will u be holding of the line saar?
>>738712901hideous
>>738712901what is it a crypto coin for the failed garry's mod sequel?
>>738712901I'm slurping the boughting of a succulent dippy dip dipperino.
>>738713021Worse: steam community market cosmetics for s&box's hideous sausage men.
can someone translate that word salad corporate gibberish for me please?
>>738712901being able to get paid for gamemodes created a cesspit of the worst kind of people
Why the fuck did anyone think cosmetics on these hideous sausage people would be a good investment
>>738713108Game doing bad, buy now while low, might make more money if game magically do good in future!#shill this shit for me
>>738713108>I invested tens of thousands into this and I really need some gullible dimwits to buy this stupid shit so I can leave this failed market with a manageable loss
>>738713263>>738713160thanks
>>738712901>this line which has only ever gone down since the release means it's going to pop off any second now, buy cheap before it's too late!why can't these retards just accept that they were scammed and move on, kek
>gmod launches with no skins and people just download "cosmetics" along with other content from the workshop>so-called "Gmod 2" has mtxLmao
>>738712901I honestly think this game will be goodJust needs a few years
>S&box market cap update: $9,804,395.67 $6,485,565.31 (-33.9% in 7d).now is the time to buy
I hate how everyone is a fucking gambling addict now.
>>738713393yeah maybe 50
>>738712901The walking head looks like a character from fanboy and chumchum.
>zero engagement on any tweetThat’s just sad
>>738713870Jej
>>738713870am I understanding they are expecting people to pay 1.6k for a fucking hard hat in a sandbox game because there arent many of them? I must be mistaken right? I must be completely retarded and am not understanding.
>every steam-centric game has to be a fucking gambling racket nowgarry is a retarded NIGGER for enabling these nft NIGGERS
>>738713480Everyone think they're gonna get rich any second these days.
>>738713968It's real.https://steamcommunity.com/market/search?appid=590830#p1_price_desc
>>738713968They are selling it to each other for that price yes. Any day now actual players will flood the market and buy it for that price too
necktattoo bvlls... we holding?...
What the fuck was Garry thinking? He's like a spiritual jeet.
im 99% convinced that this is a money laundering scheme
>>738713985>Funding his game with gambler moronsBased Garry, all devs should do this
>>738714131This is very similar to those DarkRP servers that have you pay $800 for a stolen Harry Potter skin with lists of 'Top Donators' who've spent like $20,000 dollars on a single shitty RP server.
>>738714017>>738714040>>738714096>>738714131jesus christ
>>738713338>why can't these retards just accept that they were scammedthey have, they're just trying to scam retards more gullible than they were in order to pass the buck and mitigate their losses
>>738714131>buy cheap trash items that are scarce >sell it to your buddy at 10000% price increase>then he tries to sell it to gullible retardsLiterally modern art minus tax scams
>my property is worth 10 million dollars but I can’t find any buyersThe same shit but even less tangible
>>738713968no, dimwits really get mentally oneshotted when they hear supply and demand, because they only understand half of the equation
>>738714131How is this real, dude. Fucking retards, i'm smiling.What stops these people from investing in actual real life business and markets?
>>738714017did they think they gonna tap in on cs/dota cosmetics gravy train with their shitbox? lmaoing
>>738714017
>>738712901I used to hate the character models, but then I looked back at Fanboy and Chum Chum, and I understood the vision....Anyway I feel like the reaction to these models wouldn't be as bad if they weren't naked by default.
>>738714017These people need to be hanged.
>2.5k 24 hour player count peak 2 weeks after launch>gmod 24 hour peak is 30k>cucked by your own twenty year old game
>that game you love? Let's turn the next iteration into crypto scams, cosmetic schemes and roblox insulting and demeaning ai games
>>738713108DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING WITH THOSE BAGS THAT I'M STILL YET TO SELL HAAAAAAAAA!!!!
You would think shit nobody care would have no schizo constantly bring it up...
>>73871467410% return in two years?! I can’t wait that long, 100% return in two weeks or nothing
>>738713341I feel like if true Gmod 2 did happen and wasn't rotten, people would find a way to lock their new material behind Patreon because that's how much the world sucks now. We're trapped in perpetual technoserf arc where content creators scrap the filth off the barrel, and where billions of chinks/indians work in scam farms. Crossing fingers so the hentai virus kill us all soon right now.
>>738714017>checking out this pic>just got a call from the middle east ( 100% a scammer call ) on my phone at the same timewe're in hell hahahahaha
Has anyone ported these cosmetics to gmod yet? do you even need to do any work to make them open in gmod?
>>738715681>gets -100% return in 2 weeks
>>738713160Not everything has to be a financial opportunity, Anon.Sometimes video games should just be a fun thing you don't have to worry about.
>>738712901>SboxSkinsgg>SkinsggThey don't have anything to do with the devs. CS, Dota and many others have their own skinsgg too. They are some third world company that scams people from their skins and then sells them for more. I mean they couldn't even spell "lowest number's we've SEN"...
oh wow NFT are backso bullish, FOMO
>>738712901>people keep telling sausage people are ugly and a bad idea>garry doubles down>game is a massive flopto be expected really
>>738713108ESL
holy fuck a s&box dev saw the previous thread shitting on his shitty fucking game and crashed the fuck out in the official discord server lmao
>>738716667lmao suck to sucks Gayfag.
>>738712901Thought about creating for s&box, but the negativity and full on AI idle bait game spam is discouraging, next to my newborn taking all the time that is left of the day.
>>738716667He's right you know
>>738716667>Refuses to release a good game>"ABLOOBO, WOE IS ME! I'M GETTING SHAT ON BY RETARDS ON THE INTERNET!"If I released S&box at its current state, I would either give up on game dev entirely or put my head down, shut the fuck up, and fix it. We all know what these devs are doing though.
>>738716667>if you don't like our dead game and you won't buy our NFT scam you're a miserable cuntlole
>>738716667i dont know why but this just fills me with pure joy
>>738712901Is there anyone that cares about this game that isn't cynically looking to make money from it? It's always somebody either this pseudo NFT shit or looking to pump out vibe coded slop hoping to make money. Hell the entire goal of the game seems to be to shamelessly copy the current state of Roblox and be nothing but a hollow soulless platform for monetization.
>>738716782discoverability is ass desu you'd be better off self-publishing an indie game. all people want to play is the same fucking cs2 case opening game* and DXRP* technically not cs2 anymore because of copyright infringement so now it's just shit
lol
>>738716902no that's pretty much the entire vibe of the game straight down to the fucking sausage peopleit's a game made by the most uncreative people on the planet with no inspiration except "what would people pay money for"
>>738716667
>>738716902noone, it reeks of nft jeet fever desperation, anyone that just wanna play games avoids it just on pure instinct
Garry's Mid
LAB COAT UP 60 RUPEES
>>738717342SELL SELL SELL
>>738716667>maga cap>current year + 11
>>738713108something something buy the dip
PLEASE BE REDEEMING THE SAARY MOD SKIN SAAR
buy high sell low
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY AREN'T MY UGLY SAUSAGE MAN COSMETICS SELLING!?
>>738717575is that liquid shit or something?
>>738717597it's holy water blessed by a christian priest
>>738717597smell of street from home...
>use AI to shit out worse gmod>release worse gmod>"why don't people want to play 20$ for this"
>>738716903I would have primarily used it to get into game devving, but the circumstances seem to be stacked against anyone trying to enter the field with s&box. Back to the drawing board for my secret of evermore clone.
>>738717837apparently it's just a shittier source 2 anyway like they're even planning on removing hammerprobably better off just using godot
>>738716667>squid girl pedophilei think we all know who the fat one is
>sandbox game>microtransactions in the form of cosmetics for awful models>They expect the same traffic as with tf2/csgo itemsTheir expectations are way too high for their simple sandbox game
>>738716667lost all interest in the game when i saw the facepunch dev with a bored ape pfp
Reminder that this is the better game. No microtransactions, too mostly
>make gmod, one of the most influential pieces of video game and internet culture of the 2000s and 2010s, still relevant to this day>follow it up by spending over a decade making roblox 2 with the ugliest default characters possiblei'm still uncertain if garry has a really big ego or if he's just stupid, because people spent that entire decade saying his game was ugly and shit and then it came out and nobody bought it, obviously
>>738716667Gives me great joy knowing this faggot is suffering
>>738716667Kekaroo, hi laylad
>>738718717it's absolutely his huge fucking ego.he's always thought he was hot shit and the success of gmod and rust made him think that people actually liked him in particular
>>738718476idk how to explain it but those sausage people make me think of bored ape nftslike just completely soulless. an investor's idea of what creativity looks like. spiritually israeli
>>738719708:)
>>738720232I am also at work champ. the difference? my employer is not going to be bankrupt by the end of 2026
when were YOU neutered, /v/?
>>738714017>>738713870These people need to kill themselvesAnd I mean that 100% honestly without a shred of irony
>>738718717>a really big ego or if he's just stupidboth>>738719789I highly doubt gmod would not have been successful if it wasn't using source. Valve did the heavy lifting
>>738712901>make paid roblox>it has microtransactions>chode main characters with no appeal to normies>it fails>shocked pikachu face
>>738720489Why are they being mean to usmods???
>>738720489>safe edgyMy guy you just fucking had a hand in making failed-to-get-approved adult swim cartoon characters sorry shit like gumball had more interesting design.
>>738720489How humorous to say this on a dicksword hugbox where any naysayer can be promptly banned. People are just having some schadenfreude because it's fun, same way they made fun of other flops like Concord or Highguard
>>738714017This nigger thinks he's roblox. Also this is just NFT's but in a sandbox game.
>limited time microtransactions before the game even released>insufferable developers who refuse to take any criticism>wall to wall AI slop>runs like absolute fucking dogshit>sausage people>top games are shit like "cs2 case opening simulator" and "mow the lawn" and a million generic RP servers>games like that are encouraged because you get paid based on time spent in your game>speaking of which you don't get to mix and match maps and modes and addons anymore because this is roblox 2 and every game is its own isolated environment>source 2 except it's been completely rewritten (read: vibe coded) and now is basically just shittier unity>they're planning to replace the fucking hammer editor with a scene system despite literally every single map maker begging and pleading for them not to>can't even say it's the funny game where you get to pose half-life 2 characters because it doesn't mount games like gmod did>literally no reason to play it instead of gmod unless you're a developer hoping to make money or a steam nft """"""investor""""">100$ cardboard crown hat>game releases to 47% positive reviews and garry just releases a half hearted statement about how AI is the future but devs should replace the thumbnail art
>>738720232I use stolen assets in gmod, you pay $800 for a neck tattoo to put on your virtual a dickpersonwe are not the same
>>738720949oh yeah i forgot>even the shitty fucking nfts are failing now because despite weeks of cope people are finally realizing that you need buyers for your shitty nfts in order to be able to sell your shitty nfts
>>738720489uh oh... what is our response /v/... discord is laughing at us...
laylad you know its not just 4chan right? reddit, youtube, everyone is shitting on sandbox. how big of a delusional retard are you?
>>738721103i drop my pants and masturbate furiously to demonstrate that my balls exist and are full not only of cum, but of gentle, beautiful masculinity and love for the world and all things in it
>>738720489kys nigger retard
Releasing limited time cosmetics when the game wasn't even out yet to inflate their "value" for the steam market is one of the scummiest things of video game industry.
>>738721458well, the good news is that now there'll be even more scarce cosmetics because nobody's actually playing the game and many of the skins investors put thousands of dollars into are now worth less than they were originally sold for
>>738713968What's funny is that you could probably comission a modeler for some gay hat of equivalent quality for cheaper and it would be one of a kind
>>738713968>1.6klol people were talking about wanting to sell theirs for 50k
>>738721595Yes but it's not one of the LIMITED PRE-LAUNCH cosmetics. You don't want to miss out on them do you anon? 'Member Pokémon cards? 'Member Charizard? Do you know for how much they sell now?Well these are the Charizards of sbox, invest NOW
>>738712901this game will die unless garrysmod niggas swap over and make actual content
>>738721770no one wants to play ugly hotdog roblox
>>738713480we are poor as fuck without any hope, gambling is all we got
>>738721770What actual tangible advantage does $&box have over gmod or source/other engine debelopment?
>>738720489spam nigger in your trooncord you miga cocksucker
how do i start scamming people with shit like this?
>>738720949>>738721097Why did garry not take that deal to get HL alyx assets? Was he on drugs at the time?
>>738720489What qualifies as unsafe edgy? Should we have a board for hobo torture or something?
>>738713108We added NFT-like monetization in our gamePeople hated the game and the fake market we made is crashingSend help
>>738722228was that an actual thing??
>>738713049I love me some dippinos, buy buy buy the dip as they stay
>>738712901Thank you for reminder to reinstall this game.
>>738716667They call you fat, but they don't call you wrong
>install game>join server>>leave server>uninstall game
>>738722235hobo rape
Your "game" sucks Laylad
>>738722602OFFICERTHESE PEOPLE TRY TO MOLEST ME
>>738720489>guy with the peak avatar is a friend of a friendsmall world huh
>>738713152Monetization kills communities
>>738714131all of steam is a money laundering scheme and they only starting releasing hardware because previous methods of cashing out dried up
>>738713870No one gives a fuck about the game itself
>>738712901WTF I love NFTs of downies now!
>>738713108he thinks he's invested in crypto when actually he's bought items for a dead shovelware steam game
>>738713985Valve is enabling this with the marketplace existing
>>738717597I saw someone say it's stinky tofu.
>>738714674Currency conversion rates allow certain countries get more profit from Steam scams.
>>738713108>We bet that NFT hype would last forever, that people would pay for NFTs of people with down syndrome and that they would pay to play a shittier version of roblox. If you think that in the future people will want 3D models of downies, and want to pay to play shittier roblox, buy now.
>>738714096Wouldn't it be better to use that money to invest in a real market rather than a platform for jeets to make AI abominations, that might very well totally fail as a game AND a market? Maybe I just don't have the gambling sense to see it.
>>738720949every sane person would've seen those issues, but no, they are shaping THE FUTURE OF GAMING and its their their way of thinking that a "good product" will defend itself, no need to get an outsider opinion on it, because its their vision and they know what the game needs>they could've made the playermodel cute/funny so people would actually want to play as>they could've banned AI because of the public reception of it>they could've MAKE SOME FUCKING GAMES IN IT so there would be something to do in it, and to give an example for devs what could be achieved with their shitbox>they could've keep all of valve's tools, only to create some presets or templates>they could've literally reuse their system of workshop addons (instead its used to vote for the next cosmetics (LOL))https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdtObOPUlAAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz0LTH3TvyYlike jesus christ what happened here
>>738723338>not inventing your own pyramid schemeNever gonna make it.
>>738713108He's trying to bait underage retards into the game using a feeble-founded FUD tactic.
>>738723424>FUD*FOMO tactic, my bad.
>>738716667Squid Girl is NOT a faggot ass discord moderator
This is what happens when out of touch tech bros try to make a game
>>738720232I'm glad xer game bombed
>>738723496These websites aren't affilated with the devs.
>>738716667hey laylad, getting shitter shattered wont stop the incoming layoffs lolgarry is lobbing your ass under the bus the INSTANT he can
>>738718605They're faggots for adding like 20 pride flags but it's still good
>>738722235gmod ww2 roleplay servers
youre going to be jobless soon laylad!start getting that CV filled out retard! LMAO YOU LOST!
I am so fucking tired of intentionally hideous grotesque art styles in media. I blame Rick and Morty.
>>738723343>they could've banned AI because of the public reception of itjust don't play it, it isn't a problem. it's only a problem because Garry is paying people to bot their own games for money
>>738714213Desu Shrek being ugly worked because the whole point is that he's a good person deep down. These millenial characters are just as ugly inside as they are out.
>>738713108>I'm so terminally online I can only understand 4shart memespeakkys, you subhuman incel
Haven't kept up with this game. Used to be massively into Gmod and the Facepunch forums back in 2012. The worst aspect I saw was the character models and assumed they would be replaced, a stand-in model. Now there's AI, crypto bros, micro transactions up the ass? What the fuck Gary, how has it been this many years only to astronomically fuck the whole thing up? Would any of you recommend this game for any positives or am I just better off taking a trip down memory lane and just booting up Gmod?
>>738713870Oh so it’s a game about NFTs
>>738723840Anon...
>>738724168It wasn't as common back then and they aren't even that bad
What is it with NFT and NFT adjacent shit that just has the most absolutely disgusting aesthetic sense? It's always ugly as fuck
>>738723958go back, freak
>>738712901>>738713870This this is just nftslop? no wonder it bombed.
>>738723075Why would they bother laundering money when they already make boatloads of cash just sitting on their ass being the default pc gaming platform lol
>>738723840
>>738713985People love gambling anon, its one of the most popular past times on the planet.
>>738723840Its safe and creative.Corpo style is boring as shit and you can't go the other direction without being classified as a gooner game.
>>738723840This shit hurts to look at. Genuinely confused as to what the target demographic is supposed to be here
>>738724395Congrats nigger you found two random examples from different era's. Doesn't change any of what I just said you brown bastard
>>738723662have you seen the loudest minorities in the gamelike Jesus every tranny literally has a sign over their head saying "look guys! I'm a fucking tranny!"
>>738724473cucklennials
>>738724473Goyim, the target demo is goyim
>>738724479>zoomer makes retarded random assertion>throws a tantrum when proven wrongTake your tide pods.
>>738724597I am 31 years old sanjeet
>>738724473There is no target audience, it's just some bullshit 'job' you give a friend's kid so they can say they did so-and-so for TV.
>>738723840There's grotesque (funny, cool, horrifying) and grotesque (soulless, talentless). Grotesqueries are important. There are thousand year old cathedrals with statues of naked men spraying rainwater out of their gaping assholes.
>>738712901Wonder if the guy posting in the dev threads on here finished his weird RP sim that he was making in s&box?His extremely fast progress makes more sense now given most of the s&box games are AI vibe coded
>>738724649Then you should know better, absolutely embarrassing display.
>>738724597brown retard
>>738724726>Brown
>>738724695Fair
>>738724168I bet little brown Mexican kids loved this show
>>738724756You seem extremely upset at being wrong.
>>738724901You are extremely not white
>>738722010idk im not a devone thing that comes to mind tho is having a 64bit client by defaultin gmod you will crash on the bigger servers unless you use the 64bit beta client
>>738712901finance is so gay, just gamble like a man
>>738712901is there a more repulsive subset of the human species than those who treat video game items like a stock market?
neat. guess i'm glad i forgot about this and didn't buy it. i had created a windows partition on my hard drive and everything in anticipation of s&box coming out but i got busy with other projects and forgot.
>>738712901Should I sell my whole sbox inventory fr anons
>>738713870>hard hatThey could have at least tried to make remotely special exclusive cosmetics instead of hard hat and generic beard and shit like this.
>>738725214Yes, I'll spit into your choice of drink for it all.
>>738712901garry newman always seemed like a faggot and facepunch was a site full of pretentious brainlets. looks like nothing has changed.
>>738712901GARRY IS AN ASSHOLE
>>738724168> Random show no-one knows that only last 2 seasonsYeah no
>>738715303It pissed me off when I heard this because it just sounded like a dramatically unfunny zoomer meme. Bruh this dude looks like <piece of media> that literally no human being remembers but I saw when I was 6 years old skullBut jesus christ you're so right. If they didn't directly use this as inspiration then how did this happen accidentally. What slop artstyle is this and why does the zeitgest produce this when no one tells it to.
>>738712901This shit was already dead even before release, anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional.
>>738714131>if you don't play s&box they lose all their moneyanother good reason to not play
I JUST BOUGHT MORE HATS IN THE GARRYVERSE
>>738729321IT'S ABOUT TO GO UPIT'S ABOUT TO GO UPNOW I'M GETTING PAID IN CASH IN GARRYVERSE
IT'S COMING UPIT'S COMING UPIT'S COMING UPIT'S DARE
>>738712901Sell low, buy high
>>738713870Good, attaching gambling or any fucking market to games has been a cancer.
>have wasted literally thousands of hours of my life playing gmod>hyped beyond belief for garrysmod but without Source1 restrictions>FINALLY S&BOX FULL RELEASE>look inside>AI slop, NFTbros, turd shapes and indians
>>738730132i know your pain brotherliterally all they had to do was port gmod to source 2 and i would have been elatedhow do you fuck up such an easy slam dunk?
>>738716667>Make sequel so bad people prefer the originalDumb retard should know his employee only cares about his cash cow simulator called RUST.
>>738730132Grass won't cut itself son.
>>738730132what greed does to a game
>>738714017Artificially inflating their inventory prices with made up prices no one will ever pay
>>738714017Garry thinks he's going to be the next TF2 economy
>>738731597That's NFTs and crypto to a T though.It's just people circular trading until they convince someone dumber to buy in.
>>738730132>name game sandbox>put 5% as much effort into the sandbox mode than gmod
>>738730132jbmod 2 when?
>>738712901Trying to make a game in s&box editor, seems pretty comfy for a gamedev beginner.>inb4 unity i want to recreate one of my favourite gmod gamemods, and i think that it is easier to create and put it in this game. At least, in case of failed attempt to make a gamemode i'll not be so upset about it
>>738724720are you talking about braxen? he's a notorious s&box vibe coder shill here
why are s&troons so insecure about their game receiving critism?
Hi S&box discordYour game will never be successfulNiggers tongue my anus
>>738733394Someone tell braxen he is getting outgrifted by even bigger Garry bootlickers lmao
>>738714017i am all in on cardboard crowns
>>738724959nta but you got btfo.
>>738733394>we're having a pissing contest with a bulgarian gardening forum!>I don't care>:(epic
They all sound like nft losers, none of them even care about the actual game.
So fucking glad the retards behind this dumpster fire are seething and reading these threadsHi Facecuck dev, I just want you to know I refunded S&box after leaving a negative review and the absolute enshittification of your """""game""""" reignited my love for gmod and holding NPC wars Which also by proxy got me to remember how based Half-Life is and repurchase HL1 and Black Mesa on my new account, so the money you would have kept went to more deserving devs. Be proud of that.
>>738724479>zoomoid makes retarded claim>get proven its retarded>NOOOOOO STOP IT YOU CANT DO THAT ITS HECK DIFFERENT ERADumb nigger
>>738713108The 3rd worlder is expecting those digital items to one day be worth the same as some csgo knifes
Reminder to give a negative review games on s&box to make discord trannies seethe.
>>738733847
Let's start a gmod server for the anons to join and ruin
>>738733632>>738733847>>738733906
So which one of you fuckers is in the discord?I know one of you is reading this reply right now and you are now cursed
Reminder that Garry killed his successful web forum because he was upset that it didnt draw in the traffic that Reddit did, so he threw a bitchfit tantrum after redesigning the site and all of the users hated it, failing to understand why people would use a forum in the first place.Its no surprise why he'd go forward with unwanted dogshit for his new game, failing to understand why gmod was a success among players. Like pottery.
>>738733906Sloppers don't know how to code or design. Telling them their game doesn't work means they know it'll be like that until the end of time. It stings them.
SAAAAAAAAAAAR, STOP MAKING FUN OF S&BOX
>>738712901I buy Polkadot
>>738734182>it's not X, it's YJesus fucking Christ
Hey discord, Garry only released this shit because he was hemorrhaging money and the release was supposed to put him back in the green.Oops, it didn't. This shit won't be running in 2 years. Guess what, your AI shit is speeding up this game's death.
>>738734182S&box + MC2
>>738734103ColdZean better watch out
>>738734182>post reads like some AI slop generated for LinkedIn>author is indianmany such cases
>>738733632>Make dogshit roblox-like with ugly sausage people and retarded Ai jeet cosmetics>Everyone just wanted gmod 2>As a response to criticism, start throwing enraged schizo shit fits in my hugbox discordBraxen when are you going to commit suicide?
>>738712901i look like this
Is this a live dev AMA?
Uh I'm not great with money, can this be fixed? PLEASE! MY NAME IS LAYLAND AND I'LL BE JOBLESS SOON IF I DON'T FIX THIS FLOP!
>>738734626its an indirect AMA, theyre reading and answering my posts, but on another site
>what did Garry mean by thisThey're sausage people because sausage is made from scrap pieces of meat that won't be sold otherwise. Really makes you think.
>>738734696Can you tell them that their fagdicks and their game sucks?
Sers is it a good thing that 4/6 of the games actually being played are idle casino games? Sers? HELP SAAR!
>>738734765>mow the lawn30 fps on steam deck btwhttps://steamdeckhq.com/news/sbox-isnt-great-on-steam-deck-so-far/
>>738734843https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzvMDtXyqUo
>>738733847But they disclose on steam that they don't use ai...
>"gmod 2">looks inside>roblox wannabe*i dont see any failure point*
>Don't worry tr&sbroxs, Garry is efinally fixing our Roblox game engine!
If garry was actually humble, his game would not be as shit as it is now. Why does he not get this
>>738735278nothingburger
>>738716267you forgot>making the game paid when theres robloxso retarded
>>738735278isn't that a good thing
>>73873489423 fps, now this is gaming
>>738735561>2026-05-12 19.19.36.png>obvious s&box glaze postare you done with that shit game, braxen?
this is the ugliest game I have ever seengarry is a queer and a hack
>>738735561I do not believe for a second Garry actually intends to use moderation for anything except AI gen trash
>>738716667LMAO. You love to see Garry and his cabal of catty catamites seethe when they see everyone else's opinion of their shitty robox clone.
>>738735683i have no idea what his end goal is, but you can already filter games by positives, guessing you'll be able to filter out negatives at some point
>>738735561>isn't that a good thingPandora's box has already been opened upon the brand. There is no going back.
The characters don't look cute. They don't look cool. They just look stupid and ugly.
uh oh s&troons are getting mad at this thread
>STOP ACCUSING ME OF BEING A S&BOX SHILL!!!
hey garry dickscord troons, kiwiniggers are also already locked onto your grift just FYI
I really hope Garry sees these threads and knows just how much he's being ridiculed
>>738720647It's basically the same situation as Back 4 Blood. Everyone thinks some shiter made some classic Vale game/mod good and when they are able to go out on their own and make another game in the same vein as the original, it's dogshit and everyone hates it, realizing that valve was just tard wrangling them from making the game worse.
Can someone give me a QRD on the S&box discord and why are the developers here getting mad at us again?
>game has been in development for 10+ years>people kept saying the playable characters looked like dog shit the entire time>still release the game with the ugly ass characters, make entire NFS cosmetic system revolving around said ugly ass charactersGarry was begging to have his gmod successor fail.
>>738735975>went wokekekkero
>>738735975What are these niggers smoking?
they're seething so hard lmao
>>738713870these retards seriously expect this flopshit game to get a cosmetic economy like valve games?
>>738736102>only normalfags use 4chanHey discord, can you denounce the talmud and say niggerfaggot in your chat?
>>738735975>4chan went wokewtf am i reading
>>738736102hahahahahahahahahaha
>>738735970Tell me this is free and it does not cost money. I want to be a goth sausage
>only normalfags use 4chan
>>738735894>>"Trannies will ruin it">>"Votes: 112">implying that trannies will ever even want to engage with their objectively inferior Pedoblox knock offcome on now kiwicucks
>>738713870Literal definition of artificial scarcity
>>738736102do they really think they're edgy and counterculture because they made some nft AI garbage with sausage peopledo they think this shithole is suddenly ultra-woke because they aren't 100% on board with said nft AI garbage with sausage people
>>738712901any retard speculating on this like its a meme coin or nfts deserves to lose everything
>>738735975>All the channies are tourists nowTrue, but coming from a discord groomer tranny isn't really the win you think it is nor holds any weight faggot.
>>738735493Gotta love the ai defense force "EVERYONES USING IT ALREADY/IT'S THE FUTURE CHUD" defeatist shit to try and get people to slurp down even the worst implementations of this shitFor real, they try this demoralization shit everywhere now, like it's impossible to not spot it when you see it on s&box
>>738736210paid cosmetics unfortunately
>>738734634>That many refunds in one dayDamn. Garry's fucked lol.
>>738735894>Gmod is better>Votes: 67
>>738713152This dates back to even videoswe need to kill monetization on all platforms
>>738736367>ywn sniff hotdog water pantiesWhat's the fucking point of living?
>>738735975>le old fag "fake and gay" speakwowee
>>738736102seething won't bring back the playerbase
>>738712901Didn't this guy make gmod and rust? How do you fuck it up so bad
>>738713108that man is a market manipulator and is telling people to buy hats and stuff while they are cheap or something before it "rises back up in popularity, which it will totally do, because people love ugly sausages"they say they made them sausages to "help" with modelling than proceeded to make the models high fidelity to the point no one is going to make an "easy" model for these things, with realistic textures that look gross and can't be matched with any other low fidelity items
>Sausage design = easy to model cosmetics = easy $$$No thanks, I will not buy a game designed to make money instead of focusing on beeing fun
>>738712901Jesus, Garry has fallen from graceCan't wait for G-Mod to become NFTslop
>>738736534This nigger retroactively put in a achievement to get people to play with him and to say his sekrit club phrase.
>>738736534Everyone who disagrees with him got fired
>>738736367idk how they're saying 4chin went woke when they're pushing shit like this out, this looks like the kind of ugly-ass woke subversion nonsense a big name AAA studio would push out
Do you think he will make a video about the downfall of s&box?
Devs why did you make a dogshit, shitty looking game with ai no less?
>>738736102>that's because all the based people moved to [IMAGEBOARD FOR WOJAK SLAVES]
Ok but why is everyone talking about some russian item scamming site like it's the devs who are behind it?
Sloppers sit in circlejerk discords posting their dogshit vibecoded garbage that no one cares about and they start thinking anyone else wants it. They don't even want it, why would we?
>>738718717don't forget, it's a WORSE roblox, with less documentation and even worse problems because instead of just finishing source2 he decided to fuck around and make it run like unity
>>738736102>all the based people moved back to sharty.party
>>738736102>discordthere is always some retard using a faggy font for xer username and another retard self aggrandizing to the point where know they were ridiculed at all stages of life irl
>>738736768How the hell did the Sharty even spread out this far? Last I remembered they were considered the worst thing after 4chan by normalfags and now everyone on twitter is using soispeak
>>738736772>Ok but why is everyone talking about some russian item scamming site like it's the devs who are behind it?Garry thought it was a good idea of implementing it before you know, actual players got to buy them and curate an organic economy. He's a fucking retarded jewish monkey nigger.
>>738736719literally who
>>738736842I think the game would have thrived if it was just source 2 but slightly easier like it was pre 2024, they changed the system to basically unity instead of the classic source 1 like way
>>738736935But they got to buy them. They just didn't want to. Even in todays TF2 you see items with retard ass prices being listed because these sites just wish you to fall for their pyramid scheme.
>>738734182S&B is literally what NOBODY wanted. It isn't a sandbox. It's a shitty game engine with worse functionality than Godot, Roblox but with fucking sausage models and less individuality and more microtransactions. Calling S&B a sandbox is what Garry tried to avoid for like the first year of marketing and eventually went back to saying it was G-Mod 2 cause it didn't sell (not that it mattered much)
>>738737069>SAAAAAR THEY GOT TO BUT DIDN'T DO THE NEEDFUL YOU FUCKING BLODDY BENCHOD
>>738712901financebros need to get roped
Funny how this shit literally has less players than the beta. The release did fucking nothing, all it did was bring back some of the players that lost beta access.
>>738737134Yeah.
>couldn't just update garry's mod for new engine>have to make a brand new game with zero marketing to try and appeal to roblox kids/pedos
>>738715165well facepunch already has a skins gravy train with Rust. its not as big as cs or dota, but the market is still huge
>>738737154the spike before launch were idling bot accounts to try to claim the game for free, the dip after are genuine players again
>>738737154yeah, that spike is from idlers trying to keep the game for free
>>738737030Do you guys think the game would've been better if the way of making games was just like Source 1 or a slightly easier version of it like it was pre 2024? Because dude, the game before January 2024 used to run considerably better, I have once played the playtest of the TF2 Source 2 fan port and it ran really well for a game on very early alpha, at like 90-100 fps maxed out. Yeah, sure it had massive lag problems, but at least it ran surprisingly well. If something like this was made again, on the current Unity-like system it would run like 2x worse or 3x
i always know theres shills in these threads when they say you can just opt oit of using the sausage modelsthats a flat out lie, gamemodes force you to use either the sausages or the humans, you have no choice in the matter
>>738737079Cringe
>>738736102Not a shartyfag but the sharty is probably fucking keking at this game much like 4chan. It's such megacopeOnly Discordtroons like this shit
>>738737427Cringe but true
>>738737154Concord 3: The "Sandbox" Spinoff
>>738737306And this was in a time back when people considered the game awfully unoptimized and expected like 250+ frames out of that. Garry please revert to the old system, it was fine
>>738737306old system ran like shit
>>738714017>>738712901I will be honest, this is an elaborate scam.
>>7387374287chan disease :D
>>738735970Player's best attempt at making the sausage attractive
NFT 2.0: The game
>>738737714and it's working
Not even EA is selling skins for $99. Fuck Garry and fuck Facepunch.
>>738716129OP's quote/screenshot is a literal price chart of a purchasable (speculative) widget talking about "a good accumulation zone if you're still long." It is literally about a "financial opportunity," anon.
>>738737732What's wrong with you?
>>738716667>MAGA cap + 15 year old squid tranimeThis guy is more 4chan than anyone here. Why does he hate himself?
>>738737732have some standards dude
>>738737562I have played on 2022-2023, and I can confidently say that no it didn't. As I said, the game when it was considered crappily optimized back then, yet now I realise that it actually ran considerably better than post 2024 current s&boxMan, it absolutely sucks that Garry trashed that old system. Because so many games have become lost media due to that change. And many were actually pretty darn good and would've given a great presentation to the general public, like boomer and others
Braxen here. What can we do to make the game better? Feedback is always appreciated!
>>738738057can we just have gmod again but source 2
>>738738057not making roblox 2
do you think valve regrets giving facepunch a pass to use source 2?
Is this the same dude that made Nidhogg 2?
>>738737996goth works in any shape or form
>>738722235unsafe edgy is selling your country out to israel because it's based
Damn, Roblox 2 flopped?
>>738724168I think the Klasky Csupo cartoons should take more blame. They had way more influence.
>>738738057im asking unironically, how hard is it to port garrys mod to source 2? base gmod is LITERALLY just HL2 with a physgun and spawn menu, how hard is that to recreate, especially with modern day tools and knowledge?
>>738738043i have played and developed since 2021, and yes it did mostly run like shit. especially if you were doing anything outside small corridors
I stopped gooning to come here and laugh at garry
Honestly I wouldn't have cared at all if this wasn't called "a gmod successor" but the fact that this is piggybacking off something good while it's getting pumped full of slop and monetization cancer makes me glad this shit is burning.
>>738720489>turned all the 4chan usersThe 4chan users didn't change into anything, they jumped ship when Stormfront went down and flooded the site with irony-poisoned teenagers.
>>738738249BRAVO GARRY
>>738735970>>738737732this is just me when im boymoding lol
>>738738294In 2023 it wasn't like that as much
>>738738249>it's not gmod 2>stop thinking it's gmod>we're not making gmod>don't expect it to be like gmodmeanwhile on the steampage
>>738738138>>738738261https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7_AEFX_k6Q
Lowkey entity system s&box was so much better. Making games was easier, the iteration speed was quicker unlike now where you're stuck in prefab references hell. The engine fails at scale and now you have to write everything yourself.
>>738724360their userbase is bloated with millions of underage and thirdie who purchase next to nothing..... they're the cover for the moneylaundering.
>>738738448Yeah he changed his tune cause he realized literally nobody wanted another Roblox but worse. Roblox is already for kids and for groomers and gangs, this is that but with NFTbros and indian scammersHe tried to do a rugpull and failed
>>738738261>>738738149>>738738138Unfortunately, Valve hasn't released source 2 SDK to the public and it is only disclosing it to private partners, such as Facepunch studio and others. There are also complaints about it being different from the original Garry's mod which is totally understandable! Change is always hard and we feel that with our cosmetic base that the player can have a sense of pride and accomplishment with their purchases! We based the economy off of Valve's specialty trading eceonomy and hat system from TF2 so I promise to you that it's going to be very familiar! As time goes on we hope that you transition from hate to love as we provide you with more content in the future. -With lots of love, Braxen
We need a hero
>>738718605Too bad the playerbase are all a bunch of thin-skinned faggots and the moderation team will permaban you for saying nono-words or any sort of wrongthink, even when you're alone in your own condo.
>>738738301You grow stronger when you don't goon and shit on Garry relentlessly.
Tr&sbox has joined Concord as Concord 5.
>>738739102It doesn't even deserve that name it's NFT 2: The "game"
Is God Emperor Teto here right now?If so then S&ndbox will get better
it's sad that not even the usual grifters are parading this as the next concord, literally nobody cares that it flopped
flopped status?
bald AND piglike
>>738739338>flopped status?Bigly
>Anyone who said they didn't like the ugly sausagemen got firedgrim
>>738738362the cherry on top is what appears to be a fucking NFT avatar on the other player
>>738739457>>Anyone who said they didn't like the ugly sausagemen got firedI'm trying to find the source of this. Holy shit if true.
>>738739457honestly for the better can't imagine being associated with this mess
>>738734757nta but that's the cool thing, you already told them yourself, they are actively lurking this thread and seething about every post on the piss cord
crazy how the laylad guy used to message minors not even that long ago
>>738713108arbitrage faggot left holding the bag as prices settle this is a good thing
>>738737732no its not nigga, stop acting like this shitit isnt "high test" to jack off to everything you see
All he needed to do was make Garrys Mod again but with Source 2.How do you fuck this up?
>>738715607You'd think people on an English website would know English.
>>738735260roblox wannabe is going to be the next 15 years of gamingbetter buckle up
>he thinks the thread is deadKEK
>>738736645>uses SAM to deactivate the achievement
>>738738775>mfw no Jbabes to play with
I heard Garry physically assaulted someone when talking to an employee about how the skins are maybe too expensive
why are britoids like this?
>>738740480>Fortnite: "we only have 1million players... its Fortover...">s&box: "actually 1k players and 45% negative reviews is good and part of the plan"
>>738740480The Anglo has been spiritually raped into shabbos goyim, so now they hate nature and beauty just like their masters.Yet another game hat would have been saved by making the player models cute lolis, but instead they went for god awful sausage people.
The game has always been in a shit state because garry has changed his mind about 800 times. If they actually listened to us before selling an unfinished platform for $20 then it wouldn't have been this bad
God Emperor Teto is seething so hard over his FLOP of a game
>>738713870shameful
>>738740845too pussy to post in this thread, kek!
>>738740480Tbf this shit is true though in a lesser sense. Nobody wants hipster faggot protagonists, where are classic Gordon Freemans or Duke Nukems or Wangs or Doomguys
>>738739338STILL GOING STRONG BUY THE DIP TO THE MOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txAqmfd0jBg>>738740480>you can either have repugnant lumps or fortnite zoomers AND NOTHING ELSE Funny how in gmod people were content to play as hl2 characters which were modeled from people plucked off the street or the faceless combine and css mooks.
>Make a game with the intent of forcing a TF2/CSGO cosmetic economy>Make the default avatars so horrific that nobody would ever be invested enough to dress them up????????????Seriously what was the plan here?
>>738740480Why not just use blank slate characters that can be whatever? Like roblox's lego guys. How is that not the first thing you think of when you make a game like gmod 2?
AHA YOU FOOL GOD EMPEROR TETO YOU GOT CAUGHT
i heard god emperor teto is a groomer. check his pc
>>738713870I hate this. Fuck Garry
>>738741016>ive made a great genre defining sandbox game but that was just an accident>this is my REAL work>if you don’t like it you just don’t get it im sure its something like that. many independent devs get a stick up their ass over accidental success and insist their new project is the true vision and it turns out to be dogshit
>>738741016Some weird techbro pipe dream fueled by success of Roblox and UEFN. Garry is not beating those allegations by the way.
>>738741016Post post post post post irony and engagement bait born from delusion
Its still fucking stupid they expect people to pay $20 and then spend more money on shit cosmetics that don't even work in the majority of games
This game is a way for Garry to deal with his childhood trauma for almost choking to death trying to eat a hotdog. That's how he came up with the ugly sausagemen.
throwback to a time when shitbox transcord got raided during a daily /v/ thread, fun times
>>738741683>garry ordered to ban themr&pedbox, we are the woke now...
>>738741683Should have hit them with a good old fashioned 50 Hitler post.
You can easily decompile s&box games. The game devs do not like that.
>>738729895YOUVE GOT TO PRESS IT ON YOU
>>738742142https://sbox-downloader.com/
>>738737951>maga capPeople here love Israel?
>>738741016He has the same mental illness that convinced the creator of Butt Ugly Martians that he had come up with a mega-hit design that would become the next TMNT.
>>738714017it's the same people buying the same items to each other to make them increase the price like in every other rarity scam, right?
>>738712901Wasn't half the fun of GMod just loading up whatever stupid fucking Source model you could find? Who would ever jump ship for this slop if it's just more resteictive? The market's already split between GMod and Roblox, how the fuck did this hope to compete?
>>738742645If you've been paying attention, Garry is an egotistical nigger on the same level as Phil Fish.
>>738742594Yes, at least 40 thousand niggers retained their access to the game so I'd assume most of them also bought at least one ingame item and are not actually developing anything on there.
>>738742645We were wrong for having fun back then and must accept the sausage men into our hearts.
>>738742645It was never supposed to be a slop roblox clone until garry got triggered over the whole unity retardation back in 2022
>>738742383Yes, they do. Look at /pol/ starting from 2016.
>>738741341An irony based economy is a daring concept I will admit.
>>738740221Greed and bri'ish narcissistic retardation
>>738743318Retards buying up ugly shit has been done before and like always, they are flashes in the pan before people realize how stupid it is and then people are left holding things that were always meant for landfill.
>>738743460I could see why people would think labubus are cute in the same way people think pugs are cute.I can’t really extend the same sentiment for hyperrealistic floppy phallus people.
>>738741016For some reason NFTbros have the worst possible taste in art and aestheticsJust look at the bored apes.
>>738712901>American Brainrot
>>738742267oh nonono sbox discord trannies is seething about this
God Emperor Teto are you still here?christ it feels like I am talking to a spirit box lmao
>>738744136
>wife got the cardboard crown from the divorceAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>738744136>BUT MY HECKING VIBE CODEI still don't understand why these fucking idiots seeth when they find out their slop code is basically a glorified json file
>>738742142Which is how it should be. People make mods and maps, other people modify them further to fit their own needs when hosting servers.Why Garry and his fellow retards hate that, I don't know. Maybe because it's actually community based and not a way to make money.
>>738716667Holy shit he's so mad. Did someone piss on his dog or something?
hmmmm play as gman or a hotdog hmmmmmmmm such a tough decision but I think I'll play as gman
God Emperor Teto what is your favorite s&ndbox game?
nigger slave teto ate out my ass in 2014 behind a gas station for a couple of lottery tickets
>>738744136>>738744364Wait, why are tr&ns box faggots upset? You can decompile any dll or exe just like this "Matt" fag said. Also Braxen is a brown shill like Eridum lolololol thoughbeit o algo
GMODCACA BVLLS VVONTROONBOX LOST
God Emperor Teto if you had to pick a favorite yugioh card what would it be and why?
>>738743460I saw your picture and realized I saw a Pop Mart vending machine for the first time two days ago at a Regal movie theater. I'm behind the times.
Laylad if you ever read this I wanted to say I love you along with God Emperor Teto
What I desire most is to read a coping blogpost from Garry about why the game isn't succeeding
>>738738249>"Server lists and downloads are high on my hates"Does he mean servers making you download like 20 GB of addons, or does he just mean he hates that people can throw Super Mario into their game through a mod? He sounds like a miserable old man.
>>738716667>fanniestotal bonger death
>>738738249why is he such a faggot
The fact that not a single funny machinima has been made with S&box says it all. Soulless fucking dreck.
>>738738176Nah, they don't wanna bother with licensing s2 engine out to others, so they kinda delegated that burden to garry.
>>738716667>>738720232>>738720489>release a turd>people shit on it>"y-you have n-no balls, amirite fellow hugbox echochamber users? ;)"t.
>>738738249>I'm making this for meyeah, the shitbox editor player numbers are a testament to that lmao
>>738745837the editor only counts playtime when you don't have a project open, otherwise it just shows as the regular game
>>738712901Holy shit, this guy delusional af
>>738715303The models are bad to start with, but the mistake they made is having this key art of the smug little faggot avatar sneering into the camera. There's nothing endearing about it just looks like a nude hotdog twat. At least if they were "zany" or happy it would be more engaging
>>738735970I seriously can't understand how the fuck they decided this art style was a good idea
>>738716129it is if you need line to go up
>>738734182So this is super fucking funny. Good started off with a small pop because STEAM had a small pop.Steam reaches millions and millions of consumers now and S&box can't even get 2k all time peak players. This game isn't gonna grow, its fucking dead.
>>738746153i saw a post claiming somewhere it was his wife's idea and noone allowed to criticize her, but i've no clue how true it is
>>738746153It’s a joke nobody is in on but Gary.
Can they just port Gmod to Source 2,Is it really that hard?
>>738713870>>738714017why would anyone pay a dime for those skins? they are ugly as sin and getting a model from gmod is free
>>738717597Looks like the same jar of fermented basedbean curd I get from the supermarket, but probably left out with the lid open until it got super stinky.
>>738721225What a beautiful nutsack, anon
>>738712901wtf is he doing
>>738720489The irony of this image. "Safe edgy" describes facepunch for the last 15+ years. Say a zinger to farm your upvot- I mean reactions but don't be too mean or you get banned! Nice israel worship hat on their tranime pfp too. I'm guessing yellow name means they're a mod too so double irony. What a retarded faggot.
>s&box devs are LITERALLY in the thread right nowholy shit this is fucking pottery
>>738746778going bankrupt by the looks of it
>>738744360>god emperor tetowait.... are we thinking of the same gmod old fag from 20 years ago or am i just mistaken
>the people from the discord lurking these threads are sharty goerslmfao, that place really cannot create
>>738746778looking for ideas to feed into his vibe engine
>>738716667>anime pfp>calling anyone fatyeah
whats the link to the sandbox discord
>>738734182when Minecraft came out it was the only game of its kind except for Infiniminer, for which comparisons ended at voxels and building shit as a feature was completely emergent. Within a year of it blowing up there were several open-source copies and I'm sure it had something to do with influencing Terraria and Starbound to exist.S&box is trying to insert itself between UEFN and Roblox and other similarly failed toolkits and can't do it well. It offers nothing new except you can do it in an even more esoteric engine. When Minecraft came out, it was genuinely a fun and mysterious game that captured my attention for an entire summer. I can't imagine 16-year-old me would have sat down to play this crap for more than a day before getting a refund.Why does the end of that discord message look like it was AI written? lol
>>738747359nobaldi is reading all that
>>738747359crop that to something worth reading nigga
The current state of gaming for children getting into sandbox like gaming.Jesus Christ
>>738744360god emperor leto
>>738747917
>>738748042Now kids will play with real legos instead like god intended
>>738748113>kids>legoNigga Lego is already hilariously overpriced and this oil based plastic toy is about to get even more expensive.>t. /toy/soldier
>>738748261Idl why every fucking product on the planet decided to become a luxury good. Legos arent even played with by kids anymore wtf?
give up Garryit's fucking OVER
>>738748338money?
>>738748261I heard that LEGO is mostly catering to adults nowadays. Do people still use LEGO Digital Designer?
>>738716667But I am fat and miserable, though.
>>738748338jews?
I remember garry saying he ate pussy and I lost a lot of respect for him after that, what else is he liable to do?
>lets take Garrys Mod>and make the characters and artstyle worse>also, lets add AI slop, a cashshop, fomo cosmetics and tell everyone who hates it they just don't get our vision.lol lmao
>>738747054It’s some discord faggot that is currently lurking this thread and hiding on the s&ndbox discordSpeaking of which If you are reading this I would be very afraid right now cause I got your ass Teto
>>738716667>ugh they are such fanniesWhy is he larping as a MAGAtard and using pussified language? At least say FAGGOTS, nigger.
>>738742142>>738742267What games on s&box are worth decompiling?
>>738748427They still have themes and smaller sets clearly aimed at kids like the Minecraft ones.But yeah whenever I walk by the toy aisle it’s 90% busts of Marvel and Star Wars characters, cars, and real life buildings meant for display and 10% stuff I could imagine actually playing with if I were a kid.
>>738748661This
Anyone got a good workshop collection for NPC wars in GMOD?
>>738748712>he respondedCaught yet again
>>738748996Yeahnigger faggot ahahahanigger
>>738713480An insider revealed that the average consumer spent more money on lottery tickets than movies, music and any other entertainment.
>>738749113Makes sense, i can't pirate lottery tickets
>Facepunch devs getting ragebait by 4chan just cause their game is shit. Garry and your faggot bootlickers should go fix your game.
>>738749113Most popular game in the world, ladies and gentlemen.
>>738748838They stopped saying the funny words when garry bitched slapped them after getting in deep shit in the knockout forms for being too "based"
more like Garry's Mad
S&BOX HAS ALL THESE FEATURES>idle games on par with mobile shovelwareYOU CAN CREATE YOUR OWN STANDALONE GAMES>Zero standalone games created with bl&boxALL THESE COOL COSMETICS TO PERSONALIZE WITH>Artificial scarcity mtx fomo hats for irredeemably ugly charactersCONTINUOUSLY UPDATED AND FULL OF POTENTIAL>Forum posts in 2022 and earlier complaining about the same shit with little to no documentation for creation toolsNEW ERA OF GAMING>Worse performance than 20 year old gamesMAKE MONEY FROM PLAYERS ON YOUR GAME>Predatory slop targeting childrenWhat the fuck was the point of this?
>>738749332
>>738716667>little fanniesWhat kind of an insult is that?
Toasting in a dev melty bread
This shit is just sad. It could have been great. To see such potential squandered is a tragedy.
>>738748619South of the boooorder~
>>738749395>What the fuck was the point of this?Ego.
>Teto thinks I’m maldingI’m actually laughing hard at you right now for being MINDBROKEN
>>738749246Imagine being such lonely faggots you cuck for a boring moneypit's discord channel.
FACEPUNCH ARE YOU OKAY??ARE YOU OKAY???? ARE YOU OKAY FACEPUNCH
>Closed alpha for several years inviting only creators>They shit out of a crate opening simulator using AI to do all of the workWhat the fuck were they doing all these years
teto is starting to look like a schizo desu, he should kill himself
>>738749613>What the fuck were they doing all these yearsHuffing their own fartsAlso>creatorslol, lmao
>>738749613>crate opening simulatorI still can't get over this being a thing.
>rent freeDamn we live in your head?>dm meNah I don’t think I willIt is in fact over for you schizo
>>738749694Cavemen rolled burned sticks and carved bones on the cave floor in 2,000,000 BC and it was the best thing ever.And Garry managed to fuck it up.I'll give you that it takes talent to shit the bed so terribly. But still.
>>738749887kid barely knows how to poast on reddit and he's mald-kinkay eh kay
at least deliver a game worth playing before you milk the playerbase with shitty cosmetics. plus, nobody cares about pimping out their playermodel if said model looks like absolute fucking garbage
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>>738750120He fledKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KWAB
>>738750248Your website thanks you for your work, soldier.God bless Adolf Hitler & m00t is a nigger.
This is definitely the biggest video game crypto scam and I can't wait for the videos talking about it
Not going to let this slide off the catalogue without calling garry a dumbass one more time.>>738750135This is the biggest fucking issue. See>>738749395 If this shit released with even ONE worthwhile thing, the audience could see PROOF that there's something worth investing time into learning and creating with. Instead they released Pandora's box for all to see the empty garryverse.lollmao
>>738750485>garryverseHeaven help me
>normgroids, reddit fags and every human being collectivelly shitting on this fomo crypto rugpull garry jewman dogshit, threads dedicated and full every day just to shit on this 24/7 365>troon box discord echochamber in shambles desperatelly shillingHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Just make the hats and the game will come later. Who gives a shit? "Gamers" are idiot children. AIcoded Roblox 3 soon, bros. Trust the plan.
>Teto still hasn’t respondedKWAB
It's hilarious how the s&box garry worshippers discord keep fucking up their reputation to the point of being hated on /v/ kek. you lost faggots.
>>738750868He joined the 41%, with braxen. They're in greater Israel now
>>738750849Hats only valuable if the characters aren't ugly ass sausages.
>>738750927>/v/>discnewfag
>>738750965THOSE SAUSAGES ARE GARRY'S CHOSEN POLYGONS ANON
>>738751024BOUTTA GO NUTS
tr&ns xisters, do we redeem the new propane tank cosmetic? Buy the dip? Stonks?
I just bought more hats in the garryverseNow I’m gettin paid cash with s and boxGot virtual hats all across the globe (across the globe)The next wave is digital catch me on the way up the glow up is visible cop a couple more,Watch my income go up it’s about to go nuts, it’s about to go nutsNow I’m gettin paid rent in cash with s and box s and box s and box
