Are you going to play Midna's game now that it's finally on PC?
>>738793060I am literally playing it at this moment. Starting on Snowpeak.
>>738793060why would I play an inferior version?
>>738793497Why didn't you get the Hylian shield?
>>738793060that's not what she looks like
>>738793569furthermore he burned the ordon shield. fucking secondaries
>>738793569Because it doesn't fit with my sword, duh.
I'm playing it and honestly the new dusk bloom filter whatever misses a bit of the charm of not being able to see fucking anything because everything is bloomAlso the bosses are much, much, much easier than I remember.
>>738793060>nowAlready played the Wii U port but yeah I was playing Dusk on my 'eck this morning.
I keep thinking you guys were just shitposting, but no its real
>>738793564Why would you post low effort bait that can't even stand on its own two legs
>>738793060No, I'm going to play TP HD and WW HD on the Switch 2 when they come out.
>>738793060It already was on PCAnd no I played it on GC in 2006, I'm good
>>738794723Bait doesn't need legs, it's supposed to entice others to move towards it.
>>738794661Her arms are longer and she's more coin bag shaped than the op.And artists also have a tendency to make her head smaller than it actually is.
get tunnelposting already
>>738793060I wanted to make mods for it but it looks like the ecosystem hasn't really progressed very far yet, most things are model replacers.I guess the modding API stuff is very WIP rn and theres like no documentation, just a bunch of rough tools for converting models and images.
wym "finally" I've been playing it for years now
it's not very good and way too easy
>>738793060Are there any mods that give her a fatter ass?
>>738793060Damn....Everytime...The artist makes one kino image that captures one moment or type of body perfectly and then every other piece of theirs is boring or not noteworthy.
>>738794809lol
>>738794809You mean TP HD HD and WW HD HD, right?
>>738793060>d>>738793060>>738793497>>738794661>>738795051it's a pity that the few pieces depicting her getting balls-deep mating-pressed by wolf link are incredibly low quality
>>738795368why dont you make any wolf expert
>>738793060I already played the superior version on Gamecube years ago. And it's not a good enough game to waste time on again.
REAL
>>738793060I was going to play it but it has no mouse free camera support.
>>738795470why do you need that for?
I'm waiting for Courage Reborn
>>738795554Have you played a single 3rd person game on PC made like in the last 15 years?
>>738793060They should make a mod where you fucker her
Why would they give her ass like that
yeah yeah midna porn is hot but the game is shit
>>738795639Good Morning
>>738795413I have an entire animation created but I want to make MONEY with it but I don't know where to begin
>>738795623yeah. oh you mean third person camera. just adjust the settings or use a gamepad emulator for the mouse
>>738795623With a controller. Proper tool for the job and all.
>>738795709just be like those eastern artists and paywall it on a site, with a low quality preview available for free
>>738795647to make my pee-pee goa doingdoingdoing
>>738795709Start a patreon and post 5 second preview clips all over twitter
>>738795861patreon forbids bestiality or anything that could be mistaken for lolicon, which means shortstacks
dammit ai always get here anatomy wrong
>>738795914Patreon is more-or-less a catch-all, there are plenty of other services/sites that will let you; you could also release them "for free", with the patreon for donations, and as long as people keep donating, you keep on releasing.
open a fanbox or fantia
>>738796040any site recommendations that work with european banks?
>>738795717Reminds me of the guy dressing up as a clown meme>TP on consoles>put on PC for some reason despite the fact that emulators have done that for well past a decade >controls are dogshit and clunky at best without support from PC tools>playing with a controller to get a bettwr experience
>>738794661hnnng
>>738793060I've always been an ass man but what made me like Midna when I was 11 years old was her sassy yet caring attitude where she playfully jabs and flirt at Link all the time.Every woman I've ever met that have tried to use that same energy/attitude with me have always ended up being insufferable cunts in the long run, it's hot when they ACT sassy, smug and flirty but not when they actually mean what they say all the time since it makes it go from playful to mean and demeaning extremely quickly if she doesn't let up.
>>738793060Looking forward to mods n shit, too bad I did my once a decade playthrough like three months ago
>>738796237>europeanoh okay. im sorry for you loss. better stay vanilla for now
>>738796237Maybe something like Fansly?
>>738796237I hope things get better for you...
>>738793060I’ve already beaten it 4 times, so maybe? Got plenty of other shit to play though.
>>738793060I already played it 3 times.
>>738796746It's so rare to see a sexy picture of midna that captures her essence because of how porn brained everyone is, but that one is great. Thanks for sharing
>>738793060imagine
>>738793060What is she going to do to that poor mutt?
>>738793060i have to enter Lakebed Temple. Should i wait to unlock teleport and free wolf form before starting subquests of Lanayru area?
>>738796515>>738796526>>738796686you're just pulling my leg here
>>738795914just censor the stuff and upload the animations and pics to another website, send your subs the link so they can access the uncensored contentt. former blender smut artist that did beast content
>>738798675based, thanks
>>738798675They still get pissy about that depending on how high-profile you get. End of the day if they want to say you're violating their policies they're the arbiters.
>>738793569The bigger question is why he isn't still rocking the ordon shield?
>>738798969Because I didn't get the Ordon shield.
>>738797368You definitely want to wait until wolf form because of all the poe souls, it sucks ass finding a grotto and realizing that a poe is there and you can't get it. Also make sure you use the shortcut to Lake Hylia from the graveyard
Haven't played since I was a teenager. How do I make the game properly challenging?
>>738793810why is Link such a manlet all the timecan we have one game where he isnt one
>>738800159What do you mean? He's pretty fucking big. He's towering over the other Link.
>>738799961You play a different game that wasnt meant for little kids instead
>>738800159It's easier to make enemies threatening when they are bigger than the player and it's easier to make enemies bigger than the player when the player is smol
Thanks to you pirate criminals, Nintendo will never rerelease twilight princess+wind waker HD, hope you're happy
>>738798858just crop the preview pics on patreon and censor anything that comes close to a dick or titties, also dont name your posts "Lara Croft gets raped by a giant horse cock", just some simple stuff like "Lara x H"
>>738795914Yet people who make those things still make bank online through monthly subs. I'm sure Substar or Fanbox works as well.
>>738800442
>>738800442>Nintendo won't nickel and dime me for censored crap with less content then the OGoh no
>>738800442oh boy, you're saying i won't be charged full price, again, for the same game a 3rd time? wowee, what a shame
>>738800663Sex with Fi.
>>738800442good bait, only replying to you because I really wanted an excuse to post this image
I finished City in the Sky, taking a break and Ill do the final areas. I had quit this game once early on so as a first real-time playthrough>Wolf link sucks, should have gotten new abilities throughout the game>all of Links sword attacks aren't really needed because the combat/difficulty is still baby>grass to call Epona is so lame, atleast there is plenty of fast travel spots. Getting a call for Epona near the end is really funny though>alot of dungeon items not particularly useful in combat, the beyblade comes to mind that I've barely used it since the dungeon
Why is the legend of zelda as a series so obsessed with princess butts?
>>738801021BotW isn't a Zelda game.
>>738801086i didn't mention botw u proved my point
>>738799961You don't. I've been playing on 4x damage and no heart spawns to replicate hd hero mode + Ganon amiibo and it doesn't matter. You respawn in the room you died in so there can never be the sense that you're in danger. This is still an improvement considering some enemies only do 1/4 heart in this game.
>>738801445That's nice but BotW isn't a Zelda game.
>>738800972TP needs a full remake the base game is dog shitit has good bones to build on, but playing it is a slog, even the first time through i was bored
>>738800159The skelletor on the right is the link from ocarina of time, he died an incel loser and turned into a lanklet (not joking)
I want midna to press her body on my dick like this
Is this the thread?
Is Midna a case of "they knew what they were doing" or a case of "suits literally couldn't imagine people like us existing"?
Midna sucks. I don't get the appeal.
>>738801968yes
>>738800442Damn, sucks that they won't be able to milk the same games all over again. Maybe we should've thought about the billion dollar company.
>>738801968>>738802671she clearly has tits tho >>738801848
>>738802534Did you play the game?
Looks like there are more than one OoT projects, should I play Ship of Harkinian or is there something better now?Did any other Zelda games get ever decomp'd?
>>738802865Was LADX HD a recomp?
>>738802776Yes. Flat tits are still tits
>>738802797I did but there is more to a girl for me than just sex appeal. She is an absolute insufferable cunt.
>>738802865There's only one OoT port. There is two TP ones but the other isn't even out yet.
>>738803363Her personality is the best part though?
>>738803447Now it's my turn to ask if you've played the game.
>>738803363She has sex appeal and an appealing personality though.
>>738794809game came out 19 years ago.... there's no reason to wait longer. it won't be more or less fun on either.
>>738803363Let me guess, you get mad at characters for things such as inconveniencing you, making choices you wouldn't, and having motives other than helping you?Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't particularly care about your assessment of how good a character is.
>>738800442i have both already
>>738803853Yeah my bad. I just think that it's rather in poor tastes to act like a bitch about how you haven't gotten your fused shadow piece yet because a dead grieving Zora mother was gifting you equipment to save her people and to get said fused shadow in the first place. I'm sure Midna meant it in a good way.
>>738802865I heard wind waker got ported recently but nobody talked about it so it might have been fake news.To lazy to look into it because I don't really care about that game
>>738804240She mellows out later on in the game so it's okay.
>>738794661>
>>738804240Yeah, she's an asshole at a few points, which is part of why she's a more interesting character than the generic "helpful" companions. If a character doesn't create any friction at all, what's the point of their existence? THAT would be a character meant just for eye candy.
i wish midna was real
>>738804757Yeah due to Zelda's influence. She goes through no character arc of her own. She's just a selfish bitch and I don't get the appeal of that. Like really? You're throwing a fit because we took a little detour to save a dying kid and we're being thanked by his mother?
>>738804760>yfw
>>738804986kek
>>738804970>She goes through no character arc of her ownWrong, discounting Link's contributions entirely.
>>738804760He looks like a High Elf from Oblivion.
>>738795368Furries aren't people so go and kill yourself
>>738793060Sorry I'm not a criminal and does not support such vile turdworlder behaviour Emulation, decompilation and piracy are illegal
>>738804970So once again we come back to a bias against characters who act selfish but aren't enemies. I understand if you don't like selfish characters, but pretending that no other character traits exist is a bridge too far. Was Tael unbearable to you too?
>>738804240>t. gets mad at Neku because he starts the game not always portrayed in a positive light
>>738805363no, however I am now justified to kill you instead as a response to your unreasonable provocation
>>738805478Tael wasn't even selfish though? Did you play MM? Tael was the timid one. If you're going to "attempt" to lecture me about character traits then at least get the characters right.
>>738805594shit dude people get made at Neku for no longer being a bitchy hermit in NEO
>>738805594I don't know who that even is. Some Persona ass looking twink?
>>738805790Both of them were meant to be relatively sympathetic characters even though your introduction to them is them being mean to you.Your further attempts to boil a character down to one trait as a "personality" are noted, though.
Never actually played TP. The only thing I know about it comes from Midna porn and wolf Link x Midna porn. In fact, the only Zelda games I played to completion were Wind Waker and Link's Awakening. Is Twilight Princess really the second coming of Jesus like everyone leads me to believe?
>>738806228It's not perfect but it's a solid game. I like it better than WW and LA personally.
>>738806228>Is Twilight Princess really the second coming of Jesus like everyone leads me to believe?I wouldn't say all that but, personally, I enjoyed it a lot.
>>738806228Nobody operating in good faith has ever wanted you to believe twilight princess is the second coming of Jesus. The people who have are hoping you'll play it and come away disappointed and thus join them in hating it.OoT is the good 3D Zelda. Every other 3D Zelda is defined by how close it comes to OOT. TP is marginally closer than WW and much closer than SS or beyond, but further than MM.
>>738806228>Is Twilight Princess really the second coming of Jesus like everyone leads me to believe?No, it isn't even the 2nd best Zelda game let alone the 2nd coming of Christ. Sure it is good but hardly that great, most people love it due to Midna.
Choose
>>738806228It is merely a very good version of the classic Zelda formula. The overworld is a bit linear due to the heavier story focus and that can make some of the pieces feel rote, but aside from the occasional pacing hiccup it's a well-realized world with a beautiful aesthetic (though the line between golden twilight and 2000s brown and bloom is very very thin). Very high highs and the lows are reasonable.
>>738806228it was one of the last times nintendo had a good grasp of how to appealing texture work before giving in to the "cell shaded" meme
>>738806228>Gothic dark fantasy art style>Melancholic music with piano, violins, flute, choirs, and HOWLING>Fun and emotional story about facing your inner fears, with an incredibly heartbreaking bittersweet ending>The only game in the series where Link has an actual personality and character arc>Midna is bursting with charisma, personality, sassiness, and her relationship with Link is great. Goes from sexo to ultra sexo. Best companion in the franchise>Cold kuudere Queen Zelda with mature giga Stacy personality>Ability to turn into a WOLF and fight twilight beasts from alternative reality>Fully explorable Hyrule castle town filled with NPCs and activities>Multiple armors that all have their own unique functions>Aggressive combat system with multiple secret techniques learned from the previous incarnation of Link>City In The Sky, Arbiter's Grounds, Snowpeak Ruins, Temple Of Time, Hyrule Castle, Palace Of Twilight>Dungeons requiring you to use a spiked metal ball with a chain, a mechanical bay blade that lets you ride across walls, and magnetic boots that let you walk on ceilings>Wrestling, snowboarding, kayak swimming, goat riding, fishing, ball rolling, bug collecting, vessels of light, white water rafting, cave of ordeals, etc, etc>Cast of side characters that include a small weak beta village boy learning to be the next hero of Hyrule besides Link, a goth tomboy knight girl, coward father who ran away to join the Resistance, gothic formicophilia lolita queen, an androgynous Indian cowboy protector of children in a wild west village, three year old baby who's a master businessman, a clown creating basically machine of war, elf journalist version of Otacon, and amnesiac nature/animal lover girlKino of the highest caliber and best Zelda desu. It takes me back to 2006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nq-gEG-E04https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKtYg_N7yWIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKYePYfVbYYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SpXIsiuvzc
>>738794661midna ass>midna ass
built for hyperbelly inflation
>>738806403
>>738806228It was penalized for having more cutscenes than usual for a Zelda, which is on the low end of cutscene density compared to a modern game. Its environmental art style is kino, some of the character faces may be a bit weird, and the gameplay is fun.
>>738806403tell me more about the lolita
>>738806774I'm glad they made her playable in HW.
>>738796336sounds like you need to get better at brat training anon
>>738806860Shame she's one of the worst characters in the whole game, though. On par with ones like Deku Stick Lana for damage and useful combos.
>>738793060probably not I have a gamecube set up to read stuff of SD card via swiss, I'll probably start the game on my CRT get bored and replay okami for like the 3rd time. it happens every time I try to play TP
I never played this game until now, thanks dusk devs.
>>738806817Bug snail bath
>>738806403>>738806774>>738806817>11 years old>smol>gothic lolita>rich as fuck>lives alone in her own luxurious mansion next to the royal castle>wears elegant, noble dresses>high Hylian due to knife earsAgitha is 100% part of Zelda's royal family desu. people joke about her having hardcore formicophilia, but the truth is, she likes insects because she's really young and likes to imagine herself as the queen of her own kingdom. she can't rule over low Hylians so she rules over insects
>>738807130whoa. i thought she was playing with her cunt for a second there
>>738807286You had me at 11
TP would look better without the bloom
>>738803363She’s nice to you after beating the third dungeon.
>>738807453So play it that way?
just with a minor upscale and it looks really really good imo. i guess its mostly the stylization that works in its favour, but man does it look great for a 20 year old game
>>738807627Gross, they fucked up her head
>>738807286>lives alone in her own luxurious mansion next to the royal castleShe was probably pushed out of the castle due to being cuter, and more desirable than Zelda.
I'm using a Dualsense 5 and the LED turns green when I start the game and that's fucking CUTE!!
>>738806774>>738807286>she wants to take a bath in snail slimeWhat a freak.
>>738807627
>>738800972The Spinner is one of the most wasted items in the series. It could have been the game's Deku Leaf where it's a useful traversal tool throughout the game, but instead it's used for one or two heart pieces outside its original dungeon and never again.
>>738807453disagree. the bloom gives normal locations a nice, melancholic late summer afternoon aesthetic and makes the twilight realm look convincingly otherworldly. the dusk PC port allows you to turn off the bloom, and it makes the game look super generic
>>738806639
>>738796069what's it like to choke on Midna's stinky farts?
>>738807951Game just looks wrong without the bloom
>>738807453You can turn it off in the PC port so go and test that theory.
>>738794661>you humansWait, so Link isn't an elf??
>>738806656...resulting in bathroom filling hyperscat
>>738808331Hyperbased.
>>738808318No. Hylians were never elves, they're just people that worship Hylia.
>>738808396Well you learn something new every day!
>>738808318Hylians are just a subspecies of humans, closest thing Zelda has to elves culturally are Zoras with their long lives and Gorons are Dwarves except dumber.
>>738808318He was called a human in multiple games.
>>738806403i want to give Ashei 16 children minimum
>midna thread
>>738808014>midna gets stuck in the dryer
I played it on Dolphin last year. Shared my bespoke Ganondorf mode gecko code in some threads at the time too, and anons said thanks.
>>738793060>butt smaller than thighsNo.
flying analhole
