Literally pure evil.
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>>738705586yes, it was very evil of him to not allow me to suck his toes
>>738705586Its such a shame Elden Ring decided to be a tedious open world full of empty content you only want to slog through once, because the characters and story are the best in the series since DS1. And that game has the added bonus of being replayable
>>738706747Can't you just skip whatever you want and focus on the things that interest you?
>>738706814the only souls prior to elden ring with any resemblance of a story was 2
literally the worst souls story and characters to ever be made. pure slop. glad it is unbearable to play through again.
>>738705586Little brothers are one of the most annoying things in the world. I say this as a little brother myself.
>>738706861I'm not sure that answers my question. I'm saying you seem to be griping over a non-issue. You don't have to slog through an open world that you consider expansive but uninteresting
>>738705586griffith knockoff
>>738706895imagine having a transgender little brother who forced you to suck and fuck him
>>738705586why did you spell sex like that?
>>738705586>I know, right? Jeez, some people...
>>738705586>Gives you the good ending of you let yourself be mind controlled>Evil
>>738705586just skip the fight, you don't get anything competitive out of it and you'll avoid the cancer that drives people to post about it
>>738708672>gives you the only clear ending
>>738705586why is it bad for him to create a kinder world? Cause the Age of Compassion would be boring? Cause he'd be depriving murderous villains of the freedom to murder and villainize?
>>738710026Because I wouldn't be the Elden Lord.
>>738705586>NOOOOO HE'S ACTUALLY LIKE RABBI YESHUA AND TOTALLY NOT LIKE GRIFFITHsome western """fans""" unironically thought like this despite his mindcontrol twigs and suicide bomber troopers
>>738706995This is like half the posters of /tttt/
>>738705586Retard
>>738710693He leans Rabbi Yeshua but has "Griffith aesthetics" but only cause Griffith coped heavenly aesthetics. His suicide bombers triggered after he was abducted and they willingly throw themselves at invaders. Based on the Vanguard martyrs
>>738710026No, it's because he'd let the gays get married, and that's unforgivable
I'll always laugh at the christian larpers around here
>>738705586Nobody said evil cant have a soft glowing golden feminine quality about it.
Kindly Miquella more like kindly suck my dick.
>>738710026because their bossfight is ass
>>738713595Does sacrificial nature of a would be god trigger your nietzschian sensibilities, ubermong?
>>738705586why are faggots so evil?
>>738715006seducing and fucking your big bro isn't gay it's called keeping it in the family
>>738715006Homosexuality is a sin, I'm glad Miquella isn't a faggot. His consort is merely contractual as per conditions cause a god needs a lord to summon him from behind the gates of divinity
>>738715006these are gods anon outside of anything we can comprehend, I'm sure radahnn could impregnate miquellas bussy
>>738714210Plapping his bussy
>>738715006because (you) can't have them
