>here's your male walking animation bro
>>738933590he walks as if he had something fun up in his bum
>>738933590why am I a zesty nigger?
>>738933590This nigga zesty af
>>738933590>nig npc>cowardly commonerWhat did they mean by this
i look like and walk like that
>>738933590>walkingthats called mincing
>>738933590Still better than the mass effect jogging animation
cute :3
here's your slop ass medieval game with niggers bro
>>738933684Some might say he got sugar in his trunk
>>738933725u zesty
>>738933590that nigga lookin zesty
>>738933590Nothin wrong with a little strut
The walking animation isn't even the worst part. Those obnoxious nametags over everyone's head and the fact that everyone looks like dorks at a Ren Faire is worse.
>>738934379The nametags take you right out of immersion, terrible idea. Shouldn't I be able to talk to "Leslie" to find out about her?
>>738933590SUGAR IN HIS TANK
Adding body A / Body B choice at the last minute so no time for gendered animations, please understand
>>738933590what a fucking disaster. only way im even pirating this shit is if i can cull the village demographics to my liking
>>738933725why are you black?
>>738933590Here's your ultra testmaxxing masculine uuurah grenade throwing animation BRUH
>>738933590this nigga theatrical
>>738933590zesty little buck...
>>738933590This is the shopkeeper
>>738933590I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE JEEP
>>738934872This is absurd
>>738933590Yeah shake that moneymaker for daddy, bitch.
>>738934872i run like this
>>738934872No way they didn't do this on purpose
>>738933590It's funny how the gait and mannerisms of men and women are just there and you don't realise until you see people not doing it.
>>738933590Zamn all he's missing is a tail and that gait will fit him 100%
Notice how there are 0 antiporn/puritans ITT.
>>738933590he looks like he gardens uphill
He like to play for the same teamHe likes his prune juice extra bitterHe keeps scoring own goals He listens to blonded
>>738933590Op already scared of the next 10/10 xbox exclusive
He's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team.
>>738933590Fable is looking equal parts zesty and soulless, impressive.
>>738933590Imma need the name of this game. Whats this walking bussys name?
>>738934872
>>738933590zesty
>>738935671got a genuine laugh out of methanks anon
>>738935056Based
>>738935671Fucking lol
>>738935671which part is supposed to be funny
>>738933590it's the exaggerated swagger of a medieval black teen
>>738933590how did a racing game studio become this gay?
>>738937842The part where you got filtered
>>738938319>become
>>738933590why he kinda *lip_bite*
>>738933590Why does this look like an amerinigger californian melting pot mongrel's pipe dream of what CHAZ was supposed to be? What shitty propaganda software is this?
just a reminder that fable 3 has A LOT of black people in it
Got that zesty strut
Heres your female walking animation
>>738933590body type b sorta walk
What do you expect? 3D tech is getting more and more complex, but game studios are hiring more and more talentless Indians to operate it.
He walks like he's trying to hide the charity cage bulge.
>>738933590>Ooh massa, I's finna squirt!
>>738935671PSR be ripped af tho.
>>738934872LMAO
>>738933590This nigga is dam right peculiar
>>738933590ZESTMAXXING
>>738933590WELL WELL WELL
>>738933590Body Type B...b....bUCK
>>738933590He walk like me after i have huge ass rash on my croctch after sweating hard and wearing too tight pants.
>>738933590this nigga bats for the other team
>>738933590and people tried to argue they didn't just slap on a shitty character creator after the backlash of the ugly ass woman MC.
>Dayum, dat white boy sexy as hell... Mm-mm! Mama wants some of dat!
>>738933590downright peculiar
>>738933590omar comin'
>>738939547>white boyDoes this pass as white in NA bros?
>>738939547>>738939631>white boyFUCK. I fucked up and automatically went straight for my wmbf fantasies.
>>738937842the juxtaposition between all the tactical gear and the pink gun, the further absurdity comes from when he actually fires the gun, you expect him to take it seriously because the only thing out of place is the pink gun, but suddenly when firing his gestures are effeminate, these two things combine to illicit a chuckle from most peoplehope that helps
For real though black people get so pissed if you make them walk zestyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n2CYWJyE8Q
Zest E. Buck. that boy ain't right.
>>738939952or give them pink lighters
>>738933590insert zesty copypasta here
>>738933590This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift
We need to bring back Buck Breaking
>On your knees, bucko. Someone shoulda broke you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a buck I can't chuck with this here long and mighty dingus! I tell ye back in aught-4 I met a real mean one. He had big, air stealing nostrils, monstrous, boot lips, muscles that rippled under his cobalt skin so it’d look like a nest’a snakes as he’d be twisting here and yonder. T’was an older gentleman, the owner d’ye ken?, that had hired me to break this particular buck. Was some half-dozen breakers what had tried and failed! I tracked this this big-assed baboon, by fallerin’ the sounds of his impressive proud buttocks, clapping as he capered to and fro on yon gentleman’s land. There he be, proud as a damn peacock, black slave’s body framed by yon settin’ sun, just begging to be broke. I approached from the east, formerly westerly way. Took him unawares as he were sat alone out front a shack, mending a loincloth or some such. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund’rus CLAP, and I mounted from the front. I tell ye boy, but that buck began to FIGHT! This unbroken, proud negro was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my cock out in an instant as he scrambled onto his black belly and began ta’ wrigglin’ this way and that. And bucko did he began to wail! As loud as prairie lightning he were. This buck could tell the breaking was coming, and I tell ye, he did BUCK. This obstinate cur could turn on a dime and give ye some change! I tell ye as the winds were my witness, he were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as he did, gyrating his unbroken black anus and dodging my breaker man’s meat. But he broke, and I finished the job. D’ye ken? That buck broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all break. By the man Jesus and his snowy white pappy, now say hallelujah, boy, you'll break, too!
>>738939901Is this Japanese humour but American? Like those old jrpg having crossdressing men.
>>738940205It is literally japanese humour
>>738940205It's humor for people with IQs over 60 whose existence isn't focused around manosphere influencers and contemporary politics.
>>738933590
>>738933590Zesty as fuck!
ZAMNBruda be zesty
>>738933590>>738934872
>>738933590probably because they added a character creation at the last second, they were unironically going to go with that ugly brown female but the backlash made them change their minds
>>738939547>white
>>738933684It's the original characters walking animation, because the developers didn't actually intend for you to play a male character at all. The bullying online got them to change....but not really.
>>738938614Fable 3 also sucked and was easily the worst in the series
>>738933590ZESTY
>>738944641>The bullying online got them to change....but not really.Please understand that making a male animation would cost at least 300 more millions and 6 years to do, like bro, you can't expect developers to not take 3 months to deliver a 45 minutes piece of code, can you?
>>738933590ZAMN that nigga zesty like a sugar plum
>>738933590>arms swinging behind his backJesus christ, are all the devs women?
>>738938614Having to dance with dozens of men to farm popularity is just about the only thing I remember about this faggoty game. Oh, and the gigantic fuck you where the "You have one year to prepare" mechanic suddenly jumps forward six months into the final confrontation with no warning.
>>738933590Reminder Xbox fans exist and this dogshit is what they defend.
are we going to ignore that that nigga have WHITE hands and black head?
>>738946136this nigga light on his feet
>>738933590Man, everything looks like soulless.Why is an engine called Unreal producing the most bland realismslop?
>>738933590Dat nigga got suga in his tank
>>738933590They clearly quickly tacked on a character creator after the reaction to the ugly protag
>>738946136this is expedition 33 isnt it. i can instantly recognize luna's flying animation
CRISPY NIGGA
>>738933590toilet trader
>>738933590>Parmindersaaar
>>738935671I actually want a pink gun with the fluffy attachments because I think it'd be funny as shit to kill some wannabe gangster thug with a hello kitty gun.
they want to make this a full on troon simulator. mix and match your degeneracy except it very likely won't translate into any other area of the game the humor and style was mostly always targeted at kids
>>738935671>>738943095It's shit. It would have been good if it ended after he fires the second shot though.
>>738933590>BLAHBLAHBLAH ZESTY BLAHBLAHBLAH BASED BLAHBLAHBLAH ILOOKWALKTHISIRL
>>738946136I know it's supposed to be more realistic but having white palms and the bottoms of the feet on black characters seems more racist than just making them completely brown.
I understand the complaints if it's supposed to be historical, but why complain about blacks in fantasy? Unless it contradicts established lore then it doesn't really matter. If anything, it opens up more possibility for worldbuilding.
>>738955039It does contradict some existing loreBut whatever, it's already clear this is mostly wearing Fable as a skin suit
>>738954154how about this
>>738955039>have the option to make fantastical races and strange cultures>still default with boring ass multicultural CaliforniaNice "possibility" you got there.
>>738953003>male walk way too feminine looking>female walk looks way too masculineYou can't convince me this isn't some sort of psyop.
>>738933725
>>738955372You wouldn't be making these claims about unoriginality if the protagonist was white.I don't want to see niggers in my games either but quit pretending to be retarded.
>>738955039First of all, it does contradict existing lore. There were two black people in the original. And they were established to be foreigners.Second - multiculturalism doesn't just pop up. The reason it's different today versus in medieval times was limited travel, cost of travel, danger of travel, among specific laws limiting outsiders traveling through their lands as they could be enemy spies or bandits or combatants. If you have a medieval world and some small peasant town that looks like downtown New York; I want to know why it looks like that. Is it a trade hub? Right next to the Ocean? In the middle of several different kingdoms? Because otherwise it makes no fucking sense. It'd be just as fucking weird for me to go to Asia or Africa and be like, "EY YO WHERE DA WHITE PEEPO AT!? THERE SHOULD BE TEN THOUSAND WHITIES FUCKING DEM BLACKS AND ASIANS AND MAKING LITTLE MUTT BABIES!"
>>738933590>setting based on medieval England>full of nogs and mystery meat muttoidsI can tell Londoners made this
>>738933590downright peculiar is ya’ll ask me.
>>738953003Why does this feel AI generated?
>>738955372You're a retard buddy. >>738955664Exemplifies my point exactly.>Make a game where everyone is white>Everyone is white because they are>The endMeanwhile>Make a game where people are a mix of races>This is because mass migration due to disaster or war>Or it takes place in a popular trade port>Or people were imported as cheap labor>Or an invasion occurred and now a new populace has sertled inSee? See how suddenly a ton of new and interesting scenarios pop up?
>>738955920We are in the slop timeline
>>738955293>>738955664But there were more black people in 2 and 3.Making half the population black by 4 seems a bit much, though.
>>738946094Chimerism from taking so much white dick
>>738934872thats just how c clampers run
>>738944523>that beak sizeFeels like that's not the image you want to be using as a "gotcha" there, thirdie-kun.
>>738944523>nowitzki
>>738955465that's the entire woke ideology: some males have feminine features, other females have male characteristics it's one big troonfiesta i didn't notice it earlier. look at that female looking male asian unit on the rightthis feels nothing like Fable. it's a full on troon simulator
>>738933590The running theory is that the backlash from the ugly slag protagonist they showed off was so bad they scrambled to get a character creator into the game but they didn't finish the male animations in time and just used the female ones
>>738955920it literally looks like the ai videos people made like a year ago of playing through a historical event
>>738956297>>nowitzki>1st century BCE>Cherusci>germanic tribehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CherusciEurope was always "diverse" just look how many iterations and variations of languages we have in what amount of time>latin>>french>>spanish>>romanian>>italian etc. >germanic>>german>>english>>dutch>>norwegian etc.we simply didn't tolerate the jewery. most especially during the rule of the Holy Roman Empireour biggest weakness is that we are too welcoming and quick to drop customs and adopt others: paganism vs christianity you could say it's a weakness of high IQ but i don't know see>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04dll_DYysUNorman Kingdom in Italy - Animated Historical Medieval 4k DOCUMENTARY, history - Kings and Generals - May 21, 2023
>>738933590Not zesty ENOUGH
>>738957191i dunno wtf youre saying i was just pointing out its polish and also a funny name >no wits
>>738956297>>738957191i forgot what i wanted to add: i think our biggest bane is our propensity to individuality as opposed to the gay propensed jews and gay propensed arabs/muslimslook up prison docs and blacks will tell you the best organized were muslimsthis could be a black wants-to-become-a-muslim-journey bias but i can see it being true>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoPpAXLKmNc&t=2130s “Not Washing Yo A** Won’t Save You From R*PE In Prison“ Ice Gizzle #PrisonStories101 | 24 Year Bid - Prison Stories 101 - 100K subscribers 686K views 10 months ago >>738957431>i dunno wtf youre sayingwell that's a shame
>>738939149>This nigga is dam right peculiarlol
>>738955920it does have that look of twitter AI engagement bait videosit's the look and the fact that absolutely nothing of substance is actually being shown in the clips
>>738934186Thanks bro
>>738935621Looks like test footage of Fable 4
>>738944390
>>738933590It's obvious this game having a character creator was never the plan, they hastily added it after all the internet made fun of them for the extremely ugly thing they presented as the MC.
>>738933590Are there any other games where it's clear the devs created the game expecting the player to play as the girl?
>>738933590Walks like he has a buttplug up his ass. Probably one of the developers.
>>738953003I fucking remember a year or two ago when they were doing the Todd Howard routine promising ridiculous shit like there being hundreds of romances and I knew it was just gonna be a romance button
Fantasy England was always diverse, chud
>>738933590He walks like he has a plug up his ass
>>738933590zesty ahh nibba fr fr
>>738959572more like fagtasy england which is where you live
>>738955930You forgot the most interesting scenario:>gaining brownie points
>>738955930>>Make a game where people are a mix of races>>This is because mass migration due to disaster or war>>Or it takes place in a popular trade port>>Or people were imported as cheap labor>>Or an invasion occurred and now a new populace has sertled incan you name any games that have done this?
>>738933590sheeeeiiiiittt that nigga sweet as a sugar plum
>>738933590I walk like this. Everyone thinks I'm gay obviously. But the real reason I walk like this is because I'm semi-crippled. My legs and especially hip muscles simply don't work right. When you see a man walk "femininely" it can sometimes be equated with walking "weakly" (because females are weak).I got this problem from mercury poisoning damaging my neurological system which made the signals and control of my body hard. Not damaged enough to "seem crippled" only enough to seem gay.
>>738933590Calling Leslie a cowardly commoner is not a nice thing to say.
>>738961654And how I got mercury poisoning will sound unbelievable, when I was a kid I went to a yard sale of a retired scientist and he had an entire quart sized sealed Lab Beaker full of liquid mercury. i didnt know what it was and i wanted to buy it because it looked cool and he sold it to me (A CHILD.). i then opened it up and played in it for 2 weeks straight in the sidewalk outside my house until someone noticed and called the police and told us it was highly dangerous.after that i began getting supremely fucked up by the month
>>738961654>because females are weakHR!!! NOW!!!
>>738955510
>>738939952RPing in GTA is so fucking cringe.
>>738933590That dude walking with some serious seasoning.
>>738933590Damn this diva bussy is FRAGILE.
>>738962967he's not that fragile
>>738933590he gives off real "oh my gosh, I'm the heckin hero?!?" energy.
>>738935671did he load the magazine in backwards? I've only fired rifles but the arch goes towards the back and not forward on those.
>>738945153Shouldn't there already be a male walking animation? Just take an npc one
Fable is the most mid series ever
>>738934872>first person >in 60-70fps
>>738937842shut the fuck up twat you probably can't even imagine an apple in your head
>>738933590that homie has some juice up his tank if you catch my drift
>>738955318That's even better lol. You get it.
>the lady npc walking past the PC has a more manly walkThe fuck are these people doing.
>>738935621>>738933590mmmmmmmm that is one mighty peculiar looking buck.
>>738963869This, Fable having fans is fueled by nostalgia and absolutely nothing else. The original game is not worth playing
>>738963708>did he load the magazine in backwards?Yeah, just as he does with dicks
I like walking femininely :3
>>738933590is this how /v/ learns about gendered animations?
>>738933590I walk like that in the cum cave
>>738951223Why do americans want to murder people so badly?
>removed the body morphing mechanic>removed the good vs evil morality systemReminder that this shit isn't even Fable.
>>738935671lost
>>738933590Buy an ad
>>738955465I think they do the exact same animation for both and they tried to make it somewhere in the middle but it just ends up looking stupid for both
>>738933590why is the walking so gay?
>>738933590good day for fishing ain't it!?
>>738935671sides gone
>>738939952kek
If they want to destroy "toxic masculinity", it only follows that the most machismo culture of the negro must be destroyed first.
>>738933590Briar Rose? Are we getting a Fable 1 remake or an original Fable, wtf? If it's a remake, why is the MC black?
>>738933590damn this nigga zesty
>>738933590Maybe his butt hurts
>>738933590>See this>Think 'ZESTY'>Click into thread>1 out of 20 matcheslmao
just another day in a blue city.
>>738934186wait til this guy finds out about the moors in the crusades
>>738972726honestly mogging
>>738953003>Fantasy bongland>asians, blacks, indianswtf is the point of making this a bongland fantasy then?Imagine playing a fantasy china game and it's not chinese people everywhere but white, black, etc. It's ridiculous, why bother making it fantasy chinese game? The whole point of the setting is to capture that world, even in a fantasy setting. If play like a fantasy aztec game i'm expecting aztecs
>>738955920the terrible lighting and soft looking models, mass appeal normalfag look like hogwarts
>>738933590GET THAT THONG OUT YO BUSSYPLAYA
>>738933590faggots on /v/ wouldn't know the difference
>>738971368>removed the body morphing mechanicGood.
>>738972957https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Oet_iPg1Q
>>738933590>we want the AC:Shadows audienceDid that homo game sell that well?
>>738933590Retard take but I need to say it, this looks like one of those AI-generated game demos.
>>738933590>new Fable>developed by the studio who ONLY made Forzamy expectations are pretty low but everytime i see something from it, it gets worse.
>>738933590groids don't exist in fantasy, that's what orcs an goblins are for.
>>738975283>you now remember when twitter said Dragon Quest was racists because they saw the troll and immediately thought it was a caricature of black people
>>738933590He's got a stick up his ass.>This is what took Forza Nippon so long, BTWAt least it's finally out, but Christ. 5 was so fucking awful beyond Hot Wheels.
>>738933590This shitty camera where the character is not centered is literally the worst thing to have happened to videogames
>>738961808what country
>>738972957new overwatch hero just dropped
>>738978074bro you already know what im going to say... USA!
>>738933590Das sum fruity a$$ ngl
>>738933590>here's your male walking animation bro
>>738961654>>738961808That's actually pretty sad; I hope they manage to find a way to help you some day, Anonymous.
>>738933590Why does everyone look like their the same age, seem healthy and well fed, similar height ect. Is this just because the devs based all the characters around a single model or something.
>>738938623I recognize him. Akiranime. If only he wasn't a shit-taste spic.
>>738961808well good news, you were already retarded even before that
>>738933590Leftism is a mental illness Who the hell would even buy this Fable is fucking cursed
>>738933590All the proof you need that niggers are disgusting niggers is the fact that they see no problem with niggers being in a fantasy setting like this. Whereas if you made a vidya set in some African tribal themed area and filled it with pasty whites in loincloths speaking the King's English, whites would be disgusted by it because it's a shit trope that ruins suspension of disbelief. Niggers just want maximum niggotry and I'm sick to fucking death of them.
>>738934186It looks like trash, but it's fantasy.
Nu-Fable is going to turn into such a joke people will miss ol' Peter scam games
>>738933684He's a bit light in the loafers
>>738937842it's american humor, it's funny only for low iq people
