Finding sexual gratification in a game is genuinely one of the saddest things imaginable. It’s a GAME. You’re supposed to be focused on the action, reacting fast, fighting, and staying alert. How are you turning that into something sexual?What kind of people are you guys?
there's no sexual content in the game
Why aren't the mods doing anything to stop the twitter screenshot spam?
Didn't Rapelay come out over 20 years ago? How are you still this confused about what games are?
>>738776062What mods?
>>738775935they're not mutually exclusive and no one even attempts to try doing so, example BG3, other examples is that men and gays are allowed to have sex appeal because it disgusts the demographic of people they were attempting to force their ideal of globalism on. now we have irony-poisoned shitposters and fuentites and calviculites that organically bought into the psyop because they can't deal with their homoerotic feelings and only know how to lash out against women for disguting them.
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>>738775935>thoughts are gratificationI guess men gratify themselves every 7 seconds
>boot up game>see character model>jerk off and cum i guess?>no desire to play it
>>738776203>LOOK IM THAT CHARACTER YOU LOVE PLS LOVE ME INSTEAD IM INSECURE AAAH I WILL NEVER BE MY OWN PERSON
>>738775935Eve's tits are fucking perfect...
>>738776579no wonder journos are glazing this shit
I can do both
>>738776667There’s a part where you control a shopping cart, and you can literally let go of the controls and still get an achievement at the end for not hitting anything lmao.
>>738776579A three minute clip of no gameplay is the best you've got? I'd expect a casual "how few inputs" playthrough by now just to see how little there actually is.I've played full games with very in-depth gameplay with regular cutscenes far longer than that. I think the longest cutscene I've ever seen in a game is almost longer than Mixtape's entire story. (it was a porn game. Yes, with a single cutscene over three hours long. I cried like a baby by the end of it.)
>>738776019This is the "show me the gameplay" moment for troons. There's anal porking in their games but there's no sexual content in stellarblade, literally zero, nada, zilch. That's why they have to expand definitions and lie constantly.
>>738776524The fact you think a woman playing dress up is that deep speaks volumes.
>>738776917Visual novels at least don’t pretend you’re actually playing. This is like giving your little brother a disconnected controller kek.
>>738776753I'm not sure if you're pretending to be retarded or just missed the point entirely but the 3 minute video is 3 minutes of ignoring button prompts while the game continues regardless. It's not a cutscene in the sense that you would put down your controller and watch or what have you, it's the part where the gameplay is supposed to be
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>>738775935You don't get to dictate what people can or can't focus on.
>>738775935>What kind of people are you guys?the pro-fun kind
>>738776524>BOOBS ON MY SCREEN! PLEASE REMOVE THEM CAUSE IM A MASSIVE FAGGOT!
>>738775935>How are you turning that into something sexual?Ask game urinalists.
>>738777096>>738777152>>738777293>noooo women are treated differently than menCope forever, schizo.
>>738777096they're not wrong that cutesy uguu neptunia upskirts arent the same type of degeneracy as the faggotry that runs rampant in western games but damn i wish that the two could co-existwe really are living in times where games are putting in full on nudity and full on sex, meanwhile fucking vita games can't release on the switch or steam cuz they're "too risque"
>>738777329You're using that label and not knowing what schizo even means.You retard.He's pointing out the asymmetry, you moron.Kill yourself.
>>738776062It's 2026 can you grow up and stop being mad about the concept of other websites? 4chan lost and is arguably more censored and monitored than current x
>>738777096>>738777152lel
>>738776062They'll get right on it after Famitsu shareholder rp general gets the axe.
>>738775935A normal person with a working dick. You, on the other hand, are gay.
>>738775935What is sad is how bad this game is. Made it to the first save point and was already bored out of my mind, uninstalled then and there.
Lol
Being shamed for liking hot vidya women by retards who think women selling pictures of their pussies for $5 a month is empowering really doesn't mean much
>>738775935No, if we're talking the saddest things imaginable then the worst has to be desperately pretending your game is mature while it's gameplay is full of Dora the Explorer tier handholding and having to quietly seethe over the fact that games made for children are more mature gameplay wise than these "mature" games for "mature" audiences.I mean think about it. What's more pathetic? Some guy being horny for game characters or some faggot desperately pretending his game is "mature" while it holds you hand more than the likes of Spongebob Squarepants.Oh, I just remembered another highly pathetic thing well beyond being horny for game characters.Unironically complaining about a Spongebob game and being THIS CLOSE to saying it reminds you of Dark Souls while calling it "too difficult and unforgiving."Compared to those two things being horny is pretty low on the scale.
>>738776579Of course it was tailored made for journos to play. No wonder it got perfect score.
>>738775935Things such as "Action", "reacting fast", "fighting", and "staying alert", all tend to evoke biochemical responses in a person. Both the hormones and neuralchemicals associated with violence, tend to also be shared with sexual arousal.Shit's always been strongly linked. To the point, if you aren't getting turned on to some degree, you're dysfunctional. Literally something wrong with you.
>>738777096Remember when "safe-horny" was coined and people got so fucking mad about it? Safe horny really just means "whatever faggot leftists/women think is acceptable" which means if you ascribe to their bullshit you have the same mindset as a faggot leftist/woman also.
>>738777152meanwhile the Capcom sales team>By putting a thick jacket and a skort on the standard in-game model, Capcom easily secured glowing praise from western game critics, passing ESG brand-safety checks with flying colors. Yet, they simultaneously gained immense traction with the traditional male demographic by using a hyper-idealized, famously lewd internet model to provide the underlying physical shape of the character.>Following the game's release, Capcom actively embraced PeachMilky's official, highly-sexualized cosplays of Ashley to boost game sales and engagement. The corporate entities that demanded Ashley look "practical" in the base game had zero issues with their official body model parading around in highly provocative variations of the character online to drive social media algorithms.
>>738777632Getting mad at discord fags forcing memes is the proper response.
>thread attracted bg3 schizo
>>738777096>1715951625161Yerp, now there's your problem
>>738778190>cajun+kanaka maoli hapa>whitest fag you've ever seen
>>738778218Many such cases. I'm not really sure why they are like this
>>738775935>Finding sexual gratification in a game is genuinely one of the saddest things imaginable.Facts
>>738776579>the gameplay
>>738775935Despite Eve being an absolute smokeshow I can't see her in a sexual way.She is like a daughter to me.
>>738777379Can you call people on xitter a niggerfaggot though?
>>738778275fragile little sheltered retard egos broken by marxist academia and blackrock's ESG/DEI initiatives shaping government policy
Stellar Blade is 32 billion times more of a game than mixtapeYou could remove everything remotely sexual from stellar blade and it'd still be an actual game, perhaps a mediocre one but still equivalent to a gameIf you remove stupid nostalgiawank with a character talking to the camera everytime a music track plays you just have a 3 hour video of humanoids walking through large corridors that plays itself if you use a rubberband on an analog stick
>>738778358Is this a parody or do they think people want fat chicks with downs syndrome? I'll play it, let's see them make it.
>>738777152This counter point would hold more weight if the articles weren't two years apart from each other and from different writers.
>>738778550This is just brand virtue signaling.
this is the 4th thread today i've seen where someone seethed at bg3 unprompted
>>738778407This, but a big sister. I don't actually have a big sister since I'm the oldest son of our family but she reminds me of my cousin who's always been a big sister to me.
>>738777471At least it's about video games, snoy. Twitter cancer has been plaguing this website for a decade+
>>738778650I too am upset about BG3 being used to promote leftist sexual ideals when you can mod slutty bimbos and skimpy mods and make it as good or better as any hypersexualized game, with thousands of options. It's like neither side even plays the game. Face and bodymods that increase sexualization are always ignored, because the PC gamer always gets what they want if a game is moddable.
>>738775935It's not about the sexual gratification itself, I just want the Nancy Reagans and Jack Thompsons of the world to fail and crumble in an eternal cultural destruction.
>>738777329The point is that they claim to want equality, but do not in fact practice what they preach. If you do not actually care about the values you preach, then there's no reason for anybody else to listen to you.
>>738779004Kill yourself MIGAtard
>>738775935Cry about it faggot.
>>738779504is that a name for people who can afford to actually play and beat video games with things they like recreationally?
>>738775935"uhhh, you must play according to how i play, uuuhhhh"please be a retard in another place.what's next, "you must fap how i fap when watching porn, uuhhh"?
>>738775935The post criticizing Stellar Blade is comparing it to Mixtape, literally a 2 hour walking sim "indie" game made by some billionaire's kid.If it were literally any other action game compared to stellar blade the argument might hold up, but Mixtape literally has no action, reacting fast, fighting, staying alert like you stated.
>>738775935>Finding sexual gratification in a game is genuinely one of the saddest things imaginablemeanwhile, you celebrate the xray zoom in of underaged girls tongue kissing.. huh!
>>738775935The same faggots who complain about Eve and sexy girls are the same faggots who cheered for bestiality and anything that involves faggots. They only hate sexy women because it reminds them they are ugly trash. STOP BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ERASURE!
>>738775935Thanks to voices38, I've been having a blast for the past few days. Already installed 21GB of mods, and is looking into those 50GB packs. Eve is just too cute bro.
Why does this board still have daily culture war threads about this shit gook game that came out 3 years ago already
