NINTENDOOOOOOSTOP THEM FROM FIXING THEIR CONSOLES NOWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*flips amiibo table*
there has never been a documented report of drift on switch 2
>>738862673>Uses the same hardware
>>738862673There's nothing to play on it so it makes sense
>>738863083>he thinks we are talking about a snoystation 5
>>738862419This has to be stopped
>>738862419Don't you EVER flip my fucking amiibo table again.
>>738863735I pretty sure Israel, Iran, China and Russia are more NPC
>>738863940what a weird selection of countriesespecialy russians that pirate everything and break every rule
>>738862419>NINTENDOOOOOO>STOP THEM FROM FIXING THEIR CONSOLES NOWWWWWWW>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>*flips amiibo table*They respect the manufacturer who made it, thats why japan loves apple
expected melty
>>738862419shame that switch's encryption boundaries is within siliconcant sniff no shit
>>738865812switch 2*they really learned their lesson
>>738863069It doesn't though. The Switch 2 joycon sticks feel way smoother than the Switch's, so something's changed.
>>738865971but it's same ALPS resistive stuffTMR or even hall effect is just superior to resistive no matter how fancy resistive sticks are
Don't worry my man KA$H is on this
>>738864826*mods my japanese games*
>mfw nintendo banned my console because they detected sudden significant statistical distribution drift over the installed stick compared to their factory calibration data
>>738864826>huuuooohhhhh, in grorious nippon we respect sushi chef, highest honoru... japan zettai perfect society.....>EEEEEHHHHHH, NANDE TAKESHI, YOU DONT WANTU STAY 18 HOUR WORKUDAY? IMPOSSIBRU, MUSTO GROPE WOMAN ON TUREINO TO COPEU
just found one of my switch1 joycons.totally forgot that the analog just straight up ripped itself off somehow.I was using grip extension anyways, but still. ass.
>>738863083INSTANT KILL.
>>738863083kek godamn
>>738866218he looks like he's seen some shit
>>738863083Donkey kong bonanza was nominated for game of the year so we all know you are wrong
>>738867012well the whole thumb-facing portion of the stick is held together by some 2mm thick portion with weeny notchesif not snapped you can likely shove it back
>>738862673>>738863083Pray for me as I go on a perilous journey for Switch 2 games.
>>738868026nah its snapped. just tossed it away.also found this monster hunter extra analog thing for the 3DS again and the circle pad just straight up crumbled into dust when I touched it.
>>738868203bruhplasticizer total death lolmaybe you can buy a 3ds replacement pad as they are iirc compatible
>>738868287i mean the gray thingyalso why throw the whole thing away?replacement sticks are like 2 dollars each from aliexpress or other similar chink shops and there is no soldering requried
>>738868287its fine I probably wont play MH on this anymore now that I can emulate it and my basic 3DS XL is still fine.>>738868408cba opening up the joycon. I did that once to replace a case and it was very annoying. I wont ever use that anyways as I have these hori things that I like much more.
>>738864459he is someone pretending to be american by naming american "enemies"t. a real american
>>738863083But enough about the PS5 kek
>>738868504fair, i do like tinkering/fixing stuff but it's definitely not for everyone
>>738868607I dont mind it with other controllers and handhelds but the joycons are just really annoying for me.some feel like they are designed to be a pain in the ass to take apart. in the joycons case its just there being too much shit in a tiny space.
>>738868843well to be fair, you really do need tweezers for that.connector placement is lowkey annoying and i once cooked its fuse with tweezers and soldering 0402 fuse was a total pita
>>738864826oguuuuu i agree gayleuuuu fuakku my waifu resprectfululy she is precisely wetto
>>738864826Is it respectful to the chef to censor your own games to appease CERO and western feminists?
>>738863545>>738868586All three current gen consoles are no games machines.
>>738870585CERO determines if your game gets any kind of audience at all since they take age restrictions extremely seriously over there so yeah
>>738864826Check this out weebfaggot and seethe
>Switch 2 joycon driftIs this faggot selling snake oil? Nobody has mentioned drift on the S2. Even the deranged jeet Snoytrannies who spend their entire days shitposting Nintendo on /v/ never tried that tactic.
>>738864826japs are extremely autistic but thats why I love them
>>738863083tpbp
>>738864826IM TOO CHICKENRYU TO BLAME HONORABRU NINTENDO FOR THEIR SHITTO GAMES AND DORIFTUFAAAK UUU!!!!
>>738862419>Have to buy Gulikit TMR to fix the SHITCH you paid $500 forlol lmao
>brown hands
If one of your Joy-Cons gets damaged, just buy another one. Don't be brown and poor.
years later i have never had drift on any of my switch controllers. It's 1000% idiots throwing their controllers around and breaking stuff.
>Ramjeet selling shit to fix a problem that literally doesn't existSAARR DO THE NEEDFUL AND BUY THIS! YOU WILL SURELY GET THE KARKLAND!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IHMz9YZXGMNINTENDO SAMA,THIS IS NOT REAL, YOUR PRODUCTS ARE UNBREAKABLE
>>738863940Airman, I know you are probably just out of tech school, but you aren't supposed to mention Israel in anything that isn't glowing praise.
>>738872014You have the "brown and poor" people to thank for your upcoming games being lower priced, asshole.
>>738871084they are just general purpose computers (PCs/Phones) with a chastity belt bolted and welded shut
>>738867752Goyslop
>>738868518>israel>american enemy
>>738874432he's from /pol/ so cut him some slack
>>738862419>drift """"resistant""""So they still drift
>>738867752so is mixtape, your point?
>>738875271>TMR>'resistant'in practice they are drift free, resistant is an understatement and just a liability hedge
>>738863083heh
>>738875639(me)failure is mostly the center spring or whatever responsible for centering the stick back mechanically
>>738862673my Switch 1 started to drift in less than a year. my Switch 2 are completely fine. the left stick rubber is already wearing out though.
>>738863069retard
>>738864826I'd order a plate of fugu, eat 10 slices ( well dipped in onions sauce) in a single mouthful, and I would barely even chew it.
>>738863083the comment that caused reddit genocide
>>738867752Bananza has a beginning and an end, once you played it you don't play it again for years, the only reason to use an stitch 2 is to play switch 1 games with better quality in handheld, there's literally like 5 games in switch 2 that aren't 1 upgrades.https://www.nintendolife.com/guides/all-nintendo-switch-2-exclusive-gamesLiterally like 20 games in the list and half haven't even released and half of the released are literally shovelware slop.
>>738863545>>738868586>PS5 has no games>Switch 2 fags won't buy most of their gamesIf a tree falls in the forest and nothing is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
>>738875778>rubber is already wearing outHow?
>>738879102he's a sweaty gamergot it? haha :DDDDDD
>>738862673One of my friends has a Switch 2 and one of his controllers drifts pretty damn badly
>>738864826Kek this is the same autism that bethesda fans have when you mod their games
>>738862419I've literally fallen asleep while playing and woken up laying on my switch two multiple times. Still no drift.
>>738864826It's funny to see vassals speak about pride when they've been living under an American heel for half a century.
>>738879526A joy con or a pro controller?
>>738879865Joycon
>>738863083tendies will never recover from this
>>738879718>I've literally fallen asleep while playingThe games are that boring?
>>738880060I play picross to help me fall asleep at night sometimes.
>>738863083based>>738864826>Image.>Strict adherence to outdated, irrelevant and counter-productive tradition.This is why Japan is dying.>Loving apple.Take it back, they're already dead.
>>738866218>Has that mix hard liquor and cocaine face.
