One feature at a time>unskippable cutscenes
>made in San Francisco
>>738849645Sandfall interactive for character writing
Sony exclusive.
>>7388496451 second delay with commands in all menus
>>738849815>the game doesn't exist
There's a companion NPC that constantly gives you advice. You can make him shut up, but if you do you'll constantly miss out on critical information about how to proceed because he's a bandaid for shitty design
>>738849819>all other inputs are ignored until the first registered input actually goes through
Written by Anthony Burch
>>738849819>>738849868We can make it worse with a variable time delay, that way you're not even sure that your inputs are going through sometimes.
>>738849995Devilish
>>738849645>Timed underwater escort mission section
>>738849645>10 minute unskippable cutscenes require constantly pressing a randomly selected key every 30 seconds so you can't take a piss in the meantime
>>738850076>unarmed escort aggressively hunt down any enemy it sees
>>738849645>>738849819>>738849815>>738850076
AI companion.
inverted x axis for the camera
>>738849645Microtransactions that were promised to not be in the game.Why is it so hard for games to just come with everything like they used to?
A quirky side character giving you basic tips on how to play the game through radio comms every 30 seconds
>>738850440He gives basic advice even when you're near the end of the game>Watch out, defeating the boss is causing the building to collapse and the ceiling is coming out! Quick, press W to walk forward toward the exit!
>>738849645>character can't immediately move after a crouch, thereby making you unable to dance to the music
>singleplayer game balanced like it's an online competitive game
> Boring gimmick segments> Keep cutting gameplay with ( unskipable ) cutscences
everything has durability
>>738849645conversations give branching options that always end in the same result.
>>738849819can't navigate to the top of a menu from the bottom and vice versa
>>738849645Comes from a kickstarter with "put your OCs in" tiers reached
To get the good ending you'll have to make a brand new save file after beating the game. Not a New Game+ situation you begin again as how you started.
>>738849645A whole wall of trigger warnings spoiling entire game
>>738851195>best friend betrayal
>>738850959>you need to enter a very specific set of answers to get the good ending>you have to tell the only good character to fuck off and kill himself so that 40 hours later, another character show up for completely unrelated reasons to help you
>>738849645>permanent motion blur and anti aliasing
>>738849645Dying takes you back to the beginning of the game were a 2 hour long cutscene plays and you can't skip it.
>>738849645Thousands of quests, but every one is>run over there and talk to X>now run back and talk to Y
>>738850232inverted y axis when using binoculars
>>738849645>choose your pronouns, after a long, patronising lecture on what each of them mean and why they're so important for inclusivity
>>738850076lets just get it out of the way, this is the baseline
>ennemies can steal equipment
>>738849645>long autoscroller level that loops and the exit is hidden in a pit that appears the same as every other pit
>>738849645Made by Nintendo
>True ending is locked behind DLC
>>738849645Party member dies 3 missions after you get him. You permanently lose any gear he had equipped.
>>738849645>microtransactions
>>738851704>only true endingGacha games don't even ever have an ending by design
>>738849645>Parryslop combat, but with parry frames tied to a tertiary stat that's not even displayed on your character sheet (Ã la DSII).
>>738851479I fucking hate Pokemon Reborn
>>738851781>if the party member dies before that point, it's game over
>>738849645>a lengthy scene out of nowhere where your worst party member comes out as non-binary to her family
>>738851479>Bodytype A and Bodytype B with broken boob slider
>>738852230>no option to tell him to shut the hell up because there's more important things to do>only options to inquire more about them
>>738852165There are so many reasons to hate this piece of shit.
>>738849645>long as *fuck* levels>can only save between levelsI'm playing Amulets&Armor, and fuck that shit.
tank controls
>>738850741Final fantasy has and always will be shit
>>738849645>parryslop combat design ( but worse than sekiro, like all the trend chasing games that tried copying it, nine sol or NINE SOI, as I like to call it, included )
only runs in exclusive fullscreen and it will lower your PCs resolution on startup
>>738849645Unavoidable rape.
Hold F to interact (non-rebindable).No take all key.Pressing or holding F again doesn't close the container.Neither does Esc, you have to click a tiny X in the corner.
Every female character you can romance ends in cuckoldry.
Press C to crouch
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>>738849819>title menu has a real time screen using the engine to show various scenes and animations and explosions and sceneries and shit>it makes everything slow and laggy and triple loading times>it reloads whenever you come back to the menu screen even if you only take a glimpse into the option menu to touch parameters
Title menu runs at 999 fps
>>738849645>Press any button to start>Only one button works
Sell season passes then cancel all DLC a few months later.
>>738852712>melts your GPU while doing it
>>738852568>flashlight has no keybind by default>can't set flashlight keybind to f
>>738849645Devs come out as trans progressively during development and after release, having meltdowns against "intolerant" players each time, with gems like:>This game isn't for you bigots!!...but you already bought it since you don't browse Twitter. They still send you their rants through email and game update changelogs on Steam and in-game automatic pop-ups
>>738850440>ai companion speaking in patented ai patterns and describing any technicalities he's going through, speaking countdowns aloud, or simply spouting technobabble that'd sound ridiculous even in Star Trek refrain yourself from speaking unless it's to make beep boop noises you clankers
>>738852490>tank controls added really late to cash on nostalgiafags>everything is designed with the expectation of you being nimble
>>738849832>if the game is an exclusive then it means it's good
The music keeps playing when you alt-tab, also tab is bound to something in the game and performs that action before minimizing.
>>738851704>true ending also happens to be giga kinofuck the corpo suits for ruining asura's wrath
>>738849645>cutscene plays before you enter the final boss room>game doesn't tell you that just unlocked a million sidequests
>>738849645>temporary companions that you can level up and give equipment to>no indications that he's going to leave>upon leaving he keeps all the shit you gave him, and if you invested into farming XP with him it was all for naught
>>738850246That's very antisemitic of you. Think of the poor shareholders.
>>738852662I gave up on club penguin when it asked a mandatory blood sample to unlock my account
>>738849645Tons of waterfalls.Never anything hidden behind any of them.
>Jumping and sprinting take up stamina from a stamina bar>The bar regenerates pretty slowly>There's an item that gives you infinite stamina for the next 30 seconds>There's only one in the entire game
>>738852712Nvidia shareholders are shown in the ending credits
>>738852913>implying there's a single playstation game
>>738852954>alt+tab teleports you into the shadow realm and you need the task manager to kill the game
>>738853286>attacking and dodging require stamina and every attack/dodge roll consume a large amount of stamina>every combat involves you hitting an enemy once then running circles for a whole minute until your stamina is back up
>>738852954>alt-tabAlt-tab causes game to stuck on black screen. Can't use any commands or open start menu. Can't ctrl+del. Can't change users or go into rest mode. Power button doesn't work either.
>>738851319That's good though.
>>738849645Game logic tied to 30 FPS
>>738849645>alt-F4 resets resolution to default settings 1080x720
>>738854252Why would anybody ever press alt-f4?
>companion prioritize combat over getting inside your vehicle
>>738853734>unplugging computer also doesn't workwhat now
>>738849645the only way to get updates is to either join their discord or follow their bluesky
>>738854278to quit game quickly
>>738849645>gacha
>>738851259>>738852230>>738852359>At least one correct answer is given in non-binary diatribe>Answer is randomized on each playthrough and is innocuous, throwaway lore to prevent guessing
>>738850112>10 minute unskippable cutscenes require constantly pressing a randomly selected key every 30 seconds so you can't take a piss in the meantimehave random QTE's that are tricky to time with changing button prompts where you have to rewatch the entire cutscene if you fail
>>738849645>You encounter a locked door>Same room has a lockpick>You have to traverse through several rooms in order to lockpick a cupboard where you can grab the key for the locked door.
>>738849645True ending needed to truly understand the game (and get 100%) is locked behind a procedurally generated 1000 floor dungeon culminating in a boss fight against some god with 2-3 attacks per turn (random) that always kill whoever they are hitting and has a godzillion HP. That's my favorite genre.
>final boss is a lengthy QTE
>>738849645>training mode is always online
>>738853317>game is made by one guy>the rest of the credits is literally just the marketing department
>>738849645Iverse rumble (the joystick rumble is ative all the time but stops when you take damage)
>it's a shooter and you can aim>but it's hold to aim only, no toggle aim option
>>738852662This is the inevitable future we chose.
Game is primarily online with offline mode.Offline mode availability is tied to your progress in onlineOnline is dead or you cant play it due to some arbitrary reasons
No voice acting
>>738857995>singleplayer game quits and delete your save if the game fails to periodically check with an online server>if for any reason one of the package doesn't reach the server, assume the player lost connection
>>738852662Game is a subscription service, you don't actually buy it. you get locked out when you quit paying.
>>738858927You still have to buy the game for full price, and it comes with a 30 day free trial, but you have to give your credit card info anyway, and the auto-renwal for subscription payments cannot be disabled without calling customer service in india.
Remake has 10x longer cast animations that arent able to be turned off. (Fftactics)
>>738849645Gacha game with Concord style characters
>>738849645Permadeath
>>738852662Don't worry anon, this is all for security reasons :)OOPS another massive server breach just happened and leaked 1 million accounts!
No fail states.
>>738861258No game has a fail state, even in arcade games you can just start over from the beginning
