DO NOT DROP YOUR STEAM CONTROLLER OR ELSE IT WILL WILHELM SCREAM AT YOU. STOP THE ABUSE. https://www.gamingonlinux.com/2026/05/if-you-drop-or-throw-your-new-steam-controller-it-will-scream-at-you/
huh, neat
Unironically a deal breaker. I'm just not going to buy a reddit meme screaming reddit controller.
>>738834512>Wilhelm>redditTrying too hard to fit in, underage.
>>738834534Yes, yes (you) are.
>>738834359thats fun.
>>738834534>haha the controller screamed just like in muh hecking movies so wholesome!!!! XDDgo back
>>738834359Fucking kekI got their first steam controller when it was going for $5, does it still have customizable sound effects? I set mine to the portal and tf2 sounds
>>738834359Sovl, anyone who says otherwise is a retarded nigger
>>738834596>>738834648Silence samefag underage.
the ergonomics look really stiff and uncomfortable
>>738834512>>738834596>>738834648It's a Jewish meme predating reddit by 80 years you retards.
>>738834359Cringe, anyone who says otherwise is gaben's personal retarded cocksucker
>>738834773see>>738834737
>>738834534>>738834635>>738834684Nice samefagging
>>738834864>>738834737
I only use serious and refined controllers for serious and refined gamers such as myself.
>>738834864?
>>738834864Get fucked in the ass, nigger schizo
>>738834989>>738834971id post the third one but you handsome gentlemen (that definitely aren't me) have made my point.
>>738834359kek I just tried it
>>738834359holy fucking reddit
>>738835039>>738834989I personally don't understand accusing everything of being reddit when there better examples of redditory that are clearer and somewhere else. When it's a funny little easter egg of a classic sound effect going back to the 50s. Certainly leaves the door open for custom sound effects I hope.
>>738834359It will apparantly also hentai moan at you if you rub the touchpads in a circular motion 3 times idk if this is real
>>738834971>>738834989>>738835039least obvious samefag.
>>738835216>he's having a schizo meltdownyou lost underage. go back.
>>738835181It gets them (You)s
>>738835187https://x.com/DustinCanFly/status/2054685132330553475
>>738835269>i'm not having a melty, you are!
>>738834359>You can’t remove itTell us how it’s not a Proprietary software and you can customize anything you want.
>>738834512>>738834534/v/tards always find a way to spin their principles when it comes to the fat one. This controller is reddit tier and gay for not committing to their design. Their first controller was better because they actually committed to it.
cute
>>738834512>>738834648>>738835103>>738835619rent free
>>738834359Actually kinda funny
>>738834668It doesn't currently, but it probably willhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0RHXColYXUMore complexity too.
>>738834770So are fedoras.
>'ick my controller>it screams
I tried it with my controller and it did the scream but I wasn't thinking and I did it on my tile floor and now my grout is cracked and there's a big fucking chip missing on the controller.
>>738836843Thats funny as fuck.
>>738834864Whole thread is me btw
>>738834512>What is this? An easter egg? How dare. I am way too nofun post-ironic (but not in the reddit way) for something like this!lolOkay, see ya.
>>738834512>zoomoids are so iron poisoned they cannot enjoy even eastereggs I'm so glad you will never own property. Miserable cunt.
Valve is the last company left willing to inject SOUL into its products
>>738836843wtf how did the owner get the cats to do this???
>>738834512spbpalso >gamingontroonix.com
>>738834359>news of this spreads>retards like >>738836843 break their controller and need to buy a new onethey know exactly what they are doing
>>738834359Thats the funniest thing Valve did in a long while.
>>738836843Pics or it didn't happen
>>738839001It's like when they coated Switch cartridges with whatever disgusting-tasting chemical to avoid people ingesting them (was that a known problem with DS cartridges or SD cards?). And then people started licking Switch carts out of curiosity.
>No update from GLS from monday>No email from any of the local companies eitherIt's over. Maybe next week I guess.
Ok now that’s epic
>>738834359Imagine dropping this $100 piece of shit and it does the meme scream as it shatters into a dozen pieces, I get the fucking giggles thinking about it
>>738837384>Valve is the last company left willing to inject SOUL into its productsIf you mean reddit tier humor then sure. Its pretty gay otherwise
>>738834512Because the reddit meme drm was ok.
>>738839250I had complete radio silence from them since Sunday, and today I got an email saying its out for delivery.
>Still no xinput firmware
>>738834359I'm more of a 'YOW HEEEHEHEHEHE' man myself.
I wonder if the actor is getting any royalties from his iconic performance that transcends film
>>738841761he's dead
Does anyone know if this uses self-tapping screws like the 'eck or not? I want to open mine for fun but not if it would damage it.
>>738834359What a worthless clown controller...
>>738841557>wanting xirinput
>>738834359Does it moan when you use the trackpads?
Big deal my son screams when I drop him too.He's 37.
>>738842252only when using your 'ick
>>738834359This is the most reddit thing I've ever heard
>>738842738>'What?
>>738834359That's the kind of thing people like Elon Musk think is hilarious.
