Why do people shit on Dark Souls 2 for making you collect lord souls over easily climbable ledges but when a piece of shit overrated subhuman millenial retard game like Metroid Prime does the same shit like pic related it's ok? Samus does not need a morph ball for this at all
>why can't metroid crawl?
The power suit is too cumbersome to crawl in which is the reason for her needing the morph ball
>>738889661I like both games mentioned in the OPt. late 'llenial
>>738889717>>738889725She doesn't need to crawl to pass that, only crouch
ur fat ass isnt getting through that gap in 8' of power armor and one arm missing either fatso
>>738889661Metroid Prime popularity is completely manufactured, it used as an argument that game cube has a shooter like halo
>>738889875Its nothing like Halo howeverbeit
>>738889661cause dark souls 2 sucks ass, hope this helps
>>738889962but it's aiming for the same first person shooter audience
>>738889786you think a 6'2 amazon is gonna be able to crouch under that?
>>738889962u must understand that console FPS players of that generation do not understand the concept of things playing differently and can only critique or compare based on visuals or themeask anyone of them why x game is good and theyll be like "cause you can shoot aliens with a laser gun"
>>738890007so does this game
>>738889661That's not even a comparable example you fucking retard.One is just an arbitrary checkpoint that should have been way better thought out and the other is an added skill to your moveset.
>>738890043not in the slightest, combat is the worst part of prime
>>738890115they play differently but the game is still first person to appeal to the subhuman muut audience that likes halo, metroid didn't need to be in first person
I beg every one of you reading this threadPlease emulate Metroid Prime on Dolphin, this so called ''masterpiece'' by millenialsThey are the most retarded subhumans on the planet
>>738890225theres nothing wrong with first person metorid, the problem is that combat is cumbersome and they seemingly purposefully made beams annoying to use. Other M unironically had a good idea how to do TPS metroid, but it completely fumbled the execution
>>738890115Nintendo wanted the Halo audience, even if they didn't quite understand it (because japs). And by 2002 standards it played fine.
>>738890365>Nintendo wanted the Halo audiencethey didnt, youre just repeating yourself. Just because something is first person doesnt mean it wants to be halo
I love how Samus is always angry too for no reason like the american Kirby box arts, amerimutts are lower than vermin
>>738890418>I love how Samus is always angry too for no reasonok so you didnt even play the games
>>738890317Other M is still more a Metroid game than Prime will ever be
>>738890451when you load the game she is always angry
>>738890463ehhhh kinda? its even more linear than fusion, and rather than upgrading your suit/abilities you just arbitrarily unlock them when samus feels like it.
What’s with the generational war shit on this site?
>>738890519what are you talking about
>>738890463Let's not inflate this topic again Dobson.
>>738890303I did since I never played them on release. They are all really good. 2 is better than 1 though.
>>738890578maybe replay the game but this time using your eyes, moron
>>738890831I have, unlike you
>>738890303I never got into prime but super metroid is one of the best games of all time
>>738889786Why can’t she tho
>>738890398It was about marketing, not about the actual feel of playing Halo. Metroid Prime was greenlit to begin with because Nintendo wanted more Western players.
>>738890540Groomed tranny kids jealous and angry that they grew up with dogshit slop
>>738890996>they wanted the halo audience>not the feel of playing haloMetroid also only survives thanks to western fans, it always sells like shit in japan
>>738890540Millenials are insecure about growing older and losing their edge.Zoomers feel like they need to prove themselves and overcompensate as a result.
>>738889875Yeah saar, whatever you say.
>>738891064Why does Japan hate metroid anyway
>>738891103because theyre stupid
>>738890540It’s an easy thing to boast about when you have no actual accomplishments and live an unfulfilled life.
>>738889661>media made by gen x is millenial>media consumed by gen z is millenialMake up your mind.
>>738889661Because MP1 has good world design that makes backtracking bearable, similar to Dark Souls 1. Sequel slop shouldn't even be in the same sentence. Know your place, cretin.
>>738891103Only white men understand the appeal of deep diving into unknown territory
Metroid Prime is stupid but this thread is stupider because of the framing for even stupider people to reply to
>>738891079What's the matter tendieboy, afraid to answer something meaningful?
Prime 2 is still the best of the genre
>>738891318do you have any proof whatsoever its popularity was manufactured?
>>738891301It's funny because it seems like someone whose childhood game was dark souls 2 which is shit and they're lashing out on metroid prime for some reason
My bad for expecting you could just use physics to do this, for one second I thought I might not be playing a bad game
>>738890303>gachaslop zoomie gets filtered by actual game designAmazing
>>738890110I just realized why youre unbelievably wrong and retared btw. Literally cant get Velkas rapier in DS1 even though, you should be able to hop over through a window, because the game wants you to explore the entire level thoroughly, get the annex key and go the long way. And inb4 your retarded subhuman fucking retard ass says "le optional doesnt count!" This equally applies to every other level you should be able to skip parts by just jumping over shit.
>>738891465forgot imagealso this is where I stop playing btwthe disappointment is enough
>>738891432you're the retard too, metroid prime is not good.
>>738891570I didnt say it was retard actually every time I ever tried to play it I dropped it almost instantly
>>738891554that whole """puzzle""" IS based on physics, just how stupid are you?
>>738890540I don't hate younger or older people for those reasons. People are so fucking fried and dependent on adderall they can't even shitpost, they just ask chat gpt to do it for them.That's the problem I have. Anyone that does that is a fucking moron. Boomer or zoomie.
>>738891026>>738891252>>738891475see >>738891554 and kill yourself>>738891643actual retarded braindead niggeryou CAN'T do it relying on physics, a fucking TEXT POPUP shows up telling you you need BOOST BALL to do it and also spoiling you about an upgrade
>>738891794...the boostball you use to build up momentum to get over the rampagain, just how fucking stupid are you? do you even know what physics are?
>>738891859there's no reason why you can't build momentum without it other that shit physics and coding, samus is already a ball and these are two slopes
>>738891318What is there to answer, nobody asked a question?
>>738891927>there's no reason why you can't build momentum without itwait until you hear about this thing called friction
>>738891064They actually did try to market MP1 as a shootan game though. Which is ironic because the game was adored for being 3D Metroid in spite of it being a bad FPS.Not enough confidence in Retro Studios I guess.
>>738891794Is that why you made an entire thread? To show how totally not asshurt you are?
>>738891794>hint to solve a puzzle is a spoiler
>>738892061>They actually did try to market MP1 as a shootan game thoughprove it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewcljvJQAQA, samus shoots like 1 enemy in this entire commercial
>why can’t metroid crawl kid grew up and ended up on /v/ lmao
>>738890540The zoomers buck broken by covid lockdowns are swarming the board after getting IP banned on twitter.
>>738892160>hint to solve a puzzle reread this out loud and then jump off in front of a truck
>>738892373youre pretty pissy for someone who's too stupid to understand physics
>>738890968because metroid prime is an overrated mediocre game just like metroid prime 4, same developers, same overrated dogshit mutt studio, but this time no nostalgia
>>738890968She can crouch in the 2d games but even in those she can't move while in crouched position and has to either stand back up or use morphball
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>>738892459>same developers,anon...
>>738892459>same developerYou can't even get your arguments right.>>>/r/eddit.
>>738889725>the suit is too cumbersome to crawl but it can turn into a tiny ballaverage nintendo adult's brain at work.
>>738892683you dont seem to have a brain at all
>>738892203That ad is exactly what I meant. It does feel vague without the context of the time though.
>>738891064Prime 4 is the best Halo game in years.
>>738889661I'm not a Metroid Prime fan, but why do faggot ass zoomers hate Metroid Prime and fun video games from the past while praising dogshit like Halo all the time?
>>738889661When you remove nintendo games from their walled garden the problems they have become much more apparent probably because non-Nintendo players have higher standards.
>>738889661Imagine if Samus got stuck trying to go through there without the Morph Ball. And then her Power Suit turns off and all that's visible from the other side is her long legs and big ass haha
>>738891335Sad trvthnvke. Prime 4 sucked and there's still no indie title that replicates the atmosphere and three-dimensional scale of the original Prime Trilogy.
