MINA HAAAAAAAAA
Sex with Doorman
>game tries everything in its power to force you into 50-50 win rate it's so fucking tiresome
>>738833993https://youtu.be/RJvzuCKmhp8?si=dIHGymAAK1Z65kMBIs it just me or has Deadlock somehow recreated that soulful era of vidya fan art. Like I can't believe this is a video from 2026I never see Overwatch or Rivals get such cringekino
>>738833993Why did Valve make her a slut?
>>738834212Style change really was a good ideaalthough I miss details like lanes having power lines and etc.
Ranked matchmaking ruins games. Team Fortress 2 with all-chat was the pinnacle of gaming. Nothing will ever be that fun again. Children playing Roblox knockoffs of real FPSs will have more fun than teens and young adults on so-called competitive games.There's no point to a game and so there's no point ranking it. It's not a job with a performance review. It's not the LSAT. Having 10k Elo in Dota does not mean you have accomplished anything. Games are more fun when you have imbalances.Also no single match of any game should last longer than 30 minutes. We also learned this with TF2 and the 5-point control maps. If the game doesn't end in 20 minutes you're wasting people's fucking time.
>>738834297>although I miss details like lanes having power lines and etc100%. I left feedback on that too
>>738834267Slut? I think you are confusing her with Holliday or Silver.
>>738834038>>738834432>nigger assassin ruined their her perfect life
>>738834432No I'm not
>>738834601Seeth harder Silvercuck
>>738834175>game tries everything in its power to force you into playing even matches you only have a 50% chance of winningwow the goal of matchmaking achieved.
>>738834038>>738834432>>738834571>>738834638This fanart shit is just reminding me of yurifags making the robots from Marathon kiss and not actually playing the game.Is this new IP just going to consists of the "fandom" drawing yurishit/fujoshishit and not even playing the fucking game because it's an unbearable 40 minute slog every match and you have to play ranked games with brazilians or russians, no one wants to do that they just want to have a W fap to Mina raping "Liru the Wolf Girl, Bellevue".Deadlock is a shit game and shit IP and it will flop.
>>738834664nah, game forces you to play games against higher ranks so you would definitely loose
>>738833993>cool lore>cool designs>cool worldbuilding>game itself is unfun bullshit miseryso tired of this shit, most of these threads are populated by ritualist faggots btw
>>738834857>Pocket>yurifrog posters keep proofing how retarded they are
>>738834901Got my Phantom 1 yesterday I miss lower ranks tho
>>738834932koreans males are castrated femboys to the gynocracy albeit
>>738834961you should have been phantom months ago
>>738835018Nah, I was Oracle prisoner for several months, probably going to be lowered to it again
>>738834876yes, that is called going up in rankas you win, you go up in ranks and vs other people who also have won and gone up in rankits called match making
>>738835354>whole your team is 6-5 ranks lower then opposing team>6 games in a row like that >6 games in a row with opposite situation >repeat this switch every 6 games>this is called going up in ranks
>>738835354most intelligent forced 50/50 denier
>>738835354The higher I go the worse it get, team get sweatier but they also don't play any better
I can't help but feed and commend every Graves and Mina.
>>738836224whyboner
>>738836224My face and tongue on her feet. NOW.
>>738835763>forced 50/50 denierNo, I believe the game tries to put you in matches that you have a 50% chance of winning, it isn't always perfect and is exactly 50%, but its close enough.Most games you play you have a 50% chance to win, yes.That is the purpose of matchmaking, to create games that each team has roughly equal odds of winning.
>>738836224There is something arousing in forcing emo/goth girls wearing girly clothes and makeup
>>738833993You DO know she's an evil woman, right?
>>738836461
>>738836654It's subjective
>>738836720She'd ruin your life
I'm fucking bored. I haven't played in weeks. add more heroes you lazy fucks.
>>738834857>pepe faggot whining that people are creating and posting OCHmm
>Haze as primary pick>Wraith and Venator as secondary >game picks Venator despite my or enemy's team not having Haze and her not being bannedhuh?
>>738837082game forced you to be a frontliner, which it now does
>>738836654Hot.
>>738836654Nothing a little rosary bondage and garlic oil lube couldn't fix
>>738834857>robots>yuri????
>>738834857Why is there a uptick in yurifags anyway? post a straight ship and they lose their mind. Like recently they are having a meltdown over a Dungeon Meshi ship someone drew
>>738833993Why do other generals have to go to /vg/ but deadlock is allowed a general?
>>738838680>3 deadlock threads in archivea>all with 10-30 replies onlywhat general are we talking about, retard? if you going to lie at least lie about something that can't be easily checked
>Fantasy and beasts and cool characters>.............>All marketable kpop girl
The REMfags where better than whatever yurifaggotry is happening itt
>>738838975
>lose a match, go initiate vi>win a match, go seeker i>lose a match, go initiate vi>win a match, go seeker i>lose a match, go initiate vi>win a match, go seeker i>lose a match, go initiate vi>win a match, go seeker ii am stuck in hell
>>738839153same with oracle and phantom
I'm nonbuynary.
>>738839153>>738839215>it's graves pushing nonstop under T1 and going 1-10 on 10 min.>it's warden going afk after 15 min and waking up only when you lost both shrines
Any good characters for shitters that can't aim but still want a chance at getting kills/contributing?
>>738839295Dynamo, Page and Rem
Who should I main if if I fuck with characters like pic related?
>>738834038>>738834432Reminder that the marriage was pretty much just political and Mina's only mad that Pocket was "assassinated" before the wedding rather than after, so she doesn't get the name (and money). In fact her lore page mentions it would've been preferable since "nobody would need to pretend to love anyone". So the fan-art that depicts them as an actual couple, however dysfunctional irks my autistic ass.
>>738839431i don't know who it is
>>738839446It's more like this >>738836720but I could see her trying to maintain "perfect couple" image for a press
>>738838975t.furryfag
>>738839446You sound like a faggot from tumblr
literal tranny game
>>738839431Shiv
>>738833993The fanbase of this game is so gay it's unreal, back in my day you'd be bullied for playing gayshit like this
>>738839490I wonder if she'd have it in her to rape Pocket for a baby had the marriage gone through. On one hand, she seems ruthless enough to do it to lock in the name and money. On the other, I could see her being too vain and self-centered to lose 9 months and her figure.
>>738839457Loner asshole with a heart of gold.
>>738839659The Lash
>>738837308Is that why I always get Abrams and da drifta out of 7 other heroes?
>>738839282I always win with graves because I splitpush and farm if there is no opportunity to split.Urn? Going straight to the opposite side.Then I get MVP whiles my team didnt know I was in the game.
>>738839704>>738839847Jacob Lash is an asshole
>>738839446Pretty sure there was some dialogie suggesting that despite doing it more for status, she did still kinda like him.
>>738839956Dont believe bebop's propaganda. The Lash is great.
>>738839962they really should add lane conversations between them
>>738839956Wait Lash isn the nickname?
It's impossible to attempt to do nofap and play this game...
>>738840673>that girly giggle she sometimes doesMuh dik
>>738839153You deserve it for posting slopbachi
>>738834571Calico design is so good. Just wish they added a hairline and some personality.
>>738833993>MINA>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~AH
>>738840673>zero running makeup blow job art
>>738839657Mina will do what ever she needs to do.
>>738841441What's going on in that pic??
>>738841613Mina Ha, rising up and taking what she deserves!
patrons OTP
>>738840008There's this:https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Games/Deadlock/DeadlockJan2026/Audio/vampirebat_ally_synth_pass_on_zipline_01.mp3https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Games/Deadlock/DeadlockJan2026/Audio/vampirebat_kill_synth_05.mp3https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Games/Deadlock/DeadlockJan2026/Audio/vampirebat_kill_synth_03.mp3
>>738842384bitch, why are mad at him? be mad at his father and cat assassin
Echo shard stone form build is too fun.
>>738842486You don't get it.Arin is a lil bitch. Its all his fault.https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Games/Deadlock/DeadlockJan2026/Audio/vampirebat_kill_synth_02.mp3
>>738834432I don't get the ship at this pointMina hates the Fairfaxes after she didn't get to marry into their money
>>738833993why is she crying?
>>738842708She's tsun tsun anon, you just have to read between the lines.
game feels shit these days. cunts have figured out how to min/max all the cheese faster than the devs can balance the game.
>>738842747It's low HP portrait combined with her killstrick portrait
>>738833993Buy an ad
chat how does this recent development on my Tomodachi island affect Deadlock's lore
>Play a gun character>Get shat on and constantly choked out of farm>Play a tank character>Get a fuckload anti-heal coming your way>Play a rat>People constantly rotate to your lane to babysit while your team does nothing against the creep wave pushing walker>Play a support>Get to play babysitter to lane and make sure your team aren't punished for their retarded mistakesI try everything to move away from Support, but my DOTA roots call out to me.
>>738843483nothing new
>>738843483Clear sign that we should nerf Shiv
>mina harker>bride of dracula>also bride of Johnathan Harker>NO SORRY WE ADDED THIS ASIAN BOY INTO THE GAME AND THEY WERE MARRIED UH YES I AM ASIAN AND YES I WROTE THIS IN AS MY SELF INSERT UMMM
>>738843535The Mother's Arch makes my Hidden King summon.
>>738843514I can't play anything besides M1 niggers like Haze or Venator
>>738843573so it's mercy x genji self insert all over again
>>738843591What's the best way to git gud at aiming? I want to get good at venator but I can't track for shit despite Heavy being my TF2 main.
>>738843573Who else you you pair her up with?Arin is the only man in her age-bracket.Unless..?
>>738843635Get a good build first would be a startTry experimenting with styles, because he has at least 3 of them>shotgun melee combo>noobtube spam>M1 nigger
>>738843675>Who else you you pair her up with?The internet was a mistake.
>>738843418i love mina
>>738843683Noobtube spam seems to be my best performing so far, any good tips for that build outside of the obvious recharging rush and charges?
>>738843483>"The Slendermaaaaaan... for generations you've been nothing more than a fairytale, told to children to make them behave... but the Mother knows you can be so much more... summon her, and you can finally reveal yourself to the world..."
>>738843726Its dmg scales with weapon dmg, so I would recommend glass canon and toxic bullets for better antiheal effect
>2k hours>I still suck sometimesIs this how MOBA work?
>>738843909That's how life works buddy.
>>738843635also try aiming grenades not directly at enemies, but try hitting them with ricochet, because grenades detonates 1 second after they hit surface with big splash dmg, so it would be much easier to hit them
>>738838172just troons doing their latest push99% of all "yuri fans" are "transbians" aka incels who trooned out due to feminist brainwashing
>>738843909>2k hours in Deadlockyou haven't even left the tutorial island.
>>738843909stuck on oracle
>>738843483>>738843535>>738843590Is her VA still Debra Wilson?
Luv me PaigeSimple as'
>>738844139Yep.I know she's a meme because of how many games she gets face scanned in but I think her voice is pretty good for the Arch.
bros...this game gave me an adult woman fetish
Dynamo being Pocket's godfather is such an odd detail but I am glad it exists.
>>738844280I mean>MINA HAAAAAAA is a god tier delivery
>>738844373>canonically has grandkids
>>738844280>>738844386Isn't she known to be a good VA? I mean all I've heard outside of people hating her for being a nigger is that the main problem is the face scanning meme, not her actual acting.
>>738844408yes, and?
>>738844435Yeah, she is good VAAlso Wolf from Beast squad in MGS4
SexwithCelesteand her brooklyn accent.>>738844435Spongebob me boy and her both do a great job to be honest. I do miss the old amber hand's voice actor tho, I hope her comes back as a Evil character or cultist, the dude got a voice for it.
>>738844480which she didn't hesitate to kill just so she could live another day or two
>no one's playing gun lash>meanwhile some retards believe gun seven is meta why? why would you not invest in one of the most powerful ultimates in game?
>>738844517the VN isn't canonalso Oathkeeper offered her 50 years or something for her grandson's life
>>738844510imagine grabbing that horn
>>738844580There's going be glitters all over me and my bed after I am done.
>>738844580>Celeste deepthroats you>her horn impales you
Ivy mains report in
>>738844501Good manager too, just wish games would stop the face scan meme since it never looks good and it just ends up fucking with the VA process.>>738844510Clancy Brown is cheating, even in absolute slop he sounds good.
>>738844640>Clancy Brown is cheatingBut god damn am I glad that he is in this game.
>>738833993deadshlock
>>738844580>>738844621>>738844628You think she neighs when she, you know?
>Haze is mother to that thinghuh?
>>738844580what I hate is how 80% of her smut is futa/yuri for fuck sake
>>738844945she didn't give birth to the bird demon, she just accidentally brought it into this world from the place where it's from
>>738844945Presumably, she dreamt him up by accident.
>>738844963Cowboy roleplay with Celeste
>>738845091>See child>Immediate response is to tell them not to trust glowies>See teenager>Immediate response is to tell them that he doesn't care about their ageIs Seven based?
>>738845058>>738845091Should have used dream protection
>>738845150I like how he knows a lot about cursed shit that even he wont touch>Abrams' book>Oathkeeper>lich hand>Wyoming
>>738845150yes, he is
>>738845281>WyomingFOR DA DJIIIIINN
>>738844231My favorite Deadlock heroAlan Wake
>>738844231Isn't she work as a stripper?
>>738838975ok pedo
>>738844631I love Silver, but I play Ivy
>>738844564THICC
>>738845426Only to pay her way through college.
>>738845091>everyone speculates Kelvin was Seven's lover who betrayed him>meanwhile there is a lot of sexual tension between him and Hazewhich one is it motherfuckers
>>738845563so uncle seven could become stepfather seven?
>>738845538
>>738845606>the dad who stepped up... to show what true power looks like
>>738845563No one is immune to his charm
>>738845608oh goddamnit I cannot even click properlymeant for >>738845503
>>738845538Cinnamon IS Paige and I refuse to believe otherwise
>sits inside your jungle and refuses to leavehow do you deal with this shit?
>>738845832take his tower, what's lil driffy gon do?
>>738845832>Steals your sinners 0.1 seconds after they spawn
>>738845721
>>738845868they do lots of things
>>738845858>teleports behind younow what?>>738845912whoa WHOA WHOA
>>738845912Paige's ginger WBBs..
>>738845912>no body freckles lame
>>738845974look closely on her ass cheeks
>>738838172IMO I think it's the perfect storm of two cultural forces essentially moving in on the same thing, relationship fantasy.>Troons doing their usual thing and pushing degeneracy as "normal" all in an attempt to get laid or feel less bad about not getting laid>Women between the ages of 15-35 tipping even more towards insanity and misandry by "proving" to men that they don't need them and that they can fuck each other instead of men, as seen with the "boyfriends are cringe" social push that has been happening for the last 2ish yearsAll in all, it's just a symptom of different cultures/social forces breaking apart and atomizing into smaller groups that latches onto anything they think they can use as a cultural effigy or symbol of sorts.Video games
>>738834432>HollidayYou're confusing holliday with vyper.
>>738845563>I used to hate the glowies>but now I glow in the dark too>>life's funny like that sometimes
>>738846097>3 times divorced>one night standsyeah, it fits
>all top players play Geist as gun hero>while using her abilities as support for gun and/or healshmm
>>738845563>everyone speculates Kelvin was Seven's lover who betrayed himThis is complete fucking cope.All we know is that:Seven had a lover whom he stopped giving a shit about;He hates Kelvin for no apparent reason;Archmother says>First you destiny was denied to you. Then your lover tried to steal it for themselves. But now with the Archmother's help, it can finally be yours.Which "people" assume to be referencing Kelvin (even though the way its written makes it seem like those are 2 separate events, we know what happened to Kelvin, he didn't steal shit from anyone);That's it.If Kelvin was actually that lover, we'd know from their interactions, I fucking loathe this "community", instead of theorizing about interesting stuff it's always "which male/female characters canonically takes it in the ass/eats pussy?".It's so tiring that evil zesty niggas are not allowed to be straight.I can't wait for "full" release so the russians can do their job and scare away these faggots.
Im typically a frontline gamer, i mostly play victor shiv abrams billy, but i really like celestes design and love her voice. how do i play her? what is her role exactly?
>>738845091
>>738846242yes? your damage amp also allows 100% berserker uptime, along with spellslinger making your reloads quick and dps higherbomb is your laning/farming toolgluck and suck allows you to stay in close range since that's where you want to beswap gives you a 2nd HP bar AND allows you to basically instakill someonegoing all in on bomb makes you ignore a large chunk of her kit for no fucking reasonyou can make a case for the suck build but even then it's actually a hybrid not full purple
>played with streamer in my team>managed to die 7 time on his line with Warden>blames everyone for it, even if no one ganked him on his line ever>make stupid mistakes like pushing alone T2 without call and blame team "You should be here with me, I shouldn't even make calls, it's obvious">in the end went 4 - 15thank god our Haze carried us
>>738846338>use your low gravity to jump into someone's face>apply the shield on yourself>spray confetti on them>hit them with the Ion cannon>keep hitting them until they are either dead or you have to noclip out>launch your ball into a teamfight
>>738846134>3 divorce Marriage is the opposite of slutty behaviour, that's like calling calico a whore cause she has a child>>one night standsElaborate
>>738846338>how do i play her? what is her role exactly?She has the best mobility in the game, so go in throw your abilities and then get out
>>738834175Not if you throw every game on purpose
>>738834638
Old deadlock was poorly optimized sovl. Nu deadlock is all egirls
>>738846840some sovl still remains
>>738846371
damn hag...seducing young men...
>>738834638As a Silverchad I don't need to seethe because I have Silver
Yoshi give me graves buffs or give me DEATH
>>738846983>kills u
>>738846983Graves was halfway decent for a few days and the entire DL community lost their shitI don't know why she generates so much seething
>>738846983>>738847021future Ixian queen
the king
I just got out of a viscous game where I had spellbreaker, witchmail, plated armour and juggernaut with transcendent cooldown and healing tempo.I couldn't fucking die, cubes for days.
>>738847021>I don't know why she generates so much seethingShe's an easy target because "le autoaim" doorman apollo and dynamo are more annoying and "bullshit" but they give off the feeling of requiring skill so retards can't complain about them as easily
>>738846948>hotels you every time you ult
>>738847362Oh yeah and Echo shard on Cube.
>>738847551Damn... kicked out of brunch again........
>>738845272Are people who write this okay?
>>738847112There has never been a mote bottom-coded character than Apollo
>>738847724No, that's what makes it so great
>shoots high school girl in the face with a shotgun >sorry :(why is pocket like this?
>>738847347I'm so sad that blingee is deadend of an era
>>738846840>kinetic carbine doing 9 billion damage and nearly insta killing you lane phase sovl
>>738847845Socio-economic factors
>>738847756More like fag coded lmao, if it wasn't for graves he'd be stuck in yaoi hell
I'd like to remind everyone that Pocket is the only character with a pronouns section on the wiki
>>738847724I am so lonely that I would take an abusive gf...
I'm new to deadlock and I'm theory crafting my ivy built. I wan to go heavy and the gun because of its absurd magazine size so I increase it. Next on my agenda after a smooth early game is go all in on Tesla and ricochet bullets. This is where my build struggles the most unfortunately since I will be spending the next 9000 souls or so with no good item power spike but once I get there it's easy sailing from there.After that I build the usual magic stuff for my veins and ult plus spell slinger and if the game feels a bit hard I buy the anti heal - max hp bullets.Ivy feels really good once that built is online. Thoughts?
>>738847947>rich kid with massive daddy issues is a pronoun weirdoHonestly it makes sense. Only complaint is it doesn't totally fit the paranormal alt-hist period piece thing Deadlock has going on. The year's what, 1949 at the absolute latest due to the South Pacific reference?
>>738847021she dominates shitters in lobbies where no one can aim in reality she has never been very good but has eaten more nerfs than just about any of the new characters
>>738845272Not even a silver fag but i can unfortunately relate>>738847724>Are people who write this okay?Generally it's a popular pasta, but in regards to your question no, i need help of any kind
>>738848062>Thoughts?buy titanic magazine for more bullets and toxic bullets for more damage and anti heal, leech for lifesteal. also max the tether first
Any Abrams x Lash bara?
>>738848062consider opening rounds, activate reload and Intensifying Magazine
>>738848268LETS SEE WHAT THIS DICK CAN DO
What did Seven mean by this?
>>738848212>LeechI think Vamp is better on Ivy if you are going full gunmode
>>738848062your build sucks because you're new and don't understand itemsjust follow Highdocker's build for now
>hee hee
>>738848381Boring, let the noob fight noobs and build random shit. It is entertaining and the best way to "learn" the game is to get your teeth kicked in.
>>738848292I'M CUMMING BABY
>>738848430sounds like a great way to make someone drop the game forever
People are too stupid in this game to know how distractions work
>>738848459I'm only saying this because it was my fondest memories of DOTA trying to make random ass builds work before I grasped the core mechanics.
>>738848275>Intensifying MagazineI'm pretty sure it would be bad on ivy since she can empty her mag before the 2.5 seconds>>738848359let him build and try shit out, it's more fun then following some fag's build
>>738848475>Solo push to a guardian>3 enemies show up>While team takes walkerIt is amazing how badly people want to make solo pick offs and ignore objectives.Also, how far people willing to go to defend fucking guardians.
>>738848129>she has never been very goodShe was in fact very good in the prior patch before her weapon passive got (rightfully) dumpstered)
>>738848517Sometimes the whole team just goes there without thinking about what everyone else is doing. Barely paying attention to map to see other people already going.
>>738848517>be abrams>walk up to walker>4 enemies show up and take a minute to kill me>teammates dick around in jungle and dont push other lanesit happens too often
>>738844435She's fine, but yeah there's this weird insistence in the industry to use shitty face scanning that makes her look ugly as hell.
>like seven kit>suck at playing sevendon't care can't stop won't stop playing seven
>>738848609>ask them why they didn't push>"bro, you know the point of this game? don't speak with me ever again"or>urn is more important then walker or even shrine
>>738848609Playing Abrams or any other tank/frontliner, even more so than support, is so painful in this game
>>738848748>suck at playing Sevenhowhe is literally the easiest hero in the entire game
Currently stuck on Ritualist 5/6. How do I convince my teammates to shove lanes and not just form a murder ball and go for kills in the jungle? Every time I hit Ritualist 6 I get put in match with players like this. Is this an intentional test that Valve has devised for players like me?
>>738848891you need to carry
>>738848891if your team refuses to play macro you cannot force themdo it yourselfembrace playing the lane janny
>>738848891You need to support harder and enable their bad habits by making sure they win their foolish brools
>game starts>PAUSE>"tee hee pls gib swap we play together">egirl Graves and her fuckboy duo>both proceed to feed constantly and lose the gameThis seriously happens way too often in this game. I wish there was some autoreject swaps option.
>>738848924>you can only rank up by playing carryBroken game if so>>738848938>lane jannyBest hero for this?
>>738849028>lane jannyBest hero for this?Graves Ivy Infernus Pocket Seven
>>738848946i wish there were NO PREMADES option
>>738848946nothing is forcing you to swap>>738849028Seven, Dash Infernusif you are in the real shitter league spamming tombstone on cooldown as Graves is also legit
>>738849069will never happen because that's how the pro player 6-stacks get 1 hour queues (it happened in dota and they cried so it won't happen here)
>>738849028>Best hero for this?Paige. You throw the dragons, you buy refresher and cd reduction and you bail your shitters out constantly with horses and area denial. I've won many a game just sitting in the back and countering their engage.
>>738848856you underestimate how bad i am at video games
>>738846834I lol'd
vgh...
>I know how to deal with the rich assholesIs she into rimming?
>>738843909Yeah. It's poison.
>>738848891You pick a sidelane and keep it clean while chewing through jungle camps. Then join your monkey teammates once you farmed sufficiently. After you reach archon you *might* get non retarded players t. had to climb from fucking initiate now fresh in ascendant
>>738848946>Break lock>Pause lock >Swap lock >Halt lock >Switch lock >Friend lock (ivy/rem dou land)
>>738849810i just blocked valve's chink region then my games instantly got better. sometimes, it's the simplest things.
>>738849954With the cs2 server blocker? It doesnt do anything, I still get matches in Helsinki & StockholmThat means russia if you didnt know
What are some heroes that make you irrationally angry?For me its Pocket. I always lose my cool when he ends up on the enemy team
>>738850004there's a deadlock version
>>738850030yep and it doesnt work, you will play with mentally ill third worlders and have fun
>>738848856>he is literally the easiest hero in the entire gameDynamo os the easiest hero, seven has to aim to get value out of his 3, his balls are easy but you can get more out of them by being strategic with their placement>>738850026Pocket and dyanmo in brawl
>>738850132I'M COSMOS
>>738839956>t. fell for the kayfabe
>>738849742she LOVES to clean sweaty gross assholes with her tongue
>>738850189I HATE BIG BLACK HOLES
>>738833993
>graves thinks yamato is so cool and constantly fangirls over herWhen are we getting ship art of the two?
i only brooooolshould i play the actual game?
>>738847021Gee maybe its because she was completely miserable to play against and (at least in my experience) she was in every single fucking game. Now combine an overtuned character who seems to play herself with being in every game, and I think you can start to see why people want her nerfed.
>>738833993>>738836224>>738840673>>738841441>>738845912Holy made for BWC!
>>738850116works on my machine. you might be playing with russians that blocked their own country. the amount of chinks in my games lessened from 5 out of 5 to 2 out of 5 games.
>>738834571calico is so fucking ugly
>>738850026Apollo can go suck a bag of dicks. He's such a fag, and his retarded ultimate doing 500 damage as soon as he gets it, and being able to hit people behind cover is absolutely retarded.
>>738850026McNiggis. It's like they made the most annoying possible moveset for someone to just park their ass in one lane and push or run away.
>>738850756Yeah fuck Apollo, his riposte is the most retarded part of his kit>Maxxed out, 2 second stun>Can be used to escape out of anything since it send you flying to narnia>Triggers off almost every single thing in the game, including gun fire
>>738833993Is getting a blowjob from her safe?
>>738843635>What's the best way to git gud at aiming?Practice.Don't listen to any crabs who'll tell you it's a meme and get Aimlabs or Kovaaks. You get a lot more aimtime if you train in isolation as opposed to just playing the game where you actually spend 90% of your time running around or clicking stationary creeps. My aim and tracking in particular were utterly dogshit but I stuck through it for about 3 weeks, an hour a day, and it's a dramatic improvement. Gun damage almost doubled.Get an easy Voltaic playlist (premier circlejerk for aimtists) and just stick with it for a while until you're fed up with clicking on blue balls. It works.
where the FUCK is the new update? where are the hero remodels? I can't believe this game won't reach 1.0 until late 2027
>>738845272What a cuck mentality
>>738851174>cuckincorrectshe is beating and consoling me and only me
>>738850980Not in the slightestEven if she doesn't draw blood (unlikely), she's an absolute gold diggerGet yourself a nice gargoyle or werewolf woman instead
>>738850980Depends on how attached you are to your dick, and bank account.
>>738850980as with many things in life, the answer is "it depends"you are stuffing a blood engorged organ into a mouth of a bloodsucker, after all
>>738850980A blow job from a vampire is the highes gesture of trust
>>738850026Apollo because he's a braindead binary nigger. Gets a free lane win where you can do literally nothing but fuck off and punch boxes with how overtuned he is early on and then he promptly fades into uselessnes. I also always imagine whoever's playing him thinks he's God's gift to gaming, landing all those highly skillful moves with a hitbox the size of a barn door and his tight parry that procs off you existing nearby.Graves also makes my blood boil because no other hero makes me play Simon Says this hard. Graves says melee the skulls, Graves says double jump over the hands, Graves says stay put and kill the zombies, Graves says double punch the tombstone. I feel like I'm forced to go through a flowchart everytime she's against me. I do not want to punch the fucking skulls ever again.Geist is also annoying as fuck because you can be 100% sure some faggot will go in for a hug when she's about to die.
>>738851372>Apollothis so muchI keep forgetting that he can 1HKO you from full health on level 1 if he just runs into your face
trannies from discord general fuck off and actually play the game lol
>is a rotting corpse>literally every single female hero (including Ivy) wants to jump on his boneshow do I become Victor IRL?
she's 18 you sick fucks
>>738851714bunsuit for every hero when
>>738850474The exact opposite, wouldn’t you agree?
>>738851839they all got BWCs?*gulp*
>>738851695Be tall, dark, mysterious, and handsome
>>738851896>handsomeah that's the missing component
>>738845479>>738844631you sick gargoyle fuckershttps://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/2289/fcbfd33d0802cdae23c21d616bb46361.jpeg
>>738851937always is, always is
>>738851957Too much meat on her bones... or stone, as the case may be
ouh...UOOOOOOOHHHHH
>>738851695work out and grow your hair until you look like the frontman of Type O Negative
>>738833993Deadlock?Moar liek "Dead on Arrival"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA gottem
>>738839446So basically Erika Kirk
>>738852369Dude, I will never look like Steele>>738852386the game is invite-only and has 100k constantly playing with zero marketingseethe harder tf2roon
I don't have friends so I'm waiting for the game to be released
>>738845426>>738845538>>738845721No, that's her brother she is looking for.I mean you just know Vyper is into freaky shit.
>>738852675what does that have to do with anything? you will magically get friends once it does?
Ixian BBW Cadence WHEN?
>>738852675so when the game releases friends will appear out of thin air to play with you?
>>738852308The mechanic lady is a beefcake?Downloading the game NOW.
>>738851714Too old
>>738852882>BBWnah, she's going to be the same species as Abramstrvst the plan
>>738852862>>738852895no, my point is that I won't be able to play the betasolo queue for life
>>738844963Valve making her flirt with other female characters in game doesn't help.
>>738852995I have been playing solo for 2 years, you're not making sense
everyone is gooning to mina but you just know yamato finna mog her when she finally gets her reworked model
>>738852995for one the game is in alpha not beta and there's still no correlation. my friends dont play the game either and I play just fine dumbass
>>738853092they're probably going to make her ugly as revenge for the guys who leaked her remodel. it was leaked years ago, but they haven't released it
>>738853193I think having a qt human form and a scary youkai ult for is acceptable
>>738853284>that hairGOD
>>738853284fluffy wife
>>738845426>>738845538>>738845721>>738845912
>>738852502>tf2roonI find you associating me with that boomercrap really offensive.People have been murdered for lesser transgressions, just saying.
>>738853724kek
>>738846097Holliday is legally the biggest slut in the game
>>738853873is she really easy if she at least marries the people and doesnt just sleep around like vyper? her husbands just end up getting killed or something
>>738850278>Vampire>Having a reflectionCrap image
>>738852882SOON BROhttps://files.catbox.moe/zw9n40.mp4
>>738853193Why did she stop reading books?
>>738854268she already had a wi-fi box
>>738852976Needs a fat plush gut
>>738853193Eh, even if that does happen, I can just stick to the modded model and enjoy less competition to play her
>>738853193This model is terrible and also looks way more korean than japanese. I hope they don't go with this.
>>738853563Look guys, Ivy finally found a job
>>738854158I actually vibe very hard with the classical singing lady ina viking helmWe can have the ixian mommy Cadence, but I also want this model to be used for a characterBut I also want the current british bobby Warden model to be reused for something as well
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>738854831that model was proto-dynamo with a blonde wig
nobody in this thread even plays mina
I need an Ixian highschool girl like Apollo shouldve been female maybe they do some other sport for a moveset even thou its hard to beat fencing
>>738854924yeah I know, I just think the whole concept looks funYou know, the whole "it's not over until the fat lady sings" schtick
>>738854864Prepare for foreseen considerations
>>738854924>>738855141and voice by Ellen McLain
>>738852825Billy is a stripper?
>>738834321retarded opinion lmaocompetition is fun and you are weak
What is the doorman lore? Why is he a hotel guy to begin with?
>>738855661demon who got bored of human sacrifices so he goes undercover and fucks with them
>>738855661Old god larping as a lobby boy because he got bored with torturing people
>>738853873Take your pills schizo>>738854006>sleep around like vyperNo silver sleeps around, celeste sucks off annoyed customers so they don't get sued, vyper rapes girls and boys who go to jail for tax fraud.
>>738855956Silver is pure.
I heard there's some debate rn about CC creep vs mobility creep?
>Mina and GT somehow lose against graves and kelvin alongside giving walker 12 minutes in>Infernus builds pure dash when the enemy has Kelvin and Celeste, not a single gun firerate item or ricochet>Keeps spamming his kda and insisting his build is fineI hate phantom so fucking much manWhen are they fixing the billy bugs, I missed like two celeste kills due to the bashdown not bringing her down like it should. Fucking bullshit.
>>738856312Billy has like five different bugs that all make him worse on top of melee inherently being unfairly risky due to parries, it's fucking bullshit.
>>738855740>>738855790Ohh, that's kinda funny
>>738855012Couldve gotten an Ixian western Ojou-sama princess
>>738851695One of the body parts is from a supernaturally handsome corpse. As in even if you see a glimpse of his delts you'll be attracted to him in some way.
>>738856451Don't forget he has a gaillion counter match upsEnemy has pocket? Your game is unplayableEnemy has doorman? He will solo ult you everytime you try to make some big teamplay with your ultKelvin? You cannot functionCeleste is uncatchable and effectively a server adminApollo will run laps around you and riposte the moment he senses dangerWarden rapes youGun bebop will hook you from a mile away and stat check youIt feels like you have to play out of your goddamn mind sometimes.
>>738855740>>738855790Doormans lore is true to his gameplay>doorman's team is the one that sees him place helpful doorways to move team around or rescue people out of impossible situations>enemy team sees doorman as the most evil annoying kidnapping bullshit character in existence>doorman players see themselves as playing an entirely different game, able to manipulate their team and enemy team positions like pawns on chess board
When will they add Hoodwink to this game
>>738854990Her kit is boring
>>738854990I play Mina. I like her.
it's really impressive how much more influence a bad player has than a good oneif your weaker teammates can just play safe they are 10x more useful than the retardsbut you can sure feel the pain when a retard is adding nothing to every fight but their own death
>>738857445Next hero batch
>>738853193never confirmed to be real just so you know
>silver has the most fun kit for a bruiser>paradox has the most fun kit for picking and bullying >kind of enjoying victor hybrid now after getting used to itwho should be my 4th?billy has kinda fits me but feel like getting away with too much
>>738857445How would she even work what with half of her skills being reliant on trees which do not exist in Deadlock
>>738856024Silver is a fatherless loser, she fucks around, obviously not on the level of celeste or vyper but still
>>738857985Walls
>>738858145So she's going to throw a bola.... that wraps around walls?Anon you silly billy
>>738858058But I could fix her
>>738858265Sounds kind of familiar..
>>738858145Venator already got the "stuns you if there's a wall behind you" gimmick tho
>>738857983dynamo
street brawl is the only mode worth playingbeing held hostage in a 20-50 minute game where the outcome is already known is awful
>>738834571>>738840908>>738850609As one of the "black women of valve unoriginality" I literally give them the pass on this oneShe's woke and cringe but I give her permission. It is allowed.
>>738851957>Ivy with fat Latina bodI'm listening.
Holy fuck I love battleborn
>>738858838>>738834571offmodel. her model sucks ass
Vyper's reworked model when?
>>738850349When her redesign drops.
>>738858803I will ignore the main mode until they fix the matchmakingGoing on a loss streak and as the worst player on my team to boot should NOT get my rank a whole division HIGHER than I started. It just makes no sense.
>>738836654i could be broken by her
>>738859004it was scrapped
>>738840673>taut bra strapmy dick
I like Deadlock and think the character designs are fun and the game is fun but the glazing has got to stopPeople are acting like it's going to be "the next big thing because it ain't even out yet!" as though everyone who would be interested in the game hasn't already gotten an invite and played the fuck out of it yetnobody who is going to come in when the game goes free to play (with microtransactions and a battlepass of course) is going to stick around especially with 5k+ hour chuds and smurfs ruining every lobbyFACT
>>738859004soon™
>>738859108seethe more tf2ranny
why are yall so creepy and horny?
Yamato's redesign should be a school girls with huge breasts.
>>738844631not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed
>>738859168It pisses me off when people glaze the fuck out of Graves/Silver the new batch of characters is so much worse then the previous 6 batchThey're legit one note tumblr OCs trying too hard to be appealing to anime fans, like they're trying to get fanart and yurisloppersit's annoyingAt least Rem is fun
>>738859108>as though everyone who would be interested in the game hasn't already gotten an invite and played the fuck out of it yetYou should see how many people don't collect those free Epic Game Store games
>>738859260have to compete with marvel rivals somehow so might as well go for the nonbinary transbase
>>738857926By beloved nut kurwa.
>>738854924how did sweet baby inc get ANY contracts, jesus christ
>>738839657Having a baby doesn't ruin your figure. Being a fat fuck who stops exercising and eats mcdonalda afterwards is what does.
>>738859260I think all the designs suck ass and Dota 2 was hard carried by ripping off wc3. There's not even any skeletons wtf
Jewishly designed censoredslop for feminist liberal subhumans with an assembly line fetish
>>738859627Imagine waking up next to Paige
>>738859829then I wouldn't have to play deadlock
>>738859829imagine waking up inside Paige
>>738859829It would suck because you wouldnt be able to see or grope her ass or pussy. There would just be a black void where they should be. Doesnt sound fun to me. Maybe if they actually gave her a complete body then would play the game, but im gonna waste time on it while its censored.
>>738860059>I wonder why I can't hold a relationship
>>738860107You are attempting to deflect the issue to being about me. This wont work. The issue has nothing to do with me or any part of my personal life. This has to do with valve ruining thier charactet designs with censorship. I could have 10 wives or be completely single and alone, in both scenarios, censorship is equally wrong and unjustifyable.
>>738860325holy fuck just watch porn already. you're not welcome here, coomer.
>>738860325>thier charactet
hallo, foxposter-kun
>>738860059Paige is lewd on an intellectual level, you wouldn't get it.
>>738860563trans ahri
>>738860442>watch pornNo. This has nothing to do with "porn". This has nothing to do with my personal life. This has to do with censorship and designs being ruined and destroyed by it. I dont know why you pro censorship creatures always repeat this weird "watch porn" line, this has nothing to do with "porn". Why do you hallucinate that "porn" is somehow relevant to this discussion? Thats very weird of you and I dont understand that behavior pattern. Censorship is bad, always, when I see the fingerprints of feminism in my games, thats unjustifyable, no matter what. Also, I dont know what a "coomer" is. Care to explain? Is that a slur that pro censorship people use to justify censoring? Censorhsip is bad. If I cant see paiges panties in game then the game is worthless. Why do you worship censorship?
>>738860518You focus on typos because you have no argument. Everyone makes typos. Its fine. Whats not fine is the way feminist censorship is ruining and destroying art. >>738860637Shes censored, shes not lewd, shes censored. She is ruined by censorship and she must be repaired.
>>738860442you don't speak for everyone faggot
>>738859260rem is such a great designed character he's my little cutie I love him he's literally built for hugging
>>738861126Have you ever wondered why rem doesnt have any akward black voids randomly covering any part of its body? Same with all the male characters and mechanical characters, no black voids, theu just allow the designs to exist, but when its a cute girl like paige or mina, for some reason theres an ugly, tacky, terrible looking black void akwardly coving them up for no reason. Why? It seems very random and arbitrary, I'll never understand censorship, one must be incredibly evil to think the ugly, character ruining black voids are ok.
>738861626cringe
>>738861626Rem's fluffy crotch and belly are always on display and that's sick I respect valve for rolling with that type shit
>>738861682So you admit you have no argument? You just have "cringe". Care to explain why me simply stating facts is "cringe"? Why?
>>738861756Ok but why is that allowed but paige and mina have tacky black voids? Try to think about this critically, why is one randomly ok but not the other? Why do they allow some designs to exist but arbitrarily ruin others with censorship?
>>738860792Stop feeding this guy. He's been running this same shtick for months.He's got enough yous now lets all just move along
>>738862416Why do you worship censorship? Why dont you think about it critically or ask questions about it? Why do you accept art being ruined and destroyed in front of you?
>>738844564No it was like 200 years of complete obedience of OathkeeperBasically putting her powers on steroids and probably letting her keep more of the energy for her own use.
>>738862778I dont see any tacky black voids on geist here. Why do only some characters get random censor voids put on them? Think about this critically.
>>738847112>>738847756This webm except Graves is the boy and Apollo is the girl
>>738852308What I love about the VN is how it really writes home Geist's fashionable aspect. We see her in quite a few outfits and they're all really chic.
>>738833993more like Mina HAG
>>738859013>thing that doesnt matter in the slightestrank fags are the biggest fucking losers
>>738862994genuinely how i interact with women
>>738861904Because women are bad
>>738859108What's crazy to me is how many videos there are animating the character interactionsOverwatch and Marvel Rivals all have pregame character interactions but you never see anyone give them any attention.Did Valve cook or do OW and MR's just have shit writing?
P-please, could y-you repeat your order again?
>>738863549I think the biggest thing is since Valve is privately traded, they don't feel the need to consult many if any outside contractors for what they *think* they need to appease shareholders. They just let writers and designers do their thing and if they think it looks good to them, they roll with it.
Here comes M1 nigger Drifter
>>738863672gargoyle cunny
>>738863942I mean if it works it works
>>738863968I don't see that in our menu. I'll ask chef about it.
>>738863672tailjob while you whisper sultry erotic acts in mexican
>>738863672>fucking ESL monster. Get me a human waiter.
I miss old menu and song
>>738834571>>738850609>>738858838Unironically how can they salvage Calico?
>>738863351it's not about the funny number going upit's about the quality of the gamethe game thinks I belong in emissary when I was barely doing ok in alchemistI'm getting yelled at because I spend a couple seconds at the shop reading itemsI'm getting towerdove on level 2 because apparently you can parry the tower and that stuns it, and I didn't knowI am talking about being put to lane against people with like 400-500 hours in the game who know every nook and cranny of the map, every juke spot, every angle to drop on me when I'm just trying to figure out where to goif beating up noobs who have no clue how the game works is fun for you then sure, I guess I'm the loser in this situation
>>738859108>Perfect character design >borderline half the roster has unfinished models that look like shit Besides that I dont think its gonna change anything either, has no casual appeal and I dont consider it a hero shooter its just a MOBA dont know why people lie telling others it is so they go in expecting Overwatch/TF2 derivative
>>738859108>glazing has got to stopIts a zoomer thing, they dickride any piece of media they like. So its not going to stop anytime soon.
>>738864521and we're not even at the point of ugly cosmetics. imagine the characters then lmao
>>738859108>People are acting like it's going to be "the next big thing because it ain't even out yet!"This is objectively trueYou are retarded if you don't think it will reach dota 2 levels of success on release.
>>738863516So you admit that the ones who support censorship via skirt voids are the true misogynistic ones in the industry?
>>738864975Trans "women" are the biggest haters of women yes
>>738864963I think you're delusional if you think that.It's fucking unwatchable as a spectator sport, and impossible to understand if don't play the game.
>>738865107All those apply to Dota and League, both are giga popularYou are delusional if you think this won't hit big when its already got numbers in a shit, closed alpha state where big updates only come in 6+ month intervals.
>>738865107>It's fucking unwatchable as a spectator sportand Dota 2 is?get the fuck out of here "muh esports"cringe
>>738834346i love these silly pictures I LOVE THEM
I like ivy because she always does the pog face
>>738866531
>>738865709
>>738866549I lover her so much
>>738839257That lore is old as fuck and is a holdover from when he was a robot in neon prime
>>738867421these edits are truly timeless
why the hell does this shit work? they're not even compatible in game
MY TURN
when are they adding expressions to the models? they need it
How are people pulling ahead of souls even if they're losing lane and dying a bunch? I've noticed this a few times now. Is it really just box runs while someone else gets solo farm? I need to get better at my routes.t. 350 hour Phantom II
>>738864486complete rework is the only option and it wouldn't change much, calico is a mess looks and lore wise
>>738868918I dunno, somehow I'm always 10k ahead of everyoneI play Haze
>>738868829Lebos care not for compatibility
>>738868918early game kills are whatever, unless you are literally chain feedingboxes and jungle are ok, but the most lucrative shit is solo kills, solo lane farm, solo towers and solo walkerswhich is really funny when you think about how often sidelanes are neglected and nobody is covering them, even though it's free real estateurn is also important obviously, but you need teamwork for that
>>738844945>>738845091>haze is a lonely autist>hates her job but thinks its the right thing>likely accidentally summoned rem out of a deep rooted desire be a mother>is willing to cover up rem from the OSICBitch unironically need to be dicked down and married.
>>738833993I didn't play since 2024They added so many characters and items judging by streams
>>738868829Yuri is hot, it's not more complicated than that
>>738859108part of me thinks all of these videos are popping up because it's an instant 5k views+ cheat code to just say "deadlock good, other game bad"that being said I do like deadlock and it's design but the glazing is insane
>>738868829It has more appeal to it than the tranny Celeste and Silver shit
>>738865107>It's fucking unwatchable as a spectator sportExplain Deadlock Nightshift getting tens of thousands of viewers every week then
>>738869516>hates her jobActually she loves it, she doesn't like being claimed as executioner tho
>>738869738It's probably because Mina x Paige is just "lol two hot girls kissing" without a million self insert references to lesbians and trannies like every other piece of Silver x Celeste art
>>738869839No, she literally fucking hates doing it. She hate working it. She wants to. She thinks its the right thing. She may not always agree with the methods but she thinks its for the greater good. She knows its the right job on a rational level but hates it on an emotional level.
>>738868829>whyIdk, I'm more of a silverxholliday fag and they have dialogue together and some chemistry.
>>738870085This is good too. I just don't like the Reddit tranny art.
>Celeste: Cute bow>Haze: T-thanksLove that interaction
>>738869516>>738869839>>738870069(did you have a stroke? Are you ok?)>"You like being a Sandman?" - "I'm good at my job." - "That's not what I asked.">"Smile, Haze. You're gonna like killing people with me." - "Being good at something and liking something are two different things."It seems like she doesn’t necessarily enjoy her job(killing people) but is doing it because she's a patriot
>>738869881The book nerd x stacy is just a simple but effective dynamic
>>738870085hard this
>>738870382Yes. Thats what I said. She hates working her job but thinks its the right thing to do.
all are made for Silver's knot
sexo with graves and apollo the underage highschoolers!!!
>miku always gets Kelvin's name wrongI love that running joke
>>738867543>holdoverThe patrons still call Pocket/Arin "they"
>>738870715Grave's pegs Apollo on daily basis
>>738870715die pedo scum
how come becoming IMMORTAL is the "Plan B" of just getting rich?
>Drifter>Mina>are """"vampires"""">can stay out in the sun????????
>>738870775Not that anon but Pocket is 3 entities: Arin, Coat spirit, Suitcase spirit. That's why most of the cast use they or just Pocket to call him.
>>738869839>AI slop
>>738870904the sun in the ritual is obviously an illusion
>>738833993I love Deadlock!>>738834212I eagerly await open beta or full release.https://youtu.be/2ALcIWPy-rs
>>738870909nice cope buthttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/voicelines?voiceline=vampirebat_ally_synth_pass_on_zipline_01.mp3
>>738870909That would be fine if they just called POCKET they/them, but there are voicelines of people calling ARIN they/them
>>738871002>>738871115Oh, so they decided to go that path. My mistake then.
>>738871002mina is canonically retarded, what is your point?
>>738834857consider the following:>Deadlock daily peak: 100k>Marathon daily peak: 10kand Deadlock hasn't even released yet.
>>738870828>sexy 17 year olds>pedo????
DESPEGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!KILL YOURSELF NIGGER
>>738870904Did you not notice that the entire city is in shadow despite it being daytime?
>>738870721lmao
>>738871396proofs????
>>738860563
>>738871002Arent there new lines that explicitly to Pocket as "him"?
>>738870721>I'm looking forward to working with you Kevin.>Kelvin.>That's what I said.|>I'm pretty sure you said Kevin.>Psh, no.>Yes.>I think I know what I said.>I think you do too.
>>738871598Have you not played the game?
>>738871635lewd hand placement
>>738871664celeste has one
other than Lash who are the most mobile characters?
>>738872274celeste
>>738872274Apollo has 4 movment abilities, genuinely, if that red faggot ripostes and then ults he can go from your guardian to his walker, not to mention the vertical jump that gives him 2 stamina back and rests his jump limit.You can also go with holiday tho she has 2 stamina and the jumpads, but the jumpads are really good so,
