why do tendies defend everything?they're raping your favorite characters right in front of you and you're still sitting there clapping your handsif star fox zero, metroid federation force or sticker star came out today the majority of this board would be defending itand we already thought this was tendie central even back then
>>738773547cute fluffy fox
>why do tendies defend everything?
inb4>you're a furry that just wants to jerk off>I like the design because it's 'weird' and 'different'>it reminds me of the puppets
>>738773547Stfu furnigger
>>738773547retarded thread, nobody cares about star fox, one bad angle isn't a rape, they could have made him black or made the movie full of blacks
>>738773547>why do tendies defend everything?
>>738773547This was all you needed to see, they defended this right here to the DEATH.Funny part is none of them bought it, but they dedicated weeks to defending it online.
It looks great, moron.>in this made up scenario I've invented reality would reflect my retarded biases!This board shit all over Prime 4, and rightfully so, meaning you're not just stupid but also incorrect. Feel free to kill yourself now.
>>738773816>>738773824The duality of man...
>>738773814You can't post xb*t. Jut like you can't post nintend*rk or son*gger or pcc*ck.
>>738773638>>738773824It looks like shit. Like someone saw fantastic mr. fox and didn't pick up on the fact that the sculptures were supposed to be kinda off putting.
>>738773816Why do you lie on the internet? Nobody defended that after it released. I recall some giving it the benefit of the doubt before release, but that's about it, and giving something the benefit of the doubt is not a defense.
>>738773816Oh, it's just unironically ACfag. Fuck off and die you autistic freak.
>>738773860xbot
>>738773860nintendork
Because they always defend whatever daddy Nintendo does. They tried defending Metroid Prime 4 after Metroid fans already vented out all their frustrations and moved on. They sucked off the shitty Mario movies to such a level that Miyamoto first said that errrrm actually Nintendo always wanted Peach to be a girlboss and then Nintendo said they will edit her personality to be like in the movies. No matter what this shitty company does, Tendies will ALWAYS turn off their brains and go into religious worship.
>>738773547The divide you're seeing is that Star Fox fans actually want Star Fox to be treated better as a game series, and the console war stans just want a graphical demo and will defend Nintendo to the death no matter how artistically bankrupt this "new" game is. Fox deserved way better than this, and the franchise deserved way better.
>>738773967>They tried defending Metroid Prime 4No one did this you schizo retard.
>>738773547>if star fox zeroNot reading that whole post but damn that game was underrated as FUCK!
>>738773638fpbp (fluffy post best post)
>>738774016You did actually
Because I don't surround my whole identity around video game characters and I think it's cool when companies try new directions and styles instead of just doing the same thing over and over (yes I see the irony that this is a remake but that's not what I'm referring too). If Star Fox having new character designs actually makes you angry then you need some other priorities in life.
>>738774053>3DS versionthey butchered the soundtrack
>>738773547Can't wait to see all the (further) porn this inspires
>>738773547Nobody's favorite characters are from Starfox, not even hardcore furfags.
>>738773547Look, it's the fantastic Mr. Fox!
>>738774053>>738774143zero released on the 3DS???
>>738774016Archives exist, newfag. You can easily check that shortly after release, after Metroid fans finally say everything and move on, there's threads with faggots insisting the game is overhated and they're having a blast.
>>738773547>they're raping your favorite characters right in front of youobjectively wrong.Asmongold said he liked them, therefore, we like them. Asmongold is the king of the gamers and chuds. Going against Asmongold makes you gay and a woman.They look like what they were intended to look like based off of OG concept art and the puppets. You lost.
>>738775572That moldy retard is a peak consoomer and nobodh does or should care about his opinion
>>738773816>This was all you needed to see, they defended this right here to the DEATH.Provide literally 3-5 proofs of this and maybe I will belive you.No one defended this, this man almost killed hype for the game entirely.But you knew that already>inb4 posts non-gamer news agents
>>738773547because they are just glad they get a new game, they don't care about its quality or what it does to their favorite title, or how much does it costtendies are brand fanatics, basically emotional slaves of consumerism without any semblance of criteria or objetivityits literally "yay another bing bing wahoo to add to my plastic collection!"
>>738775440>Archives exist, newfag. You can easily check that shortly after release>easilyyet you post ZERO proof of this, because you know youre lying.Why does nintendo live rent free in the snoy minds?
>>738775771>exposes himself as a tendie instantlyJesus you didn't need to go mask off THIS fast.
>>738773547That’s not necessarily true. Nintendo fans don’t have complete solidarity with each other. Fans of different Nintendo series are arguably more hostile to each other over console warriors.
>still releventkek
>>738775901>still no proof posted>conveniently avoided >>738775645>deflects with Y-YOURE A TENDIE because...?literally prove your point or admit to lying. This is embarrasing.
>>738775901when did /v/ get this fucking indian?Its just non stop immature, vapid retard posting.>heh, im not indianyou act like one. This is fucking pathetic.
>>738773547>favoritemighty big assumption there
How many of the people saying it's being raped have actually played 64 to death?
Slop out; slop in.
>>738775995Learn how to use archives you newfag tendie bitch. I won't spoonfeed you.
>>738776083I have a bridge to sell you, and it involves those funny numbers on the back of your mom's credit card.
>>738773547I bet a thousand furry lives that if Krystal is confirmed to appear, people will turnaround 180 on hating it and start loving it.
>>738776083>live actionman people will really call CGI live action
>>738773880They don't look like Fantastic Mr. Fox at all, blindfag.
>>738776135Only if she's not ugly. Otherwise, furries will turn down Nintendo's HQ or accuse the game being 'woke' or western influence, or something culture war levels of retardation
>>738773547You want to suck vulpine dicks as well as dog dicks, macaco?!
>>738776195The stupidity in the room is rising
>>738773547>they're raping your favorite characters right in front of youThere is zero sexual conduct in Star Fox
>>738773748It's so predictable, isn't it?I'm nooticing
>>738773547he looks fatter than mario
>>738776127Because you can't , snoytranny. Always funny to expose liars like you.Prove yoir shit or be dismissed, it's really simple
>>738773748Don't care snoyThe new designs have grown up on me and I can't wait to have a blast while you seethe
>>738773547Never played Starfox before. This will be my first one. Wish me luck.
Krystal Ball
>>738774959No? Was it the filetype? Took a pic of my gamepad lol
>>738773547>>738773816>I made shit up in my diseased mind and got mad at it. Why aren't you mad too? If you aren't outraged like me that means you are defending it!
>>738773547This is literally return to form for me, Ahmed.
the characters look great. what the fuck is it supposed to look like?
>>738777870
>>738773638scratch my chin, please
>>738773547It's starting to grow on me. Except for Katt, that one is an abomination.
>>738777937Puppet > furry
>>738777958
>>738773547>trying to cherry pick the least flattering imagesigh...>>738773816anon... this is edited...
>>738773547Why are snoys angry all the time? Oh wait, it's the no games.
>>738777937this looks cringe. are you into sonic or something? im not on that end of the spectrum
>>738773547
>>738776846If you don’t care, why did you reply?
>>738774959you know, unironically star fox zero would've been better on the 3DS where both screens are always easily viewable the same time
>>738777472You’re blind, shill.
>>738777958It looks nothing like the puppets. Show me where the puppets had plantigrade legs.
>>738773547>AAAAAAH ITS NOT SEXY BARA FOX HOW CAN I JERK OFF TO THIS
>>738778410>not wanting fugly uncanny characters means you want barawhy are tendie cultists so out of touch with reality
>>738778226>posting a picture of your family
>>738778709fuck off furfag
>>738778756>if you're not with me you're with themnot really helping your case tendie cultist
>>738778312would never of have happened, zero was only made to showcase the wii u capabilitiesit was literally a tech demo throughout most of the wii u's lifespan before it finally releasedand boy, they sure showcased it
>>738773967>nooo i'm being laughed out of my own shitty thread >time to samefag
>No Tomodachi Life and no Rhythm Heaven make Eric something something
>>738776127>THIS THING THAT DIDNT HAPPEN ACTUALLY HAPPENEDprove it>N-NO, ITS IN THE ARCHIVES THOUGHso show us>n-n-NO! ITS REALLY EASY TO USE THE ARCHIVES THOUGHif its so easy, youd have no issue showing us then, right now, in the time its taking you to type all this out to back up your statement, something you couldve done in step one simply by putting a picrel of this happening in the first post you made>NO I WONT SPOONFEED YOU, GO AWAY STOP ASKING FOR PROOOOOOOFevery time. Like fucking clockwork
>>738773547Is true is a US team developing this? This would explain the ugly furry like appearance but is even worse than that, they look too animalistic for this type of game
>>738780598>the animals look too animalistic for this type of game that features a cast that are soley animals
>>738773547I don't own a switch 2 but I loved star fox. My opinion is the new art style is awesome because it reminds me of a bad 80's movie with puppets. This art is refreshing compared to the usual baby art style we get from nintendo.
>>738773547Give the designs some time to grow on you, and they will. People seem to be coming around to them, just some slower than others.I have seen some fags crash out over the designs hard though. Like the Event Horizon guy still whines about them.The designs are fine. Game will sell. They will make a sequel and make some adjustments to the designs based on feedback.It will be okay.
>>738780670anon they wear jackets and fly spaceships, don't be a retard
>>738773547Don't worry, you still have Smash Fox and Falco to coom to
>>738780873They also stand up, speak, and clearly are not real animalsand yet, here you are.Look at them here >>738780751, are you really mistaking them for real animals? Theyre clearly video game characters.
>>738780751slippy and kat need to change. slippy is them trying to make him cute but it clashes with the overall new style so it looks really uncanny
>>738780873>"these animals look too much like animals for this game about animals where every character is an animal">retard>"these animals dont look like animals because they wear clothes and fly ships"I... anon.
>>738780751If you think of it like Fox In Space it becomes a lot funnier/enjoyable as a redesign.I mean look at the face on fox there, thats the one he makes during the merch drop episode.
>>738773816>HOW MANY ASSHOLES HAVE WE GOT ON THIS SHIP?
>>738780751>if you get used to the smell of a shitstain it isn't that bad
>>738773547Maybe it’s because they don’t have new game derangement syndrome like you fags?
>>738781571those are your words, not what anon said at all
>>738781571Who are you quoting?
>>738780985>>738781060You can be willfully retarded to be disingenuous if you want.The point is the "realism" look is inherently retarded when they're on two feet, wearing clothes, talk, and fly spaceships. They should make nice cartoony designs for them. The realistic fur and shit is nothing more than "hire this man" brainrot that nobody would defend if it was from a western studio.Do you think the new Lion King looks better than the old one? And if not, why not? Like the new designs all you want but don't pretend you don't understand what others are saying to you.
>>738781723>redesign character so it looks like dogshit>ermm it actually grows on you! yes I too thought it was abysmal at first and no, it can't be outright good (like it was before), the initial reaction has to clash and look like ass and then after you get used to their dogshit looks because there's no turning back, now they aren't half badthey still look like shit, you're lowering the bar
>>738777937>Fox in Mario movie style looks different than Fox in Starfox game styleshocking
>>738781998Wait til he sees what Fox looks like in F-Zero. It'll blow his mind.
I don't think Fox looks bad. The falco redesign with bird knees is silly tho.
>>738773816I saw them defending having to buy amiibos just to get music in the empty ass desert. Never let them try to backpedal on how hard they suck nintendo's dick. The deserve their suffering.
>>738780751Uncanny as fuck. I will not get used to this. I do not want this to be a thing. It needs to be put out back and shot before it does any more damage.
>>738773547Fox McCloud?Moer liek Fox McDonalds, amirite?
LUST PENIS
>>738773547I wanna play Star Fox before the new game comes out, which is the best version?
>>738773547Fox got off pretty lightly compared to Kratos, Sackboy, and Crash thoughbeit
>>738780670Star Fox is cartoon Star Wars, the're not realistic animals, in the trailer it almost looked like Fox would snatch a egg laid by Falco, maybe explaining their rivalry
>>73878322164. There's a reason it's the template for multiple attempted recreations.
>>738783305The PC port of the 3DS version?
>>738783328They recently had a decomp of the original N64 version, and I'm 99% sure its controls are better calibrated than the 3DS port on emu.
>>738773547It doesn't look that bad but the difference between actual fans of starfox or Metroid having genuine thoughts about it and the games vs famitsuniggers only seeing sales and defending every decision is funny.
Only autists and furries hate the new Star Fox design. They're a vocal minority on the internet.Meanwhile in reality it's currently the best selling game on Amazon and everybody likens the new designs to the original Star Fox box art or Jim Henson puppets.
>>738773709i want to live in a cave
>>738773547Uncanny valley ass first draft sonic ass realistic ai slop ass model
>>738774053It was set up to fail; between being a Wii-U exclusive on the eve of the console's retirement, the premise being a re-thread of Star Fox/64/64-3D in spite of the majority of the levels being original, and the funky control scheme that you need to commit to learning to play the game, Zero's best mark is that it's a reverse command that feels better to play the longer you engage with it instead of worse.
>>738783549how emulatable, if at all, is zero
>>738784176It uses the touchscreen gimmick for its controls so not emulatable at all. Even if it technically works you wouldn't want to play it anyway.
It's a new era. It's the Nintendo Cinematic Universe era and it's coming to synergise all the characters.
bald
i dont like the racoon hands, curved backs, and animal feet. i think those take the new designs way way down
>I sure hope my son doesnt become a gay furry icon.
>>738786220>i hope my war buddy doesnt deep dick my son and cuck his blue wife
>>738773547OP IS AN FBI ASSET.
>>738773547why can't you just stfu anon? I didn't read your poast btw
