>le quirky contwowa scweam when i dwop itjangling keys
>>738781647your mom is the most reddit controller ever made
>>738781704fpbp
>>738781647>is this redditI don't care what your opinion is, that alone makes you the biggest faggot here.
>>738781704/thread
hehefunny controller
>>738781647Yes
does what?
>>738781647Imagine dropping your $100 controller onto hardwood flooring and it does the meme scream as it busts into a million pieces and dies
>>738781647yea. steamies are the reddit of gaming.
>>738781804kek I giggled
>>738781794you have to be 18 to post here
Can the NO FUN ALLOWED post-irony era be over now please?
>>738781804this is a steam controller, not an xbox one
>>738781647>Is this the most reddit controller ever made?Not even close.
>>738781704OP eternally BTFO
>>738781904that "era" only exists on this dying board
>>738781647lol thats funny
>>738781904>$100 controller is missing xinput/gameinput>has quirky meme scream insteadoh cattle
>>738781967xinput is objectively dogshit and ps controllers dont have xinput either
Soul.
>>738781647>OMG BRO it's le heckin VALVERINO how can you say that?They haven't made a SINGLE good product lately. And I don't care for a fucking Proton no one actually plays on Linux .
>>738781967>Needs his goybox inputLower your voice when talking to a DInput chad, goyim.
>>738782038>ignores gameinputoh cattle
Man, I miss when the only time 4chan was srs bsns was on caturday.
>>738782116you dont even get Dinput, nigger
>>738782140gameinput is userspace you cretin
Damn, console cucks are really mindbroken by the fact that PCchads now have a true native PC gamepad instead of paying for snoy/xcuck garbage or chinkshit (to be fair some chink gamepads like vader are good but still)
>>738782228>a true native PC gamepad>requires translation layer to functionon god the uncs are cucked
>>738781932bro you don't understand, it's called hitbox get it, like the hitbox in the games, it's a pretty clever reference plus you can change the colours of the buttons and put stickers on it and everything its pretty cool please bro it's only $300 it's so cool
>>738782275If you mean needing steam to use the steam controller then that was kinda obvious and besides honestly I prefer that much more over vader making me click through 2 pages of text about how my ass belongs to Tencent and the Glorious Republic of China while installing some sussy "service" onto my computer
>>738781647Wholesome royalty-free fun
>>738781932>$3.50 worth of switches and wires in a plywood box>that'll be $500
>>738782358>i am beholden to le steamthe unc really are cucked
>>738782275yes, it's a PC controllerwindows isn't P
>>738781647I won't know about it, but I hope that jumpscares someone>>738781804Holy fuck my sides>>738781904I doubt it will ever end sadly
>>738781647I hate that. I might cancel my preoder if this is true
>>738781647Considering I don't browse reddit I have no fucking idea
>>738781647>Hardware DRM but Valve>Overpriced but Valve>Bad quality but Valve>Reddit memesYes it's a Reddit controller. It's target audience is manchildren with too much money, would eat Gabe's ass while in the same breathe hating on overpriced shit from billionaires.
For me it's still the DualSense. I like the symmetric layout and I don't need touchpads>Inb4 but DS touchpadI mean at least it's not in the way
>>738783123>Hardware DRM but Valvewhy should they support wincucks that refuse to use linux? you can't get the controller without a steam account>Overpriced but Valve>Bad quality but Valveobjectively wrong, it mogs every first party controller and it has the best controller software known to man associated with it
>>738782765It's true
>>738783863I'm checking with Steam Support now, will post updates.
>>738781647thats kinda funny doe
>>738781704bodied that freak
Yeah you’re right bro I gotta sell everything I own right now and buy a switch 2 and use the joycons and then /v/ won’t think I’m reddit anymore that’s the most important thing on earth, specifically if /v/ thinks something is reddit
>>738783903Ok good luck
>>738783371>No bro you don't understand it's better than any other *thing* cause it's *thing_valve*Okay retard
>>738781704There is no coming back from this.
>>738781647I don't get the point of big picture mode. I've got my computer hooked up to my TV. Have had it like that for a decade. But I still never use Big Picture Mode. When exactly is that mean to be preferable?
>>738784116yes, you don't understand things yet you talk about them, why?
>>738784069Thanks, if they confirm it's a default feature i'm getting my money back. Even if you can disable it in settings.I don't want to have to configure the Funny Meme setting everytime I use my controller on a new PC.
>>738781647>while in Big Picture ModeThis isn't required, your PC doesn't even have to be powered on.
>>738781704
>>738784172When you use the 'ECK or you want a console like gamepad-friendly interface with flashy effects and audio
>>738781647Normies will drop them for le funny, break them and then run to buy a new one.
>>738784296Does it still run like shit?The reason I never used it was because it lagged on every PC I ever tried it on.
>>738784367Works on my machine
>>738784296You mean dick
>>738781704would buy.
When will Valve release firmware with xinput support?
>>738784296>you want a console like gamepad-friendly interfaceWhy wouldn't I just use a mouse?
>>738784552Never o'clock
>>738781704owned
>>738785095So there is no point in buying it.
>No updates from GLS for over 2 daysIt's over
>>738781932redditors dont play fightan
>>738785275I wish I could laugh at shippedcels like you, but I myself am no longer a packedchad and have to do the maldingful while I wait for my own GLS order.
>>738785509>buzzwords
>>738781967I think what you mean is>$100 contoller isn't burdened by xinputXinput can't do gyro and analog triggers at the same time. It's an extremely dated protocol that has held controllers as a whole back for many many years now. I'm glad that Valve decided to look forward by focusing on Linux & Steam users over Windows users & consequently give us a more feature complete controller than we otherwise would have gotten had they decided to go with xinput. Microsoft blows.
>>738785509kek anon you've been packedmaxxing for a few days and in a couple of threads. Hopefully you get it soon.
>>738781704>>738781736>>738781758>>738781938>>738784013>>738784141>>738784249>>738785002>>738785116samefag
>>738781704Your honour, it was a cold blod murder
>>738781647>classic cinema...is le reddit!Fuck offFaggot
>>738781647>Thinking about reddit because of an easter egg.Lol
>>738785869>I GET THAT REFERENCE!!!!!!!Is peak reddit "humor".
>>738781647why are deranged discord trannies so obsessed with shitting on Valve?
I guarantee OP is brown and frequents /r/gamingcirclejerk
>>738781704Lmao
What do Gems do on Steam?I just asked valve to delete a bunch of untradable items from my inventory, including these.
>>738785973I'm so sorry i got that reference, I'll try to be less Reddit next time
Why are valvegans so edgy and defensive?
>>738785812Copefag.
>>738786161You can get it, but basedfacing at it is forbidden.
>>738781804My Gamesaar does that but it screams "DO NOT REDEEM"
>>738785812No
Still the best controller
>>738786269Still have the white-grey one, wired. Only had to replace the stick plastic tops, because that matte rubber-ish surface was getting ground with use.
>>738781647>>738782107>>738784116>>738785812All me btw.
>>738786254lmao
>>738786269>push up on d-pad>character moves rightI love this controller, but the dpad is dogshit.
Hello
>>738781647Steamies are really shitting their diapers over this TRVKE
>>738781967In the unlikely even you actually need xinput (which was deprecated a while back) you can just run SISR :)
>Tfw my thread isn't going how I wanted it to
>>738781647Given how moddable Valve's shit is, what SFX would /v/ replace it with?
>>738781704Owning niggers is illegal you know
>>738786426I'm not running SISY. I'm not fucking faggot.
who the fuck uses big picture mode
>>738786531None. I don't want my controller to make funny meme sounds. I want it to control games well.
>>738786554You say that and yet your bussy keeps dripping cum. Curious.
The only people who get mad about Reddit being used as a derogatory adjective are themselves using Reddit on a regular basis and feel called out.
>>738781647Does it feels better than the Elite 2 Controller ?
>>738786579There are no games requiring you to drop your controller on the floor
>>738781704>live op reaction
>>738786696So why would I want my controller to play meme sounds when I drop my controller?
>>738786650
>>738786670Lol, no
>>738781704Bodied that freak
>>738786670I've never touched one of those, but it feels like a 360 controller to hold.
>>738786720What is that?
>>738781704Kek, and dare I say, based.
>>738786732>>738786779I will wait for the Steam Controller Deluxe Edition then
>>738786723You deserve it for being a clumsy retard.
>>738786804delicious plums
>>738781704Holy shit
>>738785792It was comfy, I knew it was going to ship but there was no hurry, now I know its actually on its way, and it doesn't feel as chillaxed.However, this does mean that I may actually be playing some video games this weekend.Planning on finally getting around to Deus Ex: Mankind Divided and the new Hitman trilogy.What are you... er... 'trollering, I guess?
>>738785587What are some games that use gyro and analog triggers at the same time?
>>738781704I don't get it
>>738786728What the fuck is Rule of Rose?
>>738786886>No answer
>>738785509Oh no...
>>738785535>anon got cortisolspikedlmao, mog complete
>>738781704Fucking obliteratedI'll take 50, Gaben
>>738786974>What the fuck is Rule of Rose?
>>738786974What the mother flipping heck is Rule of Rose? What in the science?
If it's editable, you should be able to make it do the Tom and Jerry scream every time you press a button.
>>738786984>tfw your controller is out there, on a van, in the rain>tfw its not just chilling in a hotboxed warehouse in Utrecht, getting ignored by the stoners
>>738786728>E.Y.E. Divine CybermancyI've heard about everything else here, but what the hell is this. I've NEVER seen anyone talk about this game
Holy shit Gaben freakin' did it again our epic bacon king!
>>738781647They could make it a portal sound effect
>>738787281>outing yourself as a newfagMy legs are okay...
>>738787281It was a /v/eddit approved game for a long time
>>738787281There used to be a fuck load of threads over a decade ago. It's Euro jank core.
>>738787281I'm sorry little one but you have to lurk moar before you post here
>>738787281newfag detector
>>738787281Just watch the mandalore review video.
>>738787281there's no way you haven't heard about it unless you only browse like 10 minutes a month (which would be admirable of you)
>>738787431He isn't wrong. There hasn't been a Cybermancy thread in a long time.
>>738783371>and it has the best controller software known to man associated with itDoesn't it not work on Windows because they couldn't be bothered and/or they want you to buy their hardware?
>>738785812you got me
>>738787281>/v/ is this fucking deadJust nuke the whole god damned site already.
>>738787708why should it work on windows? did microsoft make directx work on linux?if you're still on windows you're cattle and you shouldn't be rewarded with using this controller for non steam purposes
>>738787396>There used to be a fuck load of threads over a decade agoAnd now nu/v/ talks about the exact same games people talk about on Reddit and Twitter. Not a single original community for over a decade.I remember when the 4chan meme pipeline was real and now there's not a single piece of internet culture in the past fifteen years that originated here.
>>738782428anon you don't understand you have to get the funny buttons at 50$ each
>>738781647reddit because it uses the wilhelm scream and not the based redpilled tradcath howie scream
>>738787281What's even crazier is that I've been reading it as E.Y.E.: Divine Supremacy this whole time and didn't notice until now that it was Cybermancy.
Packedchads, what do you think is happening with our controllers? Me personally, I hope that valve devs have flown to the Netherlands and are giving them some last minute extra polish and putting a little bow on our boxes before they ship them to us with personal written cards inside as well :)
AAAAAHHH WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN IN A SUPER 1ST WORLD COUNTRY I'M GOING INSANE
>>738788865honestly it should have the loud nigra scream
>>738789468mod it
>>738781704Fpbp
>>738781647>Everything that is quirky and funny is reddit
>>738781704OP shot himself after this
>>738786947It can be any with steam input. Also I think tendie emulators for the switch can use both since they aren't designed around xinput
>>738786947racing games?
>>738790010It would be hilarious if they gave a way to easily change the sound on that.
>>738781704fippiest bippy
>>738781704holy FPBP /thread
>>738790519they made the SteamDeck startup animation changeable, so this might become an option eventually too
>>738789076Packedchad controllers are royalty right now, they're the only controllers that get to share the warehouse with Machines and Frames coming in.
>>738786965I don't either.Can someone please explain?
>>738790809What do women use to control men?
>>738781704absolutely fucking destroyed
>>738787281Kill yourself
>>738786965>>738790809No one did. Valvefags pretend it's funny.
>>738790842...Reddit?
>>738784552>>738785203Why do you need built in xniput support? Steam Input and Wine/Proton automatically translate it to xinput.
>>738790842A rolling pin?
>>738786357Why the fuck would you try to use the weapon selector for movement??? That's what the stick is for.
>>738791804No Anon, you're confusing women with Jews.
>>738792448What's the difference?
>>738787281Stay alive.
>>738789076 (me)I just got turned into a shippedcel I fucking hate my chud life take it back to the warehouse you assholes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>738781704
>>738781704It should be illegal to own people this hard
Invocation of outside sites should be automatic global permanent bans with the ban page linking out to said site. This should apply to OPs with social media screencaps as well.4chan would improve immensely if this was set up. Prove me wrong; pro-tip: you can't.
>>738781704lmao
