What are your thoughts on night elves?
If the Dance Studio actually ever came out, blood elves would be using their dance, or the femorc, or fempanda, or femtroll, or femgoblin/gnome, and frankly the blood elves would look better doing them.
>>738775309I think they're neat
>>738775309What was the first place to have elves emote using their ears?
>>738775309im thinking about 250 replies worth of cropped porn and general horny posts
I have jerked off to night elf girls dancing in undies tons when I was just a teen
>>738775617my favorite type of /v/ thread
>>738775562Lodoss was the first time I saw it.
>>738775562I hate that I'm such a sucker for it.
>>738775309grope elf ears
>>738775562deedlit my beloved
>>738775309deserve merciless tickle torture
>>738775309
>>738775309The retail models are shit.
can't play them in classic without maintaining a half chub (orc warrior btw)
>>738776035lol
>>738776168Night elf females (and human females) got hit with such an outrageous case of sameface in the graphics update. Genuinely catastrophic and fucks up the whole race. It's as bad as how horrifically they nerfed female orc booty.
>>738775309they owe me sex
>>738775865why? it just makes sense with their biology
I like fempandas more.
>>738775562I don't know, but that man was a genius.
>>738776684Because I don't even like elves. I know they're fictional, but they seem like smug haughty assholes and I don't trust them.
>>738775309The way they got fucked over after BFA going into Shadowlands killed my enjoyment of the games lore since the only acceptable solution would be final total war with the obliteration of one side or the other just to end the Karma Houdini bullshit.And since we can never get that It was a major factor in why I stopped playing
>>738776880>Because I don't even like elvesYeah, you would post that comic.
>>738776880Anon, you clearly like them because getting to knock them off their high horse would be satisfying, and their ears emoting when they might not want to show what emotion they're feeling is indicative of your superiority.
in every way except physical im stalking the forests of ashenvale
>>738776947>Anon, you clearly like them because getting to knock them off their high horse would be satisfyingNo, that means he uses them as a strawman to please his own ego.Liking elves would entail seeing them be the cool guys do awesome stuff (which night elves are not allowed to do in WoW).
>>738777013Elflet cope. You lose to human cock.
>>738777139Yeah, this is an "elf-fan" thread alright.
>>738776880I dunno, most of them have lived a real long time, so maybe they got a point.
>>738775309Total elf death!!!!
>>738777398Boomers have lived a long time too and they're easily fooled assholes.
>>738775309Big fan.
I liked them better when they leaned more into the 'savage warrior women' archetype.Give me back the tree-hugging Conan the Barbarians and Barbarianesses.
>>738775309I must be allowed to molest their ears and eyebrows. This is my demand to aid them in defending Ashenvale.
>>738775309Mating press material
WoW was pretty horny
>>738775309Dirt worshipping tree huggers. They ought to be exterminated, along with their barbaric cousins, the trolls.
>>738775309Very cool race that got completely mishandled and turned into hippie elves in WoW. They've had a chance to turn it around in BfA after the Burning of Teldrassil. The Malfurion cutscene was great and they should kept up with that, instead they buried it all under the rug and now all elves lost their original flavour.
AI generated night elf bimbos.
>>738778789how did you guess?!
>>738776880>>738776947The other anon is right, you like them, you just need to rape correct themThat's okay, it's literally what elves were made for in every setting they appear in
>>738775309What are me thoughts on night elves?FUCK EM!!FUCK DEM KNIFE EARS!!!That be me thoughts!
>>738775309Wives
>>738778880that was a statement, not a guess
Damn, this thread smells brown.
>>738775309made for ear nibbling just like all elves
>>738777976fucking same, night elves were a faction of hardcore Amazon females with gigachad males that would only wake up to protect the grove or to fuck, much better than generic tree hippies we have now
I'm gonna light you up, sweet cheeks!
Why are elf ears so fucking sexual
>>738779752They aren't. They're just ears, like a human's.
>>738779952They are, absolutely. And human ears are sexual too sometimes.
>>738775309I hate those shitty eyebrows and Dumbo ears
>>738779993how
>>738775309Warcraft and suchlike addictive shit should be banned. Especially which aims at children.
>>738780027There's a whole genre of video for getting off to audio shit dude, and elf ears are big and molestable
>>738775875
>>738779752Obvious erogenous zones; same with Warcraft elf eyebrows.
>half the thread is filtereduh oh he's here
play deedlit's game
>>738779713>>738777976they were domesticated deal with itnelfs lost to human ear rubs
>elf thread>noldorspamlike peanut butter and jelly
>>738775562>>738775854The guy who did the character designs for Lodoss war also did the mechanical designs for Patlabor so now I can't see extra long elf ears like this without imaging them doubling as a radio antenna and sensor array package.
>>738781379does this asshole have some bot or program that looks for elf threads on 4chan so he can spam and shit them up
Elves are just rape meat
NoldorCHAD, I will always be your fan.
Let's bait him out again
>>738775562idk but I'm sure it's been a thing ever since elves became a fantasy staple
>>738781284I did. I want more.
>>738782984What is this 1998 shockwave player looking gameNo seriously I need to know
>>738783208Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth.
>>738783208record of lodoss war deedlit in wonder labyrinth
One shot, one kill.
Finding good night elf lewds is hard. They should be really big and amazonian with sharp teeth and nails but way too often the art is just purple girls
>>738780256Wouldn't their culture then evolve around hiding/shrouding their ears? They aren't really running around with their tits and balls hanging out either.
>>738775309Too tall
>>738784587But they are, sentinels are futanari and pass the time with public sex and sex with animals.
>>738784910Imagine unironically saving and posting this
>>738785161The average coomdrone can not comprehend.
>>738782898Ready to serve orc bvlls in a seedy backalley tavern in Orgrimmar
>>738785370We get it, you're gay.
>>738785426Imagine unironically saying this.
>>738775309Best elf design in any medium.
>>738785426Canon>>738785562elf "male" cuck cope
>>738784779>tranny shit kill yourself
>>738775309Nightelves are cool. Unfortunately they are all off-model in 99.9% of fanart and their personality is just a purple-skinned Bloodelf, instead of a ferociously wild Amazonian Elf, who mogs every other race in height and strength, while also being über-powerful nature magicians.
>>738775309Really disappointed that this wasn't an implied blowjob
>>738779639Quarter elf.
>>738788137
orc cock.nelf pussy.harmony.
>>738789037Orc pussyHuman cockNelf rimjobber
built for BWC
tranny game generals belong in /vg/>>>/vg/>>>/vg/>>>/vg/>>>/vg/>>>/vg/
>race can be paladinaffinity for human cock>race can be shamanaffinity for orc cock>race can be druidaffinity for worgen knot
>>738789212My friends, this is a pornographic shitposting thread.
>>738789225But Taurens can be Paladin...?
>>738789225Worgens are humans
>>738775309Made for loving, fated for suffering.
Made for Orc dick, like most elves.
>>738789212>So mindbroken hes ritualposting in a porn thread LolLmoa even
>>738789258I might have made that post
>>738775309Males are druids, females are hunters and priests. Everything else is not Canon
>>738789373tauren are the sluttiest race
>>738776485all the nu-models have bad sameface, every orc looks like garrosh
I think in general Nelfs are kinda boring, even back in the day.
>>738780038What's crazy is I look like this.
>>738775309Elves are only useful for one thing.
>>738779676Damn, is this achievable natty?
>>738791701elf propaganda
>>738791841Sure, with good sleep, a well-balanced diet and several thousands of years of training.
>>738775617ahhh yes, another peak /v/ thread.
>>738775617okay... but what if I just want more games with playable elves, regardless of porn
Nightelves were like the coolest elves ever written>Mystical and druidic shapeshifters>Savage but extremely noble and graceful>Extremely iconic with their glowing eyes, skin color, massive ears and fit & athletic bodies>not just generic eagle-eyed longlived archers living in treehousesWhat happened to blizzard? what did they do to them to ruin them so badly?The only fictional elves that are even remotely as cool, are the elves in Divinity OS 2, where they have extremely unique anatomy and they gain memories and powers from the flesh they eat.
>>738783314Why's she winking at me?
>>738792323>advertise your game with some really bad sloppa no thanks
>>738792556Dunmer are cool too
>>738792568Elven women have mastered the arts of taming their human bucks. The only race that outperform night elves at getting their human mate is their High Elven cousins.
>normal people posting cool art>brownoids posting their cuckold fantasies
>>738792556Being able to enact the last march of the ents while gryphon riders rain down arrows, buff druid-chads turn into massive bears (who are, for some reason, among the strongest melee units), led by some edgy demon-warrior, is a powerfantasy that no other game can give you.I will forever love WC3 for that.
>>738792323apparently this isn't a porn game and the elf remains unmolested by tentacles
>>738779993>And human ears are sexual too sometimes.really?
>>738775309I want a night elf to amazon mating press me
>>738775469QRD on the Dance Studio?
>>738779750keeping milhouse alive for SSC attunement nearly destroyed my guild, our healer was a 40 year old single mom playing resto shaman and she couldn't keep us and milhouse alive for the mind blasts from that bug dude at the end of the dungeon, we had to go out of the dungeon and buy consumes to push through but things got real awkward, traumatized by this lil nigga now
>>738793527They have a lot of nerve endings & sensitive skin, you can make any place on the body like that work
>>738793527Yes, I've seen several japanese documentaries about ear licking, biting and soft whispering being used to stimulate the partner during mating
>>738775309I'm glad WoWs a joke and dead, I always hated how elves looked in it and elffags Thank you shadowlands and danuser for killing WoW
>>738776880anti-white reddit themes btw
>>738794590genuinely curious. how is that comic anti-white?
>>738793527have made someone cum by blowing in their ear.
>>738794216>>738794294I see, I never realised they were so sensitive>>738795839that sounds a little intense
WORSHIP NELFS
>>738775309I like Night Elves a lot
>>738796282I love them
>>738795762It positions the elf under a critical lens for her haughtiness and racial superiority. The implication is that she needs to be "corrected" by a low-class and low-born entity of inferior race. The viewer's eyes are the eyes of the white democrat who resents the white aristocrat or the brownoid who resents the white.The aww shucks wholesome human is "the first shall be last" racial Bolshevism hidden in a palatable package for fantasy geeks
Love 'em.Here's a portrait of my TBC balance druid.
>>738797454How much did that commission cost?
>>738797513>SlopGPT
>>738797454it fucked up the eyebrowsstill saved
any real night elf fan likes them as both fierce amazonian warriors and bimbo sluts
>>738775309buy an ad maye
>>738780091Why is the ear, the focus of the video, so much fucking lower poly than the face?
>>738797838blizzard can't model for shit
>>738797785combine them for maximum profit
I liked Night Elves when they were brutal savages who drank the blood of their enemies.
>>738782978You'd think, but I literally can't find an earlier example than Lodoss War's anime adaptation from 1990. Nor can I find an earlier example of elf ears like this. Prior to Lodoss war elf ears were exclusively the slightly pointed Lord of the Rings kind, but not the really long sticking off the sides of the head and expressive kind.
>>738797934>Illidan was forced to nut inside this literally thousands of timesImagine the sheer VOLUME
>>738797513I took a screenshot of her in the character screen and asked ChatGPT to create a portrait of her that looks like a painting. I added that an owl should sit on her wrist.This was the first result.>>738797654And?
>>738798963imagine all the autistic children. Really irresponsible of her
Play a femnelf was the first time I learned some people will give you stuff just because of the way your character looks
>>738799845It works even better IRL, unfortunately.
>>738775896You played her game, right?
>>738800341Sir that is very racistful you cannot say that
>>738797324>The implication is that she needs to be "corrected" by a low-class and low-born entity of inferior raceHumans are the superior race so your schizopost doesn't make sense
>>738781426Holy shit, what a legend. Hot elves AND hot mechs?
>>738775309RUINEDUINEDAnd not only them.WoW was a mistake.
>>738777013>WCIII NElves>Badass barbarian elves that worship the moon, practice druidism, have bitchin leather, cool weapons and are so damn savage they caused Grom to get captivated by them when they were clashing with the Warsong tribe>Large, very elite and experienced army supported further by powerful beasts, forest spirits and even other sapient beings living in Ashenvale>Powerful enough to give the Burning Legion a big challenge alone>Can be nice as long as you don't step on a twig>WoW NElves...NO. FUCKING. COMMENT.I wish WoW was never a thing.
>>738785370>summer 2007>Black Temple just released a monthish ago>didn't see any patch notes or any trailers or anything, went in blind with my guild>grind the bosses and make it to the top>suddenly, "Den of Mortal Delights">elf harem area>elf harem enemies>6 armed demons and succubi amongst beds in all corners of the room>Matron as the boss of the area>was in 9th gradeI just wanted to raid with my bros, I didn't consent to blizzard giving me a fetish
>>738777976>>738779713If there were a WarCraft IV, NElves should not only be the savage warriors, but also tap into more druidic stuff to the point the whole race mutates to include elements from predatory animals (fangs even grow larger and longer, nails turn into claws so thick and sharp they can be used as weapons, NElves develop varied animal eyes giving them an even more savage look).But that will never happen sadly.>>738793043And it will probably never be replicated again...
