Corneria, fourth planet of the Lylatsystem.
>>738868673The corn area is full of corn. Lel
>>738868673i loved the vibe that was like the whole civilization was on the verge of doom
>>738868673why didn't pepper just execute Andross?
>star fox threads are getting autosaged someone's mad...
>>738870135he is woke
>>738870175if that were true Andross would've been rehabilitated, not banished to toxic atmosphere planet
>>738870135Wanted to use his scientific mind for more tech upgrades.
>>738870135If you kill your enemiesYou win
So I finally played Zero and yeah, game deserved to bomb. What a joke.Guard was surprisingly good, though.
I refuse to accept Krystal being gone, she has to come back.
>>738868673Kino...
Command's Arwing II is the best version.
>>738871262statistically worse than the OG Arwing
Assault is so fucking bad. The Landmaster controls are unplayable.
>>738871435Nah its cool
>>738871435It controls...like a tank
>>738868673https://youtu.be/jbVYXZDrsiE
>>738871435it's so funny that people talk about assault like it's the best shit ever when it's just bad halo
>>738870839Wish granted, the monkey's paw curls and she's back in the game, but bow she's the quirky, quippy Gamer-grrrrl of the group.>>738871435I just now realized that in SF64, the Landmaster is exclusively on rails, where in Assault, it's exclusively all-range.
>>738872436It plays nothing like Halo. Its more like a crappy version of Battlefront
>>738870839That would imply Nintendo's forgotten her when she's in Smash
>>738872504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0J9N6M922w&t=21sThe JP animations for Assault are so expressive.
>>738872675
>>738872413https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnDLZtkwP7I&t=3414s
>>738872675What the fuck is with the modulators on their voices? Is it the recording or is it like that in-game, too?
>>738872906It's like that ingame, Assault has some very strange sound playback. Sounds are simultaneously over-bass boosted and very crunchy/tinny.
>>738872983Is it only the English release, or is the Japanese version like that, too?
>>738872906It's like that in game to simulate being over the radioI like it
>>738872610Being in Smash as an accessory isn't a sign of life really, Krystal hasn't been in any Star Fox title since Command.Zero and Starlink covering events before Krystal would come and join Star Fox shouldn't prevent her from making a cameo, showing what she was doing in Cerinia.
>>738873073It's a lot more noticeable in the English version, in the JP version they don't have the effect over the voices during briefings, but the compression is more apparent that way. Might be why the English dub team kept the effect on.
Imagine hearing this and thinking it's bad https://youtu.be/Cqv4YB14uH4
>>738872675Also, in the Japanese version when you first encounter the Aparoid boss, it takes a shot at Slippy. They changed it to Krystal int he English one, lol.
>>738873458The ONE thing Assault got 100% right was the music. There's even a bunch of funky tracks used for the Multiplayer maps a lot of people might have missed.
>>738873458I don't think anyone that hates Assault thinks the soundtrack is bad.
I find it funny that literally no one cares about Panther Caruso, not even furries
>>738874078He's just your average spanish womanizer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQUpur-s1zg
>>738874078His entire existence is just baiting stakes in the Fox and Krystal relationship.
>>738874337>Desert level>Desert music starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASVeYltVlC8&list=PL62RmXgElQ19RiHTinL10juwI3_Sw9jsL&index=37
>>7388727507 year age gap
>>738874669... So?
>>738874719He started dating her when she was a teenager.
>>738874980She was 19 in Adventures you retarded faggot.
>>738875150NineTEEN is a teenager. He may be a retarded faggot but he is technically correct which is all that matters on the internet
>>738872504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqpTOwhvh8UPEPPY HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
>>738875701>pizzadyne
>>738875816>Are ya winnin’ Fox?
>>738875816>THIS IS NO TIME TO BE A HORNDOG DO A BARREL ROLL PRESS A TO SHOOT>Now I wish I had a camera
>>738874428>Assault>falco immediately calls him an idiot>krystal shoots down every attempt he makes to make a move on her>fox doesn't even get defensive or comment on it, he just knows he's trying to make himself an angle on a love triangle and failing miserably at it>Command>"NO FOX FUCK U IM IN STAR WOLF NOW ALSO PANTHER'S MY HUBBY NOW CUZ IT'D MAKE YOU MAD">fox is now a bumbling crybaby having to get on his knees and beg for krystal to come back to him because he tried to be the "nice guy" and protect krystal via kicking her off star fox
>>738876242>the ending where Fox and Krystal go home and become family men is triggered by Fox being a douche to het and instead reuniting the boys>paths where he tries to be a better man give her the ick and leave him a broken manBased and redpilled
>>738876242Command is badly written teen melodrama for furries>>738876459To be fair, Fox is also giving both himself and Krystal some time apart to sort things outLucy and Krystal is also a fine ending, too. In both of the endings where they get together again, you have Fox hanging with the guys, and Krystal hanging with the girls, so it's like all they really needed was a break
>>738877783They also get back together in the Fox and Krystal ending. There are three endings where they do that.
>>738878303Yeah, although I'm not sure if her and Fox remain romantically involved in that, although it's very possible, given how young they still are, and I'm sure they'd come to an understanding eventuallyI honestly think it's telling that if Krystal leaves the team, then she gets a bad end that may as well lead to identity deathWe can basically deduce that if Krystal leaves Star Fox to pursue Panther in both the Emperor and Star Wolf endings that she takes up the name Kursed (or Krazoa, whatever)Forcing the player to get a bad ending on a first playthrough is really shitty though
WHAT'S WRONG? IS THAT IT?
>>738877783I always hated the redesigned Great Fox in Command
>>738879007>>738877783Forgot the peekcha
>>738877045Why is Krystal such a huge bitch?
WHERE IS THE CREATOR?
>>738879069Alright listen I'll ask for the same if the community Does she have porn
>>738879069Alright listen I'll ask for the sake of the community Does she have porn
>>738879054She can listen to everyone's thoughts
>>738879146>>738879109I checked 2 websites and found none.
>>738879054She wants Fox to knock her up but he's strictly into anal.
>>738879069
>>738879347If someone can listen to your thoughts, if you imagine/think about loud TV static would that be like putting up a mind jammer? Or Monk Mode in a blank white room be best? Asking for no particular reason.
>>738879054No human men around
>>738879637Ask Batman
>>738875738shouldn't you be a bit more worried about the countless hordes of humans (ape faction) that want to run a fucking train on Krystal especially on her bikini (19) instead of the one fox guy she likes?
>>738875816>Andross died to this guy at least 2 times
>>738868673Super epic intro desu
Niggers!
>>738876242Most of Krystal's REEEEEEEEing was invented by the English localization. The JP script is much more reasonable for everyone involved, but especially her.>>738876459Ignoring her leads to housewife, but both of them become losers who shirk their responsibilities and put it on their son.Krystal going off and doing her own thing leads to them talking it out.Staying focused on the mission while extending an olive branch leads to a clean resolution.Obsessively chasing after her pushes her away.
>>738879007It's not a redesign. Star Fox got disbanded before Command so they got rid othe Great Fox and got an old Cornerian carrier to replace it
>>738879054she's 170 tall. she is in fact a huge bitch
>>738868673Yiffing was mandatory.
>>738871435I will never understand how anyone thinks any starfox game that isn't 64 is any good at all. 64 is the only non-shit game. SNES starfox's framerate makes it shit retroactively but if you grew up with it at least it's understandable why you'd like it>adventuresdogshit>assaultdogshit>commanddogshit>zerodogshit>whatever the fuckdogshitI don't think I can even say I'm a fan of a franchise that has one single game that holds up in 2026
>>738873458Nobody says anything about the music. nice try footfagger
>>738880175>Has terrible taste in games>Thinks that's the fault of the gamesIf you think Star Fox 2 is bad, your opinion isn't worth dick.
>>738879447So did she leg lock him before he could pull out and switch holes to ensure Marcus wound up getting conceived in Command’s golden ending? Channeling the Star Wolf Krystal edge and saying “Can’t let you do that Star Fox” while holding him in place and forcing him to finish?
>>738879637would krystal even care if she found out your e621 antics? in-universe she's already sex bait as fuck.
>>738880104>but both of them become losers who shirk their responsibilities and put it on their son.What responsibility? They save the lylat system countless times and for all we know there isn't any threat up until Marcus is of age.
>>738870135Perhaps hesitance to take out such a brilliant mind that could advance society a lot. Say what you will about Andross, but the guy was a super genius
>>738880123Wasn't it because the GF got irreversably fucked up in Assault and had to quickly find a replacement, or am I just remembering that wrong
>>738880269We know from the other endings that Star Fox/Falco/Wolf exist and keep going on jobs after the Anglar are defeated.
>>738880104>shirking their dutiesReproducing and making strong offspring to safeguard the future is a duty, too.
>>738880416No that's correct. The Great Fox being a shitty loaner ship carrier with no defenses is story continuity informing game design.
I always thought it was runny fealy that the currency they use in the Lylat system is Space Dollars
>>738880447>Fox should stop defending the galaxy because I want to self insert as him fucking his hot wife and raising his son.Gay.
>>738880251I actually never tried 2, it's good?
If they are in the Milky Way, does Earth exist in their univers? Or is it an alternate Milky Way?
>>738871435Assault is very close of being quite good, i do hope nintendo makes a good remake of it.Also i want to fuck krystal.
>>738880560It's an RTS where you play Wing Commander to shoot down missiles and Star Wolf and do some proto 3D dungeon crawling to take Andross's bases.If you like run-based games it kicks ass.
>>738879637Sure, but that's assuming the telepath is trying to listen. Pretty early on you learn to let all of the noise pass around you, like being in a busy marketplace. If you're actively listening and someone is trying to cloud you with meaningless noise, their subconscious feelings and patterns are still bobbing in those thought waves like floatsam. It'll be a lot more impressionistic than literal, but it still gives you quite a bit of information.The monk approach is similar. You may be focused on a singularity or simply on passive awareness, but you are still you, a culmination of all of your experiences that are shimmering low down, and tugging on that unique signature is a thread you can still unravel if you go gently.Ironically, the most effective defense is a more active one, focusing an intense emotion at the telepath directly. It's like shining a bright light in someone's face as they try to see in the dark.
>>738880858>3 toesThis artist knows
>>738880557Except we've seen that after Andross was defeated, the galaxy was so at peace that it was affecting their livelihoods, to the point that the Great Fox was in disrepair, and Fox's Arwing became a junker.Also self-inserting is overrated.
>>738880970Elaborate? I'm not into furry stuff as much as i love krystal
>>738871435Assault's rail-shooter stages (A grand total of 3 (THREE)) are actually on-par with SNES's and 64's. Constantly changing environments and obstacles, lots of enemy variety, each are fairly lengthy. The bosses are also the highlight, being multi-phased, dynamic and challenging.The issue is literally everything else. About 80% of the gameplay are shitty multiplayer maps where you have to hunt down x number of easter eggs before you're allowed to proceed, usually going on far too long and not enough variety to make it interesting or fun. Hell, I'd say the on-foot gameplay actually have a good idea on paper, with all the weapon variety. It's just they failed to make a game where actually running around shooting ayylmao bugs is actually fun.Also no mission objectives or alternate routes kill the need to come back unless you REALLY think looking for S flags counts as replay value.
>>738881116Krystal has 3 toes in the official design because she is an alien fox. If an artist draws her with 4 toes or *gasp* 5 it's a sign of an artist that's mostly drawing slop
>>738881023Part of why I hate the time skip, personally. How the hell does the Lylat system have so many mercenaries if Andross dying could lead to a decade of peace?
>>738880262>spoilerhttps://youtube.com/shorts/pUpRRN5tv40
>>738881023The main problem is that he still has to pay the fucking great fox, he cant retire until getting himself out of that financial hole.>>738881335Ah i see, thats nice to know.
>>738881335Neat
>>738881335Its funny how tiny star fox characters are, so many fanart has krystal as being tall for a human, but she's like only a bit taller than fox iirc
>>738881442Bill's daughter is cute.
>>738880597WHAT'S HE SAYING?
>>738881310Assault’s final boss is fucking stupid and awful not because its hard, but because your stupid team mates always fly into mines and then you are stuck in purgatory trying to kill yourself to restart because its actually hard to die from that boss
>>738881617It's because Falco's the only one taller than her. The crew is just full of manlets.
>>738881442>Fox pulling Marcus aside on his 18th birthday and saying that the Great Fox is now his>By the time ROB comes up calculating the remaining debt, Fox is already in his ship and flying back to Sauria
>>738870135Same reason we recruited Nazi scientists after the war instead of executing or imprisoning them
>>738881335I was always bothered by wondering how the shoulder pads stay on, when the other parts of her outfit have bindings.
>>738881017don't pardy just yet
>>738881765>80 year loanWhat the fuck was james smoking when he did that
>>738881704>sector x>two paths>each one has an additional hidden path>there's also a warp gateThis level is so good before you even get to the boss
I know I'm like...5 people for play starlink on the switch. But, damn, were fox and crew on point. Those french fucks at ubisoft gave a shit.
>>738881778its probably just magic
>The nigger scientist AndrossWhoa Nintendo…
>>738881845Probably thinking that Peppy and Pigma would help chip in with the cost
>>738881310They're great multiplayer maps, how dare you
>>738881917>Peppy and Pigmanone of the 2 are rich, he should have tried fay's parents or something similar to sponsor the damn ship.
>>738881847Its literally the only stage in the game with THREE alt paths. Either way, it gives you a lot of baddies to shoot down.
>>738882042shut up
A parody YTP-adjacent comedy series manages to show Starfox characters with a deeper and more romantically emotional relationship in a 3-minutes than several games with Nintendo backing the budget.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoBIyxWEiOw
>>738881769ok but we like, gave those nazis places to live. Pepper banished the guy to a planet called venom with unbreatheable air. he wanted the bozo gone, so why not just blow his head off?
People only hate Krystal because furries right?
Assault was fun but the problem is that it only has like two good missions which is the pirate base and dinosaur planet. I know people say the on-rails missions are good but I find them kind of janky with the way enemies just throw themselves at you from off screen
>>738882113Krystal looks quite adorable in that artstyle.
>>738882197her game sucked
>>738879069https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfQ5vP492Pw
>>738880268She'd be disgusted you exclusively jerk it to her with the lizards
>>738882113Adventures cutting Krystal's campaign was a massive fucking mistake and her character never fully recovered. Everyone clings to the single scene from Assault because it's all they have.
>>738882113
>>738882228It’s a “build an even better sequel” type game. Bigger campaign with branching paths, have another crack at designing levels with some experiencing under the team’s belt.Unfortunately, we got Command instead.
>>738879109I'm learning to draw so I can make some in two years
>>738882480We better get a remake of adventures, i cant replay the krystal mod of the original forever
>>738882197She's a non-character outside of the N64 version of DP and some VERY tiny tidbits in Assault and Command.I'd love them to bring her back and flesh her out, but as she was she got totally botched.
>>738882228Assault is overhated. The biggest sin of that game is not having burst fire like every game before it Adventures doesn't count
>>738882587Just play Dinosaur Planet recomp and pretend Sabre is Fox and the ending of Adventures happens after Drakon dies.
>>738882474wait she's ok with the apes?
>>738882197She's br*tish which is reason enough
>>738882113I like the other parody, tooe621.net/posts/6302429
>>738882608>but as she was she got totally botched.krystal just became nothing more than some cute tribal girl that exists, she has no character arc.>>738882674I did play DP, they are very different games, plus DP is still glitchy as hell
>>738879429If this thread is still up....I'll do it tonight
You think the new game is being developed in-house? That's historically been pretty rare for Star Fox
>>738881781ITS TIME TO TRY AH NEW WEPUN
>>738868673Overrated trash that genuinely ruined the entire IP. Fuck this game.
>>738882580Based
>>738882784She has an arc, it just had no meat.Fox rescues her, they become a couple, they rushed in too fast, they broke off, they reconcile. Even for as simple as Star Fox is, it's too thin. DP at least gave the player enough time and exposure to get a sense of her personality.>It's buggyAt least you can finish it as of last year.
>>738882827Probably isAnd its the first time since 64 too.
>>738870242The atmosphere turned toxic after he started his experiments there.
>>738882827Not a single chance it is
Caiman here.No problems.
>>738882995>Random ship explodes
>>738882917Not him, but i need to replay it then, last time i tried i got into a log and the game hard crashed a lot.Whats the best emulator to run it?
>>738882995>>738883015Makes me wonder how the fuck did nobody notice star fox coming, dont they have fucking radar?
I hate all of you zoomers pretending to be Star Fox 64 fans now just because a new game is coming out that happens to be yet another remake
>>738883098Maybe not that far out, plus it could have been an asteroid/space debris
>>738883098The Arwings are stealthy as fuck, ever wonder why they could get through zoness despite it being a heavily fortified military base? The arwings are so bullshit, that you can only track them by sight.
>>738883106Bro nobody younger than 30 even knows what star fox is
>>738883045No emulator, they made a recompile to run natively on PC. Stuff Rare didn't finish still isn't don't, you still have to pull up the console occasionally if you get stuck, but every area and scenario is explorable and all the flags work to the end of the game.Honestly feel it's better than Adventures at this state, fucked as it is.
>>738881017>EEEERRRAAAAAH
>>738882827I doubt it, honestly. Maybe if there's an Adventures game next year like the leaks claimed? But I can't really see Nintendo of all developers throwing brand recognition out the window for ultra realism and hyper realistic models.
>>738883192the arwings yes, but not the damn great fox
>>738883238They're not expecting one ship to attack their most fortified position directly
>>738883219what fucks this models are the short legs
>>738870135Maybe he wanted him to suffer, and didn't expect the fucker would be able to survive in a poisonous unbreathable planet. Or he was worried the population would look on him like he was an executioner. Or maybe, he did it so that the plot could happen.
Great Fox will cover you.
>>738882113>>738882759>the part where Fox and Krystal wavedash togetherGenuinely wholesome and adorable.
>>738883238The only time the Great Fox is any danger is when Andross fired IPBM at it. Whatever her armor is, it's also bullshit.
>>738883289So did andross just expected star fox to go back home after buttfucking his stuff on various planets?
>>738883367He keeps tasking stronger subordinates with stopping them, half-expecting they might manage it, but he knew they would always make it to Venom.
>>738883367>we sent 6 missiles after 'em *wipes hands and cracks open a monster* eyuup that'll do 'ert. Venom's top brass
>>738882759god i love chibi porn
>>738883486
>>738882827Nintendo owns enough smaller studios now they could just force one of them to do it.Well not Retro, they can't make anything on time.
>>738883367>Andross! Star Fox is kicking our ass! >Those fools! Only I have the brains to rule Lylat!>Yeah, but->They will never attack my bases who could be dumb enough to do that!?>They're already making their way through Aera 6! Andross' face when
>>738883519cant they just get the namco guys again?
>>738883486>>738883514But yes, you are correct
AH SON OF JAMES MCCLOUD!THOSE TIN CANS ARE NO MATCH FOR ME!
>>738882759>didn't use the melee stick clicking for the plaping
>>738883219>>738882987>>738882932the game's also seemingly being recorded in english and dubbed to japanese. japanese footage of the cutscenes shows the japanese voicework dropped over the english lipsyncing/mocap workif it's not in-house then i wouldn't even have a guess
>>738883519>Prime 4 got delayed because the original iteration of it was so comically shit that Nintendo announced that they would be reworking it>Comes out and it's still shitWhat the fuck happened to RetroThis is their punishment for not just biting the bullet and buying Rare, I guess
>>738883098There is actually some story considerations based on the path you take, like you go through Solar because that way you can't be detected there
>>738883645Andross, you ok? Looking a bit more...polygonal than usual.
>>738872436>>738872539Ironically back in college all the Halo players ended up migrating to my gamecube and playing Assault all the time instead. The multiplayer was great (if you ban Wolf).The game itself was... fine.>>738880175Kill all zoomers.The SNES game(s) owned and the reasons the 64 one owns is because they were looking at the SNES one for design cues.All the later ones suck because they were looking at the 64 one instead, which doesn't work because if you're composing the action in 3D it doesn't have the same moment-to-moment impact. For the SNES they had to sequence levels almost like a music tracker, compile, test, and work on the next second of gameplay, because it's all just fake event timings. So they were always in the moment, unlike if you're assembling 3D spectacles for the levels first and trying to populate them with shit to shoot afterwards.They hadn't forgotten this yet for 64, so it's great but it owes everything to the constraints of the SNES, which obviously still rules for the same reasons if you aren't a toddler.
>>738883213I can't get the japanese death scream out of my head, the best ever
What was your reaction to this as a kid?I never made it that far I couldn't beat the mini game where you mash the A button to push the other guy off the platform with the stick
>>738883729Retro has gone on to state that they were handed whatever was left over from Prime 4's early development. Plus, the studio had been gutted for years by the time they got their hands on it. So, they had to hire WHILE they were working on the game. It was a storm of bad timing and having to rush a game. Retro and Nintendo knew they couldn't delay it any further, so they shipped what they had, even knowing the desert wasn't a good idea. I still think MP5 is happening at some point, I am sure it will be better.
>>738882042>>738882102Gundam Seed lookin' ass starships...
>>738883746HAHAHA I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS
>>738883645The internet ruined me and when I replayed this all I could see was Andross s_oying out
>>738883934ANDCUDE! ANDCUBE! IT'S THE BEST CONSOLE EVER MADE!
>>738883784>All the later ones suck because they were looking at the 64 oneAh yes. they looked at a rail shooter and went 'let's make anything BUT that' and it's because 64 wasn't using sprites (??????????????)Never mind Command was 'let's use SF2 (an snes game) as inspiration" and Zero also referred to SF1
>>738883784>For the SNES they had to sequence levels almost like a music tracker, compile, test, and work on the next second of gameplay, because it's all just fake event timingsThats just how shmups works
>>738883886I don't think there's a more quicker plot twist in video games. I wanted to fight scales. And I'm someone who religiously plays 64 ten times a month.
>>738883991Well too bad we had to force in andross so you could remember it was a star fox game
>>738883886I remember being at a friend's house and saying "Huh, it's just Andross again?"I felt like it came out of nowhere.
>>738883965>Holy fuck! It's Starfox! I love you guys!
>>738883965IS THAT THE STAR FOX!??? OH MY CORNERIA
>>738882827If that was the case the question would be which studio is it? Everyone seems to have their hands full at present and there’s no precedent for any of them to do SF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gPlQQ5RAwQ I found this humorous
>>738875816lmao is that the real in game music?
>>738883892It's actually insanely fucking crazy to think about how Prime 4 was announced at E3 in 2017, the same year that the Switch released, and it took them almost 10 years to ship it. Bayonetta 3 had the same issue, too. They announced it at the VGAs that year and that took years to release as well. Then it came out and was quickly forgotten.>>738883886It's ironic that this ending only makes sense if you read the prequel comic released for Adventures as a bridge to connect 64 and Adventures, but then I don't think the comic had an actual official release unless you were subscribed to Nintendo Power.
>>738882197It's hard to like her because she hasn't been in a good game. There's a reason the only characters anyone gives a shit about outside porn are all from 64.
>>738883196Of course people know Star Fox idiot. He's been an S tier Smash Bros character for the past 3 decades. There were also games that did release in the past 15 years. Not to mention his appearance in the Mario movie.
>>738883784yeah snes would be perfect with the reticle from 64 and smoother performance, the latter of which I think someone has already made.
>>738883886"...oh."I was expecting there to be a boss fight with Scales, which would let me to place the last Krazoa spirit and free Krystal. Until then I didn't mind it being changed into a Starfox game, but Andross being the actual boss when we have already explicitly killed him was too forced. I enjoyed the flying sections in Adventures so I didn't mind it gameplay-wise, but it was anticlimactic. It was kind of neat that Falco arrives after being set up that he left the team seemingly for good.I don't really get why so many people got stuck of Test of Strength, sure it took me a couple of tries but it wasn't the wall of bullshit people seem to say it was. Test of Fear is the one I had to re-attempt the most, but partially because I wanted to watch what was happening on the screen rather than focus on the meter.
>>738884180Yeah. It is. It really has the sax.
>>738884140Watch it be Ubisoft or something ridiculous They've worked with Star Fox (and Mario) before
Should I emulate Starfox Adventures? I never played it. I only played 64 and Assault and the DS game.
>>738882827I'd be surprised if it's internal. Maybe if it's some fresh team of younger members. A major reason a lot of people are coming around to the style is simply because it's so fresh and different from Nintendo's typical stylized approach to everything.
>>738883734That's another subtle storytelling detail that I really enjoy about 64, the routes really correspond to how well Star Fox is impacting the war>Hard Route has the team instantly shifting the momentum of the war, they attack and destroy the main assault force, stealthily eradicate a bio weapon and an enemy base. Draw so much hate Venomian forces shift their forces to attacking the Great Fox itself and still get cooked. Launch a counter invasion on Venom and successfully decimate the fleet enroute to confronting Andross himself.>Easy Route the Sar Fox team are playing defense throughout the entire war and are mostly on the back foot, constantly reactive rather than proactive and falling prey to many diversionary tactics and get outright diverted in one instance if you have to rescue Slippy on Titania>Middle Route have missions where you can swing from offense to defense depending on your performance, the major deciding factor is whether or not you can destroy the ammo depot on Macbeth or notgame's better than it has any right being i tell ya
>>738883986And that's why it's still a genre, and pretty much always either skips or ignores any sort of level geometry. In star fox SNES they had geometry but it's exactly the same as enemies besides usually not flashing when you shoot them.>>73888398564 uses way more sprites than SNES star fox you dipshit small baby. Almost everything's polygonal besides (some) lasers and the asteroids.Also completely irrelevant, but it proves you should die.
>>738884408>64 uses way more spritesSo you should be sucking it off instead of blaming it for every game made by retards being bad
>>738884368Sure, it's a fine Zelda copy. Rare was just coming down from being top of their game when it released. It's not going to shatter your conceptions of what a video game can be, but it's charming and fun.
>>738884368it's interesting just because of the novelty of a game not at all made be to starfox having the IP crammed into it by a higher up, but it's not a very good game. play if it you're interested in the mess it is I guess
>>738884363Under rated game. Too bad it was tied to a toys to life thing.
>>738884180It's got some bangers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvCdhaH5jdA
>>738875816>>738875967I fapped to that scene when i was a teenhttps://youtu.be/Jq7kYlGs6WM&t=457
>>738884368play the mod that lets you play as krystal
>>738883729There are clear signs all over the game that it was heavily, heavily reworked throughout development, even just through character designs and environmental designs, names, etc. It's obvious the game was supposed to be based around time, rather than psychic powers, for instance.
>>738884449I never mentioned sprites. It is completely irrelevant to the argument. There is something wrong with your child brain. Are you thinking of Space Harrier or something?
>>738884268At least MP4 didnt implode the series for no reason...
>>738884489Isn't that music getting on your nerves?
>>738884491Pokemon Snap XXX made me who I am today
>>738884690Indeed, shit was borderline porn, i wish there was more.
>>738884368Not if you want to play a Star Fox. It has some tacked-on arwing sections but they're worse than even the later main line games.But it's a pretty good Rare adventure and worth playing regardless.
I remember seeing this trailer on a mini-DVD that came with an issue of MGC magazine, really had me hyped.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kpOPSIHH9s
>>738884826Whoops wrong link
>>738870135Too gentle. Perhaps naiive.
So, how on earth did Fox know how to disarm that bomb? Also did anyone besides me notice the reflection of Fox's face in first person mode on the dash?
>>738884649real talk it didn't help with my rabbit (heh) hole into musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_vIQ8-gF3A
>>738884902The Toy Story 2 game had it, too
I'm not apposed to an Adventures style game. If they had the Starfox 64 tier rail shooter levels every so often. Like I think combining Zelda with Starfox is a good idea. Have the 64 type rail shooter levels to get to a planet and then when you land do a Zelda style dungeon.
If Starfox Advetures get remade, bring in Randorn and Drakor
Would Adventures be better if Fox had a gun?
>>738885003so does metroid prime 1, its cool when its done well
>>738884363kek that slippy
>>738885052doom 2 lookin ass...
>>738882827No. The lip sync to the English voices gave it away.
>>738885092Rare already made "guy and girl and pet companion with guns wipe out alien planet" and it was called Jet Force Gemini. And it fucking flopped hard. So, no.
Star Fox is a fake franchise. It only has the one mediocre game and like five shit games trying to copy it so retards can wax nostalgic about their shitty childhoods.
>>738885160Looks good for the late 90s
>>738885013In theory, but if we can't trust people to get a dedicated star fox game right it seems like a long shot that they'd be able to nail that while also nailing a zelda.Rail shooters seem easy to make and everyone thinks they can do one but they're almost always slop. So you can expect it to end up tacked-on and shitty like the rushed sections in Adventures almost every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYOsLiI_ACMFox is such a suave motherfucker, although I wonder how Sakurai figured out his moveset for Smash
>>738885013literally make the islands in space 10 minute rail-shooting stages with seemless transitioning from space to island atmosphere and the boss dropping the spellstone somewhere on the island.
>>738885092It would be better if they kept the sword.
>>738884363Could be, maybe starlink preformed well after all, but i’d say it’s a real low chance of it being them
>>738873198>Being in Smash as an accessory isn't a sign of life reallyIt got Nintendo to remember K. Rool existed, and then he eventually came back in earnest. The suits KNOW who the fan-voted favorites are. Smash literally gave them a list.
>>738885323Sword? I thought he had a lance
why was the writing in the DS game so unhinged?
>>738885208To be fair, Jet Force Gemini selling over a million copies for the console it was on is nothing short of a miracle. It really speaks volumes of the kind of buying power Rareware had in the N64 era. Nintendo should never live down letting them go the way they did.
The best starfox game after 64 is Kid Icarus Uprising
>>738885208That was a pretty great game though, who cares how it sold?Though I've tried replaying it and my modern brain can't handle the controls anymore (so this isn't a recommendation except for powerful sigmoids).
>>738883886I felt nothing since it felt tacked on like they had a mandate to make Andross be the final villain again. Also I used the pen trick to get past the test of strength, if you ever try again on actual hardware, I recommend it, it's just swiping the blunt end of the pen to mash.
>>738868673This intro scared me as a kid. Hell most levels in this game scared me. The game in general was spooky as fuck.
>>738885460Written by angsty Japanese teens and translated by angsty American teens
During the Direct stream when they were showing the face-track, there's quite a lot more avatars to choose from. Of course there's going to be the likes of Bill, Katt, Rob, probably the bosses like Shogun, but I wonder who else is on there.>>738885460BEcause japanese writers only have two modes, trite collections of tropes or so deep in the woods they're chilling with Bigfoot.
>>738885280its good, just reminds me of classic doom games
>>738885390Sabre welds a sword, hence the name. Hell, when they did a model swap with Mcloud in the latest build, he still have the damn sword.They would've went full Jedi with this shit.
>>738885460Dylan Cuckbert, eternally pissy that his precious SF2 was cancelled, took the reigns for Command and basically sabotaged everything he could in terms of the story and characters, while making the gameplay basically the same as SF2 to try and convince everyone his original idea was amazing (it wasn't).
>>738883886I remember thinking it was cool as fuck seeing Andross again
>>738885598Didn't he literally apologize for it years later
>>738885596or just have him actually smuggle a laser sword, telling pepper that "come on general, nobody will notice that it is actually advanced technology"
Didnt the leaker guy who leaked SF64 Remake say Nintendo is also making a new Adventure style Starfox game too?
>>738885598This. Its basically a “Return to Monkey Island” tier hate letter to the fans. At least he apologized and said that the entire game was a what it scenario.
>>738885587more quake than doom
>>738872675>Is this nigga for real?
>>738885460it was an edgier time
Never played Adventures. Just watching this now to have a look at what its like. The music seems good. https://youtu.be/fQcFqKy-fQ0?t=801
>>738885737Imagine running around with a melee weapon in Assault.
early 3d games all looked like total ass
>>738882036I remember when I was a kid i hated X because of the special zone being hard as shit compared to the cakewalk pointfest that was the Meteo one, but later I started appreciating how fucking bizarre that whole level is
>>738884268>Slippy revived AndrossWhat
There is no way you people care enough about this IP to make threads daily just because you played 1 games 20 years ago. I will just assume most of you are paid shills
>>738885879um no. Starfox 64 and Zelda OOT look cool still today
>>738885460A real answer, since everyone else is being retarded: the English localization dialed the drama way up for no reason.
I find it funny how Andorss is basically paternally patronizing Fox in Zero. >"taking orders from a dog? Is this really how you wanna live your life boy?"He's less aggressive and cruel overall to him whereas in 64 he's saying "You'll die just like your father!"
>>738885920I'm a boomer and Starfox 64 is in my top 10 games ever.
>>738885920I like four of them, does that count?
>>738885052But Drakor is already in the game, as a rail shooter boss.
>>738885783>First ending players see is Krystal running off to be with PantherIf that's not spite then I don't know what is. I really do have to imagine that the reception to Command was so critical that that's the reason why Miyamoto has been so hands-on with the series for the past decade and a half. We could have had Kamiya working on Zero, but Miyamoto is infamously difficult to work with so he passed on it and now he's retired.
>>738885574>Stage list looks a little long>Show off the Blue Marine despite it only being in one stageThere HAS to be more to this game than it just being a remake.
Every entry but this newest reminds me of the puppets. Even Ubisoft got it right with the Starlink DLC.
>>738886045>If that's not spite then I don't know what is.I guess you don't know what spite is, then.
>>738885846It's not a very long game, but there is some backtracking so it has parts that drag. It's worth checking out just because it's quite a charming world to spend some hours in.
>>738885913On accident.
>>738886035I meant as a Final Boss, not fucking Andross.
>>738885920Here's your (You), beggar.
>>738886115That's pretty fucking spiteful of both the player and their time to force you to get a bad ending on your first playthrough and just expect them to go through the game again.
>>738885920SF SNES was my first game ever. I was super hyped for 64. I bought the Xbox in 2002. I need to play Adventures and Assault.
Why does children's media have the animal characters drawn in such a lust provoking way?
THIIIIS is the enemy's BAAAYO weapon!?
>>738886269Why aren't Slippy's organs melted yet?
>>738885920lmao>>738886197Yes you do.>>738886229Strong art direction in prior entries.
>>738886269andross is an N-sane. fool.
>>738886269I grew up where if you go outside, you basically flip a coin each time you take a step on whether you just stepped on a fire ant nest, so I always hated this boss.
>>738886301Because that baby can take temperatures up to 9,000 degrees.
>>738886194>It's spiteful for a Star Fox game to not give you the best ending on your first go.You are blisteringly retarded.
>>738885913Not exactly.If I wasn't exhausted I'd storytime it. Maybe later, or tomorrow
>>7388862695 year old me was terrified of this thing and my uncle (who played this all the time) was tease me about it until I cried then my mom found out and it was a huge fight.
>>738886401There's a different between a bad ending and just an ending, so shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>738886407Captain Shears is an asshole.
>>738886392Where's the baby?
>>738886301He's always staying hydrated.
>>738886560THERE IT IS!
>>738868673Previously, on A Fox in Space
Previously, on "A Fox in Space": https://youtu.be/ov4gXXEFIiU?si=kn8aByVeh6q-3M3x
>>738886590I genuinely believe that if Nintendo went back to commissioning comics of their dormant franchises then people would feel a lot better about them not receiving new games.
>>738886640You bastard.
>>738886535Yup. One of the top three scumbags.
>>738886724I concur.
>>738886692wish nintendo would cease and desist this obnoxious faggot shit
>>738885574>Mr. Miyamoto-san! Please give me another remake of 64 instead of a new game! Pathetic. Yet again, Star Fox proves to only have any value as a tech demo. And this time it's for tech that has existed for well over a decade. Why did I ever care about this trash?
>>738886475Five year old you needs to be punched in the face for being such a pussy. It's a goddamn video game, loser.
>>738885574Honestly not sure how I'm going to feel playing PvP multiplayer and seeing slippy's com pop up before being called a nigger over voice chat. It might ruin my childhood
>>738886893Fuck off, it's a good animated series Aparoid Queen Assimilated Fox's Mom.
>>738886516I can't cure your autism, sadly, so seethe forever about the stupidest shit in the world.
>>738886407somehow..... andross returned..
>>738886692that's a cute moth, it would be a shame if someone fired a couple of bombs at its torso and wrecked its wings
>>738886850>What an ape!>Heh...
>>738887056It really isn't, Matt. You COULD have had a good thing going if you didn't mask-off with the gay shit so early on, but it's about as cringe as a Robot Chicken parody trying to take itself seriously.
>>738884168Reminds me that surprisingly the NoA version actually removes the chance for a sassy one liner from Fox. When you go to Solar, after Pepper begs you not to because of how hot it is, English Fox remarks "I'll be careful". Japanese Fox on the other hand remarks "I'll keep a cool head".
>>738887003Now I hate the stage for the opposite reason because there's barely any way to chain charge shots for score besides sitting at the boss for four hours
>>738868673https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TBIyZA-ExA
>>738886724I mean probably, yeah
>>738885985Zero deciding to ramp up the casual animal racism sure was... something.
>>738887304This is what modern SF youtube poops look like? Zoomer humor sucks, there was a time once when SF poops made the front page.
>>738887382I get what Zero was trying to do with a lot of its writing decisions.It sucked. I didn't like it. It wasn't good. But I get it.
>>738887268I would still say "I'll be careful" has plenty of sass in it.
>>738886692>Fox's real name is James JrSo what he gave himself the name 'Fox'? i don't see how that makes it any less stupid
I will never understand people calling Assault and Command bad games. Sure, not as good as 64, of course, but they're not bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vMJi-bJCSgThoughts?
>>738887624That's SNES canon. Not modern canon.
>>738887268Too much personality
>>738885985There were some cool parts in zero but yeah overall it's just a way weaker 64 and it just made me wanna play that instead....
>>738887628Command is bad. Not just the fucking awful story and endings, but also the controls and the shared timer between missions (turns are fine)
>>738887646Do these fan made osts just... fucking die or something after the game comes out and the real mix gets posted?
>>738887646>THESE GUYS ARE CRAZY! Really hammers it home just how much of an army breaker the Star Fox team is. Let us not forget, that the rest of your squad is off doing their own fighting when you can't see them on scrolling stages. Only showing up when you need to bail them out.
>>738887750>Timer badMaybe you should stop being shit.
>>738887720It feels less like a high stakes battle and instead "I kinda wish I had a son, Fox." shit's weird.
>>738887720>There were some coolWhere? Honestly. I was miserable playing it.
>>738887516>>738887720James escorting you TO Andross undermines the whole "he appears again to save you at the end" but I guess they were like "oh shit if we don't change SOMETHING we'll be even MORE of 64 rehash than we already are".On a similar 64-Zero note, about the development of 64:>One new aspect of gameplay was the addition of levels that used the Landmaster tank and the Blue-Marine submarine, which were conceived of by members of the development team (rather than Miyamoto himself) in response to Miyamoto's suggestion that the game include a "human-type craft", which the team generally did not approve of.
>>738887885Sensible chuckle.
>>738887762m8 it's been released on Nintendo music app.
>>738887863Way past bizarre...I wonder how they'll write Andross in the new one.Honestly the new one'll be super interesting 'cuz it's gonna have so much fucking dialogue in it...
>>738887863But he does have a son.
>>738887935Fucking Command used Andross and James better than Zero, and both of those were kinda tacky already.
>>738887991andrew is not a son
i want old fat ugly bastard pigma to fuck krystal
>>738887990I'm torn. On the one hand, the lines being so wordy and the increased cutscenes run counter to the zippy style of game 64 was. On the other, I'm kind of glad it at least offers SOMETHING different rather than being 64 3DS's "here's the exact same lines all over again but with line reads just different enough to make you go 'no that's not right'".
>>738887646Pretty good. SF64's music arrangements were always intended to be played like an orchestra so they adapt well. I'm more interested to see if there's any original music tracks be
>>738887991He has a daughter, which is why Dash has a different last name.
>>738888059Dash's dad is.
>>738887646I didn't expect an Edward Scissorhands sounding-ass choir to get added to Area 6, but I like it. All these arrangements sound amazing desu. The short phrase of Aquas that plays in a clip on the Japanese website is also quite nice, looking forward to hearing the full thing.
>>738887849>reductive argumentGet better standards
>>738887991>>738888059>Andross broadcasting to the Venom army that he loves all of them on Andrew's birthday.
>>738888138not canon kill it with monkey spray
>>738888110I think at this point fleshing out the narrative is what Star Fox needs for stable footing. A lot of the appeal to the sequels we got was inference on the narrative and characters, but it was all so subdued and so much of it wasn't presented in game that it crumbled in on itself.
>>738888137>Nobody would ever change their last name from "Hitler."
>>738887909WellI thought the cinematic angles against the bosses and star wolf was neat.I liked the part where when Fox disables the enemy shields, general pepper starts to count down for everyone to fire and you've gotta get outta' there before they fire on the ship with you in it.And if you get outta' there fast enough, Pepper goes "FORGET THE COUNTDOWN, LET THEM HAVE IT". That's pretty cool, I like that.I liked...tiny bits and pieces from that game, but it really was just missing the point of what made 64 good, and that's not even bringing up the controls... the gamepad was ENTIRELY shiggy's idea and no one tried to go against it..
>>738887646>>738888129https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c7_lqfdzU0It's how you always hear it in your head.
>>738888137I bet she's hot.
>>738868673I haven't played the game since I was a kid and I'm wondering just how much I actually played it because at no point do I remember every playing a submarine stage in 64.
You ever think about how Andross had a huge crush on Vixy, and accidentally killed her with a car bomb meant for James? And then Fox tried to fuck a woman who inexplicably looks exactly like his mom? Star Fox has always been soap opera trash.
>>738888323dude, go replay it.You're missing out on HALF of the game.
>>738888371There's a thread/storytime on >>>/co/ on the whole comic; just look for Krystal to hop in.
>>738888371Fox would never ask Krystal to wear his mother's dress. That's how little she means to him.
>>738888371Soap opera trash with a heavy dose of winking homage and parody. 64 having you fight Monkey Gundams before a level that's the climax of ID4 happens.
I'm a huge fan of all star fox games since 64. Have never played the SNES games, they always felt clunky and old to me, should I give them a chance? Or is nostalgia doing all the heavy lifting?
>>738888310I guess that's fair.I think the controls are fine. You can do some cool tricks with em. It's just that the game is designed around trying to insist to you that they're so cool and it's annoying.
>>738879069I just realized she's modeled after Andross.
>>738888478man has his eyes on the money bitches are nothing
For me, its Assault’s version of the main themehttps://youtu.be/a0gDYokgwZo
>>738888491>should I give them a chance?Yes. Well, the first one anyway, I can't speak on 2 myself.
>>738888491Nostalgia does the heavy lifting for the original, but SF2 is a genuine evolution of the game, its only downside is how dated it is by being made for the SNES. It's telling that almost all of it's features were instead brought over to SF64. If Nintendo do with SF2 what they seem to be doing with SF1/64 presently, that could be pretty good.
>>738888483>homage >parodyEveryone who uses these words as an excuse for bad writing and plagiarism needs to be stabbed. The fucking COPE of you absolute drone ass retards, by god.
>>7388884911 controls pretty ass, but there's a handful of stellar levels in there. It makes the game harder, but you can try upping the SuperFX clock speed on an emulator.2 is just a good game, no argument to be had. I desperately wish it got a second so we could have an uncapped framerate PC version.
>>738888491ummmmif the low fps on the first game bothers you there's a few different ways to play it with a higher fps.
>>738885295i guess since fox is such a balls to the wall fighter pilot in the game, sakurai just figured he'd be completely in your face fucking you up in person. as for the fire stuff, i dont know, jets and planes and stuff launch with fire. plus as mercenaries they would have SOME gadgets like guns and deflectors
>>738884368Sure but you should also emulate the SNES ones too, they're very fun
>>738888465Don't shill your fucking toilet paper comic at me, you stupid piece of shit. >b-but muh Itoh art!Benimaru Itoh is a fucking hack and his "art" looks like shit. Fuck you.
>>738888608I think 2 actually doing the 64 Andross fight on the SNES is a very nice piece of technical showing off, especially since Andross actually *looks* like something and not just a vague polygonal shape.
>>738884390I never thought it of like that, yeah its pretty neat
>>738888693Anon, your seething is too bitter to be anything but genuine, you need to get a handle on it before your stomach ulcers explode and kill you.
>>738884390>>738888730Extra bonus: the Forever Train is carrying the Copperhead missiles that WOULD be used on the Great Fox in Sector Z, but you blow them up before they get any use, thus allowing the team to "avoid" the ambush.
>>738888491Do not play ANY Star Fox games under any circumstance. They're ALL shit. Do not believe the brainwashed shills. Go play a real video game instead.
>>738888842He's been shitting himself for a week straight with his seething hatred of most of the series, it's weird.
>>738875816Krystal is way hotter than I remember her being as a kidAlso why did Andross do that to her again? Why not just have her gather the spirits, then revive him, and he fucks off to rebuild the Venom army again
assault's voice acting so so horrible, I'm surprised this game doesn't come up more in conversations of bad game voice acting
>>738888842I wasted my whole fucking life caring about this piece of shit fake ass franchise, and all I got out of it was yet another 64 rehash. Fuck you and fuck Star Fox. Never drew a dime indeed, fucking hell.
>>738883965pogdross
>>738880268Then I'm fucked, my e621 history is filled with some hardcore shit. Like hand holding, friends to lovers content and mid sex eye contact.
>>738882197I don't like romance. A little playful flirtation between the guys and gals is good but not full on romance. I don't want to see a dumb love story a game like this. I don't remember there being anything that stood out about her to make me like her either.
>Sakurai and the Smash concept artists randomly add a DBZ scouter to Fox in Brawl because they thought the Command design was a bit too sterile.>Every single game after, including the reboot, make it a core part of his design.lmao
>>738884902I was so disappointed that they removed the first person view on the 3ds remakeLike that's where you'd think they would have wanted it the most
>>738884390I have noticed that, yeah.>We've got the bad guys on the run!It's just adding onto how super good it feels when you actually get good at the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7em7xW1o6I
>>738880969This has been thought about before or this anon engages in mind games on the regular.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJzwL9e6sYQ&list=PLkRSD11r9mB8lbRZQabu-LfCTgfLSRGUE&index=7CANT LET YOU DO THAT STAR FOX.
>>738885534Aquas and Titania used to scare me as a kid And the Robot Andross
Reminder they're canon now.
>>738888925Somehow he knew that he could get Fox to do it for some hot fuzzy blue ass.
>>738889168If it's not in the game, it's not canon. Kill yourself, manga shilling twat.
>>738889168They always were.
>>738888110Speaking of i remember being disappointed at Andross in 3dsOn the N64 when he reveals himself he does this big menacing laugh and it was greatThen on the 3DS he just does...thishttps://youtu.be/sfxLJEw-MyY?t=4m18s
>>738889031Sakurai has literally hard carried Star Fox since the N64 era. He doesn't get enough credit when it comes to characterizing Fox and his fighting style, or even his appearance. That "Mission COMPLETE!" is iconic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9i0ohnr-lE
>>738883934AND THIS. IS. WHAT I LIKE TO CALL THE LYLAT SHITCUBE
>>738888943>I'm surprised this game doesn't come up more in conversations of bad game voice actingBecause it isn't as bad as you crybabies make it out to be. The new Fox voice had some bad direction, but most of the cast does a decent job. Slippy's VA is probably the best voice of his in the series, especially when he tells Falco to shut the fuck up.Compare to something like Zero or what we've seen from the remake thus far. THAT'S bad voice acting, because it's so fucking flat and devoid of any kind of bite or sass.
>>738889278Free as a Bird is mentioned in 2026.
>>738888925'cuz Rare didn't want it to be a star fox game in the first place and, I imagine, felt genuinely dispirited.I imagine making Krystal VA-VA-VOOM was more of a cope than anything.
>>738882176Venom was already an inhabited world.
>>738889278The Zoness intro and outro are gonna talk about Falco's old gang.
>>738888925The Krazoa spirits could only be drawn out and carried by people "pure of heart", so Andross needed someone he could contain and use as a medium to manipulate the spirits. Since Andross had no physical body at the time, he had to work through suggestible minds like Scales. Andross's overall plan was to use the Krazoa spirits' powers over matter and energy to create a new body for himself.
>>738888846Oh shit that's really cool
>>738889294https://youtu.be/BSUW2Rsej7I?t=41sThat's just sad. I hope the remake does him justice like the N64 ver
>>738889385Krystal is pure of hea-OhNevermind
>>738889031Shoutout to these drawings by artist Tatsuya Yoshikawa (artist most well known for the character designs of the Breath of Fire series) worked on for Zero that may just be the best the crew ever looked.
>>738889335>>738889379Vague allusions don't mean shit. If they are not in the game, they're not canon. Fuck off with your shitty fanfic garbage.
>>738889114After recently replaying this level, this is by far the hardest level in the game.>that fucking trench immediately before the boss>the fucking boss itself
>>738889549
>>738889589It's definitely one of the more annoying levels.I just spam lasers and missles, I don't give the enemies an inch..
>>738889605
>>738889549It's a shame that the in-game model for Fox doesn't look closer to this
>>738889651
>>738889651>I'm all ears
>>738889697*Stares at you in autistic silence*
>>738889670Tatsuya the only person on Earth that even cared Zero had its ten year anniversary last month. Shine on you crazy diamond.
>>738889763>Zero is 10 years old
>>738889296Imamura absolutely took Smash SF very seriously and incorporated a lot of Smash-isms into the future games. I don't get why he was so against Smash's interpretation of Captain Falcon, though. Maybe I'm confusing him for someone else on that one.
>>738889549>>738889605>>738889651>>738889697I really REALLY wish the Star Fox Team still looked like this in the remake.
>>738889589you literally have infinity torpedoes retard, don't stop spamming them.
>>738889763>praising someone for being attached to actual garbageStar Fox fans are fucking pathetic.
>>738889549Bro is a diehard furry and I'm sure he was thrilled to work on it.
>>738889870Pretty much, I don't really have much of an issue because I abuse the shit out of them.
>>738889870Those torpedoes are useless unless you lock on targets properly, which is a little difficult when you have a million things flying at you in the slowest vehicle in the game.That said, I love this level, keeps me on my toes.
>>738889871I didn't even mention his love of Dragon Quarter.
>>738888413I should. There's that PC port that looks good. I guess I'll boot that up.
>>738889993Ok but unlike Zero that game is actually really good, people are just retarded.
>>738889549>>738889942There are dozens of mainstream furry IPs. Motherfucker needs to get some goddamn standards.
Does anyone else hear that?It sounds like a lonely child, desperate for attention.
>>738889763I really do wonder if the game would have done better if it hadn't been for Miyamoto being extremely hands-on with it and forcing the Wii U gamepad.I still remember that E3 where Miyamoto was so obviously playing the game, but they blurred it. People were so fucking hyped for it, but time has washed that away.
>>738889589It made me cry when I was a little kid cause it was too hard
>>738886407why didnt they just shot the tank
>>738890090the echo is not a real person
>>738889843I still remember being so hyped for it, I bought it at midnight on the eshop I remember my friend saying how the controls look a bit weird before it released and I went into fanboy mode going "No the controls are perfectly fine dude!"
>>738890187It's a Star Fox game. It was going to be shit regardless.
>>738890187It wouldn't have existed if not for Miyamoto being stupid.Tbh, I'm grateful for its failure. It finally lit the fire under their asses.
>>738890270i still wear the tshirt that came with preordersi didn't preorder, but they gave me one anyways because of the low sales
>>738890273NUH UH
So are they gonna put Adventures on NSO?
>>738890270I mean, aside from mapping everything to the right stick for some retarded reason, they are. It was the actual game that sucked.
>>738890403lmaoMaybe in 2029.
>>738890404Trust me they really arent The landmaster controls abysmally
I thought the autonomous aiming from movement in Zero was well done and relegating maneuvering to the right stick was a fine enough arbitration to justify doing it. The dual screen cockpit view crap is where the gimmick got overbearing.
>>738890383Yes huh. The entire IP revolves entirely around a single mediocre title. Fraud shit. >>738890403Fuck no. You retards screeched about how shit it is for decades. You don't get to pretend it was good now.
>>738890270It's weird remembering how I used to fanboy hard for Nintendo during the Wii U era, on /v/ especially. I used to get extremely heated in console war threads... But now those don't really exist anymore. Strange, huh?>>738890403I don't know why they didn't end the Direct with announcing that, it's ridiculous.
Krystal is one of the biggest reasons for my tribal girl fetish.Her and tikal.
>>738890449Well that's not the controls, that's just the game being ass in general.
>>738890523>Sonic shitStar Fox is bad enough, keep that poisonous trash to your fucking self and fuck off back to your containment thread.
>>738890521>Hype up your new game by letting people play a really shit game a few weeks before launch.Terrible.They mentioned Adventures to prime people for the next game (if ever) to be a non-railshooter.
>>738890403they have to drip feed all the virtual boy games you cant play without their shitty peripheral first
>>738890378It's kind of sad in a way. They really banked on Zero being a beloved classic and huge success. It was a full on reboot, teased ideas that a sequel would further flesh out, even had that one promotional anime made for it. And then it just bombed so bad Star Fox got shelved until they hit the "do 64 AGAIN" panic button.
>>738889989spray all over the place with lasers too, if you're having a problem on standard difficulty with a meh stage you won't be able to do expert mode
>>738888943I wish they had Estelle reprise her role in Assault. Falco was great in Assault, as was Peppy.
>>738890521>But now those don't really exist anymore. Strange, huh?well yeah, microsoft killed itself and sony is doing nothing, so the wars just ended because all players are being retarded
>>738890523ngl it's exceedingly based of Fox to basically invade a foreign, primitive planet and take a wife for himself
>>738890614No
The only reason Krystal wasn't my sexual awakening is because Rouge took my virginity first
>>738890614Don't be so angry all the time anon, have an AI image
>>738890632I don't think anybody but Miyamoto thought Zero was going to do well. I think everyone else just thought it wouldn't bomb as hard as it did.
>the only good character>and they hate her for existingTypical.
>>738890684Its the dream of every man
>>738890684Krystal isn't from Sauria
>>738890490It's the one Star Fox game I haven't played. I'd like to try it out at some point.
>>738889168Rat dude is my favorite from the manga.
>>738890824True, but its essentially the same thing, its not like fox would want to fuck tricky's mom
>>738890798Yeah man.They hate her so much they made a new 3D model for her in Smash and emphasized her debut in the "CASUALS, PLEASE BUY STAR FOX" direct
>>738890803Miyamoto knew what he was doing
there's an angry assault schizo in this thread right now because he got blown the fuck out in a thread a few days ago.
>>738890737I really wish I could remember who my first fap was, but I may as well have alzheimer's at 30I think it was Rouge though
>>738890872And he's a coward for that.
>>738890908Indeed, just compare her to DP krystal, i love DP krystal but she is more cute than sexy
>>738890847Then fucking pirate it, you stupid piece of shit. Are you so much of a drone ass bitch that you can only think to suck Nintendo's dick? Fucks sake. Also, why the fuck would you ever want to play a Star Fox game? These games fucking suck.
>>738890684>til that fox is apparently a step or two away from Duke Nukem
>>738890928It came to you in a dream?
>>738890009yay!
>>738891027nope, this is him right here >>738891004
>>738890905>emphasized her debut in the "CASUALS, PLEASE BUY STAR FOX" directWhich is fucking stupid because she isn't in 64. The supposed casual bait is utterly pointless.
>>738890997DP Krystal has a huge dump truck ass
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>>738890928>>738891081>immediately thinks it must be some tribalist shitI fucking HATE Star Fox cause it's a fake franchise that was never good, and I've wasted decades on it only to be force fed yet another 64 remake. Fuck you, shill.
>>738890948Rouge wasn't my first fap, but she was the first specific girl I fapped to like crazy my actual first was pool jets at a very young age
>>738891093Yes but she is cuter in general.
>>738891141They look gross. He definitely draws obese art.
>>738891141>random human womanWhat the fuck was this about? There's a reason Star Fox 2 was never properly released, you know.
>>738889567it's not gonna be a vague allusion if the gang's tag is outright on Falco's jacketthis is the opportunity they'll likely take to expand upon it
>>738891235Scrapped character from the Giga/TeraLeak.
>>738891207She's supposed to be a teen, it makes enough sense.Still, hope she's in whatever they make next.
>>738891198My first fap was fucking kagome from inuyasha, idr my first furry fap tho.
>>738891168
>>738891221Hoping to get a commission?
>>738891141I really don't like Krystal's pink outfit from Command, it's just so ill-fitting. It's like, oh here's the girl Fox, guys. Don't get too confused.
>>738891198Many, many moons ago, I stumbled across a funny little website called AerisDies, and there was a section for Starfox. The rest is humid, stank-filled history.
>>738890798Oh no!
>know there's a PC port of 64>play it on my switch 2 with the crt filter enabled am I retardedor genius
>Faggot butthurt that another Star Fox thread hit bump limit
>>738891267>remake>EVER taking the opportunity to expand on anythingPFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Holy shit, the COPE of you! Literally none of the entries in the remake slop avalanche have done this. You're a fucking idiot. >>738891273I know that you fucking retard. Why did they try to put a human in this game? Then again, I could also ask why they made the game shit.
>>738891459Arasa-Krystal is perfection
>bluddy bitch bastert do not redeem the starfox saars
>>738891141I dont know like a third of these characters but I am sure there is a racist joke in there somewhere with the random black woman.Anyway, I would so fuck Krystal. I wouldn’t touch Amanda with a six foot (tad)pole because being the idea of being Slippy’s girl inherently taints a character.
>>738887220what are you on about
how do you be so bad at this you only manage to get three or four pity (You)'s
>>738891439Uh oh!
>>738891141Was it just be, or was Lucy ridiculously overpowered in Command?
I'M GOIN AHEAD BACK ME UP FOX >15 fucking fighters follow peppy
>>738891582The first leaked images didn't have a skintone picked out so they just saw "huge curly hair and prominent lips". Later datamined graphics showed they planned her to just be Caucasian (not that she was worked on very long).
>>738891482This remake literally did.We get at the very least footage of James going down, and Falco's gang name dropped multiple times when it was barely touched upon in 64
>>738891741She overpowers the senses, that's for sure.
>>738891597Babby's first troll post. I also imagine that the average Star Fox fan on /v/ is on the older side, therefore more likely to have been here a lot longer, and have an easier time ignoring obvious bait.
>>738891394And the blue one that made her look naked was better?
>>738891789In fairness, I am eager to see some of the elements of the lore get expansion. I want to see Bill and Fox hang out
>>738891827Yes. She basically becomes furry Joanna Dark
>>738891827Yes.
>>738891004Rude.
>>738891923she's always reminded me of angelina jolie
>>738891789>This remake literally did.It didn't do shit other than add a fucking v-tuber rig. Shills need to be banned. >We get at the very least footage of James going down, and Falco's gang name dropped multiple times when it was barely touched upon in 64You actually count that as expansion? I would kill myself if I was retarded enough to care about that. Bet you were one of those morons who wanted to know what the Clone Wars was about, huh?
The mocap stuff is awesome.Can you, like, use full body cap or is it only the face? I'd love to troll lobbies by pretending to take a shit then turn around a flush the toilet, making sure a toilet sound is heard.
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>>738892293>actually pretending to like the face rig shitStar Fox fans are on the same level as Sonic fans. The internet was right to bully you subhumans.
>>738892361I'm gonna pretend to have a seizure either way, flailing my head around and shit.
Never thought I'd see Star Fox at the front of culture war shit
>>738892869>100k views>3k likesI'd say 1mil makes it front and center
>>738892869this is stupid
>>738884690>>738884738don't forget the same guy did a girls of starfox bit as well
>>738891362Not from a guy who skeets on his ex, no.
