>WHAT IS FLOP?
I swear I only knew about this game from you autists and your culture war bullshit. You're the ones marketing these fuckass games, unintentionally.
>>738877364>BABY DON’T BUY ME>DON’T BUY ME, NO MORE
>>738877451yea most of the games autists here screech about i've never heard of.it's kinda insane. those faggots must be intentionally searching from bottom of the barrels to find something to cry about
>>738877364I pirate everything!Nope not touching this one
>>738877451Who cares if it sells, the dev is literally a billionaireThis game needs more negative exposure
>>738877451Nah. The game flopped. No one is buying this bullshit anymore, even when they get bad publicity it doesn't boost sales.
No one ITT watched til the end of the video. You are terminally attention-spanlets
>>738877451That's how advertising works, retard. You're literally replying to bots.
>>738877764We are all bots here too you are talking to one right now
>>738877764No, anon. YOU are the bots
>>738877364>"th-this is what th-the 90's were like! I SWEAR!"
>>738877764Beep boop, i not is bot saar.
>>738877723why should i? no seriously? you made a game to troll me and when i just spend 5 seconds of my attention on it, you are angry?
>>738877651Too true
>>738877723Lmao, this.
>>738877930OP's webm.Just watch the webm till the end grumpy bestard.
>>738877364Post tracks that should've been in a game like this if it was good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGfDg7wju6M
>>738878536https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8
>>738877364who's the audience for that? none of my unc bros are buying it
>>738877364>gameYou can finish the entire """game""" without hitting a single key or touching a single button. It's LITERALLY a cartoon that plays by itself.
>>738877451It's just like concord, marathon, and dustborn. The only people in the entire world who actually care about them are the culture war newfags who don't play videogames and only come to /v/ to stare at steam charts and shitpost. Then they have the gall to call you a fan of the game nobody in the universe cares about if you dare question why we need thirty threads every day about them.
>>738877657Then you don't pirate everythingWhy lie about it?
>>738878689no you can't. action sequences are just coasting around, but you must press buttons for adventure segments
>>738878642>who's the audience for that? none of my unc bros are buying itDevs aren't capitalist pigs who make products for audiences, they get paid big money to make passion projects they enjoy themselves.
>>738877364>Angry billionaire noises
>>738879597So they aren't real artists. For thousands of years art was made with the audience in mind, first and foremost. Arguably what you are describing is a branch of commercialism more closely affiliated with economic theory than artistic design.
>>738877451Ok, retardHahahahaha!
>>738879597>they get paid big money to make passion projects they enjoy themselves.sounds nice, when am i getting $100 million to make a cozy life-sim where you're married to an ancient eldritch horror from beyond the stars?
>>738877451they do the same shit on /tv/fucking retards
>>738877723It's not some incredibly funny joke that's gonna make people actually write a post reacting.Besides, why would you watch the entire fucking thing if you've seen plenty of the "gameplay" already and know what to expect so after 10 seconds why wouldn't you just assume it's nothing but this drab shit and move on?If I posted a vile video of some homeless guy shitting himself for 30 seconds, would you actually watch more than 5 (if even that) when you can safely assume the entire video is like that and spare yourself the displeasure of watching it further.
>>738877364the concordian timeline continues
