>>738926814>early game cutscene introduces the game's villains you'll encounter throughout the game
GIANT
>>738926947ENEMY
>>738926947SHIT
>>738926814GRAHCRAB BATTLE
>>738926814Are that teeth on its claws?
>>738926908
>>738927145Snibbedi snabGet bitten by the crab
>>738926814GIANT ENEMY CRABREAL TIME WEAPON SWITCHING
>>738927146ill never understand this logic of 'every collective must be a parallel to the general population of the country its situated in'you wanna start a conspiracy theory about why most basketball players are black despite le 12%?
my peenus weanus of course :)hahah! :Dit's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahahITT: IRL Bosses - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :Dhahaha!
>>738927145Have you never seen a crab before?
>>738927474well, why are most basketball players black?
>>738926814o_O
>>738927723niggas started hoopin and made it look cool to other younger niggasplus its dirt cheap to practice, most poor cities have at least 1 basketball court. compare it to hockey where you need a whole ice rink and expensive gear
>>738927947sheeiiiit
>>738926814
>>738927947no need for it to be a conspiracy, but one might at least be interested on why that is
>>738928997>boss can spawn smaller enemies
>>738926814soldiers of the sea
>>738926908they all wear the same boring grey suitsI thought villains are supposed to look cool? real life is so stupid
easy
>>738929797Easily beatable, just fight at night.
>>738926814Mein Gott... Der Goliath der Krebse.
>>738926908Viltrumite aura all over them...
>game has random battle encounters>if you lose your party members get a permanent stat decrease
>>738926908Imagine tossing a grenade into that
>>738928997>Boss was protecting you from greater evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZl16pXoD2A>"...and now, enter the Bull!">"as the beat pounds to remind us of the relentless drive of industry they drag into the Alexander Stadium a beast, a Bull, 10 metres high, heavily armored!">bull roar
>>738926908I think I see my country's PM in the back
>>738929797*1 billion lions enter the fray*
>>738929797Dumb crow, the fuck you gonna do? You are just a crow.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0za2oBSSnU
>>738926814It's a horror game boss
>>738929426It's all fun and "giant enemy crab" memes until some unknown soul gets nailed to a wall with a spike
>>738926908so why does god allow these faggots to be genocidal tyrants with no repercussions again?
>>738933390fags die, god laughs
>>738933390Did you miss the part about Demi-kings in Bible?Don't you know Satan's Throne is on the surface?Read nigga! Read!
>>738933390Because after the boomer season ended God turned up the difficulty to ng+4 and those boomer fucks didn't adjust their build and chose the wrong focus tree to deal with autocracies.
>>738933390God is on their side, they're fighting against Satan (the West) with the power of Christ (Communism)
>>738932489
>>738934049No man should have this much sway and power over people. But I suppose it was better than what we have now.
>>738934271>Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
>>738933390Hello mr. glownig. I can't find Trump and Netanyahu in that pic, can you help us?
>>738926908xi kneels to feminists
>>738934506he kneels to feminists, muslims, trannies, blacks, gays and jews (but only in /pol/ fanfiction not irl)
>>738934049Cattle.
>>738929797>all life that exists on the planet does so because a screaming sustained nuclear explosion thousands of times the size of Earth itself is emitting more energy than our entire species has ever produced billions of times over every single second>its actually one of the smaller ones that permeate in every direction of the known universeWe are ants on the skin of a cosmic apple. Never forget that fact.
>>738927474most basketball players are black because people descended from west african blacks have a high level of athleticism in running/jumping and general "explosiveness"blacks excel in american football and sprinting for the same reasonwhat ability do jews have that justifies their gross overrepresentation in government?
>Ally becomes a boss later on
>>738926908I wonder how the world would change if you dropped a bomb on that group and wiped them out
>>738934705Excellent economic skills.
>>738933390Free will
>>738934823That depends on who dropped the bomb.
>>738927723
>>738934918I swear, those long noses have tribalism baked into them. They will throw everyone under their bus, their supposed best friend etc. for the shekel but not their own, unless they are black
>>738934657Big deal.I'm made from the corpse of its fallen kin.The Sun is a baby to me.
>>738934271FromSoft's keeping the tradition alive, good to know
>>738935413>everything and everyone is made of the tiny fragments of long dead space gods
>>738934657Remember anon, everything past lithium was produced in a star at some point. You are an all star.
>>738934823Meet the new bossesSame as the old bosses
>>738926908I'm excited for this new Deacons of the Deep fight
>>738934981Some citizen of whatever country they are in who is not connected to any groups somehow managed to fly a drone with a massive bomb to them
>>738926814>>738926908
>>738926908lackey is way more kino than a Main villan
>>738935898o kurwa
>deception based enemies that drain your resourceshas this EVER been fun or do devs just want to act smug about tricking players?
>>738934705They are the most intelligent race on the planet.
>>738930778Guns are the gayest invention.It literally ruined the planet and our species.
>>738926814Pretty sure a kick would destroy that nigga.
MY MOM AND MY SCHOOL PRINCIPAL XDXDXD
>>738936334t. wild boar
>>738935701Get your game on
>>738934823Better bomb Israel and World Trade Center and see how things get better.If they not, we will make an apology letter, no biggie.
>>738932489>boss is immune to fire damage>also teleports because fuck you, we already have your money
>>738926814this is CGI
>>738933390we were too close to defeating the demiurge
>>738934946is this real?
>>738935465
>>738927672somebody post the greentext i've been looking for it for months
>>738934049No, that's an IRL protagonist.
>>738932764>the commentslmao
>>738932764>Only a few seconds in>Muh female chainmakers were underpaid and overworkedThe harder someone cries the better to ignore them
>>738929797we name those things after gods for a reason
>>738934657howeverwe have yet to find life in other planets. or literally anywhere elseand we are spreading from Earth>tfw life was the final boss all along
>>738934745>boss uses the same equipment/skills that the player once used
>>738926908my ex faggot premier is in this pic who did aids as fuck lock down laws during covid
>>738929797NO SUN
>>738934657We could be way more than that
>>738927672Yakuza Cutscene.
>>738928090
>>738930778Forced perspective bullshit
>>738929351Didn't Freeman kill this fucking thing decades ago?
>>738934271>The shadows of Yarham
