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>>738885726>be some kind of nazi witch or whatever>"I'm gonna get a bunch of sickdark tattoos because I'm so evil and twisted heh"what did she mean by this?
>>738885726heh yeah gesundheit to you too lmao
>>738885884>sickdarknow there's a word I haven't heard in a long time
>>738885884She was thinking "surely these shall harden anons penis and give hi a goth girl fetish" and then they did. The end.
>>738885726We had to kill THIS to.... SAVE the jewerinos???
>>738886107If tattoos don't soften your penis you have shit taste. The end.
>>738886286Ok incel.
>>738885884Tattoos are hot
>>738885726where do I get a based tradwife like her?
>>738886348>>738886546t. rancid swine with dumb tattoos
>>738885726>tattoosgross
What's the best level and why is it Paderborn village?
>>738885726@grok make her real, no mistakes
I like how cliche Nazis are in games.
>Swastika tattoo on boobRUN I CAN'T CONTROL MY DICK ANYMORE
>>738888412>What's the best levelanything that isnt instafail stealth
>>738886348like fucking clockwork
>>738889740I like how they used to be more cliche. Everything from sadistic Deathshead motherfuckers and hot Ilsa homages with leather and heels, to absolute fumbling idiot Colonel Klink types, or my personal favorite,>Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!Now we don't even get those cliches because making people laugh at them might somehow make them identify with them or some shit, I dunno, but we ALSO can't go the opposite way and have them depicted as human beings because oy vey that's absolutely maximallverbodenwrongen they must be MONSTERS. So now Nazis in games are just fuckin. Flat ass boring mooks that expect the helmets and arm bands to do the lifting but they've already been used so many times that it's just boring by itself.
>>738885726RTCW was based for having you fight a coven of witches with guns.
>>738890384Col Klink and Sgt Schultz were easily the most likable characters in that show though. They weren’t mean or evil, they were middle management. Hogan was insufferable, Newkirk and Carter were annoying, Kinsch was a non-entity. LeBeau was ok. I guess you had to be played by a jew to be likable in that show.
>>738889982Just don't get caught bro
>>738890575That's kinda what I was getting at I guess, one is an idiot who loses every time and the other wants nothing more than to go home and go back to running Germany's largest toy company, but the actual inner party guys were great too though, the ones who were evil or mean like Burkhalter or Hockstetter or the pencil mustache SS guy with the creepy eyes in the first season whose name I forgot but I remember being one of the few "oh, this villain of the week is actually dangerous and completely unfazed by the usual Stalag 13 shenanigans." Neither of those extremes are possible now for some reason.>Hogan was insufferableI'll agree with that but I won't stand for Carter being shit-talked when every one of his Hitler impersonations makes me laugh starting with the black and white pilot. Poor bastard didn't even get on the lunch box.
>>738890840> pencil mustache SS guy with the creepy eyes in the first season whose name I forgot but I remember being one of the few "oh, this villain of the week is actually dangerous and completely unfazed by the usual Stalag 13 shenanigans."Wouldn’t be Feldkampt, would it? I remember my dad always placing him with Burkhalter and Hockstetter as villains of the week but the dude only showed up like three times (and that character IIRC was originally Hockstetter‘s name).
>>738886861>Implying I'm that rich
>>738891382God, I don't know, it's been a hot minute since I watched it and I don't think I ever watched all the seasons fully anyway, nevermind remembering who's who because who the fuck are you gonna talk to about Hogan's Heroes in 2026 (other than other random anons who also had dads who watched it)? /tv/?? I do remember ranks being fiddled with a few times and Hochstetter only being a Major compared to Klink's Colonel but still having more power because who the hell was gonna tell the Gestapo 'no.'
>>738891729I’m still waiting for my chance to talk about Get Smart.I remember my dad watching me playing MGS3 laughing his ass off as I beat The Boss with the knockout cigarettes because that’s exactly like a joke out of Get Smart (flipping her on the ground and attacking her with second hand smoke).
>>738892005>an American comedy television series parodying the secret agent genre that had become widely popular in the first half of the 1960s with the release of the James Bond films. It was created by Mel Brooks Now I know what series to watch next, thanks anon.
This thread is not about Return to Castle Wolfenstein :/
