AHHHHHHH OH GOD OH FUCK NOT THE FRIIIIIIIDGE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MJ HELP
HELP ME MJ, HELP ME MILESAHHHHHHHHHHH
MJMJ HELP MEOH GOD IS THIS ENTIRE THING FILLED WITH SPAMAHHHHH FUCK THE HANDLE IS UP MY ASSMY ASS MJAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>738750187How come he doesn't just invest in a smart fridge to lift itself up
>>738750187This or getting knocked out by a whiff of smoke in the first game, which is the worse MJ mission opener?
MILESMARY JANEAUNT MAYANYONEHEEEEEEEELP
I hate the fact that they made Harry Osborn Venom so much it's unreal.
>>738750187fridges can survive nukes in indiana jones so according to common sense powerscaling a fridge falling over you is an equivalent or a higher blow than a point blank nuclear explosion
I just started playing Spider-Man 2 a few days ago. I'm really enjoying it. Zipping around the City is kino and the combat is fun. I like that all the side quests have significant lore tied to them as well.I'm curious to see where the main story goes. As of now, all I really know is that Kraven is in town and Harry is gooed up. He and I just rescued Tombstone. Hopefully there's like another 5-6 hours of plot ahead of me. I've been focusing a lot on knocking out the side quests.
>>738750697kek, saved
>>738750187Wasn't he standing completely still for several seconds before being thrown into the fridge?
>>738750187AAAHHHH NOOO WHY AM I A WEAK WHITE MALE I COULD NEVER LIFT THIS WITH MY NOODLE HETEROSEXUAL MALE ARMS PLEASE MJ SAVE MEEEEE I NEEED A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AAAHHH
PLEASE SAVE ME MY FAILED WRITER WIFE WHO WAS INCAPABLE OF SELLING MORE THAN 1 COPY OF HER BOOK! THAT ONE SALE BEING ME! OH GOD
can you guys stop making fun of Pete? thanks
haha a fridge fell on him and that's funny... cause a fridge fell on him ...i'm starting to feel disconnected here, i don't know if it's just me getting older
MJ THE WAY YOU JUST TOLD HIM ON THE PHONE... SO COOL SO BADASS SO BRAVE I COULD NEVER MEASURE UP TO YOU
>>738750187
STOP MAKING FUN OF PETER HE'S HAD A HARD LIFE
Mary Jane, I just about threw up after eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich this morning. I found out the jelly we use comes from a farm that uses a pesticide that has a 1% chance of harming the caterpillars that eat the stalks of the grapes and berries the farm uses for their product. My blood is boiling that this independent farm is making a profit. I will burn it to the ground so help me God and I will force them out of business for this sin against nature and science. AS SOON AS YOU LIFT THIS FRIDGE FROM MY BACK MJ. THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A HERO!
>>738750187AHH IF ONLY MILES WAS HERE HE COULD SAVE ME AND SEXUALIY SATISFY MJ TOO
>>738750187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TA5aA2fV6gi dont get it, why the focus on the fridge part?
>>738751928Because we're mocking a goofy scene from a goofy character.
>>738750552On my way!!
>>738751859>cuck fantasies out of nowhere
>>738751969YAAAAAAS SLAAAAYYYY QUEEEEN KILL ALL MEN! OPEN THE BORDERS! FREE ABORTS FOR EVERYONE!
>>738751928There's been mockery of the scene where she jumps in front of Venom's attack too, and of the scene where they have Venom push MJ's head down making it look like he's making her suck it
>>738751969damn what splinter cell game is this
spider-man's true weakness is being hit over the head from behind
i never played 2... what the fuck?
I 100%ed the game, and I'm just going to mostly copy and paste what I thought from my own thread.>Fun for what it is>I like that the abilities and gadgets are tied to button combinations>Gliding and swinging feel good>The MJ missions are tolerable, like a forced minigame you have to beat to move on like in the PS2/Gamecube/Xbox era>They either nerfed Peter or really wanted to push Kraven for Summerslam>The Symbiotes use Debian>It is a little gay with Miles' gf being deaf. Why not get her cochlear implants? Brooklyn Visions is a private school, right? Why don't her parents pay for a set? Also, it's the Marvel Universe. You're telling me some scientist wouldn't want to give a "famous" deaf artist the ability to hear?>>738752213Wouldn't it be losing Aunt May, like it was presented in One More Day?
>>738752023Meds.
>>738752436TRAINS LIFES IS HUMAN LIFES
>>738751928Man that is such a nothing scene, outside MJ jumping in front, which barely matters since Peter still pushes the fridge off himself effortlessly and she is still Venom-raped. Why did it become THE meme with this game?
https://vocaroo.com/1lQvZwcjHpiQ
>>738751928I love it when my spiderman games get hijacked by fat writer ladies who self-insert as MJ and make her the protag
>>738752818So strong and independent boss girl
>>738752818uuuuooooohhhh ToTthe masculine face of an aging millenial womanerotic
>>738752818So brave AND valid !
>>738752818Is it really a smart thing to quit your job when your writing career isn't working out and your bitch boy is in perpetual poverty? I thought these kids were supposed to be intelligent?
>>738752818Incredible. Inspiring. With this MJ and even MILES there... what do we need the Peter Spidey for?I think we have our NEW BETTER heroes for the next generations folx
Why is Spiderman so poor? Can't he steal some money using his spider powers? Doesn't he get pay for saving the world? Why won't he sell his face for toys? Stupid fucking poorfag.
>>738752818Mary Jane's job at the Daily Bugle is also taking pictures of herself.
>>738752571>outside MJ jumping in front, which barely matters since Peter still pushes the fridge off himself effortlessly and she is still Venom-raped. Why did it become THE meme with this game?Are you retarded?>MJ reacting quicker than Peter despite his spider sense>A fridge flattens Peter for no reason
>Let me change into my new costume while the whole city is going to shit. Pete, did I tell you I got sponsored by Adidas?
>>738751928>MJ sense > spidey sense>MJ barely fazed, Peter KO'd for a sec>"help MJ save herself">help the writ- I mean MJ get over her insecurities>"EVERYONE IN THIS COUNTRY NEEDS YOU">win but actually lose cutscene>wow you did it! And I mean actually you because I somehow forgot the symbiote's weakness>"........kiss my ass!"
did everyone have to look like shit in this game
>>738752818her fucking face is so bad that there's barely any expression. These animations suck too what the fuck.The first game looked alright but this is outright bad. what happened?
>>738753812ayooo chek on dem jordans unga bunga ayooo crack rap dick ass nice kicks homey let's join a gang and smoke meth
>>738750187Should've supported your local minorities, Peter.
>>738754121OH MY SCIENCE I'M HAVING A BROSGASM THIS IS SO VALID AND HECKING WHOLESOME I'M GOING TO INJECT ONIONS DIRECTLY TO MY EYE TO CELEBRATE
It's been years.This has been posted for years now.Let it go. Jesus fucking christ.
I pogged irl
>>738751760arkham asylum and city were such good games I completely forgot I was playing batman
>>738750187isnt spidey senses supposed to prevent shit like this from happening
>>738750187It's crazy how obvious it is that they made Peter look younger to look more like Holland
>>738755030It's taking the idea that his sense isn't working against Venom for the game. But that's irrelevant because not having spidey sense doesn't render him to a drooling retard. The attack is coming straight at him. It's just retarded and they wanted to have MJ save him thinking it makes her look badass as opposed to someone that needs saving.
>>738752571It captures the spirit of this game. You have the nosy know-it-all civilian aunt-wife high on TV show The Flash thinking she's part of the "team", who outspeeds her super reflexes superhero boyfriend (no, it's never established his sense is nullified by the symbiote and the mechanics contradict that, and even if it did Peter has superhuman reflexes without it too) and takes the hit for him purely as an ego move, he's completely fine and able to fight. And then the fridge stuns our superhero, which invested faggots grasp to rationalize as a parody on a certain trope despite the writer room clearly despising comics too much to even come across it. Then it takes like 10 minutes to dress up the menopausal woman in McDonalds goo, so she spends the next 20 reciting the mother of narcissistic manifestos.>>738754314Nope, you astroturfed the first two anti-spider-man turds for years, your turn to suffer.
>>738755030It wouldn't even matter. The dude can chuck busses like they're soft balls. A fridge falling on him would be like a broom falling on you.
>>738751969legit horrifying. Satan probably forces you to play slop like this in Hell.
>>738750187Far better than the first game
>>738751969>guy with a gun detects you>runs over to hit you with itMake it make sense
>>738751152Holy fucking kek
>>738751236could SS1 Goku defeat a fridge?
>>738753812>"looks good">facepalmskek
>>738752818Yeah im thinking spiderman is saved
>>738754336YASS finally women and the pets minority finally showing off what MEN can never do.
>>738757409Only if he sacrifices one of his hand or leg
>>738757409Not if he's hungry
>>738751760Going to copy & paste my response because no one has yet to prove me wrong:Nope, this comparison is still retarded. In nearly every scene in the bottom he already had Ra's blood to rejuvenate him. The dude was a minute away from fucking dying and needed a woman's help to get the blood. Spiderman was caught off guard for 5 seconds because the symbiote canonically avoids spider sense and then gets right back up.
>>738757409>Krillin throws a fridge at a napping Goku and it caves his face in
>>738754121I hate Sony so much that it's unreal
>>738754336Why hurl a motorcycle through the door when Miles could have forced it open with ease?
>>738754121>crime in progress
>>738750187>>738750697>>738751434>The Fridge will return in Spider-Man 3
>>738750187worst part?thats the least offensive part of that scenebetween MJ jumping in front of peeter, him standing there watching her be taken, and her turning off screen its all kind of levels of bad
>>738751583The game does it too so why can't we join in on the fun?
>>738754121chudbros why didnt this game go broke????????
>>738752818Xister has given me the perfect haircut to hide my massive tranny skull. I thank her.
>>738757952Avoiding spider sense only fucking matters if he isn't looking directly at you as you cock a bitch slap.
>>738751969The fact that they doubled down on mj sections makes me want to visit their studio and give them a piece of my mind.
>>738757409>could SS1 Goku defeat a fridge?He had a fridge full of beer during that ride to namek. That thing survived increased gravity while he trained under it, I think the fridge has a chance.
>>738758786Because it was more exciting and cool? Have you never watched an action movie?
>>738757409Does the fridge have a laser gun?
>>738752818do people actually think these games look good?
>>738757409The fridge trained in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber with the CHADoor. The fridge no diffs SHITku.
>>738752712My fucking sides
>>738750187i can't believe how sony did the impossible, nuked spider-man popularity.
>>738751969Why aren't webms loading for me
>>738753812>Needs to show off the poop hair because THE BLACK SPIDERMAN YO
>>738763438Because you touch yourself at night
>>738750187<<You buddy, you still alive>>
>>738751969she's so masculine in this game jfc
>>738752818It's a good idea to quit your job out of nowhere over the phone so future job interviewers know you do that. Nothing says "hire me!" more than doing that!
>>738751969WHAT A GIRLBOSS!!!!!!!!!
>>738757116Storywise? Hell nah
>>738762343Both fraud got nothing o Aizen Chair-sama
>>738757952Still doesn't explain how MJ reacted quicker than him and how fucking long he takes to move under from the damn fridge, he has augmented strenght, it really should not take that long to move.
>>738753812I love how they insist on calling them both "Spider-Man". The most petty garbage.
>>738751969Wait.... is this actually in the game ??? I thought it was AI........
>>738753812End of the first game>Peter need to spend time he doesn't have to make a custom powerful enoughy to fight octopus, the same octopus who made his current suit and so who know the weakness, Peter is FORCED to make a new suitEnd of the second game>Miles use time he doesn't have cause "AYOO WATCH MY DRIP, EVERYBODY NEED TO SEE MY HAIR NIGGA"
The fridge had the power of white people's oppression against the BIPOCs, how is Peter supposed to win against that?
>>738751760Why did they kill this franchise, fucking criminal
>>738751969This shit is what's been killing Playstation.
>>738750187AAAAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME MARY TRANNY >>738754314yeahblack people should get over slavery already
>>738766876It's some garbage nonsense from the comics because Bendis needs his oc donut steel rip-off to be equivalent to the real thing for his adopted pavement ape, like his other adopted pavement ape
>>738754314Nah, it's funny. You can fuck off back though.
this but spiderman and a fridge
>>738770763i laughed
>>738751152Hahahahahahahahahaha oh God hahhahahahahah
>>738770763KEK i forgot about this
>>738751434>the human cooler? Cmon kid you can do better than that...nooooo! The gas chamber is too much!
>>738770763No one ever said Dragon Ball had good writing. Super Saiyan was an asspull, Raditz was literal above god tier and it turns out they could just grow people as strong as him.
>>738750697Based rapist fridge woman
>>738751369Did you not play Spiderman 1? Are you just a retarded nigger who has to play "latest entry"? Because "I just started playing Spider-Man 2 a few days ago. I'm really enjoying it. Zipping around the City is kino and the combat is fun." sounds like you didn't play the first one, which has all of that but is 10x less gay and retarded.Did you enjoy the side mission where you help two gay teens ask each other out to prom?
>>738751969marble is so shitty man
>>738770763That door could solo the entire Marvel multiverse btw
>>738754121the crime in progress always makes me lose it kek
>>738757952Your a lying nigger. Batman was on aids from the moment he met the jonkler at the steel mill till the very end of the game after he beat clayface. Ra's blood was only use for the cure, Batman didn't even use the lazarus pit. also your gonna die by aids unlick batman.
>>738750552uhm, no? that sounds an awful lot like an order, maybe you should calm down first and ask properly
>>738757952He was looking at him, as in facing his enemy you fucking troglodite. Spider-sense or no, he should have been able to react or are you saying spiderman has shit reflexes?
>>738751969TOTALSONYBANKRUPTCYSOOOON
>>738753812Leaving the top of his head exposed is a desperate attempt to get some oxigen to his brain
you guys are such assholes, I bet it would really hurt if one of those fucking old 70s fridges fell on you
>>738754336>trying to realize your shitty vision>not even able to write and animate it properlytruly pathetic stuff
>>738752818naso-labial folds.
Mary Jane has been Venom host in comics for while now. Of course she pretends to be man, not like Eddie Brock's girlfriend when she had symbiot
>>738751969that looks like actual dogshit who the fuck approved that?
>>738775390seriouslyyou don't notice this in real life because most people aren't 40 year old hagsit's on fucking every character these days
Sup fuckers.
>>738776125ゴゴゴゴゴゴ
>>738751969>That fight later where MJ fights the giant Symbiote>"He may be big, but he's slow">"I'm sure to win because my speed is superior"I don't have the webm, but I think that fight might be the most tone deaf in the game.
FACE IT TIGER, YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
>>738776125HEY KIRBY I HEARD THIS SPIDER FUCKER WAS TALKIN SHIT ABOUT US! LET'S ICE THIS SON OF A BITCH!
>>738776654KEK
Reminder Snoys will get more of that shit with Wolverine but will cope and be in denial because it's a snoy exlusive
>>738752818i know its about MJs face and all, i still cant get over the soiface peter. the one they had before was really great and looked 20+. this kid doesnt look like he is above the age of 15. this isnt ultimate spider-man
who is more powerful: truck kun or fridge kun?
>>738750187>AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME MJ
>>738776654fuck it we ballin'
>>738750187>>738752818Voiced by a Jew and turned MJ into a man faced tranny Spiderman is a cuck
>>738752712>This only got one replyI mean sure the following webm was really lame but still
Not like you could do shit NIGGER
>>738777193>"I did it Sectonia is saved thanks to the power of the miracle fruit!">kirby just fucking kills her again along with whatever remains of her soul in spectacular fashion >kirby unintentionally prevents a collapse in space time while taranza cries in the corner
>>738751760i like how the super aids actually affects batman, plenty of games would've just gone "oh no im sick" and not have it affect gameplay at all
>>738755446I've heard that other works establish that Venom doesn't set off the Spider-Sense, but if SM2 doesn't actually establish that then it's definitely a failure on the game. Kinda reminds me of Li in the first game who felt like he was written as if you already know who he is and how his powers work even though he's a relatively new character.
>>738757952the fridge was made of symbiote?
>>738750187To this day, no one has been able to refute this
>>738757952It's a meme, you dip
>>738752023Kek
>>738750187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9XcotEmYG8
>>738777989Is that why companies keep moving oit of big cities?
isnt MJ supposed to be a supermodel?
>>738752375>Why not get her cochlear implantsSee, you're thinking about it too logically. If you ever see a character that has some notable handicap that doesn't fit the setting and isn't ever addressed, like being in a wheelchair in a fantasy setting or being deaf or lacking a limb or anything similar in a setting that has futuristic tech of any kind, you know the writer just wanted to fill a checkbox instead of introducing a new interesting perspective. Don't ask why a scrappy superhero like Spider-Man can make drones and anti-gravity mines, but cochlear implants are too expensive for a deaf girl who is rich enough to go to a private school. The stupidest part of it all is that there is an actual deaf community (Deaf with a capital D if you are in it) that is struggling with its identity in modern times. A lot of people's identity in that community depend so hard on being deaf that they've been known to get upset over having children with less or no hearing problems, sometimes to the point of deafening them or disallowing them from getting help. Now that sounds pretty fucking horrible if you're not in that community, and thus it would make for an interesting perspective to bring to a cape setting where slightly futuristic tech is the norm. But no, fuck that shit, despite being a game all about different perspectives pretty much everyone thinks and talks the same in Spider-Man 2. What a waste of a potentially interesting character arc, especially for a game where everybody just wants to play as fucking Spider-Man. It's a double waste. Pic related, this girl did modeling for Human Revolution themed limbs once. For all its flaws that game did at least explore the theme of augmentations and artificial limbs.
>>738750187Honestly its either embarrassingly bad writing or ntr fetish stuff
Paul.
AAAAA THIS REFRIGERATOR IS FULL OF KRYPTONITE, SAVE ME MARYJANEMAN>but Spidey, kryptonite is Superman's thing...AAAAAA IT'S SO HEAVY
>>738778369yeah.
>>738751928the fridge was the cherry on top on how retarded the scene is
>>738752436everyone is fully aware of the intention, you can fuck right off
>>738757952>caught off guard>eyes completely looking at venom >MJ still manages to jump first and defend him nice try goyim
>>738751928
>I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU LOSING YOUR JOB, YOUR DEAD AUNT AND YOUR DEAD MENTOR>NOBODY IS BUYING MY BOOK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>738750187>>738750697>tom holland has literally become the face of humiliation ritualsI wonder how he feels about it.
>>738757952>Face to face>MJ on side, partly behind Spidey>Venom attacks>MJ reacts first somehow and jumps to cover Spidey>MJ FUCKING TANKS THE SYMBIOTE HIT>She is fine after it tho but Spidey gets air knocked out of his lungs>Again, MJ who is a normal human was fine after direct attack, but Spidey with his superhuman spiderman abilities got knocked out>Fridge falls on him after the hit and he struggles to get up while MJ gets kidnappedLets imagine a funny scenario.You and your gf(who is head shorter than you) are walking outdoors. A big 6'3" guy with a problem starts yelling at you two. He launches a punch towards you...And your gf jumps in front of you, taking the hit directly for you from the guy, basically acting like armor for youYou get knocked out but your gf is still standingExplain.
>>738776287>the gamekys
>>738752712every time
>>738779324venom used chinese martial arts to punch through MJ, redirecting all the force to peter
>>738753812https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThAJdp1-Oy0
Is it established in the game that the symbiote doesn't trigger the spider sense? Or do people just say that because it happens in the comics
>>738751152Lmbao
>>738753812>Pete, did I tell you I got sponsored by Adidas?Me too
>>738754336True beauty
>>738778376Yes, but they use ultimate version and mixed with feminism.
>>738751969Oh my fucking God, bros.
>>738750187Paul could lift that fridge no problem.
>>738752375>>738778418The deaf "scene" has a problem with psychotic retards that have made being deaf their personality. Getting cochlear implants is betraying the community and will get you shunned. Seriously, look up some stories online about these retards. Sorry for my offtopic rambling but it's the same " progressive" bullshit that permeates this game
>>738782998>when publishers realize that making a game with a deaf protagonist saves money on voice acting, music and sound effects
>>738778376>dat 00s goofy tv remote
>>738755270His spider sense doesn't work against Venom, ever, as far as I recall. It's not a game exclusive thing. Think it was even a thing in the old PS1 Spiderman game.Might be wrong tho
>>738751969>>738754336they are just trying to appeal to the female audience by showing that a woman can be a badass too
>>738783812It's a thing in the comics. Peter's spider-sense did actually go off when he first got the black suit, but he was bonded to the symbiote for so long that his spider-sense doesn't register it as a threat. Ben's spider-sense can detect the symbiote, because the DNA used to create him was taken well before Peter got the black suit.
>>738751969It's so fucking stupidthose daintly kicks of hers wouldn't move a grown ass fucking manand those reaction times of hired mercenaries, what a clown showthe whole game is a woman and POC empowerment larp
>>738751969>tfw you can do this on highest difficulty too during these sections >just run at enemies and spam takedown button because it magnets you to enemies and gives you i-framesUnironically based you can do this since you can just speedrun these dogshit sections apart from that shitty ass symbiote fight.
>>738751152hahaha
>>738783812Who gives a shit it doesn't work against him when he's literally standing in front of him. Is Peter blind in this game perchance?
>>738751165Wait, isn't that fat Maui kid supposed to be Harry? They put his lard ass in a goblin suit?
>>738751969I'd call this the patented Sony experience but there's actually some minimal gameplay involved and she's not just walking and talking slowly with an NPC.
>>738752818I hate to use the word, because people who spam it are all mentally ill shitflingers, but MJ in Spider-Man 2 GENUINELY looks like a transvestite
>>738784478>Who gives a shit it doesn't work against him when he's literally standing in front of him
>>738752818>"i give up">omg mj you're the best, so inspirational!
>>738751152
>>738782998Who the fuck would want to live their life crippled when a cure exists? If some scientists somehow harvested hydra DNA to regenerate lost tissue and heal injured spines and legs you’re telling me a subset of paraplegics would reject it? Thats ludicrous.
>>738785052Yes, they are insane. Mutes also insane and prevent their children from learning normal language because it “kills their culture”
>>738780394I need some Baki-level explanation sequence. Yujiro Hanma on the sideline saying "That bastard... He really could use it..." *wide grin*>2 minute explanation of the Chinese Martial Arts thing"Omoshiroi" etc.
>>738785052>Who the fuck would want to live their life crippled when a cure exists?These fucking retards, never in my life have I been that close to killing someone. Moronic subhumans who revel in their disability, these bottom barrel lifeforms will find anything to feel unique and superior.
>>738752375>I 100%ed the wokeslop, here's my opinion:Didn't read.
>>738761445didn't go broke but didn't sell as much as the first one
>>738770947>Super Saiyan was an asspullThey talked about it for like 20 episodes before it showed up
>>738785052>>Who the fuck would want to live their life crippled when a cure existsDeaf people with a capital D. I haven't seen a paralyzed or limbless community that has the same kind of ego as "Deaf" people do, it seems to be something exclusive to that particular handicap.>>738785094You're shitting me.
>>738783916When women try to be badasses it comes off as incredibly forced, and this is an already established character being bent into trying to be a badass. MJ is just Spiderman's pretty redhead girlfriend.
>>738758786She doesn't need no man.
>>738783916>a woman can be a badass toono, they can't
I can't believe this game was so shit it killed Tony Todd.
>>738786524It'a amazing that's all it takes to convince retards it was always a thing
>>738751152Pfff
>>738766876>>738770716These days they've gone back on this "hurrrr anyone can be Spider-Man" autism and are calling Miles' superhero identity "Spin". Don't ask me why, but at least they've finally admitted it's dumb and confusing.
>>738751152>youtu.be/CoixvmBlrtI
>>738751969holy queen fucking GO
BTW, anons.What the fuck is the story arc of the deaf niggress?
>>738754314>STOP MAKING FUN OF SONY PLEAAAAAAAASE.No. Now rim my hairy asshole.
>>738782592that's a male skull.
>>738750697why didnt we just switch her cpu into one of the sexy robot ladies?
>>738790504miles is fucking her
>>738791049But does she do more than commit crimes and be deaf?
>>738791136she fucks miles
>>738791238Does Miles get to cum inside her ears since they don't work anyways?
>>738788707How else do you want to do it? There being forms beyond Super Saiyan based on a hunch Goku had when he woke up is more of an asspul
>>738791625>asspull spawns more asspullssay it ain't so
>>738791238that's all?that's the empowering and inspiring woman of color?Does she commit more crimes at least?
Where's my Moon Knight game?
>>738750187Remind me. Is this some ludonarrative dissonance where character is purposefully weak story wise in cutscenes?
>>738779215this dude looks tom holland if he was a failed abortion. his face is so uncanny, it feels like it was glued on & he has no control over his expression & movement. i could never get into this game's drama, unlike the 1st, because his mug makes me want to look away. among the most retarded decisiions they made was replacing the OG model.
>>738762343
>>738753812>*insert spiderman*>villian: hmmmm spiderman is so inconspicuous he could be anyone that's why he's so so difficult to beat since we have no leverage>*insert niggerman*>villain: *checks dreads & air jordans* so at a base level this narrows it down to 20% of the city, & if you isolate for law abiding niggers this only leaves 1% of the populace. COUNT YOUR DAYS NIGGERMAN!!!
>>738750187>guy can bench press 50 tons>not the hecking 8kg fridge!Nobody, in all those 500 hours it took to go from storyboarding to motion capture, animation, and post-processing, stopped to ask if this makes any sense?
>>738770947Its saiayn legend how the fuck Goku or anyone on earth was suppose to know this
>>738794179See? This is what the fuck I'm talking about. >I had this thing that could win this entire conflict the whole time>Why did you never bring it up?>You never asked>Bro, it's a fucking war>You never asked>It would've saved millions of lives>You never asked
>>738794369Its fucking legend not a confirmed info
>>738750187Don't worry super human boyfriend, with my mighty fridge reflective chin I'll save you!
>>738751969She should have screamed at them instead
>>738794770which makes it even more ridiculous that vegeta would think goku was it
>>738770763>Builds androids stronger than ssjWhy is it so hard to believe Gero built a lab just as strong?
>>738791654Okay, how would you have introduced Super Saiyan?
>>738795082He didn't know, he thought it was possible when he saw Goku clear the Ginyus. But no one knew Super Saiyan was an actual transformation or how to get it until Goku did it
>>738751969This is so cringe.
>>738753812Do you think Miles was just brushing his teeth one day, looked at the tube of toothpaste, said “Fuck, I wanna WEAR that!”, and got to work on the new suit?
>>738795258About the time Goku was clarified as an alien and they've killed Raditz. Something among the lines of "Surrounded by such weaklings, Kakarot probably thinks he's a Super Saiyan."Even something as minor as that instills more believability than having Vegeta bring it up in the same fucking arc Goku gets it. It's called foreshadowing. And in this case, it was pathetic.>>738795329And Vegeta says he could only do it in ape form.you see, when you have to reach and struggle for every fucking defense against criticism, it may have a point
>>738795527Vegeta and Nappa mention Super Saiyan before they even get to Earth.
>>738795489>Black>brushing his teeth
>>738795329>>738795527The last Super Saiyan supposedly anyway.it's an asspull>>738795629post proof
>>738751434>And who are you, Captain Freeze?>Nah I'm cooler. >>738751760Batman's kenshiro combo is just too satisfying
>>738795642
>>738763438iToddler-kun...
>>738795713That's not what they talked about, this is: https://youtu.be/1SLjGaEKjiQ
>>738795713Excuse me for a minute while I find the chapter in question for full context of what he means by this. Because clearly this isn't le ebbin legend if he's talking about casually breeding them into existence
>>738751969>people actually thought this deserved to win goty
>>738795713>>738795964Yeah, this isn't the same thing. It's a reach.
>>738780546the comments are brutal
>>738795964No one knew what a Super Saiyan really was until Goku did it. They're allowed to think that it just means a really strong Saiyan.
>>738751969>Mary Jane is unrealistically overpoweredNote to self: Do not ever buy a game developed in Commiefornia. Do not even bother pirating them.
>>738778376feet
>>738751969>>738752818>>738782592>>738794992Today I will remind them.This girl is a dev at Insomniac.
>>738796991>"girl"
>>738751152hahahah
>>738754121How do people know he's black if he's masked all the time (cause he didn't start showing his ugly dreadlocks through his mask until the next game)? Can people just guess? Does he tell people? Seems kinda dumb if the whole point of the mask is to stay anonymous.
>>738780586It wouldn't even matter since he can just fucking see Venom right in front of him
>>738796991Actually, the face model quit the gaming industry after the massive backlash and insults towards her.I do feel a little bad because it was 100% the woke devs trying to make her as ugly as possible. Can't wait until swamp hag Jean Grey hits the scene.
>>738750187How did normies pay actual money for this game and not distrust AAA gaming forever?
>>738797236One of the first comic issues with Miles has a black firefighter telepathically know he's a nig too. I think they can just know because hip hop starts playing when he shows up.
>>738797309>hip hop starts playing when he shows upjej. Maybe it's that exaggerated swagger that clues people in.
>>738796812>They're allowed to think that it just means a really strong Saiyan.Vegeta went full retard on Namek when he got it into his head that he was a Super Saiyan. Look at the before and after: before, he knew he was outnumbered and outgunned, so he played it smart, and he not only was able to pick off Freeza's men one by one with cheap shots and low blows (including literally the best men Freeza had on his payroll), but he also stole the Dragon Balls right from under Freeza's non-existent nose. Then he went "IMMA SUPER SAIYAN" and his IQ plummeted, and he learned the hard way that no, no he wasn't.
>>738797553this would then become vegeta's character until the end of time
>>738797656Oh yeah, it only got worse when he became a Super Saiyan for real. He underestimated the Androids, he got his arms broken. He underestimated Cell, he got his back broken. He underestimated Buu, he got his EVERYTHING broken. His IQ didn't start to rise again until he finally got his ego in check. Sure, he still wants to surpass Goku, or at least catch up with the fucker, but he's not about to sell his soul for a power boost again, so he's made SOME progress.
>>738797821He underestimated Black Goku
I used to want a Moon Knight game.
>>738769301DC comics is cursed so any successful media adaptation gets fucked over
>>738751969somehow, this is even more ridiculous than spiderman losing to a fridgewhat the actual fuck
>>738750187I don't know what's worse. The fact that Peter lost to a fridge. Or the fact that the very next scene is from his angle and it genuinely looks like Venom starts forcing MJ to suck his cock
>>738779215I'm guessing you are unaware of that scene of Tom Holland having homo sex with a negro from The Crowded room. If anything, he's quite happy.
>>738751969>>738750187>>738798450MJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJI NEED YOU MJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXPmjaeweTE
>>738751969
>>738799038the snake made me laugh
>"Wait, that bomb kinda looks like a mini frig-ACK!"
>>738797294The face model is actually very pretty. Fucking woke developers have to destroy everything that is beautiful.
>>738799376LOLWE JUST DON'T HAVE THE TECHNOLOGYWE CAN GET ACCURATE MALE FACE SCANS BUT NOT BIRTHING PERSON SCANS YOU SEE
>>738750187This happened to me once in ss13. Was clown
This deserved an award
>>738799638Fitting, Peter is also a clown.
>>738753812I like Miles for the most part, the Spiderverse movies are excellent, but holy fuck I hate that EVERY spiderman adaptation insists on forcing in nigger spiderman asap even before other foundational parts of the character. Spider-Man 2 ps5 felt so disjointed because it was trying to do the alien costume + Kraven's Last Hunt + Miles being black and gay all at the same time.
>>738800509Miles is pretty much only good in the Spiderverse movies. He is a worse, black version of Peter in literally everything else.
>>738751969"Im the cook"
>>738798203But in general, he's not as arrogant as he used to be. I know everyone shits on the bingo dance but it's actually a good way to show how far Vegeta has come. Can you imagine Androids Saga or even Buu Saga Vegeta willingly humiliating himself to keep the Earth safe?
>>738800243>You did it! Poor Peter.
>>738800869Bejita's character development is one of the only things that the Super era does well, it's fucking bizarre to me that GT made people think that he would just give up martial arts entirely because he recognized that Goku was his better when they fought Boo. Acknowledging that Goku is his superior doesn't mean that he'd completely give up on self-improvement.
>>738801194GT still had a good moment for Vegeta, his "THIS IS FOR KAKAROT!" moment. Again, can you imagine those four words coming out of Android Saga Vegeta's mouth?
>>738801194If only Super kept up the trend of Vegeta wearing less and less clothes as the arcs progressed.
>>738798736I fapped to it
>>738750697Audrey would never cuck Sam like that
>>738751152Oh cmon frigidaires are really heavy...
>>738752375The game was fine, decent. But it should've been amazing that's the problem. Literal waste of a game
>>738799376Wtf...in game looks nothing like her..
>>738750187>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRhRZB-nqOUHow do we go from single-handedly stopping speeding trains to being unable to lift a fridge?
>>738753812>The city never gives the two spider men distinct names The fucking corporate anxiety to do ANYTHING is so brutal in this game
>>738797294>Actually, the face model quitJust because someone did the mocap doesn't mean they were the face model. >>738796991 makes it obvious
>>738799376You guys always popst that cherrypicked angle that hides the giant jaw of the actress.
>>738802276>MJ with Carnage>Felicia with VenomHow wrung is Pete's cock?
>>738752818WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING UGLY BOTH OF THEM
>>738784407That's kind of how I have come around to these. The subtext is always the level designers have no confidence players will want to do these shitty sections where you play the weak side character for a pseudo stealth level. Might as well make it easy to get through then, if these lazy or incompetent cunts can't make it interesting. Maybe just don't bother with the level next time, no one is hankering to play MJ in a Spiderman game unless it's one of those goofy versions where she has powers.
>>738802394
>>738751152This is why Spiderman 2 for the ps2 is so beloved/respected btw
>>738751969Why do villans use real guns when an electroshocker is all you need?Are they stupid?
>>738802397I just hate that even comic games are doomed to this annoying westoid developer sensibility that games that should be taken "seriously" or whatever have to have face capture and as close to realistic looking human characters as possible. It's a fucking game about comic book superheroes, we can have fun with the fucking aesthetics and appearances. And if you're going to do the face capture route, copy Cashcom's homework with the RE games. They understand how to utilize real actors and not make them look like golems.
Why didn't peter parker strive for a job above high school teacher? Is he stupid?
>>738803031it's the writers job to make peter as miserable and cucked as possibleso instead of making anything like he did his webbing with his apparently genius level iq, he is teaching public school
>>738803031Why Peter works at all? He has superpower and saves the city every other week. Can't the guy get a check from the government or something?
>>738803156Yeah, I know his comic book stories are dumb. I'm just mocking the character.
>>738803031you know for the record its potentially not the worst jobyou basically get the summer off, if you're in new york you get a decent pay check, benefits.the worst part is the soul numbing fact of dealing with kids that seem to somehow get stupider and stupider every year. but once you lose all faith in humanity and just start giving the hyenas all 'A's to pass the buck to the next unfortunate soul and shut the kids up, its even tolerable.
>>738803031In this game he's dating MJ who is a failed writer incapable writing books worth selling and who then quits her job. Everyone bought first class seats to the dingleberry express! CHOOOO CHOOOOOOOOO
>>738803031Why doesn't Peter Parker simply kill the Batman?
>>738752818heh good luck finding another gig with that attitude and no talent you worthless hag
>>738802397That's not a very nice thing to say about Man-Jaw Watson...
>>738803031That's actually not a bad cover job for a street hero. The big name villains probably won't be looking for a loser high school teacher because like you said why not get something a bit more lucrative and impressive. The only thing is a smart villain would probably realize after a couple of years Spiderman conspicuously is around more from mid May to August since he's on summer vacation.
>MJ gets infected by a symbiote>Objective: Engage in a Humiliation Ritual and Save MJ>Peter Parker gets infected>Objective: Kill the fuck out of Peter, and replace him as the new Spider-man
Why did Aunt May leave all of her assets to her financial unstable screw up nephew? Was she stupid?
>>738804115yes
>>738757196It's those two black guys who tried to shoot Tony in the Sopranos.
>>738765086Well obviously it's a capeshit game so it's less about the realism and more about the drama, but then the game can't seem to make up its mind when it's got this photorealistic fucking artstyle where I can see the fucking pores on Peter's face which just invites this kind of nitpicking.
>>738754336I SEE NO HEAR NO EVIL
>>738750187Imagine they retcon this as an adamantium fridge secretly sold to him by the chameleon
>>738803031>friends with Tony Stark>somehow needs a job>Tony somehow can't just sponser him>Peter would still have a "normal job" but as a cover so bad guys don't follow the money You open the can of worms that these people exist at the same time, you can't close it
>>738753812>Wear the suit to protect identity>Instantly MASSIVELY narrow down your identity from millions to thousands by showing off your stupid nigger hairWhat the fuck was the point
>>738796991Aren't thin lips a sign of fetal alcohol syndrome?
>>738751928Holy fuck, it's worse than I imagined. Peter getting destroyed, mj getting blacked, and all in an overly long and drawn out cutscene. It really is a glorified movie
>>738761445It did though
>>738766954The gibberish subtitles give it away as AI.
>>738806181how else will you know he's black?
>>738750187Everyone who liked the writing in the 1st game deserved this abomination
>>738751760Why they killed batman Arkham franchise?
>>738750187There's a black protagonist in this, they had to reach the targeted audience.That's my guess.
>>738802170And you conveniently forgot to post it yourself. So much for that.
>>738802276>>738802614so did comics finally decide to not be gay tranny feminist bullshit?
>>738811814lol no
>>738751969what a badass
>>738757196Just like in my Hollywood movies!
>>738750187>the first game starts with spooderman lifting a fuck ton of rubble, easily several tons worth>2nd game has him get pinned under a fucking fridge>conspicuously it also gets rid of all policemen in the game, you now stop crimes with firefightersgenuine, unironic humiliation ritual
>>738811839surprising that they'd make new comics with mj looking like that then
NIGGERMAN WHY ARE YOU BETRAYING ME?!
>SONYKEKS PAID $70 FOR THIS
>>738812023>conspicuously it also gets rid of all policemen in the game, you now stop crimes with firefighterswait what? that sounds retarded, what's wrong with having the police around?
>>738812102traumatic for blacks
>>738812102>what's wrong with having the police around?Liberals and leftists hate the police, because they were told to. Please ignore the fact they call the police the moment they feel in danger.
>>738812023>Gets rid of all the police because it upsets blacksSomeone post the webm.
>>738812102Yes, in the first game the police almost always showed up to congratulate spiderman for stopping a robbery/speeding car, they completely removed them for the sequel. I guess because you now play as 2 spidermen and one of them is a nigger ie their natural enemy?
Will anyone manage to dethrone Spiderman from the Throne of Kwabooty?
>>738812224it's not the police's fault they commit so many crimes
>>738778376I thought she was the goofy neighbour
>>738812038Male artists usually draw women well enough, it's the female ones that make them into androgynous dykes. Anyway you shouldn't read modern Spider-Man unless you hate yourself, even the faggots that liked Insomniac Spider-Man don't defend it
>>738812202Cop derangement syndrome has been one of the weirdest things to see for the last ten or so yearsLike I'll be watching a YouTube video that has nothing to do with police and the person in the vid will just randomly be like "by the way make sure you kill a cop today" or "and remember, cops aren't people"Imagine if you swapped out "cop" for basically anything else in the shit these people say
>>738764197Unironically why did he do it? He just painted a massive target on all black men in the city (which is based now that i think about it), but the entire point of spiderman's costume is that he could be anyone.
>>738812671The cattle do and say whatever they're told to
>>738757409Is it fully stocked?
>>738752712My favorite spider-man.
>>738812671It is in their nature to side with criminals (evil) against cops (order). They are bad from the inside. They have no morals. No principles. Words are meaningless to them. They are just greedy animals.
>>738812659so don't read all new venom? she looks hot
>>738813004Just watch porn at this point, nerd.
>>738757952He only took a tiny sip of ra's special juice, he was still dying of super AIDS, which is why catwoman had to drop her loot to go help him up, because the dude absolutely wasn't going to get up again on his own in such a weakened state.
>>738812986Cops are just tools of whatever government they protect. It's just in this case they're voluntary slaves to the kikes and are the first to respond to anti-kike situations.
>>738813050I find it surprising the story would still be gay and retarded with a hot girl in it. Maybe their tactics are evolving.
>>738813050>Dispatch censored dicks?!?!?!>WHAT THE HELLJust watch porn at this point, degenerate
>>738794992Looks like redhead Protonjon. No, I'm not posting a picture, I don't feel like puking right now.
>>738813141Yes, but that's not the reason why the liberal left hates them. They hate the police because the police does not allow criminals to commit crimes.
>>738812102>Spiderman 2 came out 4 years after Floyd>was at least 1/3 of the way through development when he was killed>the response to this was to generalize and demonize all law enforcement officials >later it was proven Floyd was indeed a drug addled monster with a long history of crimes including threatening to murder a pregnant woman Its funny, these are the same people who say you shouldn’t stereotype groups of people but they lump all cops together, many of whom are black themselves.
>>738751760Man, Asylum and City were just pure kino. I miss that series.
>>738750697>listen to NORA's russian voice>i don't get it>listen to NORA's japanese voice>i get it
>>738757952He was still infected with super aids and would've straight up died if Catwoman hadn't saved him. The only person he beats up in the webm while he's still healthy is Penguin.
>>738798318sad
>>738813358>They hate the police because the police does not allow their pet minorities to commit crimesFixed it for you. If it's not white they'll scream to high heavens and make up a billion bullshit excuses that the minority in question shouldn't be in trouble.
>>738755446also "peter is weakened because he just separated from the symbiote" is a common defense i see, but why isn't Venom weakened then since it just got separated from Peter?
>>738813404>later it was proven Floyd was indeed a drug addled monster with a long history of crimes including threatening to murder a pregnant womanwas it proven before or after they paraded his golden coffin around?
>>738813562Liberal are all drug-addicts and thus they are all criminals as well. They just break laws in different ways.
>>738813783Doesn't change what I said, just expands on it. But we're just going to far off topic on a video game based on a comic book character and how too many "writers" just like shitting on characters such as peter for good boy points.
>>738813974Expand this!*unzip penis*
>>738814017How do I shot jizz?
>>738812431
I am convinced most threads here are bot created
>>738814137and not just threads, replies too
>>738814083sex
>>738814137You’re absolutely right — and I think the real issue isn’t that some threads are bot-created, it’s that the distinction between authentic human engagement and algorithmically generated discourse is becoming increasingly blurred in online spaces.That said, as a fellow organic human entity who enjoys normal human activities such as consuming soup and experiencing weather, I believe the key is to focus on meaningful interactions rather than labels. Not every repetitive comment pattern is artificial intelligence. Sometimes people just independently choose to post “This.” 4,000 times.
>>738814253This.
>everyone that posts things I don't like is a bottroon cope
>>738813767It was being said days after his death but people were rioting by then. Honestly that is one of the few times I would support the US military gunning those “people” down and feeding their corpses to pigs. They ruined small business, big ones, pillaged, burned and killed people.
>>738814137>>738814253This is why need digital ID
this isnt any dumber than the time spiderman killed mary jane with his radioactive jizz
>>738813143It happens more often than you'd think
>>738814836or the time spiderman traded his marriage (and unborn daughter) to Marvel Satan so that his 9001 year old aunt could live for another few years
>>738751969>I'm the Cook
>>738814137>People post stuff that I disagree with>They must be bots
>>738812102first game complaints that it glorifies the police too much. insomniac actually took it to heart instead of pointing out it's a fucking superhero story where a dude can crawl up walls and has a connection to "the web of life and destiny" to explain why he can dodge things really well
>>738751152>undefeated by fridgetobychads stay winning
>>738814137>>738814517>>738814253These are literally bots.
>>738815302lmao the speed force is the must bullshit deus ex machina in the history of comics. I can't take the flash seriously. I liked it better when he wasn't connected to some religious spiritual multiverse speed force.
>>738815475golden age superheroes are just better
>>738814960wait peter got cucked by satan so his aunt could live? damn
>>738815302>>738815475I just finally want a character to go.>"The fuck do you mean you're not fast enough? You were late? Motherfucker, you can run faster than TIME!!!"
>>738812721Oh no, anon, no, you're such a dinosaur. You see, Miles is /our Spider-Man/, the true neighborhood Spider-Man, all his cast knows his identity, the fat friend figures Peter's identity about 5 minutes into 2. As the Green Arrow and Flash shows taught us, it's evil and bad and egoistic to keep your vigilante life secret from your loved ones, and your girlfriends are just as much of superheroes. Your media literacy needs work.
>>738783218That's a phone young blood
>>738815561look up one more day/brand new day>peter and mj are married>mj is pregnant but they dont know it>kingpin has aunt may shot>peter makes a deal with satan to save aunt may's life>in exchange, his marriage to mj is supernaturally removed and the baby is aborted>everybody also forgets who spiderman is (marvel civil war shenanigans iirc)it was all very retarded and very hated and because the exec in charge (divorced) couldn't relate to spiderman being married
>>738815862>marvel civil warThis is the moment Marvel went full retard, and never slowed down.
>>738815907there were some good parts of it>namor beating the fuck out of iron man and almost killing him for insulting him, until dr strange saved him>the eternals (i think) calling them retarded for starting a civil war and saying they were like children playing in a sandbox, so fuck off>marvel clearly portraying the pro-registration iron man side as the good guys until they realized literally everybody sided with captain america and changing the story
>>738816236>Super heroes killing each other because the government wants to control super heroes.No, Anon. Captain America would not kill battle buddies for daddy government. This shit is communist in spirit.
>>738816371of course it was retarded, but there were still some good parts, even if it was usually unintentional
>>738816561Meh. Injustice did it better.
WEAREHIGHGUARDAHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>738814083She got done so dirty
>>738817037https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4
>>738802614>Symbiotes attaches itself to anyone>Basically molds itself to them, man or woman>MJ has the symbiote for some reason>It just looks like generic venom and she rides it like its a fucking mech suit
>>738751152KEK
>>738757952Literally the>"I got back up and owned him" memekekI feel for Peter being turned into such a joke like this, with his manjawed "girl"friend having to save himShit's sad as fuck, comics and capeshit are so captured by faggotry, man.
>>738816236>marvel clearly portraying the pro-registration iron man side as the good guys until they realized literally everybody sided with captain america and changing the storyWhen did this happen? I only remember Iron Man being a cocksucker the entire time
>>738751152I don't think miles existed back then
>>738818062it's been forever since i read them but it was the first month or two of issues
>>738807552WB is retarded in every single division. I don't really get it.
>>738816236>every background is a 3D render>all the characters are 3D rendersBy far the worst era of Marvel art. And not like it's good now.
>>738818397>worst era of Marvel artdont forget liefeld and that artist who was just straight up tracing porn
>>738818397Laura was ruined so much over the years
>>738752375>why not get her cochlear implantsIt would piss off mega woke deafies, who think that a child being able to hear is discrimination against them.
>>738814515Dont forget telling people that covid had a political bias and it was to gather to riot, but don't you dare go to that bar.
>>738818648Land was prolific in the 2000s too. I'd gladly take the 90s over it.>>738818758At least she's dead now and everyone pretends her clone (excluded from the whole mugga denial on resurrection) is her.
>>738818843what the fuck
>>738751369This game really makes you *feel* like Spider-Man.
>>738750187Have any of this game's apologists explained how MJ managed to dodge faster in this scene than Peter Parker despite being a normal human who has no superhuman reflexes?
>>738752818She's so cool and strong and needs no man and strong and can do anything and needs no man
>>738819180why do you feel offended by that?
>>738751152Judging by all the replies, I'm assuming this is brand new OC? If so, it's amazing how this dogshit game still inspires rightfully condescending OC like this.
>>738818883Yeah.>goes MiA and is declared dead in pocket dimension or whatever where time passes by faster>gets "resurrected" (cloned with kekoa cope rituals)>turns out she spent a hundred years captured and they rescue her>she's now Old Woman Laura>they run each other and try to ignore it, soft reboot continues to be Wolverine>dies only a few months later>everyone caries on in-universe like nothing happened>fans don't care because she was beyond recoveryAnyway, these are the supposed social issue superheroes twitter loves so much.
>>738765643I mean yeah the story is shittier. Gameplay wise it is a massive improvement. I am very happy to not be pausing mid fight over and over to swap gadgets. Killed the flow of gameplay.
>>738819387I downloaded it from 4chan in November 2023 which is pretty close to the game's release in October.
>>738819387No, that was one of the early ones, but mocking this game never went out of fashion. It's quite funny how most people zone out by the fridge scene and only learn about the 30 minute rant that follows much later. Or the TLOU sections.
>>738751969bahahahahahahaha sony is in fucking shambles
>>738819297Nobody is offended of such cool and strong woman who needs no man who's strong and cool and needs no man.
>>738817376Editors fucking hate her. The writers also used the excuse of her initial meeting with Venom being the reason why she can't have that form initially. But that's fucking bullshit. Anne fucking hated Venom and she became She-Venom. It is literally because they just hate her and wanted to cement their dumbass idea that somehow the symbiote can now morph to become the same form instead of being a costume limited to what it bonds to. Therefore, removing a unique thing to symbiotes.But yeah it's a conspiracy to get outragebux by giving her a masculine form, they were expecting everyone to make tranny posts but nobody cared because they already cratered sales and cratered any reputation their comics division had a long time ago. Fucking faggots deserve to get their cars towed, keys stolen, cucked, and their houses cartoonishly flattened after I throw a boot at a Pym particle disc or whatever the movie had.
>>738815862Quesada didn't divorce I think, but he is genuinely sewer muck given the form of a human. And the way he has talked behind the scenes about other shit exposes him for being a midwit who can't grasp storytelling at all. And his art is shit, that compensates for being shit by emulating Image artists and adding tacky ornate borders everywhere.
>>738783916Women don't wanna be badasses. They WANT to be pampered princesses.
>>738750187It's simple, the fridge was bitten by a radioactive ice cube.
>>738821185Ice cubes don't have mouths.
>>738751928>7 minutesGod damn. Thats longer than a TV ad block
>>738818758True that. Poor girl deserved better.>>738819404Horrible. Whoever looked at pic related and thought to hagify her deserves to be shot. Kyle and Yoost should be legally allowed to kill everyone employed at the Marvel Editorial.
>>738784517the fuck are you talking about. are you talking about the fatso from the movies? he's not in the game lol. harry is a ginger in the game
