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>PC Gamer is based now
Wtf
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>>738716780
>a non-game gets a 7.4/10
>"""based"""
You're a fucking retard.
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>>738716780
7.4 is still too high for something that doesn't have real gameplay.
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if you're gay enough to want to "play" this just watch a playthrough on pootube, same experience.
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>>738716974
Anything below 8 is considered trash
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i give this game a 0/10
how based am i?
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>>738716780
Did they forget to pay them money or something?
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>>738716780
Guess AP didn't pay them enough
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>>738716780
THEY HIRED THE CHUD
FAGGOT B T F O
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>>738717016
extremely
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>>738717039
You don't need to pay people to shill woke slop anymore. If you don't, your sheboon/pinkhair boss will fire you.
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>>738717120
this only happens in your head.
take meds
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>>738716780
>74
Still too high
Also, it's not a game
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>>738716974
>no real gameplay
explain the Last of Us getting GOTY
gamers don't really like videogames, they just want to watch a movie and larp like they are gaming while the "game" in question is a glorified movie. Those fags they call themselves "gamers" now are only larpers who want to ride the bandwagon just like they did in Resident Evil Requiem/9 with people worshipping a game they haven't played of a franchise they never played
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>>738716780
>something that might as well be a "click to see next slide" interactive movie
>gets 7.4 out of 10 in a game magazine
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>>738717165
It happened to me this morning
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>>738717396
Were you under the impression GOTY was done by popular vote? It's just a bunch of industry shills jerking each other off, same as any other industry award like the Oscars.
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>>738716780
they obviously didn't get paid enough for a 10, but at least something so they gave it the least agitating number, a 7/10 or so
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>>738716780
It upsets me that the main character wears the koss portapros backwards. What the fuck were they thinking?
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Who the fuck cares about game critic reviews?
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>>738717759
Journalists are the only way we know if a game is good or bad.
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1. The "review system" where anything below 8/10 is considered a bad score has been LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG overdue for an overhaul.
2. Mixtape is a 0/10 game. It should not be reviewed as a game, it should be reviewed as a movie and we should once again spark debate about what exactly a game is because this is a new low. I've played "walking simulators" that were much more interactive and felt more "gamey" than Mixtape.
3. Annapurna is Ellison-owned and that alone should be frowned upon for a number of reasons.

>>738717759
Because unfortunately they still have too much power in the industry.
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>>738716780
no it isn't. pc gamer is full of retarded faggot, and mixedtape is a child pornography game.
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>>738717903
>mixedtape is a child pornography game.
Based. Can't wait for the introductionary offer sale to be over so I can buy it at FULL PRICE!
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>>738717759
normalfags are easily duped by people taking a confident, authoritative stance, basically just going "ooh, he big and smart, me listen to him" like monkeys
it's especially helped when they were already primed for the concept of a reviewer in the form of food, art and film critics
the whole concept of a review for wholly subjective experiences is completely ridiculous, but at this point it's been accepted as normal, and little ranks above social conformity in their minds
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>>738717396
I hate TLOU so much, but that game 100% has gameplay lmao.
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>>738717517
Game awards are way worse than the oscars, fucked as that is. The voting membership of the Academy is a pretty select group of fuckheads, but they have some pretty wild opinions about the shit that comes up. Some of them even refuse to watch contenders because they see them and go "the fuck is this shit, who paid for this to be here."
Voting membership of TGA is literally game journos and other media outlets and advocacy groups. As shit as the academy awards/oscars are, TGAs are even more of a joke than that.
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>>738717396
Shut the fuck up you retarded nigger. Last of Us has plenty of cutscenes but it is obviously a game. How fucking dumb are you? Go watch a playthrough.

Mixtape has literally 0 gameplay. It has a few QTEs that even if you do not press a button nothing happens and the game continues. It has a few interactive scenes that simply wait for you to do something. Last of Us, ya know, you fight bad guys and they shoot you and you shoot them and you pick up bullets and shit. Like a VIDEO GAME.
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>>738716780
>7/10 for a animated movie that plays itself
VIDEO GAMES YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
VIDEO
FUCKING
GAMES
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>>738716780
>doesn't need player input
>therefore it's barely a game
>7/10
gatekeeping should have never ended
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>>738721151
Damn. Anon got a stray right in the jimmies I guess.
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>>738716780
I guess Israel forgot to bribe them.
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It's over.
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>>738716780
I'm honestly disappointed that /v/ of all places thinks like this when there's Virtual Novel threads with 500 replies every week
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>>738717396
>explain the Last of Us getting GOTY
the last of us at least has enough gameplay to be considered a game. it has combat and fail states.

in this game you basically just see shit happening and it has been proven that in a lot of sections you could not press a single button and the game would progress normally.
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>>738717396
While TLOU 2 was the most forced uponed shit ever, at least it was a game. Mixtape is not.
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>>738721396
oh mackel
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>>738716780
>still gave it a 74
Based on what?
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>>738717120
>woke slop
>funded by Trump's Goebbels
You voted for this.
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>>738716780
They still gave it a 74 which is more than it deserves
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>>738716780
>non-game
>getting anything other than 0/10
Based retard.
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>>738721407
VNs have more story and gameplay than this slop
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>>738716780
>every character has that tired dull eyed face thing going on
what's this phenomenon called and why is it a thing? it was in that arcane series on every character as well
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>>738721151
>go watch a playthrough
kek
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>>738721396
>liked his own post
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>>738716780
then it should be what? a movie? that industry has been in freefall after avengers endgame
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>>738721754
It's apeing on the Spiderverse animation style.
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>>738716780
Snoygger moviegames have more gameplay than this
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>>738717396
The people playing them games aren't the same people giving them goty awards, retard-kun.
Yurinalists have completely different taste than actual people who play vidya, if you ever took their opinion seriously on anything you'd be playing garbage games panned by the public but praised by the yournos.
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>>738717396
>gamers
"gamers" are not a monolith
I'm so fucking tired of casuals, posers, and outsiders flooding this hobby and diluting it for 30 years straight
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>>738721591
In the old system it went something like
>0/10 did not function at all
>1/10 launches with severe, showstopping bugs, cannot be played to completion
>2/10 severe technical issues make it difficult but not impossible to play the complete game
>3/10 major technical problems and fundamental design flaws but otherwise a functioning game. This is the minimum score a game that can be reliably completed receives
>4/10 above, with signs a dev attempted to fix
>5/10 a massively flawed game that has at least one redeeming quality
>6/10 a massively flawed game with more than one redeeming quality
>7/10 the bare minimum standard for commercial release, this is a game with significant issues but critical appeal that is recommendable with caveats
>8/10 a polished and enjoyable example, good to great in its genre
>9/10 an instant classic that can be recommended even to people who are't familiar with the genre
>10/10 an example by which all other games will be judged
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>>738717759
Normies and retards.
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>I'm actually not super into music tehee
>Blood feuds with the MC for the rest of the game

Jenny literally did nothing wrong. Why are women so fucking retarded?
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>>738723561
In the new
>0/10 Game has 10 white people in it
>1/10 Game has 9 white people in it
>2/10 Game has 8 white people in it
>4/10 Game has 6 white people in it
>5/10 Game has 5-1 white people in it
>6/10 Game has 0 white people in it
>7/10 Game has a nigger MC
>8/10 Game has a nigger MC, white female love interest
>9/10 Game has a nigger MC, transgender love interest, no gameplay
>10/10 Game plays itself
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>>738716780
>This isn't a video game
>74

Huh?
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>>738723561
It's much more simple than that.
>0: Does not work
>1~3: Bad game
>4~6: Average game
>7~9: Good game
>10: Perfect game
With every tier of bad to good with 3 numbers to separate between the ones that are worse or better than the others within that same category.
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>>738717854
I generally hate the whole "Movie game" arguement but ya I agree with you on this one. Its an interactive film not a game. It isn't even a good film at that. There's no character progression. The MC is a pretentious awful loser.
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>>738721287
>Say something objectively retarded
>Have the IQ of a subhuman brown indian
>LOL I WAS JUST PRETENDING
Why are you brownoids like this?
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This game is like the modern FMV game, only even old FMV games in the past have more gameplay than this.
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Movie games will continue to dominate for as long as you refuse to even so much as address the normalfaggot question (They outnumber you 1000:1, they hate playing real games, capitalism dicatates that they need to be brought under the gaming consumer base at any cost)
This didn't happen yesterday. You let it slide for decades. It will keep getting worse until the entire steam catalog is nothing but mobile slop
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>>738725779
They really actually didn't.
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>>738717396
>explain the Last of Us getting GOTY
Industry pushes movie games, journos love movie games because it makes them feel like their finally reviewing movies and the brainless consumer consumes because their the things they are exposed to the most due to marketing. Goty being just one of the bigger adverts.
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>>738717092
probably not even a chud, wokeslop can't even be stomached by it's indended reddit audience, the ultimate liberal paradox, decimate one medium, move to next medium
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>>738716974
Western game journos pad their scores, so you need to knock off 5 points and use the remainder for a 5 point scale to glean what the reviewers actually rate the game. 7.4/10 becomes 2.4/5, or 4.8 out of 10, which is fair for a non-game.
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>>738716974
gameplay is the aspect journalists care about the least.
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>>738721396
I can't believe this retard who started out by seething about cyberpunk in every single thread on /v/ has any following or popularity at all



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