>2026 Game Awards show is about to begin>"Everyone, welcome your host.....Geoff Keighley!!">Heavy Applause everywhere>Geoff casually walks onto the stage.>Crowd goes silent>Begins to look around>Pulls out a jar>Hundreds of confused faces around him>places it on floor>stands above it>Drops pants>begins to start kneeling below it>buttocks makes contact with jar>starts forcing himself down on it>The crowd in shock, some covering their mouth...>(POP!!)>Jar is shattered, blood dripping from Geoff's butt cheeks.>paled faces all around him>stands back up, pulls pants back on.>"Ladies and Gentlemen.....WELCOME. TO. MIXTAPE!!!!!">**The crowd goes wild**>"GOD BLESS YOU GEOFF!"
