Are we Team Dante or Team Vergil? It's out... NOW!!!!
>>738713882slop
LADY A CUTE!!!
>>738713882>jeet may slop
>>738713882Jeet slop made by millennial western writers. Absolute fucking dogshit.
>>738713882OMG the thing! they did the thing!OMG
>>738714317>>738714168considering: vergil
>>738713882Not games, don't care. Unsubbed to Netflix for a while now.
>>738713961This is what happens when itsuno isn't there to say no to dantexlady fags
How come it's so easy to tell that it wasn't made by japan?
>>738714523They speak english
>>738714453>he had a netflix sub in the first place
>>738714356Who's the Jester if Arkham died?
>>738713961>Dante and Lady kiss in this showi can't believe Adi is actually going to get away with this
>>738714356>it's realVergil sisters collective suicide it's the only option left
>>738713882Jeet slop. Hard pass.
>>738715208somehow Arkham has returned...
>>738714356>Doing the chair thing You Vergilfags aren't beating the poser alegations
>>738714356Memes have ruined everything.
>>738714356KINO
>>738714356context?because if it's Joker taking the piss then that's fine
>>738716330yeah its jester pissing off vergil
>>738714356yikes
>>738714356Sorry but that's just funny
>>738713882Jump into a wheat thresher
HAHAHAHA
>>738716783Adi won
>>738713882SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THIS DOG SHIT
>>738714317I bet that dumb bitch never even played a devil may cry game in his life
>>738713882team america killing all those demon fags>>738714356so arkham its just official vergil´s jester in this shit?
>>738716783>itsuno leaves>westerners immediately make dante and lady have sexwhy are they like this
>>738717162funny their chemistry its 0 in this shit compared to dmc3>Ey babe lov the pegging and imprison me as guinea pig
>>738717215>Watching this>Even just skimming it for screenshotsYou lost
>>738717162Dante belongs to mommy Trish tho
>>738717281nah im here shitposting with you and other anons, i just checked back in season 1 if everything shitposted was true and it was
>>738713882>made by the woke Jeet who removed Apu and edgy jokes from the Simpsons>where demons are the good middle east migrants while USA are the evil whites invaderspass
>>738717324kamiya finish your stupid okami 2 bald fag
>>738714356God I hate the internet
>>738714547This series has a Japanese dub and it makes it better just a lil bit.
The time has come, and I have not.
>>738714356>internet memesCringe
I am so envious of Nerofags, they don't have to suffer this humiliation ritual
>>738718349yet
Dante/Lady stocks will skyrocket
>>738719016>The ad bot is lost
>>738715208Did we see the body / ashes?
>>738718349Nero has pretty much merged with Dante in this. Voice actor and all.
>>738713882Kill yourself.
>>738717324Even as a hardcore mommyfag, Trish is a dogshit character with NONE of Eva's charm or beauty.
>>738715208Arkham is alive
>>738714356Thanks, I Hate It
>>738714356I fucking hate westoids so goddamn much.
>>738713882where's the anal sex? I was promised Vergil would be getting fat demon cocks up his edgy ass>>738716783this looks so gay
>>738718104>>738717639>>738714356>>738720042The internet and its consequences have been disastrous for the human raceOr rather is it just the Western side of the internet? At least Japanese can handle memes without becoming insufferable
>>738719016>get your ship because of a white worshipping self hating rage baiting brown >it's also a complete bastardization of the charactersI'd kill myself if I was a shipper, ngl.
>netflix dante seals the deal with lady>game dante doesn'twhy is game dante so lame
She would have treated Vergil better.
>>738720390Hey buddy. Kill yourself
>>738720514why would I?
>>738716783>>738717162Lady is Trish's girlfriend. Just look at the madhouse anime and the thinly veiled domestic lesbian couple violence in the 4SE intro.This is like Bayonetta 3 all over again.
>>738720634kys yuritranny
>>738720491This is why Nero has anger issues. He was maliciously conceived.
>>738720390>JUST DEAL WITH THE SHITTY FORCED MEMES INTO YOUR SHOW CHUD, STOP THINKING AND CONSUME Holy fuck just KILL yourself.
>>738720738>>738720514Fuck I realized my post sounds like I was defending the memeI meant the opposite, the meme is cancerous, there's no real sincere engagement of anything now. It's all references and memes
>>738716783>>738717162Lady and Dante will bang in the DMC 3 remake
Who even watches these?
>>738716783Is this show still pretending to be canon with the games after this?
>>738720491>he cannot contend with my powerWhat form of power is this?
>>738720042Honestly it was stupid and awkward to begin with. They should have designed a better arena with more elements to naturally interact with rather than have Vergil magically conjure a faggot bundle of sticks.
>>738714356let's be real, if japan did this people here would be soífacing quirky chungus
>>738720778Normalfags who like to pretend they're fans of properties for nerdcred
>>738720803The power of pussy, which is one of only 3 things Vergil has been defeated by. Dante, Mundus, and a very horny Italian woman.
>>738721008>Dante goes undercover as an Italian pizzaman>Vergil goes under the covers with an Italian womanWhy the Sparda twins such massive Itaboos?
>>738721008yjk she looks A LOT like his mother>>738720778I wanted to know if either vergil gets raped or dante and lady fuck. apparently neither happens so im not bothering with this shit
>>738721332both of those things happen
>>738721332Vergil gets groomed by Mundus as a child which could be considered rape minus the penetration.
>>738714356Bingo
>>738721443proof?
>>738721273well they literally have italian names
>>738720762>I meant the opposite, the meme is cancerousnah you just hate fun. Let people enjoy themselves
>>738720782It never did
>>738721456>rape >minus the penetration"mind rape" is rape in name only>>738720782considering how retarded the suits at capcom hq are? you bet
Saw a picture from the 1st season. They ruined Lady, I'm not going to watch this. Just spoil me what happens with Vergil - the rest doesn’t matter
>>738717015Jester is now Arkhams true demon form or something and a Mundus henchman despite in 3 jester was only made so Arkham can mess with Dante
>>738721651Vergil gets raped by demon twins.
>Dante finally gets together with Lady :D >In the shitty Netflix show
>>738714356Devil May LARP
>>738721651Vergils entire arc is being a Mundus lackey until the end of the season when he finds out that Mundus is a lier and decides to fight him, cut to creditsm
>>738716783That's a man
>>738721443I wanted to see him get snusnu’d by the woman in the red dress including an x-ray shot of her womb as she gets pregnant with Nero.>>738721698I thought that’s what happened to Alucard in the Netflix series.
>>738721698n-not again...
>actionfags keep getting btfo time after timeKek
>>738714356>>738720042
>>738721482So the whole Sparda bloodline consists of dago worshippers
>>738721860Souls fags are next once the Bloodborne movie drops
>>738721864>persona profile picthat checks out
It pisses me off what a virgin dante is in the games making it a total impossibility to introduce his child at some point which would be a logical conclusion for the sparda family plotline.
>>738720782it's the same as the halo tv situation
>>738714356Adi Shankar the pajeet that stank hard, made this happen.I think all nu-DMC fans should kill themselves en masse for making this show somehow continue
>>738721951dont forget the elden ring movie
>>738721698It'd be cool, wouldn't watch it anyway>>738721752Yeah, that's so lame. What about the girl with red hair?
>>738721994>>738721951You lost
>>738714356holy shit what a god-awful compositeit takes some next-level skill to make 3D models look like they have incorrect foreshortening
AWAKENED BY THE SOUND OF SCREAMS TO REALIZE THEY'RE MY OWNFALLING TO A SERVANT OF A BEAST THAT I DON’T KNOWTHE DEVIL IN MY HEAD IS SAYING TIME TO WATCH THE FALLAS I'M WAITING FOR THE BLOODY END OF ALL(I WATCH YOUR TEMPLE FALL)
>>738721971jokes on you, I like seeing man ass constantly
This should have happened in the games, not in western slop
>>738720491I’ve never seen a woman get this horny before. What is it about him that turns them into cats in heat?
>Vergil on a talk showthis is parody levels hahah
>poo may loo
>people are watching this if even just for screenshots and to hate itYou people never fucking learn.
>>738714356
El Donte…
>>738722215it didnt even happen. it's just a half assed kiss (that ""Lady"" starts because this Dane is an emasculated sissy)>>738722241just like our favourite fedora tipper from DmC
This is revenge whiteoid
are there at least any good action scenes? The castlevania seasons sucked ass but at least the action scenes they put in the season finales were well done
LOL
Holy shit Adi really ruined Vergil
does lady still act like a hazbin hotel character?
So does Adi actually have influence or is he just a money guy? I've been hearing wildly different things about him where he claims credit for things he just gives a bit of cash to or when he actually has creative control.
>>738722320>it didnt even happenDante has sex with her after that
>>738722491Adi is a gap financierWhen a production goes over-budget and needs cash to be completed they sell a portion of the product to a gap financier for the money they needHe doesn't do shit except self-promote and lie
>>738722236Being handsome and powerful but also misguided and vulnerable activates their procreative and maternal instincts at the same time, causing a nuclear chain reaction inside of their pussies.>>738722546Winning but at what cost
>>738722473>Adihe has jackshit to do with these>>738722491>So does Adi actually have influence or is he just a money guy?the latter. during interviews when asked about what he did in these series he always avoids the question
so is it worth watching? it kinda sucks that season 1 was stuck with that retarded plot about demon refugees
>>738722016The secretaries are just there with one being the enforcer for Arius but Lucia is MIA entirely. Mundus also is the one who gave Vergil his jacket
>>738713882show made by an assmongrel fan and of matching quality
>>738722546again POST. PROOF.>>738722658>with that retarded plot about demon refugeesthat's like the last two episodes but yeah not worth the watch
>>738722690yeah the action was fun (minus some heavy CGI scenes) but the last 2 episodes sort of like killed the whole thing for me
>>738722673>Mundus also is the one who gave Vergil his jacket
they really made Nell Goldstein into a glup shitto
>>738722658Its better then season 1 but your unironically better off watching rwby if you just want to see a show with DMC action>>738722673Magical brown loli whos the grandaughter of Keith David gets more screen time then her
Did the really skip Nelo Angelo? One of Vergil's most important moments?
Kinda cool how they’re killing the series again. DMC6 is gonna be nuts in 10 years.
>>738722894Vergil was raised by Mundus now so that can't happen.
>>738722894Nelo Angelo is treated as just another form for Vergil, yeah.
>>738722894What made you think anyone involved with this pile of crap gives a shit about DMC?For fuck's sake the entire thing is blatant Toku and they made a garbage western faux-anime instead.The only thing the people making this actually liked about DMC were aesthetics and they still got those wrong.
>>738722889uhh...what the FUCK is this?
>>738713961>>738716783>>738717162>Lady was the fourth and last love interest they made for Dante>won the Dantebowl completely
>>738722963DMC without Itsuno doesn't count
>>738723037OCs because Netflix unironically has a black character quota.
>>738722963It really is the circle of life with this series
>>738723037Patty if she nig
>>738713882no
>>738723059no one's bitinggo away
>>738722564>>738722604That's what I thought, so why is everyone blaming the fraud for the show being shit?
>>738723105yep, figured they would be OC donut steels. They ALWAYS shoehorn this shit in as their failed writers' OC that wasn't good enough to get their own show. I guarantee they had at least one (maybe multiple) episodes that revolved entirely around them am I right?
>>738723059>Trish>Lucia>??? >Ladyhuh
>>738723257 his Mom
>>738723175because he's a dumb cunt and an attention/credit whore and that makes him an easy targetit's not his fault the show sucks but the show does suck and so does he
>>738723257>???Beryl, from rhe novel.
>>738723175cause he's the reason why it exists in the fucking first place and he obviously has the final say for anything
>>738722894That’s just Vergil’s DT now.
>>738723229Shockingly she doesn't get much screen time. She's only there to show that Vergil has some semblance of humanity left and there's a part where she, Dante, and lady get into whacky hijinks. She's so unimportant to the main plot that you could easily take her out
>>738713882I don't know how anyone can even ironically watch this. I was not able to make it past the first episode after seeing that embarrassing scene of Dante trying to make a one liner
>>738723037Noe and a High guardian spice reject>>738723059human women will fuck anything but human men after all>>738723175because he likes to take credit for it and nobody bothers to do their own research>>738723257according to Freud: his mother
>>738723059In a shitty non canon Netflix show where everyone is out of character.
>>738723393I learned my lesson after watching my favorite videogame character get literally gangraped. Never watching this slop again
>>738722442I didn't know that RWBY was still a thing.
>>738723037Oh great, a little black girlboss. Not enough Netflix shows have those
>>738723361It's there cause they were too embarrassed to reveal that Vergil's DT is just a recolor with horns
Congratulations to DmC for no longer being the worst Devil May Cry media.
Wait Dante and Lady actually fuck?
>>738714356cinema
Remember when the band who composed Subhuman got confused and wrote it for Donte? Do you think it happened again?
>>738721817damn, Kars let himself go
>>738714356>Leg is in the center of the chair. The monobloc chair is so simple and they still fucked it up.
How many people here have actually watched a good portion of S2?
>>738723382>black childHmm so Vergil into blacks too? Hmmmmmmmm
>>738723382is that Boondocks reject supposed to be a "demon"? this is so racist
>>738723898I mean his wife is Italian so
>>738723898There was a leak saying that Vergil was with a black girl and was doing all this for her but the wording made it seem like she was his girlfriend and not just some random brat he saves at one point and then ditches so it's either a coincidence or an exaggeration.
>>738723917It's to make up for Frieren being based and portraying demons in a demonic fashion
Kill Adi
>>738723917I literally thought that WAS Boondocks, no joke. Jesus Christ.
>laser wall>vergil says he'll handle it and goes to cut it down>lady just shoots the control panel insteadhonestly, I did like that one bit. Feels like a moment that could hypothetically happen in a post 5 game
>>738723994Goddamn I wish Frieren wasn't complete ass.
>>738724141...uh-huh
>>738723994>4chanrenStay
>>738724235>MAL>Having shit tasteYou don't say?
>>738724235>MAL
>>738723994>facebook-renleave at once>>738723965>There was a leak saying that Vergil was with a black girl and was doing all this for her but the wording made it seem like she was his girlfriendIve seen the Akuma x Elena threads. it's happening
>>738724313>>738724345>as opposed to 4reddit
>>738724256>>738724235>redditrenat least watch a good fantasy anime
>Show Nero is gonna end up as Dante and Lady's kid
>>738724442I like lodoss war but good is a stretch
>>738723745yes, they wait till the girl falls asleep and then go do it in another room
>>738724432It's not a contest; they all have shit taste.
>>738724492>playing skater boy while showing Lady and Dantewhat the fuck
>>738722658>so is it worth watching?After how utterly raped season 1 was I dont know how you ask this
>>738724484Who is going to voice him?
has anyone here actually finished this show
>>738724576Dante also dresses up as Chun-Li in this scene.
>>738724484That one bitch who draws almost nothing but Lady and Dante will be ecstatic
>>738724592Reuben
>>738716783>2 men kiss>/v/ suddenly loves the show
>>738713882The DMC 1 remake better not be fucking ass. I suffer through this show's existence.Did the people who liked this show like season 2?>>738722315Not bad, ngl. Fucking should have given the main season 2 design a regular shirt instead of that weird vest.>>738723037Yay more OC thank you Jeedi ShankarAt least the MK 2 movie guys knew to ditch the OC.Okay how annoying or likable is the new kid?
why is Lady so....clothed?
>>738724627I don't believe you
>>738722889So what was the point of teasing Lucia in season 1?
>>738724627more jingling keys huh?
>sudden hyperfocus on child characterWhy are Crapcom pedos like this?
>>738724492>offscreened shitshan't watch>>738724627>show has Jackie-chan referencesnevermind that, it's a must watch
>>738724632Dangerous bride(artist name I think)?>>738724627I remember them show that off in the concept art. Was season 1 &2 just one season split in two?
>>738723257Patty.
>>738724734>DMC1 remakeDMC1 was always mid as fuck and giving it photorealistic graphics won't help The franchise began with DMC3
>>738724632Too bad this is the worst version of Lady in the entire series Real monkeys paw situation
>Dante saar, give me the coin, and protect my black grand daughterI'm in fucking tears
>>738724906Yeah that her. Think she is a serial self inserter.
>>738724735She's a cop.
>>738724906>I remember them show that off in the concept art. Was season 1 &2 just one season split in two?Most animated shows are renewed for atleast 2 season. This show having a season 2 isnt actually an indication of success because they were developed and funded at the same time.
>>738723917No the demon muslims don't get much focus thankfully after the first 2 episodes. The show pretty much shifts from "demons are good" to "demons are evil as fuck" on a dime episode by episode. The kid is there to be a hostage so the bad guy can get the macguffun who seems to be a reference to Matier from DMC2>>738724734She's not super annoying thankfully, the bitch in arcane is way worse but here it's like she might as well not have been added frankly
>>738725058>Think she is a serial self inserterSelf inserts into Rukia, Ada and Lady.Pretty sure she is actually hot irl, so it's not fat woman delusion, just regular delusion.
>>738725051Voiced by Keith David by the way >>738725017>best dmd>best enemies>best scoring system>best levelswrong
>mfw lived long enough to see all my favorite characters get spiritually raped
>We went from THAT to THIS
>>738724741
>>738716783Isn't Lady like 17?
>>738716783>woman initiates kiss>her body language and demeanor are agressive, masculine>the man is shocked, passive, completely lacking any authorityTypical Netflix. Even a heterosexual love scene is fucking gay. But of course, if the roles were reversed Dante would be hit with rape allegations
bro unironically calls himself a visionary im crine
>>738725176>best enemiesI like DMC1 but Nightmare is pure aids
>>738725276to be fair that's by far the most provocative outfit she's been in thus far
>someone approved this
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>738725410There's also the plastic lawn chair meme in fucking episode 2
>>738725359God that's fucking pathetic
>>738725261It still gets across the core theme and message of Devil May Cry but in the corniest fucking way imaginable >dude what if we took the iconic phrase but like the BAD GUY SAYS IT INSTEADkys, the newest spider-man cartoon did this exact thing
>>738725435fuck off that's not real. that's way too retarded
>HE SAID THE LINE AGAIN
>>738725276wrong costume retardo. that's referencing her alt from 3>>738725410should have been a dateshow. at least that would cater to the foids that buy a netflix sub
>>738716783I thought Dante was a gay cowboy.
Is this the show in which the US literally bombs hell and they frame it as a bad thing?
>>738725540>that's way too retarded*Gestures broadly to Seasons 1 and 2*
are there at least good action scenes?
>>738713882>Watch a clip>Mundus gives Vergil the YamatoNo, seriously, how the FUCK do you fuck it up that badly? I refuse to watch this garbage, I already regret wasting hours watching S1.
>>738725276Its supposed to be based on this
>>738725435crazy that DMC6 will be based off of this
Does anything funny like the demon iraq war bombing happen in s2?The stuff posted here just seems painfully boring
>>738725067Fuck the police
>>738725870Season 1 was retarded that I was left confused, baffled, and bewildered at what I was watching at how poorly handled the politics and plot were. Season 2 on the other hand doesn't have any of that it's just kind of >well that happened I guess
Is Kevin Conroy's voice still in the show>>738725017>>738725176All I want is for sparda, Yamato, force edge, and Alastor to have more unique moves from each other, to be able to switch guns in real time, and a mission selector(honestly I wanted a DMC 1 special edition not a remake).>>738725118>but here it's like she might as well not have been added franklySo she's a non character?>>738725058>>738725169Yep, that's her. Weird knowing there's a chick into three of the same things I like.
>make dante and lady a thing>now the people who loved the first season hate itlmao
>>738726163If anything they'll love it even more or defend this one thing. Especially the people who's entire profile is LadyxDante.
>>738726163people loved the first season? even the tranny looking nightwing was straight in that one
>*hardcarries your season*
>>738726454is that Nobunaga?
>>738724484Wrong. Adi despises Nero.
dear god, it's worse than season 1
>jeet gets his hands on dmc>immediately makes dante and lady loversI kneel saar
well that was shit
>>738713882Back in my day, advertisers weren’t so obvious
>>738726040>So she's a non character?Borderline, she has a montage with Dante and Lady, then gets saved by Vergil who trauma dumps his >without power you cant protect anything Line from 3 word for word. Then he tells her that her grandaddy died like a bitch and leaves lol. Then she kills Arius's enforcer bitch and immediately disappears. I can't even tell if they are gonna bring her back, at first it feels like they were gonna do the whole little kid and warrior guy who is humanized by them schtick relationship with her and Vergil but dropped it immediately so I dunno what the point even was other having sidekick kid cause Arcane had one I guess.
>>738723130wasn't Matilda Lucia grandma or something?
>>738726859Lucia's grandma's name is Matier.
>>738726703Before leaving, Itsuno gave everyone the go ahead to make dante and lady a couple
>>738725276I think that looks hot to be honest compared to the Oni ripoff in season 1
>>738726454Did Dante said the thing to him??? I dont know if want to waste my time watching this pajeet rendition
>>738726454actually better than his game counterpart
>>738726454Arius being a generic devil worshipping cult dude is honestly the best thing they could have done after the rabbit's sorry ass attempt at trying to make a complex grey villain. It also helps that he's entertaining
>>738713961Why is dante barefoot?
yup, it's kino time
What is this cringe ass dialogue
>>738727229>high scores both sidesyou faggots can forget about dmc6 not following netflix's steps
>>738727447If DMC6 has Dante stop being a sexless faggot then good
>from the visionary mind of Adi Shankar
>>738727447>77%>high
>>738727447The show sold 2 million copies of games last year, its going to get a little nod in 6 at least
>>738714356It's like building an entire series on a single meme video you watched on the internet
>>738727253>What is this cringe ass dialogue
I'm watching it with my wife. We have chips and icecream. Just finished the 1st episode. Let The Bodies Hit The Floor played
> "The Sons of Sparda. At last."> "No, we are the Sons of Eva"
where is lady's rocket launcher, why does she not have it
somebody post the mega
>>738728027She gets it in the end in the final episode, and nothing happens
>>738713882Team not watching this
>>738727602yeah, that's high enough for something like dmcnow fuck off with your cocksucking perfectionism
>>738727986no I refuse to believe
>>738727986Thats so fucking bad I believe it
>>738727986yeah...
>>738727986
>>738727986what the fuck
>>738724418>>738724141Redditors getting angry because a company overseas made a much better show with less money Keep crying they don't check all the boxes and there isn't a speech about elves being nonbinary
>>738727986BasedWomen get it done
>>738727986how the fuck did this show manage to have a writing worse than fucking DmC? truth be told every dmc game never had good writing, but they never were this horrible and some actually had some great linesbut this show? cringefest from start to finish and people love itfuck you
>>738728619Frieren is asexual tho?>>738728802>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP-UqnXSGDk
>>738713882>vargina taking it up his ass in the posterNOO NOT AGAIN
>>738727986Capcom will definitely add this line in DMC6.
>>738728619frieren is bootycheeks
Is the story about killing all demons? I hate demons.
>>738713882>ruined vergil>dante is still a bitch>ruined lady even more>demons are still retarded muslims>ruined the jackpot momentNuke netflix
>>738728998Until she pleasures herself to pages of Hummel's journal, of their time killing demons
>>738729350The story is about how demons are the oppressed victims actually. They are refugees.Not I am not making a joke here.
>>738713882Appealing to shipfags (aka larpers) is not going to fix it
>>738729350pretty much the opposite, actually
>>738725435>Dante and Vergil's real father is MundusYABBA DABBA DOO!!!!!
>>738729598Because Netflix
>>738713882Where's the torrent?
You guys think they'll follow in Castlevania's footsteps and shoehorn in a Vergil assrape scene for no reason?
>>738729727Cope incestfag. DantexLady has always been the superior ship
>>738728619The irony of culture war obsession infecting Freiren is that it's one of the few fantasy media out there where elves and humans are on good terms with each other >>738729507The muslim shit was barely there in favor of Argosax goons and Beowulf showing up at the very end just die in like 3 seconds >>738729883Vergil is probably going to lose to Mundus for season 3 where he will get graped
>>738729902Nah I just don't want pretentious shipfags defending this garbage just because their little shipping is getting catered like the wattpad girls they are
>>738729598>>738729756That's too bad, the best think about DMC games are killing demons and styling while doing that.
>>738730182> killing demons and styling while doing thatyeah about that...I might have more bad news about this show, anon
>>738729727They failed because both fujos and DanLadyfags hate it, a rare alliance
>>738718349Season 3 is comfirmed, just as he cramped as much castelvania as possible he will do so too with DMC so he is coming eventually
>>738713882#TeamRapeAdi
>>738723257The chick from the devil may cry 2 novel
>>738730615#TeamRapeAdi
>>738730618huh, first time i hear about this
>indian takes over>everything becomes infinitely worsemany such cases
>>738730618Regina from Dinocrisis?
>>738714453>subbed to Netflix in the first place Lol lmao
>>738714356I hate this filthy street shitter so much, DO NO REDEEMers are truly subhuman
>>738730925no new game in 7 years is all capcoms fault
This feels like the Anderson RE movies.
>>738731510except those movies were actually good
>dante do you really believe those 2 towers were destroyed by airplanes. foolishness
>>738731510every single video game adaptation is just the Anderson RE movies, I have no idea why these Charlie Brown dipshits keep thinking the next kikeflix slop will be good.
>>738718349Baby Nero will fight Dante in season 3both voiced by Johnny Yong Bosch
They'll get Aleks Le to voice Nero
>>738731510>>738731582In 10 years people will defending this show like they defend DmC now
>>738731510The first one was kind of an okay stand alone zombie movie
>>738731510I genuinely think that the only reason Capcom allows all these shit adoptions to go through is that they keep gambling on the potential to have another hit like the Anderson RE movies.Yes those movies became shit very quickly but they made A LOT of money and Capcom will keep trying on that gamble
>>738727986It's real
>>738731812So basically DmC and NDMC are just the Star Wars prequels. What will be the third thing to happen to complete the trilogy?
>>738726454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Y8WhHG6O0
>>738727124I mean it's a low bar
>>738731812People only 'defend' DmC to the extent that they'll say the combat is good.
>>738727986The cucks of feminism more like
Imma be real, kamiya is a hack. None of his games are good. And im convinced everyone who claims to like his games only does it because some kiketuber in the early days started shilling these bullshit ass games and the opinion became a "truism" in the internet zeitgeist.
>>738727603A nod is fine. DMC 5 gave a decent amount of nods to DmC. FOR THE LOVE OF GHE GAME CAPCOM DON'T MAKE DARKCOM CANON TO THE GAMES!
>>738727986>>738732019> FRUSTRATION IS GETTIN' BIGGER
>>738732257Here's random basketball Dante to make you feel better
>>738729763Funny you make a Flinstones reference, I would rather watch that than this retarded shit.
>>738732257> BANG
>>738732371>Wayne Knight ZurgBASEDhttps://youtu.be/vdt2h37HJy4?si=DPcB3KzoitSkBLGF&t=45
They don't even use their weapons in their DT formsthey just suddenly have generic glowy swords
>>738732691> they don't even use their weapons anymore, they just like at you like this >>738732019
He won and you lost
>>738732776
>dmc ice comes your way>what do you do
>>738732019
buy an ad
>"Hopefully Vergil will retain some level of coolness right?">Spends like 20 seconds getting owned before fighting backThis Vergil can't even aura farm. What the fuck were they thinking?
>>738733772Does Dante keep getting owned in season 2 as well?
>>738732828>recolored bootleg DSD with one edgecan't make this up
>>738733829Yes. Hell he loses all his fights with Vergil. But the funny thing is, they did this thing where Dante was the Chad one, and was superior to Kid Vergil in fights and playtime.
Rate DMC1's Devil Triggers
>>738732818How? He’s just humiliating himself.
>>738733917DMC5 took inspiration from DmC and made it so Vergil was insecure over Dante being cooler then him but no one wants to mention that shit. So more DmC shit really
FROM THE VISIONARY ADI SHANKAR
>>738725760If it's supposed to be a reference to that why is the zipper all the way up to her madam's apple?
>>738734291He wasn’t insecure, he was upset because he thought he was abandoned by mom. Why are you lying about something that can easily be proven otherwise?
>>738734590Exposed cleavage is haram under Netflix.
>>738734291>ummmm DmC was actually GOOOOOOODwhen are you fags gonna fuck off forever?
>>738723396>according to Freud: his motherwhy couldn't he fill his mother with light...
>>738734693He's a DmC schizo. Ignore him.
>>738734749But I thought indians demanded bob and vegene? It should be a wash.
>>738713882Go team Nero!
>>738734693No, visions of V makes it very clear that he felt some form of inferiority cause he kept taking Ls
Ladybros we won but at what cost?
>>738734898>not a videogame says...No one cares.
>>738713882people talked about this even less than nocturn when things settled. It's weird.
>>738734828Adi Shankar hates Indians and Indian culture despite trying to potray the opposite.
>>738734915If ladyfags want to consider this shit canon they definitely lost.
>>738734991Did you miss V's suffering defeat after defeat speech?
>>738714356God damn people in charge of media are so fucking unfunny.
I thinkd it'd be real real real real kino if el donte fighter the big mean evil bad bad and then he wonnded
>>738735108I didn't miss your shilling for a game made by a company that's claim to fame is a movie about lesbians psychotically screaming.
Why are you niggers even watching this shit?Fuck you.
>>738733341"This shit.. is so ass."
>>738735327What the fuck are you talking about? I said V's defeat after defeat speech showed his insecurity with Dante. How does that sound like me shilling Ninja Theory?
>>738735368Fuck you!
>>738735368These niggers who shit in the street don't realize if they keep doing it while they pay for their Netflix, Disney Plus, Amazon, etc. subscriptions nothing is going to change.
>>738735368Got the torrent.
>>738734291He didn’t think Dante was cooler, he thought his mother loved him more. And a big difference is that the real Vergil would NEVER say anything disrespectful about Eva, and he wouldn’t even come close to admitting he felt like she loved Dante more.
Fun fact. Adi is a complete fucking rich kid nepobaby. He has NEVER described his work on any of the shit featuring his name. He's a "producer". He bankrolls it. "Ideas guy" would be a generous description of what he probably contibuted. At best, his money might have swayed the stories in certain directions.
>>738735487I wouldn't even torrent it. As i diehard DMC fan, you would have to PAY ME to sit through it. Thank god I'm not a tvfag. They put up with the most intolerable garbage.
>>738734291Vergil is obsessed with power and being strong. No shit he'd be pissed if he realized he was actually weaker than Dante after he kept losing to him.
So some random demons wanted to kill Vergil but Mundus showed up to save him and offered Vergil a place in his demon army to take Sparda's place to which Vergil accepts. But at the end, Vergil beats Dante, splits the amulet from Sparda turning it back into Force Edge, and decides to fight Mundus on his own by sending Dante back to the human world. Vergil wants to beat Mundus and invade the human world with him leading the army, not Mundus.They even ape the scene when Vergil returns in 5 with the whole poking Dante with the sheathe and saying that entire "would I have your life, and you mine?" line except every line gets swapped in terms of order>Would I have your life and you mine>Would our fates be different>That night if our positions were switchedThis is hilariously bad
>>738735415Are you retarded>they took this from DmC but no one is ready to have that conversationOr whatever gay shit you said. And no I don't anything vergil said while wearing mommy's corset very seriously.
>>738735368>implying I will even hatewatch itLearned my lesson with the first one. I'm just here to watch screencaps or clips and make fun of how much of a shitshow this is. Hopefully this jeet gets bullied off a S3, and any other company takes notes if he dares try to get his brown hands on one of their IPs.
>>738735726I think S3 was already green lit
>>738735754That's what's implied in the text thrid worlder.
>>738724235>MAL score
>>738735694I'm not the one who said that. A different anon did. You're the one who accused me of shilling it.
>>738735487Post it.
>>7387340908/10 each
>>738728802Because while Tam Tam was just going along with Capcom and Inafune when they told him to make it look like western movie, Shankar genuinely despises DMC, and especially Nero and 5. He wanted to be the one to "save" the series from its dormancy, and reshape it completely in his image, but 5 beat him to the punch. He’s still resentful about that to this day, and acts like clown so that in his head his series draws more people to the games, sales go up, and his ego gets stroked.
>>738735827Then I'm not interested in you subbing in fag.
This image right here perfectly encapsulates the experience of the show. Two characters ripped from the game, and reused inappropriately by faggots that don't know or care about what they pulled them from. Combined with that dogshit 3D model in a 2D anime environment to boot. The concept wasn't some hyper abstract thing. They are headless, but their heads are on their swords. Nope, give em em heads. If tvniggers had any integrity at all, they would have dropped the show for this alone. The fact that this schlock is getting another season is indisputable proof that tv watchers deserve the worst.
>>738728998>source: my headcanon
>>738714356This is like watching a Resident Evil anime and Chris scolds Leon (who is voiced by Ethan Winters' VA) for not fucking Claire already
I used to torrent shows like this and Castlevania because of the name recognition from games I enjoyed. However, after watching how raped and butchered they've become, I've stopped watching entirely
>>738720778Normies who want to pretend they aren’t normies
>Mundus vs Argosax>It's a shitty 3D fight on the level of Berserk 2016Jesus. Even the Chinese have good 3D Wuxia shows with nice choreography.
Its fanfictionShitty paki fanfiction with a budget
>>738736028Beowulf is just a goober in the show too in S2.
>>738736113>This is like watching a Resident Evil anime and Chris scolds Leon (who is voiced by Ethan Winters' VA) for not fucking Claire alreadyThey literally referenced the boulder bunching meme in Village
>>738720778Tourists who recognise things from the video essays that they watch.
>>738735796Hahaha, saw your typo
>>738736107Elves have low enough libido that they went functionally instinct as a race. He is using faggy terminology however. And she does seem to have retroactive romantic feelings for himmel.
Mundus unironically talks about Sparda like he's ex boyfriend who he still misses.
>>738736243indians really coming out full force in defense. When we banning brics from our internet?
>>738736419Gay undertones? In MY Netflix animated series?
Either Nero is going to be Dante and Lady's kid or they'll have a new OC. Guarantee you it'll be a girl. I know the jeet won't pass up on a chance for female Dante.
>>738735878>and especially Nero and 5I get him being a pissy bitch but if he hated 5 and Nero that much why make the villain of DMC 2 a order of the show member, why hire Nero's VA for Dante, and why give Dante Nero's DMC 4&5 songs?
>>738736419Well, they were best friends at one point but any male friendship is seen as gay nowdays.
>>738732828They already had a perfectly fine design with the Blade of Sin or the DT Swords from PoC. Why is it so hard for these hacks to do anything decent?
>>738736243I mean, out of context it just sounds like Heisenberg is calling Chris a knuckle-dragger. Ethan probably heard it as him just calling Chris a retard that punches rocks instead of doing anything smart. And if anything it's not nearly as bad as DMC the anime since that's just a throwaway reference. If the anime had Virgil sit in the chair for a quick scene in a casual setting that'd be fine. If RE8 did it like the anime, Chris would have punched a boulder to get Ethan out of a tunnel or something.
>>738736497Because you take what's recognizable for people who remember playing the game but didn't get into it and bait them into thinking you care about the series.This is exactly what happened with Cowboy Bebop where interviews had them saying everyone in the writer's room loved Cowboy Bebop and came in the first day all wearing t-shirts themed around the show, totally natural and totally not lying about their commitment and being genuine fans of the series.
>>738736243The boulder punching was literally IN THE FUCKING GAME. Why am I not surprised that some subhuman '"fans"' think the chair is canon
>>738736243Chris actually did punch boulders. When did Vergil actually sit on a plastic chair?
>>738736243In the English dub. In the Japanese, he gets called a Gorilla, which is a common nickname for him overseas.
>>738736230I'm proud to say, i wouldn't know. I didn't watch it. I wont watch it.
I'll miss the playground & animals and diggin up woooooooorrrrrrmmmmmmmmssssssssssDanuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmDanuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm
Someone just post a summary of the whole thing so I don't have to waste my time watching this shit
>>738736243>"They literally referenced the boulder bunching meme in Village"Because fucking Chris actually did that in RE5, you retard.https://youtu.be/4xuXkVzBdJQ?si=QdA9_UzzApfYdmIf
>>738736906Dante is a jobberDante and Lady start smoochingVergil hates his momMore demon/refugee shit
>Keith David as some black guy with powers who knows about Sparda>He gets killed off, and his granddaughter is fucking Matier
And then, TWO MILLENIUMS AGO!!!!!!,..................there was a war...............................
>>738736906So far in Ep. 1>Arius and Ouroboros owns Darkcom>Argosax was the one behind Eva's death and Mundus adopts Vergil
I never found this plastic chair thing funny.
>Thought Tom was gonna die>He survived the whole seasonSurprising.
Man, this show made me cringe at Bodies. I fucking love that song and somehow this show made me cringed at it as Vergil was having I flashback >>738736691>Because you take what's recognizable for people who remember playing the game but didn't get into it and bait them into thinking you care about the seriesLike the lawn meme?
Done.It's ass.Among MANY other issues from which some are still there from season 1, a couple I'd say are egregious is Vergil is ruined and the writing has the characters tell you everything. Like that part with the jester>...like a snake eating its own tail fufufu?>YOU SAID THOSE WORDS ON PURPOSE! ERGO THAT MEANS YOU ARE BEING SUSPICIOUS RIGHT NOW AND IT'S POSSIBLE YOU KNOW SOMETHING!I hate that there will be people that will eat this crap up like the first season, and Capcom in its infinite retardness in its ability to properly gauge the western audience will think the jeet did good.This timeline sucks man.
I really cant wait for the secondaries to spout information from the show as canon
>>738714356its crazy how much i hate Capcom these days these golems will sell anything for a buck fifty
>>738716783another humiliation ritual for this homo version of Dante. the only way he gets laid is by having a troon force itself on him.
>>738737376Yes, exactly that.
>>738737413at least the show is so blatantly incorrect that it would immediately out any show-only fag thats crazy enough to stay show only
>>738737413Most of them already call Lady as "Mary"
There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again
>>738737559Serious question: is Adi only famous prior toe the castlevania show cause he helped produced the 2012 dredd movie?
>Vergil says his Nelo Form isn't actually his Devil Trigger and just a half measure>"Oh, thank God.">His Devil Trigger is just a palette swapped version of Dante's Devil TriggerThis show continues to disappoint.
>Arius just has the Sparda lying around in a box
>>738716783The incest fujos won’t be liking this…..
How is Capcom seeing all this and not immediately canceling this on the spot? This is somehow a bigger disgrace to DMC than Donte DmC.
>>738737743This sounds like something Dante would say before he gets roped into a motorcycle pizza adventure, emphasis on him just being on his motorcycle eating pizza while everyone else is fighting for their life.
>>738737321that's because you hate fun
>>738737413Worse, they'll actively defend it just because of one very superficial thing that's loosely similar to something from the games.
It is totally on brand for Adi to use the least popular DMC game as the launching off point for his show's entire lore. >Arius, Lucia, and Argosax are relevant
>>738716783Based
Anyone have the torrent or a mega? I want to see this train crash myself but I'm not giving shitflix my money.
>>738738041Nah playing the game is fun.
>>738737778No he was known for being one of those shitters mad about Apu in the Simpsons. He also made some super edgy Power Rangers live action thing.
>>738738148In the usual places, yes
>>738738067Adi writes his shows being reading game wikis, picking the more obscure characters, and doing whatever the hell he wants with them. He did the same thing with Castlevania.
>>738738009The same reason Konami was okay with what happened with the Castlevania show. They don't care and just want to make a quick buck off the IP.
>>738713882If I had that much morbid curiosity I’d just be on a gore site.
>>738738283CAN THEY AT LEAST FUCKING ELABORATE THAT NONE OF THIS IS CANON
They're still using Devil Trigger as Dante's theme
>>738738067He probably thought to himself >"How can I grab the least popular entry of the series and turn it around?"I bet he thought he was a genius for redeeming (pun intended) the characters in DMC2.
>>738738567Adi already said this is his fanfiction universe, of course it's not canon.But it's much simpler for people to watch a TV show than play a video game.
faggot shit
>>738738693>But it's much simpler for people to watch a TV show than play a video gameWhat is beyond a subhuman? because whoever watch and enjoy shit like this are probably there.
>>738726163I like Dante x Lady but in this show it doesn't feel earned, they barely shared the same struggles in season one the same way they did in DMC 3
>>738738626But anon, we gotta use that song all the normalfags recognize instead of one that actually fits the character.
>>738737640Well that is her name
>>738738739Thanks Gaben, I concur.
>>738738224You mean Nyaa? I checked and it wasn't there. S1 wasn't there either; I genuinely don't remember where I got it from.
Hey Moondust. Put a spin on this.
>>738738009Capcom like many other japanese companies actually have no idea how to sell to the west and how to properly look at reception. Doesn't matter what sort of work culture they have, they're absolute shit at it. They'll just look at some twitter replies and some shitty articles that say it's good and think it's a success.>but won't they themselves see how shit it isMaybe but they won't care. They just want it to sell. And considering the franchise is on sale right now people are gonna buy it again, that jeet will again claim he's god's gift on earth for DMC fans and Capcom will nod like retards.
Ah so this is why Devil May Cry HD Collection was 85% off on Steam.
>>738737982trust me no one cares to ship those fakes
So what's the main Bush administration/War on Terror allegory for this season?
>>738716783Dante and Lady shluld have sex, but not in this bastardized way.
>>738738858Bush didnt do nuffin or something
Dante ONCE AGAIN is just a living battery who beats mooks but literally loses to Arius twice.Vergil also loses to Arius.
>>738725294
>>738739002Just like the games
>>738738009Because clearly a lot of people are watching it regardless. Capcom isn't afraid of a little bad press.
>>738738851I'll say that whenever there's a shit adaptation of DMC, the sales of the franchise get a boost from new fans checking out the games, so maybe this is Capcom's strategy to sell their catalogue. Thankfully, DMC5 already happened, squashing Adi's dream of reviving the franchise and claim he's the sole responsible of bringing it back.
>>738739172At most he's giving everyone a horrific reason to go buy DMC2 to look at Arius super cool plan to revive Argosax.
Malkavian Mind ControlYou are hopeless before my power
Adi wasn't kidding when he said Mundus did nothing wrong.Mundus may as well be more important than Lady and Dante this season kek
>>738726454> Shittiest character in the game series> Somehow becomes the most kino character of the tv seriesHow? Sure the bar isn't very high considering DMC2, but every time this fuck shows up, it's kino. They might as well use everything Arius and Argossax related of this series into a DMC2 remake, I would fuck with that.
>boys getting slaughtered in hell because of evanglical bullshit>all for some dog shit charm>losing support at base and will lose the next election>decides fuck it and makes a deal with mundus to end the warwas he wrong
>>738737321It was funny as a fandom meme but it isnt funny when its in a dogshit """anime""" by a fucking faggot pajeet that clearly hates the series
Dante says something like, "Well, I'll be damned." Nero and Dante prepare to attack the shade, the manifestation of Vergil's obssession with power, when some ominous laughing is heard. It's the cloaked figure from the beginning of the game standing near the tree and holding the fruit.The face is darkened by the hood, but the three glowing red eyes, crackling with energy, shine out from under. The hood is pulled back to reveal Mundus, looking very much like the initial marble statue of himself from DMC1. He talks about how happy he is to see all of Sparda's blood in one spot, and they've even neutered Vergil for him, as he's basically incapacited on the ground after having his soul shorn in half.He thanks V for gathering everyone, when suddenly a lightning bolt zips at him and he effortlessly dodges. V has sicced Griffon on him. Mundus says something about how it's cute that he's grown a heart, he figured it would happen, he looks at Trish, but it's too late. He chows down on the demon fruit and turns into his giant godly self again, but probably with some kind of "evil" accents to show he's augmented. First thing he does is destroy the illusionary home of Dante and Vergil and laugh about how much he loved doing it the first time.Cue boss fight as Dante with Nero and V as NPCs. It's an unwinnable boss fight as Mundus cannot be lowered past a certain health threshold. The group has to beat a retreat after they realize they cannot beat Mundus. As they run, Nico shows up and everyone piles into the van as the illusion world shatters with Mundus looming on the horizon, his three red eyes glowing.
>>738713930>>738714168>>738714317>>738714356>>738715753>>738716869>>738719241>>738720514>>738720738>>738720778Kill yourself, schizo. Don't you have another porn thread to make?
Let's look at the bright side, this is a batch release and will die pretty soon, right?
Lady finally won the Dantebowl... But at what cost?
>>738738689Kek thats probably why he was seething over DMC5He thought it would be so clever to take the worst entry in the game and "make it good" and get praised by fans for doing it
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Holy. SHIIIIIIT!All you Niggers are robots.
>>738727986Why are we still here. Just to suffer?
>>738727986>>738732019Where the hell is that "Blue the Movie" image?
Adi Shankar drops another turd that'll of course get people angry and keep him relevant since that's been his tactic for god knows how long now.
Alright so>Argosax was the original big ruler of Hell and Mundus was a high priest in his court>Mundus didn't like how Argosax's rule was just order-less chaos and decided to betray him to actually impose order and structure to hell>When he rebelled, Sparda, who was already a high-ranking member of Argosax's army joined him>Sparda won countless battles to establish Mundus as the proper ruler of hell>Sparda only wavered when Mundus' desire for conquest had him kill potential conspirators within his own ranks, making him less ideal as a ruler than he appeared>Sparda rebelled, not for the sake of humanity but for Mundus not being deemed good enough ruler>The battle waged for some time with no one gaining the upper hand>Sparda decides to seal Mundus away in hell using the Temen Ni Gru and stay on earth for a bit>He fucks Eva, sires Vergil and Dante, and then fucks off because a being of his power cannot love a mere human>Mundus, still hurt from Sparda's betrayal wanted to at least honor his greatest companion and bring over his sons to his side>Mundus brands his servants with the symbol of Argosax so Vergil is tricked into thinking that Argosax's cultists were behind the attack>Vergil is tortured but Mundus feigns saving him and leaving his captors free for Vergil to kill to satisfy his vengeance>Mundus raises Vergil like a son so he could finish what his father could not in the eventual conquest of the human realm>Mundus actually wanted Dante to join him too and purge him of the weakness Eva and his human heart instilled in him>In the present day, Arius lies to the American Government to makes them support him trying to revive Argosax so that he could become Argosax's vessel to rebel against his cruel upbringing>and also watch the evangelicals lose their minds when they realized heaven and angels aren't real but demons are. Here it is. Adi said he wanted to make Mundus the main character of DMC and he actually fucking did it. He did warn us about this.
>>738739987Just say you don't like dmc lil bro
>>738740238Thank you. I'm gonna get really drunk and watch this later tonight.
>>738713882I'm Team Not-watching-this-shit.
>>738739759The idea isn't but they would've made him fuck it up somehow anyway. His character feels written by two different people pulling him in different directions.It's as if one wanted to make him do some reasonable decisions.>making a deal to stop the war>part of that deal is getting rid of one of the bad guysThe other wants to try very hard to make him look like a shit person that deserves to be dead cause the above might make him look good to the audience. No idea if he's supposed to be Trump allegory like what The Boys is doing and don't care since I'm not american and don't live there, but I'm sure some would think he is.>implied he did fucked up shit which Arius is blackmailing him with>making him bring up how much he cares about votes for no reason on the call with Vergil to make him sound selfish>going even further on the texan caricature thing>Lady telling the guy it's ok he got so nervous he killed him cause he's a bad person
>>738740395The only good thing here is establishing a history between Mundus and Argosax. Why does Adi have such a hate boner for Sparda?
>>738740635Because love is icky and for dweebs, not for COOL BADASSES
>>738740395>Sparda rebelled, not for the sake of humanity but for Mundus not being deemed good enough ruler>He fucks Eva, sires Vergil and Dante, and then fucks off because a being of his power cannot love a mere human I hate this. I REALLY hate this.
>>738740036If it’s not in the games, it doesn’t count.
Beg for forgiveness
>>738721864This reminds me of when I found out about the "Memes are the DNA of the soul" line or whatever was real in Metal Gear Rising. Like I never played it and never pretended to play it, but my friend wanted to show off the game to me and hearing the line stunned me because I thought there was no way that was real because it sounded like a shitpost.
>>738737802>Expecting something from a Netflix animeThere's your first mistake
>>738740959>Local anon discovers what memes actually are
>>738740395at this point i'm 92% sure they'll make sparda the main villain later, maybe in season 4
>Vergil goes on a rampage killing a bunch of no name DARKCOM soldiers while "Bodies" by Drowning Pool plays in the backgroundyou can't make this shit up LMAO
>>738741226They off-handedly mention Fortuna and end S2 with Shall Never Surrender.
>>738740395This is so fucking bad.
Hadangeki
Just gonna leave this here.
>>738742042no that was shit too, kill yourself
>>738720778I'm a DMC fan with morbid curiosities.
>>738732385>BANG
>>738742042QUE TE JODAN!
>>738742112Kill me yourself, coward.
>>738713882im team cancellation
>>738742386> BANG
>>738742042>le previous piece of dogshit becomes magically not dogshit once a slightly bigger turd drops nearby memesurprised how many simpletons actually think this way
i thank all of the fuckers in this thread who took a bullet to watch this. very entertaining thread
>>738742042Haha, so true king. Btw, what's the "Vergil Shooting a Pregnant Woman With a Sniper Rifle" status of this game again?
>>738741395>They off-handedly mention Fortuna and end S2 with Shall Never Surrender."using" dmc4 plot as a hook to make sparda as a villain might work actually
