It's a fun game.
ban steam charts threads
>>738705476I think its faggy but to play devils advocate. Isnt it a 2 hour movie game. I imagine most people “beat” it in an afternoon.
>>738705573Im not even saying its bad, but look at the way the Jew owned media has astroturfed the game into the sky meanwhile the Modern Audience is absent.
>>738705476Why are chuds having such a meltdown with this again ? Its not even woke. What I see is a beautiful ode to cozy and white 90s teenage life.
>>738705573>reddit's advocateExplain the 2K playercount peak then faggotron
>>738705839I was a teenager in the 90's. No one talked like these fags. We didn't ride those fat boards from the 80's or have wireless headphones, either. This ""game"" fails to even capture the 90's.
>>738705476>game aimed at 90's kid>38+ year old people>modern audienceFucking retard. I dont have words to describe how fucking retarded you are. Do you really think in /v/ lingo?
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>>738705494Think of the lamest version of Wario and this is that game. But it's not like you play it - mostly you just watch and listen and ever so often you can press some buttons and pretty much nothing has consequences
https://x.com/Glinner/status/2053645356660080800Saw this in another thread.This is hilarious. Who wrote this cringe, it's so funny.
>>738705476>Are the modern audience in the room with us right now?I guess there are no rooms in the world in which the "modern audience" is present. Who are these games made for? Is woke all just money laundering?
>>738706385Thats a good fucking analogy.
>>738706385kek
>>738705532Lol so you woke faggots can pretend you are popular? Nobody likes you. And you will be reminded forever how pathetic you are.
For very short games concurrent players is a meaningless metric, review count is much better and 4k review is pretty fucking good for a small indie game.
>>738706278It's aimed at zoomers so they can pretend they knew what it was like to grew up in the 90s. You can't be this fucking retarded
>>738710862>For very short games concurrent players is a meaningless metricFor it's day 1 release, it's a very meaningful metric especially when every god damn paid shill gives it a 10/10.> review count is much better and 4k review is pretty fucking good for a small indie game.Gaming jouranlist made it meaningless metric when they review based how woke it is instead of being a good game. And we all know their paid to give it 10/10 scores. It's basically this years's Gone Home. Gamers don't trust these reviews.
>>738705476>highlighting the current player count>for a single player game with a beginning, middle, and an endAre you retarded?
>>738710862>small indie gamelmao
>>738711045lol, not even zoomers are eatting this shit up.It's made for the "modern audience" and any sucker who still believes in gaming jouranlism. And there aren't a whole lot of them.
>>738711156There is 2245 of them apparently. They're pretending that number doesn't exist
>>738705476>steam chart /pol/ niggers dumpster dive to find a game to culture war aboutGet the FUCK off of this board
>>7387111293 year old game btw
>>738705476most astroturfed game Ive seen in a while
>>738705476funny how the only people who care enough to talk about this slop are phony "critics" and /v/
>>738711360yet here you are in this thread, talking about the game. herp derpa
>>738711282>comparing a 3 hour movie "game" to a massive rpg with replay value
>>738711282A AAA game with hundreds of hours of content, built specifically around replayability? See, you're in the demographic that needs experts to interpret raw data for you, because you're too retarded to do it on your own. Look at picrel. One of the biggest indie cultural hits of the 2010s, which as a franchise printed hundreds of millions of dollars. And guess what? Nobody is fucking playing it now, because it's a 2 HOUR game that was released over ten years ago. It's like saying landmark movies are flops, because the number of people currently streaming them isn't very high. That's the nature of media that's not designed to work as a live service, and why using current player count as some demarcation of success is retarded.
>>738711339you can sort steam reviews by recent and find out around 80% of those are botted to hell and back, pic related
>>738705476>beethoven and dinosaureven the studio's name is quirk chungus cringe, amazing
>>738711560>I-It's going to print millions of dollars in 10 years j-just you wait
>>738711675Where did I say that? Point me to it, retard. Even better, try to explain to me what point you think I'm making. I made myself abundantly clear.
>>738711631desu better than kojima productions and his self-esteem boosts
>>738705494Game?
>>738710862>small indie gameIt was backed by one of the richest people in the world and you can tell they spent a small fortune on it by the licensing they spent on music alone.
>>738710862They sent out gigantic loot chests to reviewers that included skateboards and headphones and such. It's an industry plant, like E33, Mouse PI and Outer Wilds.
It's free on gamepass. It probably has at least 20k concurrent there.
>>738712043>It was backed by one of the richest people in the worldWhomst?
>>738705839>beautiful ode to cozy and white 90s teenage life.It's not. It's performative nostalgiaslop made by people who were not even born in the 90s
>>738712128Just about every game does this for reviewers.
Someone's way very late into the shilling party it seems.
>>738710514noone cares how le popular something is unless you're a shill
>imagine dragons guy forms a studio to release a game >it flops and everyone laughs at it, says it needs more marketing>Musician starts his own video game studio to release a game>it gets good reviews and is doing well thanks to marketing>NOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENINGAt this point it's clear that /v/ just doesnt want any games to succeed.
>>738712225Larry Ellisons Daughter. It's her publishing studio. Which is funded directly by her father. Who is publicly known as the fifth richest person in the world.
>>738712280Not "small indie games".
>>738705476Are you aware you have become an unpaid advertiser? What am I asking, retards don't have self awareness.
>>738705494you have shit taste if you see this as fun.grow more brain cells, please.
>>738705476yes, they are.all of them in fact, they fit inside a single room
>>738712128is this just a case of 99% of the budget going into marketing and only 1% into the game?kek
>>738705476Just wait until you see the numbers one month from now. At least Dad will bail this one out.
>>738712306is that your boyfriend? Have you considered killing yourself for advertising youtube men? No? DO IT FAGGOT.
>>738705476what is it with chuds crying about games nobody cares aboutwhy are they so fragile, why can't they just move on
>>738713273The game had a massive dev budget, it has a lot of high quality assets, animations and licenced music.
>>738705494game?
>>738713419>what is it with chuds crying about games nobody cares about.why are they so fragile, why can't they just move onExactly. Last week they were crying about Lords of the Falllen 2 costumes. What absolute unemployed losers.
>>738712726Also the man who is buying up every news org in sight in order to turn them into Trump and Israel aligned state media.
>>738705476How fucking dare you make me defend this game in any capacity you double nigger.Steamcharts and number posting are a incorrect method of assessing single player games like this, especially since it's a short experience with a runtime of ~3 hours. Why do you pavement ape subhumans think concurrent playercount matters or is a universally applicable metric? Is this another one of those per capita type things where you literally cannot actually understand what it is, so you cargo cult your way into making these posts?Are you a poor brown indian 4th worlder with no brain making posts for the stimuli as a substitute for your completely lacking brain faculties?
>>738713875>Stop talking about this shitpile!!!!>I DO NOT CONSENTImagine how boring this site would be if we all just conformed to pleasing (You)
>>738714239>Why do you pavement ape subhumans think concurrent playercount matters or is a universally applicable metric? Is this another one of those per capita type things where you literally cannot actually understand what it is, so you cargo cult your way into making these posts?>Are you a poor brown indian 4th worlder with no brain making posts for the stimuli as a substitute for your completely lacking brain faculties?Oh wow, anonYou in your vast wisdom have recognised deep truths about me and exposed flaws that I never knew I had.You have broken down my ego and now I am going to start crying in a corner because thats how much Im hurting inside.How can I ever redeem myself in the eyes of 4chan?
>>738705476>game made by a 40 year old nepo baby Lesbian billionaire.
>>738715084learn what the difference between qualitative data and quantitative data is and when to apply each
Music and movie fans simply don't consume works they're not target audience of. Why can't gamers be the same and have to shit everything that's not for them?
>>738710862>small indie game>50 million dollar budget >Brother is the ceo of paramount >Dad is worth 200 billion >reviewers and influencers where all given boxes filled with merchandise.
>>738705532Blue archive fanbase ass post
>>738705494>gameLMAO
#2 on the Nintendo Switch eshop right now. Nice to see an Aussie game doing so well.
