Face it, Tiger... you just hit the JACKPOT!
T-I one guh er. That spells Tiger
>>738779797
>>738779797her face is a pot you want to hit with a bat.
>>738779797why does she have stroke eyes
>>738779797Why does she looks so ugly? I don't even see people that ugly irl
>>738781387she's not that bad looking
>>738779797Why is she so much uglier in Spiderman 2 even though its the same face model from the first game?
>>738779797Seriously why did they give her such a giant chin for the sequel?
>>738781406mary jane is supposed to be gorgeous, that's part of how she's written. someone this plain looking can't have the role she is supposed to.
>>738781406
>>738781406She looks like Peter's aunt.
>>738779797It's NOT a conspiracy, you're just crazy
>>738781406She actually is. Sometimes when people do this whole>uhm you just have unfair standards chud!bit, they at least have some leg to stand on. Not with this hideous creature. I refuse to believe there's a man in the world who doesn't recoil in horror from that thing.Don't even get me started on the fact we have her old model from the previous game as proof of the uglification.
crazy
>>738781592grim
>I'm fast
Help MJ stop posting herself.
>>738779797Built for BFC (Big Fridge Cooling)
>>738780965If guys can readily see hot girls then ugly girls won't have the confidence to treat the guys around them like shit. Sales be damned making men suffer is of far more importance.
>>738781826Exactly the kind of gameplay I want in my Spider-Man game
>>738781983
>>738781826Is this even a spiderman game?
>>738782025>>738781826This can't be real
>>73878202510/10 goty
>>738781657Yes, you are. Faceblind autist.
Someone should buy that guy some glasses
>>738782146spiderman?
>>738782025Do you need to shoot the guy yourself or does the game just play itself?
>first game is actually pretty decently written story about a veteran peter dealing with aging, and his complex relationships with his aunt and mentor doc ock>second game is about how peter isn't needed anymore and uhhhhh harry osborne is now venom for 30 minutes lolwtf happened did the writers change or something?
>>738781406Nigga she looks like a man.
Sad how much this game seemed to get off on shitting on Peter
>>738782362external consultants :)
>>738782025>guy misses a stationary, unaware target from like 20 feet away
>>738782258You can do it yourself, but it's one of those moments where it's impossible to lose, the game will just stay in that state until you shoot
>>738782524Man that's fucking lame. I could watch a youtube gameplay video and get the exact same experience except I didn't spend any money so watching the youtube video would be better than "playing" this game
>>738782478It's amazing how much they're trying to force Miles on everybody, to the point where they're making peter look as pathetic as possible so he looks better. Like Miles can't do any wrong, he constantly pep talks to Peter as if Peter hasn't been doing this job for almost a decade now
>>738782478They wanted to stay faithful to the comics.
Holy shit MJ is lookmaxxing fr fr
>>738782203>autist.that's what you are, fucking faggot
>>738784563Damn, took you long enough to come up with that zingerYou're not denying the faceblindness though are you
They should make a game where Miles steals MJ away from Peter.
>>738781406She looks like fucking Rocky Dennis
>>738781592Why does married Peter look younger than that queer twink Tom Holland?
>>738785595Nah, mullato spic Miles gets white blonde Gwen Stacy
>>738781592AWWW!!!! Just like Macron and his mum-wife!!! <3
>>738785595I'd rather have Peter ditch MJ and buckbreak Miles into his personal black cumdumpster
>>738779797>Gigantic moon face it, tiger
>>738786042That is some downright peculiar talk right there
>>738779797You could land a Spitfire on that jaw.
>>738781702>Before and after Sweet Baby Inc...
>>738782769its super cool that Miles literally has no arc in this game whatsoever, he has no challenge to his new powers nor does he have any negatives. he just gets to be spider-man with none of the baggage and zero personality. hes stronger, smarter and more capable than peter in every metric.
Its a conspiracy by Israel to make White Men not want to procreate with White Women.
>>738786042this nigga sounding zesty
>>738779797she looks like a cat after eating a bee
>>738786445i fail to see the resemblance
>>738786380I wonder how that's supposed to work... unless the targets never go out and see any women in real life? But then Israel never would've had to do anything to begin with.
>>738781406She isn’t. And it’s hilarious because most faggots here have never even touched a woman irl.
>>738786586that's a cat who was eaten by a bee, there's a difference
>>738779797why is she a pig?
>inb4 felicia
All stemming from wanting to be desired and she wanting the same modern feminine power that comes with it. Foids living in delusion all day, gotta be hell when men don't want you.
>>738781826>No! I just can't get her! She keeps jogging out of the way of my extremely telegraphed attacks! Alas, alien super powers are no match for a moderately able-bodied woman!
>>738781406>>738786701Honestly, I've seen worse. I hate this game more for making MJ into some Mary Sue ala >>738781826 and >>738782025 that takes the spotlight away from Spiderman and puts it on gay relationship bullshit.
>>738786701so true bestie, you tell them xister
>>738782025These MJ sections really do go full TLOU, huh.>"Rawr I'm the bad guy! I'm going to incompetently attack you now!">"Oh no, I goofed! Welp, now you're justified to slaughter my entire community!">repeat several times until 10/10 GOTY
>>738779797If she and Jay Leno have offsprings, how big will the chin be?
>>738779797Manly Jane would have tanked Thanos's Infinity Gauntlet if she had been in the MCU Chud.
>>738781702Yeah, how crazy that a video game character would look like a completely regular woman. I guess only 10/10 anime waifus with exaggerated boobies are allowed for incels.
>>738787860
>>738788115buddy, no regular woman looks like fucking robert Z'dar
>>738779797Repost her but have her chin get 10-% bigger each time
>>738788241Indeed, including the one in this game
>>738788241>pretending to be retardedShe looks nothing like that and you know it.
>>738779797oh Z'No!
>>738781406Mary-Jane isn't supposed to look average, she's 1950's/60's movie star beautiful.
>>738788241MJ looks stunning in this photo and I'm tired or pretending she's not.
>>738788115Correct. Now fuck off.
>>738787860We're looking at 1.2 to 1.4 Bogdandoffs.
>>738788115Neat, let's give Spider-man a "regular" appearance, too. No more of this unrealistic muscle mass with low body fat shit; let's give him saggy moobs, a droopy ass, and a slight paunch. Better fix Peter Parker's face, too; let's give him some bad teeth, a splotchy complexion, and a Norwood 5.This is what REAL women fantasize about, right?
>>738789153You sound very bitter.
>>738788115We also need to do away with these crazy spider powers nobody in real life has them. Video games should be about an average looking man slaving away at boring tasks for little pay and being lectured by the ugliest swamp creature women you could imagine.
>>738781826???you play as her? with a gun? is this even a spiderman game?
>>738790429You sound very bitter too.
>>738781406She looks worse than the vast majority of women in their 30s-40s i see on streets.
>>738786701how is that relevant? am I not allowed to have standards on a person unless I've had sex with them first?
>>738792070Not having sex actually means your opinion matters more because you appreciate female beauty in a pure way. Noncels have debased themselves and are not capable of the same lever of appreciation.
>>738782025>>738781826>first game is good but the MJ sections are boring, coul->No! Fuck you!! we are doubling down on them just because we can and also retiring Peter, marvel's ordersfuck insomniac, they were never good
>>738779797True beauty is in the inside.
>2026>still playing western games
>>738790597Why can you only respond in ad hominem?
>>738782025lmao this is what triple A slaves slurp away these days?
>>738781406It’s true, it’s her inner self that’s genuinely ugly
>>738779797She legitimately looks like she has the cherubism facial deformity but got lucky it was symmetrical.
>>738788115Mary Jane is supposed to look like a super model, that is how Stan Lee wrote her and intended for her to exist as in the comic Aunt May kept trying to set Peter up with her. She was the niece of the old woman next door but he kept dodging it thinking she was gonna be ugly and uninteresting, eventually though he relented and went to highschool prom with her, the panel i linked is his first time meeting MJ. If Stan Lee were still alive he would take one look at the video game version and go "wowzers that's one ugly broad!" and would have wrote Peter would have wrote Peter ditching her shortly after the prom night date they had because she is ugly and uninteresting.But let me guess, you are more of a Paul kinda guy?
>>738779797That's a man
>>738795743Making Mary Jane a journalist, one of the ugliest and manipulative careers out there, is just the cherry on top.
>>738787460Kek
>>738779797Quit posting edited pictures of her chin
>>738788115(You), fucking baiting nigger
>>738795924Video Game MJ is ugly on the inside and outside.The only cover she is appearing on is the front page of MAD magazine.
Comic books are for children
mary CHAD jane
>>738796280That's a trans man
>>738795743To be fair, though, if I met someone for the first time and the first words out of their mouth were "Face it, Tiger, you just hit the Jackpot," I'm noping out of that situation no matter how hot they are. I know Stan Lee liked being meta, but this is still supposed to be actual in-universe dialogue spoken by characters.
>>738780965The face model was in a car crash or something and it fucked up her jaw and instead of just getting a new face model or fixing her face in 3D they left it as is.
>>738796595She already made her mind up on dating him long before he met her as it wasn't Mary Janes first time seeing him but it was Peters first time seeing her.She already knew he was Spiderman before she met him as she had seen Peter run into his house without a costume then Spiderman emerging.
>>738796642And then the tooth fairy came along and spilt coffee on their mouse and they couldn't fix it and here we are.
>>738796642really even more retarded than thatafter the Mass Effect: Andromeda dev studio got taken to court by Jayde Rossi for adding fatman filters to make her face look puffy (mathematical filters that could be mathematically reversed, proving in court they were used), game devs simply started paying actresses to scan their faces, then "accidentally" deleting the actress's scans and replacing them with those of the HR lady or whoever else sucked the most dev team dick, so they can advertise the game as "featuring face scans by $celebrity" while still scoring ESG points for only having ugly female faces
>>738797372game's shit, but that fem Ryder is actually a bit of a quirky, homely cute desu ngl.
>>738779797Is the gameplay at least any good? I just like the black suit and want to play it.
>>738781702>people are now trying to pretend SM1 Mary model wasn't buttugly as well because she's even more buttugly in SM2
these are the only threads i browse before MD5 filtering
>>738779797I don't know why after 10 years your still pretending this MJ isn't hot.Pretty much all of the porn that's been made since is of this version of the character Who are you trying to convince?
Your tiny micro dick can't compete with Mr. Fridge's.
Honestly their faces just look off and uncanny in general even for guys.
>>738779797I was gifted a PS5 and the first thing I was recommended to play was this. Holy shit it was depressing and put on on the brink of wanting to sell this god forsaken piece of hardware. Not to be le political man but it felt like I was in a room full of corporate HRs and soulless execs that weigh their every word against every single stupid thing is US society right now. I'm not even a poltard and don't care for venting about le woke every time I see something on screen. But holy fuck did this feel like an absolute corporate tango on eggshells, utterly distracting, predictable and padded to kingdom fuck with stupid placating garbage. MJ mission sucked dog ass, and every time I played them I just KNEW that they sucked even more in part 1 but the board room was so unwilling to budge on their cringe agenda that they felt obligated to put them in anyway and again. Gotta be honest - gameplay loop was kinda fun for however long it lasted and not a second more.
>>738779797>another MJ seething threadHow did she mindbreak incels so hard?
>>738781387New normal pfft I wont even get near that shitty game nor pay a penny for this diarreah.
Why is there no good Spider-man game?
>>738799842By being unrealistically superhumanly strong and fast despite canonically having zero powers.
>>738784732His initial post was sarcastic, anon. THAT's why he called you autistic - he agrees, but you missed the tone of his post.
>MJ gets infected by a symbiote>Objective: Engage in a Humiliation Ritual and Save MJ>Peter Parker gets infected>Objective: Murder the fuck out of Peter, it is hopelessThey didn't have to be THAT obvious about it.
>>738782025How the fuck did he miss?
>>738789007Not great not terrible
>>738782025This makes no sense.
>>738802904men are supposed to risk their lives to save women, not the other way around
>>738783029Or Winkelhock maxxing
>>738802904anon you had an wntire snimated movie dragging peter through the dirt and painting him as a retarded coward that would rather let people die and kill you than mess with destiny or "canon events" they have always been THAT obvious
>>738803051it was his last day on the job before retirement
>>738794217Soi frat boys are the strangest fucking phenomenon in the modern world. Seriously, a bunch of soft skinny fat doughboys pretending to be "manly" or whatever the fuck they think they're doing and worshipping blacks while pogging has to be the most unforeseen and grim dark future anybody could have possibly predicted would happen to the West.
>>738804012This dude has a narrow jaw and a prominent chin, his face looks long and sharp.MJ has a wide jaw and prominent chin, her face looks like a shovel
>>738781406shalom
>>738781406>she's not that bad looking
>>738779797I'll make sure I don't miss.
>>738799037>tumblr porn is meant to be hot and not as hideous as possible
