Can someone please explain why the fuck
>>738896617Its a streamers investment
>>738896617People still want physical media.
>>738896617>good interactive entertainment>erm why are people BUYING IT????
there is literally just nintendo exclusives and multi platformand nintendo exclusive just mean nintendo made the game because everyone else makes multi platform games
Because Shitch 2 is the only console left that actually has exclusives and isn't a glorified sportsball machine?
>>738896617Nintendo is the last holdout for physical copies.
It's because Nintendo fans are the only ones still buying physical. Weird phenomenon.
>>738896617They're releasing games
>>738896617Have Sony or Microslop released anything in the last three months? I don't know if I'm just sheltered, but I don't recall any hype from the general public about anything other than Nintendo.
>>738896841Yoshi, Tomodachi, and Star Fox 64 again aren’t good. MKW is good though
>>738896617Because those are actually games
>>738896617DAT AINT FALCO....
>>738896617Nintendo has both casuals and hardcores on thier end right now every casual/comfyfag(effeminate niggas) is buying pokepia/ Parents are buying the new yoshi game for thier kids and I guess the starfox announcement coupled with its cheaper price is finally making the hardcore buy it.
>>738896617Games.
>>738897127HAPPY FEET
>>738896617why would anyone other than tendies buy games from amazon?
>shilling ign, xwixxer, amazon, and nintendo preorders in the pursuit of (You)sMr. OP, what you've just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in your bitching, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational post. Everyone in this board is now dumber for having seen to it. I award you no (You)s, and may God have mercy on your soul.
>>738897519WOMBO COMBO
>>738896617I mean what are the other two putting out
>>738897684I've seen worse.
>>738897710WHERE YOU AT!!! WHERE YOU AT!!!
>what do you mean they're selling! I said they were bad games on the internet and a youtuber echoed my opinion!!!!
Nintendo Switch 2 Has Games.
theyre fun
>>738896617Games
>>738896617What else is there
>>738897938Assblasted furries
>>738896617Because parents buy them for their kid for their birthdayThat's literally the only reason to buy the physical version, so you can giftwrap it
>>738896617Who the hell buys games on amazon? That's like talking about itunes music sales.
>>738896984if you like mediocre slopfests sure
>>738896617non-buynary sisters...
>>738896617But two of those games aren't even out yet, how could they be best sellers if there's nothing to sell?
>>738898249What?
>>738896617Because you can only buy console slop on Amazon. You don't see PC games there anymore because it's all digital and mostly Steam nowadays, or you get better deals from GMG or key sites.
Yoshi is the one I'm surprised about, it doesn't seem to be much more than an exploration game.
>>738896617I mean, it's not like there's any Playstation or Xbox exclusive games coming out any time soon.
>>738899278>You don't see PC games there anymore because we got cucked into a monopoly where we don't own anythingFixed
>>738896617I boughted Star Fox for freethx Microslop
>>738899481You're right about the overall statement, but not about the reasoning. We did get cucked into not owning shit but that's not why you don't see PC games on Amazon. Plus, aren't most Switch games just codes for licenses you don't own just the same as Steam anyways and it's tied to your Nintendo account now?
Reminder that this is about to come out in 3 months and dominate everything thats not GTA VI
>>738896617a lot of people get amazon gift cards through work and gifts and other redemptions. amazon heavily advertises nintendo digital keys, so just makes sense
>>738896617Because the PS and Xbox offerings are all live service slop designed to milk you for every penny.
>>738898249For new releases in my cunt they're often like $10-30 cheaper than everywhere else. Why the fuck WOULDN'T you buy from Amazon?
>PC gamers want to emulate nintendo games>Sony wanted a nintendo game so badly they copied Mario 64 but made the protag a souless cringe bot and had to pay geoff to shill their game that only had 1 month relevancy>Nintendo games are literally sold out everywhereFeels good being part of the winning crew
>>738899793Lol ok kiddo
PS5 is the designated F2P console for poorfags
>>738896990MS just released Forza Horizon 6, which by all accounts is the best entry yet, it's coming to PS5 later in the year too.
>>738896617Big N won.Snoy lost.
>>738896617Nintendo Switch 2 has games
>>738896617I mean there's not really any other big new games coming out at the moment.
>>738896617It's the same things Disney does.>Get into peoples lives when they're young.>Encourage them to be parasocially attached.>Now you have a goyslave who will for the rest of their lives associate your products with emotional fulfillment.It's why talentless freaks like markiplier of jacktoiletoptics are directing movies now. Or why game-movies started making money.
>>738900564that's a dudeyou can tell by the pockets in the pants
>>738896617ninttendrones will bu whatever slop nintendo shits out
>>738896990>Marathon and SAARos already forgottenkek
>>738899793Anti-woke grifters are going to eat good this September.
As opposed to what? Snoy hasn't made a game since Bloodborne, which has been about a decade, and I couldn't tell you what the fuck Xbox is doing.
Amazon doesn't sell Steam games.
>>738896617microsoft has literally nothingsony has price hikes (yes nintendo is doing them too, but people are more used to them being greedy)
>>738896617>None of them are good gamesIs the sad part
>>738896617nintedo games are fun
>>738900515too bad it's a racing game, which means it's a niche game that will underperform
>>738896617How bad are things I didn't even know Yoshi got a new fucking game.
>>738901369how's it going for you, Noah?
>>738901874Who?
>>738896617Physical releases plus Nintendo have games.
>>738896841Nintendo games aren't good, they're riding the nostalgia and brand legacy. If your parents didn't buy you nintendo shit when you were a child then you should be thankful you didn't get brainwashed.
>>738901191Wrong
>>738896617Look at the concord thread currently in the catalog
>>738901991pretty sure ninty consoles are more popular with kids too
>>738902293that's a dude, bro
>>738896617STILL not buying Troonadachi.
>>738896617Nintendo is making videogames while everyone else is making artslop
>>738902293that's a man
>>738901308remind me again how the wiiu and gamecube did?
>>738901369why is the postmodernist thing to use these words wrongly until they mean nothing?
>>738896617PS and Xbox users don't buy physical anymore, that's why the top sellers of these console are prepaid cards to be used on their respective online service
>>738896617Amazon only sells physical gamesPlaystation has no gamesXbox dipped out of the physical formatOnly Nintendo has an actual selection of physical games
>you need to pay $80 to buy a disc drive and switch doesn’t
>>738902695google it niggerhow the fuck am i supposed to know that
>>738902957by not being 10 years old, you fucking retard
Pretty much the only games in the market that are fully phyiscal and not key cards that need a day 1 patch bullshit.
I don't pre-order but I'm excited for Yoshi. It looks good so far but I'll read reviews.
>>738902997how did they do then?
>>738896617Nintendo eShop doesn't accept AMEX and I wanna meet the SUB bonus. All the other game storefronts accept AMEX.
>>738903107were you not alive within the last 10 years?
>>738903129ive been alive for longer than that
>>738903181apparently not
>>738899793HAHAHAHAHAHAHAYou for real?
>>738903209what makes you say that
>>738903253the fact that youre too stupid too know how the wiiu did
>>738896775>>738902751>>738902784so we're just going to pretend game key cards aren't a thing?granted, the 3 on top are real physical games, but people bought pokopia on masse because they most likely don't even know what a key card isI can definitely see nintendo creeping these in more and more, it's pretty insidious
>>738903271you know you don't have to know everything that's happened since you were born, right?use your brain, lil bro
>>738903470boasting about being retarded is quite the flex, "lil bro"
>>738903470Next you'll tell us you don't know what games the ps3 had
>>738903505i'm just stooping down to your level, cuh
>>738903339>he says as Nintendo's actively working towards more cards. Working to get rid of GKCs.
>>738896617Because it's literally the only console that HAS exclusives
>>738897006You haven't played any of them.
>>738896617I believe they make gamesMight have something to do that Switch owners play games instead of engaging in endless dick measuring contests onlinePic not related
>>738901991I like their 3D platformer.
>>738896617Only streamers buy switch because it has no games and all of them can be watched online
>>738896617>on Amazon
>>738896617normies are braindead, and nintendo games are casual
>>738903886all what can be watched online?
I will buy a Nintendo game of their choice to the next child that replies to this post with their favorite joke.
>>738896617Cuz they make games
>>738903979The game__________________
>>738896617Playstation has had horrid attach rates since early PS4 and Xbox has been dead for a decade now. Nintendo has continued to sell more games per console since Switch released and they continue to release exclusives every year. What explanation is really needed?
>>738896617People don't want americunt jew indoctrination anymore
>>738902293Shoulders are 3 head widths wide bro
>>738896990>but I don't recall any hype from the general public about anything other than NintendoI don't recall hype from the general public about anything from Nintendo, within the past 20 or so years. Wherever the fuck you live, I'm glad I don't.
>>738903947gameplay
>>738896898Physical and broken products. Tomodachi in the cart has a glitch that deletes your save. It was fixed today.
>>738904160gameplay from what?
>>738896617Because no one is buying playstation "games" physically, or at alllook at it this way, one is a bigger number than zero
>>738903619where are you getting this from?I hope it is true but I see no reason why they would when they're obviously cheaper to make
>>738904414Playstation has games?
>>738896617>only company that still requires players to buy some physical bullshit is best-selling on the 'order physical bullshit' store
>>738896617I just don't see the hype for Yoshi. The artstyle is nice, but it's just an experimentation game that looks to be quite literally baby's first videogame.
WOW OP>FAGGOT FILLED THING HAS FAGGOTS BUYING FAGGOT SHITCRAZY
>>738896617well you see they actually make games, therefore they have products to top gaming charts.
>>738901991Nintendo has literally never made a good game
>>738904664It probably is, but an experimentation game is better suited to the baby demographic than just dumbing down a course clear platformer to be as frictionless as possible. And it offers more potential to be interesting for non-babies, even if unlikely
>>738904880wrong again
>>738904880What about the DSIWare game Bird & Beans?
>>738896617What faggots buys shit on amazon? Am I to european to understand such faggotry? not a frog btw
Why does their stock keep going down if their hardware and software are both selling well?
>amazonBuncha Stacys buying slop to keep their kids entertained while they cheat on their husbands
>>738904880what compels you to say such retarded things?
Amazon is utterly evil now because they sell Nintendo games Shame on them
>>738905141Because gay boomers that don't understand games and their money isn't a reflection of reality. Just read investor questions in financial reports.
>>738905141It got pretty massively inflated once talk of a Switch 2 went around. I guess it didn't immediately sell 200m so they went "OH MY GOD" and sold.
>>738896617nintendo cultists are a different breed entirely, their mental illnesses need to be studied
>>738896617my balls slapping against that mii's nonexistent chinhmI think something might be wrong with me
>>738905141Stocks are based on vibes not reality.
>>738896617Its not hard to be top seller in video games if you are the only one making video games
>>738896617Who the fuck buys games on amazon?
>>738905614Most americans.
>>738905516Crazy how this phenomena didn't exist during Wii U and then just popped into reality and really kicked into high gear once saars couldn't emulate anymore
>>738905141>duhhh the stocks
It fun
>>738905042the united states is 1000x the size of your country and amazon has 'free' same-two day shipping so why wouldn't you buy games from them instead of driving 50 miles to best buy or paying the shipping fees to get it to you in a week
>>738903339>pop in PS5 disc>have to install the entire fucking game before playing it>still requires the disc even though game runs off the HDDYou already lost this argument.
>>738897074but you can't lose in them
>>738903339so far only 1 nintendo exclusive is a gkc, and pokopia is a koei tecmo joint so its most likely on them in this case.
>>738905042>doesn't want his vidya delivered to him at the expense of some jeet making $10 h/r that isn't allowed to piss anywhere but his own pants
>>738906374Having worked there, we pee on your packages. Get fucked lmao.
>>738896617when was the last time you saw a physical game for pc?
>>738896617Because you don't buy Steam or GoG games on Amazon.
>>738896617
>>738896617still da best
>>738896617Name THREE good sony exclusive from 2026
>>738899793>capeshitI have taste
>>738896617Because gamer are manchildren.
>>738899481But you don't own the game Caring about the mass produced plastic itself is just a concession considering you're not allowed to do anything with it with those aggressive anti tampering measures while it's trivial to look at pc game files
>>738905683>doesn't have a drawing mirror option It would make things easier but I still like that there's so many customizable things.
>>738899481At least PC games don't get locked after 30 days like consolecucks.
>>738908330Some do tho
>>738896617Because if you want to buy a game thats not Nintendo exclusive, you buy it on steam, playstation shop or xbox shop.
>>738904490an indie switch 2 game (Mio) that released fully physical recently was shown to ship with a new 16gb cartridge. people say a 32gb cartridge exists or is in development as well.
>>738908176people who moralize to pc gamers about "owning" their heavily encrypted plastic trinkets never fail to amuse me. they can't even modify their games without some autistic tranny spending 2k hours cracking the system open and they think they "own" shit.
Nintendo has games
>>738903674Yoshi is for toddler and is advertised as such, emulated tonodachi and it's for women and autists with an overreliance on drawing shit and writing shit instead of its own humor, played star fox 64 20 years ago with actual good character writing amd gameplayBananza, World and Air Riders are kino for straight white male.
>>738896617As opposed to what?>sony: no games>xbox: no games>pc: steamwho the fuck else would be buying games?
>>738896617What else is there?
oh no no no fartza bros snoysters it can't be help me asha
>>738896617the game prices are reasonable again, and for the most part they're pretty good. that's it.t. preordered Splatoon Raiders, Rhythm Heaven Groove, and Star FoxNot a fan of remakes but I want SF to succeed so Nintendo starts taking the IP a lil bit more seriously.
>>738896617This is what happens when you almost have 1 exclusive per month for a year straight, hell July is slated with Splatoon Raiders AND Rythm Heaven, so the pace is only going to increase if anything.
>>738897997who is this sperm golem?
>>738902293cute boy, now post him naked.~
>>738909493>kirby >for straight malesKeep telling yourself that hon
>>738896617>Sony and Microsoft are in a suicide competition>steam games aren't sold on amazon>???>Nintendo wins
>>738905763Those aren't sextape
>>738896841oh boy another popular=good
>>738896617nintendo is the nortubel of games
>>738896617>YoshiI don't believe you.
>>738896617>best-selling video games on Amazon>right nowTomodachi Life just came out, Yoshi's coming out soon, and Starfox was just announced. Of course they'd be selling/getting pre-orders. What other games were also recently released, coming soon, or just announced that people would get physically in large numbers? I'm talking within a couple weeks.
>>738897938anti nintendo grifters are so desperate for anything to cry about
