>>738796245>Dude what if facehugger but bigger????
>>738796245WOULD
>>738796245>2026kek I thought it was from a game around 2005-sih lmfao
>>738796245Giger would just shake his head and facepalm.
>>738796886they basically just fused an xenomorph and a facehugger. basically you lose aspects of what make those two things scary (xenomorphs second mouth and iconic head, facehugger's nimbleness and spider-like movements)
>>738796245I really shouldn't stick my penis in that....However...
>original was a menacing penis so this one is vagina denta omg snap snap so smart grrrrrrrrrl we run dis
this is AI, fake
My problem with fireteam is that each of the aliens poses less of a threat than a pitbull in real life. They're more like a cat scratching at your leg than a lethal threat. Arguably the aliens in most other games are just the same, but my expectation wasn't yet spoiled by Alien Isolation when I played AvP2 or such.We'll never get an aliens game where they're as believable and "smart" as the one in isolation... The bar has been raised too high by excellence
>>738798002https://www.ign.com/articles/aliens-fireteam-elite-2-meet-the-xenomorphs-and-other-enemies-youll-be-up-against-ign-firstIt’s real
>>738798154>Scroll through>Space pirates from Metroidthe fuck?
>>738796245this looks dumb...also what even it's point in their bio cycle?
>>738796245Looks like it's finally ready to settle down.
>>738796245Imagine the smell.
>>738798414It's probably not a xenomorph. It looks like a face hugger fucked something that isn't human.
>>738797031Giger would bitch forever. Have you seen his notes where he complains about the stupid tubes on the creature from the first film? They're hilarious.
Looks like something from The Forest
>>738796245Kinda looks like a headcrab. I wonder if anyone fell for it if you replaced the text with Half Life 3. dew it
>>738796245What if a face hugger mouth fucks an alien?
It's real... Vagina Dentata...
>>738797161GET IN LINE
>>738798002Tineye sucks fucking ass and never finds anything.Case in point lmao >>738798154
>chest cavity but teethLooks alright. These pale things are canonically volatile mutations.
>>738796245
>>738796245generic modern monsterinto trash it goesmaybe they should've asked copilot for some tips
>>738798423>>738798527lol a thousand top keks
>>738800042POAST
>>738797031by shaking his head you mean his penis's right? that's literally a giant vagina with teeth, that's what he would've wanted (probably)
>>738796245>guys please please PLEASE don't find this one sexy toothey just don't get why they had fans in the first place, huh
These retards don't understand what biomechanic looks like.>>738796245I'd rather play modded Aliens Vs Predator 2 instead. Also which one of you bastards was it? WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD?>Creator: Anonymoushttps://www.moddb.com/games/aliens-vs-predator-2
>>738798582>It looks like a face hugger fucked something that isn't human.Pretty sure the movies and comics have established that it would still be mostly alien-y but with characteristics of the host species with things like the dog-alien or the pred-alien.
>>738801319Maybe that's still true. This thing honestly looks like a face hugger grown up and given xeno legs/tail.
I just read the IGN page. It's something different.The alien-y ones are labeled as "Xenofauna" while the OP and another white critter are "Pathogen-Mutated Organisms".
>>738801047IT WAS ME, ANON. I STRUGGLED SO HARD TO MAKE IT FOR ALL OF YOU TO MAKE A NAME FOR 4CHAN.(No not really). It wasn't me. Whoever made that clearly wanted to stay anonymous as the name implies or semi anonymous since you can message him on Moddb if you have an account.
>>738796245>vagina with legsthat's just a woman
I hope they include some of these old designs
>>738796245needs labiaplasty
>>738801805I had all of these, snake alien was best.
>>738796245why labia? Tranny labia?
>>738802151>Tranny labiaSTOP! LMAO
>>738796245PG13 necromorph.
>>738796245I hate goop shit so much. It's such a cop out to making new "scary xenomorph" designs, when during the 80's between the comics and the toyline people put far more effort into designing new xenos with dumb gimmicks.
>>738801805What about the Alien Alien? When a facehugger grabs a xenomorph
>>738801401> face hugger grown up and given xeno legs/tailthat's exactly what it is, lazy as fuck tbqh but the bigger vagina lips were nice>>738801805>>738802036nice, i had the snake too
>>738802287How can it facehugger the tiny insect?
>>738802404>that time when they tried to explain the "Bug Hunt" terminology in the franchise lore and decided that having a threat infinitely greater than the xenomorphs made sense
Why is there Todd Howard in an Aliens thread?
>>738797094Penis head and vulva bug. Together they are>generic fuck
>>738801047>I'd rather play modded Aliens Vs Predator 2 instead.Every game after that was a downgrade except the later console game I forget the name of. It was really good but Halo 2/gears babies couldn't handle melee combos and counters in an FPS and screeched about getting laid out by a marine and hosed while they were stunned because of course they all played predditor.
>>738802946>Aliens Vs Predator 2Met one of the dev leads. He hates himself for that game. He never recovered, really.
>>738796245but it's just a vagina
I will NOT HAVE SEX with female xenomorphs! I only fuck human women!
>>738802547didn't they try to explain away the banter about banging androgynous aliens by making it about humans, too?
>>738803650Actually, it was worse. They had the Arcturians as some feral monkey creatures or some shit.And it's criminal, because the joke is that Arcturians were a race from another of Dan O'Bannon's works, The Long Tomorrow. It was a graphic novel illustrated by Moebius. The Arcturians are shape-shifters. That was the joke. That's why it didn't matter.
>>738801805>Night Cougar AlienNoooo, don't suck my cock, don't suck my coooooooooockkkkkk
>>738801805I had the Flying Queen and the brown variant of Night Cougar. Odd feeling knowing kids don't get toys of Rated R horror movies anymore.
>>738803072I require a full rundown. Melee AvP was unbelievably good, ruined only by horrific online lag that was somehow baked into the game.
>>738796245Reminder that Prometheus/Covenant shit is not canon
>>738796245NAMBAWINA..DA GWEEN GUY..HUGGY WUGGY..AWESUM HUGGY WUGGY...W-WHAT DA HELL?..
>>738796245>>738797094>>738802693It's a tranny metaphor, lol. It looks like how normal people feel about trannies.
Here’s your xenomorph bro.
>>738802659Why is there a Blade Runner reference in an Aliens threads?Genuinely, why the hell did everyone keep saying Aliens happens in the Blade Runner universe?>>738802946>except the later console game I forget the name of.AVP3, officially called AVP 2010 that came with the AVP Classic re-release on Steam with OpenGL rendering support that allowed for Redux mod to even happen.C'mon, pressing E to instakill after 6-7 seconds is pretty fucking stupid. It's pretty fucking stupid for a Marine to be able to do that against an Alien and a Predator.>>738803072That's bullshit but I believe you.>>738801047People are STILL making mods for this game?
>>738804213Granted. He was (and is again) a scientist and the project funding was initially good and he jumped for a quick buck. 3D development threw them into development hell and game was a huge flop afaik. This broke him. He should be retired by now. He told me the game did cost him 20 years and he certainly was buckbroken about it. I love the game and it's easily top 10 fps of all time for me. Story is great, too. Knowing the had funding problems and needed family and friends to publish it makes it even better in my eyes.
>>738805283Are those motherfucking headcrabs!?!?! We've come full circle from Half Life ripping off the Alien facehugger to Alien ripping off Half Life's headcrab.
>>738804938>tranny metaphorPhew, thank god. I thought trannies are real.
>>738805489Shame, half life and alien habe decent monster design. This is just shit.
>>738805447Stop trying to be anonymous with somebody who openly voiced his concerns. Nobody is going to fire him if we talk about him.His name is Nathan Cheever and you're talking about the original Prey before the Prey 2017 incarnation. He recently made another post about the intended Prey he wanted to make.Also can you post his post mortem about AVP2? It should be on his Twitter.
>>738800042only /sp/artans know this feel
>>738801805Kind of surprising they never used any of these for a game where they needed to have more enemy types. The story pretty much writes itself that someone was experimenting with mixing the xenomorphs with different animals.
>>738800042>implying you wouldn't
>>738805415Prometheus DVD extras has Tyrell talking to Weyland mocking him for his androids
>>738805709That's not the guy I met in person. I'm 100% sure he's retired by now. The person I met only made one game ever, avp 2 from 2001. >Nathan cheever>>738806214This is getting ridiculous. I do get that horror monster design is complicated nowadays. Qrd>original preySure, shoot me the link.
>>738806214That just looks like Doom 2016
>>738805415>It's pretty fucking awesomeFixed that for you. I don't understand your criticisms TTK was lower than that just using ranged weapons and it was difficult to pull off counters. It just had an unusually high skill ceiling compared to other FPS games at the time. It always amazed me how any time an FPS dared to be more complicated than headclicker, it wasn't well received and now here we are in 2026 with no planetside 2 successor, no battlefield 2142 sequel, no proper AvP game, no nothing. Grim.
>>738805710/sp/ is my second favorite board for raw comedy.
>>738805791They did but not those specifically and nothing on PC. Fox is dumb like that. Putting a RTT game on a fucking console. AVP Extinction.They did for Genesis & SNES Aliens Vs Predator (practically 2 different games with the Genesis one sucking ass)For the Aliens Arcade Game (barely lasts 15 minutes)And for the Aliens Armageddon that for 10 long years could only be played on the real physical arcade machine until somebody finally cracked and ported it for PC. Which also barely lasts a total of 30 minutes cause it only has 4 missions. It is pretty pathetic on the PC side though to the point Fireteam 1's whole selling point was "OVER 20 DIFFERENT TYPES OF XENOS YOU GUYS" of which 10 were recolors, ROFLMAO.It was pretty pathetic that the most well known AVP titles don't have any drivable vehicles nor alien base building nor a detailed quantity of xenomorphs.and to this day we still don't have drivable vehicles, not even in Dark Descent and Extinction where you'd think the APC would be a unit you can command directly.Starship Troopers and any other movie franchise is smoking Aliens. Robocop got a video game recently and it's actually good.
>>738796245there is no franchise that has undergone so much rape as that of alien
>>738806264>Prey 2 as intended before Prey 2017 happenedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZh6vTxRDnwAnd tell me the person you met since there's no I in team when making video games unless you're the sole programmer. Not even if you're the creative vision who controls team of 30-70 people. Back then there were small teams, not 300-700 like it is now.
>>738806513>Starship TroopersThey should have made a Starship Troopers game with the Shinji Aramaki movie aesthetics.
>>738806214>>738805283>>738796245I really hate when xenomorph designs stop looking liken xenomorphs. The old toy lines got this right, even if some of them could look a bit silly. >>738802287>>738805103These two look a million times better.
>>738806513You didn't play AVP2 where we got to use the ALICE heavy loader to butt fuck a hive and get to the queen?
>>738806864>linkThx>name of the devI really don't remember. I know he made one game, he's retired by now and he was a scientist before and after the game. All I can tell you.>team size 30-70More or less, sure. Not everyone works full time for a game. Neither then nor today. Plenty of positions have like one or two entries, even today. Game development nowadays is easier than ever before, still it's extremely inefficent.Come to think of it, how are project management llm? They can't be worse than actual project managers.
>>738806285>AVP2010's melee combatAesthetically and logically it makes sense for only Aliens & Predators to be capable of melee moves. The marines, not even their best man, Arnold steroids Schwarzenegger could go 1/1 melee with a Predator.And video game wise they fucked up because ... the FINISHER animations take too long. It turned into a conga line. One of the AVP2010 devs actually said they fucked up the final release because in the demo version the melee animations were infinitely faster, it actually felt like a real Street Fighter kinda game and there was no teleporting around when you did melee animations which wasn't due to lag, was due to the way the leaping attack worked.AVP2010 was also quickly dropped with no update patches worse than its predecessors. No expansion, no patches. Got dropped in under 1 month. SEGA did not want to fund AVP2010 any further.Impressive how 2010, 2013, 2014 (AVP, Colonial Marines, Alien Isolation) released so close to each other, but 2001 till 2010 and 2014 till 2021 saw a massive draught of Alien games. How long till Disney also gets tired of Aliens and shelves it like Nintendo shelves Metroid? or like Disney shelved TRON because "Ooohh TRON is a sci-fi franchise and thus it competes against Star Wars" give me a fucking break. When you funded Marvel's Guardians of The Galaxy it wasn't selfcompeting against Star Wars? Fucking hypocrites.
>>738807023I do not consider the exosuit a vehicle. Nobody does.
>>738806162Link?
>>738796245>I am ready to settle down with a nice man
the post-prometheus timeline is so cringe
>>738806868I thought the recent one is good. Did it flop?
>>738798002>MUH AI REEEEEembarrassing
>>738808493Hush, rajeet. White men are talking and you better listen.
Xenos used to be cool (only Alien/Aliens)When you couldn't tell what you were looking at and it just started moving and looked freaky
>>738796245I mean, who the fuck cares? As a setting and franchise, Alien has to be one of the worst. Just ever. Shit just gets dumber the more it's expanded on.
>>738808709It could have been expanded into something smart, but Horror IPs are always treated like the orphan nobody wants. Hell, Friday the 13th series was treated better than Alien is despite how much cash Alien was raking (albeit not as much as Star Trek, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, etc. but that's because Fox are idiots wait 7 years between films and never sell anything beyond movie tickets).Planet of the Apes has a TV series right after the movie and had movies every 2 years. Why didn't Aliens have that?
>>738796245y'all just hate new things cuz they're new
first game was shit, and from the pics looks like aliens will again only be 1/3rd of the game, the 2 others being random white monsters, and androids.
>>738809235YA'LLZ isn't he just the living end of detroit. hyuck hyuck. We'll take the Jersey out of you and teach you to be a Yorker instead.
>>738796245I only have 1 question whether I'll pirate it or not (implying I can when these idiots made it an online-only game and cracked down on private servers)Is the same shitty studio behind it? You know the one, drop their name.
>>738805283That's a zergling.
>Looks like you ran over some poor fella's dog, sarge.>>738809884Smaller type of Zerg, Lester. This one is kinda albino looking, looks like it's sick. We better put it down, poor critter.
>Want to enjoy new alien content>Know in my heart there's a 75% chance it'll be highjacked by goo shit.At least Fireteam Elite's being upfront about it this time I guess... Can't wait to see Isolation 2 get highjacked as well
>>738808597it wasn't AI, retard
>>738810178Rajeet.... in hindi, rajeet. A rajeet must speak only in hindi.
>>738796245Next time make a proper fucking title for your thread, OP.
>>738801805I miss being a kid that played with toys... Do kids today even play with toys?
>>738801805I melted panther alien toy by accident and cried :(
>>738797176Kek
>tfw no xeno queen gf
>>738806285>implying planetside 2 infantry wasnt a headclicker simMy aim was so bad I couldn't stand how fast I evaporated in firefights even as a heavy to headshots, especially from nc guns
Alien sucksPeople got into concept art neverevers, ancient aliens level theories and super secret yutani corpo drama, all the stuff that barely exists in the original movie.
>>738814061Alien's whole gimmick was not knowing what the fuck it was doing besides killing people. The more they explained it the worse it got to the point we know some android who had a fucked up firmware update is the creator. GG retards
>>738798621That guy is such a fag. Drugged up and scared his creations will get him.
>>738814061THINK OF THE POTENTIAL. ALIEN COULD HAVE DUNE LEVELS OF EPIC & DEEP. If only the british(Brandywine productions) owned it instead of an incompetent American company that hates horror and mystery and anything smarter than Jaws in space and Vietnam allegories.
>>738798621>Have you seen his notes where he complains about the stupid tubes on the creature from the first film? They're hilarious.I have not. Link? And weren't the back tubes his idea?
>>738813585Thats an exploit and what killed the game. A couple NC guns kill in three or four headshots but have so much spread it should be impossible further than ten meters but cheating ass streamers paid to promote the game got a free pass editing head hitboxes to be bigger so everyone started doing it. Most people blame Wrel's retarded base redesigns but really its just 70% of remaining players cheating and making the infantry combat too lethal to bother with ontop of it being forced on you with the redesigns. In its twilight years I never did anything but fly close ground support in an SLF because fuck everyone, hate tells were the only joy left.
>>738810636convinced posts like these are made by bots because there's no way someone's this retarded.
>What Ash saw in the xenomorphHere is your perfect organism, bro.
>>738796245this is fine actuallyit's a big vagina monsterit's totally in spirit with what alien is about, and the complaining is just contrarianismjust because giger liked dick it doesn't mean we can't have new creature designs
>>738815168>there's no way someone's this retarded.Why don't you look in the mirror, India?
>>738796245Is this the Alien game Zoe quinn was working on then got laid off?
>>738816414yeah this guy is just retarded, jeet-feces really did a number on his brain.
>>738817283Yeah he's right you're a stinking pajeet.
>>738818430>hemhm, sure. totally nta.
