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>5 hours into BG3
>Reddit tier writing
>woke NPCs, gay, black, trans in a medieval fantasy setting
Combat is the only good part so far, did I get memed into buying this?
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Dragonriran thread
Are people STILL talking bout BG3? I 100% it and got very tired after all of it and dont see myself playing alone again and I thought it was good
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>>738844263
>combat is the only good part
enemy started their turn so i left to get coffee, came back and they still werent done (even fastened up)
The good part is modding the game to have a good looking MC and MOGGING all those freakshows
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>>738844263
gaming has been corrupted by evil forces years ago. I suggest sticking with old games because there's no going back from this and it's only gonna get worse.
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You did. It's a shitty pozzed "rpg" made by faggy cucked euros AND actual european faggots who probably have "secret folders" on their computer. Reminder that they also got mindbroken when they found out their playerbase consists of white males who DON'T want to make quirky tiefling nigger OC's.
>HURRRRR THEN WHY IS IT SO POPULAR?!
Wacky meme bear sex marketing campaign mixed with normalfags infesting the DnD community and being told that this is DnD but in the computer.
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>>738844263
>woke NPCs, gay, black, trans in a medieval fantasy setting
This doesn't fit with a medieval fantasy setting, how?
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>>738844263
Combat is the worst part of it.
The game is hard carried by the companions and the script.
The overall story is terrible.
The gameplay is terrible (actually a step back from previous isometric RPG games).
Act 1 is amazing. Act 2 is worst. Act 3 is way too short and you can see them scrambling to finish the game here.
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>>738844391
Extremely organic post
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The "bear sex" scene is the perfect litmus test to see if someone is a retarded culture war faggot or not. If they rant about "Bestiality" you know they're pozzed, if they liked the scene you know they're cool.
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>>738844698
Why would i like to see character getting fucked by bear ? Are you disabled ?
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>>738844263
Did anyone else play through act 1 and really enjoy it but lose any and all interest in continuing as soon as act 2 started?
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>>738844698
Why the FUCK would I EVER look at a scene where a man has motherfucking gay sex with a bear and go "aw yeah this is so friggin EPIC"? I'm not a mentally ill faggot jacking off to bestiality, unlike certain people on the Larian dev team.
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>>738844698
This, but replace "bear" with "loli".
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>>738844764
>>738844826
So you haven't played the game?
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>>738844263
>a medieval fantasy setting
Yeah right.
The tutorial takes place in a dimension warping alien spaceship.
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>>738844913
I beat this game on the medium difficulty setting as a paladin; the combat was just okay, and the story was silly, especially that ridiculous choice you have to make
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>>738844931
These culture war fags always need an excuse. "It's medieval" "it's fantasy" "why would that exist in sci-fi" "it breaks my immersion" "hobbies are supposed to be escapism". because 90% of them are too afraid to say what they actual mean: "I don't want niggers, fags, trannies or women who are not sex-objects in any media I consume". Because they know it makes them sound like faggy little weirdos. Which is what they are. So they always push forward some pathethic excuse. This one is especially weak. "it's medieval fantasy". Yeah, so it's fantasy. Like you said, it starts with dimension warping space ships. It has mind controlling squid people. Warrior frog race. How the FUCK is it weird for a black person to exist in a fantasy world? How is it weirded for this anon to have a gay person in a fantasy world, than a tiefling woman, which is essentially part demon-like creature, with an actual god damn engine instead of a heart, that is heating up her body to the point that she catches fire?
It's fucking nonsense. It's fantasy you can put in whatever the fuck you want. This being a fantasy world is not an argument against any kind of [insert thing anon doesn't like].
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>>738844263
>>5 hours into BG3
>>Reddit tier writing
>>woke NPCs, gay, black, trans in a medieval fantasy setting
>Combat is the only good part so far, did I get memed into buying this?
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>>738844512
>The gameplay is terrible (actually a step back from previous isometric RPG games).
Imagine being a nostalgiatard this delusional lmao
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>>738844764
i don't mind the existence of bear fucking if it means we get dragon fucking
i want dragons in my dungeons
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>>738845135
The joke is: You don't fucking "watch" anyone having sex with a bear. It's a joke scene. You see Halsin turn into a bear, walk towards the character, (funny that one of the repliers specified gay sex, which implies he deliberately had a male character pick romance options, instead of a female one, lmao) the character touches the bears face, and then the camera pans away to a squirrel "reacting" to the sex scene, looking shocked, dropping his acorn in horror, and then running away, scared.
Aka: it's a fucking comedy scene. There's no sex shown, it's completely played for fucking laughs. Hence: the perfect litmus test. Anyone who describes this obvious comedy scene that shows no human to bear contact beyond face touching as "bestiality" or acts like it's hardcore animal pornography, is some sort of deranged fucking culture warrior.
It is FAR less graphic than say for instance: 2002's National Lampoon's Van Wilder, which features the characters filling eclairs with dog cum as a prank.
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>>738845379
nice formatting, stupid
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>>738845417
>no fast forward option
>enemy group action only works in a groups of 3 for movement
>no real time option
>no companion AI option
>no easy targeting option
>no target range circles
Don't ever speak to me again little bitch.
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>>738844263
> Combat is the only good part
It is not.
It falls of a cliff after you hit level 5
> did I get memed into buying this?
Unironically yes. You were gaslight by very competent marketing campaign
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>>738844263
> Combat is the only good part
[X] Doubt
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>>738845779
BG3 and E33 have good gameplay.
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Theres some good in BG3, and its worth sticking around for.
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>>738845849
> Good gameplay in question
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>>738845854
> Theres some good in BG3
The amount of voice acting and mocap shit is decent for a CRPG genre... and that's it. It's the only good quality of BG3 in comparison with lower budged CRPGs like Rogue Trader
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>>738844263
>Combat is the only good part
its somehow even worse than the reddit tranny dialogues.
>at least you can skip the tranny woke dialogues
>you cant skip the combat
>you have to sit for 30 minutes each time you click "end turn" and watch
its honestly the single worst RPG i ever played.
the only other trash RPG like that i ever played was divinity original sin 2.
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>>738845908
BG3 has better combat and way better exploration than Rogue Trader.
Rogue Trader has better writing for sure, but I play CPRGs for gameplay and exploration, and Larian games more than deliver on that front.
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>>738845849
>E33
I agree
>BG3
I disagree
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>>738845972
>BG3 has better combat and way better exploration than Rogue Trader.
if its turn based, its trash by definition, but rogue trader didnt waste 9000 hours of my precious time forcing me to watch enemy turns.
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>>738845714
>>no fast forward option
ADHD.
>>enemy group action only works in a groups of 3 for movement
ADHD.
>>no real time option
Good, fuck rtwp and especially fuck half-assed tacked on turn-based modes.
>>no companion AI option
It's a turn-based game, retard.
>>no easy targeting option
What does that even mean?
>>no target range circles
??????

I can tell you're a sissyfinder fan.
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>>738844698
I found it really annoying how much they tried to force halsin on me. I never once tried anything with him, barely even spoke to him in general and every time he tried something i fully shut him down and he still tried like 3 or 4 times. Muhfucka i don't even know you. I ended up letting him get kidnapped and die to the weird freak bitch. Good riddance also killed astarion for trying to bite me rolled nat 20 on shanking his heart, killed laezel when she tried to murder me in my sleep, killed karlach cause she's an annoying redditor who self inserts in every conversation. Most of the games characters fucking sucked and the game fell off a cliff at act 3
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>>738846013
>if its turn based, its trash by definition
Nigger
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>>738846054
>You're right
>You're right
>You're right
Yeah I know I'm right you fucking wimp faggot.
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>>738846056
Did you play near release?
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>>738844263
>buying games in the year 2026
Torrents exist. Also isntall a depozzed mod and enjoy the game. It won't fix the godawful writing, but it will make the game tolarable
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>>738846132
You're hallucinating, sissy.
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>>738846057
guys look, this fucking nigger is comparing a strategy game to an RPG.
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>>738844512
5e hurts it, that's the main problem. It's barely a good enough system for tabletop and crumbles in vg format.
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>>738846054
ADHD doesnt exist, and turn based games are for low IQ retards.
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You can tell that the people complaining about turn-based gameplay have never actually played any of the classics of the genre.
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>>738846356
>played any of the classics of the genre.
i spent at least a couple thousand hours playing icewind dale, baldurs gate and neverwinter nights.
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>>738846380
What about Wizardry? Or Fallout? Or Age of Decadence?
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>>738846013
Rtwslop lost. Turn-BASED won. Copenseethen
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>>738844263
theres a mod to delete all the faggotry and niggers from the game
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>>738846493
>fallout turn based combat
this was possibly the most save-scummed game in history.
>aim at the eyes
>critical shot! enemy was hit in the eyes for 9000 damage and is blinded!
and if i missed the shot:
>load game
>0,1 seconds later
>shoot the eyes
repeat.
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>>738846619
>delete faggots and niggers from bg3
>there is nothing left
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Why does this game make /v/anons seethe so much?
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>>738844263
>5 hours into BG3
>gay
>trans
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>>738844263
It’s just generic dungeons and dragons
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>>738846646
>if I don't land every crit at every encounter I must reload.

These are the type of people complaining about turn-based
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>>738845854
She is sexually attractive but she was completely unsufferable. I'm glad she left after I cleaned the refugees camp.
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>>738844263
i couldnt cope with the divinity shitty graphics and marvel dialogue, deleted it and stopped the seeding.
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>>738844263
Its just a glorified western "foward thinking" dating Sim
Threw the biggest net it could and landed a whole of bottom feeders
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>>738846687
It's the only game in the genre to break into mainstream, and all contrarians are programmed to hate popular things.
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>>738846828
>dating Sim
Romance is like 5% of the entire game, if that.
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>>738846646
based.
every single shot in my playthrough was a critical to the eyes.
EXCEPT the aliens in the wanamingo mine, the ganglia are their weak spot.
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having a really Reddit kind of personality despite being a soldier in the Blood War was a very quirk chungus move. The Blood War is Hell fighting itself, it's nightmares beyond comprehension sort of shit and considered the worst punishment conceivable only for the most evil of souls like The Nameless One or the Traitor Aribeth.
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>>738846867
i played it when it came out and it was so fucking broken.
>every time i clicked rest the whole fucking team stood in line 1 by 1 in the camp asking if they can fuck me in the ass
did larian fix that?
i dropped that shit game somewhere in act 1.
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>>738846937
Copypasta bot.
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>>738846937
they only fixed the frog woman being so cock-hungry, the british fag mage still has to be told like 10 times to fuck off before he actually fucks off.
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>>738846916
>The Blood War is Hell fighting itself
It's Devils fighting Demons
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>MUH REDDIT
>MUH WOOOKE
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>>738847094
>youre not allowed to talk about woke dogma anywhere on the internet chud!
Fuck off
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>>738847094
muh dick
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>>738847175
>tranny hands
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>>738844263
cringe inducing romance trash using a 20 year old divinity engine.
i rate it 1/10.
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>>738844263
>gameplay is the only good part
Sounds like a good game then
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>>738844263
>gays and blacks didn't exist in medieval times
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>pirate the gog version
>get greeted with a Larian launcher asking me to make an account
I don't get it? I thought gog games were drm free and you just install and play them? Am i stupid?
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>>738847383
>Am i stupid?
Yes
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>>738847383
Just skip the account creation?
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>>738847383
You have to make an account to pirate games its normal
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>>738847428
You can't.
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>>738844263
tranny game
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If /v/ hates it then it is good right?
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>>738847448
This is my launcher with Steam, it says LOGIN and PLAY at the same time.
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>>738844263
I played dark urge and had a ton of fun. He is actually the main character they probably wrote the story around.
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>>738847498
/v hates the correct games.
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musn't... like... what... they... like...
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>wow this game is great

>this game is woke

>...

>THIS GAME IS SHIT
NPC ass thread
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>>738847593
>nobody is saying its great
>everybody says its woke trash
based /v
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>>738847643
people afraid to have on opinion that isn't *** /v/ Approvedâ„¢ ***
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>>738847175
>woke dogma
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We will never get another BG1 bros...
And no, poe does NOT compare.
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>>738847704
>we will never get another rtwp shitshow
thank god
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>>738847383
Yes, you are.
You can skip account creation or launcher altogether.
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>>738847704
i just replay BG1 and 2 once a year or two, its peak RPG.
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>>738847664
nobody is afraid of having an opinion on 4chan, sweetie.
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>>738847704
What's your opinion on the Avernum series?
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>>738847816
meh
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>>738847740
No, you fucking can't.
Instalation folder only has the launcher exe. Don't gaslight me!
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>>738847901
Pirating used to be an iq test, nowadays any random brown can do it and the consequences are quite funny
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>>738847861
I need more of an opinion than that Anon, this tells me nothing. MORE DAMN YOU.

>>738847901
Yes you fucking can, you can launch the game's exe without the launcher and you don't need to make an account. The exe is literally called BG3.exe btw.
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>>738847593
>>738847643
BG3 is great despite the faggotry.
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>>738848036
that tends to happen when you have good gameplay as a base
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>>738848036
>>738848135
BG3 is trash, that tends to happen when you have reddit dialogue and no gameplay.
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>>738845589
I dont need sex scene to know that my character just got fucked by gay bear, its pathetic not funny. In every RPG always it was just dark screen
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>>738844263
Kind of wild seeing this game buck breaking /v/ for the past 6 years.
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>>738847901
Your're dumb.
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>>738848036
>great
mediocre at best and if you say just ignore story and play for the gameplay why would i pick it over DOS2 then
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>>738847664
Just don't be surprised you get dog pilled by people not allowed to have this opinion literally anywhere else on the internet.
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>>738848284
i couldnt believe how mid it was when i played it, kinda felt like a fanmade demo or something, especially the shitty graphics threw me off.
>BG 1 and 2 still look better after 30 years with its handmade locations
amazing.
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>>738847010
>>738846937
Playing the game now - nobody wants to suck my dick
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>>738846286
the game would've unironically been better if it was just 5e but its not as larian introduced a bunch of nonsense to what is already a mediocre system
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>>738848965
>nobody wants to suck my dick even in video games
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>>738844263
People like it because you can choose your boobs, your penis, and your pronouns. You can also have meme sex with a bear. That's honestly why people say they like it. Or they say they like it because they lived vicariously and parasocially through a streamer who played it.
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>>738844263
combat is dogshit though
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>>738848208
>In every RPG always it was just dark scr
So you haven't played the game? The game doesn't just fade to black on the other sex scenes.
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>>738849109
>larian didnt even bother to change the character creation screen from DOS2
>DOS2 and BG3 character creator is literally copy pasted, its the same
disgusting asset flip.
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>>738845589
Reminder that a queer can spend years researching the queer history of a corporation, then years writing a book about the queer history of the corporation, and people spend hours and hours over the years discussing this ONE book... But if you say "I don't want this," YOU'RE the obsessed one.

The reason for this is simple: one of those is normal, it's in the air, it's the culture. That a feminist will, for example, make hours-long video essays and dedicate herself to feminism in video games is actually "normal". You being against it is what is abnormal, so you're the obsessed one.
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>>738845820
what is this webm supposed to even convey
wow you used basic attacks and spells on literal slimes, the fuck were you expecting?
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>>738847816
Sorry anon, I never played avernum. I will look into it tho.
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>>738844263
I'll check it out when it's 90% off.
>just pirate it
No, the dev is going to hand it to me, nearly for free, while looking me in the eyes.
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>>738844263
you didn’t buy shit bg3 schizo
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>>738849342
This is your gameplay for more than 100 hours. Enjoy this shit
https://files.catbox.moe/fhw8ng.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/s0l521.mp4
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>>738849342
that person is some schizo who keeps posting the exact same 2 webms for 2+ years now
they're beyond help
i said the exact same thing you did ages ago
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>>738849342
>what is this webm supposed to even convey
the absolute waste of fucking time BG3 is.
>go walk the dog, make dinner, clean the houe
>the enemy is still doing its turn
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Larian's additions are funny because of how much more powerful they are compared to official D&D. Consider how Larian kept the Special Arrows from DivOS, but meanwhile, in D&D, you have to take special Arcane Archer classes just to unlock some weaksauce magic augs for like 3 ranged attacks per long rest
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>>738849342
>what is this webm supposed to even convey
are you blind or retarded?
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>>738844263
I've been thinking about it..the gameplay looks fine (I can tell a gameplay from the screenshot) but the rest looks meh (I can also tell from ss) idk they gotta make more perfect games
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>>738849525
Pidorashka, ty opyat vihodish na svyaz?
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>>738844263
>Reddit tier writing

thinking about playing it but it's really a commission..
so how reddit are we talking?
marvel-reedit?
california-reddit?
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>>738848165
Bg3 is nothing but gameplay unless you hyperfocus on homosexuality in the camp, tourists really need to take a hint
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>>738844329
I finished it years ago and booted it up again yesterday because I got a new PC and wanted to see what it looked like.
Uninstalled it five minutes later, I ain't got time to relearn what the fuck was going on and how to play.
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>>738850323
it's everything-I-don't-like-is-reddit-reddit.
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>>738850323
there's no "well that happened" so below marvel i guess
might as well replace these buzzwords with random alphabet letters for how much sense it makes
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>>738850326
>Bg3 is nothing but gameplay
what gameplay, there is no gameplay.
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>>738844331
Meme take, its not that long except for bugs anons here love posting about.
You should take that time to think of what to do on your turn, and if its too easy for you then bump up the difficulty to honor mode
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>>738845779
Borderlands 3 was fine. I mutated all dialog, weapon variety felt very limited though
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>>738850613
>it's a schizoid
Never mind carry on seething in peace
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>>738845779
You can mod multiple enemies in it and restrict campung
Basically add a survival layer and suddenly it's more fun. Skip dialogue entirely.
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>>738848208
Anon you are still under the delusion that this is meant to be a serious romance scene. This is a comedy scene. The bear fucking is a joke. NOBODY is thinking: "Oh fuck, hot, human-bear action" (btw again: You made it gay, he could have been straight, you're the fag, anon). You're meant to laugh at the fucking absurdity of it.
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>>738850617
>its not that long
its even longer.
>You should take that time to think of what to do on your turn
the same thing i do every turn.
>all my characters can move 500 times per turn
>cast haste, aoe, and push from ledge
bg3 combat is so braindead, even chinese gacha games require more tactical thinking than this.
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>>738845908
>voice acting and mocap
Not needed, next
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>>738850617
Honour mode is too easy but permadeath is retarded. Is there an option to have the more difficult bosses from permadeath in honour mode?
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>>738850637
im trying to find gameplay on youtube but i cant find any.
>its either people talking to trannies
or
>waiting for enemy turn to finish
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>>738850670
I love when sex scenes are used for comedy.
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>>738844263
>5 hours into BG3
>>Reddit tier writing
>>woke NPCs, gay, black, trans in a medieval fantasy setting
not a problem in project nortubel
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I've dropped the game when they introduced Astarion, that is like 30 minutes in. It's that fucking unbearable. I don't understand the praise for this game
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>>738850653
>>738850714
Mod your game it's easy. If brainlet, add existing mods
Restrict your camping, too. I allow full rest twice per camping zone. This requires meta.
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>>738850773
same
i managed to cope with the fag writing for an hour longer and then i dropped it and reinstalled icewind dale.
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>>738844263
>good combat
>turn based
Pick one.
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>>738850749
All Margherita’s chains and fetters are chiming, black skirt furled back to her waist, stockings pulled up tight in classic cusps by the suspenders of the boned black rig she’s wearing underneath. How the penises of Western men have leapt, for a century, to the sight of this singular point at the top of a lady’s stocking, this transition from silk to bare skin and suspender! It’s easy for non-fetishists to sneer about Pavlovian conditioning and let it go at that, but any underwear enthusiast worth his unwholesome giggle can tell you there is much more here—there is a cosmology: of nodes and cusps and points of osculation, mathematical kisses… singularities! Consider cathedral spires, holy minarets, the crunch of trainwheels over the points as you watch peeling away the track you didn’t take… mountain peaks rising sharply to heaven, such as those to be noted at scenic Berchtesgaden… the edges of steel razors, always holding potent mystery… rose thorns that prick us by surprise… even, according to the Russian mathematician Friedmann, the infinitely dense point from which the present Universe expanded… In each case, the change from point to no-point carries a luminosity and enigma at which something in us must leap and sing, or withdraw in fright. Watching the A4 pointed at the sky—just before the last firing-switch closes—watching that singular point at the very top of the Rocket, where the fuze is… Do all these points imply, like the Rocket’s, an annihilation? What is that, detonating in the sky above the cathedral? beneath the edge of the razor, under the rose?
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>>738845779
Let me see this supposed diagram
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>>738849323
The reason why one is obsessed and the other is not, is because one of the things you are describing is academic. Educational. They are studying media and how certain things are represented in media. That has a certain kind of merit. Even if you and I might not care about it.
The othe one is just kinda.. people who don't like a thing telling everyone that they don't like that thing. There is very little merit in that.
And the obsession part, well that comes from the fact that a lot of these "anti woke" crusaders are demonstrably obsessed. If you're a bit of an Oldfag and you remember thunderf00t, he became clincally obsessed with Anita Sarkeesian, making countless videos about her, to the point that even his own subscribers BEGGED him to stop talking about her. Or take The Quartering, who has made 270 fucking videos about Brie Larson. When people think: "Anti-woke" they think of those people, so of course they think they're obsessed. There are entire anti-woke sloptube channels who do nothing but bitch and moan about woke shit. You can't follow Grummz on twitter and not think he's not obsessed.
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>>738850749
>Bear scene is bad
>Whatever the fuck this is is ok
Do chuds really?
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>>738844263
>did I get memed into buying this?
yes
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>worst writing in the entire DND history
it was amazing how dogshit it was.
playing bg3 felt like watching a trainwreck.
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>>738851036
>jarpiggers
aren't those games turn-based too
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>>738851114
I skip like half the story in these games cus I just like the combat. By these games I mean TBS CRPG. Except in Underrail where the setting was so interesting I started reading, until I met "The Dude" and eye-rolled so hard went back to not reading much of it.
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>>738850773
You can kill him. You can kill every companion iirc. The game is woke garbage but the devs are based for giving you the option to not interact with any of it.
My real problem is with the retarded story setup. It does the same shit cp2077 did. "You have this disease you're gonna die any day now! But rest as much as you want and bang everything in sight!"
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>>738844263
First of all this is a forgotten realm setting not medieval. Stop being retarded.
But who exactly is gay in the first 5 hours?
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>>738851251
Jarpigs' turn-based gameplay is braindead though
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>>738851114
First 60% of the game is fine. Not great but not bad. Then the bed shitting begins.
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>>738851391
i actually thought there was a time limit at first which made it cool, avoiding resting, in hindsight i should've known better
>>738851420
gale tried to rape me first night at camp, but that might've been an early access bug
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>>738850068
Z
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>>738844263
>did I get memed into buying this?
how?
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>>738851489
No companion wants to have sex with you until the end of act 1. Act 1 takes longer than 5 hours to beat. It's like you make shit up for the sake of making shit up.
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>>738845779
So what is "millenial story trying too hard"? Like, just stories that try to make you connect with your characters emotionally, and also Borderlands 3 meme jokes?
Is that all it is? Is GTA San Andres Millenial story trying too hard? Is Arkham City Millenial story trying too hard? Is Metal Gear Solid millenial story trying too hard? Is Devil May Cry 3? Is Bioshock? Is Bastion? Is Yakuza 0?
Are you sure these games are *actually* "miellnial stories trying too hard"? Because I think what happened here is not that these stories are bad, except for the last 2 these are pretty universally beloved story games, I think what happened here anon is that you trained yourself to notice when a story is tugging at your heartstrings a bit, and instead of being able to immerse yourself in it and enjoy a touching story, you conditioned yourself to pull back, call the game a faggot, and then close it. You trained yourself to notice when a story affects you, and conditioned yourself to have a negative reaction to it. Jesus Christ anon. That's absolute peak. It's not that these games are bad at all, you actually managed to pavlov yourself out of enjoying vidya. You will never enjoy a good story based game again in your life, because you managed to give yourself a negative response reflex to being emotionally engaged with a story.
They need to fucking study you man.
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>>738851632
assburger anon it was an ea bug, and a well documented one if you want to look it up
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>>738845779
>millennial stories
>vast majority of them are gen x
Broccolihead retardation strikes again
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Anyone who says 'woke' is genuinely retarded.
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>>738844263
>Reddit tier writing
unc is big mad
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>>738851665
We are way past ea.
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Managing to make DnD lore less boring and making low level DnD fun are big enough achievements in my mind to make this the best RPG that had released in the past 10 years. Your make believe elf game isn’t cool enough for you and is a little silly, I’m so sorry OP.
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>>738851632
Astarion and Laezel jusmp your bones fairly early, way before the celebration even. Laezel does it if her approval is high enough. Fair i think is enough to trigger it. Astarion I'm not sure. It might be dependant on whether you let him bite you.
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>>738851649
> So what is
It is woke
Is it Californian coded
It is boring
It has zero depth
It i very quirky and chungus
It has a lot of "edgy" stuff but actually safe as fuck
It has zero based and trad themes
It is bright as fuck even in the darkest moments
It is female empowerment
It is for mOdErN aUdIeNce
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>>738852168
>Californian coded
what does that even mean?
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>>738852168
That's not "millenial story trying too hard", that's just you wanting to only play games that pander to your personal political beliefs. Just say that.
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>>738852203
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>>738852203
You already know it
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I like it, I give it at least a 7/10, honestly don't understand why this game makes anons seethe so much they continue to talk about it for years
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>>738852515
>don't understand why
Bear sex articles
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>>738844263
There are two tranny npcs and both are in act 3. How did you get there in five hours?
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>>738844263
>woke NPCs, gay, black, trans in a medieval fantasy setting
Yes, and? Are you saying blacks and gays didn't exist in medieval times? Even woke existed
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The only thing related to the bear that disappoints me is that we could have had a halfling companion instead of another faggot.
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>>738852794
>There are two tranny npcs and both are in act 3
are there really?
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>>738852696
I guess but at that point anons should bring up alot more games from years past then
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>>738844263
This is what games for mature functional adults are like chud. Maybe Mario and Pokemon are more your speed.
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Woah a thread where /v/ says good thing is shit actually. This is new ground.
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>>738852949
I don't ever remember gaming press advertising extremely popular games using sexual degeneracy
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>>738852515
A lot of anons have fully given into the culture war mentality. Tons of people here and in gaming in general do not really care about the quality of a game, or even want a game to be good. A ton of anons these days just want to look for woke shit they can complain about, and then cheer the game on to fail. That is all they care about: Finding woke shit, watching steam charts, and mocking journalists no matter what they say.
Look at most of these anti-woke youtube channels. They never talk about shit they actually like. Anything positive they talk about is through the lense of how they hope it will trigger the wokies, or how it doesn't buy into woke leftie agendas.
Critical Drinker for instance: He loved that the live action One Piece had a scene where a girl tells a young Zorro that she can only beat him now because they're kids, and as a girl she won't be able to beat him once they're grown up. So when Drinker heard that Oda ordered re-shoots, he just made up fan-fiction about how he removed Netflix based woke bullshit because that just wouldn't fly in Japan. When in reality, Oda ordered re-shoots because they had kendo masks on during a scene and he wanted to see the actors expressions.
Once you catch this anti-woke mind virus your brain is cooked. You will be obsessed and talk about this shit for decades.
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>>738853232
Let's be honest if they advertised Black Souls having rape most anons on /v/ would call it based even if rape is degenerate. So I don't buy into the 'muh degen' shit that anons keep spouting
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People go to reddit and parrot the opinion they know most will agree with
People go to /v/ and parrot the opinion they know most will agree with
It's all so tiresome
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>>738853389
The fact that I had to look up what black souls is already shows it's not an extremely popular game, popularity matters here. Also implied bestiality is a hell of a lot more degenerate than rape
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>>738844698
>So there's a small shit in your food sar, but please throw it away and keep eating
KYS, i will never play goyslop like BG3, Kingdom Come Deliverance II, Last of us 2, Goy of war 2, Spider-man 2, next Larian game etc
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>>738853481
ok then let's go with Persona 5 and Kamoshida molesting the high school girls or Red Dead 2's incest couple you can probably even use the point that anons are ok with gay incest because of all the Elden Ring porn threads with this fag
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>>738844263
Just wait for Larian's next game, which will be a BLACKED porn simulator.
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Install https://rpghq.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3839 and https://rpghq.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4299 to get rid of most of the woke.
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>>738844263
>cannot detect propaganda at first glance
>blames others
classic
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>>738844698
>if you don't enjoy the furry faggotry or bestiality, then you are pozzed and woke
Nice try, degenerated faggot. We're coming for you, after we burn down Larian studios.
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>>738849049
This. Had to be super bombastic so your first 5 combats include (at like lvl 1-2):
A Cambrian
Illithids
Intellect devourers
A fucking phase spider matriarch (that teleports instead of phasing)
Its also retarded that every single dice roll must be displayed to the player. Hasbro is so kiked that they wanted to use it as a promotion for tabletop, so unlike the first games that were simply based on the d&d ruleset and in the forgotten realms setting, BG3 shits in the face of the lore and setting, makes you wait for your turn and forces you to watch virtual dice rolls. It's like some dumbass thought "hey, you know what everyones favorite part of D&D is? Waiting around to take their turn and rolling dice." Like nah bruh this was a solved problem back in fucking 1998.
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>>738854163
>Willingly have sex with animals and mind flayers
>blame others for it
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>>738844263
Lol if your Noticing Tricks radar is tuned that strong, I would just stop now. It only gets worse with the pozz the further you get into the game. Act 3 is full-blown critical role with bearded women.
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>>738854225
>just skip the gay bear sodomy scenes
It shouldn't even be in the game. Now kill yourself, degenerated furry faggot.
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>>738854440
Yeah just don't say you want to have sex with them anon, did you really say yes to wanting to fuck them just to complain on /v/?
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>>738854163
>We're coming for you, after we burn down Larian studios.
Imagine how much society would improve if everyone that invested more than 10 hours into this woke trash was sentenced to death for being a depraved and immoral pervert.
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>>738850670
>the joke is sex btw
feels like this was written by women. Because "the joke is sex" happens at least 5 fucking times in the game
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>>738844263
>woke NPCs, gay, black, trans in a medieval fantasy setting
do you think there were no gays or blacks a thousand years ago?
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>>738854009
>le woke is when dark skin
>le woke is when woman
Chudsissies...
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>>738844329
fippy bippy. go back op you schizo faggot.
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>>738854593
It's amazing how much gaming "press" distorts reality and then culture warriors on both sides believe it
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>>738854765
There weren't any black in Europe a thousand years ago. And fags used to hide themselves in medieval Europe. Greeks and Romans on the other hand...
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>>738855048
Yes. The mod also removes most of the gnomes and halflings.
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>>738844512
Act 1 isn’t even anything mindblowing, just less shit than the rest of the game.
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>>738855173
Not really a distortion. "White human male" isn't the default, and they're complaining that people chose that (again, chose "white human male") over a trans half-demon with vitiligo
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>>738844263
What you do is use the combat part that you find so good and correct the things you don't like the woke NPCs.
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why ever play a Ranger instead of Paladin outside of having to follow an oath?
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mod it into gacha genshin style and I'll play ur game
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>>738855494
>a trans half-demon with vitiligo
Would that be the Frankenstein creation that they were talking about?
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>>738855616
>that they were talking about?
that they later "clarified"?
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>>738855494
>Not really a distortion
Larian themselves never even used the term "white human male" that was made up by journos you retarded culture warrior
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>>738844263
What characters you found, in 5 hours, that are trans?
I don't believe you played that game anon.
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>>738855584
I like being able to deal 300 damage a round as early as level 3.
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>>738852282
Me
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>>738855719
So then by this logic they still called trannies monsters
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>>738844781
Act 2 is a big drop of quality from act 1. It's very disconnected with what you werendoing before. Bit it wasntheir eay to put a Curse of Strahd-like setting there as it's, for some reason, seems as the most popular module.

I don't have a problem with Shadowfell campains, but they only work if they keep within it's theme for the whole campaign, IMO.
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>>738844263
>5 hours into BG3
>Haven't read more than 1 line of garbage because I killed every NPC I didn't like
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I can't wait for the amount of seethe the next larian game is gonna create
They already have a GOTY with BG3, they'll get another one when it comes out
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>>738855908
no
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>>738844263
>>woke NPCs, gay, black, trans in a medieval fantasy setting
retard
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>>738854009
I'm playing with it right now. Good mod overall. Though some of the textures are missing. Probably a conflict with some other retexture mod I'm using, but I don't give enough of a shit to find out which since it's pretty rare
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Did they ever fix Gale being a gay rapist? When I last played it I turned down the magic lesson, barely spoke to him, and then he left a magical hologram in camp telling me to meet him for something important. I agreed, thinking it was a quest, and then it hard cuts to my guy basically holding hands with him on a picnic blanket.
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>>738856080
reminds me I killed some fag on Ultima
truly a staple of the genre
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>>738856663
Yeah I guess they patched dialogue so you can infer more easily what the choices lead to
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>>738856080
Did this with Pillars 2, their setting was "brown ppl and fish-polynesians" and tries to railroad you into choosing a faction. My based solo wizard slaughtered them all.
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DnD mechanics on video games are terrible, unc gotta leave their le chaotic good shit behind.
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>>738856130
These are no in-game models, it is just porn, anon
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>>738857032
this an ingame model
how does this fit your chud narrative?
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>>738850694
>its even longer
If you seriously think their turns take long you are beyond help
>other bullshit
No one told you to minmax the game and abuse speed and giant strength potions. They are handed out generously to have a good amount without looking up guides on the wiki. What you did is just purposely abused the game and then cry that its the games fault
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>>738848965
You're retarded doing a speedrun then.

After the first battle the frog girl will start writing poems about your cock and Gale will tell about THE WEAVE.

>>738857304
>No one told you to use the obvious game mechanics
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Respeccing was a mistake.
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>>738857492
>No one told you to use the obvious game mechanics
If you choose to be overpowered using wiki guides then dont complain that your party is overpowered
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>>738857492
>frog girl will start writing poems about your cock
I told her I was not interested
> and Gale will tell about THE WEAVE.
Yeah, he did. Maybe you're just a faggot if that led to cocksucking for you
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>>738857437
this is her ingame, you'd know if you weren't a retard
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>>738857742
>maybe the devs spending half their project time on faggot shit is a YOU problem
Could you niggers stop making this argument? This isn't the gotcha you think it is.
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>>738857828
Man's jaw + shitty woke story about ZE CHOOSEN ONE and full of homoerotism and troonism

And cuckoldry ofc
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>>738857742
>bruh if you dont want ot be raped just stop caring about the plot
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>>738857850
>1 line of dialogue
>half the project time
>>738858154
The plot has nothing to do with romance or sex, you can kill all the companions and the plot won't suffer. You're a just a hysterical retard
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>>738858009
cope and seethe sweetie
goty of 2023
and when Divinity comes out, goty of that year too!
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>>738858276
>bro just dont talk to ur companions
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>>738858539
yes
i dont wanna talk i wanna kill shit and loot their sex dungeons
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>>738846054
To be fair no ai companions fucking suck and I dropped the game at one point until I got friends to do a run with me.
I wanna control just my character not the others.
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>>738854440
fun fact: she's not JUST a bisexual--her ex-girlfriend is an older black woman. she's the same as the gay negro from outer space whose dead husband was a gay white boi.
meanwhile, Sven plays the bear for laughs. because that level of degeneracy is hilarious and not realistic in the slightest.
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yeah I killed most of the companions the moment I met them
Wokefinder is even worse though
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Imagine playing Western created games
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>>738857742
Idk about current bg3 but on release asking him about the weave led to gay sec immediately. Shart and frogger wanted sex asap too.
The rest of the party was okay iirc.
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>>738859447
>gay negro from outer space whose dead husband was a gay white boi.
mass effect 3?
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I like the game... I also like how much it makes /v/turds seethe
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>>738859716
Because you're a tranny with no ideas of your own
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>>738859745
Rent free kek
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>>738859716
does it help or hinder your enjoyment to know that the vast majority of genuine seethe is from one person?
There's a fair bit of shitposting from others, true, but most of the visceral hatred comes from one guy. It's the one that got so assmad he did a playthrough as a woman to try tricking people into thinking it has an ntr scene
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>>738859910
>does it help or hinder your enjoyment to know that the vast majority of genuine seethe is from one person?
I can never me mad at the mentally unwell
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>>738859791
>the only joy i have is liking what others dislike
Pathetic
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>single player linear game still has peak of 50k players on steam everyday... 3 years after relase
/v/ and shazam trannies have never been BTFO'd as hard as this
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>>738860245
Thats the entirety of /v/ kek
>>738860315
>>single player linear game
Its neither single player nor linear though... Bg3 is unironically the next wither 3 and skyrim... expect to see stable player count for years
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>>738847396
>>738847428
>>738847437
>>738847996
I'll try one more time.
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>>738859601
You need a guide to fuck shart now because you risk softlocking her scene.

Frogger still the same.
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>>738860480
>paying for downloads
Do you niggas not know how to torrent
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>>738858465
Normies hated the trailer. Hopefully this trend continues and the game flops as well.
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>>738861216
given the like/dislike ration is 99% like, I doubt vocal retards are the majority
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>>738861216
?
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>>738852794
You're given the ability to create a troon character at the start though
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>>738861369
>>738861387
Holy kek. BTFO in record time.
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>>738861216
Hopefully some feral niggers stab this degenerate.
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>>738861216
Anon, when someone is telling you exactly what you want to hear, that’s the most critical time to check for yourself.
Otherwise shit like this
>>738861369
>>738861387
Happens.
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>>738861216
The leftist degenerates already memory holed the negative response to the trailer. They just care about fucking the dragon in Larian's next bestiality porn game.
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>>738861729
you got felted, bro.
next time make a more nebulou post rather than one that can get checked instantly.
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>>738861729
>fucking the dragon
Oh yeah let's go... Fuck off prudes
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>>738844329
>Are people STILL talking bout BG3?
It's doing alright.
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>>738861216
>>738861729
>The leftist degenerates already memory holed the negative response to the trailer.
True.
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>>738845779
There are 3 amazing games on that list.
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>>738861891
The best thing about you immoral degenerates is that you couldn't breed even if you wanted to. Your mental illness with die with you.
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>>738857032
>that guy once made a joke againts black people, cancel him!
That's what you are.
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>dragonarian now switching to divinity after being btfo about bg3
go make another e33 thread you cuck.
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>>738862156
So same as you
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>>738862204
Nah, i'm just a guy that does not like bad games and balls hurt gay probably even worse than Failguard
And that troon is part of the reason why
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>>738862240
I don't fantasize about fucking animals, you goat fucker.
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>>738862351
>so buck broken by the wordfilter that he can't even type ꜱoy in a fucking image
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>>738847448
you can go in the files and launch from the normal exe
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>>738844263
I was hearing about how the game reacts to your actions & saw everyone glazing it up so I was thinking of buying it, but I had the impression that the game would be exactly as you describe which would ruin it for me. Thanks for confirming that for me.
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>>738844698
>>738854163
>falseflagging this hard
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>>738862426
Dragons arent real kek
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>>738847770
How can you replay the repetitive combat gautlet that is the later parts of BG2 more than a few times?
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>>738862632
But you wish they were, scalie faggot.

Thank god you people don't breed.
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>>738862632
>Y-you see m-me jacking off to unicorn/dragon/chimera porn isn't real b-because they aren't real
cope harder porn addict
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>>738862867
>you people don't breed
You are on /v/ who tf are you breeding kek
>Pic
Kek imagine having that saved
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>>738862957
Yep just like lolis
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>>738863031
Yeah, it is in my Larian folder. I like to hold up a mirror to you mentally ill freaks.
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>>738863031
Not him but I'm 31 and married. Been on here officially for over half my life now
Remember, you're here forever. Even if you take a multi-year hiatus, you'll be back.
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>>738863247
Yeah sure you do kek
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>>738863264
Stop replying to dragonarian bait
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>>738863282
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>>738863504
>Ai jeet
kek
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>>738844263
Baldurs gate isnt a medieval setting. It's a forgotten realms setting. Dumbass.
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>>738863797
forgotten realms is full of gays and blacks?
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>>738844764
It's funny, Karen.
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>>738863504
Accurate.
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>>738844263
I never understood how it got so popular either. Even on a pure writing and voice acting level WofR is better. But another thing that bothered me was how everybody was perpetually covered on gore and blood and just having casual conversations in the street while blood was slowly drying in their mouths. It just made everything look silly
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>>738864125
Its a fantasy world. It can have anything and it does.
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>>738863797
>>738864483
Doesn't make it any less gay and retarded

>I-It isnt a medieval setting
Fantasy as a genre is essentially 99% just medieval setting w/ pagan European races and creatures
+ Forgotten Realms wasn't full of faggots and Reddit-tier theming until that became the modern Zeitgeist
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>>738863504
Yes sar, very much dalit Larian fans, not like us AI brahmins!
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>>738844263
This game is great.
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>>738844263
all the "companions" are humans. there are no elves or dwarves or halflings or even orcs. theres the angry woman fighter, the gay mage, the woman cleric, and the gay rogue. the gameplay is really good but the companions are woke. also why cant it be a traditional d&d setting? why do i have to crash land on the planet with an alien slug in my brain that gives me mind reading powers? it was a really good game that got ruined by the companions who are not d&d themed and the plot which is some bizzaro "subvert the player's expectations" plot designed to baffle them so completely but it was written by shaniqwa and ching lee who decided bg3 is going to be about strong wamen defying the norm
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also a lot of the "dialogue" is gross gore fetish themed with forced long winded descriptions of disgusting gore concepts, as if it were written by shaniqwa and ching lee who both have extreme gore fetishes and finger their pussies to gore
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>>738865041
angry woman fighters (both of them) are not human and neither is the gay rogue
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>>738865041
>all the "companions" are humans.
There's 2 elves/half elves, five if you count act 2 recruits, and a tiefling.
The variety is poor, but that's an outright lie
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>>738844263
>did I get memed into buying this?
If you didn't already know the companions are basically Mass Effect/Bioware tier "romance" options, and you were getting it for simplified 5E combat/gameplay: Yeah.

If you're not playing it to have Astarion, Gale, and Minsc's uncut dicks swinging in the wind while you're in the Mass Effect conversation wheel camera view, I don't know why you bought it.
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>>738865192
shit, forgot the gith too
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In a world with magic teleportation, multiculturalism makes way more sense, since you can't really restrict teleportation.
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>>738844263
>can't marry the cute bard girl and start a huge family with her
i'll always be mad
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>>738865307
the rewrites clearly damaged the game.
fuck wizards for that
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>>738844263
>No enemy level scaling
>No randomized item stats
>Actually turn-based
Who knows
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>>738865307
>Is utterly traumatized by the end of the game even if you do nearly everything right
Those Tieflings had a hard life.
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>>738865307
>exists just for Durge to murder if you chose that Origin
mmm murdermeat
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>>738862351
Pidorashka, zachem ti postish na neskrepnom zapadnom website? Dlya rabskih svinosobak sdelali nazi-analnuyu platformu max.
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>>738844263
>complains about Reddit
and that's how you know it's a great game
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>>738852282
Never has a picture so perfectly encapsulated why I hate my goddamn state and generation so much
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>>738865307
sorry, best we can do is a second, sex pest druid
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>>738865813
Why are non-americans allowed to post their orc-speak here?
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>>738865171
yes it is, shaak-ti or whatever her "race" is is just pea soup green colored human
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>>738865171
the rogue is human with pointed ears. they do not exhibit any other elf like traits. because the writers have never played d&d or understand medieval fantasy at all
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>>738865192
its not a lie. explain any of their non human traits apart from the 30 seconds of development time it took to create their slightly off human appearance (different colored skin)
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you go to the shaak-ti's underground lair in one part of the game and whoops its an incredibly boring backtracking ordeal where youre trying to get them to preform literal brain surgery on yourself
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>>738868115
don't try this backpedal aktually faggotry.
It's beneath you and it's certainly beneath me.
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like thats the plot, and you cant progress the game until you actively pursue the game's quest which involves your character wanting these npcs to perform brain surgery on yourself
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>>738868207
explain any of these "non-human" traits they exhibit, other than skin color and ear pointyness. none of them exhibit d&d racial features such as elves being more perceptive, dwarves being more gruff, orcs being quick to violence ect. these tropes are fun and enhance storytelling and baldur's gate 3 feels as if the writers had never heard of these things
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new campaign mod status? it has been 3 years I'm starving
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i will say the goblins at the beginning exhibit "goblin" traits but only in the most disgusting jewish way possible. you will understand if you played the game
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>>738868401
I agree, there's not nearly enough abducting women and raping them to make more goblins going on.
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>>738868340
Shadowheart and Astarion display a level of uppityness characteristic of their high elf heritage, Laezel has the xenophobia, arrogance and pragmatic mindset associated with giths.
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>>738868340
Don't bother, nuDnD players and the average redditposters literally cannot understand cultural traits. They're conditioned not to; it's why they cant understand how a village where every other person is a different race or species is bizarre and makes no sense logically, geographically, socially, or biologically. They're college educated retards that ironically have no clue how anything in the world around them works. They're spiritual and/or literal theater kids that ironically cant act or embody the role of anyone but themselves.
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>>738868340
explain why you outright lied and tried to cover it when you clearly didn't mean it (because you haven't played it), since you never indicated anything of the sort.
It's fucking pathetic.
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>>738869291
BG3 has a racially pure society with just a few visitors, the myconid village.
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>>738844263
>Run 20+
>None of the companions have default class
>Bunch of subclass mods installed
>None of the companions have default look
>Instead, do thematic roleplays (Arcane crew, Witcher 3, Critical Role), or replace male characters with female once through advanced AI voiceover and cool presets
>Add 2000 random items with AMP+REL mod and enjoy gambling to create cool custom builds for honor runs


Idk, man, this game is kinda lit.
No wonder it is still in the top of Steam for 3 years
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>>738870681
it's called burnout
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>>738870681
You could tell 70% of the work went into act 1 and the other 30% was on act 2 and 3.
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>>738869981
No argument from me there. I'll even add that the goblins and kuatoa are about what you'd expect too. I also don't think it's weird for the metropolis of BG to have a ton of diversity. Where it gets weird for me is places like the druids grove, where every other druid has the sort of randomized skittles style diversity I described. And worst of all are the cultural traits just being totally absent. Wear a blindfold and you'd never be able to tell whether a human, gnome, or halfling is speaking. Even in the character creation options this is a problem: there are four posh british voices per sex and absolutely nothing unique for orcs or dwarves.
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>>738844263
>Combat is the only good part so far,
That's the single worst aspect about BG3 even by CRPG standards. The lack of any real sub-routes being the 2nd, as this makes all decisions feel hollow as the story largely doesn't change between a Good and a Evil playthrough beyond Act 1.
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>>738850793
>>738850773
what the fuck is reddit tier about the writing only 30 minutes into the game, there is literally nothing that could warrant this reaction other than baiting me
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>>738872392
I came to the conclusion that they perceive bad writing in older crpgs as good and when they see good writing (like Astarion) they think it's reddit writing
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>>738852282
>>738866894
Wait, I don't get it, what's the problem with the bottom one?
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>>738872713
bottom looks like something blizzard would make. don't see the similarities with BG3 though
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>>738872909
That's it? I don't think blizzard's art style is bad, it's just unfortunately used for globohomo cuckshit.
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>>738844263
My wife Shadowheart makes it a 10/10
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Just play Original Sin 1 and 2.
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>>738869815
its not lying if its the truth. all of the companions in baldur's gate 3 are humans. they might be different colored, but they are all the same height and have the same human like traits. it might say shaak-ti on paper but its basically just a human. just like how mexicans put white on ethnicity filings
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baby's first crpg
the only people who seem to like it are all under 30
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>>738872005
Game went on my shitlist as soon as I learned they were making a turn-based sequel to the franchise that perfected rtws combat.
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>>738875064
babys first crpg is dos
you are clearly either a tourist to the genre or obsessed culture warrior if you think bg3 is, dos2 was extremely popular with 6 digit player count
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>>738849072
>nobody wants to suck my dick even in video games
lol
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>>738863504
>venn diagram between theater kids, furries and crpg fans converge into sexual desire for reptiles
Can anyone explain?
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>>738861216
flemish freak
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>>738870681
Literally my experience. I entered Baldur's Gate and just stopped playing.
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>>738873882
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>COMBAT IS THE ONLY GOOD PART
HOLY CHRIST NEWFAG!!! YOU MEAN THE COMBAT FROM BALDURS GATE 1 AND EVERY OTHER CRPG WITH LITERALLY NO IMPROVEMENT
KYS GAY HELL FAGGOT NORMIE BITCH
SHIT, FUCKING NIGGER IN OUTERSPACE PIECE OF SHIT BORING GAME
>MUH MEME GNOMES AND GOBLINS!!!
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>>738879679
Most of that is fake and it's not her fault she was indoctrinated into a degenerate cult
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>>738879762
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>>738879853
>not her fault
40 years of sucking and fucking random ass old men. The same graph as Astarion, but with less time.
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>>738844329
I'm playing with friends(and a shitload of difficulty mods) and I'm having a blast
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>>738879762
bro rtwp is hot garbage, it literally is an imporvement
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>>738850714
I added a few mods that do exactly that. Can't remember exactly which ones right now, but they do exist. Something like "Legendary actions with no honor mode" or something. Also use that "no nerfs in honor mode" mod
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>>738880647
That legendary action without honor mode is already built into the game.
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>>738879762
Is this post satire?
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My tempest cleric/storm sorcerer
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>>738844263
So it's every Larian game, which are all the same game anyway?
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what are some good mods
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>>738870621
>Add 2000 random items with AMP+REL mod and enjoy gambling to create cool custom builds for honor runs
how do I even make this game hard so these mods are more meaty? even the bullshit ultra hard LITERALLY CHEATING difficulty AMP has can't do shit to me.
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>>738882527
How can I fuck her
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>>738882527
>sorcerer
female coded class
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How playable are these games if you didn't grow up playing them?
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>>738883589
Bg 1 is actually shit don't listen to nostalgia blinded boomers

Bg2 is good ... though that rtwp gameplay has aged the writing is pretty good here.
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>>738844331
>The good part is modding the game to have a good looking MC
My disappointment when I found out you cant make your mc look like this without mods was immeasurable
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>>738844263
DOS2 is the best game of all time, should have started there
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>>738845849
E33's gameplay is comprised entirely of walking and shitty paper mario combat
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>>738844263
>5E DnD combat
>good
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>>738881135
IS THIS POST SATIRE?
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BG1 and 2 are 2.0 edition. it takes some wrapping your head around the archaic gameplay systems that 3.0 and later completely reversed. like AC going down used to be good, all the tricks you pull to be a godmode archwizard, certain restrictions like no Evil Paladins no non-Human paladins no multi-classed Paladins none of that degenerate shit
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>>738870621
>replace male characters with female
Is this how troons play games?
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>>738886828
even 2 is more fun than the on-rails snoozefest with no choices that is 5
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>>738844263
>weirdly hostile towards rogues
>Crowd controls massively nerfed across the board
>Racial stat bonuses completely removed with most races given absolutely nothing to compensate for the loss.
>Magic identification removed as a mechanic
>Cleric domains decoupled from the god you worship
>No actual physical spellbooks for mages, its just a tab
>No need to prepare spells, you just get to switch between them as much as you want with the only limitation being that you can't do it in combat
>Copying scrolls to your spellbook costs money for some fucking reason
>a significant chunk of the subclasses are darkness-based, despite hardly any of the areas in the game being dark, no option to play during the night, and the game's general hostility towards stealth combat
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>>738887231
Larian expected you to really Concentrate on Darkness.
D&D devs always do weird shit. Tactical Encounter made some real boneheaded subclasses in Solasta.
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>>738887231
Did you even play the game? Stealth is absolutely busted, rogues are one of the strongest classes, much stronger than their tabletop counteparts.



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