>The truth was a burning green crack through my brain. The itchy promotional T-shirt that hadn't been washed yet. A controller that wasn't even turned on. The paranoid feeling that my relevant years were decades behind me.>I was in a shill post. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
>>738725960IT'S PAYNE
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>>738725960Can't wait to have Max Payne himself tell me to get the next Hantavirus vaccine or someshit
>>738725960Did you come up with that yourself or did you get some PAYNE that's downstairs to come up with it?Don't answer that
>>738725960Huh it really is an unc game
The game is 3 hours long, did he put on the T-shirt before playing a game for the first time?
>>738725960I will never understand the cult of personality around this guy. It's like the same thing as the 37-year-old Mexican who looks like a 50-year-old Leon, it's abstract humor that goes too far into the absurd for me.
Yeah this is 100% an industry plant. What the fuck.This is the hill journos wanna further die on I guess.
>>738725960Someone please do the vocaroo impression of this post, thanks in advance
Sam Lake games are all dogshit and his writing is pure pseud garbage. Can't believe his studio hasn't gone under yet.
>>738725960noice post
>>738726897well tbf i don't think the 37 yo mexican guy made max payne
>>738725960Cashing out
>>738728804Are you implying that Max Payne is actually some kind of revolutionary influential title? The closest gaming analog to Sam is Kojima in that their entire brand is a smirk and huffing their own farts, but at least Kojima's farts smell like seeing the future.
>>738725960>It's a total gem I'm having a blast y'all!!
>>738726302>>738727613Slit your fucking wrists faggots you will all die like all the revolting troons at remedy
>>738729518Max Payne is one of those things where people act like it's supposed to be some kind of semi-important classic, but it's actually completely mediocre and lacking in merit and just pandered to what people thought was cool/deep at the time with the bullet time dodging and noir dumps.
>>738726897He's literally the only celeb in Finland, he's all they talk about 24/7
>>738730148hey, they also have ville valo. as well as, uhh….
>>738725960You know it's a good Paynepost when your brain actually reads it in his voice
>>738726339Yes it's called advertising. >>738725960Maybe they should have spent some of that Payne payola on making a game that's not lame, and gay.
>>738730148what about marko? is marko finnish?
