>THAT MAN IS LOOKING UP A GUIDE AFTER DYING ONLY ONE TIME
i only look up guides to old point and clicks after being stuck on a puzzle for 3 days
>>738766613>THAT MAN IS MIMICKING A BUILD HE SAW ON YOUTUBE!
>that faggot is making a dead twitter meme thread
>the CEO of an insurance agency casually admits to an employee he enjoys screwing over customers and making a profit for the shareholders >in a kids movie no less
i only got lost and it was tempting okay?!
>>738766613Didn't need to look it up. I had the printed guide books
>die once>google [boss] too hard reddit
>>738766613pussyi look up a guide before i even install the game in the first place
>>738766613>start an RPG>search:youtube.com [GAME] best builds
>>738767137Holy cringeYou might just watch a let's play at this point.
The wiki is off limits for every souls game until I beat it
>>738767038That's still looking it up.
>>738766613
Adulthood is realising that the boss was completely in the right here btw.
>die to boss>die to boss >die to boss>start punching myself in the head out of frustration >defeat the bossYea, im thinking I've cracked the code
I look up guides at the point where I'm no longer having fun
I'd listen to the boss because that's what no one else did
>game seems like it has missable content>end up obsessively reading a guide almost every step of the way just to make sure I don't miss anything in my one and only playthrough>end up not enjoying the playthrough at all and usually end up dropping it halfwayI suck. I suck and I hate myself.
>>738767469Middle managers kiss ass and fuck everyone else over because their only goal is to climb the ladder. They are the worst colleagues in every profession.
>>738766845And boss looked jewish as fuck, like, on the nose
>>738766613>THAT MAN IS LOOKING UP PORN OF THE GAME BEFORE HE FINISHES IT
>>738767469More like adulthood is realizing how evil corpo men are
>love turn based strategy games>some anon shits on it for being to easy>game is notorious for having anons be stumped on certain bosses/enemies>ask anon to elaborate why the game is easy and shit>he starts listing off cheese speedrunning strats pulled from youtube guides
>>738767802Norman was in fact out no matter how many pumpkin bombs he threw.
>don't use a guide>search every nook and cranny of every area>talk to every single npc>attempt to interact with every object>only have half of all possible skill points by the end of the game
>>738767672This except the game DOES have missable content and the one time I decide to progress without a guide I stumble my past a point of no return while missing an extremely important equip and for whatever reason I decide to save (over my one and only existing save, of course) despite having a feeling that I just fucked up.I was not filtered by Final Fantasy, I was actively repelled.It's my fault RPGs became lame. I'm sorry.
forced twitter meme
>>738767201>you MUST learn everything through your own experience with zero help or you are le badhope you don't buy groceries because that would mean you're not hunting/growing your own food and thus you should kill yourself
>>738767757I look up porn of the game without even playing it.
>>738766613how the fuck was i supposed to know that i had to outlast the gross tete while no damaging it?
>>738766613>play game with multiple endings, paths, and missable content>uninstall the game after a single playthrough>read the lore of the other endings via website fandom
>>738766845Would Bob try to apprehend Luigi if his boss was the victim?
>>738768575you're only cheating yourself bruh
>>738768674What is this retarded take?>replay the game and do 98% of the same exact gameplay sequences you did for 20 hours just to get a different 15 minute cutscene at the end of the gameHow is this any different than watching a movie you just saw in a theater for the ending credits to be a little different?
>Play grime 1>Hidden paths arent marked by anything so you gotta use a map or hit every wall like a retard
>>738768789>98% of the same exact gameplay sequencesdunno what westernslop you're referring to but this doesn't happen in niponese games, at least not that percentage.
>>738766613>Well lets hope he saves enough of his free time to beat the game
>>738768651Yeah because killing people is wrong.
>>738766613It was the third try, fucking Xel'Nigger temple
>>738768390>>you MUST learn everything through your own experience with zero help or you are le badYes, Also>food analogy
>>738766613Heh i do this
>>738767802The KT special>Dude telling you to git gud copied the bossskip build, has never see the boss's attacks
>>738767929ff2 blood sword?
>>738767776Literally the childish position. There's a reason the stereotype is"young, dumb socialist"
>>738767349
>>738768651Yes, because unlike you he is a decent human being
>p-rank almost every level in ultrakill with alt pump charge and arms only>do this before fraud drops>do piss dash one and piss dash two>barely do it by the skin of my teeth>fraud drops>alt pump charge is mysteriously on cooldown despite me not getting frequent max speed hits>check patch notes>devs snuck in some gay nigger bullshit that throws off the melee playstyle I'm accustomed to
>>738767137Based. Depends on the progression system though, if it's class based with abilities then I pick for myself how my gameplay will look like, don't really care if the class is high or low tier. But if it's statslop then yes, fuck that ambiguous shit, stats don't change the gameplay, only dps and I don't want to fuck myself over or waste points because devs never fucking tell me when stats start having diminishing returns or some stupid bullshit like that, laziest fucking system ever. Hate statslop.
>>738766845>Call in your goverment-appointed DEI employee to discuss his performance>Be fairly patient with the fact that he's talking back and outright ignoring you to focus on a mugging >He immediately resolves to leave the meeting to go "help" a guy he can't possibly reach in time>Response to being given an ultimatum is to hurl you through a wall and mach speed and, judging by the number of people who peek through the resulting hole, almost kill a dozen people via flying midgetInsurancejew was a slimeball but he literally did nothing wrong. If Bob wanted to actually help that guy, he would've leaped out the window because his ass was not making it to save him by taking the stairs.
>>738768575That's fair. Sometimes a game is shy of being good enough for a complete rethread just to see a different cutscene
>>738767137You actually have to do this for Underrail or you're gunna get soft locked. I've never played a game that encouraged MinMaxing to the extent that game did
Why didn't Bob just rush out to help rather than stay to argue ethics then get mad when he wasted his chance?
>>7387697914 me it was the robot river
>>738769791Did you get the real ending or the fake ending? The entire second half of the game is puzzles like this
>>738770247
>>738766613Why did he antagonize a guy that's built like the death star with a shady history that he correctly identified is secretly undermining the company's interests? That's just asking to get thrown through a building
>>738770790little man syndrome
>>738769236>not in japani'd argue the percentage is about the same, especially in jrpgsI'm not grinding 20 hours worth of random battles and solving the same puzzles over again just to make a different choice in a dialogue tree (I will have missed it because I was skipping through text)
>>738766713I played recently a newer game that was 3d but based on a point and click around similar ideas, in the first area I got stuck on a puzzle for ages, turns out the game was glitched and I had already long since solved it, good thing it was at the start of the game
>>738770298i hope this is true because it makes me feel vindicated for being filtered very early in underrail
>>738766845>>in a kids movie no lessThe first minutes also show the hero saving someone from suicide.
>dude, just learn south korean to solve the puzzle, lolI'm not gonna do that.
>>738768417>average touhou fan
>>738766613"I spent the last five years making walkthroughs for this game and deliberately omitting specific secrets and missables, each time under different names and styles."
>>738771307And getting sued for itAlso, there's an entire montage that tells you that a bunch of superheroes were murdered
>>738770247american post
>>738766613>guide is made by people that are bad at the gameheh... nice try cheaters
I used to not use guides but I'm in my 40s now and I don't really care anf use them freely because I just want to play through the game
>>738770790Can't let anything slide or you'll lose everyone's respectI have a manlet friend who manages several farm workersHe says it's very stressful how they try to undermine him often, forcing him to act even though they could knock him out in one punch
>>738772630I reread several paper guides I had as a child recentlyNot only do they give bad advice, they even give wrong information
Uhh, well, actually, I wasn't looking up a guide, the guide was already open!
>>738770247Yeah, when you consider that the insurance guy isn't aware Bob is literally superhuman, he's an asshole but not unreasonable. Sure Bob's still a big fuckhuge guy, but plenty of big guys get shot/stabbed by a lunatic or criminal, and Bob's talking about running down a mugger unarmed.
>>738766845The first movie was red pilled as fuck. Bob's rant about society celebrating mediocrity is one of the most based things I've ever seen, even if it was probably just an accident by the writers
>>738767137Based
>>738766613not quite
>>738766613>puzzle with an esoteric or unintuitive solution that basically forces you to try random combinations for half an hour unless you're schizobrained and just happen to understand what they wantI've got better shit to do, hit me with that guide senpai.
>>738766613>start rpg>google best class and build>choose easy mode>beeline main quest and ignore sidequests>skip dialogue and cutscenes>finish game 30 hours ahead of howlongtobeat estimates>leave negative reviewI beat the game
>can't beat final mission>enemy keeps sending waves of units to objectives>too many fires to put out>look up guide:>just rush the enemy with your starting forces, bro>it works
>>738767684he's clearly supposed to be anglo. Anglos have bulbous noses like that, while jews have big hooked bridges
>>738766842Gonna cry?
>>738766845A proper parent should teach their children that anyone who associates with the insurance industry is scum and the reason they can never have any nice toys or see their favorite sports athletes. I once told mine that I wanted to be an insurance agent when I grew up, my only reason was because I thought the pink haired girl from the Esurance commercial was cute but I didn't tell them that part . It became a running joke in the family like I told them I wanted to be an astronaut, I realized later they're trying to say I was too kind to be someone who gets paid to ruins lives.
>>738767684He's based on Jeffery Katzenberg, so you're technically right.
>>738766613>guy is evil because he's uglywill eugenicist normies ever get tired of this trope? And more importantly, will they ever admit that they actually do support eugenics no matter how hard they claim not to?
I've gotten to a point where it's rare for me to slap my head and feel like I missed out on a puzzle I could have solved when I give up and go to a guide. it's either some technical interaction/pixel hunting I missed out on or it's so over my head I wouldn't have figured it out in a 100 hours.
>>738773451Bob's boss could have looked exactly the same and been a wise quirky yoda figure.
>>738767672>game has missable content>miss it>offhandedly hear about it later on social media>think of how that's a neat little easter egg that makes the game's world feel bigger and more alive and how the secrets I did and didn't see make my own adventure through it unique
>>738773540You think so? Well I just don't see it that way
>>738767268I did that for ds 1-3 but for Elden Ring I caved as soon as I realized how big the game was, no way I'm going through that twice so might as well get everything out of it right away.
>>738766613>Go to guide>Read right up to where I am>Parse every letter to find out what I'm supposed to do next without spoiling what happensI JUST NEED TO KNOW THE TRIGGER POINT
>>738773629this larp meme is so funny because if you put the average roidfreak into nature with no civilization they'd have absolutely no idea how to hunt or catch animals. They'd lose their physique in like 2 weeks and die of starvation and dehydration
>>738772907when I was a kid I just went to local hotels, pretended I was a child of someone staying there and printed out whole guides from gamefaqs in the business center. Worked every time.
>>738767672>playing Golden Sun on my GBA>happily making my way through the game>about 15 hours in>brother walks by, asks to see my build>off-handedly mentions I missed like 3 djinn but other than that I'm doing good>immediately restart game
>>738773687i mean, bob is shown as being horrifically overweight, and lost all drive after integrating into the normal world.the only reason he had such a job is because of the super relocation thing. so yeah, if he got dumped into the real world after supers were banned, he'd probably shrivel up and die because he effectively had no idea how to "hunt or catch"
>>738773687I think you might genuinely be a fucking retard
>>738773204You also pay a nigger to fuck your wife, mother and daughter?
>>738766613>play PoE2 as a witch>just decide to wing it with a vibe build for my first campaign run and look up a meta build for the higher difficulties later>decide to just go down the chaos damage line the game seems to be pushing me towards>get to the first boss>he keeps obliterating me>finally look up a YouTube video of the boss fight>it doesn't look like I'm doing anything wrong>ask how I beat the first boss as a chaos witch>"lmao you can't beat the first boss as a chaos witch you have to do an unintuitive dip build into the Sorceress's tree"Games should not be designed around the idea that you're going to look up some meta bullshit. You should be able to beat the main normal-difficulty campaign of any game on a personal vibe build.
>>738769856NTAThat happened to meFinal boss was a pain in the ass without it
nigga i aint reading shakespeare to solve a stupid puzzle. youre not even supposed to read plays, youre supposed to watch them be acted or act them yourself. i never felt more happy to look shit up. whats even more infuriating is that you have an inspect feature, yet they couldnt be arse to let heather summarize the story for a hot second in the descriptions, so you arent forced to rely on outside information.
>>738767672And you're not to blame. If you missed one of two Al Bhed Primers in Al Bhed Home in FFX then you'd need to restart the game save just to get it. Why does it matter? Because if you make sure to get All Al Bhed Primers you're going to get 99x Underdog Secrets which can be used to synthesise Double Overdrive on 3 weapons which is a good starting point for Overdrive > AP/Tonberry King trick. Though I suppose it's not really a big deal since you can get 3x Triple Overdrive by getting Winning Formula x 99 by unlocking Neslug which you cant lock yourself out from.Same thing with FFX-2. Miss one rest at Airship Inn in any single chapter and you lock yourself out from one extra scene. That 99.8% completion screne haunts me to this very day.
>>738774315If you are that stupid could just put the puzzles on easy
>>738770247>Justifying kike behaviorThis is the most american post imaginable
>>738770247>discuss his performanceBut his performance is actually good for people and simply bad for the jew shareholders. Bob shows a remarkable level of understanding and memorization of all the rules, a smart boss would have found him some other place in the company where his skills could be used, instead of trying to destroy his soul and making him yet another jeet scammer.
>>738771307>>738766845Literally why no other Pixar movie with the exception of maybe monster Inc. comes close to how based the incredibles was. GOD I FUCKING WISH WE STILL HAD A CULTURE THAT VALUES MAKING GREAT ART AND NOT TRANNY SHIT FOR TIKTOK BRAINS
>>738774452its like putting in a momotaro puzzle and no one in america would know what the fuck its about because they have no context. but if you put the context in the game, there is no issue. i didnt learn about anglo literature and plays in school, we had goethe, lessing and shiller in the curriculum
>>738768497By just rolling with it. It has only one attack where you input the parry/dodge button right at the peak of its jumping animation. It's actually easy to master and it's fun to go into each turn with 9 AP and throwing huge hitting abilities for max DPS. I've been slowly grinding through its HP pool when it suddenly decided to just die before I could finish it. Turns out I dont hate action games. I'm just sick and tired of Miyazaki bullshit.
>>738769863>Why yes, being raped by kikes over petty terms of conditions and denied services meant to cover your accidents as was promised is actually the adult positionkys. genuinely.
>>738767920Me when playing KOTOR 2. I thought I left no rock unturned. But I somehow missed that you can turn basically every non-robot character into a jedi.
>this was considered a comically large ass in 2004
>>738766613>research guides and speed runs of game>buy game on steam >beat game in under 2 hours >refund it
>>738775001Around that time, girls who looked like matchsticks were considered peak sex appeal.Meanwhile, women with large asses, tits, hips.. were seen as fat beasts who should feel ashamed.We should go back
>>738767137Idiot.
>>738775001it's not just the ass but the hip to waist ratio
>play through the entire game without knowing about a basic mechanic>find out through a guide years later
>he is using esports strats in a single player campaign
>>738773687And a fucking 60 year old Karen who got her job through nepotism would, you absolute knuckle dragging ape?No matter what, the people in power currently would be the ones less fit to live life in the wild.Fuck it, not even in the wild: these people wouldn't survive any situation that doesn't have corporate protecting their ass.
>>738766613I give it around 10 good attempts, and if they're nowhere close and that part is still a bunch of bullshit, I'm breaking out the guide
