Tali on a front page!
Sex with humanoid alien women
>>738807183
I wish there was a Mass Effect game where I didn't have to play as a damn boring human
>>738807183There are human supremacist organizations abducting young nubile Quarian women on their pilgrimages and sexually conditioning them to be subservient to human men.
>>738808832How can I join?
>>738808889break in your first zipper slut and report your success
>>738808972>zipthis is doing things to me anon
>>738809037Quarian women were meant to be tamed by human males and used for sexual gratification. Our best minds are working on a way to make it possible for them to bear our children to keep them from going extinct. Of course, we'll let some collectives live to breed more fresh meat to break. When you turn one of these brats into a horny little sex doll, you'll feel like the king of a system
Which one? For me it's ME2
>>738809213Yes
>>738809209Managed to buy it The deluxe edition with a grey suit looks kinda lame
>>738809209>>738809403>ME3 on a package >definitely the ME2 suit???
>>738809403you can hotglue it though
As someone who has never played ME, should I go with LE or the originals?Biggest complaint I hear is that LE fucked the lighting, but at the same time the textures look higher-res than the originals, is there a best-of-both-worlds mod or something?
>the remaster did not even remove kai lungs emailIt was the only thing I was hoping for. Is there any hope for a good game again
>>738809664LE fucked up lightning, changed skyboxes in ME1 which made them worse, censored some parts and camera angles.
>>738809664>at the same time the textures look higher-res than the originalsHigh than the original 360 release, not as high-res as modern texture mods.
Do you still find cute the original design from ME1?
Fine I will replay Mass Effect for the 4 billionth time and once more romance Tali.
>>738809935All forms of Tali are love at first sight.
>that Tali cuckquean fanfic where she asks Jack to have sex with Shepard
>tfw you like non-human women content but retards take it too far and turn it into some bondage raceplay garbage
>>738810202>non-human>raceplay...What the fuck do you think it is?
>>738809664LE with mods. Having everything bundled up in one big unified package is pretty nice to have, and you can use mods to touch up the game.
>>738810342There's a difference between>I want to bang hot alien ladyand>I WANT HER TO HAVE FIFTY UNGJILLION TATTOS AND CHAINS AND I WANT THE MEN TO BE IN CAGES AND I WANT HER TO TALK NON-STOP ABOUT HOW INFERIOR HER RACE IS
>>738810738it starts with the first anonand then you realize the truth
>>738809664LE, theres some good mods that spruce it up even more.
>made her romanceable in ME2 despite having plans for daughter-father/mother relationship for future, all because of constant spam from fans after ME1 release >in Andromeda retconned the lore of the ME world and made it so that humans and quarians became compatible and could have childrenso if anyone tells you that Liara or anyone else is the most popular girl of ME, don't believe them, because Tali fans managed to influence game's story and its lore
I'm replaying the trilogy. Decided to go for Liara to mix things up and try something new, but I just recruited Tali in 2 and I already regret it.
>>738809935Maybe this would have grown on me, but it's definitely offputting in a way that the final version isn't. Tali has an exotic mystique with an unambiguous and sexy feminine figure, while this thing is brazenly uncanny-valley with a more androgynous build, and I just don't like it at all.
>>738810738genuinely what the fuck have you been consuming anon
>>738810923Oh you should see more detailed version from the artbook
>>738810787The truth my ass, I just like pretty women.>>738810960Anon, have you seen the other stuff this artist has done for Tali?
>>738807183The manic look in Tali's eye makes me think she's just realised what it actually means but is in to deep at this point.
>>738811009More like she's into it, remember her drunk dialogue
>>738810978Why would they give her that wispy Cryptkeeper hair and other chemo-patient features? Is this even still supposed to be a young woman?
>>738810978Still cute. But damn she looks like she needs some sleep
>>738811114I think it's supposed to show the toll of having be in envirosuits constantly has done to the race. A couple hundred more years and they'd probably look like Falmer.
>>738811203kek
Snake Tali
>>738807183Impregnating Tali as a human would boost her immune system because the baby would share blood with her and, as long a she doesn't die a terrible blood clotting death because of the obviously massive blood type incompatibilities, share its immune system with her.prove me wrong.
>>738811282No need ME Andromeda writers already did it for you
Did they ever explain why Tali's right arm looked like a prosthetic in ME1?
>>738811325I looked this up and NO where is it saying humans and Qurians can have kids.
>>738811258Cute snek
>>738810978
>>738810814>>in Andromeda retconned the lore of the ME world and made it so that humans and quarians became compatible and could have children>>738811325>No need ME Andromeda writers already did it for youThe more you say this without a source, the more you hurt me anon.
>>738810978This creature doesn't match Tali's voice at all. They would not produce the same noises.
>>738811258I prefer cat
>>738811725furriest get the rope
>>738809664
>>738810814>dextro proteins make you shit your ass out through your brains but are also apparently compatible enough to create lifethis can't end well
>>738812030I'm guessing the reason why ME1 got hot so bad is because they essentially just rebuilt in in ME3's engine?
>>738811725quarian has wares if you have coin
Quarians are such retarded assholes it's unreal. The entire galaxy should have just gathered up the fucking space gypsies and offered them to the Geth to get them to calm down.
Quarian and Turian women owe me, a human man, sex
>>738809664LE. No real reason not to. Most of the issues like the changed lighting can be solved with mods and ME1 received a lot of combat improvements.That said I recommend pirating it just to avoid the shitty cancer EA Launcher.
>>738811952Nipples should not be visible under the suit. What the fuck are these things made of?
>>738812546
>>738812030bro...my sovl...
>>738812754a very durable yet form fitting material
My first vidya crush and the reason I'm into faceless and bodysuitted women.
>>738809664Originals, LE is so broken that modders can't fix it.
Reminder.
>>738812997>FacelessnessIt's a dehumanization and domination/submission thing. Look at Muslims and hijabs, niqabs, and so on. Body suit requires no explanation as it teases naked flesh without exposing it
>>738812161And the mom has negative immunity to boot. Tali and the baby will come out of this shit mastering the Jojo spin or some shit because Holy shit how
>>738813118Muslims are disgusting and literally the gayest and most boring expression of this fetish possible.
>>738812546Still can't get into Turians, apart from the fact that they are just so non-human in appearance, even the female Turians just look like Garrus. >playing Andromeda right now because, might as well try it once>Cora has a decent ass, but is a bit of a bitch, just seems like Ashley 2.0>Peebee is better than I thought for being Reddit incarnate, but still a massive slut>Vetra is a bit bland but overall decent, but can't bang her because she looks like GarrusFuck.
>>738812913Nipples are historically very distracting, that is not a good combat suit
>>738813218what's wrong with distracting your enemies?
>>738809664The originals don't work anymore at least not the last time I tryed to play it they didn't ea really is the worst producers when it comes to keeping there games working.
>>738813218What kind of nipples would Tali have? Probably very puffy
>replaying the trilogy>modded 1 is pretty fun, already finished>struggling to get through modded 2 because it's so boring and filler crapmaybe I should just skip to 3
>>738813118>Muh dehumanizationI just like cool helmets anon they can be very expressiveTali is certainly better with her hat on. Dumb generic bimbo painted blue
>>738810814It's very funny that gamers rejected the blue alien race that are literally designed to be sexually compatible and fuck humans to pursue the forbidden romance with the weird alien you can't touch without dying.
>>738809664you can get mods to fix all the issues with LE
>>738809664Legendary. Unless you have crippling autism you won't notice much of a difference. Especially since you've never played the originals.
>>738810978Honestly that's what they'd look like never taking off there suits.
>>738813254How are the reapers distracted by nipples? She's hampering her allies
>>738813392>Unless you have crippling autismRemember where you are.
>>738813402they are based on biological creatures
>>738813371>Compatible Asari being genetic pirates is a massive turn off. They're masturbation with extra steps
>someone unironically shilling LElol>muh mods fixed everything lmao even
>>738813501Oooooooh so now biology and sex is important?! Ironic cunts and their hypocritic population Control
>>738813521>someonemultiple people
>>738813392Note right after I posted >>738813437, >>738813521 validated it.
>>738809664Isn't LE missing one of the ME1 DLC's?>it was a grindfest anywaysIt's still missing content. I refuse to play any game that has missing content from its original release. Now excuse me while I play some Destiny 2.
>>738813430I am stealing tali's design and character and using It in other alien women design (she's perfect for space lizard women)
>>738808761A G R E E D .GREED.
>>738813306I feel the same way. I've tried like 3 times and I always end up burning out at ME2. On one hand, I want to play it because Tali. On the other, I don't think I can play all the early game squad missions again without killing myself.>>738813371>make a cute young awkward alien scientist waifu>make her such a bitch in ME2 you are forced to make a DLC about her to calm everyone down>still end up just making her generic girlbossWhat the fuck Bioware? No wonder Tali became the goto waifu of the series.
>>738813613what
>>738813687fixed with mods but it's also shit
>>738813849>Liara>cuteThere's a race of hot, slender, and graceful women. You get the one fat, ugly, and awkward one. She tries to rape you multiple times. She won't take no for an answer because that's how rapists are. You basically have a blue Richie Gecko.
>>738813687It's missing Pinnacle Station, the target practice thing you visit once and never again. That said you can mod it in again if you want for some reason.
>>738812754The nipples? Diamonds.
>>738813402Are they distracting or are they not distracting? Make up your fucking mind.
>>738814015>N-no! You are only allowed to like sluts who spend the last 300 years working in titty bars, and are now ready to settle down, how can you not prefer generic girlboss asari #8625
>>738813849ME2 isn't really worth playing either way. Tali is cute, but the game is a fucking clunky mess, ME peaked with the first game which was only ever an average title with potential that was never really realised. It's kind of upsetting that we'll never really get a Star Trek game. Weird aliens to meet, problems to solve through diplomacy or just fucking shooting everyone, and random transporter accidents taking out half the crew.
>>738814168>>738814183They are very distracting if they can cut a hole in the suit If tali flexes her chest
>>738813214>they are just so non-human in appearancegood
>>738814375>they can cut a hole in the suit If tali flexes her chest
>>738814282>defends the only creature in a race of hotties that looks inbredYou literally meet 10+ better examples before you even leave Citadel, with best girl pre-Samara being this sexpot.
i prefer Ashley. We can be racist together.
>>738814492Yikes.
>>738814526she's voiced by a black woman
>>738814526Wouldn't it be speciesist? Or humanist? Ashley still likes niggers.
took COR for me to finally see the appeal
>>738812030Haha
>>738814579Who was a cute before she got fat.
>>738814594xenophobe
>>738809935I prefer it. Asaris already cover the "humans but a different color" niche. That design is sufficiently exotic while still being bangable.
>>738807183From the same artisthttps://litter.catbox.moe/rf19gfv6gjh4r2y1.jpg
>>738814684looks off
>>738814526>>738814579>>738814621she's still cute.
GOD I LOVE HER
>>738812030>>738814619they do this shit to make it seem like nothing was ever good
>>738814940Still not playing the originals ever again, shill.
>>738814906not enough if you're beating it to off model shit
>>738814940every time
>>738814906I'll let you know that big breasts also weights a bit on the immune system so
>>738814492Asari will be fed to Threshers. This is non-negotiable.
>>738814621>>738814840she was never cute, nigger lovers
>want to romance Tali in 2, but wait until the end of the game to do it>didn't know you have to do it before suicide mission or you're locked out>screw it I'll do it in 3>find out 3 only lets you romance Tali if you continue it from 2>fuck I'll just headcanon it as Tali/Shep being together>best bro Garrus cucks meI was so mad that I went back and edited every single save I had in ME2 and ME3 to prevent this from happening.
>>738815043Thats fine more for me to love.>>738815189She can handle it.
>>738815225lolcuck
>>738815225>he finished 3I'm sorry.
>>738814940Neither looks particularly good. Pick your poison. Grandpas home video where you can't see shit, or Marvel movie where everything is to sterile.
>>738815376Left is better though?
>>738815225it's better this way
>>738815376>>738815416right plays better and that's all that matters
>>738815021good for you bud>>738815076the sad thing is mods like Diversification Project breath a lot of life into the product but at the cost of the art direction, broken animations, facial animations, etc.I'm replaying LE2 right now and the fucking trash compactor in Zaeed's room is bugged for some reason,the cube ejects out in a straight line now, before the trash expulsion animation plays. The lighting on Garrus' loyalty mission is fucked, Samara looks deadLODs have been crippled, which doesn't make sense considering the youngest game is 14 years old
>>738815468use v-sync to cap your framerate and screen refresh
>>738815416Not really. Just different.
>>738815376I'd take the one with real lighting instead of the one with tik-tok lighting.
>>738815596I have no idea what the fuck this zoomer is saying
>>738815534lies
Are the autists that keep shilling the originals just a bunch of people stuck on Windows XP 32-bit? I don't see what their goal is.
>>738814526She's not even racist. Just cognizant that other species interests might run counter to humanity's which Bioware tries its hardest not to acknowledge from 2 onwards.
Children of rannoch 3 NEVER EVER
>>738815468after the community mods, the AI is still buggy, ME3's combo melee is broken on default in LE. But to be fair only the 360 versions of ME1 and 2 have properly functioning AI. The PC ports for the originals were janked in multiple ways. With the community patches, an ai combat mod like warmaster, etc. you can get LE to play very nicely. Just in time to not have any multiplayer of course
>>738815637Even flat lighting, no shadows. As if everything is lit up by those ring lights tik-tokers use. Looks fucking atrocious.
>>738815596So...the right one?
>>738815476Ok, I'll say this. The bridge of a spaceship should be well lit, but this looks like ass
>>738809760Yes because lightning is the most important thing people care about in a video game.
>>738815512>v-sync>in 2026Really? Right in front of my Jalapeño Ranch Cheeseburger™ from Wendy's®?
>>738815710Retard.
>>738813214Femturians don't look nearly enough like garrus, and that's the problem.
>>738815694I agree, left looks better because it makes Liara less visible, and the less of that fat ugly bitch, the better.
>>738815694Ok to be fair, right actually looks better here.
>>738815789why are you gay?
>>738815773So. I'm guessing you've never been outside before?
Do we really need three Mass Effect threads on /v/ at all times?
>>738815940It's better than gacha threads or threads about j*p*n*s* shit.
why are we lusting after a woman that will literally die if she so much as lick our skin?I mean we can die if we lick her but she will definitely die harder.
>>738815940better than 3 more threads about gooner shit made by poojeets
>>738815745only if you've never been outside>>738815745Creative decisions made at the time supersede how an indian remaster team "thinks" things should look>>738815768no, but faithful restoration of author's intent matters. Art matters
>>738808761
>>738815995ok but who will die hard with a vengeance?
>>738815995who cares about her kek
>>738815769yes
>>738815843Why do the women have slit pupils, hook-like extensions on their mandibles, no plating on their scalps and no teeth?I'd be ok with them being a subspecies i guess, saren already looked pretty different from other turians.
>>738816014meant for >>738815476
>>738816153very strange, talking to the "ship should be lit but this looks like ass" guy
>>738816089Heterosexuals.
>>738809664ME1 original is much worse than LE. Worse weapon balance and gunplay is just boring (in the endgame you get guns that don't overheat and just hold down the button, also pistols are better than any other weapon despite being available to every class), some planets you can get stuck in, some textures bugged on PC, you need to play through the game twice to import your character at max level to ME2 etc.ME2 is either way.ME3 LE fixes a few bugs and introduces many new ones. The community patch fixes those...and introduces its own. The best ME3 version is ME Trilogy one hands down.But all in all you're fine with LE, that's what I play these days when I get that ME itch and I played every one of those on release.
>>738816147they're bird aliens
surely we can all agree blowing this thing up was a mistake
>>738815940Tali needs her own thread. We love Tali here.
>>738816629SR1 is more comfy but SR2 is the ship you told SR1 not to worry about
>>738816351debatable
>>738809664don't bother
>>738816629I think ME3 has the best interior. Not as lifeless and "fuck it, let's just put everyone in the cargo hold" as the one in ME1, but not as sterile as 2. Nice mix between them both.
>RaceHuman>Class Soldier >Romance Ashley Accept no substitutes
>>738810202This is me with giantess stuff. I just want to be held by a giant woman but it's always gotta be foot or vore trash.
>>738817014picking Ashley is painful because they remove her from the story in ME2 for no fucking reason, but a lot of shit happens for no fucking reason in ME2 so might as well ignore the game
>>738817014Wrong! Wrong! Romance ash, dump her in 3 and get with Jack. Kino sequence in the hospital. Alternatively nuke ash and get with Jack. Accept no substitutes.
>>738817014racist and based
The funniest thing about Jack is that it took me a decade to realize she has the most feminine face and the most amount of makeup out of every ME love interest.
I like Tali's concept but I can't take her writer seriously or the fact that she was written to be a a sympathetic Israeli
>>738815225>le girl who showed interest in me and i explicitly chose not to romance...is with somebody else?>the reapers won, trillions must perish
>the jeet spammed is having another meltdownOh dear oh dearThe LE edition really destroyed his brown brain
>>738817337Best face model too, damn shame what they did to yvonne.
>>738817337Until 3, where she looks hideous.
>>738817014romancing a fellow soldier while on such an important mission is a terrible idea even more so she's lower rank then you.so skip romancing in 1 then romance jack in 2 and 3
>>738817021There should be a name for the area between "normal sized woman" and "insane colossal giant"I would like to see a woman who's ten foot, not ten stories.
>>738815663>autist(s)Singular confirmed shitskinXhe got destroyed so badly in past threads that xhe just can't seem to recover
>>738807183YOU XENOFUCKERS HAD AN *ENTIRE YEAR* WHERE YOU COULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT TALI AND YOU EVEN CAUSED /v/ TITLE TO CHANGE BRIEFLY DUE TO THIS SOLE CHARACTER.WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT HER?
>>738817628/v/ loves gypsy whores
>>738817562>it's POOPDICKSCHIZO>everyone who mocks me is POOPDICKSCHIZO>shadowheartparty jak
>>738817337Shame about the lack of hair in 2. I don't care how hot the face it, I ain't fucking a bald woman.
>>738817021>I want to be held by a giant womanHonestly to me that one is actually more deranged than [weird specific fetish or partialism]
>>738817628Cute voice, she's neurotic and shy, and the mystery of how hot someone with such a cute voice and bangin' body could be underneath that suit (with hints of her eyes).>>738817753Shame about the added 90s wiccan high school boy hair in 3. I don't care how hot the face is, I'm not fucking a girl with a smelly linux user's hairstyle.
>>738817702/v/ is Frollo?
>>738817628>What's so special about the cute shy alien girl nerd with giant hips and a skintight suit who is completely head over heels for you???
>>738817792>Shame about the added 90s wiccan high school boy hair in 3True. Her rock hard nips is a decent trade off however. Thank fuck for the legendary edition being more moddable so you can just add/change her hair
>>738817828yes>Commander Frollo there is an extra thicc space gypsy girl outside with no shoes on
>>738817967Bald Jack is sexy.
>”Tali thread”>nonstop seethe about LiaraEvery single time.
>>738818129retard
>>738817628Nothing at all. Her voice is Jewish. Her entire alien race are retarded Jews. Everything about her personality is Jewish, neurotic, germaphobic, etc. If you like Tali, you like Jews.
>>738817628>WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT HER?I can put my dick in her and kill hershe can spit in my mouth and kill me
>>738809760Is LE even still available?I played it on the 360 a long time ago and thought it was fineThe biggest problem i had was the voice acting because i played the German dub and there was no way to play it with the original voice cast
>>738813371>gamers rejected LiaraOnly in your fuckin dreams, /v/irgin TalifagKeep seething about her for another 15 years
>>738817909Only virgins are this shallow
>>738818116I wouldn't have minded the shaggy black hair or the shaved with red ponytail
>>738817702/v/ is full of completely unfuckable virgins who would fuck dogs and lizards if it meant they could claim they weren’t a normie
>>738818940>You want a girl who actually likes you?>ew, virgin
>>738819192But you could have the fat ugly one that has a bunch of pictures of you with your eyes cut out.
why is bro so jealous of best girl Liara?
Mass Effect 4 but we play as both Old Man Shepard and his blueberry daughter with Liara and it's called The Mass of Us.
>>738811258
>>738815225>Best girl and best boy get together if you chose neither of themHas any other game done something like this?
>>738817753>>738818116Shaved =/= baldSame for women as it is for men
>>738819930I'm not "bald" by 4chan faggot definitions, but I call myself bald because I shave my head. Also>equals divided by equalsLearn to type != or ≠.
>>738815225>WOOOOOOOW how was I supposed to know you have to romance before the last mission in the game?
If you convince Ashley to be more paragon, she'll advocate for saving the council while Liara will advise holding backAshley goes from wearing white to blue in ME3Liara goes from wearing black/dark blue to white in ME2/3It's like poetry, it rhymes
>>738820859Except Liara literally becomes a Renegade because of Big Shep Cock
>>738821006That's not canon, since Tali is the canon wife (especially now that Saudis own EA and hijabs are necessary).
>>738810978Why does she have two noses? Looks like AI slop. The slits on her forehead are for breathing.
>>738821443now i cant unsee it fag
>supine cat legs>all the art shows her on her tippy toes>in game she's got big flat duck feetgive that bitch some heels
>>738815935>shadows don't exist outside
>>738816629sr1 is too claustrophobicsr2 is just objectively better
>>738811258snake tali is cute, but I can't help but think of this one genie/lamia obsessed dude i once interacted with online that was mentally impaired (as in with no prompting admitting he lived in a group home type impaired) that was obsessed with quarians but with those qualities
>>738823109DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF HER FEET, FUCKBOY
>>738823109>>738823392How many of the ME races have cloacas?
>>738823392Is she a mammal or a fucking chicken?those little toes should be natural heels
>>738807183She's a fucking minor
>>738823957She's literally on her rite of passage as an adult.
>>738823949I always read her feet as cloven hooves.
>>738824032I look at them like they're weirdly prehensile, and it allows them to grip surfaces a human foot couldn't.
>>738823109
>>738824407pure garbage
>>738824441
>>738810814>in Andromeda retconned the lore of the ME world and made it so that humans and quarians became compatible and could have childrenUmmm what
>>738813279I remember trying to replay ME1 a few months before 2 launched and nothing I did helped. Went back and forth with EA customer support, a mistake, and got nowhere. Eventually downloaded a cracked .exe and it worked flawlessly.EA are a disastrous combination of predatory and incompetent.
>>738813510>They're masturbation with extra stepsthat's literally every woman
>>738824960I hope you learned your lesson about buying anything from EA
I miss extranet /v/ threads
>>738825793I post one every few months but it always 4fs
>>738818297Low IQ antiquarianism
>>738815225>He didn't headcanon eiffel towering her with best brongmi
>>738818297The Volus are the jews (with a little neckbeard thrown in). The Quarians are gypsies, hence a lot of them having slavic accents.
>>738813374False.
>>738826230the volus are vassals of the turians and they actually build shit(ships)they are closer to the swiss bankers than anything, stuffy waspy impotent monopoly men.the Quarians speak in a bastardized yiddish and wrote all their religion on stones, and are nomadic like pre-Israel/WWII Jews werethe Geth occupy the land like the Ottomans
>>738809664Originals are objectively better visually and no mods do not fix it. There are texture overhaul mods.
>>738816014>>738816234don't know how anyone can look at this and think right looks better
>>738807183Racebait! Haha funny!
>>738826397War...
>>738827261Not everything that bothers you is bait.
I wanna see Krogan and Turians playing zero G baseballAsari playing volley ball, just total human cultural dominance in the sequel
I don't give a shit about queerians. Now Turian women on the other hand...
>>738828895i too want to find out how soft turian ladies are on the inside
>>738809664LE removed the ass.For that you shouldn't even touch that garbage.
>>738829193>removed the ass from a goblinThat makes the LE superior.
Tali feet
>>738817360I wish whoever the fuck wrote that a very pleasant lobotomy and a fulfilling life at their nearest mental institution. >a a sympathetic IsraeliWere they not supposed to be sympathetic space gypsies?
>>738817628>YOU EVEN CAUSED /v/ TITLE TO CHANGE BRIEFLYAnd it was glorious
>>738818483
I LOVE MASKED/FACELESSI LOVE ALIENSI LOVE HMOFAI LOVE BODYSUITSI LOVE EXOTICALLY COLORED SKINI LOVE CUTE NERDY GIRLSI LOVE NICE GIRLS THAT CRUSH ON GUYSI LOVE TALLIIIIIIIII!!!!
There are not enough games where I can have sex with with a cute female monster/alien and no h-games don't count
>>738832089
>>738807183How do you look at her and not rape??
>>738812030sOO7ul vs souLEss
>>738832461You don't
>>738831647They look gross
>>738807183Threads like these make me giga depressed and sad about the current gaming landscape and we have yet to get another sci-fi game rpg series as grand as Mass Effect and hits all the right beats as ME1.At least Tali is best girl.
>>738826743trvkefaggots pretend she's a gypsy because they put some superficial drapes on the kike trojan horse, her entire race and storyline is about Israel lol
>>738833092How do you know Israel's history?
>>738833006One man's trash....
>>738833006
>>738817909>cute shy alien girl nerd with giant hips and a skintight suit who is completely head over heels for youBut enough about Liara
>>738807183imagine the bush after 20+ years of not getting out of that suit
>>738833703I want her to put them on my chest while I pet and massage the top of them
>>738810118LINK NIGGA LINK
>>738816014i think the problem is that mass effect originally used "cutscene lights" which were manually spawned near the characters during dialogue to lit up their faces and make their expressions stand out meanwhile the legendary edition relies exclusively on the global illumination of the scene to light up the characters so it ends up paradoxically looking more "flat" because there's no "reflector lights" shining on characters
>>738835013archiveofourown.gay/works/65541616/chapters/168721258
>>738809626Lore accurate hips
>>738831871>I wish whoever the fuck wrote that a very pleasant lobotomy and a fulfilling life at their nearest mental institution.that's the guy who wrote Tali's dialogue in 2 and 3>>738826743This is Chris Le'Toile, the guy who wrote Tali in ME1, all the Quarian/Geth Mythology, and Legion in ME2
>>738835301The facial textures just plain aren't better in the remakeIt's like they took a bunch of 480p textures and airbrushed the fuck out of em
>>738833087In the current climate you will NEVER have a girl like tali who's straight and unapologetically fawns over the male PC.Too wish self-fulfilment for straight dudes plus she has to be bisexual so she can fuck any PC including the androgynous non-binary one.
>>738836071Glad you had all the names and receipts anon. It's all there, Quarians are the space Jews in basically every way
Tali's romance is the only one in the "we'll bang, okay?" genre I've played that works. Normally you talk to companions between missions, at best you do a side quest and need high approval before they act like they love the mc. Tali's is structurally the same but being from the first game fixes it's canonically a slow burn that, if followed through, began when you saved her in ME1.
>>738836320Romance options in games in general are shallow retardation that just rushes to sex and then that's peak romance to normies nowadays.Tali's romance is peak because there's a lead up to it.>>738836540I'd fuck jews too if they were cute alien engineers with sexy bodysuits/helmets that crushed on me and genuinely liked me.
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>>738807183I still hate they made the quarrens just humans with 3 finger and 3 toeslike actually humans with human skin
>>738818116If you like men
>>738807183>Space GypsyDisgusting. Quarians are only good for burning up in the atmosphere
crazy what a magic bullet bioware had and they fucked it all up
Anon I have good news, our ship has made it to another galaxy and it's time to start colonization efforts. In the interest of keeping a growing population you've been assigned a gf with similar interests and psychological profile to your own. Now if you would just follow me to her room...
>>738818765This the statistics they did after LE or the old one?
>>738809935She looks very cute
sex with my wife tali
>>738838518>>738838592you're not supposed to be able to tell instantly
>>738807183I had to restart 2 because Tali died at the gate. Don't forget to check flowchart if you're new.
time to pick your signatures everyone
>>738838717I unironically forgot andromeda exists
>>738840802always rocked the Shialabut these days I'm feeling pic related
>>738840629I've never lost a person at gate check because it's always Garrus and Talimy very first playthrough of ME2, like Jan 20 something, I took Miranda for her word and let her be the biotic bubbleI had Garrus and Legion in my squad...
>still no modder that has just used AI voicelines to make a femShep Tali romance
>>738841734Yuritroon, kill yourself
>>738816629its exterior is sexier than the sr2.
>>738823949>Is she a mammal or a fucking chickenby definition she is neither because she's an alien, but that thing on her chest should squirt L-milk thoughdon't bother drinking it Levo-Lactose seems to have laxative effects, 0 nutritional value to you and you'd also get massive diarrhea and gases
I'm replaying the entire trilogy atm, I'm at 3 right now. It's such a weird game in terms of politics, the character designs are at their most goon-ish, with android EDI going around basically naked, yassified Ashley etc, but it also has by far the most gay shit out of all of them.
>>738842106Seeds were sown but hadn't sprouted
>>738829193
>>738807183This bitch was my introduction to r34saved my life
>>738807183Playing with Garrus's mandibles and tongue with my thumb.
>Haha guys I'm so weird and exotic I want to fuck aliens>Look inside>Their alien waifu is just a hijab wearing nerd
Would you play it?
>>738844341Yeah, we're not fags
>>738818297I thought the Asari were the jews, matrilinial, race-mixing, secret society controlling groups, etc. Are all the races just jewish stereotypes except the Turians and Elcor?
>>738818297They are very clearly gypsies>>738844561Yeah I always took the asari to be space jews
>>738818297Aren't they a nomadic group that sends out it's criminals and they force local populations to give them shit to leave them alone?You must be American because this is gypsies to the point. They couldn't be anymore gypo if they tried.
>>738807183I've always wanted to cum in her helmet...
>>738823615Turians definitely have cloacas. Salarians have them, and so would the bird people we never see and only read about. I could see the Vorcha and Yahg also having them.
Turians are germansSalarians are japaneseQarians are gypsiesVolus are jewsKrogan are nigsBatarians are sand nigsVorcha are jeetsAsari are liberals
>>738815769What's wrong with vsync? Why would I want screen tearing instead?
>>738815769>muh max fps to degrade my hardware fasteryou don't need 450 fps on all games
>>738833092Quarians are basically legal Nazis and you're a subversive faggot
>>738810978>this makes zoomies piss and cum their pants
>>738849771yes
>>738809935Would
>>738807183Made for BWC
>>738844462Cute.
>>738848442>Quarians are basically legal Nazis and you're a subversive faggotisraelis are nazis retardthey even based their little costumes on the Hugo Boss shit
>>738809935>>738810978Beauty is everywhere for those with the eyes to see it
>>738845350Turians are Romans.
>>738845194
>>738852361love this artpieceyou just know she's a drooling, ahegaoing mess in there
I want to give tali 12 kids
>>738845194https://files.catbox.moe/sau7rz.jpeg
>>738833731>cuteShe's ugly and fat.>shyShe literally attempts rape multiple times.
>>738829193LE mods fixed this within hours after launch kek>>738809664the real answer is always, for any game like this, newest PC version with mods. that simple. LE mods change so much of the bullshit and add so much QoL shit as well as just bug fixing, it's the ONLY way to play it now
>>738845778>>738846945If you have a monitor that supports VRR, there's no reason to use vsync. If you don't have a monitor that supports VRR, you likely speak Spanish as your first language. Both Nvidia and AMD have settings to force VRR at the driver level.
>>738812030Worst is what they did to the shadow broker reveal scene.
They should make playing the original releases illegal and possession of same a terrorist act.
>>738852361>>738854495UNFFF
>>738845350Aren't asari French?
>>738845350Elcor are YOUR MOM!
>>738812030Why the fuck can't modern devs and filmmakers do lighting properly anymore?
HUG CUTE SPACEFROGS LEAVE NONE UNHUGGED!!>>738812030Mods clear that up or nah?
>>738857476Remaster crews are just "get it done cheaply" jeets that are outsourced. ME1 was a special challenge, as a lot of shit was lost compared to the other 2 games in the trilogy, and you can't expect guys working for 10 rupees a week to have the gumption or skill to recreate it.
>>738810738It's kind of hot if she's role-playingI like women with weird tastesI would be extremely mad if I found out she really was a self hating alien or something though
>>738858696terrible bacne
>>738858696>smooth skinDisgusting
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