If you have read books , did it change your oponion about Triss or Yen?
>>738777540a friend of mine did and he said that Triss was a manipulative bitch in the books
For me it's that one elf prostituite in that one city.
>>738777605The only reason geralt loves yen is because a genie put a spell on him.
>>738777540I have never read the booksI just prefer the kind of person Triss is compared to the asshole that Yen isEven though i generally prefer women with dark hair
>decide to replay witcher 3>mmmm actually i never played witcher 1>let's try it, it can't be that bad>second mission after the tutorial: pick three herbsTell me one reason to not delete this shit right now.
>>738777540eh they're both sorceresses so both are manipulative cuntsi did like yennefer more than triss though, from what i've read i got an impression that she was more or less honest about what she is (and was), i liked that a lotwhile triss was kinda shady, i didn't really get her character tbqhbesides that, if we're talking geralt he doesn't really have a choice in that in the books, he's in too deep with yen
>>738777540>playing Witcher 1 at release>dunno nothing about witcher>going full racist>going full Shani>helping to start a pogrom >Zoltan hates me>Triss hate meI miss Witcher 1
>>738777540Yen has a much better VA and was clearly the intended choice by the developers. Picking Triss undermines the themes of the game and gives you a less cohesive narrative. The only thing reading the books does is make you ask why they even did the whole Triss things in the first place with W1 and W2.
>>738778206>going full ShaniMy brother you know quality.
>>738778224Why did the devs make Yen grumpy for so much of the game?
>>738777540Yes. Now I know Triss is shit and Yen is great.
>>738777605She was a manipulative bitch in the games, too.
Ciri is the correct choice. Think about it logically.
>>738778206>Witcher 2 starts>wake up with Triss in bed anyways
>>738778025the tutorial chapter is notoriously shitgets way better after infamously bad cutscene with demon dogs
>>738778301Geralt fucking her best friend for the past year after she effectively committed suicide in a futile attempt to bring him back to life. Yen should be way more mad at Triss in the game. The last full conversation they had prior to reanimation was to stay the fuck away from Geralt.
>>738777540Yes, triss is annoyingly horny in the books, only reinforced my preference for yen. I don't know who it is at cdpr who loved triss so much he decided to try and force her as the main waifu of the first 2 games, but she's awful.
>>738778301>The only thing reading the books does is make you ask why they even did the whole Triss things in the first place with W1 and W2.Yen was out of the picture and Triss saw it as her opportunity to get Geralt who had amnesia.
>>738777540I'm a contrarian so I tend to go with Triss because Yen is the overwhelmingly more popular choice.The game also pulls you hard in the direction, most people who've never touched this series before go for Yen.
>>738778449>annoyingly hornyFaggot alert
>>738777605>>738777787She is and he is.Telling both of those wenches to get bent and retiring to the vineyard is the good ending.
Simps pick the simp dialogue with Yen, when you're really meant to banter. No response breaks the relationship, they're supposed to be catty bitches
>>738778449>annoyingly hornyWhat's wrong with it?
>>738777540i mean yen is canonically his soulmate, why would geralt go steady with a stray bitch he occasionally fucks
Friendly reminder that Yen is a hundred year old hag with makeup.
>>738778616>i mean yen is canonically his soulmate,Even after breaking Djinn's curse?
Triss is 1000 times hotter which is really all that matters
>>738778712Anyone who changes this outfit to the gooner one should be flensed.
>>738778497>>738778602When her every single interaction with geralt inevitably leads to her either a. having detailed fantasies about fucking him or b. actively trying to fuck him it does get annoying after a while, just reeks of desperation. Later on in the books she gets some character development and is less horny, but that initial presentation of her just overall sours me on her as a character.>>738778670So is triss, all sorceresses are
Why did Sapkowski have Ciri shit-talking Yen as Geralt was dying in front of them both?
>>738778779???
>>738778421Seconding this.Keep at it.
>>738778712yeah after anything, that's what soulmate meanstheir relationships is all screwed up the whole way cause they're a couple of freaks
i used to like triss more, but i have converted to yennifer in my old age
>>738778887The last thing Ciri does before Yen dies.
>>738779009Did this happen before or after Witcher 3 events?
>>738778779>>738779009I can tell you're autistic.
>>738779093All of the books take place before the games
>>738778559>Telling both of those wenches to get bentI think you mean bending those 3 witches over
>>738777540Yes is the same bitch in the books, but she fits Geralt in both books and games.Triss is a noncharacter in the books, but I like her in the games
>>738778743anyone who use the word gooner and implies like hot sexy stuff is somehow bad and not pure normality is a trannie
>>738780075*Yen
>>738780120anyone who takes a random opportunity to mention trannies is thinking way too much about cutting off their own penis to talk about anything
>>738777540Triss is a bitch, who tried to steal the man from her friend. So a typical woman. Yen is a bitch in general, but Geralt is deeply in love with her.There is only 1 correct answer
Always Triss. Fuck Yennifer. That bitch is the embodiment of a toxic relationship. I don't give a shit about the books Triss's tits from the first witcher was my first and I'll always pick her.
>>738780231>struck a nervekek
>>738780645>There is only 1 correct answerYep, Triss for me, and Yen for Geralt
>>738777540I'm pretty sure that the games exist in a different continuity from the books so what happens in the books should have no bearing on the events of the games unless explicitly stated.
>>738780717Exactly. Triss in games is better for a self-insert. But for Geralt it's Yen all the way
>>738778224w1 was a pseudo-reboot meant to work as a standalone story, they probably just never figured that it would get popular enough to warrant a sequel or that the books themselves would become known outside of eastern europe. it's like how they changed all the tabletop characters for cp77 to fit the story they wanted to tell.
>giving up your monster fucker permit for a s*rceress
>>738777540sapkowski suckssex with ciri is a better story
Does the game reward you in any way if you ignore them both, I genuinely do not care about either, I just want to be with Shani.
>>738780978you can only have shani in the first game
>>738780645Yeah, Triss, the alpha bitch.
>>738777540I have read the books, and I always choose TrissYenn has ALWAYS been a cunt, even when she's being "motherly" to Ciri she still insults her and calls her ugly; she intentionally brings Geralt somewhere so she can cuck him and make sure he knows about it; she treats EVERYONE like complete shit despite being a fucking idiot herself who constantly makes dumb decions (one so dumb that it results in her going missing for 3 out of 5 books because she got captured....almost immediately after escaping being captured by SOMEONE ELSE)The worst thing that Triss ever did was meekly and relunctantly follow the plans of the Lodge because she was scared, but she even tries to make amends for this at the end
Correct choice: ditching both and fucking prostitutes
>>738777540My canon run is choosing Triss. Thats purely because I got into the series with Witcher 2, and I just like Triss more as a result.Having read some of the books, its pretty obvious that Yen is the objective right choice. My opinion of her didn't really change, but it solidified her more. Had I read the series first, I would have chosen Yen a hundred percent. Triss being a manipulative cunt really makes her look bad. I really don't know why CDPR chose to have her do that in Witcher 1. Such a weird choice.I like both of them anyways.That said.We all know that Shani is the real correct choice.
Morrigan or Yen or Triss?
>>738778750>just reeks of desperationThats kind of the core component of her and Geralt's relationship in the books. She is literally a lovesick puppy that is desperate for Geralt's dick.Its the whole point.
>>738778750>>738781220It's very telling of how society has gone that so many anons get creeped out by the idea of a girl wanting them, because it's so fereign to thembut a woman treating them like complete shit and ordering them around like a dog to MAYBE reward them with affection? That's all they've ever known, and so they gravitate to thatsad
>>738780930PUTA!!!
>>738781365>hot girl in high heels pity fucking a fat incel Why did the devs men by this?
>>738777540Haven't played W3 yet (been playing W2 atm) but judging from appearence and r34 content, I'd choose Yennefer....balls deep. Goth brunette with a big ass? Come on...In any case, my view of her could alter once I get into W3 and finish the trilogy. We'll see.
>>738781167Shani is a far less attractive Triss, bitch is overrated as fuck
>>738781575if you like being treated worse than shit by a woman then go aheadmaybe one day she will let you take the cuck-cage off whilst she forces you to watch her fuck Istredd
>>738781082>The worst thing that Triss ever did was meekly and relunctantly follow the plans of the Lodge because she was scaredyeah cause she doesn't have a personality
>>738781514he was nice to her...
>>738778449>I don't know who it is at cdpr who loved triss so much he decided to try and force her as the main waifu of the first 2 gamesOne of the devs mentioned that for the first game they didn't have the graphics yet to do Yenn's beauty justice, so they went with Triss instead.
>>738781575Brunettes don't have black hair, they have brown. Yen has black hair.
>>738781774No personality is better than a bad personality, which is what Yenn has
>>738781687>she forces you to watch her fuck IstreddWe went over this a 1000 times, her and geralt broke up and literal YEARS later she was with someone else, it's not cucking, and Geralt had no right to bitch and whine about it considering he whored his way trough the continent in the meantime.
>>738781774'not being an insufferable cunt' is not the same as having no personality.
>>738781803is it though? geralt clearly doesn't have the capacity for a peaceful and comfy existence, all he can do is wander around not knowing wtf does he want from life, what would he even do with triss
>>738781909fuck her?what else would you do?
>>738781806Yenn literally INVITED Geralt there so that she could cuck himIf they're broken up and she's fucking Istredd, fine, whatever, but don't invite your ex around and sleep with him, THEN rub it in the ex's face that you're with someone else when the ex thinks this is you 2 getting back togetherThat's disgusting, manuipulative behaviour, and exactly the kind of shit that Yenn always does.
>>738781957he already fucks all the time, i mean like as a relationshiphe wouldn't be able to love someone as bland as her
>>738782034triss will happily indulge every fetish he acquiresa few years on she'll be in a bitchsuit wagging her tail behind geralt on a leash
>>738777540>Yen or Triss?Neither
>>738782104i don't doubt she would, but geralt's only fetish is to be cucked by women and she can't do that
>>738781909The Triss ending in 3 mentions they settle down in Kovir with Triss becoming advisor to the king and Geralt taking on the odd witcher contract.
>>738777540Both of them kinda get mogged by normal human females. Shani, Anarietta, Priscilla, Vivienne, all better looking.
>>738782414But they all grow old and wither away. Sorceresses use magic to stay pretty for ever. Yen is like 100 years old in the games iirc.
>>738781336>It's very telling of how society has gone that so many anons get creeped out by the idea of a girl wanting them, because it's so fereign to themwhat happened to /v/ ?
>>738782697>implying /v/ hasn't always been like this
>>738782697a very long time ago before most posters on the site were born, 4chan stopped being a place for the somewhat nerdy but not totally hopeless to a site attracting the utterly pathetic with nowhere else to gothen those kids got into politics that told them all their problems were because of (insert boogeyman here)now we're here, in a hellhole of retards.
>>738782832>now we're here, in a hellhole of retards.
>>738782832/b/ was never good mate
>>738778025Oh no a witcher's activities include getting herbs for his potions?Fucking hell man you guys are obnoxious faggots. Tell me, did the combat filter you too?
>>738783016nope it sure wasn't but it was a little funny if you were 14 in 2004, still nothing I'm waxing poetic aboutthere was more than /b/ before 2006 however
Spade-coded thread
>>738783304Fuck off
>>738777540Isn't yen a hag? like one of the crones kind of hag
>>738783304>sees pretty woman>instantly thinks about bbcthe fuck is wrong with you?
>>738783804she's 98. Sorceresses use magic to look young
I was going to buy the books until I found out what a complete retard boomer the author was, like all of dads worst traits distilled in a sad european man
>>738783808psy-op'd + demoralized
>>738782697the 1990s and y2k
>>738783865Who gives a shit what he does. The books are dope.
>>738783804>Isn't yen a hag?They all are. The books practically make a point that all Northern sorceresses make themselves younger by magic. They also intentionally look and dress provocatively. The exception being Nilfgaard's sorceresses, who dress more like scholars.
>>738778025Chapter 4 is one of the greatest realized settings in any video game, ever. You will have to slog through the early game to get there but I promise you it is worth it.
>>738780930Ciri has an ugly and stupid tatoo on her leg
>>738781220Yeah I get it, doesn't make it any less annoying though. I find sapkowski to be a bit too much of a horndog in general, like 30% too much horny. I mean ciri's entire existence is basically an endless chain of rape/almost rape.>>738781336>muh societyI'm not creeped out by it, I just don't like clingy women, I find it annoying. While I unsurprisingly prefer more dominant women I wouldn't want them to just treat me like complete shit, there's a middle ground between bitch and pathetic.>>738781786Actually based
>>738781786they had the graphics by witcher 2 to put her in playboyand they ended up just... sharing the same body between them in the endwhat a worthless statement
>>738784289The graphics was about the first game. They just stuck with Triss for 2 because story wise it would be weird to suddenly have Yen be there. So they used 2 to introduce her through the memory segments.
>>738784462and sex appeal wise they decided triss's model was hot enough to pose in playboy, while yen ended up ultimately just not even having her own fully bespoke character model, so it's just silly with what followed after someone apparently stated that is all
>>738784557>while yen ended up ultimately just not even having her own fully bespoke character modelBeauty is about more than just tits and ass anon
>>738777787Do you know the scene at the end of Yen's quest where you can tell Yen huh I don't feel any different ;^)That's a reference to the book. Geralt didn't ask the genie to make them fall in love.
>>738784720yep but I still expect someone who is supposed to be even more beautiful to have her own bodyeven ignoring that little extra to it it's always been a blackmark of the games to me that Ciri, Triss and Yen modelshare. W3 generally leaned more into the "choose your waifu' with them a bit but despite how much effort everything else got it makes it feel that much worse to me they're so similar.
For me, its DeTransarville. She didn't deserve her fate.Ok, maybe she did a little bit, but...
>>738779009If Yen loves Geralt this much. Why she is soooo grumpy all the time almost? It goes beyond tsun levels of Tohsaka
>>738777787if he didn't already love her, why would he ask the djinn to bind himself to her?
>>738777787Not really, their fate is tie together by the Genie but whether or not they falling in love with each other isn't cause by the Genie
>>738777540Fuck TrissKill YenMarry Shani
>>738785071Because in the events of the story, he needed to make the Last Wish™ or the Djinn would've killed both of them. This acted as a proclamation of love towards her. Considering how wet it got her right then and there it worked wonders.
>>738778779Because he's a genre fiction hack writing genre fiction?
The games don't have this but Geralt is quite a theater kid and a dork. There one scene while he was acting all angsty about him being a lonely outcast only for his friends laugh at him.
>>738780645>There is only 1 correct answerCorrect
Triss is insanely hot and sweet Dunno why ppl would pick yen beside muh books
>>738785037Typical wife behavior
>>738778301
Geralt
I know Geralt is a bit of a special case even amongst Witchers, but he is infertile too. Why does Yen, who wants to be a mom, shack up with him? Wouldn't she have been better off with the Wizard who challenged Geralt for her hand?
>>738786819Yenn is a sorceress and sorceresses are sterile. She and Geralt de facto adopt Ciri because neither of them can have children. Furthermore the two of them shack up because they are much more alike in personality than most people realize. Geralt pretends to be an Witcher stripped of emotion and Yenn pretends to be an ice queen because the two of them are both incredibly emotional, empathic, and passionate, which often gets them into trouble like, say,getting fucking murdered trying to stop a mob of humans from committing a pogrom against elves and dwarfs in the streets.
None. Fuck and dump these foids. They are known to be whores. Only cucks and reddit fight for either one.
>>738786434Is that Lee Mack on Taskmaster? I don't remember that episode.
>>738780645>only 1 correct answerYep, I agree.
I'd rather have a hotwife that a cheating redhead desu.
>>738778224I read the books and Yen is a fucking bitch who cheats on Geralt constantly, to the point it must be a humiliation fetish, like when Yen's lover beats Geralt into a coma.
>>738778750>So is triss, all sorceresses areNo, Triss is actually hot like that, and that's why all the other sorceresses are such bitches to her all the time
>>738788691>I read the books>like when Yen's lover beats Geralt into a comaThe larp will continue until morale improves I guess.
>>738787582Yeah, it was Series 11. A pretty great one. Mike Wozniak was in that series too.
>>738788780well, except for her horrible scars.
>>738781194Morrigan>>738788480also this
>>738788691Isn't that the book where Yenn imports an entire squadron of Zennikari dragonhunters to please her vagina, anus, and mouth simultaneously while Geralt is chained to a while in a Medieval chastity cage and wearing the Dark Age equivalent of the cranium apparatus worn by the main character in A Clockwork Orange so he's forced to watch his magically-bound love of his life get "defiled" by significantly more well-hung dark skinned men for hours and hours?
>>738777540>Triss took advantage of her taken crush having amnesia and not remembering his girl to bang himHot
>>738783016Sure but it was a lot better than it is now >>738782832You're allowed to post here without being a whiny faggot you know
>>738788878Vilgefortz is heavily implied to have fucked Yen at least once. Consensually.
>>738789307Vilgefortz was the best thing to ever happen to the North and it's bullshit how he went out.
>>738781365this only happens if you're enough of a cuck to make her, it is NOT the canon choice !>>738784153ciri is beautiful, there exists no woman in reality or fiction that can match her beauty !
>>738789307THE LARP MUST CONTINUE
>>738789230which is why you're whining about my post right
>>738777540What I know about Yen is from a video essay.Apparently in her first meeting with Geralt she mind controlled him to beat up everyone in town that she didn't like, then Geralt woke up in jail.That sounds hilarious.
>>738788780Triss is 50+ during the games
>>738789413Nah the hilarious part is that she genuinely thought Dandelion had the power of three wishes from a Djinn, so while Geralt was in court for all the beatings, she teleported Dandelion into said courtroom to use his last wish to make them let Geralt free. Which he couldn't do so just awkwardly tried to command guards to no avail.
>>738789307The only thing that I can think of that matches that was when everyone thought Yenn was on Vilgefortz and Nilfgaards side because she was missing for a month.
>>738789530and she's still naturally the sexiest sorceress that ever became a sorceress
>>738789694based hagmaxxer
>>738777540The books are basically all about Yennefer and Geralt and their fucked up relationship, they had a ton of stuff going on between them. Ciri too, but she kinda has her own thing. Geralt choosing Triss at the end doesn't make much sense in he context of the whole story, because he only ever has Yen on his mind and Triss just an occasional side fuck lusting over witcher's cock, there isn't any "will they won't they" thing going on between them, the games heavily expanded on her character but still, she's not the choice Geralt would ever make
>>738778224She's the Imperial spy bitch from Andor.
>>738790197That whole argument get's tossed if you do the djinn quest and break the magical bond between Yen and Geralt.
>>738789132>>738777540Which is worse:Taking advantage of a guy's amnesia to bang him because he forgot about his girlfriendORFaking amnesia to pretend you never broke up an Ex that's moved on
All the romances in this game are toxic as hell the best way to play is to break up with everyone.Oh and no playboying with random hoes either
>>738790394Yennefer femdomming Triss is one of the best things everDeath to every FutaDom Triss artist ever
>>738790336No, because if you break the bond, the natural conclusion to the story still would be Geralt and Yen choosing to stay with each other on their own volition. Any other way would be anticlimactic and dumb
>>738790431Turning into a moon.
>>738790651>the natural conclusionOr maybe Geralt finally realizes what a colossal cunt Yen is, now he's no longer bound to her
Geralt prefers Yen, even she is a mean manipulative bitch.Triss is also a mean manipulative bitch who fakes a giddy teenager in love persona, which is kinda creepy considering she is a old hag
>>738790894Is she though? What did Yen do that's so appalling? Geniune question, I only read first book and played games, and she seems pretty reasonable
>>738791024She avoided Geralt during decades because she thought she was only attracted to him due to the djinn spell. She didnt realize that all witches naturally crave the medieval Clint Eastwood cock
>>738790894Geralt always know she is a cunt when she is angry but extremely caring for the people she loves. In the game, the reason why she act like a bitch was 1. She still mad that Geralt slept with Triss and 2. Her adoptive daughter was missing.
>>738777540Haven't played the games, only saw the original Polish series, some Witcher 3 porn and read the books.It was Triss all the way before I read the books. After I read them, I think Yen is a heartless manipulative maniacal scum and Triss is the only same choice. Alas, the author is a weird feminist woman-worshipping faggot, so all the books past the first 2-3 ones are just shit, same as the new series.
>>738777847>the asshole that Yen isYen is the western version of a tsundere. She hides her true feelings behind snark and a sharp wit. But you can tell near the end rhat she has genuine maternal instincts for Ciri, and live for Geralt, despite both of them being whores
>>738790394hey just a heads up but I don't think images like that are allowed by board rules
>>738791149>She avoided Geralt during decades because she thought she was only attracted to him due to the djinn spell.THE LARP WILL CONTINUE
>>738778750>When her every single interaction with geralt inevitably leads to her either a. having detailed fantasies about fucking him or b. actively trying to fuck him it does get annoying after a whileWell, maybe he should've fucked her and quit simping for a cold-hearted whore who was cucking him left and right. It's like the fate itself is telling him: "Here's a hot redhead that wants you, moron, grab her and fuck off into the sunset".But noooooo.
>>738784030Isn't Triss allergic to the beauty magic?
>>738791380She's allergic to all manor of magical potions but not all manor of magic
>>738790894The bond wasn't controlling their minds, it was just about binding their lives together so that they always cross paths. The books are all about them trying to deal with it, sometimes blaming their passion on the bond, etc. Naturally, the conclusion should be them breaking the bond at the end and realizing that nothing between them has changed. That might be a bit of an obvious conclusion, but it's a good ending
>>738791328Damn, thats rough considering Geralt kept celibate waiting for Yen all that time. Well, at least for one hour
>>738790493I wish I did that...instead I slept with Keira Metz than accidentally triggered a fight with her and she died.Avoided sleeping with the other women in W3 after that
>>738791346>"Here's a hot redhead that wants you, moron, grab her and fuck off into the sunset".why are so many men incapable of learning this lesson?
>>738781121Imagine catching crabs from an elf prostitute
>>738777540I dont give a fuck about the books or the wider Witcher lore. im just going to play 3
>>738791576>im just going to play 3Good!
>>738790493Nah Yen is the true wife despite all the disloyalty (Geralt was disloyal too). It's just what happens to people who are nearly immortal and are separated for long enough
>>738791328Yeah, that's about the point in the books that made me realise what's actually going on there. If after this you still think Yen is a good choice, you're either a hopeless brain-damaged simp cuck, or a clueless virgin who never was in a relationship.>>738791539Lol, not wrong.
>>738791473I mean, it really is baffling when you hook up with a 100 yo sorceress and she turns out to be not a virgin. Something to contemplate you as you fuck every hole in a vicinity.
>>738777605She is in the games too
>>738786819IIRC a side quest in the second game cures Geralt's infertility.
>>738791707>It's ok to be a cuck if you're "nearly immortal"Keep telling yourself that.
>>738791726>That's about the point in the books that made me realise what's actually going on there.That you have not read them?
>>738791816No, that Yen is a manipulative cold-hearted whore.
Reminder that Geralt is a fucking nonce who boned Shani when she was 16
>>738791980reminder you're retarded
>>738791980Age of consent in Poland is 15.
>>738791473>>738791763>>738791816How many of your Onlyfans subscriptions cost you more than 1000 bucks at this point?
>>738781987Lambert, Eskel and Vesemir were right about her. Best moment was when Lambert calls her out for being a bitch at Kaer Morhen.
>almost dies from exhaustion trying to heal the man she loves.Yeah, that sure is something a selfish bitch would do.
>>738791937>abandons her after professing his supposed love to her>immediately starts fucking everything that moves to the point where Last Wish flashbacks about Yennefer are told from the bed of a mute priestess he is fucking >chuddie who definitely read the books expects vitriolic woman like Yennefer to just tank this and wait for Geraltino to fuck around and start missing herRead the books or I guess larp that you read them for cuck agenda, idk.
How am I expected to have any attraction to yen when she appears once in chapter 1 and then I forgot about that encounter after 20 hours of doing sidequests?
>Can't get pregnant. >Immune to STDsWhy wouldn't she be a massive slut that uses sex to get what she wants?
>>738777540I choose the big titty redhead. Always.
>>738792269>abandons herWho abandoned who again, you absolute feminist cuck bitch?
>>738792451>Who abandoned who againHe abandoned her. Chuddie, read the fucking book. He leaves her a short while after the events of Last Wish because he hates the company that she keeps and doesn't want to stay long in one city. The fallout of them not seeing each other for 4 years is narrated in Bounds of Reason in the second book.Hop on that cuck agenda with better material chuddie.
>>738781806
>>738778025They're remaking the first one on the new engine, just wait for that
>>738791024>she seems pretty reasonableHypnotising someone to take out your rivals and than ditching him while he's imprisoned not knowing what he did sure sounds reasonable.
>>738792750Aww, get a load of this feminist simp cuck bitch trying to protect a cold-hearted whore who tried to put the Witcher on a fucking leash and turn him into an obedient court simp insted of being his honest couple. You absolute fucking loser, next time you open your mouth make sure you read the books first instewad of asking grok about the plot.You still didn't answer my question, bitch: how many of your Onlyfans subscriptions cost you more than 1000 bucks at this point?
>>738778743>gooner oneLol all it does is expose her shoulders
I have never read the books and only played the games, reading this thread makes me not side with either Geralt or Yennefer as both are just awful people and very stupid when it comes to relationships. Absolutely toxic retards who will continue hurting each other yet will never get over one another, though I guess that counts for something.
>>738777540I don't have to read some book to tell that they both were massive whores
>>738777540Triss and I don't care about books, she just looks better and has a more lovable personality in the games, simple as
>>738791214>She still mad that Geralt slept with TrissSo the biggest whore in the witcherverse is mad geralt gets his dick wet? Sounds like she wants geralt to be a cuck and he does.
>>738793078lewd
>>738793030I see you have completely run out of actual arguments about what happens in the books and just simply larping.Maybe read them chuddie, might help in the cuck agenda.So, who abandoned whom, chuddie?
>>738793101That does pretty much sum it up, neither of them are particularly good to each other a lot of the time, they're afraid of making themselves vulnerable or whatever & other people just get caught in the crossfire
>>738793198>biggest whore in the witcherverse is mad geralt gets his dick wet?Geralt is mad at Geralt for getting his dick wet? What?
>pale skin>black hair>light eyes>british accent>dommy mommy attitudeShe had me by the balls in her very first cutscene, Triss never stood a chance
>>738793101They both deserve each other
I never liked either oneTriss was to bland and yen was massive slut who will fuck every and anything but get mad when Gerald fuck someone else
>>738792269>mute priestess he is fucking Men only want one thing and it's disgusting.
>>738793284Get a load of this brainrotten feminist faggot, lmao. Yen abandoned Geralt, you absolute socially inept greasy simp loser, which prompted him to leave. You'd have known this if you read the books instead of quoting AI like a feminist gaymer cuck that you are. Answer the fucking question, bitch: how many of your Onlyfans subscriptions cost you more than 1000 bucks at this point?
>>738793508It would be hotter if she was a blind priestess.
I heard you can separate from both of them and just have Geralt go his own way.Worth?
>>738793348Yen is a much bigger whore than geralt is, you simp fuck.
Even though the whole amnesia trope is lame as fuck, it should give Geralt a pass, but Triss knew full well what she was doing and Yen is apparently fine with that.Peak woman moment
>>738791452>>738791380Yup, and that's why she'd never wear the outfits she has in the games, because she can't cover up her fucked up chest.
>>738793526>Yen abandoned GeraltCan we have the story where it happens, chuddie. With quotations and all.I see you are literally trying to bruteforce your larping bullshit by pouring more and more nonsense.Who left Vengerberg after a year of living there together, chuddie? Come on, larping chuddie, please frame this as being Yennifer in the most chuddie way possible.
>>738777540If you're actually roleplaying as Geralt, then Yen is the obvious better choice for him. If you ignore everything about Triss prior to TW3, then Triss is the better choice for me.
>>738793619Yes, you'll end up chilling with Ciri or Dandelion on you vineyard.
>>738793705What a cunt.
>>738793660By sheer body count Geralt defeats the entire Lodge of Sorceresses not just Yen, what are you talking about?
>>738793791>Socially inept simp is incapable of understanding the meaning of the word "abandon"Why did Geralt leave? Come on, feminist bitch loser simp. Tells us, right after you answer the fucking question, bitch: how many of your Onlyfans subscriptions cost you more than 1000 bucks at this point?
>>738777540Triss actually cares about you and Yen is an absolute bitch all the time.I don't care what the books said, I've read them and they're 70% fantasy politics, 20% random people bullshit and 10% actual witcher adventure.The books could say that Geralt married them both for all I care. The games are much, much better than books and sapkowski should be licking CDPR's boots for elevating his mediocre creation.
>>738793826Based>>738793906Fucking whores is different from intimacy. Also, you're full of shit. All the sorceress are super whores.
>>738794001>Why did Geralt leave?Oh so he did leave her, chuddie? What a progress. Come one chuddie what other word for "leaving someone."
>>738793826Based, the manipulative whore gets what she fucking deserves.
>>738793829so you cant just choose to be alone?
They should have just let you fuck them both. Jap games know the power of harem endings.
>>738794148>Socially inept simp is incapable of understanding the meaning of the word "abandon"How many of your Onlyfans subscriptions cost you more than 1000 bucks at this point, simp cuck?
>>738794082>Fucking whores is different from intimacyTurns into >Fucking fwb is different from intimacy For women
>>738782832everything else is worse
>>738794213The final scene of Blood and Wine always has you sipping wine whit a companion.
>>738794273Geralt didn't fuck the same whore for years then entertain the idea of marrying them.
>>738794226>chuddie who never read the books still can't provide nor book, nor story, nor scene where Yennefer "abandons" him.How long will you continue the larp? Who left whom, chuddie? Oh wait, you already answered that question. Now you are just mad that Yennifer didn't wait for him for 4 years in a chastity belt.
>>738794374>Socially inept simp who is asking grok for the plot advice is incapable of understanding the meaning of the word "abandon"How many of your Onlyfans subscriptions cost you more than 1000 bucks at this point, simp cuck? It's a simple question, you greasy simp loser.
>>738794530>chuddie so broken-minded he doesn't even larp that knows what he is talking about but goes on auto to get the last reply inSad. But that's what chuddie cuck agenda is. Last (you) chuddie.How did Yennefer "abandon" Geralt, quote and name the story. Come on, chuddie. Larpy-larp.
These kind of threads are always a treat to read.
>>738777647yeh
>>738794069>sapkowski should be licking CDPR's boots for elevating his mediocre creation.Incredibly based take. I remember him being butthurt he didn't get more money, because he never thought it would become this big.
>>738794336>then entertain the idea of marrying themReferring to? It can't be Istredd. It's been a while since I've read the Sword of Destiny tho, but surely this was thrown at Geralt to bait and taunt him. Care to quote whom Yen "wanted to marry"?
>>738794892The picture that ended the debate for good.
>>738794749>Socially inept simp who is asking grok for the plot advice and is incapable of understanding the meaning of the word "abandon" is now desperately trying to dodge answering a simple questionAww, too bad, you greasy loser feminist bitch. How many of your Onlyfans subscriptions cost you more than 1000 bucks at this point, simp cuck? It's a simple question, you greasy simp loser.
>>738794931>The best choice tries to taunt geralt that she's been fucking the same guy for years and will choose him over youDo yenncucks even hear what they're saying?
>>738794931LMAO, feminist simp cuck to the rescue of his onlyfans kveen. You absolute shit-eating simp faggot.
>>738794825Yen and Triss waifufagging has always been /v/ classic. Made better by the dawn of the chuds.
Wasn't Yen fucking Istredd before she even met Geralt? Who's the one getting cucked here?
>>738783023game design has moved on gramps
>>738783016/b/ used to promote cool goofs. Remember when they got Opera to say "over 9000 penises" on live tv? I loled.
>>738795186They do. It's their fetish to be submissive and docile in relationships because they're socially inept and have no idea how normal same healthy people interact.
>>738794749>chuddientacan you please talk like a normal person?
>>738794749nta, but after Geralt swaps himself for her as prisoner of the Wild Hunt she makes no attempt to contact him for years until she had a need for him again.
>>738795186Yes, the best choice for the guy who abandoned the supposed love of his life and then crawled back 4 years later to the same routine he refused to commit to.The whole point of "Shard of Ice" is a narrative joke on Geralt for thinking that he has magically fixed everything with Yen by fucking her half-naked on grass. Except Yennefer does not see the relationship as anything serious anymore. >and will choose him over youBut she doesn't. Leaves both of them with dicks in their hands right as they are about to have the unga bunga duel for Yen pussy.By the way can you quote the passage where she says she is going to marry him? I'm now kind of doubting she ever said.>>738795245Chuds have not read the books. Why are you even bringing that up?
>>738795686It was literally posted itt, you simp retard.
>>738777540Triss literally rapes you in the book
>>738795648A retarded game contrivance.This is why her absence for the first two games is literally handwaved away. And her name is basically an easter egg before game 3. If you think this a narrative choice for the character then I'm sorry.
>>738795885>It doesn't fit the way how I interpret the character so it's non canon bssure thing anon
>>738795884Women can't rape men.
>>738795884>youYou're not Geralt mate
>>738795794Chuddie, I know that you have not read the books, but by "proposal," Istredd did not mean marriage. What he was talking about is going beyond magic fuck buddies. Basically, what Geralt at the time thinks he has with Yennefer. Sorry, chuddie. Better luck next time. Maybe read the books and not screenshots from the books on /v/.
>>738795686Holy fucking shit, spoken like a true feminist simp bitch. Why are you afraid of answering this simple question, simp? How many of your Onlyfans subscriptions cost you more than 1000 bucks at this point?
>>738785965This. Triss is the fun high school gf who loves you because you're hot and charming. Yen is the wife who knows you're a damn fucking asshole and she loves you in spite of/because of it
>>738795978>the games that are essentially fanfic narrative of the books have contradictory and out of character bullshit that can be easily disregarded as contrivance A difficult conceptI guess in your mind everyones knowledge of Yennefer was wiped out with Geralt's memory too
>>738777605>Triss was a manipulative bitch in the booksduh, she's a sorceress, its like a given.
>>738796362>Yennifer>LoveThis concept is not familiar to this hearless whore.
>>738777540women... can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em, am i right, dandelion? anyway, i'm gonna hunt some drowners and then die in a ditch somewhere cuz fuck this gay world. conjunction my ass
>>738796619I wish all Witcher books were like this, not just the first couple.
>>738780645not reallygeralt thought yen was hot and on a whim made a wish to tie them together. one of the main points is they don't know if they actually love each other or are just tied together by magic.in witcher 1 and 2 triss and the witcher fall in love just because triss isn't a psychopath who tortures geralts all the time and is actaully nice to him.yens actions make sense when you realize she doesn't really want to love geralt. its not tsundere as much as she actually hates and loves him at the same time. in witcher 3 you can break the wish and try to mend your relationship, but realistically speaking yen is a psycho who is not meant for relationships, and they will almost definitely fight at some point and split up without magic actively forcing them together.triss is the only one you could actually have a lasting, lifelong relationship with.
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>>738796581Don't be stupidYen literally lets herself get tortured for Geralt and Ciri, unlike Triss she never betrays themYennefer loves Geralt. She's a toxic bitch, but she loves him nonetheless.
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm starting a new playthrough of Witcher 3!
Does 3 let you treat Yen like she's not even there or are you forced into plot related heart to hearts with her even if you are team Triss all the way?
For me it's the goth chick in the DLC
>>738797783good luck
>>738796362>Yen is the wife who knows you're a damn fucking asshole and she loves you in spite of/because of itThis. THIS. Kids will never understand. When you are going to marry someone, you marry a Yennefer.
>>738801135>Marry someone who will make your life miserable
>>738798278You get the most satisfying anti-Yen moment in 3, so it's okay in my book.
>>738801135>you should marry someone who treats you like absolute trash
>>738801135>When you are going to marry someone, you marry a Yennefer.Accept my condolences, heel.
>>738801609geralt is miserable by default, best he can hope for is finding someone as miserable as him and yennefer suits that role, at least he's not thinking about himself too much when she's aroundtriss could be a bubbly girlfriend and try to heal him but eventually he'd run away from her to sit in a swamp somewhere and brood
