this much delightfills columns to new heights
I'll fill 808 if you catch my beat.
>>738854874what did Anonymous mean by this
>>738854874>>738855915Do NOT the cat.
>>738854785Fantastic game, absolutely orgasmic first playthrough.There are a bunch of QoL issues that make replays much less fun than they should be, but the towers are amazing.I know the rhythm aspect automatically locks out a significant portion of the population and most people would never be skilled at both keeping rhythm and tracking more complex combat mechanics like weapon swapping but I would still adore a more fleshed-out sequel. I think the game feels a little too simplistic but most people I've watched play get completely overwhelmed by the rhythm aspect>>738856340Oh no, haha, 808 hacked into Peppermint's leg and used it to take control of her mind haha, now she's got a human body to be with Chai haha oh no
>>738854874It's a robot it doesn't feel pleasure
>>738856748I reprogrammed it to feel immense pleasure from human cock
>>738854785Good game, if a bit easy.The big red head woman was the highlight.
>>738855915>tranny colors
>>738854785>>738856827i ship chai with korsica and peppermint
>>738856340I accidentally the cat
>>738856748Assuming it runs on a machine learning algorithm and not a basic state machine, it feels pleasure as whatever its neural network was coded to +1 a "good" value.
>>738856340I'm gonna the cat
https://x.com/ColdBloodedTwi/status/2037240065613537774
>>738854785It's a bad game I got memed
>>738857308
>>738857053>Assuming it runs on a machine learning algorithm and not a basic state machine, it feels pleasure as whatever its neural network was coded to +1 a "good" value.Anon what the fuck are you talking aboutA stateless machine has no "+1 to good value," that's a fucking state.Current ML/LLMs are fully stateless transformers, they feel nothing and know nothing and "respond" based on statistical heuristicsA stateful program is the ONLY kind of program that might theoretically "feel" anything.
>>738856827>Good game, if a bit easy.It had to be easy to allow rhythm-lets the ability to play it.
>>738854785when does it get good?
>>738857316If you are not a jojo fag there is really no point playing it since the entire thing is a jojo reference, im assuming you played it with the original VAs
>>7388588792 hours in after the tutorial shit ends with korsica and you can use all the combos
>>738858879>18 minutesSo you got about 5 seconds into the tutorial where all you can do is walk? How powerful is your ADHD? I think Goku might want to fight it.The game's got a slow start, it takes about 3 stages to fully introduce all of the mechanics.
>>738858768There's a difficulty that kills you if your rhythm is bad enough. It sometimes goes out of its way to make it easier to stay on beat, but it still punishes mistiming. It was relatively easy on normal because the target audience was about 13 and this is supposed to distract them from Roblox.
>>738858984anon all of the main mechanics are available by Zanzo, Korsica is much later. The last big thing you get that isn't purchased is the parry.>>738858914Zanzo is a jojo reference and that's about it. You might be retarded.
>>738859081Rhythm Master is trivial to anyone with a sense of rhythm and impossible for those without, the game is a simple rhythm game tied to a simple action game because making either too complicated would lock a huge chunk of people out of being capable of playing.As a musician and a DMCfag I would've appreciated both things being much more complex but I understand that would alienate 99% of the player base.
Yeah manI hope the sequel is still a thing
>>738858984>2 hours in after the tutorial shit ends kek they made it so you can't refund this shit
>>738859497>HRT rush>ever getting shitLMAO tango was killed by this turd AND to koreans that bought them focus mostly on mobile shit
>>738859940>>738859497HFR2 is in development at Krafton by the same team>IT KILLED TANGOMikami leaving killed Tango because the only reason Tango ever existed was so Microsoft could put Mikami's name on their shareholder presentations.The plan was to send HFR out to die with zero marketing and blame the closing on that but then it was a surprise hit so they had to wait a few months before dropping the blade.
>>738860221Mikami is currently working on Stellar Blade 2 iirc.
>>738860283Mikami never had anything to do with HFR anyways, it was his protege that directed.His new studio merged with Shift Up but that doesn't mean he's working on Stellar Blade 2. Stellar Blade is dog shit, Mikami makes his own projects.
>>738860221For me? The Evil Within 2 killed them, shame cause it's a good game.
>>738860485>His new studio merged with Shift Up but that doesn't mean he's working on Stellar Blade 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb2Ct3yyB4g
>>738860616Anon he was already working on a project at Unbound and Stellar Blade 2 as also already under development. You understand that a company can work on more than one project at a time, right?You're a fucking moron.
>ITT>HFR is bad>SB is dogshitYou little zoomers are so fucked in the head. You don't take any enjoyment, purely because things aren't perfect, and they never will. You'll never be happy from anything.
>>738854785I'm shit at rhythm games and I still had fun.But game peaks at the first boss fight.
>>738860736HFR is fantastic, if easy.Stellar Blade is indeed dog shit. Weightless shiny garbage that papers over its terrible enemy/combat design with instant parry cancels.
>>738860221IIRC the devs said the shadowdrop was their idea
>>738860806>HRT is fantasticat least you admit you're a tranny with shit taste
>>738860806>It wasn't Dark SoulsTranslated.
>>738860940But he said that Stellar Blade is bad? Enjoy your iceskating yellow paint slop i guess.
>>738860942>>738860940there is no reason to be upset
>>738861007>Enjoy your iceskating yellow paint slopbut enough about HRT flop
>>738860221>HFR2 is in [retardation]NOPE it isn't, that was the IDEA but so far the gooks are too busy with their ceo being a piece of shit and focusing on mobile games>the plan was to send it with no marketingit was the developers idea, a retarded one>was a surprise hitKEKAROOOO no, it was a flop
This might actually go down in history as the last truly great game ever made. Nothing that's come out since has been equal to it. Glad to see it's making trannies and jeets seethe. Peppermint best girl.
>>738860736>HRT rush is badbut this is true
>>738854785Dogshit fucking gamefor trannies
>TRANNIES
>>738861182Imagine getting mad that an industrial workplace has safety regulations, kek. This just proves you literally don't have the brainpower to understand the diagetic argument. Stay with your brainlet slop.
Even this game has its own dedicated schizo?
>>738861426>he saved his own retarded postthat is sad little brobut you are saying hrt rush fags are /pol/turds then? >>738861350?jeez what a turn of events
>>738861647>>738861506>>738861494>profile located in: India
>>738861547no, people just don't like the game and it has bad publicity since the day it released with shills spamming the board
>>738861182I bet you thought that this was some epic own but that anon is correct >>738861432Also wow you're really shitting your diaper ITT.
>>738861712>retards were filtered since day 1I'm aware.
>>738861494>>738861506Haters of SOVL in full meltdown mode. The beat doesn't stop. Have a Korsica.
>>738861547Anything remotely related to NG/DMC/Clover/Platinum attracts BR's and Indians obsessed with online American politics. It's a curse.God Hand on youtube is unwatchable.
>>738861712replying with "yes" would have been simpler
>>738861647>>738861737The most indian grammar to exist.
The game is great, it was a breath of fresh air and I'm kinda sad it never came out on switch because it's one of the few games I'd double dip to play it portably.
>>738861708good morning microjeetsoft saar
>>738861814lmao why the meltie fag? people just dont like the gamei love SOVL in my games, hrt rush is just devoid of one
>>738861804yeah people tend to filter garbage, not a surprise
>>738861737>jeet mentions diaperskek you're brown
It appears my superiority has caused some controversy
>>738861934It's okay buddy you'll develop a sex drive and love for stylish games eventually. Have a Peppermint this time.
>>738861835yes to the game getting a lot of totally "organic" threads and posts that never really talked about the game or any gameplay at all?sure
>mental illness sidecutShan't be playing.
>>738854785I stopped playing this game when you got the ability to have that girl shoot enemies because the game doesn’t have manual aiming so you can’t implement her into your juggle combos reliably.
I should go back and finish getting my golden guitar but as much as I love the game getting through the first few stages on replays is a slog. They really needed to add a cutscene/dialog skip after one completion.
>>738862114>>738862121>brown tranny sideshaveOf course the trannies and browns would defend this garbage lol.
>>738862306Invest in a thesaurus, it really seems like you only know 10 words in english
>>738862069>massive flop>killed its studio>bought by a korean publisher>sequel in development hell, if even being worked on>only achievement is bickering with flopspoken fags and producing the most ironic pic ever>>>superiorityi guess>>738862121i love stylish games this is just not one, i won't even start on the actual artstyle being terrible but the gameplay just being a gimmicky combination that gets dull after the first hour is its biggest sini mean shit, even DMC fags have more to talk about in their threads, here? ghost town with the same 5 pics and the only fun thing is seeing you tards have a meltdown about it being an objective flop
808 best girl
>>738862207Yeah, the character design just screams DEI
>>738862417Invest in a toilet instead of shitting in the streets, sanjay.
>>738862417don't need one, unlike you i wasn't born in india
>>738854785This game is genuinely fucking midIt's not bad, very tranny, but not badBut holy fuck is it mediocre as fucking shit
>>738862207>REEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE THIS GAME HAVE A CUTE PUNK GIRLSidecut delusion syndrome is just sad. They can't even name a bad character with that cut.>Laura: great sexy character>Sombra: great sexy character>Peppermint: great sexy characterV was the closest to a disaster but now that game is beloved. I genuinely can't think of a single example where that haircut ended up being a warning sign for a bad game.Besides, if you don't like it, just change it.
>the BRs lash out at any game that threatens their beloved Ninja GaidenOne of the weirdest social dynamics I've ever seen, really.At least they're kind enough to broadcast their presence by over-relying on trolling tech that went out of style in the States years ago
>>738862656>ugly brown amputranny
This is a real statue that you can buyEvery day we stray further from god's light
>>738862495This whole section was fucking hype.
>>738862835Imagine seeing this and thinking about trannies. Holy shit I'm so glad I'm straight and white.
>>738863073It's a hell of a finale, frankly the energy of the whole game is extremely high once you're past Zanzo.Korsica loses best girl status to 808 purely because the VA couldn't keep up her accent.
>>738863037I own this by the way.
>>738863073>>738862495I love the idea that 808 started out with essentially just the mind of a housecat but started evolving when she synced up with Chai's heart/brainIIRC Peppermint even mentions at one point that she'd never seen 808 behave so strangely before
>>738863430And it's that fact that allows her to save the day in the end. Chai inspires all those around him to be a hero.
