I can fix her
>>738843328Just treat it like dating Bill Cosby: Don't drink anything she offers you.
I bet knocking her up would cure her evil ways
>>738843328Who?
>>738843694She only fucks black guys
>>738843865She also killed three people before being executed for her crimes
>>738844534Allegedly!
>>738844534God I wish I was one of them
She had BPD
>>738843328Thinking about it, I can't say for sure if she is fixable or not.Iris seemed to think that, and managed to convince her to not kill Phoenix for like 8 months iirc as long she can get the necklace back.>>738844853That's April May.Dahlia is just acting as a shy uwu girl supposedly based off her sister actual personality.
>>738843328Do not date evil women
>>738846393T&T is a game where everyone repeatedly fails to follow your advice.
>>738846393If evil, why hot?
>>738846393but were in love
Wonder why she was studying lit.Did she want to be a writer? I can't begin to imagine what she would even write about. Other than the mid life crisis poems.Feels like her character would have worked even better if you met her during investigations and she's just doing cute shit.
There is "did nothing wrong"And then there is this bitch who is literally "did everything wrong", including fucking up her own plans.
>>738848710For being the mastermind behind 3 cases (arguably), she wasn’t very bright. Just lucky really
>>738848782That's what makes her good, she wasn't somekind of high level executive or politician with influence over the law and investigations, she is literally "Just some girl" who was murderous and lucky in that she got her claws in foolish trusting people.
>>738848782What the other anon said. That's the joke, even Mia points out she is a baka. Phoenix even going for "it's no longer funny".
>>738843328I’m glad this evil bitch is dead and rotting in hell and can’t get her disgusting criminal claws on Mister Nick ever, he’s much better off with Mystic Maya anyway
>>738849270Pearl, since when could you use a computer?
>>738849348She is phoneposting
The amount of prison sex Phoenix had with Iris between 3 and 4 must've been insane.
>>738849474Apparently not, since he just forgot her completely.
>>738849474Grok is this true
>>738845863>Iris seemed to think that, and managed to convince her to not kill Phoenix for like 8 months iirc as long she can get the necklace back.Why didnt nick try to get back to her anyways? Isnt her prison time not that long?
>>738849270That was Pearl's sister btw.Did Mia, Maya and Pearl ever met the Hawthornes out of court(and before 3-5), anyways? I could swear Mia specifies she only met her once before 3-1(and that's because 3-4 is a thing), Maya seems to have no idea who the fuck they are, and Pearl is Pearl.
>>738849637Grok here.No, it's not. Andy is also homosexual
>>738849710You know why
>>738849823Nick is secretly gay?
>>738849845A certain part of the fanbase certainly thinks that way.
>>738843328me too, by sending her stfaight to jail
>>738843328Why would you bother trying to fix her when you could just fuck her twin sister that isn't going to kill you and will actually love you
>>738849928Threesomes
>>738849928Submissive girls get passed around by chads. Dhalia type women are very loyal if you let her abuse you
>>738843328Tfw no concept art psycho tomboy girlfailure criminal gf
>>738850007But Dahlia has the highest body count.
>>738849720half breed scum
>>738844643I don't think you can merely allege an execution...
>>738843328Whos more evil?
>>738849928Because her being a hateful psycho is the best part you fucking idiot. Iris is boring as fuck and has no personality. That red-haired evil bitch needs to be planted face-down, cursing helplessly as she succumbs to endless thrusts from the cock of justice
>>738850227>Because her being a hateful psycho is the best part you fucking idiotThen why are you trying to "fix" it
>>738850124Can't really compare AA culprits to Junko really. The latter is a nearly world-ending villain.
>>738850313>The latter is a nearly world-ending villain.God I wish I was brainwashed by her
>>738850287Buying a pet from the store is sissy behavior. Real men tame wild beasts.
who is objectively worse
>>738850538I like to imagine she is actually as submissive as her sister and if you just don't drink anything when she is in the same room, you can do whatever you want to her and she can't do shit.
>>738843328Is this 'the' tread?
Thena my wife...!
Don't know if I prefer her or Manfred as the most iconic AA villain.Manfred actually fits the whole courtroom setting way more, but Dahlia is such a huge cunt it's almost funny and her existence gave everyone life-long PTSD, plus returning from being dead is really fucking hardcore.Guess I will settle for saying Manfred is the better "AA" villain while Dahlia is somebody you could throw in any other setting and she might work even better than she currently does.
Whor?
>>738850124Junko playing the long game of reforming, falling in love with, dating, marrying and raising a happy family with Makoto, just to see the despair on his face as she passes away of old age surrounded by their family
>>738851889Literally some random university student who sleeps around a lot.
>>738851998god I wish I was makoto
>>738852065Enough about your mum
>>738852281God no.That said>there are people on /v/ right now who have never played AA:PW TrilogyDisgusting, you all deserve to become Dahlia's next lover.
For me it’s Mimi
>>738852891>supposedly a friendly and hot airhead who likes to study spiritual stuffReal Ini was probably a high tier cutie
>>738852891Wtf is that horrendous animation
>>738853085Her idle animation is basically her driving a car.
>>738843328I don't think she can be fixed anon. Not even by me. Or (you).
Junie is CUTE!
>>738853936That's a crazy detail, never noticed!
>>738854021Most forgettable character award
I want to rape Dahlia
>>738854073he didn't say she was memorable, he said she was cute
>>738853973You don't believe in your cock enough
>>738854143Not even the holy spirit dicking her throat out could fix her demonic nature.
>>738854120To be a cutie, one needs to be memorable
>>738854226Sounds like your average white woman to me
>>738853936No I meant it looks jarring vs. the original
>>738850038>Dahlia concept art was a tomboyI feel robbed and I'm not even Nick.
>>738854536I've seen worse, but yes, GBA/DS sprites are infinitely better.If somebody here never played AA on original console, do yourself a favor and at least grab a DS emulator right now.Also Ini a cute. Too bad you can't really meet her.
>>738851998There are a couple manga like that with a similar premise that get shitposted on /a/ from time to time.
>>738854781Is she an Innie
>>738854781what the fuck happened to the shadow on the left while she's idling? >>738852891the shadow is flickering on the remaster compared to the original spriteswhat a fucking hackjob jesus
>>738852478Dammit
>>738855303Genki tomboy Dahlia would never work.Unless you are telling me that most men in AA universe just happen to be into tomboys.
>>738843328the point of evil women in fiction is that you can get your fantasy of dicking them without actual consequences, also they're 90% of the time more interesting design and personality wise than the main heroinesIRL you end up with your life ruined by some BPDemon and blow your brains out or go to jail
>>738853158SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF
>>738850619Dahlia. Morgan is like a robot or animal mentally, Dahlia is more dangerous as a person. Even if she has a much smaller count
>>738855753Definitely an exception here then, Maya is more interesting and cuter.Also one of Dahlia's biggest issues in terms of writing, is that other than her being a huge threat you know very little about her. I guess she likes poetry and taking pictures while fooling around in flower fields(though I think she lied about the last one iirc). Probably has massive daddy issues.
>>738856119Imagine the anal
I just want to see Mr Nick finally restoring the Fey bloodline in AA7
>>738850934OUR wife
>>738852891Pretty wild twist in this one
Evil women deserve the Cock of Justice
>>738857595Imagine having to pretend to be a silly airhead for your entire life.Actually, that might be fun in a way.
>>738857670Pearl needs to steal her clothing.Imagine Phoenix reaction to this.
>>738857915Pearl would actually try to make Maya to wear it if she thinks Nick would be more attracted to her
>>738855303>>738855416>Short hair means tomboyi hate this stereotype
>>738849928Red hair > black hair
>>738848710>>738848782>>738849174She is the ultimate "woman moment". Her daddy issues lead her to be act out, use men, and the only reason her retarded plans don't immediately result in her death is because some man wants to fuck her. Then she thinks she's intelligent because of this.
>>738858947>Then she thinks she's intelligent because of this.Unironically yes, to the point that she takes being called out on her retardation very personally. While being perfectly fine with being called a bad person, since she thought you couldn't punish her while being dead either way.
>>738859058It's fitting that it was Mia that caught and ultimately sent her to her death. Since Mia was the only one in the room going "Guys, she's not smart or innocent or nice, she's an evil, retarded, murderous bitch". She couldn't use Mia because Mia was a woman and not a lesbian. And that's why she was so pissed off. She's so used to getting her way and everyone doing what she wants, solely because they want to fuck her.
>>738859306>be Takumi>just write a woman being a woman>turns up to be the second or first biggest villain in the series, depending on who you askWhat did he mean by this.
>>738856756,':)
>>738857595This is my favorite case. I figured out who the murderer was, and how things had gone down pretty early in the case. They did throw a bunch of things in the way that made my question whether or not I was on the right track, but then another detail was revealed which sealed the deal.The thing that I really like about this case is that it made me feel so bad for the murderer, and kinda saw what the murderer did was justified in a way.
Post your favorite breakdown
>>738861815Faster
>>738861815Not just the breakdown, this entire dialogue.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e9UAA0i4bUHoly fuck Mia chill.
>>738862393>MIA STOP SHE'S ALREADY DEAD! (literally)
>>738849845no, because he's a capcom protagonist
>>738861556It doesn't take too much effort to devil's advocate an defense of why her victim wasn't a good person and might've been responsible for what happened to her, and that's why it sorta works, i don't feel completely for her granted, but her and 2-2 are underrated to a small degree.
>>738864743>devil's advocateThe expression in the context of this thread reminded me that I really wonder how Dahlia's trial looked like.
>>738865221I feel for her Lawyer that had the job of trying to remove the death penalty from her charges.
What was your reaction to this moment?
>>738864743>>738861556She was still an awful person since she not only went in with the intent to murder Gray, but scapegoat Maya for it.And even the logic is faulty. >Gray wants Maya to summon the soul of someone who isn't dead, so I better kill him instead of just pretending Maya is incompetent.
>>738865937>so I better kill him instead of just pretending Maya is incompetent.Yeah I mean. Why didn't she just not give a fuck, it's not like everyone decided spirt summoning is perfectly common and if Maya cannot summon a dead person, that obviously means the person is not dead for everyone except Kurain people.
>>738857595eh... not really, you can guess it once you know they are sisters thanks to the cinematic
>>738865843they fucked at least once
>>738866749Don’t say that! Mr Nick is saving himself for Mystic Maya
>>738866959Pearls, he also fucked your sister.The one with black hair specifically.
>>738854781I hate that they released all the new AA collections with the option to use the pixel art but they never added that to the original trilogy collection at any point despite updating it to add other shit
>>738865937yeah, this, i can't even feel bad for her she planned everything including telling gray to try spirit channeling, then conspired with maya's aunt so pearl becomes the main medium or whatever of the village. She also used her sister's name to do it and almost tarnished it forever which i found disgusting
>>738866749>>738866959Both of these can be true by way of spirit channeling
>>738867345>She also used her sister's name to do it and almost tarnished it forever which i found disgustingI mean, Ini doesn't really exist anymore in the first place. As a living being, anyways.Would be funny to channell her only to say that her sister is pretending to be her though, lmao. If she is anything like Mimi larp, she will probably just find it silly and leave it at that.
Pearl should be my special someone
>>738867826me....
>>738843328My teen angel...
>>738867909At least he got to fuck hebe Dahlia, I would hope for him.
>>738867909Was the pussy that good?
>>738855416It would work because she’s a Fey, Pearl is her sister remember
>>738843328I can't
>>738849928>>738850934They should get their own mission just like Maya did ;)
>>738869485Iris would NEVER.idk about Athena.
>>738869617Perhaps Franziska too could be very kinky ... but yeah Athena would be my choice too
>>738843694desu she prob only needed a good dicking
>>738843328did phoenix at least lose his vcard?
>if you are nice to her, she will just assume you are gullible enough to be used by her>if you tell her that her plans are bullshit, she will just be mad>if you get in the way, she will just poison your drinks/meds >strangely romantic in terms of personal interests, but doesn't trust anyone enough I see no other solution other than dicking her down either. To show that she will be your bitch, not the other way around.Might be into it.
>>738871321with mia
>>738869617Thena, Ema, and Trucy definitely would
>>738871321Yes with Maya, under Pearl supervision
>>738858947Let's see...>TerryWillingly signing up for what sounded like an explicit suicide pact is just asking for it. He didn't even look surprised mind you, so yeah, that's all his fault.>DiegoThough he didn't fall for her, he still supposedly approached her carelessly and didn't consider that she could put poison in his coffee. After seeing that bullshit happen in Turnabout Beginnings. Kinda asking for it.>Doug He figured her out and dumped her, unfortunate victim>PhoenixThe only real thing he did wrong here is not asking himself why would some random girl dump a bottle on you. Figuring out he was actually dating Iris isn't something you would normally assume. What's the chance she really a twin sister?>PayneHe's Payne.>Young EdgeworthTo be fair it was his first case.
>>738849928It's crazy how she just disappeared Not even a easter egg in the new trilogy
>>738873852The real AA ended up T&T.
>>738873852That can be said for most characters tho
>>738873157Diego’s is pretty understand, it was in a fucking courthouse. It’s a pretty horrific place to decide to murder someone, and she didn’t even really get away with it anyways. In the moment only working because Phoenix was a goober
>>738874221True but still. Guess it was too difficult for Diego to consider not drinking coffee right there.
>>738857595i feel horrible for her even after everything
>>738874569he had an addiction you could say...
>>738877161Unironically though. Pretty sure him being an actual addict is canon.
>>738856614>I just want to see Mr Nick finally restoring the Fey bloodline in AA7He does, actually.
>>738871321yes but with franziska
>>738877331>Sorry Mystic Maya, you can go next if you want
>>738843328Built for relentless mating press rape correction followed by sex toy abandonment play>>738849928Built for handolding sex in the missionary position while being repeatedly told that she is loved in-between moans while also gently stroking her hair.
>>738861815Kristoph's is weird because the super saiyan and messed up hair is a bit excessive to me but the laughing sprite is fantastic. Some of the best in AA.
>>738879198This but opposite way around.Surely it will fix her. It will be just like the books she reads. Yes yes I know about female romance literature, that's the joke.
>>738879707between the super saiyan and the levitating lobster in his first breakdown i always wondered if he was suppose to have super powers of his own or something but it was decided to be cut later.It really only sticks out because it's not addressed, someone having magical powers wouldn't be anything new.
Maya Fey in jail
>>738880115Just having a little too much fun with the breakdown anims.How are you going to top OP's otherwise? Bitch got an exorcism in court.
>>738861815Also my favorite villain from a non-final casehttps://youtu.be/F-4viNjo9fU?t=199&si=PAR28ElegFLJGDO7
>>738880270>you can only press ONE statement and if it's not the correct one YOU LITERALLY DIE INSTANTLY>no contradiction with the evidence eitherJesus what was Takumi thinking with T&T difficulty. Considering it also has quite a few logic leaps.
>>738880219I'd ask if he really needed to surpass her but the narrative really needed him to be bigger and badder than he actually ended up being to justify the last case's execution so I get where your coming from.I'd understand if it was an hallucination or dramatization tho, there's been a few of those before, as a side note it sticks out that Alita's breakdown is fairly tame if they wanted to take breakdowns to the next level.But I can chalk that up to not really wanting to put in more effort than they needed to with her.>>738880396Also the music doesn't cut out even if you get it right so you have to actually let the text play out for longer, kinda a funny way to screw over save scummers that don't want to see the error text.
>>738880396Don't forget>Includes Anti Save Scumming move
>>738880396The best part is trolling players by having Godot react the same even if you pick the correct option.
>>738880270https://www.twitch.tv/videos/414443507?t=01h35m31sThe live reaction to the case was fun.Remember the next case is in June
>>738880601I'm still having Vietnam flashbacks about this one. I guessed it right on the first or second attempt, but kept resetting early. Tried literally every single piece of evidence and profile before eventually I decided to read the full scene.>>738880556>>738880491Other than the Godot example it never got me but yeah.T&T was probably self aware about save scumming.
>>738881732They absolutely did it to fuck over save scummers. I didn't save it but when PW was being released in the west, we even had a comic that was posted that made a joke about how to win is just keep submitting evidence until the music stops.
Whatever did happen to Grossberg?
>>738882630heart attack on the toilet, no one wanted to mention itautopsy showed his hemherroids exploded when his heart stopped
>>738871321he unironically fucked Iris at the bare minimun, Phoenix was completely crazy about """Dahlia""" for a reason
>>738883610canon
>>738880121The crimes?
>>738880270I remember the first time I played this case I thought the twist on how he was able to be in two places at the same time was daylight savings time. I forget what the actual explanation was, I think it was something dumb
https://litter.catbox.moe/c349ti.jpg
>>738865843Amusing that it was supposed to be a super objection but nothing ever came up that warranted its use so it was repurposed into a super take that for the final evidence of the whole trilogy.
>>738885779>dates Iris-Dalia for 8 monthsHe had to have fucked her, right? A college-aged guy isn't gonna be able to go 8 months without fucking, is he?
>>738865843The fact that they didn't record another 'Objection!' for it like the JP version really dampened it
>>738843328>poisons u cutely
this is the average boyhusband you were entitled to in victorian era japan
>>738885987It was a take that, not an objection.
>>738886908Pretty sure they said 'INGARI'!
>>738887007Why would you object to showing evidence?
>>738843817An evil sociopath from phoenix wright 3.
>>738887492Enough about godot
>>738887358You're objecting to Godot saying there's nothing there
>>738844853All girls have BPD
>>738886671She cutemaxxed so hard that even when she's supposed to be intimidating, she ends up being cute.It doesn't help that she can't lie for shit and is incredibly prideful about her planning
>>738885779>that one phoenix x dahlia doujin where she suddenly gets fucked by phoenix when she was taking iris' place and gets drilled by massive wright cock
>>738880270I was stuck on this case for the longest fucking time because I spotted a contradiction that the game didn't even mention, and I just homed in on that. Never even occurred to me that it could be anything else. On top of all this >>738880396 >>738880556 I was slamming the table by the end of it. And my contradiction made more sense than the one the game wanted me to point out
>>738890427Skill issue
>>738856443
Man can we fucking talk about the biggest elephant in the room when it comes to this goddamn franchise? The original trilogy has been re-released more than ONCE, and with all the "enhancement" ports they keep shitting out and clamoring about the "upgraded" visuals (which look terrible compared to the original), not a SINGLE one of these remasters have ANY ARRANGED SOUNDTRACKS. Fucking MEGAMAN has done this, SEVERAL TIMES. And for a series that claims it has "importance in music" (mainly from fans which any cockriding faggot will do for their own personal bias for each medium specific franchise they're into), they evidently don't fucking give a shit about it and we're stuck listening to the same GBA soundchipped soundtrack for over TWENTY. YEARS. For fucks sake, THEY JUST DID THIS FOR THREE NICHE MEGAMAN SPINOFF GAMES, so they can CLEARLY do this. I don't ever wanna hear anyone say how Ace Attorney has "iconic" music when it clearly isn't good enough or has enough faith around it to warrant proper treatment.
>>738865843Burst into otherworldly flame
>>738890427What was the other contradiction?
>>738891626you're mad about this but i would bet $100,000 if they did arrangements people could bitch that the soul was gone and want an option to toggle the gba music back on
>>738851998fine i'll read It's Complicated again
>>738891806So what? It's the effort that counts. They had an option to turn on the original soundtracks for Megaman and no one bitched about that either. Stop creating doom cope and admit AA isn't as important as you think it is.
>>738891905uhhhh, i didn't make the most malding ass post declaring my infinite rage here man, i don't think *you* would want to say AA isn't important. was important enough for you to tard rage apparently...
>>738892023>erm, no youI accept your concession.
>>738891905U-um no didn't you see? We are a LEADING BRAND! WE ARE AS IMPORTANT AS OKAMI!!!
>>738892323>dead risingChrist, when was this image made?
>>738843328you know what i want to see?Maya and Mia making out while the ballad plays
>>738882630died from internal bleeding, those dialogues about his hemorroids weren't a joke...
>>738882630Ah the days of my youth, like the scent of fresh lemon...
>>738892437Capcom's quarterly report from a few days ago.
>>738892853Then this makes no sense. All of these are peanuts, except MAYBE DMC, Megaman, compared to SF, MH and RE.
>>738891402Zaaaaaamn Phoenix was tapping that?
>>738843328Even if you could, it's not worth it.
>>738843328>>738843694Nick dick coulda fixed herToo bad she never scored.>>738843648kek>>738883610100% canon because how else would he know she doesn't poop?
May be a basic choice but April May was hot, I'm weak to evil girls with a pink color scheme
>>738843694this>>738843865jeet
>>738858740Dahlia dyes her hair tho
>>738865843Cool but like the other anon said, the following dialogue wasn’t that exciting at all
>>738885987They actually did have a sound file for it but it went unused.It even got updated for the 3DS version of the Trilogy but it went unused there too.https://tcrf.net/Phoenix_Wright:_Ace_Attorney_Trilogy_(Nintendo_3DS)#Unused_Audio
>>738896736Why was it unused? Are they stupid?
>>738896736>It was 'objection'Ha! Eat shit >>738886908
