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What went wrong?
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>>738762374
No GameCube NSO update since March is what’s wrong.
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>>738762374
Seems to be doing fine.
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>>738762374
Your transition.
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>>738762374
It's Nintendo's bi-era overconfidence again.
NES shit, Super nintendo awesome, N64 shit, Gamecube awesome, Wii/Wii U shit, Switch awesome, Switch 2 shit.
Anybody who didn't see it coming was retarded.
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>>738762374
they stopped being able to release new entries in their biggest franchises regularly

consider smash bros:
2 years between 64 and melee
6 years 2 months between melee and brawl
6 years 8 months between brawl and 4
4 years between 4 and ult

Now we're closing in on almost a decade without a new Smash Bros.

or consider 3D mario:
64 -> sunshine = 6 years 1 month
sunshine -> galaxy = 5 years 4 months
galaxy -> galaxy 2 = 2 years 6 months
galaxy 2 -> 3d world = 3 years 7 months
3d world -> odyssey = 3 years 11 months

and now yet again, almost a decade without a new 3D mario

If you stop being able to make games, that's a huge impediment to your operations. Customers are not capable of buying games that don't exist because you've become unable to make them in a reasonable timeframe. It's a serious problem that devtimes have blown out across the board to this degree
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>>738762567
The NES was shit?
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Your bottom surgery
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>>738762567
SAAAAR
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>>738762623
Nintendo's now being hit with the same issues that other publishers have been facing since the PS4 era, that being bloated dev times and rapidly increasing budgets. They were able to dodge this for a while by basically staying on PS3 hardware from 2012 up to the release of the Switch 2, but now it's hitting like a ton of bricks and the only things they can get out in a timely manner are spinoffs and short games like Star Fox 64.
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>>738762374
People mostly buy nintendo to play nintendo games, and there are very few games so far that people actually want to play.
That, and they were apparently doing a big push to get multiplats on the console, which doesn't make much sense because nintendo fans don't really tend to care about games like starwars outlaws (not that anyone else does either), and anyone who is interested in those games probably already has a pc or playstation to play them on and isn't interested in playing them on switch where compromises must be made for the weaker hardware.
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>>738763214
Their games still look like PS3 games though.
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>>738763506
releasing the console with no new mario platformer game was certainly a choice, also the sticker shock for 80 bux mario kart certainly didn't help either
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>>738762374
snoys haven't been permabanned from the site yet
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>hourly snoy cope thread
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>>738763608
The last nintendo console that launched with a new Mario platformer was the N64 in 1996.
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>>738763214
It's a shame that they aren't reducing scope or making smart decisions about what matters. I don't need to see the pores on link's face, stylized art like windwaker holds up unbelievably well today. They should just make more stylized games that don't take over a decade and endless manhours to produce. The juice is not worth the squeeze on graphics, diminishing returns kick in basically instantly
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>>738762374
No good incentives to pick one up right now. The exclusives thus far have only been "nice to have in the backburner', and not must have games. Also the prices on everything being 150% more than they should be across the board doesnt help. Ill wait for the hard hitting exclusives to finally drop before picking up the inevitable oled model
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>hourly NDS thread
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>>738762374
xbox and ps is 100x more powerful and cheaper. oh and more games.
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>Another advertising thread with free doomkek bumping
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>>738762374
its weak as shit. it should have released back in 2021 with this level of power
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>>738765067
Imagine the vile stench of the dysgenic tendie who made this image.
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>>738767625
It's a desperate false flag. Switch is common console to own along with a PC and the games are both on the console.
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Snoys can't get over the 'plastic box without content' comment
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>Bad ghosted blurry screen with poor contrast which is a complete downgrade in every single way from even the switch OLED
>Switch 1 games not running at 1080p
>switch 2 games not running at 1080p, like pokopia and if they do they don't even run at 120fps 1080p like DK bananza running at 30fps
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>>738768394
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>>738768394
>Being this mindbroken because >>738768492 is real
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eric won and got laid
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>>738768394
You know he's desperate when he comes out with outright lies. As if there's any point in trying it with people who both own the console and are better informed. It's just knowingly humiliating yourself at this point.
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Not much
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>>738762567
None of those are shit
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>>738763214
>Nintendo's now being hit with the same issues that other publishers have been facing since the PS4 era, that being bloated dev times and rapidly increasing budgets. They were able to dodge this for a while by basically staying on PS3 hardware from 2012 up to the release of the Switch 2, but now it's hitting like a ton of bricks and the only things they can get out in a timely manner are spinoffs and short games like Star Fox 64.

Anon they are still averaging a game a month plus updating older titles whether they are big or small. They are literally doing better than even Switch 1 in terms of software output and they are also higher quality if you compare Metacritic scores.
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competing with your own market leader was a bold choice.
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>>738762374
Nothing. It has loads of games already and it's selling like crazy
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It beat its upwardly revised sales target and is the fastest selling console ever.
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>>738768492
Isn't that a good thing if it's coming from the leadership though? It means they know there's a problem, and since the Sony CEO is in Japan, that likely means they're going to take the reigns away from the retarded American branch.
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>>738772798
If they did that, then hunters gathering, fairgames, 4loop, and gummie bear would all be cancelled and they'd move on to be making single player games
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>>738762374
no games

ch
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>>738768143
>I-it's not one of us bro I swear it's just a snoy trying to make up look bad!
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>>738762374
Nothing. I bought a Switch 2 for my kid and ended up purchasing every single title that I've missed since the release of the Wii U.
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>>738772620
and yet still no new smash bros or 3D mario in a decade
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>>738762374
No Smash Bros with Crash Bandicoot and Coco Bandicoot.
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>>738767471
The curse of novidia. It will be even worse now that ai slops are 99% of their business.
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>>738762374
no games. no smash, no zelda, no mario, no animal crossing.

why would someone buy a console with no games?
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Let's see...
>boring infographic reveal
>debut direct wasn't transparent about pricing
>$80 mario kart
>lack of zelda or 3D mario in debut year
>big droughts between real directs
>shitty screen so they can sell you the oled version later
>too big
>$100 joycons with no hall effect / tmr sticks
>game keycards
>switch 2 editions in place of actual new games despite backwards compat being a thing
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>>738762374
>Best selling console launch in history
>Outperforming Nintendo's sales expectations
Nothing went wrong. It's just salty fanboy cope, as usual
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>>738777935
>Even Nintendo are surprised at tendies buying their slop

Not a good sign
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>>738778320
>Being the best selling launch of all time isn't a good sign, actually...
Salty fanboy tears.
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You do know that being the best selling console means jackshit if people aren't playing anything outside of what came bundled with it
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>>738778371
>sales sales sales
Tendies really do have no standards. As long as it sells well you people couldn't care about the quality of these games

And you wonder why pokefags are stuck with mostly shit games
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>>738778852
>On my business card, I am a corporate president. In my mind, I am a corporate president. But in my heart, I am a corporate president.
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>>738778984
I think your bot is malfunctioning
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>>738772989
Too far along to cancel. They get to come out and flop as a humiliation ritual on the heads of Hulst and Ryan.
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>>738762374
Nogaems. Too expensive. I cant crap money.
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>>738778768
Salty fanboy tears
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>>738779438
Didn't the PS5 just have it's second price hike of the year?
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>>738762374
no piracy, so no point in buying
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shitch poo
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>>738779627
HOLY KEK
>It's real
Wow...
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>>738768492
>>738779627
Maybe read the thread.
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The piss5 barrier is too strong...
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>>738762374
>What went wrong?
Nintendo.
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>>738778852
So strong they've got no fuckin games and their stock is getting dicked into the dirt.
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>>738762567
retard
>>738779627
KEK ITS REAL
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>>738779627
>>738780048
>>738768492
>>738783175
schizophrenic samefag
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>>738783468
cope snoy
let me know when you have a game worth buying a nogamesstation
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>>738782168
LMAO
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>>738783583
Astro bot exists
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No games due to no performance.
Devs don’t want to deal with that outdated shitheap
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>>738783639
KEEEEEK good one buddy
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>>738783676
guess that explains why so many newer games run like complete shit on base PS5.
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>>738783639
>can’t even change camera sensitivity or music audio volume
horrible. dropped that shit after an our
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>>738783681
>T-t-that one doesn't count!

Every time
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>>738762374
ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME
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>>738783817
even your pastas are ports
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>>738783771
fine, i'll let you have one (1). its not a system seller. anything else?
>>738783817
>extra syllables all over the place
kek snoys cant even write parodies, truly creatively bankrupt
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>>738783846
Even your comments are remakes
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>>738762502
lol
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>>738783979
all of this because nintendo are anti gen AI, investors really are short sighted dumb fucks lmao.
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>>738783979
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>the nigger is dumping his folder not even 100 replies into the thread
oh he is MAD mad.
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>the nigger is dumping his folder not even 100 replies into the thread
>oh he is MAD mad.
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>he instantly outed himself
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>>738784012
yeah i'm sure that's the reason and not the disastrous launch of the shitch 2 you delusional brainwashed tendie manchild lmao
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>>738783979
it's over
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>>738784148
whats disastrous about it? Its still the fastest selling console in all of mankinds history.
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>>738783979
OOF
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>he is now relegated to samefagging until the thread gets archived or he gets curbstomped by the jannies
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>>738783979
This kills the tendie
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>>738784287
is this Eric in the room with us right now?
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>>738784341
How are you not embarrassed by this?
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>>738783639
ONE GAME
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>>738784287
>>738784014
>>738784341
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>>738784467
Livestream your tiny Indian cock first
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>eric is real and not some concept of an individual made up by the collective consciousness of /v/
holy shit
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>>738784538
>>738784574
holy samefag
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>>738784538
I mean he did doxx himself many years ago while defending Mighty Number 9 of all things, just because he was thought Megaman 11 was a Switch exclusive.
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You rang?
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>>738784574
One last time, Eric doesn't exist, he only exists in your low IQ tiny peanut sized brain, get help
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>>738784538
>made up by the collective consciousness of /v/
It's made up by one single mentally ill Anon, which is (You)
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I exist. And it's all thanks to you.
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>>738784619
WAIT
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eric are you ok?
eric are you ok?
are you ok eric?
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yeah im alright
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>>738784619
>>738784751
Nice try, BITCH
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>>738762374
Nintendo consoles live and die through software.
Does it have exclusive Pokemon, Zelda, (3D) Mario, Smash and Mario Kart? Then it sells.
The Wii U failed this barebones requirement and thus failed.
The GC had them for the most part, but still lived through the aftermath of the N64 scaring of 3rd party developer while directly competing with XBox and Playstation.
The Wii won back 3rd party devs while also being more affordable than its competition. It was also piss easy to install homebrew on.
The Switch is not only budget friendly, but also perfect for AA studios to release games on. Its catalogue is honestly amazing.
There's just practically no reason to buy a Switch 2 yet. Aside from buying it before the price increase that is.
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Leave my son out of this you pathetic cultists
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>>738784764
>two posts on the exact same second are one person
Why is this rampant shitposting still allowed?
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>>738784806
You aren't fooling anyone.
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What went wrong is they forgot to make games for their fisher price tablet. They are more concerbed with DMCA'ing a wrestler because he had the triforce tattood on his ass
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>>738762374
>Iwata died.
>Reggie forced to "retire"
>The new management have never played a single game in their lives
Sad.
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>>738785150
*concerned
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Press L3+R3 to activate Sony Vision.
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>>738778950
To be fair, I think Furukawa thinks he is a entrepeneur or corporate leader, someone like Musk, Jobs, Tim Apple.
But he is a literal nepo baby that inherited Nintendo at its peak, and its has been nothing but downhill since then.
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ok nevermind i dont think eric is real
you are all schizos here
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>>738785428
Eric has to be real else tendies have nobody to blame
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its still fucking hilarious to watch people lose their shit about some made up faggot on a 4chan board
just play your damn games bro who cares
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>>738785579
This sounds like something that *ric would say
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>>738785571
It's almost as if those are the first switch 2 stock images on google!
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>>738785579
Hi Eric
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>>738785669
>>738785709
i say this as someone who thinks that sony is shit. anyone who is wasting their time actually getting heated about some 4chan tard and console wars is a waste of oxygen
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>>738785773
kek this got all of you console war schizofaggots to shut up immediately. now if youll excuse me im going to go play mario kart world
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>>738786909
Post a pic of your switch

You're not playing anything, faggot
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>>738787021
>eric (or whoever the fuck nintendo schizos think this is) is back (probably so he can bump his own thread)
have fun kid
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>>738787021
Is this a self-own? The switch fan posted an embarrassing gif
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>>738785579
what games lol if there was stuff to play they wouldn't be here 24/7 alternating between this shit and begging for a real direct
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>>738768362
>Nintendo Barrier
what did they mean by this?
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>20 million sales in just 1 year
Looks fine to me. Keep malding eric.
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i will keep malding
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>>738787465
and yet /v/ browns mald at Wilds, a software product, selling over 10m in a year... curious
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>flagrant fanboy thread
>still up 12 hours later
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>>738787409
Just reminding everyone that the barrierstation comment caused him immense asspain.

You can tell what makes him melt because he always tries to uno reverse bad news about sony however retarded it might be
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>>738762374
holy tendies melty in here lmao
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dont cheat on your wife bro
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>>738787553
Wilds is trash
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we're never having normal nintendo threads again are we? all have to be ruined by schizos and shitposters
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>>738762374
Tendie flagellation thread lol don’t worry Star Fox will save them! It’ll all be worth it you’ll see!
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ugh... nintendo. or something
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>>738787715
Tendie cultists shit every thread up so no
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>>738787715
nope
even moreso because of >>738787607
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>>738787819
heh got em eric
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Me and my buddy Dylan are going to Nintendo HQ to rectify the situation immediately.
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>>738787656
atlus ports killed my favorite console
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>>738787715
you brainwashed cultists are the main reason why gaming is so fucking shit these days so no
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>>738762374
No new Mario or Zelda. Those are my favorites.
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>>738762374
you being a retarded poorfag.
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>>738787652
see>>738787626

Are you ready for the famitsu thread, Eroc ? I can't wait to watch you embarass yourself
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>>738787890
Tell them to fix the Star Fox designs
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>>738788071
>muh sales
how about fucking game announcements you son of a bitch
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>>738762374
furukawa
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>>738788131
the barrierstation 5 comments making snoys mad will always be funny.
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>>738783979
>make greedy nipkike the head of company
>company immediately suffers losses
lol
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>>738788176
everyone plays monster hunter on pc anyways
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Hundreds of Erics is waiting for yo motherfuckin' call and they all talking shit about Nintendo right now.
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>>738788262
Next MH game will be another Nintendo exclusive. You PC cucks ruined MH Wilds
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>>738788176
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>>738762374
best thread on /v/ right now
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>>738788376
looks like he already figured out how to bypass the barrier, unlike snoy.
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>>738762567
>NES shit
>N64 shit
Fuck off zunc, stop pretending you were ever there
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>>738788481
The only thing Sony can think of is calling the PS5 a plastic box with no content.
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>>738788376
Sounds just like what the Capcom dude said about Ps5 lol.
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>>738788131
Yeah Nintendo is outselling the ps5 consistently, we have known this for 10 months now
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>>738788661
thats why its not news and they should announce some games
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>>738762374
>what went wrong with the greatest console ever made, best selling ever, with the most high quality exclusives in the shortest period time since the 2000s
Nothing?
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>>738762374
games for toddlers
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>>738788581
Maybe if you are a macaco with poor reading comprehrnsion
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>>738788581
Nah, the Capcom dude saying that about the PS5 is way worse.
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>>738788714
They just announced another exclusive a week ago?
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>>738788714
Like they did a dew days ago with star fox ? Are you very slow or just very stupid ?
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>>738788743
No, he's not you.
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>>738788724
>games for toddlers actually sold more than GoWR, GoY, Astro, etc.
sounds like barrierstation is the real problem.
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>hourly snoy cope spam
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>>738788743
Well how about you explain it then?
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>>738788842
If you cut all the third parties out this chart looks a lot more grim.
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I wonder what today's spiral's about.
>>738777057
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>>738788842
by far the best selling third party console storefront.
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>>738788972
>No one buys a gay Indian cuck game other than diehard snoys
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Sorry but where the fuck is smash bros? where is Mario??? Mario is MISSING. My yip yip yahoo jump guy IS MIA. FUCKING!!!!!
HHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHH
my post best post
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>>738788901
yep, but since it's the actual PS5 best selling list, it's pretty grim even for 3rdies.
>>738788976
with shit like FFXVI, Wilds, E33 and Elden Ring, it's not really surpring.
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>>738788885
Barrierstation is a barrier to sales because it's a very expensive box with barely any good game to play, so people aren't buying it to play a single game .

The only people who bought it are sportsball brownoids, and those won't buy capcom games

Nintendo does not have that predicament, since there are a lot of games and many more coming that people want to play, so the cost of the console looks much less steep in that case. Bringing in more games, as furokawa said, will help too.

Basically, barrierstation is a useless plastic box and putting your nom-sportsball game on it is suicide.
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>>738788376

>>738779627 at least it has games
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>>738788724
Assturdbot is not on the Switch tho
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>>738789164
>Xbox game does better than GoW
Better Men...we failed...
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>>738789206
so why did RE9 and Pragmata sell more on PS5 than Switch 2?
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>>738789278
silence, actroon
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>>738789125
nintendo fucking FORGOT MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>738788972
KEEEEEEK
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>>738789278
released sooner, and not enough time has passed for the Switch legs to take over. Switch 2 versions should be ahead by 2028.
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>>738788972
tomorrow will be wild.
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>>738789206
*plastic box without content
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>>738789352
C'mon eric you should be defending the barrierstation, you are losing your edge, like sony is losing every single sales
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>>738789372
re9 was day and date on switch 2 and it still lost hard to ps5, even in japan where their install bases are extremely close.
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>>738788285
I hate you.
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>>738789418
without content is implied when talking about the barrierstation
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>>738789458
here come sealion fag. here to sealion and go in circles.
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>>738762374
Nothing?
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>>738789503
get your trip off, eric. You got some throarpoating to do.
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>>738789503
>31
>bald
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>>738789352
>forgot
Mario alone got more games than PS5 did with exclusives.
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>>738789458
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>>738762374
economy, timing
As mediocre as the launch lineup is, the competition is retarded, hence the very strong launch day despite that. Should've either released a year earlier or three years later.
>b-but that's cope
Literally everyone is delaying their next gen consoles and spiking the price of current gen hardware. Even Valve who has the least skin in the game and are largely immune to time sensitive releases had to delay the Steam Frame and Steam Machine.
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>there's a dedicated autist who calls everyone eric on every thread that slightly criticizes nintendo
Imagine using this passion and drive to living a live worth living instead of spending it on defending a multimillion dollar corpo like a retard. The human mind is a mystery
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>>738789731
all trash
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>>738789698
macaxo genetics. You didn't mention that he's also fat, ugly and retarded, why ?
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>>738789748
But enough about OP and his aggressive defense of Sony.
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>>738789737
total RE9, Pragmata and Nintendo victory
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>738789814
>i-it doesn't count
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>>738789748
Imagine, if you will, being born brazillian. A fate worse than death, right ?
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>>738762374

Nintendo's bill counting machines cant count the incoming tsunami of cash fast enough. They have to order more of them.
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>>738789814
People like you are so predictable.
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>>738789698
Here's Doug.
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>>738790039
>>738789891
>brings up Astro Bot
>tendies: IT DOESNT COUNT!
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>>738790047
this honestly just makes the game look bad with all the troon shit
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>>738790106
PREDICTABLE.
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>>738789892
>A fate worse than death, right ?
nta and brazillian here. I unironically would rather die and be reborn as a brazilian again than being reborn as an american.
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>>738790106
post your Astro copy, delulu-kun.
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>>738790163
But it's fun if I want to get at evil people such as the snoy schizos.
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>>738790163
Just another thing to hate NoA as usual really.
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>>738790210
Poor macaco, he's so weak mentally that he convinced himself that living in a favela with other brownoids subhuman is better than living in a real country
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>>738790310
>a real country
couldn't care less for shit like that. just the fact that I'd have to live with religion fanatics, jews and real Untermensch like you is what make america completely shit.
but keep trying and maybe you'll be able to change my mind or even make me mad about it, nig-chan.
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>>738762374
All the games are "deepen thy covenant" tier.
My meaning being: mediocre-at-best games that have no merit to stand on and are thus supported by die hard cultists who buy games not with any mind to quality, but solely towards deepening their covenant and making their brand loyalty ever the more potent.
A ritual of brand loyalty, and an exercise in sating the hollow ego masked in brands which, with desperate claw, holds the bled dry ragged remains of nostalgia.
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>>738791039
and what games do you play, anon?
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>>738791039
damn all that mad because sony is failing lol
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My criticism would be that they releases 2 racing game side by side, then 2 sims side by side.
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>>738791039
damn, you so perfectly describe snoy games that I thought I was in an anti-snoy thread.
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I'm so glad we can have this same thread every hour of every day. It definitely isn't just infinite seething from assmads who don't play video games on a video game board.
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>>738790310
must be nice to live in a real country
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>>738791039
The trvth nvke that shattered tendies
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>>738762374
No games
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>>738791182
too many games oh nooo
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>>738791120
Lately, Katamari. Very fun.
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>>738791430
the games are good tho
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>>738791570
based
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>Nintendo Seethe General
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>>738784242
You realise launch sales rate isn't permanent? That they slow down? In the case of the Snitch 2, they slowed down tremendously once they started hiking up the prices.
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>>738791863
Yep, they forecasted over a 3M unit drop in the consoles second year.
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>>738790887
But you don't live with me tho, I took great care to choose a extremely white city to minimise my exposure to browns of all kinds, a wonderful place
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>>738791745
more like nintendo cope general
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>>738792069
cope about nintendo's existence general
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>>738792102
we like old nintendo
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>>738792157
>we
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>>738791927

Surely they won't surpass those 2-3 times like they did this 1st year (not yet finished btw)

Funny how even if they ONLY manage 16 million they are still head and shoulder over every other console
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>>738792157
you liked being twelve
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>>738791863
>>738791927
I wonder if there are any outside factors contributing to this. Like a tech or gas crisis going on.
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>>738792256
To be fair everyone misses being younger when shit wasn't THIS dire.
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>>738792363
I loved being a kid but my life is still great, id say that if my life back then was a 10/10, today its a 9/10
I have more money and time now, and i still enjoy all the nintendo games, but the universal bad thing about getting older is seeing all the elders in your family die
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>>738789382
>Threatening
Yawn
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>>738792734
>but the universal bad thing about getting older is seeing all the elders in your family die
Don't remind me, Dad caught cancer and I'm watching him get more and more tired every day, shit sucks.
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>>738792946
I'm sorry to hear that anon, that sounds horrible. I sincerely wish from the bottom of my heart that he will get better, or at least find some comfort in his family. I will pray for him today, and for him every day for as long as I'll remember.
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>>738792946
Stay strong, anon.
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>>738762623
This. It took them over 6 years for a Breath of the Wild Asset flip. In a span of eight years they had OoT, MM, WW, TP. I can't get into the weeds of what happened to make game development so drawn out, but they can't pump out shit at the rate they used to.
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>>738791863
>>738791927
They forecasted 1.5 million increase.
Last year they forecasted 15 million.
This year they forecasted 16.5 million.
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Is the NSO SNES controller worth it or is it nostalgia bait? How does it perform on PC?
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>>738794038
In the Switch’s 2nd year they sold 16.9M with Pokemon Lets Go, Smash and Super Mario Party. This year they have MAYBE a Zelda remake. It ain’t gonna happen.
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>>738789278
Game key cards, unironically
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>>738789278

They're more graphically intensive so naturally a lot of people would prefer to play those on more powerful hardware.
Them being keycard releases like this >>738795494 anon points out is also a factor.

Also, the same day as RE9 came out, RE7 and RE8 were re-released on the Switch 2 as true ports, instead of the cloud streaming titles on Switch 1. Capcom believes this dampened sales slightly and I agree with this assessment.

One other thing, in typical Capcom fashion, those games went on sale on PC and PS5 very soon after launch. I'm not saying this to insult their quality BTW, it's just a known thing with Capcom, they like offering their 10-20% discounts shortly afterwards to keep sales momentum after the initial launch, it looks good for investors.
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>>738791039
I've been playing mario galaxy on the wii and that game is fun as fuck and full of soul. What the hell happened to modern nintendo
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>necrobump
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>>738768143
>Switch is common console to own along with a PC
>Our handheld is too shitty to stand on its own so we have to rely on PC
We don't need Nintendo. Handheld gaming is for children but even IF I wanted to play on a handheld then Nintendo would be my 5th choice if not lower.
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>>738789278
Because they run better while also being cheaper. And it had a physical release unlike Switch 2 which is basically a digital only system.
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>>738772620
>one game a month
>low metacritic score
>even lower sales
Quantity over quality so my friends can make money.
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what didn't go wrong desu
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>>738788581
It is, but tendie tears are getting in the way of their reading comprehension.
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>>738799080
Focusing on the wrong things, senior staff leaving, junior staff having different interests, investor pressure to make certain kinds of design choices
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>>738799947
>H-having games is bad actually!
>Pokopia is one of the highest rated games this year
>Games sell great
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>long break
>followed by 3 self bumps
OP's so predictable.
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>>738792356
So let me see if I got this right. Sony raising the price on their 5 year old console was because they’re greedy and was seen as straight up sacrilege by the tendies. But when Nintendo raises the price on their less than one year old console it’s handwaved away and blamed on external factors.
This is what tendies genuinely believe btw.
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>>738800338
>only snoys complain about shovelware like Mario tennis and Metroid prime!
>okay so who cares if they scored low and didn’t even sell a million copies?!
So which is it? Are all the customers ignoring Nintendo’s “monthly bangers” snoys?
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ERIC WON
TENDIES CRY BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO GAMES
ERIC WON
A PRICE HIKE, THE BIG N MUST BE INSANE
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>>738800461
Considering we're on the third price hike, online's going up, and there are no games coming out despite their prices also going up. Yes. Sony's being greedy.
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>>738762374
They have exclusives but most of them are not system sellers.
I don't get it. They had years to prepare for Switch 2.
Why didn't they develop really big flagship titles for the launch window?
New Smash, mainline Mario etc.
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>>738800813
This is why people call you cultists. You handwaved away Nintendo doing the exact same thing you spent the last year criticizing Sony about. While also ignoring that Nintendo raised the price of the switch 1 last year too.
According to tendies raising the price of a 1 year old and 8 year old console is fine but not a 5 year old one. Their friends at Nintendo just happened to magically choose the right number of years when it’s okay to increase the price of your hardware.
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>>738800545
I didn't even mention those 2 out of 15 games.
You have a huge chip on your shoulder, buddy
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>>738800831
They weren’t prepared other than to try and raise the price of their games by $20 in one gen because they’re far greedier than the other companies who raised it only by $10. But if you take a look at how the sales of Mario kart world tanked the moment their bundle ended, people just aren’t interested in $80 games.
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>>738800948
Sure bud.
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>>738800948
Even if you combine Switch 1 and Switch 2 price increases it's still less than the amount Sony hiked PS5 prices over the past 12 months.
This is why people call you cultists.
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>>738801139
>its okay when Nintendo does it
I know bud. I know.
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>>738801247
Never said it is.
It's a fact Nintendo treated their customers better than Sony. Sorry you can't live it down.
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>>738801362
sure
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>>738800550
>>738800545
>>738800461
>>738800948
>>738801247

Nice samefaggingg. Why is this snoy named Eric so retarded? And only snoys pretend those games aren't good.
You spent the last 16 hours desperately defending this thread.
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>>738801102
>All that trash and only one game visible
I bet they own this shit too



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