>Fat, retarded, and can't talk to womenYep, he's literally me.
>>738911307Why did Barone make this kind of character?All the HM games never had one of these kind of /literallyme/ characters.
>>738911720He wants you to improove and not end up like Clint. But it's already too late for me.
>>738911307>wagecuckCouldn’t be me
>>738911903He's also white, unlike you.
>>738911307>has a jobit can't be you, silly
>>738911720The older games had a few, but they were like the losers you'd see in the pre-internet days. Muffy for example is a textbook of the oldschool desperate woman loser tropes that you'd see irl and on tv all the time.
>>738911307Come inside my bear bussy, anon ^_~
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>>738911307>owns a house in a beautiful place>skilled at a craft>has a stable jobNope, couldn't be me.
>>738911307>is good at his job that isn't just pushing papers all day>has his own business>he's literally me.I doubt it
>>738911307how is clint so fucking fat while working at a forge man
>>738915814By eating a lot, and drinking alcoholBeing fat is 90% about diet, not exerciseContrary to what you may think being a blacksmith does not make you a buff dwarven god
>>738915814Cause he stuffs his fucking mouth with food, that's why. I'm surprised Shane isn't fat from all the beer he drinks, too.
