The Beast
>>738907807
What is this thread
Pukeko
*Vine Boom*
>>738908038https://youtu.be/yuroRfaildIstill got it
Damn.....
>>738908849why does he look so sad in this version.
>>738908849https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swnVdhCsYBk
>>738907807DAMN!!DAAAAAMN!!!!!NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>738908595holy fucking hell
>>738908595at-at lookin bitch ass nigga bird
>>738907807>you have alerted the horde
>>738909325That's only seconds after escaping the boiling cauldrons, beasts are at your heels the moment you attempt to evade the torments of hell. HOW DO THEY KNOW?
>>738909325that is truly fuckin rancid
>>738909410your SEETHING
>>738907807>iron heads your floette>rock tombs your mega CharizardAIIEEEEE I KNEEL SKARMORY
>>738907807he kinda cute tho
>>738908595DAMNATION
>>738907807>>738909325https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qe54-ZOkC4
>>738907807That a real bird
>>738915725yeah it's a baby pukekohave a photo of one i took a while ago
>>738915782Why do their feet overlap? Are they stupid?
>>738915782an adult and baby
can someone post the homies shoebill stork and cassowary
>>738907807https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KKkdIODSok&list=RD8KKkdIODSok&start_radio=1
>>738907807Wtf is this goofy ass bird
>>738909325The spindly and pointy fleshy legs look so fucking wrong and gross they freak me out when they skittle like that
>>738907807Look at that smug prick's face. Do you think you are better than everyone else here? What do you know? Stupid bird.
>wolves>boars >spiders>ratsOverused as vidya enemiesHorses are fucking scary which games have evil horses
>>738907807dauym that white boy sexy
>>738916337uhhh kewpies?
>>738916381Kelpies
>>738916059https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDMHHw8JqLE
>>738916575Fuck, I thought something sounded off.
Is there an evolutionary advantages to have legs as big as your entire body and not being able to fly?
>>738908595this is getting out of hand
>>738909325They almost look as retarded as kiwi birds.
>>738915892that's a dodo
>>738917009they look terrifying, out of this world terrifying and that's a great advantage
>>738908504Xi always looks like he's dying inside.
>>738917009I don't know about those motherfuckers, but I know some birds can walk on lily pads.
>>738907807these things are cute
>>738907807Look at these silly niggas.
>>738909325I want one :(
>>738907807>>738909325Hate kiwis, fuck those. Why are they hairy, I don't get it.
>>738918697those aren't kiwis
The Vile Creature
>>738916337Bloodborne
>>738907807DAMN
>enemies can mount one another to appear largerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wChjkjaAiWM
>>738915880Better to run good than stand good.
>>738908849>become ungovernable
>>738918697Kiwis were always a meme bird. Same with Keas and Kakapos. Pukekos, Moas and the Haast Eagle were always the superior lifeforms.
>an ancient evil awakens
>>738917009Great for water running. At least that's the case for the damnation bird because they're essentially swamp chickens.
>>738916782epic reference
>>738915892Cute
>>738921589pukeko stick
Why no love for takahes?
>>738924903i like those colors
>>738925217But why?
>>738917009Flying is expensive, you need to eat a lot, but also can't weigh a lot, so you constantly eat and shit. Long legs are efficient, you can eat less and get fatter and more resistant. Humans would be a shit tier build if they could fly.
>>738927632Cones are meant to go on the road, he's just a helpful guy like that.
>>738927632establishing a territory because he saw cars don't pass if he puts those there
