Played the Crisis series for the 1st time and this game is shit. I am up to the latter part of Crysis 2Crysis 1:>Literally reveals the aliens/plot twist with the first scene, then 'teases' them like 5 more times in the 1st hour>Le North Koreans so scary and ebil omg>NK soldiers want to activate a 'temple' woah get it they're crazy Asians or some shit>Several literal instant game over scenarios like the rocket launcher guys who spam like 2 rockets a second - if you are spotted you die instantly>Armor mode literally stops 1 bullet so why is it even in the game>Weird 'optional' objectives system where most of the time they actually aren't optional so you have to go back earlier in the level and do them anyway>Aliens are revealed and they are just gay retards who fly around and have seemingly no motive>Based black man appears and reveals he has magically reverse engineered several million year old technology with his bare hands somehow>Get to the ship and every character is like a flat cartoon archetype - wowee smart science lady, gruff captain man, and the male dork character>BONUS: Crashed several times for me despite it being an old as fuck game>BONUS: There is an unfixed bug where if you pause and unpause the game during a cutscene, you get ear-raped with music which you cannot stop
>>738876571Crysis 2:>Much better in general but the story is just disjointed random events that make no sense>QTEs>Basically a pseudo-movie game where like 3 hours are walking scenes, cutscenes, etc>Aliens are developed more but are still gay and retarded
play Warhead its shorter but better
Fucking retard
>>738877203>70IQLower your tone when speaking to me
>>738876571crysis gets felated for its graphics, not the gameplay or story
>game sucks >doesn't talk about the gameYou should try Netflix or Mixtape
>>738877591Ah my condolences. Must be though to live with such a low IQ, but that explains your piss poor thread.
>>738878313>doesn't talk about the gameOkay I'll redo the thread>woahhh muh grafixx!!!There we go>>738878425Sorry for bumping goon faggot shit thread #934,472,486,184,481 off the catalogue
Crysis end boss is retarded and made me play over 30 times and watch a gameplay on YT
>>738877818It's still a great game regardless of the graphics.You pick it up for the graphics and stay for the gameplay, however the game does nothing to make you use all the fun gameplay options the game is packed with.99.9% of the players barely used the suit mode tricks but it's like playing DMC without ever style switching.
>>738878313this lmaoShit thread.
>>738878787>this lmaoCan you reveal which part isn't me talking about the game? Are you guys genuinely retarded?
>>738878852You mostly vomit trash about the story and the only 3 times you mention the gameplay it's about you getting filtered like a retard, misunderstanding basic mechanics or simply claiming retarded shit that aren't even true.
>>738879048>it's about you getting filtered like a retard, misunderstanding basic mechanicsWhat is there to misunderstand? Press Q to get armor, press E to become invisible, press F near an enemy to grab them. Apparently for boomers this is earth-shattering 500IQ rick n' morty mechanics.>or simply claiming retarded shit that aren't even true.Where? I literally finished it yesterday retard I know very well how the game works.
thank you for your blog post?
>>738879179And I forgot you can throw stuff at enemies which is useless since you can just shoot them in the face
