>DADDY! IF YOU TRAP ME HERE, THIS WILL ONLY BE THE BEGINNING OF MY WICKED WAYS!How do you respond?
Boot camp.And if that doesn't work More boot camp
>>738907485>dispatch and telltale games good>this game bad for some reason
Its his fault for not beating her. It was the 80s and hes asian. Would have gotten away with it.
>>738907485Corrective rape. It rewires the female mind to be submissive and docile (and tight!)
>>738907485Call me daddy again. Go ahead. Do it.
It works like a charm.
>>738907485spank her ass
>>738907485>You have no chance to survive, make your time. >Ha ha ha ha !!
https://x.com/Glinner/status/2053645356660080800People keep posting it without sound. It's so much more funny with sound.10/10 by the way.
>>738907485You're meant to find the characters in this game kind of grating, right?
>>738907592>>dispatch and telltale games good>>this game bad for some reasonyesmixtape isn't a game, unlike the others mentioned
>>738907831Dispatch and Telltale garbage also aren't games.
>>738907485
>>738907592You have fail states there at the very least, no matter how journalism proof they may be in difficulty.
>>738907592You don't get to decide what happens in the game.
>>738907592I agree. They're all shit.
>>738907592this is written by people who've only ever watched high school musical 1, 2, and honestly? probably 3, too.
>99% of kids in 90’s western society were carefree kids who enjoyed life with maybe a small rebellious or mischievous streak >according to these freaks the average 90s kid was an unhinged, emotionally stunted criminal who made life worse for everyone around them
>>738907485Give her the ass spanking of her life
>>738907485Is she supposed to be goth?
>>738907485Mating press
>>7389077733D stuff with fake low-framerate looks so fucking bad. They really need to stop doing this.
This would't happen if she was a spoiled daddy's little princess, just saying
>>738907485disown her
>>738907485>*slap*>arrest for arson>send her to a mental asylum
>>738907485Buy an ad
>>738908054any rule34 vids yet?
>>738907485FACK HER PUSSEY!!!! HAHAHAHA
>>738907485BBC should set her straight
>>738907592It must be comforting to live in a world where you only think of things in terms of black and white.
>>738907592>bad thing bad>good thing goodwow!
>>738907592Mixtape isnt a video game
>>738908264Why because you got filtered?
>>738907485What's so unbelievable about this scene is just that everyone was beaten as a child in the 90s. Like so many kids just had to get the shit smacked out of them some times and you always know who didn't. The makers of this game for example, to create a scene like this and call it believable for even a second, when in so many realities that kid would've gotten the fucking shit smacked out of them in the middle of everything that was going on. You know they were the "time out" kid who was an asshole to everyone growing up and couldn't understand why no one really liked them
>This ain't a catastrophe - it's a warning.
>>738908075I think it's the Puss in Boots movie that popularized it.But in the case of the movie it was only used in movement-heavy action scenes to make the actions more clear.
>>738907485Rape correction
>>738907485model rips for rule 34 when
>>738908338No? Its just not a video gameIts a animated movie being sold as a video game. Its not a video game
>>738907485RAPERRAPERRAPRAPERRAPI NEED TO RAPERAPERRAPR
>>738907485Crikey sheila, check out the dropbear in that basement
>>738908004>according to these freaks the average 90s kid was an unhinged, emotionally stunted criminal who made life worse for everyone around themI said this in another thread but I think it's actually true for the creators, they were nepo babies with rich parents, so they were allowed to be assholes to everyone, get in trouble because daddy will bail them out, fail at everything, never foster any talent, yet they still get to make their "game" or movie or show. That's why their characters always come of as so unlikable, it's all projection.
>>738908350Yeah, I know. So many faggots grew up mentally ill because they grew up with faggot millenial parents beating them for anything. There's nothing wrong with giving your kids discipline if they actually deserve it but people who beat children are troglodytes. And before you project about some shit my parents may have not been some glowing ideal but raised me and my siblings well, we're doing okay and we love them very much so there.
>>738908482>millennial parents>90sAre you retarded?
>>738908376This scene is so fucking stupidThar's how you get sent to a mental hospital, not solve your problems
>DaddyYeah.. Can't take that word seriously anymore
>>738908456Calm down Ranjesh
>>738908505Sure. Gen x, boomers or whatever the fuck you want. Also it's kinda funny how you think beating kids makes them all obedient when many kids who act up come from abusive families.
>>738908529>Thar's how you get sent to a mental hospitalOr become part of the democrat party.
>>738908376Isn't as hilariously cringe without the guitar riffs on the zoom in.
>>738908568>Also it's kinda funny how you think beating kids makes them all obedient when many kids who act up come from abusive families.Nobody said that, but I'm seriously starting to wish you were beaten more as a child.
>>738908376I've watched two people play this shit so far and I still have no idea who cassandra even is she just shoehorned her way into the two main characters groupI remember her cucking them at some point or somethingHow is this basically the ending of the game
>>738908075They all love capeshit too much to stop
>>738908376>>738908602https://files.catbox.moe/jv9n6y.mp4Here's your cringe, good sir
>>738908568>Sure. Gen x, boomers or whatever the fuck you want.Why do broccolicucks just say the dumbest, most random shit then get offended when they get corrected? Those tide pods must've wrecked their tiny, underdeveloped brains.
>>738908630Just saying that fags like you think beating kids solves all problems when in reality it just makes them worseJust look at niggers or spics, they smack their kids and then they grow up to be ghetto trash joining violent gangs and starting trouble.
>>738908723I am 28 and never ate any tidepods or whatever it is you're babbling about. And zoomers would never eat tide pods in the first place if millenials/gen x actually bothered to be good parents.
author's-thinly-veiled-self-insert
>>738907485what is she implying by wicked ways? does she want to go be a slut in college?
>>738908693It's so bad.
>>738908376How the hell do you even play this from an angle to generate audience sympathy for the character in question? She is threatening violence and is already burning something down over what I presume is a triviality. Is there some hidden character trait I'm missing, some deeper motivation? Even general teen angst doesn't manifest into these demented, anti-social psychosis episodes. Like to use the most egregious example, Walter White murdering an entire gang of nazis that after he helped ruin his family's life still had some sympathy and ethos to make people watch. But this? I don't get it.
>>738907485Rape
>>738908693you know the writers were stroking themselves off thinking this is the greatest shit ever
>>738908693>rich spoiled womeme threatens to burn it all down rather than face accountability
>>738908957Checking the wikipedia page, it's somewhat better in context. Essentially she's taking the fall for some rando accidentally starting a forest fire so her parents won't separate her from her friends.
>>738908693are they trying to ape Tarantino or something. its not really working.
>>738907485lol lmao
Love how this genuine real art peice makes retard chuds seethe. YOu uncreative faggots can't create anything.
>>738907592>>dispatch and telltale games goodwho is troon quoting?
There's not one child mental disorder that can't be corrected by The Belt.
>>738909154glass him
>>738908376Is this a psychological test to see how far the industry can push quality and morals in an unending spiral and still have gaymers give it a seal of approval for GOTY?
A good dicking from daddy would fix her>>738909168Ok shitskin
>>738909168Autism.
>>738909078That actually does make it better.Shes hamming it up to sell the cover.
>>738908529>Thar's how you get sent to a mental hospitalSounds like problem solved
man I really hate women
>>738908395>I think it's the Puss in Boots movie that popularized it.Spiderverse.
>>738908957You are missing a hidden character trait.It's a woman having a woman moment
>>738907773jesus christ
>>738909078>>738909228>errrm I'm gonna make myself look like a pyromaniac nutcase and terrorist for muh friendsNo, this is just shit writing.
Being rebellious is fine but these people always forget the art of being subtle. The clips come off to me as nothing more than author self inserts.
>>738908475i think this is true because this basically describes all the people defending the game so hard, it's all narcissistic nepo babies or people who only have the job they have because of connections and not merit which is a big problem in gaming journalism
There's nothing interesting about teenage drama or teenagers overall. They're just children but dumber.
This game is based and has positive autism representing characters
Father/Daughter correction time if you know what I mean
>>738908693
>>738908670She latched onto them because they were troublemakers and she wanted to make her dad mad
>>738909371women eat that shit up
>>738909078I could see this working if it was something minor and the characters all had likeability. But this is actual arson and you are telling your parents you will continue to degenerate unless they "understand" you. Imagine if some dude is just standing over a dead body and his parents show up and he just goes "if you dont let me do what i want i will kill again." Theres 0 believability to this situation.
>>738908376This is quite clearly a message from the daughter ellison to the dad ellison. It is scary how vile women are
>>738908693Holy cringe
>>738908693Its insane how they made her dad(a straight white male mind you) the only reasonable character>He is upset that shes hanging out with some hobos who smoke weed and are ruining her life>Wants her to stop hanging out with them>Her only response to that is setting fire to a forest (In california no less) and threaten with terrorism
>>738908693Why does it sound like she's about to break into a musical number
>>738907773Damn, that's a good clip
>>738907592dispatch is literally a bunch of .mp4 files with a shitty minigame and fake QTEs tacked on and nobody complained about it
>>738907485I don't understand... 100% sure a billionaire woman never experienced a "normal life", let alone go outside with her friends and do this kind of shit.
>>738909495>reasonable character>sees his daughter is an arsonist and she promises to get worse>negotiatesYeah, father of the year.
I have no problem with ignoring a game/interactive movie that clearly wasn't made for me.
>>738909512>nobody complained about itWhere do you retarded revisionists keep coming from?
>>738909495And they didn't realize that they're making the dad reasonable. They never fucking do. It's like in Dustborn when they want you to believe the cops are heccin evil racist nazi chuds and then it turns out that they're polite, professional, reasonable and accept both women and minorities into the force
>>738909356Yeah I didn't mention the game journalists themselves, but it seems like it's an incestuous pool of rich kids rubbing each other's backs and jumping from one side of the industry to the other. The IGN reviewer rambled a bunch of pseudo intellectual babble and said nothing about the gameplay of Mixtape, in a video game review, on a video game review outlet. It's a joke. The video games industry needs another crash.
If you liked dispatch and telltales walking dead you literally just lost all right to say this is a bad game
>>738908957>>738909078No, I watched a playthrough. A random person launched a firework that started the fire accidentally. She isn't taking the fall for someone else. They weren't even caught. The girl chooses to go back because she wants to make this statement to her dad.
>>738909618Mixtape isnt a video game
>>738909502You're totally right, it legitimately sounds like the intro of a musical. Honestly I'd forgive this game a lot if they just made it a musical, sure it's cringe but it's commitment and passion, y'know?
>>738909564>but the normalfags loved itBecause they love capeshit. /v/ was shitting on it for the obvious reasons of it being full of faggots from the western VA clique
>>738907485"Alright, go" And then I tell other policemen what direction they went. Soon they'll all be arrested. I guess then I'd try to make another child, one who hopefully isn't as mentally ill
>>738909659>Soon they'll all be arrested.They're arsonists, shoot to kill.
>>738909626>it wasn't even my fault and I wasn't caught but I'm going to go back and make my daddy think that his daughter is a pyromaniac and potential terroristLOOOOOOL
>she goes to new York to become an official mixtape/playlist maker Was that a real job in the 90s?
>>738908376>>738908693I can't believe the devs aren't trolling with this, its so embarrassing.
>>738909567It's because they're so terrified of bigotry that they refuse to depict it in any fashion, even if it's the bad guys being bigots to show that they're bad guys.In Ghost of Yotei, the main bad guy lets women into his army and constantly talks about how great women are as fighters, in 1600s Japan. They're so scared of depicting sexism that they won't even let their villains be sexist. But that also completely neuters the antagonists as bad guys.
>>738909567I feel like they expect people to be as emotionally charged as they are and ironically generalize and assign labels to entire groups based on stereotypes, stigmas and labels. Like ok you had a poor experience with a cop, we've all been there. But now ALL cops are evil? No room for negotiation, nuance, error just every cop regardless of origin is the true terror? If you altered that message and said "all black people" you would get a hellstorm raining down upon you. Do these people have some introspection or realize they sound just as insane as their enemy does?
>>738908338You're so mad holy shit! Calm down faggot.
>>738907485arranged marriage
>>738909718dustborn wasn't trolling with WE WANT NEWBORN PORN, these "people" are like this
>>738909618This is a movie, you cant even say its a interactive movie to cope as a game. Its literally not even that since you have no choice and have no buttons to press
>>738907592Bud, they're all shit. And we've been saying they're shit. You've been listening to shills the entire fucking time. Use some critical fucking thinking for once in your fucking life.
>>738909689I gues you could be a radio DJ?
>>738909768You actually need some personality and wit for that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhkX6jop9DQ
>>738908808Lel you faggots are the woman of generations you realise. Zero accountability, always "yeah, but if you hadn't..." as a response to literally any criticism. Half of you cunts can't change a flat tyre, the other half don't even drive. Absolute poofter generation aye. Rip the human race.
>>738909762There’s several mini games built into the game so it’s a game.
>>738907592>VNs goodNo. They are all trash.
>>738909829The assassins creed loading screen is more of a video game than mixtape
>>738907592Dunno bout Dispatch, never played/seen it.Telltale used to be at the least decent early, then it went to shit.This shit was some of the most pretentious and outright cringeworthy shitty writing ive ever seen in anything. Its fucking obvious this shit is an industry plant, its why every moronic journalist is giving it a 10/10 despite the obvious and straight up pathetic flaws the "game" has.
>>738909820Sick projection buddy. I drive my car every day. The generation that won't take any accountability are millenials. It's always le gen x or le zoomers.
>>738907485Foolishness...To so pettily destroy yourself, you are no daughter of mine.
>>738907485>game made by nepo baby of Republican, pro zionism trillionaire family thats controls the mediaYep, thats what I expect.
>>738907849Yes they are. Even fucking Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is more of a game than this.
The actual solution>*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP* oooooh daddy~ *PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP* I'm sorry for being a bad girl... mmmh... I'll be good, I promise~ *PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP* daddy, you're sooo big... aaaaahhhh~
Predict how many awards this shit will get at TGA. I'll guess at least one of these.>games for impact>best independent game>best debut indie game>best narrative
What decade was this even set in
>>738908693This shit looks like a parody KEK
>>738908693What the fuck
>>738907592It's made in Melbourne so you can expect gay AIDS cancer
>>738908693who wrote this dialogue?
>>738908693whats up with the zoom ins
>>738907592All of those are trash and not games
>>738907485>do it>I won't pay for your university>you'll have an eternal student debt>get fucked you little shit
Why aren't people posting the goat?
>>738907485>design a 33 year old>call her 15
I watched that one Canadian dolphin streamer play this shit and got so bored I had to take a nap around the part where they break into the park. Woke up at what I assume was the end when they're fucking flying through the forest. It's such a waste of time, man.Nothing happened throughout the entire game. It was just shitty little mini games while the director/dev talks your ear off about why his opinion about things is better than yours thorough artificial dialogue between the characters. Absolutely insufferable garbage.
>>738908693Dios mio...
>>738910176Based
>>738907592>dispatch and telltale games good[citation needed]
>>738910613>eyes closed>while driving
>>738910613>"If Mixtape is not a real game, then why did I have so much fun doing this?"That dumb nigger faggot needs to get beheaded.
>>738910613That's just like Wayn'e World! >>738910724fuck off chud
>>738907485mating press wouldve fixed her
>>738907485>>738907625how come parents stopped beating their kids, anyway?
>>738910613Very orginal.
>>738910613>the goat is when you rip off a scene that has been parodied to death by much better filmsGrim
>>738910842WHAT IS LOVE
>>738910842This was my first thought also
What will the cope be when this wind best indie game?
>>738907485if i have a daughter i really, really hope she calls me daddy even after she grows up...
>>738910293zerozerozerozero
>>738907485How do you even get a game titled Sextape a 10/10 review score
>>738907485>its not being trapped its being grounded you fucking drama queen.
>>738907592None of the chars in any of those games look like ProJared thougheverbeit. I can't even imagine this hideous creature getting a rape correction from her mulatto cop father.
>>738910613they look like bad claymation
>>738910613
I love knowing that some totally unremarkable, uninteresting game is gonna get shoved in my face by retarded chuds for the next 10 years because they're desperate to validate themselves with a new gamergate every other month
>>738908693Government money went into this, I just know. Are the close-ups edited? It's so fucking embarrassing. A 12 year old wrote this.
>>738907592>dispatch>goodkek
>>738910613Why do these fags think you can drive without watching the road? Dustborn did that too
>>738907485*Unzips dick*Mindbreak
The only thing I know about this game is that they put Dio-Rainbow in some scene in some gameplay section where you can win by doing nothing with is just a waste of the song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fUfQFR8R38
>>738909727Reminds me of how they couldn't even depict literal, actual Nazis in the Indiana Jones game as being too evil either, and the most heinous thing any of them say is making a comment on "fragile white male egos" like they were modern day liberals.
>>738911046which is just a waste*
>>738911007you can tell they're terrified of midterms coming up with how much they're expediting this fake as fuck controversy.
>>738908808>28 Kek fucking way to out yourself zoomer
>>738907485>15 year old>mentally ill loser>possibly some type of queer>calls her dad "daddy"damn brat... theres only one (1) solution to her problems...
>>738907485>put her in handcuffs>send her to juvie or prison for arson, don't know her ageYou can't admit to starting a fire and threaten to start more in front of a cop, even in the 90s their cars had recording devices. That's terroristic threats, daughter or not she's fucked herself about as hard as you can, short of murder or rape.
>>738907485No, if I trap you here you'll die in a fire.
>>738910825New laws were introduced making it an active crime of physical abuse as well as morally being looked down on and schools being strict about that kind of shit. What a surprise that things have only gotten worse since then.
>>738911114And the solution is >>738910176
>>738907656>*unzip belt*>doesn't use the belt for the correction
>>738908376>>738908693>the game about cringe awkward dumbass teenagers where the situation is played for laughs>wtf why are they so cringe??/v/ will never fail to make me remember every 2nd person has IQ lower than 100.
>>738907485Psychiatrist and meds (unironically).This isn't healthy behaviour and burning down shit because something happened that you didn't like is absolutely mental, even for a teenager
>>738908376this better win geoff's game of the year
>everyone blaming nepobabies, narcissists, theater kids, and fundiesIt's jews. The word you're looking for is jews. When you're trying to describe an out of touch clique that supports and promotes itself against all enemies with alien, disgusting values while making life worse for everyone around them, you're describing jews. It's a fucking annapurna game, for crying out loud.
Last time I saw a jewish princess be this uppity for no real reason, her billionaire dad (who was a CFO at Goldman-Sach mind you) was slowly dying from a cardiac arrest after he failed to remove all traces of his daughter participating in BBC gangbang vids off the internetz.
>>738911140ok yeah that makes sense. I just think about how many shithead kids there are these days, or that one time my mom almost broke my neck as a kid. Kind of odd to look back on.
>>738911140Yeah, things got soooo much worse when we started doing something about troglodytes who never should've had kids being abusive to them. And teachers never should've had any right to beat students too, you're a fucking wagie and a stranger so why would you ever be allowed to lay a hand on MY kids? If anything I support teacher faggots being mindbroken by kids because most of them are unbearable mental nutcases who just want to be in control and feed kids propaganda.
>>738907485lock her in the basement of rape
>>738911234>or that one time my mom almost broke my neck as a kidWtf?
>>738910613>press X to seizure Melbourne needs nuking
>>738911247zoomer
>>738911160The discourse surrounding this game is honestly such a huge blackpill for me, not a single person is even remotely connected to reality anymore.
>>738908693>this aint x - it's ythis is a llm-ism
>>738911289Not an argument, millenial faggot.
Is this Australian Dustbornhttps://business.vic.gov.au/learning-and-advice/hub/from-fed-square-to-final-boss-victorias-games-industry-powers-up>While the exact, itemised dollar amount remains confidential within commercial agreements, public funding logs and industry expenditure rules reveal that Mixtape secured between $300,000 and over $500,000 AUD in direct government financial support
>>738907592Dispatch keeps the illusion of a game where you at least have choices and they can sometimes affect the story.
>free her>start browsing porn websites in the living room and yell "IT'S MY LIFE YOU BITCH" if she makes a remark
>>738911348It's all the argument one needs. You're a tide-pod chewing, broccoli-cut wearing faggot who doesn't even realize that fire is hot.
>>738908376Please some1 make an AIslop edit of this scene where the father cop shoots her in the back the moment that dumb terrorist womanchild tries to leave that burning forest she just set on fire.
>>738911160>>738911341>there's a fucking forest fire going on>one teenage girl for some reason chooses to take all the blame for it while making herself look like a dangerous nutcase at best and actual terrorist at worst>h-haha stupid chuds this is supposed to be cringe and played for laughs haha it's silly and goofy why aren't you laughing haha please laugh haha laugh!!!Fuck off.
>>738911397Oh, you again? Sorry that your boomer parents raised a mentally ill failure I guess.
>>738911364>$300,000 and over $500,000 AUDThat's like $200,000 USD and over $300,000 USD
>>738907592npc chip told them not to like this one.
>>738907592this game ugly as balls, son
>>738911254Josef...
>>738911274it's a long story>sister and I were fighting over the remote>at one point I have the remote>she grabs me from behind and pulls me onto the couch, causing me to land on her>I accidentially landed on her hand and bent her pinky back>she starts screaming, I'm scared I accidentally broke her pinky>mom comes down after hearing what;s going on>I try to explain what happened but she takes my sister's side>she grabs me by the neck, slams me onto a treadmill and starts violently shaking me as if she's letting out 20 years worth of anger out at once>turned out my sister's pinky was fine and I got grounded anyway
>>738911512kek why are amerisharts so psychotic?
>>738908693her saying daddy was kinda cute tho
>>738911446Still too much for that slopAnd it taxpayers money
>>738911512this reminds me that time i tried to make my mom play "touch tag" where I had to tap her ass to give her the tagand im an only kid, meanwhile sibling niggas all got early sexual experiences.
>>738911512Are you black/brown?
>>738911678no, just white and autistic
>>738911695Well not surprised that you got autistic with such a psycho momSorry that it happened anyway
*sigh* i wish i had a teenage daughter that called me daddy...
>>738907485written by megan ellison, who got 200 million from her daddy when she turned 25 and wasted it all on 10 failed movies.
>>738911364>$500,000 AUD
Is this the thread where we pretend we're too autistic to know it's a comedic game. Not that it's a funny game, but still
>>738912202"We"? Who's "we"? You are not "us", kike.
>>738907592Dispatch was shit aswell but atleast it had some game play, this has none of that
>>738907656True to life.
>>738912242"You" are a fucking retard
>>738912378>I will never experience this
>>738907485rape
>>738911410>noooo you can't joke about THAT
>>738907592Don't worry the offspring of the fifth most wealthiest person in the world doesn't need a total stranger on the internet to defend them.
Glad people are finally catching on to Astroturf games. Shame they didn't catch on sooner with
>>738908957She didn't start the fire, she's just saying she did to spite her dad because she's incredibly pissed off about having parents who encourage her to have activities in her life and don't want her to hang out with delinquents. She's mad that her parents chose things like playing softball for her, but nobody ever says they're forcing her. Even on her own account, she doesn't know what she wants for herself. For this she spends the game in a towering rage and wants to "burn it all down"The devs obviously thought she was a badass seizing her destiny, but she's just completely unhinged
>>738907485SPEAK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON YOU FAG!
>>738907646Konichiwa, dude!
>>738908376A WOMAN IS THREATENING YOULISTEN AND SHUDDER WITH FEAR
>>738907485>game called sextape>has bondage scenes with 'daddy'
>>738908693I was gonna say the acting is bad but to be fair how do you act well with writing so shit?
>>738907831It made plenty of use of the medium, it gave me numerous toys to play with and sandcastles to kick over and generally seemed very aware of what I needed from it to be able to have a good time.
>>738911341You realize llms don't invent anything, they use it because the cliche was that widespread in writing? You only notice it now because you never read anything but social media and now LLMs spam social media with those cliches.
>>738907485Go get daddy's belt
>>738908376This animation style is so grotesque it makes me want to vomit.
>>738912801Everyone in the 90s moved at 5fps
>>738908693It's meant to be cringe though. At no point does it ever give the impression the protagonists are meant to be taken seriously, they are a trio of self-absorbed entitled wasters and the whole thing is framed through the lens of their delusional teenage fantasies. This scene isn't meant to be cool to you the player, it's meant to be cool to the spoiled teenagers you're playing as and funny to you as an outside observer.
>>738912846So they grow up as characters by the end, right?And if not they at least pay the consequences of their shitty behaviour, right?
>>738912881Nah, it takes place over the course of a single evening (plus flashbacks), it's really just a snapshot of a moment in their lives before it passes. They'll all grow up when they go out into the world and have to face reality but that's not what the game's interested in, it's entirely a study of teenage experience.
>>738912846>It's meant to be cringe though.Just like how Dustborn was meant to be cringe, right? Or is this a right wing psyop?
>>738912703>Darlington is a market town in the Borough of Darlington, County Durham, England.>EnglandYOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT MATE???
She kinda bad tho
>>738909009Prime example of hacks thinking you can just throw in an "epic" moment without laying any groundwork to make it make sense
>>738912846>NOOOOOO IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LE CRINGE!!!!Extremely weak defence. People's writing tends to be a reflection of their inner self and their beliefs, and femoids unironically act and think like in this game. Besides you faggot tourists used to scream that Dustborn is DEFINITELY a chud parody when it was made by terminally online Trump derangement syndrome fags who thought they were saving the world with life-changing truthnukes.
>>738908376>>This ain't a catastrophe - it's a warning.It's already a catastrophe.https://youtu.be/YwtVOgHJU7I?si=9YofgPkErndmSvlL&t=1418
>>738907485You can tell she's gonna be ran through immediately
>>738907485"Trapping her" is just refusing to pay for her to go away to her preferred college btw
>>738907485>guitar riff
>>738910825>howjews and womenevery time
>>738913030>wistful angst, always a solid vibe>rocking a flannel but wearing it around your waist
BEATINGSEATINGS
>>738913090Meanwhile women are the ones often arrested either for being child abusers or for smiling and watching as their partners brutally abuse their kids.
>>738913158>women are the ones often arrested for smiling and watching as their partners brutally abuse their kidshas such a reverse "men die in war, women most affected" vibe
>>738913158>women>arrested LOL
>>738907872Neither can you in Walking dead. Your actions don't literally matter except you get couple different dialogue.
>>738907485>Daddy why are you wearing that shiny sui-AAAAAACCCCKK
>>738907592If the original Life Is Strange came out today it would get shit on by the same people who are shitting on this
>>738912881>you HAVE to follow the template or I go insaaaane!Youtube video essays and the breed of pseud midwits they bred were a disaster for the internet.
>a teenager is behaving like a petulant child>I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW BAD THIS GAME IS URGGGGGGGGGGGGGG????????
>>738913486Ah, so they're shit kids and nothing happens at all, not even gameplay.Koole.
If you find yourself getting irrationally angry at honest depictions of teenagers you probably still are that teenager in terms of emotional maturity
>>738913486>real people don't have character arcst. Andrew Hussie
>>738913490That's when you realize /v/ is filled with petulant children who have to absolutely take high ground on everything always. And if they don't signal their superiority over another fictional child, it hurts their self image.
>>738913572Who are you quoting?
>>738913490>>738913549>>738913660>nooo you have to like my poorly written game filled with unlikable charactersYour 'game' sucks dude.
Okay, I get it. The internet diet of depictions of teenagers is almost entirely from the perspective of the Japanese and shit like Persona and Naruto, and somehow every single teen is extremely well composed and wise and considerate human beings and are often the actual adults in the room over the adults.
I was wondering why this game has such a violently negative response vs. Life Is Strange and wonder if maybe the kids who had their last highschool years ruined by COVID get mad about the romanticization of the last year of Highschool
>>738913301The finale of season 2 would like a word
>>738913756What a bratty teen thing to say, case in point
>it's a game about teenagers they're supposed to be dumb and cringeHate this argument
>>738913549What's honest about this? No one but actual sociopaths would commit arson to get back at their parents for something so petty as this.
>>738913757Well no shit? Because the vast majority of people on the internet are either teenagers or very young adults and they can't stand to see themselves in the mirror.Half of faggots on /v/ are much bigger and more insufferable cunts and retards than the bitch in OP. A prime example >>738913756
>>738907831>dispatch and telltale>games
>>738913549im angry at teenagersfucking stupid pieces of shit
>>73891385499% of forest fires are started by teenagers doofus
>>738912647But Baldu's Gate 3 is actually fun though
>>738911197It takes two to tango, and you always shoot a traitor in your midst first.
>>738913490There is being a "petulant child" and then there's making yourself look like a nutcase that needs therapy for a completely retarded reason. Not to mention trying to show it as some "epic girlboss moment".>>738913549Honest? No teenager would willingly want to take all the blame for a fire they did not cause and make themselves look insane in front of their parent.>>738913802Life is Strange was mocked by anyone who wasn't a woman, eceleb or a faggot.
>>738913957>Accidentally setting a fire in some bumfuck nowhere campground, probably while drunkvs>Intentionally setting a fire in an inhabited area to spite dad, while completely sober
>>738913448Life Is Shit
>>738913756It's true most of the time that teenagers are dumb little shitheads. I don't know how discourse around the characters in this game is so warped that people believe the reason these teens are depicted the way they are is because it's a reflection of the developer's family's richness. Hello? The poorfags are the true fucking devil spawns. Is the private school the one battling rampant student behavioral problems or the poor and underfunded public shitpit that kids are just dumped into?
>>738907485>>You think you're bad, but are you this bad?>>Screams SHAMON!>>Whips leg>>Spins on spot>>Moonwalks away>>Who's bad!?
>>738913030who the fuck wrote this lmao. least threatening teenager
>>738913870You're trying way too hard. Why don't you explain the appeal of the game that people are clearly 'missing' here?
>>738907485Boot to the head
we used to send boys to military school and girls to convents, we still do the same for boys but now girls are just home free?
>>738907773So this... is the 10/10 game I keep hearing about...
>>738913030Nice 90'sLMAO
>>738914021>There is being a "petulant child" and then there's making yourself look like a nutcase that needs therapy for a completely retarded reasonYou're saying things and I'm just like, yeah, that's exactly how teenagers are. That's why nobody wants to be around them, aside from the risk of being charged as a pedo.
>>738909578Im don't really understand how there can be such a big demographic of out of touch retarded rich kids when I hear nothing but how bad of a state the collective western world is in. It's a similar story in the arts and even various sports
This would be kino if all this bratty suspense was leading up to the reveal of the ugly bastard antagonist about to set her straight. But of course western fools would never be cultured enough to see this.
>>738913030>stomping stupid fucking Spics!WHOAH YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
>>738910613>there is no "What Is Love "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rzgrP7VA_Q
>>738914141>I don't know how discourse around the characters in this game is so warped that people believe the reason these teens are depicted the way they are is because it's a reflection of the developer's family's richness.because that is how writing works, mr leftie pretending to not understand basic shit as to make conversation impossible
>>738914271I wasn't like this
>>738909578>but it seems like it's an incestuous pool of rich kids rubbing each other's backs and jumping from one side of the industry to the other.>seemsNothing changed since 2014.
This game isn't even that crazy, its just slightly boring and plays itself. People are just desperate for a new concord or Gone Home. That clip is pretty funny too, its pretty obvious she's acting like a brat that needs correction, and I will be the one to give it to her. Maybe I'm just too old for /v/ outrage now
>>738914218I thought this said stomping faggots at first
>>738914408It is new Gone Homo and the return of Gamergate.
>>738914442It's not, but I dont know if you're saying thats what people want it to be or if you believe that.
>>738912647Replace BG3 & CD with ExVoto & ReLooted and I'll agree with you 100%
>>738914271Alright fucko, how many of your acquaintances growing up were delinquents who committed felonies? Because in my circle of friends, there were exactly zero such people. And I grew up in a bog standard middle income household, and so did my friends.
>>738914372it is leftie strategy #7, pretend that everything was always bad because you can't admit that commie nightmare society your dreamt into being is reflection of your inner self >>738914408why are you protecting astroturfed nepo baby walking simulator?
>>738907485Shoot her.
>>738907849You can lose and die in Telltale games, and get a bad ending in Dispatch. Mixtape couldn’t even do that.
>>738908376Just give her the D to calm the fuck down.
>>738914526>giving my opinion on what I see>WHY ARE YOU PICKING THE SIDE OF MY ENEMIESread what you wrote out loud to yourself, you're mentally ill but you can turn it around if you just be honest to yourself. God bless you.
>>738908376>no finger on the lever>lighter still burnsThese people never handled fire in their lives.
>>738911364>game so complex is needs the funding of the 5th richest man on earth AND government money
It's funny how the shills always show up late.
>>738907773>check replies>multiple tranny flags talking about how shit it iswho the fuck is mixtape for then???
>>738907485>what the fuck are you trying to say you fucking nerd?
>>738913490>>738913549>teenager is acting retarded >game frames this behaviour as anything but
Which part of her design exactly says "Asian" to amerimutts, or anyone else? It's just a brunette.
>>738914714you have failed to answer my question. What made you write a post in defense of jewish nepo baby walking simulator and then press "Post"? Did you just seek a cheap gratification of being a bigger man, or is there something else wrong with you?
>>738913549If you think that's how teenagers talk you really need to go outside of your basement
>>738913030>good for stomping stupid f*#ing s%**s!Maybe she's not so bad after all
>>738914831I can tell you're heated, wtf are you asking? Why did I post in a thread on /v/? Like what are we doing, I post whatever I want whenever I want. I don't give a shit nor do I know anything about the devs or what you've been spending your day (seeing as you're ESL) researching. I do not "seek a cheap gratification" by defending the shitty game, but it made you mad so I guess it was worth it.
18? Not my problem, good luck in life.
>>738915079you forgot to post a soijak to really hammer in how cool and unbothered you are.
>>738915079I'm clearly not the one getting heated though. I am just asking you what made you press post. If you are incapable of self reflection and are just acting on random impulses then that's fine too.
>>738914779Game journalists
>>738914391>Nothing changed since 2014.Back then it was a conspiracy, now it's established fact.And a bunch of former journos have been hired at various studios, which is public knowledge since they have linkedin profiles and are listed in the games credits.
>>738915203Please look at your posts and see how insane you sound. You're not making sense, being on /v/ reading rage threads all day is bad for you. Go in a fun thread. I am just a random anon that posted in a thread and then you dragged me back to ask absurd questions, but I want to see if I can help you because I've been on these /v/ doom dives before. This isn't new to me.
I think you should let your kids fuck around, drink, experience teenage parties etc. I did none of that due to strict parents and I ended up a social retard.
>>738913030Does it say spics or spooks
>>738915304Why should anyone take parenting advice from a social retard?
>>738907485Do you all actually not understand that this scene (and the whole game) did not actually happen like it's shown? It's all an nostalgic memory of childhood that is meant to make the main characters as 'cool' as possible on their last night together. The point isn't that she said a cringey line it's that she (or the mc) remembers she did and thought it was a super badass defining moment. When in fact it was probably just another awkward fight between daughter and father. Just happened to be one where the dad decided relent after.
>>738915320Probably "scumbags"
>>738909578It's just a way of securing their continued employment. If you let anyone write a review, all the current reviewers would quickly get fired as they wouldn't pull the same numbers as some random autist who actually plays games. So they pretend their job is some sort of higher calling, and that anyone who wants to join them needs a college degree and whatever else, in order to keep the competition out. The only people who actually do get hired as reviewers ultimately agree with the current ones (or they wouldn't be hired in the first place), ensuring that the cycle continues. Incestuous is only the start of it
RAPE CORRECTION
>>738907592Correct.For as much as early Telltale sold us the lie about choices mattering, the stories being told were incredibly human and compelling as a result. Everyone did a little wrong, and everyone has their bad moments that you can hold against them. That's what made them human. I still remember Kenny's "urban" line after all these years because of it.
>>738915378Most people in this thread are third worlders so they don't understand how to view american media. They just see things literally and ahve to process the words and take them at face value. That fact has nothing to do with this game, its just how /v/ is. 70%+ of posters here are SA or SEA, and adults in these third world coutnries are equivalent to teenagers in the first world mentally. Media literacy, critical thinking, reading comprehension, empathy, abstract thought, all these are low amongst /v/ posters. So when a game like this comes out, it gets memed on and the original points about the game get muddled because they misinterpret basic scenes. We can't even have good Tortanic threads anymore because of this.
>>738908693>>738908693who greenlit this cringe
bro unironically said media literacy these are the best shills 5th richest man in the world can provide
>>738915378>>738915563YAAAAAAAAAWN. Holy FUCK, why are normalfags dispatched to defend kike media and pretend 4chan LOVES it always so damn obvious? Try NOT talking like roasties straight outta Twitter next time. I'm also amused by how the same people who will bitch about muh /pol/ are also VERY willing to be racist towards "the third world".
>>738915660The daughter (Megan Ellison) of one of the riches men in the world (Larry Ellison)
Half of this thread sounds like arrogant brats in dire need of correction.
>>738907773
>>738915748I didn't even need to check.
>>738915669And empathy too, all while being overtly racist lmao. Top tier bait, but I'm not giving him a (You).
>>738907485Bot thread. Every gooner and bot that shows up to this thread to imply, suggest, or state that they would have sex with this digital artifact should be dismantled and buried for being a malignant idolater.Shut up, faggot, your thread sucks fuck you.
>>738915805You've learned well Anon
>>738915378>the game isn't shit because you have to imagine it isn't shit
>>738913713Andrew Hussie, duhhh...
>>738907773Are we supposed to side with her? My impression from that clip is that she's a total psycho, a la Harley Quinn or some shit.
>>738908376Ugh...
>>738907485The Amish let their young go out into the world to experience the wicked ways once they come of age. A sort of rite of passage.A lot of the men come back, most of the women become drugged out whores.
>>738913448it was shat on back then for the same reasons too, people ended up seeing it for themselves and liked it because it was the only game that did that setting
>>738908693They call a 10/10 to THIS?
>>738907592Dispatch and Telltale suck but at least they are attempting to be video games
>>738915671So the post is a shill but also racist to you and you can't explain why? Maybe your a schizo and there are no shills here? You think just because this game is shit, that means we're all on the same team here? You're still a retard.
>>738907796Doesn't mean you have to enjoy them.
>>738916120Yeah, a shill who is also openly racist towards the "third world" because the average indian or spic by default hold views being associated with being a "/pol/fag".
>>738908693Oh I get it, it's a parody
>>738907485Shoot her. Killing an arsonist in the act is considered justifiable homicide.
That game doesn't interest me but I don't really have issues with it, it's more an interacting linear story but there has being a lot more games like that happening before.I don't think it should qualify as indie though. Indie-like in the way it was made? Maybe, but those enormous music licenses makes it that it cannot be full indie
>>738907592If your game has nothing but writing, it should have good writing. This game has dogshit writing.
Don't watch this. You're going to regret.https://youtu.be/iRiJTiXNBJ0?si=TpuM0MHKDGhJ7W2V
>>738915378That makes it more cringe you fucking idiot, not less.
>>738916167Interesting. Just the term third world seems to grind your gears
>>738913448I was shitting on it back thenOnly yuritroons liked this
>>738916257My boy, adult people don't cringe from teenagers being teenagers. Teenagers cringe from other teenagers because they don't like the mirror in front of them.
>>738911197>It's a fucking annapurna gamePublished by them, but not developedMany games are published by them, including very liked ones, it's only now people care because it's a game with a controversy.And I'm not saying it's a good game, but I think that whole story is a nothingburger
>>738908376Dad should rape her to make a point
>>738912647Add No Man's Sky and Cyberpunk
>>738916682It's amazing how far people will go for the opportunity to think they didn't screw up with a poor purchase.
>>738916393you go sis, teach him the adulting! :D
>>738915297you're competely deranged and clearly projecting your life.
>>738907485Hot.
>>738907485Special class with the school janitor
>>738907485is there a video where she gets fucked?
>>738913490Your game simply is not good. It is also not a game. I'm sorry people talking about that upsets you but maybe just make an actual game next time?
>>738908376I died from cringe :(
>>738914271I wasn't and neither were the people I grew up withBut then I wasn't written by faggots who hate family and stability
>>738914341This from the "everything is political" and "everything you do reflects your unconscious bias" crowd
>>738914271Everybody wants to fuck teenagers.
>>738914408Who do you faggots always pretend "lol this game sucks and the writing is terrible" is outrage?
>>738907592Because it is bad. Shocking.
>>738916393>the concept of cringe disappears the moment you have been on this earth for exactly 18 years
>>738907485smack and then rape her. women deserve no less
>>738915986She is presented as being sympathetic and the game assumes you will agree with her
>>738907485Nothing better than a candid look into the rotted lefty brain. Doctors should start dissecting danger hairs for CTE-like aberrations.
>>738917453EighTEEN and nineTEEN are still TEENager, fren
>>738907485>Cut to mental asylum with her in a straight jacket.
>>738915541>I still remember Kenny's "urban" line after all these years because of it.I thought we were talking about characters that did wrong?
>>738914271>Normal teenagers larp as arsonist terrorists to get what they want
>>738908475Holy shit you might be onto something.
>>738917554You said adult people which is 18, but if you want to be a pedantic faggot>the concept of cringe disappears the moment you turn TWENTY
>>738917453Who are you quoting?I only stated adults don't cringe from teenagers, that's it. You will be there too eventually. Not by 18 of course. Usually you stop seeing teenagers as your equals and see them as little kids that need guidance in your 20s. Then you see the shit they do as either a normal part of their development process or you find it sad how they ruin their lives.
Between this and Dustborn you can really tell how mentally ill they are. I mean it earnestly. It's like giving yourself brain damage from doing nothing but just being permanently online.
>>738911364Where did you get that quote from? It's nowhere in the link you posted
>>738917768nigger is here on site with average age of 28 thinking he is adulting bozo
Anyone saying this shit is "intentional" and a parody is either a marketer, delusional or both.There is no indication that the game isn't taking itself very seriously all the way through.
>>738917982It's also irrelevant. Parodies can be bad too. It's not a get out of jail free card to say that something is a parody.
>>738911197>It's JewsJews merely adopted the nepotism.Wasps were born in it, molded by it.
>>738917903You can't blame me for giving anonymous posts the benefit of the doubt and assume they are normal young people as opposed to mentally stunted manchildren.But I can blame you for assuming "site average" reflects on the age of a specific group of people in a specific thread on /v/. I'm willing to bet the average age ITT is far below 28.
>>738915986She's just quirky.You would know if you talked to women more
>>738907485Correction required.
>>738913549Pretty much.>Noooooo teenagers in fiction actually act like teenagersWow. You don't say.
>>738917682Adult is 21.
>>738918178Tell that to the judge.
>>738917768>I only stated adults don't cringe from teenagersAnd it's a retarded thing to say. There is no universal standard for who finds what cringe. For instance I don't find your desperate attempts to posture as a mature adult to be cringe, I find it to be insufferable faggotry that suggests you still have a lot of growing up to do. But I am sure many anons will find it very cringe indeed.
>>738918041It's not irrelevant if the point being made is "it's intentionally cringe bro just trust me".That's bad writing being written off as parody and being used as a get-out-of-jail-free-card.
>>738918224>she was only 21 you sick fuck
>>738918178Only in stupid places with overly strict age laws
>>738918236>It's bad writing when the audience feels a certain way they are meant to feelWhy can't you admit you don't like the story but the writing is fine? Nobody is forcing you to experience a story that you don't like, nor is anybody expecting you to make a quality judgement of it.
Replace arson with school shooting and you can see where it comes from
>>738917892Had to Google it separately It's an approximation AI overview but I work in gov and know from experience that those values would be the complete pool that is attributed to several grant recipients. Normally I see top recipients get no more than 120kBut then again I'm not in Victoria and they are the most retarded bankrupt state with infinite money cheats
>>738917826That's a rubbish excuse, there are plenty of individuals who use the internet excessively without losing their shit. This is something else. And if you want to invoke Dustborn then let's fucking talk about the useless socialist shithole that is Norway, because their entire art industry is state funded and gay. The main and core reason why Dustborn ended up the way it is. Also, Ragnar has made some good games in the past. It's not comparable. Beethoven & Dinosaur have no pedigree whatsoever, it's just a bunch of dumb amateurs.
>>738908338How do you get filtered by a game that plays itself?
>>738918286Can you substantiate that claim?There is nothing indicating that the story is not taking itself seriously and telling you that these kids are the coolest bunch around.
>>738918428you lack media literacy, empathy and number of jewish cocks sucked to properly enjoy this masterpiece chud
>>738911548>kek why are amerisharts so psychotic?0 culture other than the worshipping of niggers
>>738907592No telltale game was THIS cringe
>>738908693>This is the 10/10 vidyagaemOHNONONO
>>738907831>Lucasarts adventures aren't games
>>738918604That's right, bitch. They're not. Where's the skill required? What's the APM you need to play Lucasarts games competetitively?
>>738918604Adventure games have puzzles. Mixtape has QTEs you can't fail
>>738915353Failure is a better teacher than success.
>>738913448Even nowadays, life is strange has pretty unique gameplay with its time travel and choicesSure, it's a product of its time, and admittedly woke, but any honest anon would appreciate the good parts. The problem is we're running out of honesty in favor of irony.
>>738918604Eh, Lucasarts had actual puzzles in their game. Mixtape isn't on the same level. From what I've seen of Mixtape, nothing goes beyond a three-bell level of play, which isn't difficult at all, and you certainly couldn't call it a challenge.
>>738918178pfft, in my country you couldn't even rent a car at that age.
>>738908475Bro, the head of the studio is the daugther of the fifth richest man in the world, two banks had to eat the previous losses of the studio because it would be political suicide to blacklist her
>>738918836Flash games like Steppenwolf or Arcane are infinitely harder than Mixtape, Mixtape is a game for journos with no failstates.
>It's what teenagers do!No, it isn't. Teenagers rebel against their parents, sure, but it takes an actual fucking sociopath to resort to arson to get a point across.
>"This ain't a catastrophy - it's a warning"That doesn't mean anything, that's nonsense. You tried to get the same effect as "it's not a threat, it's a promise" and managed to fuck it up. Fucking how?
>>738919353Just pretend she's a school shooter and you'll see exactly where this rhetoric and way of thinking comes from
>>738919353you are overthinking it, that's just what AI spit out. "It's not x its y" is modern em dash.
>>738907485Anal
>>738919316The unrealistic part is that it's a women doing it.Men? Not even a question.
>game is bad>barely a game>but it pushes the propaganda i want it to push! 10/10Anyone who gave it a 9 or 10 should legitimately be fired and never work in the gaming industry again.
>>738919743>>but it pushes the propaganda i want it to push! 10/10Sounds like right wingers.
>>738919743Anything lower than a 10 and Larry Ellison is gonna end your career lol.
>>738919823Can you name a game pushing propaganda that "right wing" journalists gave a 10/10?
>>738919880Most Call of Duty games.
>>738907485I shoot her and get a new daughter.
>>738919934That's cuckservative, not right wing. You can't be right wing if you don't hate jews and 'go die for isreal' propaganda is the furthest thing from that.
>>738911446There's zero gameplay. It's just some objectively shitty 3D models and some low-quality animation, not even mo-cap. Probably half of that was spent on the music license.
>>738908693I can't stop imagining the guitar riffs as the one for Gutsman's Ass instead and I'm in hysterics over how stupid it is someone help.
>>738907592I'm not defending any of those non-games but does mixrape even have multiple endings?
>>738919116which makes the project kinda basedhope she goes on making more trash just to shit on JPM and whatever the other faggotbank was
>>738907485she looks like a nortubel character
>>738919934Military propaganda is neither left or right because you'll be shipped off to the oil wars regardless of who is in office because the petrodollar isn't beholden to a singular party.I don't think journalists have been giving CoD 10/10s in a long time regardless, the highest rated ones were in the 2000's. Having to go back 20 years is a weak argument.
>>738920097Right wing means dicksucking white nationalist projects like Isreal.
>>738920349>isreal>white???????
>>738907592I know this is bait, but the people that are unironically saying this shit almost certainly only watched streamers play these games
>jeet shit skins shill this astroturfed industry plant troonslop>nobody plays it anywayhow will they regain the lost izzat,
>>738920253Call of Duty Modern Warfare went back and forth while stuff like Ghost was just straight up proto maga propaganda. Many of them got 9 or 10.
I like mixtape threads. Not because I have any interest in that garbage fire of a non-game, but it's great to talk about the 90s with bros that were around then too.
>>738908693>a game made for bipolar women, by bipolar womenBravo!
>>738907485>You are under arrest for arson, damaging public property, illegal possession of fireworks, obstruction of the law and for threatening a police officer.>B..BUT DADDY>You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we ask you any questions. You have the right to have a lawyer with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you.If my daughter was to turn into a libtarded cunt I would do anything in my power to show her that just being a white cunt doesn't absolve you of consequenses.
>>738920430It's a project of white nationalists.
>>738920664>the group that hates jews and wants them all dead's pet project is to go die in a god forsaken shithole of a desert so jews can steal clayThat's some severe delusion on your part champ.
>>738919823>WhataboutismOkay subhuman tranny, show me a right wing propaganda game released in the last 15 years that got straight 10's from journos
>>738920613It's not "maga propaganda" when Obama kept up the oil wars too, you retard. Obama's regime was when the Arab Spring happened. Recent CoD games have been getting shit reviews, pic related.Let's not pretend that Spec Ops the line wasn't also a critical darling back then.
I can almost differentiate between a post made by a troon shield maiden troonslop lover and those made by a street shitter paid shill
So this game is just Life is Strange except none of the girls are fuckable?
>>738920791>White nationalists (Christians) aren't white nationalists because they are also helping Jews.Try again.
>>738920886>that got straight 10's from journosLike all of them? Because that game doesn't exist, period.>>738920954Ghosts is literally about South Americans invading North America and subverting the military. It's proto maga propoganda.
>>738921071Ghosts also reviewed poorly. Mixtape is 8 points higher and that doesn't have a moderately fun multiplayer mode attached to it.https://www.metacritic.com/game/call-of-duty-ghosts/
>>738912647only works for dave/dispatch/mixtapeothers are good games you're just a contrarian
>>738921020Yeah bro, all those damned (black and mexican) white nationalists. Damn them.
>>73891082590% of beatings back then were only done because boomers arent humans and were simply too lazy to be basic human beings and actually raise their kids, so they just physically and psychologically abused their kids until they grew up.So obviously the next generation is actually trying to put effort into their kids. The problem is the 10% that actually did need a beating are now out there with no sense of consequences and are making it everyones problem.
>>738921152>Mixtape is 8 points higherSo your entire argument of "This game got straight 10's because propaganda" is undermined by it only scoring 8 points better than a game that was actual right wing propaganda and, according to you, performed pretty badly critically?
>>738911090+12 R seats minimum from gerrymandering
>>738921181Evangelicals are wasps and they literally want to kill everybody who isn't white.
>>738911512Your mom is a fucking retarded foid and is exactly the reason why so many women nowdays are so retarded. This has nothing to do with beating consequences into kids, you just grew up around man-hating narcissist and they successfully gaslighted you into thinking she was right.
>>738911090Next two elections are going to be a shitshow for the republicans and the only reason why they'll most likely win again in 2032 is because Democrats will shoot themselves in the foot the moment they get into office rather than, say, do nuremberg 2.0 for Trump and his cabinet.
>>738907592Keep fighting, brave IDF soldier!!!
>>738913030fluoride stare
>>738921192Honestly, I'm mostly against beating kids but the one person who did hit me every now and then was my grandmother and she was also pretty much the one person I never acted all that poorly around despite otherwise being a very troubled kid. Not trying to argue "I should have been beaten more", and it's not like all my grandmother did was beat me (Most of all I just think she was always very open and honest about rules that did most of the work). But it is still food for thought.
>>738911204huh?
>>738913030Needs her daddy's dick.>he kisses the top of her head and calls her princess when they have post-correction cuddles
>>738921230You had major outlets giving Ghosts an 8/10 despite it also including what was the most popular multiplayer game in the world at the time, journalists were not suckling at the teet to praise it for the story either and that has never happened in the history of CoD games. Mixtape is judged solely on the narrative because there is nothing else in the game, as it's not even a game.If anything, CoD games get rated LOWER because of their campaigns including the newest one.
>>738911247Whupping a kid's ass when they misbehave isn't abuse. Certainly there is going overboard, but it's otherwise completely necessary at times. Like everything else, I'll take thousands of years of human history where it worked over the past 50 or so where people stopped and shit went to shit.
>>738907485rape her so she has trauma and doesnt want to go out
>>738913030ngl thats the kinda retard I would fall to as a retarded teen and then regret it
>>738908376at this point i would have right hooked and dragged her into the car
>>738915304you're retarded. I know hollywood loves to give you the impression these parties were "great" but they werent
>>738921618> Like everything else, I'll take thousands of years of human history where it workedIf you knew anything about human history you wouldn't be saying it worked out.
>>738918236....... that was literally my point
>>738921795Yeah no. Take your historical revisionism and shove it. When it comes to social issues the old ways were better.
>>738912548just go india to a village where theres girls walking around freely and drive them into a bush somewhere and fuckhhh the shitt out of them no one will even care, so you can still experience it
>>738920664Holy retard, are all leftoids this downright fucking brainless or is just this one dysgenic subhuman posting on this thread?
>>738908693i think what pisses me off the most about this scene is the amount of words used to say "dad, stop telling me what to do"this word vomit is exactly why people make fun of places like Reddit
>>738921434You didn't act up around your grandmother because she successfully abused you into blind obedience. The fact you only didn't act up around her and not others means you didn't understand the reason behind the punishment, which is the key to raise kids.Hope you shoved her into the cheapest retirement home
>>738907485Bye Wicked Ways, I'm dad.
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>>738908693the idea that a scene like this can exist in a game that over half of all the review scores are giving a perfect rating REALLY reminded me how much a joke gaming journalism is, which i always knew just have not thought about in a long time
are we just going to ignore how many people have said rape in this thread, as a woman im literally fearing for my life right now
>>738907485that's the exact face of AOC makes while she is getting corrected by that senator about illegal immigration statistics. like exact face.
>>738922027I wouldn't rape you even if you paid me sir. I'm not into men.
>>738908693It's not even that funny, I just feel seething contempt.
>>738911007No one forced you to give perfect scores to the latest astroturfed nepobaby shit.
I should give this game a chance, I liked Until Then but I thought it got pretentious at times and the LGBT shit felt really forced but the leads chemistry was cute as heck.
>>738915563Shalom.
>>738907485>supposed to be 90s kids>has LGBTBBQLMAO tag on steam>no one calls anyone a faggotOh yeah, this is totally how average person in the 90s acted and talked.
You people are stupid you’re not supposed to like her.
>>738921849>Take your historical revisionismTwo world wars? A crime rate that makes any modern city seem like Singapore? Constant sexual and physical abuse? Legalized pedophilia? All of those happened, anon.
>>738923131You're stupid if you think the intent wasn't for people nod along and go "wow she is literally me" like the goy addicted faggots who made it.
>>738921964Nah, going to visit her in about a hour. Women is 87 and healthier than most 50 years old I know.
>>738923170>Two world wars?Jews.>everything elseDidn't happen, jews like to pretend it did though.
>>738923220>anon was beaten up by thishow did he survive?!
>>738923131that's such a bullshit excuseif you are a good writer, all of your characters will be likeable, even bad guysi don't know where this "you are supposed to hate him/her!" argument came from but it's the biggest giveaway that whoever is speaking knows absolutely fucking NOTHING about writing or characterization
>>738910825Turns out it's a coinflip to turn them into violent niggers and that just telling them they're a retard in polite terms works just as well.
>>738923261>JewsAustrians.>Didn't happenIt did. You are unable to understand history because you are a subhuman incapable of reason or thought.
>>738921348Dems being handed the freest election of all time and squandering it by trying to elect a brown woman with negative charisma. Name a more iconic combo.
>>738923596>AustriansYou mean the br*tish. Given they started both wars.>it didIt didn't. Thanks for proving you are a revisionist.
>>738923660>BritishGerman colony.>It didn't.It did. You can literally read all about it. Jews are not the issue, you are.
>>738907592Fag
