Does anyone ever smile in this game? Why is everyone so serious and pissed off when it's supposed to be a delightful slice of millennial life?
>>738835828Cuz they're just so cool. dorks like you would never get it
Why doesn't everyone post anything positive on this board? Why is everyone so serious and pissed off when it's supposed to be a delightful celebration of culture?
>>738835991I'm positive and sincere when there's a good thread up. But if it's all garbage then why bother.
>>738836204>I'm positive and sincere when there's a good society up. But if it's all late-stage capitalism then why bother.
>>738835828>why aren't people in the game happy?Because the game was made by unhappy people. Hence the melodrama and the awful Arcane-esque "pretty things offend me" artstyle.
>>738835828Cause it's edgy to fluoride stare all the time be into alt-rock, but not too edgy where you're flippantly calling something gay or retarded.
It's the 90s the era where grunge was popular with teens listening to music about dying of drug overdoses and getting raped.
>>738835828>Checked soundtrack >Is all trashNot even surprised...
>>738835828Oy Vey. Play our woke slop stupid goyim.
>>738835828Wait, what did Cassandra's parents even want her to go to college for?
>>738835991>"delightful celebration of culture"liking faggots and women is celebration of culture?
>>738835828I don't know but I was smiling throughout the entire game
>>738837014yes newfag
You're just full of sour grapes because you can't run it
>>738837138>12Gb space required>As large as Dead Space 2 plus an additional 20%>shorter length and no gameplayWhy would I waste space on my drive for this again?
>>738837138This can't be realThis game looks like ass
>>738835828it's the smug vacant stare of BPD + SSRI
>>738835828Because the game was made by zoomers who have been gulping antidepressants 24/7 since they were 4 and don't know what happiness is
>>738841447thank god we have positive attitudes like you around
>>738837138Please understand, optimization is hard
because smiling is cringe, unless it's to an ironic quip or observation about the world
>>738835828Misery is part of the millennial experience
>>738836254kys commie
>>738841596That's bullshit and you...well, you wouldn't know it, because you probably weren't born yet (much like the devs of this game).
>all those videos of the game playing itself while people watch
>>738835828I wanna kiss him >///<
>>738842420honestly surprised you were the first one to catch on that she's transmasc but doesn't know it yet. Always good to see someone with media literacy.
>>738837112this exact screencap is the reason all april fools events have been dogshit sincenobody wants to make an event with an actually interesting gimmick because it devolves into faggots erping otherwise
>>738841512Uh-oh, zoomie mad
Not a videogame
>>738835828I can’t relate to this game because I’m not a billionaire’s daughter from California.
>>738842827>because it devolves into faggots erping otherwisewhich is bad, because?
>>738835828They were all instilled with their creators' meta awareness of how much their lives went downhill after this phase of life and are in preemptive crisis. She breaks the fourth wall multiple times and exchanged looks with the depressed skinnyfat burnouts desperately wishing they could go back.
>>738835828Women nowadays don't smile (in public).
>>738835828Nostalgia is an expression of depression. You don’t think about how good the past was if you’re enjoying the present. Goes to show that billionaires are soulless and this vapid excuse of a boring teenage childhood is what they think of when they say they love “adventure”.
How to kill a game in 3 words. A guide by the guy who could not get past the cuphead tutorial
>>738835828I made fun of people wearing those lame ass cheap headphones kek
