When is the open beta coming out? I want to stomp some niggas in a kid's game.Also, any news about the Meng update part two?
>>738843473hahayeah.open betai think it finally got 40 concurrent players.
what's the next big collab for the onirism?
>>738843473still waiting for actual online story coop and achievements
>>738844470Painkiller
>>738844470Terraria
>>738844470stardew valley
>>738844470rism x rapelay
>>738846121>rapelay>not Sexy Beach
>French game about a loli is called "Onanism"HMMMMMMMMMMM
>>738846287That's not what it's called
>>738846315It is. That is what it's called. Sorry you're retarded.
>>738846365No it is not and you are wrong
>>738846315>>738846398Don't fall for ragebait, look at this huge bitch instead
>pragmatism
>Title for the game about a small female child made by Frenchmen is the old timey term for masturbation
>>738846421Wait what, I finished the game but I don't think I've ever seen her. Where does she show up?
>>738846503The Serious Sam Dunes battle in the Valley of Kings.
>>738846559Huh, I don't remember that. Was it the one where you could just run straight for the temple instead of fighting the waves of enemies coming at you? I may have skipped it in that case.
>>738846492???
>>738846680He's lying you fucking idiot. That character model is not in the game.>t.recently replayed and finished it
>>738846732He's conflating "onirism" with "onanism"
Meng update status?
Anubia
>>738846753You niggers either didn't beat the game or ran from the set piecehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hAU2ZBPPRc&t=3403signore the faggot speaking, I'm just posting him for proof because the full walkthrough also runs from it.
>>738843473Reminder that Blueberry is canonically a bottom
>>738847206already out and forgotten
>>738847328He said SERIOUS SAM you fucking RETARD
>>738847328I ran straight to the stairs/ramp and skipped her entirely the first time.
>>738847434He said "That character model is not in the game." YOU FUCKING JEW
>>738844470Demon's Turf/TidesIt's so simple, really and God knows they both need the extra sales
>>738847261never ever ;_;
>>738847261
>>738847854current beebz situation is really sad
>>738844470Is this an actual collab or some bundle sale?
>>738848112GOOD. Suffer tranny developers.
>>738848889Just some bundle sale and the devs giving shoutouts to each other, nothing major.
>>738848112For anyone who would mention the peak player count, you have to consider longevity.When Beebz came (tides) she was passed around hard for a few weeks but ultimately has been left unsatisfied and interest has slowly oozed out. For the other playerbase, Carol is more stretched out because she's had users in and out the best part of 7 years old now, so it's a flatter distribution and a wider spread. She also keeps players coming over and over because she keeps her content fresh with updates that trickle out drop by drop over time. I think it's also better with children audiences, because a girl playing with big toys is more easily swallowed than something labelled "demon" whose only feature is platforming.
>lengthy adventure mode. 10 chapters, 20 locations, absurd amount of weapons and gadgets>charming and funny characters and writing>lots of modes>combat can be pretty intense if playing on high difficulties>lots of outfits!>secret levels are cool Crash Bandicoot referencesbut>large maps are mostly empty. The map completion bar only affects how much you have covered, not the items you have found. >The dreamstones have no purpose>Inconsistent quality between early and later levels. Feels like the devs didnt go back to retouch them before leaving EA. Lots of clipping, floating objects, buildings half buried, ladders, rails not properly attached etc.>because the majority of weapons are based off childrens toys like super soakers and nerf guns, they sound and feel weak>the skills you acquire are very rarely used outside the levels where you got them. I think I had to used my charge umbrella spin like twice.>outfits have a lot of clipping issues! and why Carol wont stop rotating? please stop, I need to see how you look.>a little jankOverall I give Carols game a 7/10. Need more polish and collectables.
>>738849352Yeah steam charts dont mean much. I was just posting them for laughs. Anti 'rism posters stopped posting charts so I thought I may as well honor the tradition.
>>738849620Yeah antis lost as usual
>>738843473Dead, tranny pedo game.
>>738849687So true, SoiSister!
Just started playing a couple days ago and killed the big plant before bed tonight. Got a laugh out of the dudes the show up right after posing up like the pillar men and then confirming the gag by using a sandstorm and timestop lmao. Game's got a lot of jank, but a lot of soul.Anyway here's my Carol.
>>738849620If anything, current player count doesn't mean a lot outside of GaaS games. Total sales count has more value.
>think I bought all the costumes>jump to the next level>shop restocks with moreCarol is too spoiled.
>>738849967Need freckles.
Slop game that has a dedicated indian shill base that has failed its out of early access and still has no players lol
>>738849352Is this post about player count or...
>>738850108Worst part is that Choco might add some more out of boredom. Hope you chained all those meng jobs.
Speaking of which, aren't we supposed to have eye color accessories at some point?
>>738850228I'm still waiting for a black hair dye...
>>738850151Is there something else on your mind?
Jankrism
>>738849967Damn now I have to change my Carol.
>>738850408Yes.
Damn it Choco, I still want the Tomb Raider outfit.Call it "crypt rummager" or something.
Is the maid outfit in the game yet?
>>738850823Nah yeh wadaell
>>738850564Delete this
>>738844470Bubsy
Can my 3050 run this game
>>738851461Yes with some effects off. Is not a mind blowing looking game but the maps are large.
>>738851461A fucking Radeon 5770 or GTX 750 could run this fucking turd.
>>738851623>>738851737Okay thanks. I'm buying.
>>738849365>completion bar only affects how much you have covered, not the items you have found.The % is for the loot you found and maybe game triggers tied to that level, are you sure the bar is for the map coverage? I know the % increases when you loot a chest.>>738850228theres a mod for it https://rentry.co/CarolMods but not usre if it worked, link only has that and the blubmode
>>738852125I've had maps at 100% and I still find ammo expansions. It's either a bug or they don't count. Wish the devs added a list on a each level to see what I am missing.
Crashing the c-team... with no survivors!
>>738852242onirism.wiki.gg maps have a checklist
Onirism needs a PVP extraction mode.
Onirism needs a semen extraction mode.
>unlock the Splatoon weapons>paint doesn't permanently stayChoco fucking fix this you idiot.
>>738847372No way...
>no more big updatesIt's overism
guys, a big update just dropped, check steam!
>>738844470>what's the next big collab for the onirism?Carol's tongue and my asshole
Carols asshole and my tongue
>>738855723>Cuss words addedwtf
>>738855883>Redneck Rampage's cuss pack added into Onirism
>>738855864My asshole and Carol's tongue
>>738855864This is great...>>738857261However this is brilliant.Really hard.
this game has swinging poles in the most random places and lead nowhere.
I found the same weapon but in different colors. Is this a thing? Am I supposed to hunt for shiny versions?
why is Carol so violent?
>>738858051No, they are different slightly
snipers don't have scopes?
>>738858584There's a dedicated key for weapon zoom, but it only works for some weapons. I forgot the default button, I think I bind it to X or some shit.
>>738857261Carol french kissing me after
>/v/ tells me to play this cute and innocent kids game>buy it>it's actually a brutal and realistic military simulatorLast time I fall for your tricks.
>>738859528
>>738860896Nngh, fuck that's hot. Would make out with for hours.
you guys are disgustingare you bug chasers or something?
>>738862224I'm a bubble gum chaser
>>738862753why are blueberryfags so degenerate and scary?
Why is Anubia even part of the C-Team? She looks 13 year old
whats the ''C Team''?
>>738865398artificially grouped set of characters based on little other than their occurrence in dedicated circlejerk threadssimilar to the video game rabbits threads you might have seen
>>738864880I thought teenagers were allowed.She's part of the team because it's tradition to have shit games in it.Nobeta? Shit.Bewbz? Shit.Carol? Actually genuinely good game, but everyone tries to make it look like shit now by not sharing gameplay and posting garbage quality degeneracy.Anubia? It's a potion-making haggling deckbuilder where you play as a lesbian. Out of her fans you could count the number of those who completed the game on one hand's fingers.Hat Kid? What a funny arrangement of 5 pastel-colored stripes on that wall. I wonder what that means.Pragmatagirl? I don't even know her name, that's how non-game her game is.
>>738860665>4:40 left>during a plane objective>and he lost the planeOuch.
Some of these posts are very suspicious...
why am I collecting Dream Stones?
carols tongue my anus
>>738843473I wanted to try this game, but why the fuck is it 65 fucking gigs!?
>>738847986Holy FUCK
Sexy slut.
>>73887302550+ hour main story campaign and tons of side modes
>>73887302560gbs worth of Carol outfits and accessories. Is perfectly reasonable.
>>738872287No one knows. Choco's mind works in mysterious ways
>>738873295>platforming proAieee, Nintendo, sue this man!
OPEN THE BETAAAAAAAAAAA
Kissing Anubia's feet
>>738865398You dont need to know. Every member except Carol is dead
>>738872660I already said that
>>738858481Carol is not a very stable girl
>>738875368Good that many are saying this
>>738875484God I wish that were me
>83% of the 1,187 user reviews for this game are positive
>>738844470>no option for bundling with the Deluxe Edition of Risky Revolution that includes the bonus gameplay-affecting outfits>no way to upgrade the standard edition without buying the full game again at higher price for Deluxe editionSometimes Wayforward really suck
>>738876339>It keeps going down
>>738876573It's been going up slowly
>Vietnam level>Fortunate Son starts playing
>>738847372always will be
For a kids game, there are lot of sexy enemies with big tits.
>>738877039Which quest is this?
>>738877397Mengs jobs, ''Harvest'' mission.
>>738877307I dont think kids are the intended audence for this game..
>>738878156who is the intended audience then?
>a gorillion outfits>can't save setsbruh
>>738878331Made for sickosA chocololi production
>uniqpe IPs: 9
>>738878783Now that I think about it, wasn't there a presets tab back when they first teased the new shop? I wonder what happened to that
ETA on cheevos? Bought the game but holding off on my playthrough
>>738878882Onirism is actually 5 years older than the removal of unique ip counter. It would be better to show the numbers in this thread, now that I think about it.
>>738846398anon the porn mod is maintained by the developer.
Pizza delivery job when?
>>738879997Sure gramps, and Carol was made after his non-existent daughter that he somehow lost custody of, now it's time for your meds.
>>738878331 30 year old coomers with steam libraries full of “totally not hentai” platformers and the disposable income to buy 15 DLC outfits they’ll never use.You think an actual 12 year old is grinding Meng’s side jobs and arguing about review percentages on /v/? Be real. This is engineered in a lab for nostalgia-poisoned weebs who say “it’s the gameplay” while installing 4K skin texture mods.
>>738881250The side jobs are mostly inspired by splatoon's salmon run, which is meant to be a parody of a part time job. Are you saying kids can't play Splatoon?
I came for the hentai mods, stayed because the game is actually very beautiful, funny and chill overall. It's a good comfort game: cute charismatic loli, random silly plots, fun simple gameplay. I need no more.
when shantae update?
>>738881250but it IS the gameplay!
>>738881937The outfit is found at Valley of Kings.
>>738882009I was talking about the belly dancing
Chocho, add emotes you faggot.
>>738850564Plapplapplapplapplapplap
>>738881250>steam libraries full of “totally not hentai” platformersname 8
>>738881250The game is good though. I refuse to play the rest of the C Team because their games are legitimately garbage. I spent ages looking at webms and asking onirismfags about what the game is like before I bought it at release to actually play.
>>738881937she needs a harem outfit as well
>>738882306I choo choo choose you
Not enough money. I need more money.
>>738882434/v/ says Nobetas game is good too. Might check it out.
>>738877929>mengjobgod i wish
Kinoism
>>738882143There's a Naar belly dancer at Al-Hibdae's bazaar.
>>738847372poor little guy
>>738882957Come on, blubby's a grower.
Ah yeah Onirism, the game with numerous softlocks including one that would take away your abilities and the devs couldnt figure out the problem until the playerbase found out it was a fucked up flag (and had to use save editors to fix it)even in release its scuffed as fuck, was kinda hoping them finding a publisher would fix that. c'est la vie.
>one of the more frequent streamers on twitch for this game is a bugman using the lewd mod
>>738883395>the game with numerous softlocks including one that would take away your abilities and the devs couldnt figure out the problem until the playerbase found out it was a fucked up flag (and had to use save editors to fix it)Thats the kind of janky SOUL games these days are lacking
>>738884592I wouldnt mind it if it didnt also take them four months to fix it
>>738884768I like to imagine the whole dev team is literally just 1 little girl and her parents constantly yell at her to go to sleep. Hence the slow updates.
>>738881937Is there a Metroid Varia inspired suit yet?
>>738844470pragmata
>>738843473>orange tipgenuine soul
Onirism still feels like is in early access
>>738887047>little girl game>early accessChoco ruined the joke with the 1.0 release
