So what will the reaction be from your average zoomie when they pay $50 + tax + tip and then realize this is a 40 minute game?
>>738780138They will go back to watching streamers
>>738780138umm bro, your alternate paths? your high score? your multiplayer?
>>738780184>high scorethis isn't 2004 anymore grandpa.
>>738780169They're not even going to get that far. They're going to watch a streamer play it first, as is the custom, notice how bad it is, and then not buy the game at all.
>>738780138>uncs when zoomie remake:///>uncs when boomer remake:OOOO (sóy-laden chin dropping below earth)
>>738780228You're giving Nintentards too much credit.
>>738780138>40 minute gameLiteral brainlet. Game has a lot more content that that. You do one run and you only hit a small chunk of the game.
>>738780184>>738780224It's not simply high scores, they added challenge mode with dedicated achievements to go for which zoomers love.
>>738780138>snoy STILL seething>snoy BTFO in the other thread he flees to a new oneRent free doesnt even describe it anymore
>>738780184>I DONT CARE ABOUT THIS, SO NEITHER DO YOUwhat? I really dont understand zoomerfaggots
NDS sufferers: HAHAHA $80 GAMES NINTENDO KILLED GAMING, nononono dont point out my favourite corpoborpo did $80+ games first, nononono dont point out I boughted the $120 edition of the last three games I gotNDS sufferers when their games are only $50: uh... splatoon is.. .uh... starfox...uh... tax...and uh, tips... uh.. SHUT UP LET ME GO PLAY MY MOVIEGAMESkek
>>738780381Tendie sitting there with Nintendo on the brainFidgeting his leg, bouncing it furiously>OH I JUST LOVE THAT NINTENDOTendie gets up, pacing back and forthTendie cannot sleep without thinking about NintendoTendie cannot do ANYTHING without thinking about Nintendo>I HAVE TO DO SOMETHINGTendie thinks, he comes to a stop, standing there in his bedroom, a cascade of Amiibos looking down upon him with their crust covered forced smiles. Unable to react to the horrors they have seen.>...yesTendie gains an idea, a fool-proof plan to FINALLY... SAVE... NINTENDOTendie furiously wobbles to his personal computerHe swipes away the crumbs and crumpled toilet paper to the floor, a clattering of empty bottles rings outTendie opens up 4chanThis time... THIS TIME, he has them. Tendie will finally save NintendoTendie makes a post>...heh, youre move, snoy
>>738780682Retard snoys cannot create anything new, they can only steal and repost what intelligent anti-snoyfag forces have said or donetldr: no u defense is bottom tier
>>738780682lmfo snoy so mad he comes out with an unironic no uhe actually typed all that out, manually, from the screenshot. Fucking hell
>>738780138That's why they're adding cutscenes, to pad the play time.
