Why do videogames HAVE to sexually titilate you?
>>738863975You gonna give a nigga some sauce or what? Reverse image search isn't giving me shit
>>738863975because I don't buy them if they don't
>>738863975They never had to, was always just a bonus to go with the art and characters and backgrounds and music and gameplay and whatnot. That being said, always wanted to try Red ninja
>>738863975What do you mean?
They don't necessarily need to titillate. There's something artistically dishonest about trying to portray exceptional humans, human-adjacent creatures, who aren't sexual beings, though. And you see that dishonesty in more than just that aspect, when it comes to the sfw, calarts blob bullshit that western devs like. Tumblr cartoons and flabby, untoned bodies doing great things. Pitiful delusion.
>>738863975because it adds to the fun
i n-need the sauce
>>738863975Sex with that clown please
>>738863975Clussy sex is best sex.
>>738864506>>738865170Buggy The Clown from the hit manga and anime series One Piece.
>>738865829Please do not ruin clowns with 3D whores
>>738866030Ok sorry.
>>738864506Saucenao database hasn't been updated since 2025 or so.
>>738863975boobs too small
>>738865829>>738866223i just thought about it, but isnt it just funny how women will put on silly clothes for attention, i mean dressing attractive is one thing, but this is just dressing like a sort of sexy clown? it's just weird
>>738864875>There's something artistically dishonest about trying to portray exceptional humans, human-adjacent creatures, who aren't sexual beings, though.What do we mean by "exceptional" here? 'cause that doesn't have to correlate with physical beauty. Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein were exceptionally intelligent, but they weren't beautiful men.
>>738863975>letting a clussy thread die wow it's so over for this board
>>738864506>>738865170>>738865303>>738867994I COULD give sauce, however, it's a private art, and I specifically don't want THIS guy >>738865829 >>738866223 >>738869447 to have it. Pomni is just the zoomies' Harley Quinn, she's for pretend-clownnoisseurs.
>>738863975If she kisses someone do they also turn into Clowns?
>>738869810It would be extremely painful
>>738869850You're a funny guy.
>>738869768niggerfaggot
>>7388699074u
i live in peace knowing you'll all ack yourselves soon
>>738870013I've thought about it, but it'd break my family's souls, and I would really miss them too. I'd miss playing with my nephews and nieces. I'd miss going out for coffee with my dad. I'd miss chilling out with mom. I'd miss watching shitty movies with my sister. I'd miss gaming with my brother. I'd miss a lot.
>>738869768Please, anon... my balls are about to burst. Don't make the innocent suffer for the sins of the guilty.
>>738870470Anon even if I showed you, you wouldn't really like it, she has lipples
>>738870674Could be worse
>>738870674Your attempts to make me back down are only having the opposite effect. Give me the sauce
>>738870674I for one LIKE lipples.
>>738870742Well. She could have lipples AND a dick with lips. I'm not normal.
>>738870831>>738870851>Being this turned on by clown pixels!You silly boys!
>>738870831>>738870837They're REALLY big lipples tho
>>738871061I bet I draw bigger ones...
>>738871060Ikr? Hahahahahahahaha... hahaha... haha...
>>738871102They're REALLY huge, I'm not kidding. You guys would just laugh honestly lol
>>738871253nice bait
>>738871407Eh. Jannies are gungho anyway, I'm sure lipples somehow classify as NSFW. Funny thing is, you actually can find the non-lipple version, it's out there, just not on the typical aggregator sites. It's on FurAffinity. I'm not joking.
This is kinda gay but vidya doesn't have to turn you on, you're just overly horny becAuse you lack any silence in your lives. >t. guy who lacks silence in his life
>>738871568>you lack any silence in your lives.Wdym? I'm horny because of the silence/boredom
>>738863975They don'tBut I won't complain
>>738870674Cut the chase and post the pic.
>>738871551Catbox is a thing, you know
Why are you niggas arguing and not posting clussy?
You're really HONKING me off! Post the sauce or prepare to be CREAM PIED.
>clown girls>NEVER have big clown feet>if they do, its only the shoesTherefore, by process of elimination, April First from Monster Con is the best clown girl.Artists are a blight.
Well then, I guess Pomni won.
>>738864506looks like ugly bimbo shithave some standards
>>738863975they don't have to, but they have to be fun otherwise, I just want to see characters that don't look like swamp hags at McDonalds or whatever. I would go to McDonalds and enjoy the view if I wanted that which I clearly don't. There's a reason they hire sexy and cute women to be waitresses at bars who also happen to be charismatic and customer-service oriented. (because people want to feel like they belong along that sort of crowd.)
>>738873635stop being an attentionwhore and post the full thing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>738873720Nigga you'll get me fucking banned SHE HAS A FAT COCK
>>738873635>lipplesMY FUCKING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>738873849you are already getting banned nigga post it before they get you
>>738863975Nobody is obligated to play games that don't interest them.
>>738873874No, not yet, lipples might just skirt the NSFW rule, fingers crossed
>>738873928
>>738873294shes the only one that looks decent in the games tumblr artstyleunfortunately shes held back by the tumblr writers
>>738873635how fucking mentally ill do you have to be to find that attractive
>>738873635bro.... that's cringe
>>738874067>>738874103Oh thats nothin, I'm way past mental expiration date.
>>738873635Post the dick, do things properly or don’t share them at all.
>>738874150Dont worry anon, ive commissioned worse. Why, i'm COMMISSIONING worse.
>>738863975Because the games made by trannies, fags, or cucks are deliberately designed to play, look, and sound like shit. Not every game with T&A is good, but a good game with T&A is automatically superior to western tranny AAA/indie slop infected with kike propaganda.
kek he got nukedwhat did I tell you >>738873874
>>738874410I'm still here :*
>>738874384Thanks, anon, it's hard being "irregular" out here. Cogs that just refuse to turn, lmao
>>738874384COOMissioning worse you say?
>>738874454Use Catbox.
>>738874602You saw what happened, and you haven't even seen her dick yet. I'm not riskin it bro.
>>738874454post the dick
>>738874674You can post even more deranged shit with a link without risking a ban thougheveralbeit.But w/e, this is my last (You).
>>738863975Because if the studio is obviously listening to people who just hate heterosexual men, I won't play the game. And looking at the state of the Hollywood machine, neither will most other people. Everything in the game should be there to make the world more exciting and interesting for the player in some way, and the overwhelming majority of said players for most games are normal heterosexual guys. Obviously, the kinds of female characters that guys will most look forward to meeting are those who are idealized for guys.A better question is why does every segment of society HAVE to concern itself with the insecurities of 40 year old cat ladies? Hollywood is fighting to the death on that hill.
>>738874775I never was fishing nigga, you guys got on my case over cropped clowns. I obliged, and it got deleted. If I show more than that, I'll get banned. Simple as.
>>738863975Considering the filename, the commissioner or OC is called Nora. I will use this plus my autistic digital sleuthing to FIND THE SOURCE.
>>738870674Post the fucking art or post the fucking artist
>>738874910Use thishttps://catbox.moe/
>>738875053Artist is Meshpet
>>738874957No need>>738875081Just look up Meshpet. Again, won't be the lipple version, and /v/ jannies in particular are more trigger happy than other boards, I won't taunt them.
what was the point of this thread OP
>>738873570>He doesn't like bimbos!Kek! I'm sorry about your tiny penis!Bimbos are beautiful sex goddesses!
>>738875263A conversation starter with a cheeky crop of a commission I got. Was I supposed to know what would happen lmao
>>738875371yeah well can you at least post more futa lipples things in a catbox and make it worth my time
>>738875445OK. Listen, she has lips on her dick as well (and the artist forgot to draw her balls, and I forgot to remind them :( ). You still wanna see it? It's not conventionally attractive to say the least.
>>738863975They don’t, but there’s a time and a place for it. Random example and I’ve never even played metal gear solid but I imagine the girl characters from that having sex appeal in tight tacticool armor, it would be weird and inappropriate for them to be styled like modern/jewish ugly, ruins your immersion and reminds you of contemporary politics and activism. Sorry this post isn’t more concise but the point is it’s not a bad thing for a game to not have sex appeal (Mario or soemthing) but it is a bad thing for outside politics to erode away at art and remove sex appeal where it normally would be given a setting.
>>738875538i jerk off to insane shit on sillytavern like futa tau from 40k with gigantic smegma-covered horsecocks i really don't give a shit dawg just post it
>>738875586So basically, if you're gonna do sexy characters, don't hold back/let politics influence you. The thing is, I do agree, but sexiness is inherently subjective. I mean, the fucking Mass Effect blue alien girl is briefs-stainingly sexy to a lot of guys, but all I see is a weirdly bulbous head.
>>738875538You know I saw the OP pic and just knew that it was futapost the futa lip dick already, I've beat it to way way worse
>>738875726Sheesh, okhttps://files.catbox.moe/1dw87p.png
>>738875827Legitimately asking: how did you know? You wouldn't tell, but I actually do care a lot about character design, it's a process I enjoy. What gave it away?>>738875827
>>738875870thank youthis is some good stuff and you have good taste for commissioning itdo you have like a public archive of your comms?
>>738875870based love lipples, never thought of lipenis but that is peak
>>738875870I must be some form of autistic. I like the lipples and the lipdick, and the big tits are great. But the second I see the bimbo lips on her face, I lose all semblance of a boner.
>>738875936DunnoMaybe I've seen the art style before and associate it with cocksClowns are a pretty hypersexual fascination, so it's not a bad guess to assume it's attached to something more out thereShame about the missing balls, though. And I thought the lips would encompass the whole head instead of just the tip. I wrote a story about a cock with teeth once but never published it anywhereDid you ask for the long toe nails too?
>>738875953Thanks bro. And no, I don't honestly, I've been thinking about it but a lot of my old stuff I just really don't like anymore desu. I could do a "best of" tho I guess>>738875965Thanks
>>738876079a best-of would be appreciatedalso tell me about your OC so i can crank my hog to her with context
>>738875870I'm not gay, but I'm still saving that picture to remove that dreaded penis.
>>738876052That is pretty surprising, idk bro.>>738876061Interesting insight about the hyper fascination thing. And no, those were the artist's touch, as were the long fingernails.
>>738876148You can just ask for the regular versionhttps://files.catbox.moe/rolnnk.png>>738876138I'm in-between on her backstory, but atm: Shady clown woman who's part of a sleazy underground circus for degenerate elites
>>738876462sick nipplesis she genetically modified or something? why does she have so many bizarre features
>>738876520That's mostly the artist's interpretation, I like giving them some leeway as a commissioner, makes the process easier, you get to see some interesting takes, and it's just good for business relations.
>thread goes quietJorkin to clowns? Yup. That's how they get got.
>>738863975We expecting a third piece, anon? I liked yesterday's girl more
>>738877059Oh I got way more, friend. Like way way more. Some push the boundaries, some don't. Idk maybe it's time I did that public "best of" page.
>>738877059was there a first that I missed?
>>738877149Ahhhh it's gonna be such a hassle remembering all the artists' names and crediting them correctly, shieeeet.
>>738877185Yeah I did one yesterday with a different comm, anon just got a mind like a steel trap for remembering it.
>>738876462neat, what's her sexual preferences?
>>738875371so is this bimbo clown a futa then? if so I'm disappointed, I don't like dicks on girls.
>>738877556>neat, what's her sexual preferences?Huh. Never thought about it. Whatever you want, anon. In my mind, I think she literally gets off of power lmao.>>738877678There's a regular version >>738876462
Whatever happened to the porn comic series about the wereclown girl? The last one I remember seeing was the one where she got into a fight with a sock puppet (her own sentient hand) over who could give a better handjob
>>738877797nice>catbox loading like internet back in the early 2000s
>>738877863That would be.... Nickels the Clown, I think, I forgot her artist's name, good stuff.
>>738877981>>738877863Oh, Lemonfont.
>>738877904that's not on catbox, just read the lastest two posts here and you'll see whyhttps://blog.catbox.moe
>>738873294BASED
>>738877340post it
OP, do you have any other pics of her (or other futa OCs) on hand?
>>738877981>>738878047>abandoned all other accounts and now exclusively posts on patreon (all paywalled of course) and bluesky Oh joy
>>738878442The Nickels comic has ended anyway, so if it's clussy you want you're not missing anything
>>738878442OH AND HE KILLED HIS WEBSITE WERE ALL OF HIS OLD COMICS WERE ARCHIVED HOLY SHIT
>>738878442I think you can find it on sadpanda still?>>738878407I do, but instead of this piecemeal stuff I'll just drop the beat of what I got on a page somewhere. That being said, I have no completely private arts, I always let my artists post public versions, it's the crazier ones that I keep to myself. So if you can pay attention to my calling cards, you can find everything I've ever commissioned out there, including non-clown stuff. Let me think about the public page thing more.
>>738878054why is it still slow though if they already blocked the heccin ai data centers?
>>738863975Games don't need to do anything for me. I also don't need to play them when they don't do anything for me.
>>738878834it was slowing down for a while (due to mass dumping of slop) then data centers brought it to a halt, were blocked, and it's not back to slow (due to mass dumping of slop)there's not really a good solution here
what if all girls turned into clown girls and they could only speak in clown puns and couldn't swear?
>>738879032It woule be hilarious!
>>738876052Jesus dude. See a psychiatrist
>>738879190I think I can explain this one, having spent years of my life designing crazy characters. Between the clown nose and the big lips, it might just be within the range of the uncanny valley for anon, the perversion of the familiar, without going right up into space as the lipples and penislips, which are far past any familiarity. Idk tho I'm not a therapist.
>>738878832>on a page somewherehow do we find it?
>>738879763I'll tell yoy guys? I don't know, haven't even decided which site, it's all lame out there atm.
>>738863975They don't, but they also don't have to go the other way and work hard to not titillate me either
>>738880018What do you mean? Can you give examples?
>>738879953I thought it was already upSorry for the prodding, I just wanted to make sure I saw it all before the thread got deleted possibly
>>738880084Oh you wouldn't have anyway, I have... shit, what, a 150 commissions? Has to be more. Not all clown stuff, mind, but yeah. If I do ever get to it I'll let tell you guys about it somehow. Like I said, everything I have ever commissioned is already out there, I don't hide anything deliberately, usually I leave it up to the artists to post whatever versions they wanna show, and as you could probably guess, not all of them want to plaster futa dicks and whatnot on their profiles. Others keep the alts for the patreons and what have you. Either way, I make it a point to never do completely private commissions.
>>738871551SHOW ME THE FUCKING LIPPLE VERSION DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET LIPPLE ART!>!?!??!?!??!
>>738875870THANK YOU
>>738880369hope I don't miss out on whenever you get around to itgood luck with it
>>738880795Thanks, I'll keep you guys in the loop. If you wanna see my stuff out in the wild just look for big bimbo clowns with a domme-y look to them, it's probably me. I also hate jesters and mimes, so if you see those they ain't mine for sure.>>738880675Here ya go>>738875870And>>738876462
I do not appreciate it but thanks for the catbox.
>>738881293No problem. It's an already niche subject matter, further twisted into the absurd, I understand.
>>738863975Why do people HAVE to make jesters so sexually arousing?
>>738868525It's EMPOWERING
>>738873570Bimbos are based, let me enjoy my fetish
>>738869768I have no dog in this fight but anyone who gatekeeps good content is a brother in my book.
>>738879032Literally nothing would change.
>>738871568This. Monkbros get it.
>>738881559Hey I tried to fight the good fight, but I had to open the gate or my clown bros would have gotten the dreaded Blue Balls of Death. But still, fuck Pomni.
>>738881559what, you have a great love for patreon paywalls too?
>>738881454My nigga!Bimbos are beautiful sex goddesses who love to drink sweet creamy cum.
>>738875371You could just...not reply>SAUCE SAUCE POST THE SAUCE>...See how easy that could have been?
>>738881787but then there wouldn't be a threadcome the fuck on, like you had something better to do
>>738875538>forgot to draw her ballsIf all you said was "futa" then they were completely in the right not to draw balls. By the way futa women ejaculate using their ovaries, so they're actually spraying eggs when they cum.
>>738878728Love when artists do that.
>>738881857Idk I like it better when OP has something special then just ignores all the begging browns
>>738881892You're right, but the term "futa" has long changed to "woman with a full set of dick & balls, no pussy". When? I'm not sure, but I bet you it had to do with DmitrysFuta.
>>738882052what a weird take thenthis sounds like projection, if op wants to share then he can, if you have "special" stuff you never want anyone else to see then don't, wanting to force that on other people is weird as shit
>>738882054>the term "futa" has long changed to "woman with a full set of dick & balls, no pussy"Only to retards who think futas are the same as rl trannies and that it's a transphobic term
>>738881685I used to until kemono went down
>>738882310It's not uncommon for words to change meaning over time, even when they're in literal opposition to the word itself ("futa" literally means "two of", so they must have both bits). It's what's widely known at the moment, but yes, you're right. Barely anybody does the "real" futas anymore anyway.
>>738875870this is extremely based
>>738882850Thanks
>>738882260People need to suffer.
>>738863975Likely the person has unfulfilled sexual desires so the games become their outlet A good question is why do autists always have some crazy sexual fixations? Because they're too socially awkward to meet real women
>>738875870Enlightened taste.
>>738863975
>>738863975>>738865170>>738865303Stop making these threads.
>>738863975They didn't have to.But because they decided that they have, to, absolutely, at all costs, HAVE TO NOT sexually titilate me, is why I'm only ever going to buy games that do.
>>738884306There was another thread?
>>738863975yeah i don't get it eitheri blame the weebs
>>738873635kek
I kinda wish there was a game where you romance a clown girl, and she's like, actually funny. And cute. Doesn't have to be cute&funny, just cute AND funny.You know, with puns, jokes, and gags, but without this weird transformation or hyper bimbo trash.
>>738863975Picturd?
>>738875870finally
>>738885128Sadly comedy is a strictly male trait
>>738885768
>>738885825You have to specify that you mean the profession
>>738883263Actually it's because the government
>>738875870Quality
>>738875870Wasn't worth all the build up
>>738863975If this sexually titillates you, you might be mentally ill
>>738884927Gachafags aren't weebs, they're expats that defected to chinkslop and gookslop
>>738869768Honestly based. That circus show is so boring I have no idea how zoomers gaslit themselves into liking it.
>>738865829Uhhh sexo I need sexo with thick flabby pussy please I need sexo God give me plap sexo with clussy before you take my life
