Why are they remaking it again?
>>738825479The 3DS remake is older now than the original game was when it got remade for the 3DS.
>>738825479Some directors make the same movie over and over until they crystalize it into the vision they had in their dreams.
>>738825479It’s low effort and will sell millions.
to wash the bad taste of nuts and bolts out of everyone's mouths
>>738825556Don't do this to me.....
>>738825556Oh god...I'm old and dying...
>>738825479Again? That was a remaster. It's still the 64 game at its core. Character graphics don't make a game what it is, gameplay does.
>>738825479This has nothing on the number of Star Fox remakes.
>>738825556(but it wasn't remade)
>>738825556Geezus fuck…
>>738825479to spite you, nigger
>>738825479Because capcom showed them it's free money and tendies are the dumbest mother fuckers
>>738825813>Starfox comes out on SNES>it gets remade on N64>it gets remastered on 3DS>it gets rebooted on SwitchOne remake?
>>738825479Nintendo wants a GOTY winner because the switch 2 has no games otherwise, and the other thing game journos glaze more than moviegames for fags and millenials is a 3D Zelda game.
>>738825556oh my god
>>738825479Because creatively-bankrupt minds run Nintendo now.
>>738825479because they wasted a remake on it with shitty 3DS restrictions
It means they're in desperation mode just like that period of time on the 3DS
>>738825556there's no way this is true
>>738825556
>>738825479It will be rated 18+ and have lots of swears and sex and guns
>>738825479It's basically a filler project to satisfy the Zeldafags until the next new game. TOTK came out in 2023 so the next completely new game isn't coming for at least another 2-3 years, so they need something in the middle to keep people calm
>>738825556OH NOOOOOOOOOOO I AM A RETARDED MILLENIAL FAGGOT AND I LIKE TO PRETEND I STRUGGLE WITH THE PASSAGE OF TIME OHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY SCIIIIIENCEEEEEEEE
>>738825556you will die. i will die. everyone will die. the sun will turn into a red giant. it'll explode. earth will be obliterated. we will never populate other planets. we will never travel anywhere further than mars. time gets faster the more you age. nothing you and i or anyone will do will ever matter. nothing. everything is a distraction. once you die, you are dead for eternity. for infinite amount of time. everything inside this universe will die, all stars, all black holes, everything. then there will be nothing for absolute eternity, forever, endless and endless nothingness. there will not be another experience, ever, ever again.
>>738828810OH NOOOOO I AM A RETARDED ZOOMER AND I'LL NEVER AFFORD A HOUSE OR GIRLFRIEND
>>738825479Nintendo are bad people.
>>738832242Your mom lets me call her mommy and lets me snuggle up with her while you go on 4chan to pretend to be shocked about a game being released 15 years ago.
Nintendo never said they are remaking it though?>b-but this one twitter fag posted the same obvious predictions every day until one day his post contained something correct and now we all believe him
>>738825479Of all games to remake this is the one with by far the most mileage to get out of it.They have something that is already rightly the highest rated game by critics and the most popular favorite by players, and basically have the chance to prefect it and improve all the things they couldn't pull off properly in the original release, given the additional time and hardware power they have now, taking its weaker elements up to the standards of other games, while retaining its strong core design.If pulled off properly, you'd basically end up with the best game ever released by leaps and bounds. Designing something close to as good from scratch would be so difficult in comparison this is basically a no brainer.
