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Anonymous

05/15/26(Fri)13:01:26 No.738934178

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Anonymous 05/15/26(Fri)13:01:26 No.738934178 Archived

Would you play game called 'Lobbyist Valley'?

It's basically Stardew Valley but set in Washington DC and you're playing a first term President. The villagers are Lobbyists and embassadors, senators and such as you're trying to win them over with all kinds of gifts. Drugs, child prostitutes, you name it.

You get to build ball rooms, bunkers, tanning booths, meth laboratories, moloch statues and so on while upgrading the White house. Special events are like UFO encounters, congressional orgies, UFC events, etc.

During you get to marry like in Stardew. Pick Netanyahu, Xi Jinping, tech bros like Musk, or some mail order bride maybe. You also get to go to Epstein's island and Bohemian Grove as part of a late game maps.

The dungeons are gun play centric where you go on foreign adventures in Iran, Venezuela, Cuba, North Korea...

Anonymous
05/15/26(Fri)13:02:18 No.738934224

Anonymous 05/15/26(Fri)13:02:18 No.738934224

>>738934178
If you make it without any AI slop, then yeah. Otherwise, fuck off I don't care.

Anonymous
05/15/26(Fri)13:02:19 No.738934226

Anonymous 05/15/26(Fri)13:02:19 No.738934226

>>738934178
Just play The Campaign Trail.

Anonymous
05/15/26(Fri)13:11:03 No.738934701

Anonymous 05/15/26(Fri)13:11:03 No.738934701

>>738934178
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Political_Machine
There has been a Political Machine 2004, 2008, 2012, 2016, 2020 and 2024

Anonymous
05/15/26(Fri)13:16:14 No.738934990

Anonymous 05/15/26(Fri)13:16:14 No.738934990

>>738934178
What is your metaphor for the Israel lobby?

Anonymous
05/15/26(Fri)13:41:38 No.738936401

Anonymous 05/15/26(Fri)13:41:38 No.738936401

>what about my aislop /pol/tranny game?!?!
No.