Dudes, Dante and Lady finally fucked in the Jeet Netflix show
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>>738767486>implying they weren't fucking in the gameverse
>>738767486Why does this feel wrong?
Haha they did the joke guys
>>738767538This, come on
>>738767486>shitflix shit>shipping shitkill yourself and take pajeet shankar with you
People really gotta shove a kiss scene in everything huh. Its pretty fatiguing. inb4 hurr incel, im married
>>738767706the poo also referenced twlight
>Fucking Sk8ter Boihttps://x.com/Kakuchopurei/status/2054282454509461887?s=20
>>738767486Don't care. Not watching it. >But the rev-Don't care. Not watching it.
>>738767884Based Murderface
>>738767486>Netflix dante has more game than the real dante
>>738767486>Dante hooks up with Lady>its the literal worst iteration of both characters by far
>>738767884thats cus i saw you murderfacei saw you add care bears on the official deathklok murderflix account
>>738767867>mfw
>>738767486When I first played DMC4 I definitely got plenty of whiffs of subtext that Lady and Dante had a sort of on again, off again physical relationship, the game just isn't going to show that because for some reason they want to keep Trish in the Dantebowl even though she's a clone of his mom.
>>738767486At least he finally got some somewhere.
>nero will end up being Dante and Lady's kid instead
>>738768401he's not our dante so doesn't matter
>>738767486And the monkey's paw curls it's finger
Well, at least they didn't make Lady a dyke. That's how low standards have gotten
>>738768584I mean I'd rather make her into a dyke since she's god awful in the show. She can go make out with Trish
>>738768584She's still manly presenting.
>>738767486Why does Lady look like a man?
>Adi ShanksaarI hope he gets hit by a train
>>738767486>>738767538Dante is a proud VIRGIN(like me)
Ready to join the Dante x Trish side?
Thank god I'm not a dmcuck
>Lady>making out with a filthy fucking demon
>>738768871>TrissWhy would he fuck his mom?
>https://x.com/NetflixGeeked/status/2054230119921680827>wastes animation budget on intro
Dante is supposed to fuck Beatrice, this is all wrong.
>>738767486My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on it's carcass. You don't deserve a natural death.
>>738767486Why can't men initiate a kiss? What female fantasy is this nonsense? Women don't want to take control, that's the point of being a woman.
how bad is arkhams voice
Dante is a virgin
>>738767486This is the second AU they've made to push the Dante and Lady agendain the mobile game, Dante and Lady run Devil May Cry together
>>738769041not anymore after manlady snoo snoo'd him
I earnestly thought the intention was for Dante to eventually end up with Patty.
>>738767706How is that chair so terribly drawn
>randomly just have the plastic chair meme in there for an antagonist that's screwing with vergil
>>738768010the irony of horny schoolgirl lady having 1000x more class than dei lady. media literacy is real
This does not look like Lady, and worst of all, she is ugly as fuck
>>738769126She unironically has a better shot than Trish. Mundus morphing Trish into a 1:1 clone of Dante's mom but really hot is never going to play, so sad for her.
>>738769204at least we'll know trish will be somewhat attractive if she ever shows up
It change from>how bad could it getto>holy shit please stopreal fast
>>738769204Lady? more like Manly.
>>738768847No good, Adi Shankar lives in a rich white gated community in Los Angeles while making shows about how white people are evil.
>RE movie>Monster Hunter movie>DMC netshitWho got it worst
>>738769204Nice mecha anime male MC design
>>738769291It's so bad its funny. I want another season just so I can see Nero being Dante kid, trish looking like trash and Kyrie getting railed by Virgil
>>738767486Celebrate while you can. Knowing K!kefl!x, they will pull a Dragon Prince in s3 where Lady and Dante break up but it was 100% Lady's fault but Dante takes the full blame. Lady doesn't learn anything and Dante is made into a bigger retard than before.
>>738767486capcom MCs don't have sex, dante is swordsexual phone posters should be killed
where are all the dante is a virgin fags now hmm
This might be the biggest humiliation ritual of the decade
>>738769618no one but tumblr girls watch this garbage, it's not DMCthe series died with 4 anyway
>terrible news>that thing you wanted to happen did happen>but it's in the -10/10 dogshit not at all canon slopI know in my heart Dante and Lady are banging from 4 to 5 and beyond creating many, many new descendants of Sparta but seeing it done like this sucks man
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>738767706Maaaannnn why did the writing of this show had to be absolute dogshit, this Jester design is actually pretty cool
APOLOGIZE
So... Apologize?
>>738767486Dante would never
>>738769882Dmc dmc was so bad it's funny Netflix dmc is so bad it's sad
>>738767486Why are two guys kissing in that screenshot?
>>738769904The only thing that wasn't made by a poojeet is the only decent thing here.
Adi needs to do the most based thing and adapt Lady in Red and make her black and nero mixed
>>738770165fuck is he talking about
>>738770279Her trauma causing by her dad make her decide to pilot GUNDAM
How desperate for money Capcom is to let them molest their IP like this
>>738770414the resident evil movies are 20 years old you know
I'm on Episode 5 and I can't believe this Oh My Science bullshit, and a magical negro too. I thought it couldn't possible get worse than demon refugees.
>>738770414Capcom whores out their franchises like no other studio anon
>>738767706Why do memes stop being funny as soon as big media references them
>>738771136The chair was never funny tourist
>>738769904what for? i always loved the anime
Hello, sir. Today we will be talking about POWER, and our guest today is, that's right! POWER!
>>738767706cringe
How much change has shankar undergone in devil may cry season 2?
>>738768778She's looked like an ugly butch dyke since she debuted in DMC3. I have no idea what the fuck people are smoking thinking she's attractive. Maybe because DMC3 is good therefore anything from it is automatically good. Including an ugly dyke with man hair.
>>738770773the demon refugees was still worse
>>738771720Who could possibly convince Vergil to be on TV....
Yuck. Disgusting.
>>738768336Because capcom has this wierd obsession of making most of their characters sexless, the problem comes when you have characters flirting for more than 20 years in universe and nothing ever happens
>>738772062Lady was directly based of this woman, that hairstyle is hot, stop being gay
>>738769003He initiate a kiss in the next episode, they even have sex
What is it with jeets and wanting to shit on civilization, media and rape everything they can?
>>738767538Yeah i can see them having a short fling after the whole temen ni gru fiasco and maybe just fuck buddies but nother too serious
>>738768418Nah, very unlikely to happen, though I want it to happen to see how mad fans can get
>>738771720He's there to sponsor VANISH - All In One Detergent
>>738767538
>>738772930Cute and canon (in the netflixverse)
They referencing Prince of Saiyan!
>>738772693She's hot but the hairstyle sucks. Just another instance of a model ruining her looks with man hair. She would look better with longer hair. Lady also has a way more butch/mannish face than her. Just look at the eyebrows compared the Lady.
>>738771136by the time big media references them everybody moved on and the meme stopped being funny
>>738771720>and our guest today is, that's right! POWER!How nice of Vergil to invite her
>>738767486brub where can i watch it (for free) its not on nya or pirate bay or free streaming sites yet
>>738772734Satayajeet Ray was alright
>>738771136
>>738771136Meme are supposed to be at the expense of media. Once media tries to weild them, they lose all purpose.
>>738767486>>738767706Jesus Christ...it's like someone checked memes and fan art of DMC on social media, read the wiki for a general character overview and then made this hack of a show.
>>738770165Its really baffling to me that nobody seems to understand that this "reboot" is essentially a prequel, establishing events that would have taken place before the games ever began to avoid having to conflict with the established lore. You can say it isn't "canon", and maybe it isn't but the intent is obvious and the distinctions in character design and relationships have an obvious explanation. Dante first puts hand on Ebony and Ivory in season 2. They were already his in the beginning of the first game. Do the fucking timeline math. Listening to its detractors is like watching someone see Star Wars episode 1 and saying "where's Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader? Fucking DEI!" like that's a reaction that makes sense. Its probably just people googling images from DMC games they never actually played to hate on the character designs because their only hobby in life is shitting on every new thing that comes out instead of actually watching or playing anything. Its ok to hate something, but failing to accurately articulate why you hate it just exposes you as someone with a invalid opinion like those people that are "fans" of games they only ever watch other people stream. You never gave a fuck about DMC in the first place, you just enjoy riding the hate train because being a cynical piece of shit who hates everything in existence is the only thing you actually enjoy.
>>738767486Why is Dante letting that man kiss him? Seriously though, I can't believe the one iteration of devil may cry that has dante do anything with Lady romantically is this piece of dogshit slop. It's not even interesting because fanfic Lady over there is not only ugly and had all her sex appeal removed, but is also completely insufferable, going as far as betraying Dante in the first season. I'm already guessing Dante instantly forgives the hecking girlboss and is fine being a corpo dog or whatever the fuck. Of course, Dante is also a passive cuck and the woMAN needs to take the lead here. Fuck that pajeet nigger fuck.
>actionfags keep getting humiliation years after yearskek based god
>>738774156Is this a copypasta, or just bait?
>>738767825No you're not
>>738774308Simple question: why do you people care so fucking much if you never played DMC game in the first place? Because its really fucking obvious most of you haven't.
>>738767486>make Lady look like a dude>then make her hook up with Dante>trigger both the 4chuds and the yuritranny Redditors Pretty funny ngl.
>>738774356Oh, it's bait then. Carry on.
>>738774572Answer the question. Why do you spend this much time larping on the internet as a disenfranchised fan of a game you never played because you're sixteen years old and it came out before you were born? Answer the fucking question cum stain. Are you too busy playing Roblox on your second screen?
>>738774156>>738774356>>738774728kek melty
>>738774987Answer the fucking question.
>>738771136same thing as>hello fellow kids
>>738767486>trannyflixKill yourself.
>>738770213Nero will be white but Kyrie will be black in this adaptation, its obvious
>>738769882Tameem-sama... I kneel...
>>738772834>how mad fans can getAnd this is how you know it's actually likely to happen
>>738774060That's not what a meme is or ever was, you retarded zoomer.
>inb4 Dante and Lady have kid who turn out to be Donte and is entire Ari plan to tie in all DMCverse
>>738767538Dante is like Johnny Bravo when it comes to women
>>738767486Sucks to be the Dante × Lady shippers I guess.
>>738767486>Dante and Lady actually hook up>it's the version of Lady that looks like a laddyIs this better or worse than Trish just not existing?
>>738772693daamn she cute, except for the last pic.
>>738774156>it's a prequel!No the fuck it's not.It's a fucking Surf Dracula.
DMC1 remake will be SOULLESS. No "Flock off", no "WITH LIIIIIIGHT", no "The sky... so blue.... so clear".Everything will be serious and dramatic...
>>738769882>better than DMC2>just as mediocre as DMC5The OFFICIAL tier list goes:3 = 4 > 1 >>> 5 = DmC > 2
>>738777235Where'd all the soul and good writers go to?Bingo?
This is how bullet casing work, thank you, Ari.
>>738767867Cringe.But Dante in vidrel is looking kinda cute tho.
>>738769904Apologize for what, I liked it for what it was.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKEOUmwCtC4
>>738769753This show is what happens when you let that 14 year old doing dragon ball amvs direct a whole showa 14 year old would probably understand the source material better than adi does
>>738769720>I know in my heart Dante and Lady are banging from 4 to 5 and beyond creating manyKek, no. Main cont's endgame is Dante x Trish or Dante x Patty.
>>738769904I still listen to the soundtrack every once in a while.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbMRs3PTN14&list=PLF6A2F144399C2613&index=2>go to look up the anime ost>keeps giving results for the netflix "anime"cancer
>>738772693Damn shame that she took that call
>>738773180Retard
>>738767617Lady has zero sex appeal. Its basically a tranny. So you feel like you are watching gay sex. Thats why it feels disgusting.
>>738767884
>>738767486Fuck this show haven't watched a single second of it and you should too
>>738769882I've always liked DMC.To point and fucking laugh at the absolute mongoloids seething and crying about this game, was such a joy.
>>738769882I'm sorry
>DMC6 probably shelved forever.>Fans get this shit instead.
>>738774156>prequel Dante uses devil trigger in season 1 and meets lady for the first time. It's clearly an alt universe retard.
>>738779846Never saw the show wtf are those DTs?
>>738767538wasn't it explicitly stated that their relationship was non-romantic?
>>738779846>Sons of Eva
>>738767706If a meme becomes official, it loses its charm.It's just cringe
>>738767486The DMC anime if made by Indians in Bangladesh
>>738767486Imagine if a guy was this forceful.He would be labelled as a creep and pervert
>>738774987There is a tranny having a meltdown in the thread on /co/ as well. It’s probably the same retard
>>738767486Didn't he had a love interest blonde bike chick in the first game? Is it now completely irrelevant?
>>738777898>>738778034Feels like Shankar just used Dante as self insertion on what he would do and it's not how Japanese creators would make him act.
>>738780159Dante has no love interest.He's a free man who can fuck whoever
>>738780230Pretty sure he had a viral clip with a bad voice acting where he cries over that random chick.
>>738780159>>738780230Trish was meanr to be his love interest, but that got written out cause she looks exactly like his mom but in lingerie.
>>738779647Random but appreciated Tatiana in the wild
>>738769152Ai slop
Why is Netflix Lady dressed like super sentai character without the helmet?
>>738769204>>738770165>let's copy the design of a minor capcom arcade game for this faction and make one of the more important characters in the franchise unrecognizable.What the hell is wrong with Adi. Not even Anderson dressed up Chris Redfield as Gene from God Hand, because he isn't that fucking stupid, just horny for his wife.
>that coat
>>738771720this cannot be real
>>738783003Literally him
character assassination
>>738767486Thats not even the worst part>Mundus is Vergils dad>Vergil saying his mother was weak and how she "shouldn'\t have protected him and let him to fall"Netflix and the jeet is not just shitting on the whole series, they're shitting on anyone that ever worked on the games
>>738783003Yeah this jeet needs to quit
You DMC fags are such babies, you could never survive any other franchises adaptation
>>738767706>>738767856>>738769152>>738769816>>738771136>>738771728>>738774121>>738779998>gets triggered by an animated plastic chairPlease, go outside
>>738780067>>738767486>muh double standards>muh troonbod>muh raepmeanwhile half a year ago picrel did the exact same and almost won queen of /v/>>738780657fucking pussies>>738772693oh so that's why she is wearing a school uniform in that scene>>738779846>Sonss of Eva>color swapped DTnow this is atrocious. one of the best parts of 3 was how each devil arm had it's own DT form (designed by the SMT guy)
Thanks for funding season 3 by either watching our show on Netflix or pirating and talking about it so that other people might watch it on Netflix.Stay tuned for news about DMC6 next year, fans of the show will be really excited for it.
>>738767538There was sexual tension in 3 sure but it never developed into anything other than her sticking around the franchise
>>738768897At least our base directors are still aliveno offence Itagaki
>>738768778>I'd rather make her into a dykeWhy?
>>738769904GOING ON AND ON I HAVE THE FUTURE IN MY HANDSGETTING LOOSE FROM DAYS I NEVER COULDGET OOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERGOING ON AND ON UNTIL I'M FINALLY MYSELFGETTING OUT OF THIS DISHONEST WORLDI NEVER WANTED
The real Dante is a pure virgin like LeonStill not watching this crap
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>>738791349Oh no no no no no no no...
>>738779846>Sons of Eva>Whilst in their DT forms
>>738785954Which DMC is Visi’s favorite?
>>738769904comfy 7/10 slice of life detective mystery anime. great gothic art style that captures the aesthetic of the games perfectly, nice atmosphere, kino OST, and nice collection of stories that expand the canon and the world by showing Dante's daily life as a demon hunter as he helps various people around his town every day. lack of action and Dante's depressed characterization that goes nowhere sucks, but that's all on Capcom, who didn't want to give Madhouse a proper budget and decided to make DMC4 Dante a clown manchild acrobathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DsGp9so6qshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXhbz8mU5-whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clDOB6X61k4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WudCPLzgArwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHdekLhUz28https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK_PG0Dv3lchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDDe8zwov9Y
>>738771136Because we begin to understand the meme as a mask worn by a predator to lure in prey.
>>738771136It stopped being funny when Max0r beat it to death with his unfunny videos.
>>738788448Will Sparda show up in 6?
>>738772734>Apu was the best possible jeet representation they could have>sympathetic hard working family man who loves his adoptive country>loyal friend, introduced countless westerners to Indian culture >they hate him
>>738772734Also, here’s an explanation for what the "Bootleg Universe" is, if you were curious. Please note how Shankar is a complete liar.
>>738791253Leon is married now
>>738767486>Fucking Dante and fucking Lady finally fucking boinked? cant wait to fucking post this on Devilgram. 69k followers.... and counting! - an actual line from that show, probably
>>738771136In this particular case, it's because it makes it clearer that the people behind this show only know about the franchise through the memes. Also because it's a transparent attempt to lure in the redditors and tiktokers spamming the "they did the chair meme XDD", and sadly it worked for the people that defend this show.
>>738791884DmC and 2 cause he's a contrarian retard
>>738792114I still like his MGR review. Fucking sue me.
>>738767486Kinda cringe when his oneitis is obviously Trish.
>>738792365Leon really lucked out.
>>738792342lately i've been hearing that it's capcom who forces them to be so different from the source material, explaining the differences in the anderson flicks, the new re film by that hack that killed his friend and pajeet's showit's probably just a massive cope from retards but still, odd that it has been going around so much lately
>>738777839It's not for shooting, it's for shoving up their asses.
>when you fuck something up so badly, even by netflix standards its considered dogshit and it transcends racism to the point where every culture on the planet unifies and you are being shit on twitter in every language on earth
>>738792564Capcom does it so no retard ever thinks that shit is canon.
>>738767617Look at their body language. Dante is the feminine passive one and Lady is the masculine aggressive one
>>738791349if i remember the story right, she was basically forced to act gay for the band's brand, hated every part of it and the ginger was a massive cunt to herbasically, we couldn't save her
burn america to the ground
Is she in?
>>738792524Is that from Jake and Sherry's wedding?
>>738769882I am never apologizing to this fucking game. Fucking disgrace. Just because the show is shit doesn't elevate this shitstain. Anyone apologizing is weak willed or never actually cared to begin with.
>>738792906Jakes with Ada now
>>738791564B O G G E D
>>738769882The only ones I'm going to apologize to is the original anime because goddamn did we not know how good we had it already
>>738772693>>738791349>>738785954Based short hair enjoyers
Judging by that Resident Devils poster in Pragmatma, Does that mean the next DMC will be a RE crossover?
>>738769882Here's what they should do. Make a sequel to DmC, Package it with a DMC2 remake and once you beat both you unlock a bonus mission where Dante gets to kill Donte.
probably the only good thing this jeet has done. let's be real, they should've been an item after the events of 3, or @ least shown outright interest in each other. well either lady or lucia, she was a cutie also(& i think dante spends time with her before the events of 5).
>>738792693From what I remember, Julia and Lena didn't mind each other, were decent friends, and were pretty publicly honest about the fact that only their fictional music video characters were in love. The real problem was with their producer (Ivan Nikolayevich Shapovalov), who was obsessed with building their career around controversies. He crossed the last line in 2003, where he forced them to act like complete disrespectful brats during their visit to Japan. He forced them to fly to the country days after they originally planned, make a scene everywhere they went (especially in Shinjuku and Harajuku), act mean to fans, dress in outfits that Japanese fans wouldn't like, DON'T show up for their interview on national television, and make their big concert only last like 1 hour. Japan hated them after that, and they were emotionally devastated. They ended their partnership with Ivan after that and later began their solo careers. They even made an apology song and commercial years laterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVGS1XjFpe0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nBflqmcdPc
Man i love when actionfags series get humiliation ritual
>>738767884I read this in his voice
>>738794075why?
>>738793973>well either lady or LuciaIt's fucking bullshit how she isn't in this season despite the main villain being fucking Arius and Argosax
>>7387798466 is happening eventually. Capcom said DMC is one of their most important IPs at the moment, and they want to nurture it instead of letting it fall off to the wayside.
>>738793973Does it really count if they act nothing like Dante and Lady in the first place?
>>738767706>OH MY SCIENCE THEY DID THE THING FROM THE HECKING FUNNY TIKTOK MEME LOLOLOLOLOL I RECOGNIZE THE THING I AM ABOUT TO DIE FROM THE PLEASURE OF RECOGNIZING A THING THAT ISNT EVEN IN THE GAMES BECAUSE I DID NOT PLAY THEMHumiliation ritual
>>738769618he was never a virgin
>>738767538>Capcom>letting their game protags fuckPhoenix, Ryu, Chris, Dante, Leonthey're permavirgins
>>738769618Thanks for outing yourself as a poser.
Sex with video game Lady
Sex with manga Lady
>>738792181Pronably the biggest lie told by The Simpsons was that Apu was an intelligent man who could speak without an accent if he wanted to.Indians speak like actual retard and have the clearest accent ive ever heard, even when they're trying to sound normal.
Sex with anime Lady
>>738795584>Like actual retardDamn im retarded too
>>738795343>Dante, LeonKek, not anymore
>>738795484>>738795534>>738795585don't make me choose, man
>>738792906ye he was Jake's best man. which puts him a step above your regular "better man" aka gow player>>738792994still would>>738793286in the netflix jeetverse Dante singlehandedly solved the Racoon city crisis all by himself. Im not joking>>738793421someone should replace doppelganger from 3 with Donte>>738794423>still in the glowie rape dungeonlel
>>738768110im impressed even if they had chemistry season 1 imprisoned him and betrayed him anyway
>>738795863why choosesex with all of them
>>738796563Dante...
>>738767486I think what really stings about the ongoing wave of shitty adaptations, movie or Netflix, is that a lot of these franchises have stayed dormant for the better part of a decade. There's nothing else currently out to wash away the taste of this crap.Even if I don't watch it, fact is it's the most recent thing, therefore it will get attention, therefore more like it will be made. I hate this. Why can't video games come out at a reasonable pace anymore?
>>738768110>Worst iteration Not while donte exists
>>738796151>in the netflix jeetverse Dante singlehandedly solved the Racoon city crisis all by himselfDid he? Cause I remember hearing that it was Dante's second worst job and that's it.I would still like a DMC side game in Raccon city following the true cannon. Not that thats ever gonna happen.
>>738767486>Dante, Vegil, and Mundus job to the US governmentBeyond stupid how they wrote this. There is so much stupid about this adaptation but this is the most exceedingly retarded.Genuinely imagine in the DMC games Dante jobbing to a platoon of Marines.
>>738792365His hand doesn't count
>>738798131>Vegil, and Mundus job to the US governmentDid you watch the show?
>>738785083Vergil also blames Dante for not protecting his mother when he was a literal child
>>738797963Why the fuck would Dante ever have a problem in Raccoon city though?It would have been a cakewalk for him.
>>738767706The anon that started this joke must feel like Oppenheimer now.Sharty Shitkar ruins everything he touches.
>>738771136Because they want to sell you their garbage. They try to manipulate you by trying to look like your friend that shows you a funny meme
>>738769882Not in a million years.>>738769904Never had anything against you.
>>738779890The writer for 3 wrote Lady with the intention of getting together with Dante but Itsuno was deeply afraid of disrespecting Kamiya's original vision of the series. he always favored Trish and even got her into Marvel vs Capcom 3 instead of Lady for this reason, but he had a change of heart right before leaving and decided to just give the fans what they want
>>738799775>Never had anything against you.It's kinda boring for a show based on an action franchise.
>>738792342>honoring the source material core essence>takes lady>takes her personality and changes for something completely different>betrays Dante>when Dante awakes (haha) he doesn't simply but 5 bullets in her head>no I can't change this, Dante would not try to have revenge on that asshole bitch LadyHe's a liar. And a coward also.
>>738795534>Lady's manga chapter never came out>we never got to see how she got her scarpain
>>738799340>Why the fuck would Dante ever have a problem in Raccoon city though?Could be less the job its self and more the chaos surrounding it. It could be that Dante was given a more basic job like to steel a formula from umbrella, only for the city to turn into an infected warzone, his client turning out dead so no pay and him having to fight through an infected city with his fatass friend Enzo. Sure Dante could pull that off, but it would be far from fun.
>>738798820skill issue desu>>738800334>>when Dante awakes (haha) he doesn't simply but 5 bullets in her headI dont remember him doing anything similar after she shoot him between the eyes in 3 eitheralso the jeet just paid for the series he isnt the writer
>>738800251But with the netflix show we got "action"
>>738767706Whats the context?
>>738800578>He thinks adi didn't stick his poo covered finger into the story
>>738800578Nigga. How are the reading comprehension classes going?I said that if he could do this change to Lady, he could also do that change to Dante and make him just fucking murder her off the series. But he won't because he's a fucking coward retard.On the game she did put a bullet in his forehead but it was not betrayal, and it didn't fucking imprison him for years with that bullet. He just recovered from it quick and off they were.
>>738769385REThe shit Anderson onesThe shit WTRC oneThe shit one that is coming outMH and DMC only got raped by Hollywood once
>>738792682if you cherrypick still frames and ignore everything else then maybe, but that scene is literally plucked from twilight
>>738798770Mundus' army was beaten back to the final line where Mundus has to personally attack.
>>738794009They're both hardcore conservatives from Russia. No one actually likes them.
>>738800379Yeah, it's tragic. Lady was portrayed as a really nice, innocent girl in the manga before Kalina's death. DMC3 only said what Arkham did, but it was never shown. Seeing Lady's childhood and loss of innocence during her teenage years in the canonical prequel manga instead of the fanfic American cartoon would've been so much better.What's funny tho is the fact that Adi publicly stated Capcom gave him that 100% finished but never published third volume of the manga and used it as a blueprint for Lady's backstory in his show (lol)
>>738799924The funny thing is that Kamiya didn't give a fuck. Maybe capcom changed their mind and Dante x Lady is going to be a thing in future proyects
>>738801287Heck in the next episode Dante is the one who initiate things
>>738801310I mean, no one likes them now, but back in the 2000s, they were crazy popular all over the world, especially in Japan.
It feels like adi just doubled down on the retardation.
>>738800829so you don't consider her shooting Dante in the head (while being oblivious of his demonic nature) right after he saved her from a certain death a betrayal?>I said that if he could do this change to Lady, he could also do that change to Dante and make him just fucking murder her off the serieswell she does die a gruesome death this season but gets revived like 5 mins later. Im surprised noone posted that one yet.but men and women arent the same and dont try to pretend otherwise. picrel>>738801167MH had a goyflix exclusive animation movie so that'd be twice>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Hunter:_Legends_of_the_Guild>>738801287>if you cherrypick still frameshow else would marketers be able to successfully shill their shit here anon? do you want them to starve?
>>738801697Thought it was a rukihime doujin at first glance.
>>738799924>but he had a change of heart right before leaving and decided to just give the fans what they wantAnd other things I made up.
>>>/tv/ is that waygo discuss your jeetslop over thereover here we like video games
>>738794009I honestly have no idea how to feel about t.A.T.u. On the one hand, everything about them is so tasteless and cringeworthy that I find it genuinely upsetting that it involved real human beings. On the other, I like Ya Soshla S Uma and the chicks are pretty hot. It's too hard for me to get over how corny they were.
>>738798770You're right, Vergil jobs to a table and a rock.
>>738801905nta but Itsuno was supervising both the Netflix show and the Gacha game. both of those push DantexLady. Itsuno is not a blind retard. he knows that fans always really liked the pairing, so he decided to give them what they wanted before leaving capcom
>>738767486As a lady x dante ship I feel genuinely violated, such a thing should have been in something actually well written, it's like have your first kiss stolen against your will in the worst way possible.I hate this shit so much>>738767706And not only do they ruin my ship they ruin the lawn chair meme...I hope that jeet is barred from touching anything ever again
>>738802129>everything about them is so tasteless and cringeworthyhow? they were cute and talented young russian girls who made nice and experimental pop songs and music videos. the only tasteless thing about them was their retarded producer who loved controversies and forced them to act like divas in Japan back in 2003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4FD1iTsMXg
>in DMC5 Vergil questions what it is truly that separates them and their fates, wondering if perhaps Eva failing to save him was the key. What if it wasn't, what if Dante had something that would still set him on his current path>his question makes sense as Vergil had to survive all on his own and there were no outside psychological influences>the show, like many other crap thrown in lazily in that "HE SAID/DID THE THING FROM THE GAME" style asks that same question to Dante>makes no sense cause of course Dante couldn't veer off another path while chained and constantly mind-fucked by MundusFuck sake man why are modern western writers like this.
>>738802574The pretend lesbian romance is, in my mind, what made them interesting in the first place. It's also the pretense that makes me cringe when I think about them.
>>738768173No Heart is pretty brutal
>>738802213oh yeah? do you think fucking Itsuno supervised the fucking writing of that fucking netflix adaptation you fuck?Imagine thinking anyone from capcom's jp branch had a single say on this series>>738802607>makes no sense cause of course Dante couldn't veer off another path while chained and constantly mind-fucked by Mundusyou'd be surprised to know how many people have that mentality
>>738767486Spider-Man: Bout time he banged someone, I'm like at my ninth lady now till MJ takes me back.
>>738802213>he decided to give them what they wanted before leaving capcomOr he saw the Netflix cartoon and immediately decided to quit.
>>738802302based Erina appreciator
>>738801795RE still wins as most gaped, the Anderson movies alone would get Capcom the biggest #metoo cash settlement to date. I also forgot about that Not WWE Street Fighter movie coming and the Legend of Chun-Li one.
The fact this retard wanted to adapt Blazblue and made post after post about it on Twitter immediately after Season 1 launched tells you all you need to know about him. Don't even have an image of him, and the sooner I forget his name the better.
>>738803301Blazblue lived and died at the right time.
>>738803301>wanted to adapt BlazblueAnd has the rights to adapt Duke Nukem.
>>738803419the gacha they killed not too long ago even censored Bullet's hotpantsyou cant even show legs now. in a fucking gacha
>>738803301Anyone trying to adapt a fighting game to live action is a quintessential hack, it just doesn't work. I'm actually morbidly curious about a BlazBlue live action because it could be nothing but a disaster. Even the canon game story is barely comprehensible, he might as well just adapt the constant gag route where Ragna picks up the love glasses and all the girls and Jin want to fuck him.
Good News, fellas!
>>738802772It was only one music video, and from what I remember, they were pretty honest about how the fictional lovers characters they played in it were not reflections of their irl selves, but ok
>>738803569Fuck this gay earth>>738803675MK's first movie and the new sequel were both bretty gud. It works but you have to put in the effort.
>>738803807Wouldn't surprise me if that's true. I didn't know shit about them outside of the one song and them supposedly being dykes. I was under the impression that was their entire schtick.
>>738769882>>738769904FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>738767486who gives a shit it's not canonDante is a virgin just like me
>>738803942One of the is married and has kids now.
>>738776583The writers confirmed that Johnny was crushing puss constantly, but that's not entertaining or appropriate to show on a kid's cartoon.
>>738792682Sounds like Casca and Guts
>>738804160Yeah, the ones we see are specifically his failures and/or times when trying to score sent him on big adventures.
>>738792167Unless it is a prequel game (please no) or in flashback scene. Sparda is dead.
>>738804160>>738804291Headcannon,literally.
>>738804160>but that's not entertaining or appropriate to show on a kid's cartoonbut teaching children that hitting on women is for losers is?>>738792779we already got the bunny but unless you want muslim-alice next season dont even bother
>>738780206That jeet is the one behind this?
>>738804168Little innocent Anon, Adi wants to make a berserk show too.
>>738804578Aparently Adi has access to unreleased material from capcom, maybe Sparda's lore from the show is a tease for future games
>>738792342How does this guy has so much power to shit on so many different IPs? Who the fuck agrees to let his shitstained hands to handle anything of value? I don't fucking get it.
>>738804616>but teaching children that hitting on women is for losers is?The show never says this
>>738804752Sparda's origins and his fate are deliberately left as a mystery and open.Adi should keep his or unreleased ideas in his bootleg universe.
>>738804686Oh well its been plagued with shit adaptations anyways.
>>738805046it certainly implies it, especially with the gender-bend episode>>738804752ye just how their dragon's dogma animation influenced DD2
I started season 2, 20 minutes and still no dante...
>>738805564>Watched 20 minutes Well there's your first problem, just watch a good show like Frieren
>>738805971>10 episodesFUCK YOU LAZY MANGAKA GET BACK TO WORK
>>738804613No the creator literally said so.
>>738767486that's gay
>>738767486Amnd they're both the worst depictions of the characters in recent memory.
>>738767486>Dante Jobs to the US military>The US army beats back Mundus' army to the point of Mundus himself having to stop them>Vergil is an insecure little kid because Dante was more Talented than him as a kid>Dante likewise has mommy issues because his mom paid more attention to his weaker brother>Vergil serves fucking Mundus>Mundus give Vergil THE YAMATO>Vergil Jobs to a Lucia clone and a rock>Lady and Dante "Fall in love" despite barely having much screentime together and Dante having every reason to not even trust her after she massively betrayed him last season>Dante fucks Lady (No Way Fag)>The whole show is setting up for Sparda to be the REAL bad guy in the end.This show is not just retarded to anyone who loves the source material, but even in its own world it makes no fucking sense.The US government occupying hell for resources and fighting is such a retarded plot point and the "demon refugees" that make up the 12 or so non-violent demons is an insane allegory to make.Pajeet Shankar should be crucified for this abomination, but he'll get infinite praise for making DanteXLady canon despite how fucking awful it is in this show.
>>738805564>he's watching the slophahaha oh nononono
This Adi guy obviously doesn’t play the games
>>738805564start with ep 4 or 5 that's when they fuck (fade to black because fuck you :)))))>>738806475>and Dante having every reason to not even trust her after she massively betrayed him last seasonmen love the kind of women that can kick their asses (even if it's because of plot armor)
I remember when you niggers were insisting that Castlevania slop was good. This is your fault.
>>738806747Miss me with that bullshit the second they started cussing like retards I was out.
>>738806747It's better than expected when the expectation was the Super Mario Bros. the movie. I don't think it's must see television. It is entertaining for someone who wants to see a Castlevania adaptation.
>lady gets beaten up and discovers the world actually has fall damage5/10 would put on loop again
Genuinely sincerely the worst thing in the entire franchise.I can't believe it, DmC looks downright good in comparison.It's funny though that both of the times the worst shit to ever happen to the franchise was because of western developers (and animation production)
>>738769385DMC because of the influence it has had and how long people talk about it for and multiple season and potentially even more, we might be in for a decade of this slop.We can only pray that it has zero influence on the future games.
>>738794928it's a step in the right direction. it'll give japs a wake up call to stop being such noncommital faggots.
>mfw DMC is my favorite franchisePlease stop
>>738779846>DMC6 probably shelved forever.You are sincerely retarded if you think this
At least my boy Nero has been spared this fate (for now)
>>738779846>Shit, we made their DTs too similar. How do we fix it?>Let's have Vergil keep his spiky hair for some reason
>>738807947Nero needs to suffer too.
>season 3 coming>producer says he could potentially continue making Raped May Cry for 10+ years
>>738808018>5 games>10 yrs worth of materialUgh
>>738807947Well good news both DMC and Nero are dead, weight off your mind I'm sure.
>>738808008No, we must keep him safe from this
>>738769882One of the reasons this cartoon sucks so hard is because the jeet loved DmC.
>>738808117Kumabe has already confirmed the DMC team is alive at Capcom.5 has sold 13 million copies, it'll probably reach 15 million after the shartflix show6 is in development right now
when did DMC became a meme wankfest?
>>738808196I was just trying to call Nero Deadweight.
>>738808245Only the show is like that.
>watch the whole thing >Vergil doesn't get raped or turned into a literal submissive sissy>he actually gets to beat Dante's ass multiple times They still fucked up the lore behind his character but the fact that they didn't humiliate him multiple times just like Dante was surprising. I was expecting this to be a lot worse.
>>738767486Did they just make Dante gay or is that really supposed to be Lady? Can Capcom please stop forcing these shitty Netflix anime? Who the hell is watching and buying these?
>>738808182But Itsuno loved DmC too.
>>738808263I don't appreciate that and I take those forms of comments extremely seriously.
>>738808142We already got him it's "dante"
>>738807560lol no get raped. Happened to my favorites series and anons mocked me even though I was right. Your turn now bitch boy
At least no one turned gay unlike in castlevania.>>738808196>we've been saying this for 8 years and nothing yet
>>738808328Capcom doesn't have much at all to do with it.It got made greenlit for two seasons like almost every netflix show, it was successful and made money so they will probably keep making it because it's good for future prospects since the potential sales of the next DMC game will be that much bigger, so Capcom is happy with the attention even though it rapes the franchise.The saving grace is that it's not canon and has nothing to do with real DMC.
>>738808470>At least no one turned gay unlike in castlevania.Yet.
>>738808470Games likes this take 4-5 years to make.The team who made DMC5 went on to make Dragon's Dogma 2Dragon's Dogma 2 came out 2 years ago.2-3~ years until DMC6 reveal at the earliest has always been the realistic and obvious thing that will happen.
>>738767486Looks like two dudes wtf
>>738783003has a nice ring to it
>>738808517I know that they're not the ones making it but I'm starting to get annoyed with them green-lighting these. I like Dragons Dogma as well and had zero interest in watching the Netflix anime that it got as well. They have some kind of autism that's telling them that they need to make shitty Netflix anime to bring back old IP. Onimusha also had one. It's just hurting their reputation, not helping it. Seeing what they're doing to DMC now is decreasing the chances of me buying DMC6 or anything else in the series.
Westerners can't adapt anything Japanese worth a damn, regardless of how western influenced it may be.
>>738808850It was kinda funny how Onimusha got a Netflix anime with Musashi Miyamoto...only for them to now announce an Onimusha game with Musashi Miyamoto.
What the...why is Arkham in IT?Wait let me guess...it's his split Jester personality that survived.
>>738808850You're in the minority though, the benefit for Capcom overwhelmingly outweighs any sort of negative when the potential sales for the next game has increased by millions.The Onimusha and DD anime are completely forgotten.DMC is popular franchise so for fans it sucks if we're going into a Castlevania situation and getting raped for years and years with this shit.
>>738807560DMC is over, anon. Keep loving it, just don't let that love make you weak.
>>738807947I can see them making a dead weight meme if he makes it in
>>738801310>No one actually likes themLying pidor
I enjoyed season 2 way more than the previous one. 7.5/10I also like the little references.>Plastic lawn chair>DMC 5 vergil rejoins with V + "Would our lives be the same"
>>738809253I'm not sure if these anime are actually helping but I think they'll be hurting the reputation of the IP in the long run, even if they somehow are managing to bring in more game sales right now.
>>738808624Look at what you made me do
>>738809749
>>738809749Uncanny.
>>738809749>if you guess the coinflip wrong
>>738767867Meh, that wasn't that bad. Show sucks and I'm not gonna watch season 2. But this really isn't all that offensive.
episode 3 was neat
>>738809749Every once in a while I get a reminder on why I still come to this shithole
>>738809749Kek
>>738809749As much features Dante as Disney Star Wars features Luke Skywalker
>>738808315>Dante keeps losingThat's strange, he got an l, tie and w in the original game. What happened? Vergil too strong?
It's like the Castlevania show, not an adaptation but rather it's own thing using the original's characters and a few concepts.Viewed in that light it's honestly pretty good. The USA vs Hell war with evangelical batman as US president is kino and completely fails as the metaphor shankar intended.
>season 2 is the best version of DMC 2 we will ever seewew...
>>738795707When the Angel screams and the Devil Pre-Orders
>>738809749>expected shit>found gold
>>738807947Nero is going to be Dante's son after he creampied Lady in the rich indian house
>>738780159Kamiya at the time thought that making the protagonist bang a clone of his mom was peak fiction, he didn't realize most people find that grossthen 3 became the most popular entry till 5 and lady was in that one
>>738767486>can't have a male character be assertive and kiss the girl boy, the woman has to be the tough and competetent one whiel the white guy is immature and lametypcial kikflix. same reason why dante got constantly beaten up and rescued by lady in the first season
>>738806475>>Vergil Jobs to a Luciaat this point white men only exist to be beaten up or get rescued by womanits literally every modern show. we never see male character actually be the focus of a story and strong warriors
>>738809749Based and canon
>>738810889Even if you pretend it isn't DMC it's still shit, plot, dialogue, animation, music, everything's horrible even by its own.
>>738806475Reminder that the military canonically can't beat a single Empusa
>>738811714Sherry was with Claire during RE2, Leon barely even knew her, this is blatant revisionism because of requiem
>my immortal starts playing
>>738812932>this is blatant revisionismLike most of the yuritards hating DantexLady
kek based.
>>738812421Dante saves Mary multiple times in this season alone, more if you count the first one
>>738767825Everything must be related back to sex in some way. Its the only thing that gets the libs attention.
>Korn playing during the ultimate baddie reveal I don't care how many people shit on the show, it choose of soundtracks are kino!
>>738814093>it choose of soundtracks are kino!Shut the fuck up, Adi.
>>738772062Obvious bait is obvious
>>738770165>draw a character named Lady>looks like a boy What did the jeet mean by this?
>>738812576I think you'd have to be willfully ignorant to say the animation is bad. What exactly is bad about it? The movement's fluid, plenty of detail and lighting work going on.Mir has worked on and made a lot of good looking shit.
>>738767825Most of the popular holywood classics had the MC get himself romantically involved with a woman.
>>738815148Much to the detriment of every film that didn't really need a love interest but had one shoehorned into the script regardless.
>>738813927so they can draw her without a manface when they want to
>>738794843They keep repeating it ever since 5 release, but we haven't got shit since 2019.I guess they didn't want to touch it while Itsuno was around, considering the disaster that happened when they switched directors with 2. He saved it so now it was "his"
Thoughts? https://youtu.be/-PUyxCQVD90?t=1244
>>738815148Anons hate sex dude, don't waste your time
>Netflix misspelled a lead Devil May Cry character's name and had to recall official merchandiseRead More: https://www.engadget.com/2172288/netflix-misspelled-a-lead-devil-may-cry-characters-name-and-had-to-recall-official-merchandise/
Should I buy this bundle? https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/30036/Devil_May_Cry_Franchise_Pack/ or do I need the deluxe version of 5?
>>738767706This happens when a writer can't control his autistic impulses and puts "wouldn't it be funny if he says/does this thing?" over the character's natural behavior. Happens a lot these days with adaptations.
>>738812932Get with the times.
>>738819696there's nothing worth getting in the deluxe version of 5
>>738813746>>738814093go away thirdies >>738819583ai sloppa
>>738809749kino
>>738769753I hate that scene so much. He fights with no grace or style, he uses the cover of dust to preform hit and run tactics like a fucking human>>738778078A 14 year old in 2006 who calls Ultimate Gohan "Mystic Gohan" Genuinely understands the appeal of what he enjoys more than Adi understands DMC
>>738767486Dante and Lady stock will rise high, invest in them before DMC 6 and the 3 remake get announced
>>738822654If Dante and Lady had a child, that child would be able to summon Temen-ni-gru and open it on their own.I wonder if Sparda ever considered the fact that the descendants of the priestess he sacrificed and his own boys would ever mix blood.
>>738823182>the muslim/terrorist that went balls deep in the first white woman he found>thinking
>>738806475>Demons = Innocent Refugees and The hell portal = an open border>The Border gets opened>Demons enter and kill everyone
>>738813746>character development
Next in list
>>738814093Adi if I find you on the street IRL I will without second thought throw my life away and kill you.
>>738806475>>738823751Literally a joke that Doom Eternal was doing about modern migration politics and here is taken seriously.
>>738823782>turning Duke into a self-insert for the retarded jeetpathetic
>>738823782>This shitty ass indu is self inserting as a Duke Nukem/Devil May Cry mixHis Duke movie will fucking suck so bad.What having parents with money do to society when their kid is a spoiled asshole.
>>738823182I think Sparda trusted his descendants wouldn't opened it
>>738819583fitting
>>738823668>Muslim/terroristSparda was Italian in his sapien form and he waited 2000 years before he banged Eva and had twins.Do people just not play the games and know the timeline? How many tourists are there?
>>738767486What no new game for 7 years does to mofos.The "rumored" DMC 1 remake better not suck and better be worth the years it been in development.
>>738824058If Sparda ever comes back somehow he's gonna beat Vergil’s ass for all the BS
>>738771720You know, I kinda understand that some writer saw that Dante is "legendary" with 5 and thought about how that kind of reputation is earned. And it kinda disgusts me that the only way for them to do that is that Dante and Vergil have to be shoved in front of a TV. No, it can't be just a collection of rumors and stories of clients and just an emerging reputation built up from his deeds. Like, its just so embarrassing.
why did they make lady so ugly in dmc5 I dont even want to try that game beucase of it
>>738824730>yellow paint demake
Leon got married to a mystery woman. It's time Dante gets married too.
I'm tired of sparda bros season, give me a nero season.
>>738795484>>738795534>>738795585If this woman were real, she wouldn't even look at anyone who uses this site.
>>738812245>Kamiya at the time thought that making the protagonist bang a clone of his mom was peak fiction,I didn't realize Kamiya was aRei bro.
>>738825134Why should she? We are not Dante.
>>738819583The disrespect...
>>738808315>he actually gets to beat Dante's ass multiple timesOh, so just like S1 Dante keeps losing his fights?
>>738825040>DMC 6 finally confirms DantexLady>DMC 7 is about Nero mentoring his cousin
>>738825049Imagine if this was a Nero show and we get some daily life of deadweight voiced by one and only Johnny Bosch (I can't help but imagine Nero once this Dante says something). We get to see Kyrie, get more Nico interactions, see more action and see how he does business instead of Dante from Madhouse anime. Damn, if it blew up they could also expand a bit on Dante and Vergil travelling in hell cause we 100% should expect another timeskip in DMC 6.
>>738825765DMC 8 will follow Dante&Lady's kid and Nero&Kyrie's kid.
Do you guys think the show is doing well enough to get multiple seasons like castlemania?
>>738767486But Trish is so much better...
>>738825335>he doesn't self-insert as the protaggrim
>>738767486brub i watched 2 episodes and dropped itits so fucking boring and shitty not even feel like dmc at all
>>738767486That looks like a dude aggressively taking advantage of a weak male
William Baines did nothing wrong.
>>738767538Game Dante is a Claire simp and has been trying to slide her for a while.
>>738826580Motherfucker began an operation Epic Fury against Hell Hell cause this is his holy war or some shit.
>>738826408When I get fit and gain some confidence I'll be Dante
>>738824723>he waited 2000 years before he bangedMe tooIf I had 1960 years to spare
>avril lavigne starts playing
>>738826930cheering for you /v/ro
>>738826375not even /v/ has an oedipus complex
>>738828798>that one anon that was orphaned and fucked him mom later onYou sure about that?
>>738767486I liked it, was a lot better than season 1. But I'm an oldfag what do I know. Also wow what happened to the captcha on this site.One thing I noticed in the last two eps is they gave Lady really fat tits which was nice.
>>738829213>in the last two eps is they gave Lady really fat tits which was niceif you are going to shill this trash at least post tits while you are at it. and no they dont have to be the ones from the cartoon (because there are none I checked)
>>738767538I figured they probably fucked around for a couple of months but just couldn't make it work. Dante went deep into depression over losing Vergil, Lady struggled to cope with losing her family and killing her father, the trauma just made it impossible to keep a healthy relationship.
>>738826370I think its doing well
>>738829316nigga
>>738829506>can still see her torsodisappointment
>>738803807>they were pretty honest about how the fictional lovers characters they playedno they weren't. It wasn't until after their second disc when they became open about this. During the first two disc tours they played the lesbian card 24/7 for everything. Although then again, there are rumors that say they became legit lovers for a time during this period.
>>738829506>no areola>no cleavage*yawn* that's a +18 series btwmeanwhile in a nipponese comic for children (with no gore because it isnt made with mentally ill people in mind)
>>738769904Love this one
>>738829506why is she fucking dressed like a viltrumite?
>>738829903the netflix show actually takes place in the same universe as Invincible
>>738829506she's about as stacked as lady in 4 and doesn't use a bra like game lady
>>738767825BASED
Sparda left Eva because he's gay - Adi in season 3 probably
>>738830583Dante sucked them
>>738831272If you told me this was an AI trying to make a FMA still I'd believe it
>>738826728Might as well if Leon is still with yellow fever
>>738831272>Dante and Vergil born in different hairstylePajeet really is a poser fan
>>738767706I CLAPPED, I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT
>>738768418>neroDoesn't the Jeet have some retarded hateboner for Nero and DMC4/5?
was it kino?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrCkuMa8-Z4
>>738831846Casey has a new song too has it been uploaded yet?
>>738772734Apu... Why do you talk like that?
>>738767486Faggots on this board shilled Netflix Castlevania and arcane which lead to India killing dmc
>cool calm collected>intelligent >reason>Actual Vergil>POWER POWER POWER I NEED POWER POWE
>>738801287Sorry, nigga. No one who cares about DMC watched this
>Shall never surrender used in the endingNero next season?>>738831983>actual vergil
>>738831983>Actual Vergil>Commits genocide with a fucking tower.
>>738792524No, faggot.
btl remix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEA5VmsEakM
>>738831872think its this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqRhcS-eAoA
>>738832263Not as good as his dmc 5 songs
>>738831846no papa roach is fucking gay and nothing good came out of nu metal or it's current revival
>mfw every time I think about the implications of "demon refugees"
>adi is so contrarian he'll remix the suicide silence version of subhuman
>>738832263>Mom can we have Garbage?>No we have Garbage at home>Garbage at home:
>>738832148twice by the way
>>738769882no that game was dogshit too, fuck you
>>738767706>Jester>Lemmie guess, they bastardized him?
>>738832712at least it was memeable
>>738768897>Dies from shit sales
>>738823782>first Castlevania>then DMC>then Duke nukem>also little faggot has tried to tease blazblue and KIThis nigger is just using dead franchises as puppet, of course he is ass blasted at DMC5, he thought he was going to "revive" another franchise.
>>738769385The fans
>>738771136Because image related, faggot
>Haha guys look sex!>Street fighter 6 Alex does this implied by his wife being pregnant and caressing the belly>THIS IS WORSE THAN HITLERRR????
>>738809596You liked a reddit meme?
>>738804879raw talent jeet means victory, pa means mine
>>738832649Its just a fact of life in the DMC. If Vergil shows up, he is going to kill an entire metropolitan area with a giant demonic tower.
>>738775180There's nothing to answer, your questions are based on incorrect information
Are people still bitching about this show? Ok. Good. I thought I missed my chance.So, here's the issue with this fuckin' thing. Many, many years ago, there was a really popular anime in Mexico called Magic Knights Rayearth. People loved it and it was big success. Then, years after, the show got an OVA. The OVA was very different from the main show. Characters had different backgrounds, completely changed motivations and some even went from good to evil. The story was all but unrecognizable and the changes were so numerous that the OVA was basically Rayearth in name only. A lot of people didn't like it for this very reason but they eventually warmed up to it because of one thing. For all the changes the OVA had it was still in the spirit of the original show. There was enough of what made the show popular for people to warm up to it.DMC has none of that. It is not in the spirit of DMC but, rather, as shown here, >>738767706 in the memes if DMC. Dante is a parody of the character. This is how people who actually believe all the jokes about Dante see him. As someone who actually remembers things in stereotypical anime vision, who is goofy more than he is serious and who dances to Skater Boy. He is the butt of the joke more often than the one delivering it. Worse yet, if the show becomes successful it will affect how the games are presented and it will bleed its elements on to them, just like how there is a whole bunch of stuff from DmC did to 5 just because Itsuno liked the people he worked with in NT, and that one was no one's favorite, either. This thing is doing well with the normies.
>>738777898Fuck I hate this low quality, choppy, animation that's become the norm now
>>738780206It 100% is. Did you not see him running round dressed up as Dante while promoting the first season?
>>738792342>Jeet liesWhat's new?
>>738794075>series get humiliation ritualOk sanjay
>>738833259https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1URf-kiKpO4&Damn shame isn't it?
jeet means raping your favourite IP through nepotism and daddy's infinite money
>>738834215so... victory in other words
>>738834246is it a victory when it's handed to you on a silver plate?
>>738834290have you heard the story of Rollo, first king of Normandy?
>>738834445have you heard the story of Adidas, the big foot up your ass?
>>738832148they made Dante too much of a jobber, and Vergil too much of a nice guyseason 1 was superior
>got betrayed>got blood taken away to make bullet that only kill your race>kiss herThis oddly remind me of David Cage....
>>738792994
I just want these two retards to get married and have a happy end. Both in this show and the games. Its the one loose end left (fuck the mystery of Sparda, retard has been AWOL too long to care about)
Good guy Mundus
>>738835116i ship Dante with the OC purple haired girl
Remember in DMC5 when Dante absolutely despite having to be on call with shit kid...
>>738835116If Leon got married (probably with Ada) then Dante and Lady can get married in the games too
