>friend has logged 50 hours on Pragmata
>friend has 2000 hours on TF2
i only like it for the baneplay
>>738910698tf2trannies need to be raped and killed and disfigured and dissected like pigs in the biology lab.
>>738910704BANE?
>>738910704bane?
>>738910741Close your eyes and envision the happiest day of your mothers life. Know that she will be just as happy when she finally hears the gunshot in the basement.
>>738910704Me with Injustice.
>>738910804i'm not trans unlike (You), sis.
>only games friend plays are Pragmata, Blue Archive, and VRChat
>Hey anon, why does Steam say you're offline?
>Friend cured her addiction to MOBAs and FPS by getting depression and becoming to exhausted to play
>>738910704
>>738910704You're a big poster
>>738910368seems reasonable for a 100% achievement playthough
>>738910741>rapedYou're a faggot just like them.
>friend has 5000 hours in rdr>invite him over for liar's dice>he declines
I want to show Doakes my 300+ hour Onirism playtime. Unmodded and public, of course.
>>738911483preach, sis! tell that bigot whose boss!
>>738911279>>738911279>>738911279>>738911279
>>738910368what are you trying to meme there a reddit tier fbi meme zoomie?
>>738914626i'm trans btw! ^w^
Actually watched Dexter recently, wasn't that bad. Was surprised Doakes isn't in it that much
>>738910804Take my updoot, xis!
>>738910698>>738910741Phew, lucky to not be a tranny avoid being raped and killed and disfigured and dissected like a pig in the biology lab
>>738915042Vines made him more popular than he should've been.
>>738910368whatchu gonna do about it, baldy?gonna cry?piss your pants like a baby?
>>738910368>Friend organizes online funeral for me because I have been appearing offline for years
>>738915276you're getting close though.
>>738915042They really did him dirty by killing him off so early, but it's also a good thing because they'd have had to dumb him down more and more in order for him to not be able to find out the truth about Dexter. It's also good his character didn't get destroyed like most of the others in the later seasons.
>friend is online all day>goes offline for 18 minutes>comes back online
>>738915537I'm in the non-binary stage or whatever
>>738915042That's what makes Dexter such a good show. You can watch it until Doakes is out and have a good time. Dexter is still fine afterwards, but Doakes is like a "jump off" point where you can call it quits if you feel like it.
>>738915858Their dynamic was great but it went on for as long as it should, would have gotten old and cartoony at some point if Doakes still lingers around every corner to finally catch him decades later
>>738915605Faggots like you that stalk people on their friends list should get a fucking life and stop watching my every fucking move
>>738916020
>friend is online at mid night >Wake up at 6 and see he is still online>On a MondayI can't imagine living like that
>>738916353its a simple life
>>738910704Bane?
>>738910368>friend only play ball and gun games
>status: invisible>game: private>co-op mode suggests 3 friends online and they can see me
>imaginary friend did something behind my back, i just know iti am so gonna beat the fuck out of my aging mom later. she’s in on it!
>offline on steam>offline on discord>offline on battle net>close everything just in case, messenger, telegram, teams>spend an hour to myself just browsing and playing a pirated game>next day>"hey man, ur pc was still active on hamachi last night after u went offline haha. what's up with that?">we installed hamachi 8 months ago for a single LAN sessionI don't think peace can ever reach me
>>738916859- fucking windows update turned it on and kept running while i was out, 2nd time this year!
>>738916859I went into complete radio silence because of annoying shit like that for a whileExcept that while then turned into essentially forever and I never came back because fuck that shit, why even pretend to enjoy spending time with people online when I'd rather not
>>738916859nah bro, HE’S the weirdo. why the fuck is he keeping tabs on you? call him out on that shit
>>738916353Depression is a wild ride
>>738910698TF2 is a bell curve game where <1000 hour players are chuds and 3000> hour players are grand wizards but everyone inbetween is a furry troon.
I get that this is the only meme gen alpha has ever made, but it's kinda getting old.
>>738917598>anon is well versed in memes that pass along gen alpha circles
>>738916096How zesty must a man be to study their virtual friends masturbatory habits?
>>738915605let the man have his fap
>>738916859my friend communicates normally on telegrambut the MOMENT I log onto Steam he can't stop himself from complaining about how bored he is and wants to play something (he never ever suggests a game)
>>738917668kek
>>73891036830 hours is idling game while busy shitposting on discord and /v/