I wasted my teen years...

Yeah, a blast of SHIT from my ASSSSS

this is pretty chill and relatable! like something i might do in moms car if shed let me haha!

>>738729571
Dam nigga, you understand
I was wondering what made me feel so uncomfortable and tragic
These retards are aggressive pill popping insecure retards who fantasize about being cute quirk chungeses instead of degenerate retarded gobby people

Damn the 90s were kino...

>>738728570
>DO YOU REMEMBER HOW PEOPLE USED TO LISTEN TO MUSIC IN THEIR CARS?
Do millennials really?

>>738729804
The 90's were nothing like this.
This is the modern interpretation of what Zoomers think the 90's way like.

I remember bopping to What is Love in my friend's car during HS. God how I miss those times.

I was dying of cringe the entire time I watched a streamer play this game. It hurts so bad. I can tell the writer was a spoiled brat.

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>>738728570
>Millennial humor

they could have at least made a reference to the haddaway snl skit

>>738728570
The 90s were like 40 years ago. I think it's high time we move on folks @millenials

This is for women. It's like seething at a tampons ad.

>>738729932
A bunch of nepo champagne lumpenproles made this game, and it shows. Their nostalgia/anemoia is for quirk chungus teen years and still being a rebel instead of a cog in the neoliberal machine. My nostalgia/anemoia is for a nearly all-white country without welfare fraud and faggots to still be in the closet.

Post the ending "fight."

>>738729932
E;R's stream last night was palatable only because of the TTS.

>>738730128
>not even 5k players on Steam
it's for no one

>>738729889
I like how one anon put it
>it's an early 2010s tumblr rendition of a Gen Xers coming of age story that's meant to appeal to Millennials

>>738728570
From what i understood from this game is that, millennials did whatever fuck they wanted and all of them were entitled pieces of shit.
Which is, well true. Compare to zoomers or Gen X, millennials are on another level of entitlement and they single-handedly caused zoomers to become the most autistic, anti-social people.

>>738728570
Man, I despise these visuals.
Spiderverse and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. It became so popular among '''soulful''' animated movie/3D games for some reason, it pisses me off whenever I see it.

>>738730231
>xcuck parents put zoomers in front of a screen their entire childhood
>m-m-millennials did this!!
Broccoliheads have the most surreal victim complex. Glad Gen A is already making you irrelevant.

Anybody else notice the insane astroturfing? Not one announcement, trailer, anything. A few days ago all of the sudden Youtubers in my feed are talking about some hypercringe not-even-a-walking-simulator that's inexplicably getting 10/10s from j*urnalists. Literally no idea this existed until it came out (of the closet). Not even an announcement on Steam.

>>738730386
It all goes back to Boomers being the first generation to sacrifice the future generations for their own immediate comfort and diminishing returns.

>>738729932
> I can tell the writer was a spoiled brat.
The game was made by the daughter of the fifth richest man on the planet, I'm not even joking

>>738730483
Same. I find it quite suspicious, have no idea why it became so popular.
Smells like artificial shilling to me

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>>738728570
what were your carjams?
for me it was keasby nights

>>738730386
You do realize that millenials are the reason why games turned into woketrash from 2015 to 2025, right? and thanks to zoomers it's coming to the end.
We saved your asses.

>fucking 90s of all decades as something to be nostalgic for
this was the age of peak golemancy

>>738730231
Your generation is known as the generation of professional victimhood for a reason.

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>>738730797
You're a funny little guy.

>>738728570
>from the developers who read some quirkslop internet comics about the 90s

>>738730483
They sent out care packages to reviewers.

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>>738728570
why is she sitting backwards like this and why is the other one wearing headphones

>>738730797
There's something genuinely strange about zoomies having this tribal obsession with generations. Is it because their entire identity is inherited from millennials and they have to pretend to be different somehow?

"you're not the target audience" unironically applies to this game
if you were some weirdo shut-in who didn't do shit during high school or college then no shit this game doesn't appeal to you
also it's for women

>>738729932
studio lead is daughter of fucking Oracle CEO

>>738731098
it's quirk chungus

>>738731032
Probably a few bribes. The nepo in charge of this is the daughter of a billionaire; what's a few hundered thousand dollars to them?

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>>738730231
>From what i understood from this game is that, millennials did whatever fuck they wanted
and it was beautiful

>>738731338
A lot of it was the internet not being omnipresent, towns/suburbs being safe and homogenous (funny how those two go hand in hand) and no faggotry in everyday life, but I'm sure the devs are incapable of drawing such conclusions.

>>738730797
Just name one based zoomer game director. I'll wait.
>inb4 Toby fox

>>738728570
A blast of diarreah lmao

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>>738730797
>games turned into woketrash from 2015 to 2025
Sounds like a problem for retards buying AAA games and obsessing about social media. Couldn't be me.

>>738730231
>and they single-handedly caused zoomers to become the most autistic, anti-social people.
Gen X are generally the parents of zoomers, not millenials.

>>738728570
This is what someone who has never had friends thinks friends do when they're together.

>>738731215
I had friends, a gf and did things like listen to music with them and ride shopping carts downhill and run from the cops. It was cringe, age appropriate but not something worth ruminating about. Remember shitting in your diapers and mommy cleaning it up? Oh man I wish I could go back I once peed in her face LMAO if someone turned it into a movie it would be so epic.

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>>738728570
>mfw I'm roadtripping with my racially ambiguous friends

>>738731549
Toby Fox is 34, he's a millenial

>>738731298
>The nepo in charge of this is the daughter of a billionaire
>>738730601
>The game was made by the daughter of the fifth richest man on the planet
I hate billionaires as much as the next guy, but somehow I find it cool that some random kid with a bunch of money could just make any game they want hypothetically, clearly the game is high quality and effort animation wise, but I dont care about that, never have in any medium, the core experience needs to be good and...its not.

>>738730151
How old are you 160?

There's more of you retards crying about this game than people playing it.

>>738730851
also apparently the peak of crime but nobody talks about that for some reason.

>>738730797
You faggots have an absolute mental breakdown is there is a 3 year age gap in a relationship, eat shit

>>738728570
This is the game equivalent of jangling keys, is this for retarded people?

>>738730851
90s and early 2000s seems like the last big wave of human creativity because ever since then its been remaking and nostalgia baiting over the past forever and ever.
Current shit with AI is more acceleration to a currently dead culture that cannot create but reiterate

>>738728570
This is just that Mario 64 webm.

>>738728570
I saw this movie on youtube. Wish I lived in a neighborhood that didn't have to worry about gangs and drugs. That abandoned house they hung out in would of been a drug den where I grew up

>>738730797
you don't actually believe, you're just parroting a meme from a thumbnail of a youtube video.
90% of the time the games you're complaining about were probably made by Gen X.

>>738732230
By the mid 00s corporations completed their stranglehold on mainstream media forms and the internet dissolved subcultures into tiny specks without influence whatsoever.

I don't understand a bunch of millennial folks who didn't do remotely any of these things back in the 90s.

I did a whole bunch of this shit back in the 90s in Long Island.
Except for those fancy skateboards, didn't have the money for that.

>>738731224
>>738730601
Stop repeating this you fucking morons. If you're going to criticize this piece of shit, be accurate. The Oracle CEO's daughter owns the PUBLISHER, who clearly bought all these reviews off. The DEVELOPER is a cringe nostalgia-bait musician named Johnny Galvatron, and shallow nostalgia-bait has been his schtick for his entire career. It was not made by zoomers who are imagining the 90s either, the dude is Gen X and old as fuck. Be more accurate in your shitting on this game, so shills can't easily dismiss it as uninformed.

>>738730231
>they single-handedly caused zoomers to become the most autistic, anti-social people
facebook was made by a genx jew and tiktok by chinks

>>738731707
That's why I'm waiting. He's the youngest dev I know off who made something polarizing but even that, it wasn't anything based and he's still a millenial. Also, copied Earthbound but Zoomers won't know about it.

>>738732735
Thank you for correcting the record, I almost believed misinformation.

some of you guys have lived very boring lives during the 90s if you didn't do any of this stuff as a teen.

>>738728570
this is fucking embarrassing lmfao.

>>738730797
Millennials don't understand in what world we were raised in.
>anti-men
>anti-white
>stupidly pro-woman
Millennials used to do all kinds of hooligan shit, and no one batted an eye. It used to be normal. People used to do Nazi shit in schools, ffs.
Meanwhile, we had zero freedom. Nazi shit my ass. I called my classmate a dirty slut, and it turned into a humiliation ritual for both me and my parents. My mother apologized like a hundred times to an actual slut and her parents. That gave me a terrible ptsd.
I won’t even talk about college and job opportunities, because they’re pretty much non-existent. Then gen x and millennials act like this isn't their fault.
>back in the 90s we did all of this shit broooo, we were soooo freee.
cool, thanks for telling us what you took away from us. more reason to hate you.

>>738733074
(You)

>>738733074
Like what stuff?

engaging the core audience

>>738728570
I won't be playing this to confirm my assumptions, but it appears to be a shitty music video being dishonestly sold as a videogame

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>>738728570
The
>If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning
Generation

>all this dogpilling on some innocent indie game for daring to have good review scores
castrate all gamers

>>738733120
>Act like an anti social retard
>Face consequences of action
I bet you say you want to live in a high trust society too lol

>>738733074
That's as retarded as obese black women and trannies wanting to be SEEN by having obese black characters in video games and tv shows. If you give a fuck about this stuff being relatable or a video game character having the same haircut as you then you are a retarded faggot please kill yourself.

>>738730483
It's literally made by some rich Israelis

>>738733176
smoke, skate, TP a house (well not really that sounds far-fetched), tongue punch a girl's fartbox

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>>738733120
>That gave me a terrible ptsd.
That's funny as hell. I'm glad gen x and millenials could come together to raise zoomers wrong as a joke.

Mixtape is a stereotype of the 90s, just like all those games/movies/shows you see that are nostalgic about the 80s.

lot of fiction shit goin on.

All this nepobaby and rich people money and they couldn't get ONE David Bowie song? Really? I know the protagonist is a hipster who shits on things like Green Day but you're telling me she doesn't like Bowie?

>wireless headphones
>in the '90s
very nostalgic

>>738733120
>That gave me a terrible ptsd.
lmfao

>>738733859
I had some. The antenna was enormous and it had a fuck hige transmitter/receiver that you had to power.

>>738730601
everything makes sense. even the obvious shill campaign.

thanks astroturf 33 for showing rich people they can just pay people to pretend to like their shit.

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>>738728570
The worst thing about this game is that it's going to make people think a band like Silverchair is lame.

>>738733120
I kind of understand. In no world did we imagine that some words could get us in trouble. Back then, you had to smoke weed or sell alcohol to minors to actually get in trouble. Nowadays, saying the wrong words can ruin your life, fucked up desu.

Welp, the reception to Mixtape here has convinced me to never become rich and make my passion project videogame.

Clearly that was just a lie people tell one another here.

>>738733928
Same. They also weighed a ton (batteries) and had background noise, it probably rawdogged the analog signal. It was a shitty gimmick.

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>>738734123
if your passion project was gonna be a 90s nostalgiabait movie with shitty humor then good, glad you didn't waste your time dayo

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>>738728570
Why don't cars have that ceiling light anymore? It was practical.

>>738730203
link?

>riding skateboards on a dirt track
The roasties who made this garbage have never seen a skateboard in person.

>>738734337
right with left

>we committed crimes, did drugs, burnt shit and almost died, hahaha so nostalgic.
wtf?

>>738734337
Yes making a game with a pedo bait loli companion is weirder than two teenagers kissing.
The fact that weebs can't tell this shows how mentally unwell they are

>>738734506
>Dude I spent my teenage years shitposting online and watching streamers, so nostalgic hahaha

>>738734337
I don't get it, you didn't find the tonguing action in Mixtape to be funny?

It reminds me of Ren and Stimpy.

>>738734564
>projecting

>>738728570
All of the gameplay I've seen of this is the equivalent of either a virtual fidget toy or a windows screensaver.

>>738734506
i did all of those things desu

>>738730151
Are you retarded? It's clearly made by people who never took part in anything. It comes across as it's made by and for the kind of socially awkward, ugly girls who not even the nerdy guys liked, and who basically created their own fantasy of what it was like from saccharine YA fiction.

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>>738734506
I just smashed windows and shoplifted

>>738734564
>Dude I spent my teenage years shitposting online and watching streamers
That's a pure millennial thing. Twitter is just millennials arguing with other millennials all day.
zoomers doomscroll the whole day.

Kids (1996) is the real 90's experience.

>>738735097
Trainspotting but American?

>>738728570
Why are niggers hating this game so much?

>>738734337
These retarded niggers are trying so hard to be victims
Just kill yourself you worthless nigger

>>738736062
Mixtape set the western industry back by another 5 years

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>>738734337
It's the leftoid/troon way
>all you do no matter how harmless, is wrong!
>All we do no matter how unhinged is good

>>738735658
Long story short: it sucks

I like how this "coming of age" fantasy (life is strange, IT, stranger things, etc) are ALWAYYYS set in nicest fucking place on earth, a small cozy american suburban (as in there's no bad neiborhoods of nothing, just abondendoned :) buildings and nicest fucking suburbs ever) town in some forest.

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>>738738016
oh fucking steaven universe is also exactly like this lol .These people I swear.
Happy happy happy~ TU TU TU TU~ HAPPYHAPPYHAPPY~ FEEL NO BAD HAPPY HAPPY FEEL NO BAD THOUGH HAPPYHAPPY , always set in a sunny town happy-happy cereal TU TU TU TU, happyhappyhappy in a suburban town where no protests happen happyhappyhappy! Happyhappyhappyhappy!

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>>738728570
Haven't "played" this "game" but just looking at it I can tell all the characters are insufferable pricks I wouldn't actually want to be friends with if they existed IRL.

>>738730231
>millennials did whatever fuck they wanted
We did, we also got the shit beat out of us when we got caught

>>738731704
I prefer road trips with my unambiguously racist friends where we listen to racist songs and sing along

>>738738016
>>738738335
and the very same people eating this 90s nostalgia slop will say that nobody in the 50s was happy and that everybody was on quaaludes and miserable.
Just keep watching stranger things™ and don't think whatsoever

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>>738728720
Same bro. Wasted so much time on mindless entertainment instead of hanging out with friends. All because traveling to meet up seemed like a hassle we needed to plan in advance.
And then I lost touch with my old friends like an idiot even though we had the internet. All because I had it in my head that moving on was what you were supposed to do.

Don't be like me kids. Hold onto every friend you make because making friends from scratch as an adult is fucking impossible.

>>738738491
>my unambiguously racist friends where we listen to racist songs and sing along
zased

>>738730797
What the fuck did I do
All I did this past decade is avoid wokeslop and pirate old PC games and emulation
If you're not retromaxxing you're a miserable lazy attention seeking fag that can't help but consume normalfag shit

>>738734558
>a child being a child is pedophilia but two underage teens locking tongues in 4k high definition is "art."
Make it make sense

>>738728570
yaaas im having such a BLAST with this gameee! Mixtape is so good deffo a 10/10
<remove this part from the message>

>>738728570
>>738728720
i wasted my formative years playing video games alone in the dark

>>738739402
Once you realize the accusation is projection it will make a lot more sense

>>738739402
>a robot that is designed to look like a little girl for no reason, who walks around barefoot the entire game
>the devs also advertised the game using pedo dog whistles (the uooo shit)
uh huh. You're not fooling anyone by pretending to be naive, pedo.

Also teens kiss irl. You are the weirdo for thinking that's weird.

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Sooooo why isnt this gaem "pedobait"

>>738739552
>Once you realize the accusation is projection it will make a lot more sense
>making a game with a pedo bait loli companion is weirder than two teenagers kissing
You first pedo

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>>738739573
Neither are pedo, and the real pedos are getting away with it while we're made to bicker about harmless videogames.

>>738738491
peak male friendship was trading slurs with your variously melanated friends who were all unafraid of being racist.

>>738739760
>depicting two teenagers kissing (not even in a sexual manner at that) is "pedobait"
nobody thinks this, retard. Except pragmatapedos I guess

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>>738738016
It's because they're meant to be idealized versions of a non-existent childhood packaged to serve as a marketable product to consume. Showing an unpleasant or otherwise not immaculate pretty pretty image of childhood could alienate potential audiences and that's bad for business. Thus you get shit like this.

>>738729932
It's just someone who never had friends projecting what they think "hanging out" is bunch of whimsical bullshit from a media obsessed shut in

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>>738728570
I don't get it, I'm old enough to remember Mahoyo coming out on 4chan and we still have roadtrips with friends despite us being in our mid 30s. We still go out, sleep over, sauna, swim, smoke weed and get wasted while enjoying time grilling and fishing

There's nothing stopping you from doing this right now

>>738734123
People would be okay with the game if it wasn't obviously massively shilled by the media it comes off as completely inauthentic

>>738728720
>>738738905
>>738739532
whats stopping you from doing those things now?

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>>738728570
nice leftytroon "game" you got there

>>738730231
Only the upper middle class ones. The ones who actually bullied people for being poor, gay, retarded, etc. the same failures that try to push this stuff out of a sense of guilt more than anything else

>>738740801
why do you think about trannies so often?

>>738728720
Not me I found gaming bros and all we did was eat pizza and play videogames. I wasnt interested in driving around in cars and acting like retarded teens in public

>>738740683
I have no idea how to make friends as an adult.
It was easy in school, you were surrounded by people your own age and forced to interact. With shared life experiences and a guarantee they were gonna be around for years to come.

>>738741053
>Why do you think about the people invading your spaces and forcing said spaces to comply with them and their delusions so much, you fucking bigot?!

the more you all post about this glorified animated movie that couldn't hack it in Hollywood and got repurposed for the industry with negative standards the more you're actually doing the game reviewers' jobs for them in astroturfing it

I have never seen anyone better at making sure everyone knows about objective dogshit videogames that don't deserve a spotlight and making sure they keep that spotlight than /v/

Women will never be human.
t. women observer

>>738731529
>safe and homogenous (funny how those two go hand in hand)
Safe and White, retard. I guarantee you you'd stay far away from a homogenous black neighborhood.

>>738741693
no one is buying this 3 hour slop because people are laughing about it here

>>738729804
They weren't. It was kinda meh aKsHuAlLy.

>>738729889
>>738729924
CAR RIDES IN THE 90'S WERE FUCKING BORING, ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS FULL OF SHIT.

Radios and TVs in cars were a desperate means of not dying of boredom.

>u will never get to enjoy the internet as mostly white, sometimes asian ever again

>>738734558
>>738739573
I legitimately cannot wait for the day when we get to just exterminate you. The day we get to hunt you down and spoil your blood in the streets should be a holiday.

>>738742285
there shouldn't even be constant threads about this trash but "new thing" gets a spam grace period and there's nothing else for shitposters to latch onto as hard right now

>>738730797
You are a literal slave

>>738739806
Nose checks out

>>738740683
I'm not trans

>>738742626
>pedo is violent and wishes to kill people, just like his idol Jeffrey Epstein
yup

>>738728720
Same, but it sure as shit wasn't my fault.
I've never even had friends since everyone was too busy spitting on me for comitting the social faux pas of existing.

>>738730231
I'm not entitled, I'm a loser. Sorry? Guess I'm going to get lynched by brownoid children of zoomers in 20 years.

>>738728720
THATS what this game made you think? You are pathetic.

>>738731124
>You care about this
>Sites this

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>>738730797
lol

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>this is the new shilled slop

>>738743560
Life is strange did that 10 years ago, this is just the final curbstomp

>>738743635
I'm a zoomer and I don't know 90% of shit shown there.
Too young for that mate.

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crazy to think that a marketing dude is paid to shill games on this cesspool

>>738730483
At least the Blue Prince guy genuinely wanted to make a video game

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>>738728570
fuck you, retard. fuck your cucklennial ass faggot movie “game”

>>738740358
there's 4chan losers, and then there's LOSERS who have never made a friend in their lives and have genuine disablements that prevent them from ever having a normal interaction with another human being