You killed'a mah brother! YOU SONS OF'A BITCHES!
What's the best rendition of the Grease gun in games?
*eats mushroom and gets REALLY high**starts driving over people while mario kart music plays*
>>738752264HE'S A MARINATING IN HIS OWN RAGU!
>>738752391I liked the one in Half-Life 2 Smod from decades ago because you could do cool slowmo headshots with it that would send people flying backwards because the damage was fairly strong. Probably not that realistic or accurate though.
>>738752264https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HzM7Ocab0cYAHOO YAHOO YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
>>738752264YOU'LL NEVER TAKE-A ME ALIVE! YOU MOTHERFU-
>>738752264YOU'LL NEEVER TEK MI ALIVE, YOU SONSOVABITCHES
>>738752264When I was a kid my older brother would show me this on YouTube but he always stopped the video when they crash the car so I wouldn't see Mario and Luigi getting killed
>>738758117>when I was a kid>youtubeI'm so tired of people who don't belong here remaining unbanned
>>738758238YouTube is over 20 years old
>>738752264This still intrudes on my thoughts decades later.
>>738752264It's funny because Mario isn't dark and edgy xD
>>738758463Nobody below 35 should be posting here, fuck off
This segment gave me nightmares as a kid anytime it played. And then there was the part where Yoshi got his head ripped off in Raccoon City
>>738752264HE'S-A MARINATING IN HIS OWN RAGU
man old robot chicken really was something elsepretty much grew up on early 2000's comedy central/ adult swim
>>738758928Nah, fuck you faggot, I gonna keep posting and you can't do a single thing about it
>>738758928I was born on Jan 8th, 2008. Eighteen years ago btw.
>>738758928
>>738752264>A Whip? I hope you brought something more powerful than-ACK!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uZ_M0w8xKs
>>738758992for a while there, TV really did manage to secure a market share in the "bullshit nonsense" genre that was mostly popular on the internet. Robot chicken, MXC, shit like that is all still moderately enjoyable from time to time
>>738759841I remember how cool it felt seeing videogames referenced by other media at the time, because they still felt like an underground thing. Now there are tons of animated parodies on Youtube made by no talent faggots doing it for monetization bucks that don't actually like videogames.
>>738759235*rapes you*
Raccoon City sounds LOVELY
>>738759986God I miss MXC, peak television
>>738760192Right you are, Ken!
>>738760302>UP NEXT WE HAVE THE DASTARDLY TRIO, CHILDHOOD FEARS>IT'S MONSTER UNDER THE BED,>THE CLOSET MONSTER,>AND DRUNK STEPDAD
>>738760345to this day I still name characters in games Babaganoosh
>The idea was that, like, it's Mario, but like he's in the *real world* and like, he's like, down on his luck, and it's all gritty and serious... and it's like, it's funny because it's the juxtaposition of, like, the cute and lovable Mario characters but it's like, all gritty and real and dark. Don't you think that that would be funny?
>>738758928Why are millennials so bad at accepting they're getting old?
NOW GET YOUR 7'2 ASMATIC ASS BACK HERE OR IM GONNA TELL EVERYONE WHAT A LITTLE BITCH YOU WERE ABOUT PADME OR PADAMADE
>>738758928I love these posts so much. Seeing shitlennials in an enraged nigger state over that fact that their old and irrelevant is sweet. Double points when they seethe about anyone younger than them enjoying something that came from their childhood
>Nobody below 35 should be posting here, fuck off
>>738752264I remember watching this on Google video a few months before Google video got shut down. It was like the third most popular video on the site too.
>>738761987they're*
>>738762070retard
Mama mia! Luigi, we got a pimped out-a ride!
>>738760497I remember when this guy called Egoraptor gay
>>738762126niggerhttps://web.archive.org/web/20051126120914/http://video.google.com/You could actually upload videos to Google a long time ago it wasn't external shit.
>>738761987it's not enough you take our only solace from the real world, you have to take the only site we have left too?the worst part is that it's a cycle and your next generation will do the same to you and your kin after years of acting smugand for the record, I was never someone to hate on the youngins, I'm not even the anon you're dabbing on but know that IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU TOO
>>738758928you know that you only have to be 13 to make a reddit account right? the fact that i can be some 12 year retard and parrot shit on reddit for upvotes and bait just fucking poisons the fuck out of my brain man. what the fuck has happened?
>>738760497>I think it's funny that you think that's funny
>>738763113nta, but that is more a normalfags getting unlimited and free access to the internet problem than it is a zoomer problem. There is no reason every single person should have access to the internet as its proven to destroy society over the last 20 years
>>738752391GFL.
>>738758238lol ur old
guys what if the mushrooms were a-drugs
>>738763893This. If the internet hadn't been overrun by a tsunami of normalfags, the old culture could've been preserved, with a slow intake of people who aren't complete faggots keeping it alive while the rest get gatekept. You can't tell people to lurk for 2 years before posting when they tell you to go fuck yourself and continue spamming whatever offtopic sludge they are posting and they outnumber you 10:1
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>>738759235come back in 2034 when you're older.
>>738752264Have you ever wanted movies free?
>>738764046Kill yourself>>738752391Rising Storm 2 had a pretty good Grease gun.
>>738752264>his mp40 was actually an m3 grease gun the whole timeGoddamn.
>>738764332This chart superficially addresses an issue but doesn’t mention smartphones. Smartphones make access here 24/7 rather than waiting to post after work.
>>738758928BASED
>>738752264I rewatched robot chicken recently and it’s actually fucking awful. It really was pop culture characters doing newgrounds tier edgy shit
>>738768002It was only funny in Middle School just to see what would get referenced.
>>738768002thats what made it so good
I can’t be the only one who was really upset and disturbed by this when I watched it in my single digits, right?
>>738768038Mario to become the next prime minister of Australia?
Who really died that day?
>>738767621This is the actual problem. We've seen the numbers too. At least 90% of the traffic on 4chan is strictly from mobile users.
>>738767621the fuck else are we supposed to do at work. just listen to joe rogan podcasts all day?
>>738768681Not shitpost here all day? Who the fuck wants to browse the net all day, burning their dopamine receptors? The whole point of waiting at school/work is the anticipation of finally doing something fun.
>>738752391Arma 3
>>738752391I like it in new vegas where you one hand it and i swear the fire rate is different every time you pull the trigger>>738752264The safety is visibly on, unwatchable skit
>>738768436Probably Yoshi in Raccoon City
How did adult swim mess up TF2 jokes twice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJDEDjG-MPI
>>738758928What are you gonna do, cry?
>>738758928>they hated him because he spoke the truth
>>738752391You had one in Earned in Blood. A rather rare weapon overall.
>>738752264you guys aren't gonna believe me but I was friends with a guy that recreated that robot chicken gta x mario bit in Halo 3 like they do in old machinima videosI remember watching it when it had over 2000 views and was amazed by ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zNV-Yfd8S4