechanics to succeed. There's good design there, held back by ubislop and snoy philosophies for the exploration. I can't say the same for Nier Automata unfortunately, despite it being made by Platinum. Stellar blade didn't disappoint (on that front) because I had no expectations going in, it's a bootleg sekiro/Souls mix clone focused on parryslop with the occasional gacha QTE "press X to awesome" but otherwise somewhat challenging, and requires the player to pay attention on hard. Eve's attacks can influence enemy behavior, you can control the pace of fights even against bosses, you need to learn their patterns to survive. (playing hard mode, no idea about story and normal) Automata's difficulties range from baby inconsequential shit to extremely hard and inconsequential with your attacks not effecting enemies as they should, zero thought behind encounter designs, spacing management etc. The atrocious fetch quests and open world design (stellar blade is also guilty of this and almost made me drop the game), barely interesting meta tricks (not impressive if you've played 2000s VNs and adventure games on the DS) and pointless exploration drag the game down. (also something stellar blade suffers a lot from, the wastelands and desert are exactly like webm rel)It's just a shit game all around and the flashiness serves no mechanical purpose during gameplay or is limited to cutscenes. In NG, DMC, Hi-Fi rush, Bayonetta and God Hand or literally any action game being stylish is often synonymous to efficiency, tackling the difficult challenges. Not in Nier Automata. In stellar blade the journalist-tier colored counters at least have a clear purpose and affect the combat in some way.>but le presentation and atmosphereI have movies, books, anime, light novels and visual novels for this
>>738752531Yeah its fucking weird. Granted only a little past the city at this point but already Automata is just leagues better. If it wasnt for the graphics, you could tell me SB came out first and Automata second, building on SB and I'd believe you.
>>738702429>piratefag>opinion about gamesNo thanks, you can keep it.
Goddammit yellow paint, really made me lazy and go into zero braincell state to process the exploration, hell even combat too
>>738774082there's a mod that removes the panties. even better
>>738702429It's a snoy movie game with yellow paint and braindead gameplay but because it has coomer characters /v/ gives it a pass
>>738775558no, that's worse. you just don't get it.
>>738752531Do you seriously think nier is a good game? This is complete shit compared to stellar blade
About to play it for the first time and I'm looking for a mod to fix her buttfuck uncanny face. No luck so far.
>>738767216Either you have shit anti-aliasing or native resolution But the game is made in UE4 unlike most modern games
i beat every nier ending years ago, and rolled all over NG+ stellar blade, i can play multiple games and i don't actually get butt frustrated about other games while i'm beating another one. i also modded the shit out of stellar blade. and oblivion remaster. i also played OG oblivion, and modded that too. i also mod skyrim, and xiv, and spend money on cash shop cosmetics for sexy outfits in any game they're available in.
>>738740614unlike those without it that are just bad?
>>738742668I loved it when it catered to its audience
>>738751607>Who enjoys this garbage?Normal straight people who are not into gaming to own the chudz
>>738752531You'll like it eventually
>>738752786Assfaggotry doesn't matter, unless you are african, and her tits are plenty big
>>738757863>wuchang or gook bladeThey've been the best games in years>reeeeee the girls are pretty! reeeeeee
>>738758504>can't even see face and tits>>738758627now this looks sexy
>>738761304I'm enjoying, I'm enjoying.Please don't stop
>>738761471unlike other modern games, which are unfun and you have to avoid looking at the character?
>>738777548Eve is going to be forgotten because unlike those other 3, she has no memorable characteristics, personality, nor even outfit except maybe the skin suit. The decision to allow the player to play dress up so heavily with her without even restricting it to NG+ for things like hair colors do an amazing job of making her completely unremarkable and unrecognizable since the only thing that stays is the generic KMMO pretty face which honestly I couldn't pick out of a lineup of her and First Descendant sluts even after 20 hours
>>738777886What a way to find out your have autism.
>>738777886>she has no memorable characteristicsShe has an unhealthy obsession with cans.
>>738777886I agree about the outfit. An iconic character needs an iconic attire.Should have been the skinsuit.Yet the sexines and overall design should be the norm, as it was before the crusade against normality
>>738728691I'll keep an eye out for it but I'm not going to lose sleep over it, much less get it on launch/pay full price for it again.
>>738774347NTA but being stylish is never synonymous with efficiency unless the game adds an artificial scoring system that values move variety instead of effectiveness. But when you account for actual combat efficiency, it always boast down to using the same broken moves, optimal moves because games don't have significant enough enemy variety to create meaningfully diverse encounters with their own meta
>>738745485Lmao.
>>738777498>normal straight people>the most notoriety stellar blade has here is that an enormous schizo is obsessed with itokay
I wish I could play Scarlet Nexus for the first time again. I don't particularly care about Eve or any of that gooner shit but the combat mechanics of this game do look fun. Not in any way worth throwing 90-100 bucks at though. If I pirate it, do I have to do what I did for pragmata which is disabling driver security authentication every bootup?
>>738777886Dunno about that but her game definitely is the weakest one of the four.
>>738702429truth nukegooners had their mind clouded by boiled cum
>>738778937no
>>738777886Eve's gonna be forgotten because this entire game's only going to be remembered as a tiny little blip that drowned in the culture warit's not a particularly interesting game and Eve isn't a particularly standout design of a characterDespite how much some people have invested into planting their flag and saying the game is super fun and amazing or whatever, Stellar Blade's about on the level of cultural relevancy as Lollipop Chainsaw, a game very few people give any fuck about and mostly got attention for putting prime fuckbait as marketing
>>738778821that mongoloid is no worse than you and your comical seething about sexiness and being korean
>>738778996truth nuke = sex sells>>738779091It will be forgotten when 90% of games go back at having character designed like that, as it always was, as it always should be
>>738779457>I'll just assume you said something you didn't because I am very sillyalright clown, give me another reply
>>738779549keep crying about the girl being pretty
over 2 years and they're still mad
>>738779635thanks I'll continue to not do that
>>738779708sure you will, sure you will
>>738702429It's a fine action game, a bit L1-spammy until you get Burst skills and DevilTrigger.Great music too, and I liked the Resident Evil stages.Overall 7.5/10, but I wouldn't buy it to play an action game desu. The game LOOKS like it should be stylish action but it's not.AlsoBunnysuit, Orca, Redguard and the red dress > the rest, a shame her skinsuit is so popular
>>738780068Good taste anon, those were basically exactly my outfit picks as well
>>738780068The skinsuit is the only one that has a unique identity to the game
No good Lily outfits it's the biggest problem.
>>738702429>HypervisorIf you raped your PC just to play this game you're unironically retarded
>>738780403doesnt know about cracked release by voices38Based retard
>>738767064this but in reverse
>>738780353>The skinsuit is the only one that has a unique identity to the gameThis
>>738702429Same as it ever was. When you pirate everything, everything is shit so that you can justify to yourself having pirated it. Has been true 20 years ago, is true now.
>>738781029I pirated Factorio then bought it because it's a great game.
>>738781029I've pirated tons of good games. Just last week I emulated Ace combat 3 and it was great. I have 0 intention of giving bamco any money though.
>>738781029It other words, games are good because cost sunk?
>>738747048Sometimes you have to eat bad food because you're hungry and there are no other options, you need it to function properly.This doesn't apply to the game you decided to play and it's harder to judge because of spending money. Pirates don't buy games so for them the only thing that matters is the quality of the game itself, it's grahics, physics, fighting elements, maps and so on. No need to pretend you were "right" or "wrong" about buying it, simply drop the unfun game or load a save file if you just want to jerk off and be done with it.
Why no one posts the short haired girl? You guys have no taste.
>>738781660because short hair is dogshit.
I hope you guys realize Stellar Blade is here to stay, there's enough money for the devs to make another 4 or 5 sequels if they want to. They sell a PNG (skin) for $60 (price of an AAA game) in their gacha game and gooks eat it up. Also tencent has stake in their company so yeah.
>>738780353Yes but I leotards are over9000 levels of sexinessGod damn do I love leotards>>738781748I'd buy a sequel if they add more weapons and spruce up the combat a lot.Could be a lot of fun if they can figure out how to get like a dozen enemies in an encounter and keep it funtheir optimization is also really good, game looks and runs really well
I am nearing end now. It have been okay ride but it lacks variety which sucks a lot. Do you think devs will fix that problem in stellar blade 2?I did all side quests besides photo and fish challenges and in the end i didnt even bother go back looking for unopened chests because it was just boring to progress skilltree and you basically have more skins variety then gear or exospines lol and only one weapon, I hope devs adress this in secondMore WeaponsBetter Skill Tree More Exospines and GearMore map variety
>>738782539>Map varietySure, as long as there's LESS open world areas
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>>738724783>>738725964retard
