>friendly looking npc can attack the player
>>738742473That's me wageslaving.
Dogs are like girls, they are cutest when they are a little retarded
I love dogs
>Have to watch as your party member romances the best girl in the game.
>guy you killed comes back for revenge
Games where you can work with pets in interesting and innovative ways?
>>738743506why not just kill them before trapping them?why make them suffer
>>738742473>game has side content
>NPC pathing is broken
>>738742473im sorry to be a mobilefag by why do webms not work anymore?
>>738743621That's a big fucking spider man, wtf.
>>738743687most sea creatures dont have the level of sentience required to suffer
>>738743687Never buy sea shit if it is dead. Joking, I know you will never cook.
>>738743687the chinese believe suffering is tasty
>game allows you to automate monotonous tasks
>>738743830Nigga I know you don't buy live fish, shut your bitch ass up
>4CHADimalsYou will always be welcome here.
>game allows you to make enemies hostile to each other.
STOP POSTING GORE
>>738742473>npc can attack the camera even though you're third person
>>738743885Maybe in your third world shithole.
>Character's weight affects movement
>>738743564>Identifies as a dogPfff
>>738743934America is the bestest more first world country out there though.
>>738743923Has this ever been a thing?
>>738743621>>738743771>>738743904fuck you for abusing animals
>>738743687It's fresh.
>>738743506I'm not a crab eater but isn't this the best kind of crab you could ever hope to buy? Since crab and lobster seem to be best cooked while alive or shortly after death.
>>738743564ai slop
>>738743506They look delicious howeverbeit
>Escort mission>NPC's movement speed is slightly off from your
>>738744237whats with that weird looking chicken
>>738743825>Humanity isnt able to define consciousness objectively>But these things surely arent conscious enough to feel pain in meaningful wayYeah sure
>>738743885Have you never gone to your local fish market and seen the guy kill the fish in front of you?
>>738742473Cute and retarded
>>738744076>best cooked while aliveboil a lobster while its alive and you'll be getting third degree burns from it thrashing in the pot. You are supposed to kill them first but cook ASAP
>>738743506>Sea roachesNope
>>738743971irl spheal
>>738744048Where's the abuse?
>>738744316absolutely retarded comparison
>>738743687crustacean meat goes bad very very rapidly once they're dead, it has to either be cooked/frozen and stored or kept alive until moments before cookingwhile crustaceans probably experience nociception (the most basic definition of pain) it's also quite likely that their brains are not complex enough to respond through anything but mechanical, robotic reaction; obviously it's hard for us to tell given their lack of external cues, but it is extremely unlikely that they possess any complex emotionsthere's the odd exception here and there with shrimp, but crabs are quite low intelligence and do not even have brains; they possess a decent memory (for lacking a brain) but that's about it
>>738743564It just makes me sad someone was crushed into pretending to be a morbidly obese dog.
>>738744473Why?
>>738744378Not if you put a lid over the pot anon
>>738743838Cute. Likely fake af, but still cute.
>>738744538I guess I'm just more upset at them keeping them stored in little plastic trays instead of some big aquarium or water tankSeems unnecessarily evil
>>738744685from the video, it looks like those are supposed to be kept at a temperature close to freezing so that they're alive but comatoseor they were meant to be dead but somebody fucked up, who knows
I remember that frog on a plate with its bottom half served as a dish.I remember the zombie meat escaping the plateI remember the mukbang bitch getting punished by octobroI remember that husky snapping that poodle's neck
>>738742872doesn't everyone?
>I choose girl characters...>... because they have better clothes options!
>>738742473I was expecting big dog to attack the small dog
My mom’s dog, which I trained as a puppy and bonded with a lot, died last week after basically being neglected. Only 9 years old. I miss him a lot.
>>738744948>My mom’s dog
>>738744813>ynr all shitbull rekt videos
>>738743506FEEL THE HATRED OF TEN THOUSAND YEARS
>>738744948I'm sorry for your loss anon, but at least he's in a better place now
>>738744816
>>738744048fucking retard
>>738744048Is using a crab as a grappling hook really abuse?
>>738744048shut the fuck up you crustacean bitch, get boiled
>>738744948>after basically being neglectedSorry for your loss.This shit drives me insane.My dog started crying one day and was immobilized for the entirety of that day. We discovered he has a back problem, and the vet said he should avoid putting undue pressure on his hind legs (i.e. climbing surfaces), but my mother doesn't do shit to prevent him from climbing on the sofa because "we gave him meds and he's not crying, so he's fine now, right?"It's like talking to a fucking 4chan user who thinks he knows better because doctors le bad who only want your money.
>>738744814HEE HA
>game just fucks your shit up
>The enemy is weak to poison
>>738744948I don't visit home very often aside from dropping off stuff. Without fail, the water bowl is ALWAYS empty. I don't know what the fuck these people are doing with three dogs and leaving them with no water for days on end until I show up. Know you're not the only one having to deal with retarded "owners".
>>738744616Because the experts said you're wrong! Take your COVID vaccine and shut up!
>>738746032what the fuck is that?
test
>>738746174kek what the hell that duck is eating like a complete spastic little fuck
>>738746296mustard gasvery deadly
>>738745969hell yea
>>738742473Moths in rain world : the watcher flying through the whole room to snag me away when there's lizards next to them lollygagging around their grubs.
>>738746296>what the fuck is that?Concentrated queef essence.
>>738746174birds are so fucking bad at eating man it pisses me off
>>738743838it's shopping for the vegetables he'll be cooked with
>>738745969Someone post that webm of the fat guy with the beard and long hair having his barber turn him into fat hitler. For some reason my file got corrupted.
>game has automatic lock-on
>game suddenly drops in quality
>class upgrade
>>738742473Why does the brown dog have a white puppy?
>>738743564Should have gone for the throat
>>738747128bro's dying inside
>rare event gathers crowds of people
>>738744814i dont like dogs
>>738747128kek I did not expect him to be such a fat fuck
>game has FOMO
>>738747434ni hao
>>738747213It was a slut for BWC
>>738747498nah, i just vastly prefer cats
>>738747449Neither did he, neither did he. I guarantee you he's never seen seen himself without the beard. He either got fat after growing the beard out or he's had that beard for so long he forgot.
>>738747497>the bowl drop
>>738743687pretty fish feel don't feel pain. they are literally so retarded that they are something in between a plant and a rat
>>738747608There's a big difference between preferring cats and disliking dogs. Nobody with a soul dislikes dogs. Besides shitbulls.
>>738744048That crab that got used as a grapple was blessed with righteous purpose by a higher being.
>>738744685given that they are visibly fucking up the packaging, I would assume that this is not the correct standard procedure for storing them
>>738747667>plant and a ratRats are highly intelligent tho?
>teammates are useless sacks of shits
>>738747802Holy shit
>>738746296Stinky tofu
>>738747802>Teammates actually work against you
>>738747802>filename
>enemies lose their aggro too quickly
>>738748587>Long live the King
>game has obstacle courses
>>738747050shit, hitting concrete from that height is like hitting lava
>>738747802>>738748587>election tourist thinking they're clever
>animal companions actually help you in combat
>>738743687asians believe suffering = better taste
>>738744048Crustacean spotted.Boil is prepared.
>>738744378retard never cooked a lobster but felt the need to comment on it
>>738749616dont they poop when they die?
>game features pop culture references
>obligatory fishing minigame
so much AI garbage posted lately
>>738743621>Eh, it's a living
>>738743506
>>738745834Hope your dog gets better anon, mine had something similar last year, just howled in pain out of nowhere while playing on his back, turns out he managed to hurt his hind leg muscles somehow. Same shit with not allowing him to jump and climb too much, though in our case it was laser muscle therapy instead of meds. Maybe try to ask your vet about that if it's in your price range, mine only needed ~5 visits and has been fine since
>npcs dont fly so good
>>738749756Wait so they really are faster than Coyote's?
>>738750163>Actual AI slop
>>738748935he was set up to fail
>enemy can aggro you from other rooms
>>738750240It's AI. Roadrunners can fly and it would have IRL if a coyote ever got that close.
>>738750397What a weird camel
>>738750397Thing is walking bulldozer and you let it in your house. Imagine the damage.
>>738745969Ready to conquer Eurasia
>>738747407ngl i'd line up to see swiggity swooty
>>738743998>>738744548>>738747276retards
>enemy AI is smarter than player
>>738746761I know, right?watching some parrot try to eat a nut or fruits and just seeing 90% of it fall all over the floor.It's genuinely amazing to me that they've managed to survive in the wild
>>738747128Lmao his face is fucking bleeding
>>738743506AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS
>>738743354Fucking Persona 3, I would've traded Yukari for Chidori in a heartbeat.
>>738743506>an ancient evil awakens
>>738744816damn wtf do dogs pass the mirror test? is this ai wtf?
>>738744538Another round of humans thinking "x doesn't feel pain" before getting btfo some years later for the amoral psychopaths they are
>gaming is healing
>>738751942Have you never had a dog before?
>>738751973needs a bigger dewlap
>>738744018Kane and lynch 2.the camera is basically a cameraman follow the MCs around, when the player character dies the camera roll onto the ground like if the cameraman got shot and in one cutscene, a chinese cops reach for the camera to grab it before it fade to black
>>738746434birds can't swallow, so he's doing that to get the food down his throat
>>738751973>>738752089UGHHH FLUFFIER
>>738746434https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JWfULMcFikI
>>738752070yes
>>738743687But chinks tend to be soulless bugs. Even animals give mercy killings before they eat them.
>>738744158Why would you think that's ai? I've seen crazier.
>>738750770look at the cows species. it's in india.i don't think i need to tell you more about it.
>>738750005I was never the same after that episode.
>>738751973fat fuck makes me sick
>>738752359>Even animals give mercy killings before they eat them.ENTER
>>738752359>Even animals give mercy killings before they eat them.lollmao even
>>738752449>738752449I mean the posters for fresh grbtlerreerd should be a dead giveaway.
>>738746296Cod liver oil, basically the fishiest smelling fish thing you can buy.
>>738746296>>738752973It's fermented tofu. Shit reeks like a dead body and raw sewage.
>>738751946nah, they legit don't. Crab rip their arms off as a defensive tactics against large predators, if they could feel pain they would never do that.
>>738752972That's not supposed to be English. Look at the owner who showed up.
>Npc can be turned into a loot farm
>>738753093Yeah, it's a white, western woman doing it at a gas station in Thailand or India, clearly. Also, look at the behavior of the hanging? posters? on the inside of the door. Maybe racked magazines. They react with inertia to bumping, but turn rigid when the door actually gets pushed backwards.
>>738752359not truethey will eat their prey alive
>random events still occur during missions
>>738743687Please go eat a huge tasty meal of dead crabs, lobster, maybe some dead clams to, go be really humane. You'll really enjoy it!
>>738753310That's more like it. Or else I'm going to start filming illegible signs and tell you everything is AI.
>>738753243This is cruel>>738753403This is funny
>>738743971GIWTWM
The only people in India I likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcfUdNfb808
>>738744816Honestly this should be studied. Clearly the dog is reacting positively to a change in its body, as a buck might take pride in its large antlers and understand it is the biggest and strongest in the herd.
>>738753789>This is cruelIt's in reverse you dingus
>>738753891Oh... I am the dingus
>>738744816Not only does that dog recognise itself, it wants to dress and appreciates beauty.That might be actual sapience.
>>738752449Look at the timer anon.
>>738753860most of these third world 'charity youtubers' are the ones doing the inflicting of wounds onto these dogs, usuallyyou fucking dipshit retard
i no longer feel like I can trust anything i see or hear on the internet and it causes me to disengage with everything hereeverything is fake. even the shit that isnt ai is staged or done over and over until they get it just right. fucking hate the internet now
>>738746171>One science is wrong so all science is wrongMidwit detected.
>game has sewer level
>game has unconventional body armor
>>738754060It's India anon, they don't have to go far to find some animal fucked up
I caught a rat the other day.
>>738752070I have and it never gave a shit about mirrors or gave any indication it recognized its own reflection.
>>738746032Why do they keep doing this to this guy?
>enemies can interrupt your healing
>>738753243I get that it's in reverse, but how did they all get stuck there in the first place?
>>738754440Was he cheesed to meet you?
>>738742872cute dog
>>738744048The bird and panda one are done entirely by themselves though.
>>738754683What the fuck is even the deal with this guy? He looks like he lives in an apartment yet there is a fucking cow here.
>>738744018I remember reading that they initially planned on Skate making Redda (the guy who acts as the camera and narrator) being an actual physical character that could wreck and get hit by cars and stuff but they scrapped it because it would be annoying as fuck to play like that.
>>738750063Unfortunately my dog's case is that of an invasive surgery that's too risky because both of his kidneys don't work properly anymore, and he's on the older side, so meds are the best option for him. It is what it is.
>>738744018bullet holes in the camera in conkers bfd?
>>738755065It is a mystery
>>738750294He's the horror game monster. He kills stuff.
>>738754480Just wait until you realize Cats and Dogs recognize phone cameras.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1asKDNnjZlc
>>738755065Everyone needs a cow in their life. They're as intelligent as dogs and are very affectionate.It's a shame they're so tasty.
>>73874744999% of men with big beards are trying to hide either a weak chin or a second chin.
>>738750467I fucking hate this timeline
>>738743885Dude."Filleting live fish" is, among all animals, almost COMMON.>Tank a fish, swimming>You order sushi>chef grabs a fish>slices the meat off of it>presents it to you on a plate within SECONDSDude.
>>738742473Papa dog always tickles me in this.>Damn. My son is dumb as fuck, was I that stupid?
>>738755601that's violentwe shouldn't hurt animals like that
>>738754683why does his male cow look female i thought they had huge horns
>>738754060Not even close to being true, but besides that, animals in india are constantly exposed to indians, which is a deadly bacteria.
>>738743687because suffering builds character and character develops taste
No wonder why people say geese are spooky
>>738751035theres no such thing as eurasia
>tranimals
>>738751946>TREES FEEL PAIN!I cannot believe you sit on benches made of wood!!!!YOU'REEVILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>738742473Lol the other dagut dusent to dk
>>738755890about 0.3 seconds on google and i got thishttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g9l74wvd7o
>game has a broken spammable attack
>>738755930It gets worse
>>738756014Just as a thought experiment out of my own curiosity; what would you say if I linked a single article to the opposite situation, an animal rescue shelter that has no evidence of wrongdoing, and presented it as a counter argument?
>>738755970>Go to my local home depot in hopes of finding one of these in good shape>they are all dried and dying
>>738744048you talking to god?
>>738743506>let me just eat this giant spider
>>738755938yeah it's myasia
>>738755930Geese are the niggers of the bird world. I grew up near a small lake and we got hundreds of them in the summer time.They shit everywhere, literally every fucking where. They're extremely aggressive and territorial so if you're walking within fucking 30 meters of one it charges at you screaming at the top of it's lungs and will nip your ankles until it forgets what it was doing or you kick it as hard as you possibly can.One year some hillbilly that lived in the neighborhood just started fucking killing them with a rifle and, although it was technically illegal, not one single person ratted him out when the cops came to investigate the noise/complaints.There was also another guy that would hit golfballs at the ones swimming on the lake and some of the locals went out and bought him multiple big buckets of golfballs for his birthday.
>>738747164>fine, just fuck me and get it over with
>>738747128
>>738750770Haven't you ever seen the bull in a china shop episode of Mythbusters?
>fantasy game>they just mix the animals
>>738755970carnivorous plants creep me the fuck out, not because I'm afraid of them or anything, but just knowing how they mechanically/chemically function is so alien it's kind of unsettling.
>>738745969For what purpose
>>738754838The fucker screeched at me as I got close, so probably not.
>>738756576>not one single person ratted him out>someone complained about the noisedoesn't check out
>>738756660i hate it.butterfly patterns creep me out
>>738744814I would but I hate dog people, most are fucking retarded. also find it disgusting when people let their dogs lick them knowing full well they cleaned their dick and balls minutes beforehand
>>738743621i'm sorry that you were born wrong
>>738757018I mean someone 2 miles away calling the cops because they heard 30+ gunshots isn't really surprising. Guns are insanely fucking loud
>>738747802
>>738757198Tegu are bros. Apparently they can feel the same level of affection as dogs.
>>738757028>find it disgusting when people let their dogs lick them knowing full well they cleaned their dick and balls minutes beforehandBut that's the best part
>>738746174I look like this and eat like this
>>738757018>>738757190The cops didn't see any of the dead geese?
>>738744814browns don't.
>>738744316You're welcome to wow the entire world by finding evidence crabs can feel pain. But you won't. Little bitch.
>character action game has a sidestep mechanic
needs a filename
>>738757198>>738757275I used to have a little tropical gecko in my room in Miami. He'd eat all the bugs that would have the misfortune of entering. Soemtimes I'd bring him mosquitos. Good times.>>738757590I'm brown and I love my dog. Stop being a bot.
>>738757718kino
>>738755657Should we suffocate them to death, instead?
>>738755930>No wonder why people say geese are spooky>>738756216>>738756576Hi, Fabio.
>>738757958I think your guinea pig has autism
>>738757958cute
>>738757578I was pretty young but I assume he took them to a landfill or something. We occasionally had people come and take one to feed dogs so it wasn't totally crazy that someone was killing them.It was funny to see someone just drive up and a goose would run up to attack him and he would just grab it by the neck and throw it in a truck
>>738748587>dog bred for hunting waterfowl doesn't want to get wetclassic
>>738744816slay queen
>>738743771Nigga is spamming roll button
>>738757198>Just got my Windows XP
>>738758159
>>738758253>Ripped off his arm and ate itAnother reason not to go to Florida.
>random encounters can instakill
>>738743564I used to be in some rimworld mod discord server and there was this fucker who "identified" himself with a dog constantly posting his disgusting screenshots where he made animals sentinel and made them fuck each other. When people called him out on being a sick freak the mods oddly enough took his side and banned anyone else who so much as made a peep. Good times.
>>738758328>the bug that checks out what the fuss is before backpedaling
>>738757958You posting "Shokugeki no Soma" ITT?
>game has a parry mechanic
>>738758378Whitoids man...
>>738758378You just know.
>>738758113I lived in Okinawa, Japan as a child.This.So much, this.I fully approve of geckos. Geckos are welcome into my community and home.Okinawa has active spiders, of all kinds, EVERYWHERE. CONSTANTLY. I endorse geckos 100%.
>>738747802Why do we do it?
>>738743912it's /an/ retards invading this board as usual. You can tell if its a genuine /v/nimal thread or these fuckers by the content. I dont know why these retards get off animal abuse
>>738758253>Hangin' out with your bros.>Dude flings a chicken out in the center of the party.>Waddle past your bro.>He bites your arm and starts rollin' 1080 degrees.>Severs your arm off like it was nothin'.>Look back at him.>"Dude, wtf?">Oh well.Lizards.
>>738745894based
>>738758527why was it necesary for predators like cats to develop this level of godlike reflexes evolutionarily?
>Game has a plot twist after visiting the final boss.
>>738757714>team mate keeps using photo mode in online
>>738757726>lvl 1 merchants fight each other
>>738758916well look at them, they live among sneks and moles
>>738758206>game has badly implemented stealth mechanics
>>738757198THERE GOES MY HERO
>>738743506am i weird for finding seaport extremely overrated? don't really see the point in cracking shells and peeling shrimp for 10 minutes just to get an ounce of meat. almost all salmon meat is riddled with worms too. a nice ribeye or even pulled pork sounds way more appetizing.
>>738758137Pige
>enemies can deal poison damage
>>738747802how do i get my webm filenames back, they disappeared randomly
>speedrun strats
>>738759134fair enough I guess
>game has extreamly harrowing and dangerous enemies
>>7387577262 gay retards fighting
>>738759375>don't really see the point in cracking shells and peeling shrimp for 10 minutes just to get an ounce of meat.You're very astute! Nearly all human societies agree with you!It's why you hire what are called "professionals" who have trained skills to be able to take that>10 minutetimespan it would take a normal individual to prepare a living crustacean, and turn it into>10 secondsbecause they are that good at actually cooking, compared to, say, your mom.
>>738759709great response man! but heres a (you) i guess. man i might as well go to a uma musume general on /vg/ at this point
>>738758137oh shit, its those dudes from Ice Age
>>738759709name five restaurants where i can walk in, and have people crack the crabshells shells and peel the shrimp for me. protip: you cant.
>>738757698crabs can feel pain retard but their nervous system is different than us so people assume they don't suffer when we boil them alive, etc
>>738743621>Crab on a string rescuing a shirtK I N O
>>738759430Apply this if you're using 4chan x:https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/pull/3558or if you use XT someone made a fork:https://github.com/nick-s-b/4chan-xt
>>738743771Those little shits should be eaten. The amount of money wasted on them when they just want to starve and not breed is insane
>>738759908who gives a FUCK. we raise billions of chickens,cows and pigs for slaughter on the daily.those slaughterhouses give them much more merciful deaths than getting mauled by an apex predator in the wild. yea they are food, get used to it. its the fucking cycle of life.
>>738757726>Overgrowth Alpha
>>738744948no one cares about your pet nearly as much as you do, its a lesson i learned too late, and even though is been almost a decade, i still regret it deeply and think about it almost every day.
>>738744659Nah. He's wearing a service dog harness. You'd be amazed what you can train a dog to do if you have an entire industry behind it.
>>738746032AI
>>738760168honestly i just dont like the idea of putting so much emotional charge into an animal that will die in 10 years. i never owned a dog before, but i have lost family members, and i can first hand tell you from my experience that its not really worth the grief and effort. or maybe i just sound like a jaded soulless husk here.
>>738746032Is there a version of this with sound?
>>738747128Can you fix this by doing diet and exercise or you are fucked up for life?
>>738744816>Dogs a fagOof
>>738751973bnuuy
>0.1% chance of a rare catch
>>738744816Wife dog
>>738759445>>738760521Down with AI slop
>>738746174>giggity giggity
>>738760693The fish video predates AI
>>738754182Yeah that shit doesn't work here in florida. Those fuckers will bite you through socks.
>>738760141People who preach "animal abuse" kill wasp nests with RAIDX chemical sprays, you know?
>>738755970Trees do respond to injury though. They don't really have a nervous system or anything that would lead us to believe they're capable of feeling but they can emit chemical signals through their roots that are picked up by other trees.
>>738744816This is the cutest thing in the world
>>738757726furry jackoffcause they're jackrabbits.
>>738760978That's like telling me trees get thirsty.
>>738760367evolutionary pressure to avoid white women... sad!
>>738760978>only sensory input is when one of your friends diesTrees... have hard lives...
>>738761207They’re jillrabbits now chud
>>738753430NURGLE'd
people should be forced to watch the suffering they propagate with their consumption.
>>738754182When did Murata get permission to retcon Mosquito Girl into fighting Puri Puri Prisoner?
>>738757198>later that day:
>>738751942No, but dogs can be trained really wellwhenever you see a video of a dog doing crazy shit he was just trained to do the exact sequence of things. It's rather easy
>>738759375>almost all salmon meat is riddled with worms too.That must be why they overprice the shit out of it.
>>738744048>chinkoid crab being used to pick up a shirt on a string>animal abuseLole retard. Never look into the open wetmarkets of Shanghai.
>>738760306yes you can in fact lose weight
>mounted gameplay is rather boring
>>738762465east asians being soulless bugs is common knowledge.
>Game has different types of romance options
>>738762614east asians using crabs to pick up shirts is honestly a bigger issue than russian invading ukraine
>>738753243I guess baby proofing fences would also be useful for birds.
>>738762632Why do you have this saved?
>>738755890>not even close to being trueIt's a well known thing man. How do you think the camera is always there when a dog "falls" into a river and they can gracefully rescue him
>>7387567325000 year history
>>738762674humans are awful so people killing people doesn't bother me. people abusing innocent animals bothers me.
>>738744389There is no commonality between insects and crustaceans. Anyone who says otherwise is trying to trick you into eating ze bugs.
>>738742473I hate dogs.
>>738756225I don't understand, you didn't link a single article to the opposite situation, an animal rescue shelter that has no evidence of wrongdoing, and present it as a counter argument
>>738762818Little comfort that distinction gets you when a predator starts mauling your innards while you're still aliveEverything on this planet is damned by design
>sidequest boss is harder than final boss
>>738762632Umamusume r63
>game has obtuse controls
>>738758501Mothman backstory
>>738755065He's starring in a reboot of Midtown Cowboys
>>738742473>"Oh no. It's retarded!"
>>738754683>become ungovernable
>>738743621Covid lock downs were rough in China.
>>738762932I understand animals are dumb automatons running on instinct. humans are infinitely more thoughtful than the rest of the kingdom but make a conscious decision to be evil because it entertains them.
>>738752359https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UsXRX7Ar4
>>738763396Yes yes, entertainment is a purely human invention and we all suffer the homo sapien's burden for being so speshul. Get the fuck over yourself.
>>738754440samehit it with a shovel a lot of timesit diednever killed a sentient animal beforei was kinda sad
>>738744389Sea roaches are an actual thing, but they aren't those crabs
>>738757198>>738762205Legs just feel way more efficient than crawling on your belly.
>boss can give you a terrible debuff
>>738758524I hate geckos. I've never had spiders drop on me while I'm sleeping, but geckos have done that to me. Also when the stupid ones get stuck indoors and die I have to clean them up.
>game has co-op
>>738763474that guy is hunting and is based about it. you could bring up how felines like to torture their prey, but that still doesn't match the narcissistic sadism that humans exhibit. especially since we have a strong sense of faith and righteousness instilled in us, yet still find ways of justifying cruelty.
>you can craft your own housing using materials of varying durability
>game has drawn out death animations
>>738746032Why'd he sniff that other guy's ass? Gay.
>game ends on a cliffhanger
>>738753430cute pupper
>>738763734that faith and righteousness is behind the greatest cruelty. everyone thinks they are the good guy
>>738763734>that still doesn't match the narcissistic sadism that humans exhibit because... it just doesn'tFaith and righteousness aren't real by the way, the words you're looking for are "community" and "loyalty" which can be co-opted to serve whatever regime is fashionable at the time.
>>738744316by that logic, trees and plants have that same level of chemical reaction to stimuli, they communicate to eachother and warn each other of predators and attempt to bribe threatsare you prepared to accept you have been murdering and eating sentient plant children and your digestive system is a graveyard full of the souls of the immature?
>>738763789That's where the fan is.
>>738757726ON THE DAY OF IT'S RELEASE
>game has advanced mobility techs
>game features a weather system
>>738763713the establishment fears this
>>738746032This isn't funny this guy fucking died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FqEuMq-Iro
>>738762875I hate browns
>>738751973
>>738762875
>>738743825People have been saying that about a ton of things and so far they have been wrong every single time. I'm pretty confident that you are too retarded to suffer, though.
>>738743904Why are blacks like this
>>738752359>Even animals give mercy killings before they eat themBAHAHAHAH...Wait are you serious.
>>738763645Why did the pigeon agree to this?
>>738763914humans are infinitely smarter than any other animal and more emotionally complex.everybody has a bit of empathy innate in them. everybody understands what another feels when they are harmed. it's the self-centeredness that chips away at the righteousness that people are born with.
>>738764210don't kinkshame
>>738764218Ive met some people with seriously mixed up empathy from birth. Like way too little for normal things and way too much for the absurd
>>738763982He's beginning to believe...
>>738762869Bugs literally evolved directly from crustaceans.Crustaceans aren't sea bugs, bugs are land crustaceans.
>>738764218Again, righteousness is a fictitious concept degenerated from community. Step outside your dogma-addled tard bubble for a second and look at how you've been taught to wave a banner.
>>738764324Anybody who says shit like that probably doesn't believe in evolution anon, you are wasting your time
>>738762205It was a casting crew, judging which lizard gets to promote Windows 95 in the next commercial. He lost to a basilisk.
>>738757726THE WORK OF ONE WHO CONSORTS WITH BEASTSOr whatever the Overgrowth meme used to be.
>>738756678Pretty normal? Theyre simple as heckthey dont even really work all that well, back when i was a kid they get hyped up in tv shows and stuff and then you get one and it's like what thats it? they don't even catch bugs that well. Fly has to be almost suicidal to get caught
>>738764210>doesn't want to get wrapped up by a snake mommylaaame
>>738752601I think there were a lot of episodes of Totally Spies that made certain kids never the same again
>>738764362monkeys are our ancestors. we're more evolved and should be better than them. we are better in most ways, but not in morality. we use our superior intellect to justify any form of evil.
>>738763396I'm sorry to inform you, Anon; we can completely avoid animal abuse, the act of "farming" and "agriculture" are actually more deadly to Planet Earth than hunting.
>>738764537they had to have been doing it on purpose
>>738751427Underrated.
>>738759429>smells puss>vomits
>>738764538You saying the 100% fatality rate of the Kahama chimps was a morally superior action? Based honestly, we should've followed their example and finished the work at Auschwitz.
>>738762632>no homo bro
>>738764530chat???
>>738760306Look up the current world record for fasting
>>738764654no, I misspoke. only humans have the concept of morality. other animals will do what they do because of instinct.also, I don't give a fuck about the historical conflicts of monkeys. who's even recording this shit?
>>738762632>it's not gay if you keep your horseshoes on
>>738759635MOO DENG!
>>738757445im so sorry you were born a jeet
>>738743923To solve the third person corner peeking issue, they should make every player come with their own personal lakitu camera and everytime you peek around a corner, your lakitu is fully visible and someone could blast him and make you blind for a second until another one replaces him
>>738746032I really wish a talented anon could do a 3d animation with a human model showing exactly what's happening inside the costume... That would be swell...
>>738764852And I'm sure you believe the bloodless pseudo-conflict you engage in with your internet rambling is not the work of instinct. The bigger crime is projecting this narcissism onto all of humanity.>I don't give a fuck about the historical conflicts of monkeysThat's how I know you're a queer, easily the gayest thing you've said in this post chain by far.
>boss has invulnerability frames during taunting
>>738765017This one obviously fake.
>Game has world map bosses
>>738760141I always lose my shit over how he rises into frame after they dump the food
>>738762818i#M GETTING REALLY TIRED OF THIS GAY KIND OF MISANTHROPY
>>738744816why isnt she wagging her tail?
>>738765005this thing will rip your face off on a dime
>PAL vs. NTSC
>>738744816first dog to pass the mirror test they should breed her until most dogs descend from her
>>738743771Pandas
>>738765005the socializing is the instinct, but the idea I purport that humans are awful and selfish isn't empty blabbering. I want people to acknowledge how full of shit they are.
>>738765182The children stand no chance
>Enemy has idle animations
>>738743564it's a dog eat dog world out there.
>>738765368doggydog*
>>738765279Being awful and selfish is inherent to all natural life forms. Too bad the amoebas in the primordial soup didn't decide NOT to eat eachother, but that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth. We are not special just because we can put our awful selfishness into pretty runic script.
>>738765150there are no extraterrestrials I can betray the human race for. so you don't have to fret about people like me.
>>738764610they literally were, it was a fetish of the week show with valley girls as spies written by a couple of men.
>>738743564>the game judges your life choices
>>738742473Me when I open my backlog.
Anyone knows why I can't see the filenames of webms anymore? I'm using 4chanX
>>738765514something broke the fuck out of the scriptI also can't use quick reply if a captcha isn't needed, it's infuriating.
>animals can interact with enviroments
>>738765415>Being awful and selfish is inherent to all natural life formsyeah, and it's worse when we understand such concepts that we suggest to be better lifeforms with morality, then use complex language and ideas to justify doing the same shit.
>>738762205So are they just immune to venom because he tanked at least two or three bites
>>738765583that chad stride lmao
>>738758386And years later you're still seething that the jannies didn't ban someone you disliked.
>>738765613>understanding the cage means you can leave the prison!No retard, you still need a lockpick.
>>738743564Shame this is slop.
>>738765583Dude just fucking claimed that chair. What a chad
Anyone got that one of the frog taking a shit larger than itself? Asking for a friend.
>>738747128Lmao that fucking dramatic zoom at his disappointed face
>>738746174>two ways of eating pussy
>>738743506If the crabs are still alive why pack them like this? Why not put them in a tank so customers can see that they're fresh?
>>738743094Oh, the irony, tourist
>>738765742no, just an enlightened mind that escaped his cage and was willing to free the rest of us. that was Jesus. and his method was to strike fear into the masses with the backing of a supernatural entity. but that kind of stuff isn't completely effective, especially these days.
>>738760168Grief is rough but it's gets easier once you realize that it is ultimately a selfish emotion and if it goes on too long, you're grieving more for the absence of the person or thing in your life than you are for that person/animal actually dying. The whole "they'd want you to go on and try to be happy" thing sounds like the oldest cope in the book but it's absolutely true, so if you're sitting around letting grief destroy you, you're doing it selfishly because on some level you want to be destroyed.
Bruce stop it
>>738745969dumbass nigga from Gintama
>>738754113That's not even what he said...
>>738766354srsly. why are birds so inept at eating?
>>738747050RIP little doggo...
>>738766127Religion is more like a second layer of cage. You still have your flesh prison compelling you to look out for number one, and now your inherent loyalty to your own community is twisted to engage with ludicrous shit that was probably the founder's fetish at some point.
>>738757768based brownbro
>>738766354Kek, my ex-gf liked birds a lot (I'm a dogfag) and I actually started appreciating them too. I ended up dumping her (and she cheated on her new boyfriend with me lol) but I still want to own a parrot. I'm thinking of a female eclectus or African grey
>>738766774based NTR-man
>>738751946Oh nyoooo.Anyway
>>738764610Hardcore fetishists don't just want to enjoy the fetish they like, they want to spread it around and indoctrinate others into also having said fetish.It's like how some sex offenders don't abuse kids but start by showing them porn first.
>>738764362bloods vs crips
>thread about silly animal vids>most of the thread is faggots arguing Typical
>>738765187it really do be like that now that i think about it
>>738747497Would a dog really care about eating it out of the trash? It was on the floor already.
>>738758378>Woman>Old>Tattoos >Dyed hair>Overweight >And whatever that was
>>738749312>raj actually getting heated at that
>>738766878Nah, I'm not into NTR and I don't get off on cucking guys. I didn't even know she was with him and she messaged me when I was horny. Once I found out she was with him I told him what happened but he forgave her.
>>738767237what a fucking cuck lmao
what's a filename for this
>>738767479I'm glad you find it funny but I just feel bad for the guy. He literally took my trash from me and then got cucked by it. That's awful.
>>738767602depends on the lens you view it throughone mans awful is another mans hot
He'll only eat if the sneb is with him :)
>>738746174WACKWACK GUK GUK GUK GUK GUK GUK GukWACK GUKGLULULULUULULGUK Guk
>>738767680cats do this because they want to eat their prey btw. that "snek" is just food to it
>>738767172>hit dog hollaring
>>738767673Yeah, I guess if you liked being cheated on and taken advantage of then it could be hot.
>>738758442this thread is full of angry brown people
>>738767951bro, I'm brown if it means not dealing with hags that have pet cockroaches lmao
>>738767598gta online money hacker
>>738758524so you are a USMC rape baby?
>>738768020mad shes showing love to your cuisine?
>>738757028you put penis in your mouth all the time, I don't see what the issue is.
>>738749756This would had been perfect if it had 2 pauses where each pause has the name and description of the animal.
>>738753976Or it might have been trained to do this shit for the fucking views. Which is more plausible?
>>738762632who put this adenda driven earth DLC? refunded
>>738763895>>738763734Anything can go unpunished if done in the name of God. Convenient, is it not?
Unboxing
>>738751427Hahaha
I don't like that some animals look very cute but will also gladly attack you.It's a cruel trick by god.
I've had enough of you, porko
>>738767598Feeding time! hahahah
>>738754087This post is fake. And now, I am finally realllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
>>738768513One thing to take to heart is knowledge that expressive faces are fairly unique to humans and most other animals don't use the face to express themselves in the same ways.
Mate can you knock it the fuck off, some of us are trying to sleep
>>738755065You never lived with a woman before?
Never ordering from this twat again
>Boss has a berserk phase
>>738767680I can't tell if the cat is larping as a hunter devouring its prey, or enjoying the illusion that they have a friend to give them company at mealtime Either way, very cute
>>738768695kek, reminds me of those disgusting jacket potato shorts from the UK
>>738748935Based chad corgi.
>>738765187You have no idea how much of this I had to suffer through as a kid with nothing else on tv for hours after school Whatever anyone says, being bored every day is not good for kids, it does build character but that character will not be a happy one
>>738768603dogs and some species of raccoon evolved to have expressive faces
>>738768718Could genuinely be either. Cats treat their food place as a safe place, so whether it sees it as kitten-like or prey-like they're actually pretty likely to pull their favorite toys to food.
>>738743564>party member can detect hidden threat
>>738757726>a fight to the death you say chap? You're gonna have to take your gloves off first! No you! You! YOU! (FIGHTING with gloves on ensues
Told the lad no McDonald's tomorrow if he didn't eat his greensAbsolute fucking joker
>>738743506THE ENDLESS.A THREAT FAR WORSE THAN THE GALAXY CONSUMING PARASITE THAT DESTROYED THE FORERUNNERS!!!
>>738757802>Oh good. He's not behind me.....
>>738742872
>>738748935look at this little jelly belly
>Cooking minigame
>>738743621good crab. his life should be spared in exchange for this service.
Bye
>>738764019You say it isn't funny but I almost pissed myself laughing
>>738748935>those barks at the end like YEA WHAT WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT
>>738768759It's not disgusting, it's just a fucking baked plain baked potato with some cheese and shit on it. Bongs have bad food in general, but they're as bad as the worst americans when it comes to homemade food, which is why it's feasible to run a stand literally just selling a potato with cheese on it as your entire menu inbefore hurr durr do you know how hard it is ro run a food stand and make a profit bwaaa
>>738743904he relaxed
>>738769113bro, they put coleslaw and tuna on those potatoes. that shit is fucking nasty, I'd rather eat indian food
>>738768463it's strange that some people eat animals alivecruelty aside, a live animal means you're eating its shit and pee deposit too
>>738764016The "establishment" has been pushing that shit for 6 decades. Maybe you retards should take the hint and realise it's not happening.
>>738768695I used to love peeing like this when I was a kid
>>738768539>enemy weakness is a different bright color
>>738762481>if the ball is too big for your mouth then it's not your ball!
>>738769263that's a good wisdom
>>738751973Damn, she got some tittays
>>738769074>credits music is a medley of every stage theme from the game
>>738768706I hate that bosses are this convention that you have to honor, especially in third person rpgs Why would I want to get powerful so I can fight either five little helpless retarded idiot mobs at a time or one massive guy who doesn't react when I hit him? I have always resented the idea of trash mobs I want the time and thought that goes into bosses to instead go into making the average mob interesting. I want to have to take every enemy seriously. Why, because he's a fucking enemy with a weapon and if he doesn't have to ability to hurt me, then why am I fighting him? And on a deeper level, why would he try fighting me?
>>738764324>>738764392Insects don't have meat, you Reddit University midwits.
>>738746032Machiavellian shit, of course zoomers love it. "Hurrfhurrf schadenfreude" simpletons
>>738760306Yes, he just has horrendous fat-storage genes. Lose the weight, fatty.
>>738769148Indian food is fantastic, just not when it's made in india. I have some great curry downstairs. And tuna + potato sounds like a winner's breakfast
>>738768718idk, could go both ways. Probably just a silly lil fella
>>738769630>blatant misuse of term referring to book he didn't read >hating on zoomers on completely unrelated clip >unironically saying simpleton after self reporting this hard Anon...
>>738769630How do those parts of your smell when you're huffing them?Maybe you shouldn't try so hard.
>>738769562Average mobs are for testing and experimenting, and bosses are for when YOU get tested.
>>738756073Kek
>coop game
>>738769074Crab iv, Colonization
>>738769964This. SO this. You earned my upvote, stranger.
>>738768916They're not that bad, they put mah boy back on the map.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YsNRnZRgg8
>>738745834my parents dog got run over like three times, it's dead now and had a kino life outside of that but they refused to train it or leash it or fence the yard, i don't get it. Her greatest joy in life was running down to the school that's about a minute's walk from their house and getting petted by all the kids coming off the bus.
>>738744948some people don't see animals as anything more than moving furniture, this dude that lives three houses over from me has a huge rott that he walks once a day and keeps tied up in the yard the rest of the time.
>>738745969looks alright but high maintenance if you're not getting a cut every week
>>738767598>FAQING MONKEYS
>>738746174geese are kino pets, my cousin grew up on a farm that raised some, they'd follow him around they don't let them see the mother so they imprint on whatever and would defend him against whatever got too close
>>738770598I'm so much of an incel that roasties pretending to be anime girls who like video games piss me off
>>738768916https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2fiwun1eS4
>>738768718Animals like cats and dogs can have a condition called false pregnancy where they're not pregnant but their hormones fuck up and convince them they are. One of the symptoms of this can be treating stuffed toys as if they're "children".
>>738752449>fake tail midway up the fatties shirt instead of clipped onto its pants>arbitrary meaningless numbers at the top that count up and down randomly>the fucking door
Good thread, thanks.
>>738770598
>>738747497kek corgis are funny as fuck>>738767157the dog can't reach it and knows stuff in the trash isn't for it
>>738750770even in yurop medieval times they used to let some of the barn animals in for heat, dunno how it works though but cows aren't retards you can teach them shit
>>738744814muzzrats hate them
>>738743771I truly am of the belief that if humans had never existed in the first place, the panda bear still would have gone extinct by modern day.
>>738770648You can larp as an anime girl and avoid showing your face, you can play a character if works well enough, you can play video games to pass the time while really not being that into it But there's something about the vibe, the whole thing where these girls ham it up and do this unnatural voice while pretending to give a natural reaction to some suggestive or risqe bullshit and absolutely doubling down on ignoring the elephant in the room that is the nature of this charade, the nature of their following, the character of someone who wants to do this 'God forbid women do anything' used to be funny to me because it rang true, but look at this hollow manifestation and tell me it isn't quintessentially a woman thing and deeply, deeply uncool compared to what it could be conceptually
>>738771361does it even have any natural predators? sometimes you just tank shit by being not worth the effort to hunt
>>738771361It would be. It's the most Zen animal. That is, it would just wipe itself out and be freed from this material prison if we didn't keep dragging them back.
